Stuff Cowboys Say

Same stuff... Everyday! Whether you're on Radiator Ranch, the King Ranch, or somewhere in Montana, cowboys have their own way of talking. It's almost a language in itself! Thanks for watching, comment with your cliche cowboy sayings!
Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! We all know that one guy who's always playin. You find yourself wondering every time he opens his mouth if its a serious story or another joke. You think to yourself, "You play too much! But it is funny. And you're good looking. And I want to name my kid after you. And you're a legend. And I want you to kiss my wife on the mouth!" Well that guy is me! Sometimes when I open my mouth, I don't even know if what I'm about to say is credible, so I can't imagine how you feel! However, if it isn't true, it otta be! Thanks again for joining! Don't forget to subscribe and also check out some of his amigos below!!
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[@goprocowgirl6446]

The guy at the gate is always hated by the person on the horse or with the stick. Always

[@Blue_Bandit20]

damn then i’ve gotta get a better life cause i’m always at the gate yelling shit 😂

[@sergiomata711]

I live right down the road from the king ranch and every ranch Hand that comes into town or to a roping sound pretty much like this ol'son

[@hollandkaminskiperez3444]

Same lol I go to tamuk

[@smacksam4417]

No shit? I’m 5 miles from there

[@travishutchison6459]

Lol you live down the road. Half of Texas lives down the road from king ranch its only about 800000 acres.. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@thesixgunfighter288]

Cornfields, woods, cattle, and trucks. Basically what it looks like around the Kingsville near me. Nearest cattle auction as well. Never been to Texas myself in all honesty.

[@ildairyfarmer2436]

Lmfao at the guy at the sort gate... when you're working cows you can't give instructions fast enough and it just comes out as gibberish, and the wife is clueless 😂😂

IL Dairy Farmer my favorite story concerning cows and ranch wives. The ranch next us... the cows got loose and the wife was trailing them on foot when they turned and started chase her. She was hollering for her husband to rope them. He in turn told her to run faster. They were so cute together.

[@reedbaize4493]

I’ve had two divorces caused by working cattle.

[@magnessfarmswildlife]

Or when your brothers won’t latch it when your inseminating and you get kicked

[@sharonwaters9589]

@@reedbaize4493 lol

[@leeannzea403]

Gate guy is one of the most accurate 😂 cracks me up loll

[@curtisharrison395]

Separate fly poop from pepper.Everybody needs a tack like that.

[@matthewmabry7821]

Turn on a nickel and give you some change, ol son

[@vibecheck4623]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@liamthegreat2133]

Ol'son

[@katherinepoletto7875]

hes about the best bucker that i'd ever seen.--beg pardon bcz i was pretty small, Was that the Strawberry Roan ?.Gosh that and Utah's .blanket,wld have me crying All Darn Day.

[@jeanilebreton2896]

“We’re burning daylight!”

[@diegomedrano1609]

I like how cowboys talk

[@kimcarson9593]

I’d love to see outtakes from this. 😂

[@truckin3799]

All hilarious, gate part is spot on haha 😂

[@weasleytwins8796]

“I like to tie off and watch the poop fly.” Lol can’t stop laughing. I sound like that when I’m roping against my brother. (He’s a city boy) but I’m country as all get out

[@Commander-lh6ey]

im here trying to figure out how i can improve my red dead redemption 2 online roleplay lingo

[@jdmilton1603]

This is so true

[@collingray6368]

I love Garret’s the most!

[@ak47hoqwa1]

I always enjoy your videos and wait for them to come out.

[@iPhoneSpek]

That horse right there could sort fly poop from pepper, hey oh boy

[@AndersonCattleCo]

I've heard a lot of those , and I know someone that thinks all of their horses are royally bred. I told him the reason they call them foundation horses is because all AQHA horses go back to them at some point. pretty good Ol'son

[@beeffarmer8576]

AndersonCattleCo. Those american cowboys are all horse and no cow eh

[@justsomedude2683]

2 eyed jack moving along to be poco bueno... thats some old breeding ol son😂.

[@dallassullivan638]

Garrett reminds me of Newt Dobbs

[@alexwebb1592]

Dallas Sullivan jmore like jasper

[@ripwheeler8175]

Bread ...Just papered up.... I mean Bread

[@missvanderwolf4214]

I've found my new obsession

[@Socalpatriot799]

All till you this right here and right now Im from the city but oh boy how I envy that life seems like a good oh life ol'son

[@thetoycollectorofseville6428]

Why did the cowboy buy a weener dog? Somebody told him to "Get A Long Little Doggie!"

[@rebeccamartin9664]

Too good lol you guys got it going on..😆😆🤪👍👍

[@tate7651]

That horse knows more about a cow than a bull does

[@robertgates9914]

They know where you are !!!! And they will be coming for you !!!!

[@Idkgirl07Msp]

Get yah a horse that can do it all. 😂😂 I love this.

