5 THINGS I HATE ABOUT MOTORCYCLING!

[@robmirley225]

One thing that bothers me now after being round motorcycles for near enough 50 years,is the wave or nod, I still do it to everyone from the smallest 50cc scooter to the biggest bike but I maybe only get 30 to 40% return. We are all on the road dealing with the same dangers,we must stick together 100% of the time. I always carry my tool kit and if anyone is at the side of the road I always slow down to make sure they are ok. Call me old fashioned but I do miss the camaraderie. Great vids Stu keep them coming. Gutted that I missed the opportunity to do the anti tamper survey. That legislation really bothers me.

[@karlhoward2737]

While out and about in Jersey…I nod to everyone on a bike…back in the day..well 42 years ago, I used to get a nod from a Hells Angel…he was part of the Windsor Chapter….so…I nodded back…..I do that now, I’d say about 30% nod back…..oh how times change hehe….

[@westerhamflyer9575]

2 tips spring to mind,don’t touch a hot exhaust and don’t ride backwards🤔👍

[@ronsmith9228]

Triumph riders don’t have no steenking attitude! There’s just not that many of us to have one!

[@kjross73]

I am with you 100% on your number 1 of bike snobbery. I am a biker through and through, I have been a motorcycle courier and a motorcycle instructor, I think I have ridden about 200 thousand miles on bikes, but currently I choose to ride a medium sized scooter, I now hardly ever get a nod from other riders and get chuckles when I pull up at a biker pub and even comments suggesting that I clearly can't handle a "proper" motorcycle. Thanks for your comments.

[@uday1103]

Good funny video Stuart. You have nailed it with your observations about unruly riders and owners of expensive machines. Have experienced both the types myself 😄. Have owned a Bullet 350 as well as 500 and now have the Interceptor 650. Just love your attitude towards motorcycling. I believe one should ride for your own satisfaction and not to prove a point to anyone. Keep on with the good work buddy 👍

[@Banditmanuk]

All very true 👍 Some of these big tractors on the road are not just being used for farming. They are moving construction equipment, bulk soil moving and various jobs that should be done by HGV registered and taxed vehicles.

[@paulregner5335]

In the USA we refer to certain equestrians as HOHO's (Hateful Old Horse Owners). Back in the 90's they waged a relentless campaign against off-road bicyclists on public trails and single-tracks, until it was proven that one horse can damage a trail far worse than 20 bicycles (when the trail is wet they "post-hole" the trail horribly). The animosity between HOHO's and everyone else that uses a road or trail still exists, but at least the courts have put them in their place. I found it interesting that brand snobbery is a "thing" in the UK as well (and you mentioned two brands in particular that I have or currently own). I've had Hardly Ableson's (Harley's) in the past and currently avoid the brand for a myriad of reasons (but mainly because they're yesterday's technology at tomorrow's exorbitant prices, and the poseurs that gravitate towards them on this side of the pond), and I currently ride a Triumph Scrambler 1200XC. I looked real hard at the Royal Enfield line, but felt that the Triumph was better suited for my needs (the fact that I got my Scrambler for two-thirds of the MSRP on account of it being a "press fleet" bike prior to my ownership didn't hurt either). In any event, thanks for putting effort into your channel; it's enjoyable to watch.

[@troycompton1829]

This vid gave me a big smile this morning 😊!! My top 5 would have to include spine jarring potholes !

[@nigeh5326]

Imagine being an MOT tester if they brought in MOT tests for horses. Emissions tests would be horrendous 😃

[@rmrtxchl264]

If by "horrendous" you mean "humorous," I agree!!!

[@stevennagel9264]

Grow up! Lol

[@northwest8634]

I have found that the riders that wave to you or wave back, are the ones that are having fun. The rest should hit the ditch. Good vid!

[@motorcyclewild5873]

Fully agree

[@richardphillips1041]

Its nice when another rider gives you the nod or as you said waves but there have been a few times like approaching a roundabout or doing 70mph on a dual carriageway that I received an over enthusiastic wave from adventure bike riders where I have thought that their waving hand or concentration would have been better served on the handlebars or the road ahead.

