Stuff People say on Pesach

[@yonisamber8169]

When we were visiting the US in 2013, my seven year old daughter saw a postal service van and said excitedly-" Look, Daddy! Its a Charoises Truck!!!" The seven thousand dollar airfare that summer was worth it for that alone...

[@masumatjewishclassifieds5067]

Charoses Truck!!!😂😂😂 epic!

[@blueheadphones6823]

Wow

[@JabberwockJudy]

"By the seder one time, we opened up the door for Eliyahu Hanavi and he came in, slept over and he stayed over by us for Pesach" lolololol xD

[@chikkychak1]

I watch this every year at this time!

[@Piniporisleet]

"We went all the way 'til the summer!!" I can't stop laughing.

[@sscheinfe]

Haha so well made...a lot of subtleties....adjusting the headlamp, tfillin style

[@LilyAthena738]

Watching this at school. People looked at me weird when I started busting up laugh all during this. Laughed so hard I cried.

[@veronicafranklin4660]

+Lily As you can see , I'm not Jewish by birth, but funny. One of the nurses asked, why are you laughin at the Jewish people?.. I just laughed more.

[@SirSardonic]

This is SO well done. Hilarious, and great acting! I remember you (Bree) from Camp Naarim 10+ years ago. Please post more!

[@rebyosef]

The best part = centering the forehead light - BRILLIANT!!

[@MFPhoto1]

One year our Seder lasted so long it went past the following year's Seder!

[@seifwife08]

my kids asked me to watch this again this year and as im watching it im like " i should really check my cozy coop and see whats in it " i actually found 3 tam tam and a bunch of chereoes ! so no joke on checking the cozy coop !

[@johnchavez8677]

Wouldn't be Pesach without watching this video! RC

[@masumatjewishclassifieds5067]

Agreed!!!

[@bartonkael2410]

REVIEW PART 4 . The scene where they engage in the all-too-familiar post-seder one-upmanship is hilariously and painfully close to home, and teaches us an important lesson: By the Seder, remember to keep the focus on educating your children. Under the masterful direction of Moishe Bree, “Stuff” manages to encompass all the excitement and emotion of the holiday and its preceding weeks in a short four minutes. Bravo and much luck to this exciting team of young talent in the future.

[@efraimcooper5936]

Whos watching 2020

[@ejb7969]

2021

[@masumatjewishclassifieds5067]

Alll day!!

[@bcfeigful]

I'm watching it in 2023

[@ShawtyGrl16]

2024

[@aviyoung4933]

i watch it sooooooooooo many times and it is still funny. and by the way, my seder is still goin from last year.

[@TheAussiePencil]

This is still so good. Chag Sameach!

[@LYL8910]

Can you make more of these? They make me smile.

[@mollypocrass4562]

I love watching this every year

[@masumatjewishclassifieds5067]

It’s a chiyuv! ;)

[@josephnewyork12]

Binyomin you rock, I am mamesh seeing years of schwartz Pesach news coming to life

[@emabeni1125]

Its amazing!!!!!!!!! you both are so good looking :D and all the punches hit the spot THNX!

[@masumatjewishclassifieds5067]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@Boogabeega]

I wonder if this video is going to get a lot of watches on KZbin.

[@ChizukGedarim]

Love the guy cleaning the Toy Car--totally hilarious!

[@clintn.kildepstein1656]

We need part 3

[@yehudaa3]

i love the ending!!

[@rajasaayi92]

The most htsterical video ever guys! London England is loving you! Pesach Sameah!

[@sailclothkiteflyer1134]

Finally someone from Brookline, MA did a funny video!

[@JoshRCohn]

Best video ever! Hanging with the famous Binyomin right now!

[@chaimbelkin1047]

Jewlarious! My fave video on the KZbin and I contributed to many of the watches. The charoses / postman thing has echoes of Modi's Home Depot routine "you put it in".

[@DrewieChewey]

It's called ahavat chinam and kiruv- don't tell people what they shouldn't be doing, but live by example so they will want to follow in your footsteps :)

[@hunter3thousand]

You guys are hysterical!

[@Janita5770]

haha, I'm a first timer, but you guys are too funny, I feel so at home with all the same conversations by me

[@livingformessiah586]

2023 and tonight is pesach.

[@144Donn]

at 1:08 DA Best! Making sure the light is on like Tefillin! Excellent!