[@dix_pinkerton3075]

I acutely have a horse out of a stud named poco buano!! Hes my life!! 👍👍😅

[@oldwaterranch]

We have 2 😂 A dun mare and a chocolate palomino. Such a good bloodline. We didn’t know our palomino had it till AFTER we bought her.

[@dix_pinkerton3075]

@@oldwaterranch awsome! 😂

[@stephenjanetis2381]

Ol' son

[@sameasnow]

pretty good comment ol' son

[@brassbelle4528]

I’m giggling because I have a Poco 😂

[@corennabroussard3557]

"Bred out the ass"

[@calebscrazyamazinglife1795]

You should do the Ultimate cowboy showdown

[@atheba99]

Howdy partner 🤠

[@notgod3532]

Garret had the best dang part 😂😂

[@abelvaleriano7785]

Yeaaahh boy!!!👍👍👍

[@w.c.bvlogs7344]

Dale yeah

[@fraves9372]

"Papered up..."

[@tanneroneill4155]

At 1:02 he said something about pepdoboonsmall mair well the guy that came out with the breed is my neighbor and we have the original daughter of the pepdoboonsmall stud horse

[@tanneroneill4155]

Brice foul is the original pepdoboonsmall breeder

[@heatherdiers1857]

You’re definitely a super puncher, aren’t you? lol

[@westxranchin]

Y’all could’ve come straight outta the lobby at auction in San Angelo I grew up at. Haha!

[@MsGroovalicious]

I'm absolutely hooked on the absolute ridiculousness that occurs in these videos.

[@keithmaxwell2169]

Hey Dale that sayin is turn on a dime an give you change

[@mitchelq.6594]

We have a horse who is a direct descendent from two eyed jack

[@joshadams2377]

Top hand 🖐

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

"We need *MUNEH!* "

[@nilsheinrich6884]

Pudding close

[@shellymiller3883]

I pulled my phone out and started watching dale brisby in the middle of an art lesson

[@chrismoose6703]

0:10 in my family half a roll is 500 dollars and a full roll is 1000 dollars

[@yanceyjames3089]

That dude in the brown looks like Berna

[@jarodhuffaker4396]

Haha! All TRUE

[@jameskennedy7725]

Ol’ son.

[@pipeline_hank5277]

He looks like Hank Jr.

[@ma361tx]

Still want a hoodie

[@bevdavis4148]

Among the nobility in Northern India, one does not discuss his women either. Guess royalty and cowboys think differently about women? LOL Don't fret I understand. And listening to you rattle off the pedigrees of those horses was pure music to my ears. Nice animals.

[@wakatoshiushijima3116]

You forgot one, *dramatic inhale* *Y O U S H O U L D H A V E C A M E T O S H I R A T O R I Z A W A*

[@datmeme6590]

Hey Dale where did you get that hat, I'm digging the style of it my guy I need to. Cop one

[@farmboy8248]

don’t think any of them knows what a cow is. Other then if it’s on there plate

[@skylerholden1099]

What if dale brushy and Kenny logins are one and the same

[@jiggjohns1028]

Papered up you mean funny papers

[@woodennickel6148]

Solitariat the Singing Horse does not want any write ups. if it means a truck and trailer ride to Kentucky for Han's Handful, your big pretty draft horse, through St. Louis and on in to Kentucky to pick out a two year old racing reject while purging the Ancestry moguls' monstrosities in the Geneology bidness. Call it "Half Coggin's Wheel Travail" if you want to. If ain't you seen the Circuit's Summer Schedule for East of Hanibal MO you could probably just go ahead and put the schedule events you want to attend on the apparel you already have. Those Super Bowl losers do it all the time. Same thing goes for basketball but you can't even get a Yankees' hind catcher baseball cap on a New York Strip nowhere in NY STATE during the month of September. See what they say about that.

[@TYNTD]

That's a mighty small ranch. Hope there's more land than what we saw fenced off. If you can see the whole horse behind your thumb then it's too small for them.

[@tman5926]

Could you reload this video in English? The

[@billyblackmon4796]

i got a freckles playboy mare. the other is poco bueno. unlike most freckles playboy babies she is wicked when she bucks you would think she had two eyed jack instead of freckles playboy

[@idahomike100]

Lol

[@DandelionRamune]

I don’t know what any words mean

[@sitcomchristian6886]

John 12:42-43 Nevertheless, many even of the authorities believed in Him, but for fear of the Pharisees they did not confess it, so that they would not be put out of the synagogue; for they loved the glory that comes from man more than the glory that comes from God.

[@lefuq1828]

*Howdy partner*

[@Patrick-yd5yn]

You ain’t no cowboy ol son

[@jimlaughlin2231]

false

[@reecebudd9009]

What do you dip 😫 i keep askn

[@reecebudd9009]

okie cowboy 😂 damnit!