[@brianperry]

Harley riders cannot remove a hand from the handlebars without fear of getting into a 'tank slapper'...

[@jboy000]

@@brianperry 😂😂😂😂😂

[@renevanderkraats3811]

As a BMW (Nine-T Racer) rider I probably don't fit that description, Stuart ;) I wave at all bikes, just glad to see other bikers enjoying their steeds as much as I do...regardless of make, size, or type. Used to own Honda and Aprilia, so I'm not stuck to one brand for the sake of it. Always great to hear people's experiences on other bikes. BTW really enjoy your channel...the honest, un-biased views are a breath of fresh air!

[@khalidakarim651]

It's lovely! And very educational, too - in sense, that it's always interesting to learn about things causing difficulties for motorcycle riding in different countries. In fact, I was feeling a little jealous since starting watching your channel - "Wow! - I used to think - They have such good riding conditions there. Roads so smooth, no chuck-holes, no speed breakers, just few vehicles on the roads!". Now I feel that no country can bee free of problems!)) And yes, I wish you to become a president of universe as soon as possible!)

[@dalewintle9969]

Great video Stuart tongue n cheek but some good points too , one of my pet hates is season bikers who don't nod to L plate riders we all were at that point once right , embrace the fact we have people wanting to join this great freedom of Motorcycling I'm not talking about the 16yr old ASBO on a moped until they get there car license I'm talking about the genuine learner rant over 🙈

[@vonsprague7913]

I'm really offended! By the coffee all over my kitchen when you said "snowflakes like and subscribe now as you won't feel like it at the end of the video" pmsl. Highly entertaining, thanks.

[@brianperry]

I've found that now I'm older I go into 'wimp mode' far easily than I used to ...will never ride when its cold, or windy or both.

[@jamesahoffman]

But that made it so funny 🤣

[@JimSte85]

Absolutely hilarious, yet perfectly true. One of the reasons my dad started motorcycling back in the early 70’s was because he wanted to know there was only one brain on that horse. A bad experience when he was 6 years old circa 1958 when he tried horse riding and the damn thing galloped after another group of horses, leaving him clinging for life with his arms wrapped around the bugger’s neck 😂

[@nigeh5326]

One of my pet hates are people who have bikes but don’t bother to learn how to do the most basic tasks. A rider asked on a group yesterday if Vaseline is a good replacement for picture or grease as he hadn’t got either. For gawds sake but some grease and lecture it’s only a couple of quid. For me part of the fun of biking is learning how to do basic tasks to keep your bike running safely and well

[@gordonforbes9948]

I think i saw that comment and told him it was only a replacement for KY. Watching Stu's videos has inspired me to do my own servicing and mods.

[@brianbaron1]

I found this one extremely funny as I can relate to it. I get a kick out of Stuart’s voice!! Lots of fun!!!

[@PhilipBallGarry]

I love your rain bit. Glad it's not just me who believes rain is the conscious, thinking and self-aware being of the skies. In fact I remember one particular cloudless summer day on the Harley it came from nowhere and pounced. We arrived home sodden and filthy and yes, the roads leading up to our estate were as dry as a bone. Thus entailed another three hour cleaning session with toothbrushes, 25 polishing rags, three sponges and (of course) a full tube of Autosol. But, it's not just rain which is a living, breathing being. As I get older, all manner of domestic items seem to have taken on life. Knives and forks, jar lids, teabags and definitely toast. All intent on making my latter years a little more frustrating and annoying aided and abetted by gravity :)

[@canopus101]

I thoroughly enjoyed this video Stuart, it made me chuckle. For my part tractor drivers where I live, Wales, are generally considerate. They still leave a load of booby traps on the road though! My pet hate is cyclists, not the person going to work, just having fun or visiting the shops, I have done that on a bicycle myself. It is the ones dressed up as Spiderman that are the problem. Riding around in packs and blocking the road and, unlike Welsh tractor drivers, never pulling over to allow other vehicles to pass. These uninsured, no numberplate, untaxed buffoons will then puff and pant up the hill (820 feet above sea level) at the outskirt of my town before tearing down it as fast as they can go, hitting the town 30mph limit at 50mph or more. Sometimes at night with no lights. I love your informative videos, to me as you, "any motorcycle is a great motorcycle." On a bike rally I meet people covered in patches and badges who arrived in their motorhome, I also meet people who arrived, with luggage, on cheap commuter motorbikes. Guess who I respect and talk to more?

[@handsfree1000]

Farmers often have dangerous spikes on the implement they bolt on to the front of the tractor. That should be illegal without a guard to protect road users.

[@markm5502]

A thoroughly entertaining and accurate video Uncle Stu. I nearly choked on my breakfast with laughing as you casually and rather skillfully rode your motorcycle backwards. Agree with everything you said and loved the impression of the Queen during your horse section. As ever, please keep making the videos because they are a ray of sunshine in a somewhat gloomy world.

[@gasgas2689]

Talking of the Queen, what about dogs running out into the road in front of you? I bought a new VFR and half a mile from the garage a dog ran out, and I have this picture in my brain. I grabbed the brakes and doing a stoppie I was looking down over the front wheel with the dog's tail under it.

[@jvlivtriple]

Oh well, I have a tractor, own horses, own a Triumph (my 2nd), and have owned a couple of BMWs. I knew what I was getting into before I moved to the Pacific Northwest of the USA so I really can't complain about the rain. I haven't melted yet (snowflake) though. I really do appreciate you shutting off your bike to let the horses by. That surely counts as considerate riding. I think I will sell my KTM and buy a Royal Enfield so I will be less inclined to ignore speed limits. I would have said Harley Davidson but... On a serious note, you didn't mention noisy motorcycles. In my conversations with non-motorcyclists that always comes up as their number one complaint about motorcyclists. And yes, I really have looked at Royal Enfields but the local dealer is a flake.

[@Oilyhands749]

Love it uncle Stu Bloody quads while we’re at it ,they bomb along and at any given moment dart in to a field entrance. Ahhhh

[@jabjab1010]

Well played. I’ve owned American, Japanese, German, and now a Triumph. . .which taught me all other bikes and bikers suck! KIdding! Great video. Thanks.

[@nickduffy8482]

Nothing like a good rant to get my Friday morning started. I’ve been hearing the word ‘snowflake’ used a lot lately, and not when talking about the weather, so today I’ll see if I can drop it into a sentence addressed to some worthy victim. Always enjoy your content and good to know a healthy dose of sarcasm is still good for the soul., keep up the great work Stuart.

[@frankmorris2603]

Yep. Nailed it. Bad, sightless car drivers got off light though. 😬

[@martinoconnor4314]

Great vid Stu but you forgot one vital point about horses! Whenever they take a crap on the road they always do it on corners or bends in the road, usually in the same place where farmer Giles has spilt diesel from his over filled tractor.

[@goldilocks913]

Brilliant video Stuart, a lesson in common sense and how to have a sense of humour about things- sadly lacking these days 👍

[@petersydney5895]

There is a controversial politician here in Australia who likes to use the catch-phrase "I say what you think"! You nailed it! Top job, great vid.

[@darkcustomxxx7252]

@Peter Sydney.....and she should've stayed at frying fish and chips......

[@michaeljohnson-li5nn]

Stuart, fully agree with your comments regarding motorcycle brand snobbery. I have always been a fan of Japanese motorcycles, with a particular liking of Kawasaki bikes in particular. I love my 1977 Z1000 but this does not preclude me from being interested in other 2 wheel vehicles. For example I have just purchased an immaculate 2003 Honda C90, which in my humble opinion is a great little bike upon which Honda built its motorcycle empire. I also enjoy riding my Goldwing, which again can completely divide the biking fraternity as it is viewed by some bikers as a two wheeled car. Finally, when you are Prime Minister please remove the ‘fuel duty’ tax from petrol, as this tax is then subject to another tax, namely VAT. A tax on a tax is taking things too far!