[@carterbrandon87]

He don't dip he chews big league chew get on his level😂😂😂#olschooldaleolson

[@reecebudd9009]

carterbrandon87 😂😂😂

[@OmgItsZakkE]

Big league chew

[@jordandaugherty8850]

Clayton Bigs he only dips Copenhagen snuff

[@samraynor1472]

Nothing intelligent

[@harinkrobert-angel2710]

I didn’t hear any “boah”. I’m dissappointed.

[@jarodlalassi7145]

ReFLeX AnGeL 😂😂

[@veronicajohnson9179]

ReFLeX AnGeL you’ll be arright, boah.

[@crusader2603]

They don’t say boah they say ol son

[@troesler81]

They said boahs before the opening credits.

[@sethparamore64]

We've been where the guy on the gate was. "better shut that ga......"

[@flashpointbravo]

Any time an old rancher asks you to hold the gate so he can move cows through it, he’s gonna ask what the count was. Heads up

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

Sounds about right. Also if you work for a man that has electricity in his barn, you'll be up all night long 🦉

[@flashpointbravo]

@@christianfreedom-seeker934 yep

[@Brievel]

*taking notes *

[@splendidbehavior]

“ I like to tie off and watch the poop fly.” Too funny ol’ son! Another good video thank you guys!👍🏻👍🏻

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

Great stuff! That is where the REAL AMERICA lives!

[@mitchell2225]

What about the best aqha roping sire joe Hancock

[@Mike-zw7fq]

In my experience its not the guy on the gate telling people what to do. It's the guy in the pen sorting yelling at the Man of the gate to " take the Black one!" " No! The other Black one!

[@almamadero3806]

It's aaaaaalright boy

[@Kwiyagat]

*"Sh!+ in one hand and want in the other."* *"You're dumber than a box of rocks."* *"Pass me a beer."* I have heard all these in the video plus these.

[@jwhitley101whitleyfarms9]

No reverse it , it's hey you want this horse well want in one hand and sh#$ in the other and see which one gets filled faster

[@brozovska2972]

I just can't stop thinking of how similar he looks to Micah lol xD

[@brianleabo6295]

Unless it's a sheepers hat

[@cepods3832]

Cha! That sound you make when you want the horse to get away from the area. When you have no choice cause you and the boys gotta climb this mountain to save the important people And you have no choice. YOu want the horse to live.. CHa! Git! Stuff like that.. I need that sound!! Anybody know??

[@kathleenbrinkermann5413]

hello so perhaps i am pregnant with jd s child. often there are martyr clauses in these long term pregnancies. had to be platinum tenure. had to be shasta. it would be more than nice if anyone cared to inquire and ask for the paperwork. sterling roses, maybe ,coming up after a while. labatts blue platinum namesake. hope things go better that time. babies do deserve to get born. have their dna checked. they have good skills. i hate to think about guys always robbing girls for their own lives.

[@logangay984]

Jesus loves you and died on the cross for you please accept him into your heart love yall🤙🦄✝️

[@JessAnnLightRiver]

"That's my yearling rope horse?!" Lol 😆 You guys are over the top 🤣

[@thedragonqueen9747]

i heart your show on neflx im 9 years old im a cowgirl

[@brocksampson3405]

I got a full head of long, thick, gorgeous locks like he does.

[@moisesgomes6191]

The only I knew was: "Howdy, partner." I don't know why, but I find it fun haha. Would a cowboy feel like ofended if I greet him like this? I'm not american, btw.

[@Iamlegend41910]

It depends...it's not normally how people talk but it depends on how much of a humor the person has.

[@moisesgomes6191]

@@Iamlegend41910 thank you Olivia :)

[@chrislanthron6670]

Reckon howdy be just fine ol'son

[@conjoe176]

John - "bring on the black heifer" John - "Fuck it no!! The tall one" John - "Yer fuck leave her til next time so" John - "Fuck off down the yard and bring on the 3 tit cow from the near side" Pat - "398?" John - "No that yoke with the dropped ear" That's almost exactly word for word a conversation/argument you could hear on any Irish farm... Pat's the quiet type

[@clinton219]

It’s “turn in a dime and give back 9 cents change.

[@jarrodwemhoff7270]

You can wipe your ass with them papers

[@NotRenjiro]

We all searched for this

[@fionamayceecohenandjaysont6292]

I have a stud out of Pepto-Bismol

[@Mayakran]

I feel like I’ve stumbled across the American version of Cockney rhyming slang.

[@oscarmacias8852]

wheres leroy?!!

[@sonofslade8235]

That's my remoooda.

[@dpecker75]

Dale Brisby + Rutt Daniels= Didn't go 20 ol' son!

[@tiffanyguynn8852]

Yep.

[@rockin3bar760]

Horse don’t roll three times after punchin it ain’t no horse Ol Son!!!

[@traviskroll3722]

Goat ropers