[@robinwatford]

Some good observations there! It always makes me chuckle when people judge others by their choice of motorcycle or car. My tastes in these have changed over the years, so those slating the BMW/Harley/Audi/Merc drivers should remember that one day, that may be them! Farm mud and diesel on the road though....grrr!

[@thomasbordelon4149]

One of your most epic videos. Loved every word. It pays to stroll through the old stuff. ({Pet peeve # 6?}, 'People that only watch the episodes hot off the press so they can race to be the first to comment and get the most thumbs up.’ When there is a lot of good material to be enjoyed by all, already in the can.

[@johnlenart597]

I always enjoy your yammerings on. Lol. As long as I don't have to pedal my bike I'm fine with any bike. One thing I've noticed, is that when I'm riding my Classic 350 I'm never worried about getting a speeding ticket. "One less thing to worry about.!!"

[@robertkemp9023]

Stuart, highly amusing, but also right on the nail. One significant thing you didn't mention about horse riders is the large dangerous mountains of excrement they allow their animals to leave on roads, paths, bridleways etc. As a onetime dog owner, I was used to clearing up after my animal. Isn't it about time horse owners had to do the same, or even better, prevent it in the first place...giant horse nappies!!

[@miteor]

Literally yesterday: soaked to the skin, horses, tractors, overly proud BMW owners - still going out later on today though 😊

[@uday1103]

miteor Yeah. Totally understand. That’s the sign of a true rider isn’t it?😄

[@andyb.5268]

Wind, it has to be wind, I don't know Stu, but every time I go out on my bike it's always blowing at me.

[@Chris-kh2fm]

Yes, that's a big factor for me.

[@Perkelenaattori]

Wind is a funny thing. I rode my friends Intruder without any deflectors and it was okay but my F800 GS was absolutely horrible with the default BMW deflector. Now it's much better with an extended GIVI deflector.

[@Chris-kh2fm]

@@Perkelenaattori In my experience, the higher I sit on a bike the more I'm effected by side wind.

[@Chris-kh2fm]

@@dereksmith9473 LOL

[@rhonda-my_honda_cb500x3]

Might I suggest you cut down your daily intake of Heinz's haricot baked beans? ;-p

[@markjacquot6182]

Amen brother! Entertaining as always! Things are often most funny when they are based on the truth. I especially appreciate your comments regarding motorcycle brand elitism. It’s the fact THAT we ride, not WHAT we ride, that makes us bikers.

[@jfro5867]

My house is literally in between two farms, one to my left, one to my right. Massive Tractors are everywhere. In summertime they go back and forth during the night, it's like an alien ship is landing, with all the noise and floodlights. House shakes! Also have a busy stable so horses everywhere. Good job you don't live near me Stu!! However, I knew all this before we bought so no moaning allowed. I'm fine with it. Love the Countryside. With you on wasps though!!

[@CanadairCL44]

I don't understand why tractors don't use the edges of fields or grass verges to travel on. After all, they are the ultimate off road vehicle aren't they?

[@bertdraper9316]

You had me laughing all the way through your listings and cheered me up no end, I don't think there was much if anything to disagree with because you are spot on. Count on my vote when you go for PM.

[@keithknappett1537]

you got my vote.. well done.. from an ex Essex boy now living on the left coast of Canada

[@nathanhenry4214]

When your Prim Minister tell RE to bring back the Classic 500.

[@pradipbsharma7988]

yes , and tell them that its not all the time about sales figure , People love 500 , i couldnot get , as i booked and they stopped the manufacturing the same month . BRING BACK THE 500, people like me saving money every month. when it comes closer to the amount such things happens , i missed it .

[@particleinthewave8378]

😂 Great video! I’ve enjoyed your content all summer since I purchased my first Triumph in June. Now that said I have to say from the prospective of an American whose been privileged to have spent a bit of time in your part of the world, what constitutes a “road” there is highly suspect. Many of the cyclist KZbinrs in the UK I’ve been watching ride on little more than bicycle trails. If I can lay down across the “road” and be longer than the “road” is wide it’s hardly surprising tractors take up the entire track. In any case I look forward to my next trip to the UK and renting a bike to experience those “roads” soon! Thanks for the great content! Cheers

[@markgannon5452]

I hear you on the tractor thing. I live in a very rural part of North Lincolnshire. I've followed many a tractor. And yes, they pass points where they could quite easily pull over and let the 2 mile long train of following traffic past, but very seldom do!

[@kimkock-hansen2531]

You found the fine balance on hating without being grumpy 😜. The more you hate, the more fun👍. Unfortunately I don’t believe in regimes built on hate, so I won’t vote on you for president - anywhere. But you are definitely my favorite “KZbinr”. If I can vote here, you got my vote🤜🤛

[@Perkelenaattori]

I couldn't agree more about the brand opinion. I ride a F800 GS myself and I know BMW drivers & riders have horrible reputation but I've been trying my best to change that one handwave at a time.

[@colinbailey4185]

Great video Stuart, just to say with a lifetime of riding big bike's I've now bought a 350cc meteor and it's just the best fun and enjoyment ever still own other bigger bike's but choose the meteor more often than not, totally agree with your small bike view's,

[@bobstevens9040]

If you run for PM Stu you've got my vote. You're right about horsey types , indeed the phrase to look down on someone goes back to the days when the mounted upper crust would survey the peasantry from the saddle.

[@angiefav1847]

Your right stuart, most motorcyclists give me a wave or a nod when l ride my royal enfield classic 500, but l have to say l have never ever gotten any recognition nod wave from a Harley rider never we are all fellow riders and have a genuine love for our bikes by the way l own a Harley as well love your channel keep up the good work

[@mpccenturion]

Thumbs Up! That is quite some driving. The first 2 wheeler with a reverse! And your almost as fluid as in travelling forward. Cheers

[@TheArtdecovampire]

For years I fancied a return to biking and lusted after a triumph. I currently ride a Royal Enfield. No gadgets, cheap to run, cheap to ensure. Simplicity personified for a weekend fairweather man such as myself.

[@zedcharlie]

Good fun vid. I hate brand snobbery too. Even had salesmen making assumptions when I turn up on an mz. Which I rode because I want too, not because I cant afford a posh bike. I have shiny bikes too.

[@phillipharding1538]

As an ex Mounted officer in the Met l can vouch for the total chaos a horse can creat. We had one do a runner, can’t remember the reason, and T bone a Volvo estate, the Volvo was written off, the horse had a shake and carried on as if nothing had happened.

[@CanadairCL44]

Standard!

[@richardkennedy4215]

Roll on King/President Stuart! Had the BMWs, Honda, Suzuki, now a proud owner of a RE Classic 350! Love your channel!

[@philhawley1219]

Tractor drivers are doing a job, very often trying to beat the weather. It very often costs hundreds of £'s to plant just one acre of potential food. No food and we all starve. I ride biggish bikes (750 and 900) on rural roads ,but I must say I agree with you about people who can't ride horses. I can ride a horse better than many of them and you will be pleased to know I will stop and point out the error of their ways,if the circumstances need it for their own safety.

[@JetCooper3D]

We must have come out of the same factory batch..... I agree with everything you say.... you get my vote. I ride the 3R Triumph Rocket and I like to see all those on two wheels. We all ride for the same reasons... great video.

[@ianberey3926]

Wot No Cyclists! As a cyclist and a biker I'm use to seeing one group or other on these type of lists 😉 Keep up the good work Stuart.

[@CanadairCL44]

I have twin Browning .303's mounted either side of the bike to deal with cyclists!

[@paullown4261]

No mention of the drivers of the German cars with the go fast rings on the front showing how much faster they are than you.

[@BobberRider]

And they've spent all that money on a posh car, but to save a quid they haven't had the indicator bulbs fitted.

[@derekfarrell1674]

paul lown most German car drivers also don’t have the optional extra in this country we call them indicators :)

[@varnatkins6584]

Har har har lads, have you ever drove a German car? I have just put the 'the blue touch paper' Have a good one!

[@gasgas2689]

@@mrgrizzlyrides It is derived from the flag of Bavaria. Look it up, it's not a propeller, although BMW's first products were aero engines, and they weren't horizontal twins, either!

[@rhonda-my_honda_cb500x3]

@@mrgrizzlyrides "The 4 rings of arrogance?"

[@rochmel1409]

Ha ha. Great video. I lost count of the number of times I felt like typing a comment disagreeing with what you said at various points but had to remind myself that the comments were tounge in cheek! You're the new Johnny Speight!

[@johnwoodfield7004]

Well said Stuart, I think most of us feel exactly the same !

[@simonthomas5367]

Absolutely bang on Stuart! A proper laugh out loud rant. Brilliant! And yes, the only bloody day last week when I didn't have my rain gear, I got a 10 minute soaking!!

[@daveb835]

Brilliant. You're in fine form today Mr F. The piece on horses, apart from being completely true, was comedy gold.

[@caroldave4037]

The old saying good and bad in everything but the bad get all the good to overpay for everything....superb vid one of the best

[@donschneider3687]

GREAT video Stuart!!! Fully agree with your pet peeves, especially the last one. HD riders in USA are a mix, but many are very elitist. Giving the two fingers down gesture may or may not get a response from an HD rider if you are on anything other than a Harley. Keep the videos coming!! Until I buy a Continental 650 next year, I live vicariously on your ride videos!!! Thanks a lot!!

[@sirkitchalott]

The snobbery.. Its rife When I owned a cruiser, sports rarely nodded, BMW never When I owned a sports, cruisers rarely nodded, BMW rarely When I ride my V-strom, sports/adv riders mostly nod, cruisers 50/50,bmw rarely When I go out on my 300cc scooter - no one nods Sighs

[@petrichor649]

We all know about the Harley riders, road captains and sergeants, what's that about?

[@DirkGentley42]

I nod at everyone. I used to have a moped. We've all got different tastes.

[@gasgas2689]

Agree about the scooter, same here. But then you don't have to nod to motorcyclists and you can keep your eye on the road / girls / speed cameras / horses / cyclists / tractors chucking mud everywhere.

[@sirkitchalott]

@@gasgas2689 that's so true

[@DirkGentley42]

I'm a returning biker and it really cheered me up the other day to have other riders do the nod thing.

[@staceynico]

Ok my pet peeve is people who ask a very easily found question on face book groups but just want to post for the sake of posting, for example what type of oil should I put in my bike or what tyre pressure....READ A BLOODY MANUAL. As for farmers tractors don't get MOT's and think that it's acceptable to drive round at twilight without a light on the back of a 40 foot trailer held together with string! Nice rant, you could do 5 every month!

[@joshnnik]

Two things I don’t understand Stuart, why are some biking vlogs getting like fashion shows leading newbies to think that the more expensive protective gear worn, the safer it will be. My mantra is don’t wear any that isn’t a legal requirement and then ride with a greater sense of awareness. Secondly, horses don’t feel sticky yet they make glue out of them.

[@adrianrouse5148]

Love all motorcycling. My only gripe is a set of traffic lights near where I live. The sensor in the road doesn't register a motorcycle. OK at busy times a car comes behind you and triggers the lights. But early morning#######

[@NickSyms]

Couldn,t agree more regarding tractors.Here in the Welsh borders they,re pulling trailers full of cow s---t wider than the lane they,re in.

[@Rosakru]

Keep yabbering on matey. I tend to agree, this was a good one.

[@karengill8234]

Very valid points raised Stuart and I endorse all of your comments. .....

[@mightymaule]

Outstanding, as always. And spot in in every comment. After giving way to the horses’ arses, and even silencing your engine, not a single acknowledgement of thanks did you receive - unless it was verbal and couldn’t be heard. Let me know when I should vote for your PM/Presidency.

[@jameswall7645]

Brilliant comments on tractors and horses, about time someone spoke about it👍

[@arthurclarke7072]

Hi Stu. As one of those “bloody southerners” living in exile across the Pond, it’s heartwarming to hear a good ol’ Yorkshireman rant. Here, we do have Harley-Davidson snobbery. They look down their noses at anything that isn’t from the HD motor company as they sit at the traffic lights, revving their bikes with loud exhausts and loud wirelesses, looking like escapees from the Del Fuegos, as I tear off on my Kawasaki 125 from the lights. 🌋🌋🏔🏔🏍🏍

[@andrewtofts7884]

Thanks for the video Stuart. Farmers - if you want us to get behind you, let us get in front of you! Different makes of bikes - not a problem, it would be boring if we all liked the same model. Cheers, Andy.

[@patrickcaradec6174]

Hello Sir, I like the way you are filming, your humour, your fine pronunciation that allows me to understand a good part of your words even if my scolar english is 45 years old. Please don't say that you easily guessed that ;) When I ride my humble Honda 125 Varadero here in France, I imagine I'm on an old Royal Enfield cruising at 35 mph (but not backwards, I'm unable unlike you) in your nice country. And your virtual rides make me spare fuel and risks. I subscribe, thank you.

[@paulfitzpatrick9231]

Aah! Brilliant Stuart!!You've echoed everything we all feel and have moaned about for years!With regard to the cost of agricultural diesel?Touchy subject Stuart?but bang on mate!As for two wheels apartheid?Again bang on!I don't know about BMW adventure riders?I don't know many dentists!but riders of a particular make of v twin?just road fodder for me as I past them on my big Japanese v twin or am I being marque sist?

[@Dave-in-France]

Hi Stuart and thanks very much for this ironic but truthful 'state of the game' video. I do think a lot of horsey people show a lack of competence in their riding and judgement and a lack of acknowledgement when shown courtesy towards them. Bike brand snobbery another thing I'm in accord with. I find it is especially prevalent in BMW/Triumph and Ducati riders - but there will always be people who don't get it so I just leave them to it, especially the GS riders who only go to the shops on theirs.

[@Stefan_trekkie]

Older video but i have to say something about the rain. Most naked modern bikes have short front fenders due to 'trends' that make is more and more miserable. I know that Enfields have excellent long front fenders. And big plus here for fully faired big windscreen bikes that pushed the rain over you.

[@markfoster2033]

I have to agree with you regarding horses on the highway. Anything that's on the road, mixing with other vehicles should be fitted with some form of stop switch! The snobby attitudes of the people on top them does nothing to help the situation... Only met a couple of bike snobs, they rode something made in Bologna. The aggressive speed merchants spoil it for everyone. Regarding the rain, it just motivates me to get out when the sun makes an appearance!

[@timmit3579]

I like what you have to say about your #1 reason... I own a 2002 BMW R1150R; But I liked your mention of "Motorcycle racism"... I have thought the same as you have. We started out on Japanese bikes; liked them, and later on moved on to other brands of bikes... But we remember the fun we had on those earlier bikes, and sometimes we want to go back to the fun we once had... Right?

[@Shinysideup]

Awsome skill riding backwards, very impressive ! Motorcycle snobbery is the worst, it does matter what you choose to ride, all riders deserve respect.

[@davemurphy2020]

Hydraulic oil from tractors Yikes! Horses lovely things Some times the riders are too, worth stopping switching off to let them come by, pass wide and slow. Like riding in the rain, unless it's in Yorkshire. As to the rest, spot on.

[@PaganEuropa.]

I'm riding a kawasaki vn900 cruiser bike, and honestly I love every motorcycle I see. Thank you for the brilliant video!

[@davidrountree8507]

Well done Stu. I haven't laughed so much in ages, what a great tongue in cheek video. I subscribed a few days ago because of your in-depth Royal Enfield videos and now that my son has bought me a preloved Continental GT535 birthday present, I have more reason to follow your channel. From Prime Minister, Prime Minister of the world, President of the world to President of the universe; now that is an ambitious career path.😄

[@legust6426]

Good old english humour with a lot of seriousness valid even here in Sweden.

[@roadtramppaul1981]

These things dont annoy me, what annoys me is people complaining about nothing 😂

[@jamesahoffman]

Amen, it's worse in the States! It's even worse when the horse manure goes airborne before it's left on the road, either from a trailer or from an Amish buggy.

[@davidcollings4750]

Stuart, I have to say. This video..... is incredible. I can’t say I would’ve ever predicted waking up and hearing you saying “get out of my way” in a shrill voice or being such a savage the whole way through. You are awarded 10/10, keep it up.

[@PillSharks]

As a Triumph and a classic BSA owner the worse riders I find about how great their bikes are and how crap Triumphs are is from BMW owners, especially the ones who ride the GS!

[@nigelyoung810]

Great tongue in cheek video. Wise words as well! You will get my vote. Cheers Stu.

[@chuckvt5196]

WHen I lived in Vermont, the tractors were pulling manure spreaders...lots of stinky goopy cow poop left all over the roads. So gross! I agree about snobbery! It is so sad. Even snobbery against scooterists sucks. I own both motorcycles and scooters. We all share the joy and dangers of being on two wheels!

[@jontyg9112]

Great video Stuart. Yes, tractor drivers, horse riders and don't forget all those latex hugging and budding Chris Froome's holding up the traffic.

[@SuperMarge123]

Excellent, please or offend honesty. Brilliant good old school entertainment. Funny, clever and on the money. It all resonates deeply with me,so good. Much depth to your character, love it. Quality. Very entertaining, gratitude. You Sir are a gentleman. I'll vote for you as PM. Haaaaaaaaaaa outstanding. Regards Gareth Wiltshire UK. Gratitude. Quality. Respect.

[@raycollington4310]

While you are clever enough to run the country, you're clever enough not to want the job. Those who want the job, shouldn't be let within a mile of it. You might have just lost some votes from horse riders, farmers & Triumph owners. I've just agreed with everything you've said, but then I'm not a farmer with a horse & Triumph!

[@sunnyr8434]

Stuart, you have much to be grateful, here in India we don't have much horse dung but a lot of cowdung, dog potty (and unmentionables on the roadside) and not to mention huge potholes and cows and goats sleeping on the roads. But we don't have a farmer's subsidy for diesel. We have a huge tax on fuel, so much that it is about double the cost as compared to other countries. When you become PM of the world please do something about my complaints. Also make it mandatory for all people to ride a Bullet once in their lifetime at least, so that they say that they have really lived their life to the fullest.

[@petergj2]

Enjoyed this video and especially seeing you ride High Lane above West Witton in the Yorkshire Dales. Beautiful countryside.....

[@peterstimpfle9424]

Hi Stuart, this video got me chuckling and confirms all the hates I carry in me as well. I live in South Africa and we have a few more points to add to your list, like mini bus taxis and millions of pot holes that on a rainy day can be fatal to your rims, or to yourself. I hope you make Prime Minister but I think your portfolio should be Transport Minister then the UK would be motorcycle heaven and I will re locate. 😀

[@kennethszpindor1723]

I got to biking as I call it on vespa 300 brought back memories of being a mod but the automatic ride I could not get used to so my brother suggested a benelli 502c which I bought feet forward was strange untill adjusted the pegs good now and a bike with clutch great and its the first time on a scooter or bike in 16 years and it felt great I will vote for you to the country anytime

[@TheXeroid]

Valid points all. When the time comes I'll vote for you Stu.

[@karlosh9286]

I keep to speed limits, yes I do accelerate my bike to the speed limit reasonably briskly. What bothers me are mainly vans, BMW, Audi who tail gate me, whilst I'm doing the speed limit. Closely related to the above are the drivers who want to do 35 MPH everywhere. 20 MPH limit, they want to do 35 MPH. ditto for 30 , 40 . I've had a tail gater in a 30 limit. It opens up to 40. I do 40 , they disappear a long way behind. Come in to the next 30 limit, and within a little while they're tail gating again.

[@KeithO29]

My number one would have to be, cyclist. Your top 5 are, please correct me if I'm wrong. 5. Tractors 4. Horses 3. Rain. 2. IT misinformation 1. Rude riding. 0. Snobbery.

[@barriewilliams4526]

I can't believe that you left out "potholes" Please, please get the potholes fixed when you get to be PM 😁