[@pinkmoon4me]

I love the video from the following year too! Hilarious!

[@PATENTAX]

Genius, guys. Great work!!!!

[@tylist561]

U guys are hillariouse, just raw, kosher, humor:D

[@qlu7273]

Loved it!

[@abieabg]

q Mmmllo Mmm

[@breevideo]

We just filmed it yesterday! Stay tuned!!!!

[@yanivganzi]

Tzadik, why are you using your ipod as a cellphone? :)

[@alizabenporat17]

Six years later, am I the only one who's wondering where are these guys now?

[@masumatjewishclassifieds5067]

Me too!!

[@Yuvellevin1]

it was very funny ! where are you from ? And btw I'm a native Hebrew speaker and it was extremely hard to understand your hebrew-talking segments.. ;)

[@recoveringnewyorker2243]

Matzohs leave me flat.

[@street1cred]

Gebrochts or Nisht Gebrochts ?

[@carolinestbmw5689]

Lol this is so funny😂😂 Pesach is next week yayyy👏🏻👏🏻

[@rmb10]

my seder went to Shavuos----screaming!!!! lol :)

[@breevideo]

will do!

[@iliv2bhap]

nothing about brisker shiur kzayis?

[@cherlubavitch]

This seriously made me crack up

[@triplethemogul]

Yo BJ killed it!!!!!

[@DevorahKlein7]

Spot. On.

[@15holl]

Yoni u rock man

[@beebop7552]

The old grey Reform Haggadah is still the best...with its sketches.

[@spazchie87]

Judging by the looks of these houses it looks like Waterburry....

[@986305]

you guys are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one pasach the marror was so bitter i cried for 6 days straight! hahah MAKE MORE PLEASE:)

[@pinny2939]

Hysterical

[@22baitzim]

Love the video.. Keep it up..........

[@zhollett]

I'm sure this is funny, to someone, but I literally have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON LOL keep it up :)

[@mitchellbaxter6314]

+Zach Hollett They're making fun of the excessive cleaning of "chometz" (leavening), the obsessive worrying over whether the utensils and household items are "kosher enough," and engaging in one-upsmanship over whose maror (horseradish) was stronger, and whose Seder went later.

[@BertGraef]

its all horseradish

[@randysquires8362]

THEY'RE MOCKING THE PASSOVER, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.......

[@Da1y]

2024?

[@street1cred]

"I can feel it in my nose." (horseradish)

[@hirshdabirshda]

you sir, are AWESOME!

[@chanalepockett2188]

kosher l'pesach pizza? kosher l'pesach calzones? kosher l'pesach whole wheat bread? amazing.

[@dustybaker3568]

hey yonny this is dusty so surprised to see u online great acting keep up the great work i would love to invite u to one of our mets or yankees games later on in the season Just kidding, not dusty! but great job anyway.

[@FlamingLobster]

Benyamin u r the best!

[@baruchjungreis381]

This is good😅

[@kbell392]

Are you by any chance in Haifa currently?

[@emilyl2009]

well we're still in the middle of our seder from last year

[@deborah4361]

Great fun to watch! Happy Pesach!

[@michellekahn]

I usually dont comment, but this was very funny! Good job!

[@recoveringnewyorker2243]

I was asked if ham is kosher. I replied "Yes , if you circumsize the pig!"

[@mikegallant811]

Actually it's not it's trefe, except for those of us who are Christian, or for non observant Jewish people (those who don't follow the dietary laws I mean).

[@alizahalon]

Actually, it's not kosher for any and all Jews. Recovering New Yorker is obviously being quite funny but he's kidding.

[@yoverlander]

great stuff

[@bartonkael2410]

REVIEW PART 2 Starring Binyomin Schwartz, in a luminous turn as a scruffy haired adherent of the old school of Pesach who decries the chametzization of the holiday, “Stuff” captures the holiday’s fraught atmosphere in beautifully shot SLR footage. Mr. Mernick perfectly portrays a wide-eyed, bearded man-child, who speaks with great awe of his rapping cousin, the concert extravaganza he hopes to attend, and the fateful Pesach he found a middle-eastern snack in his suit.

[@meirlevinemusic]

waterbury!!!!!!!!

[@street1cred]

Where's your Shmurah Matza from ?

[@bubblesrthebest]

CAN I JUST SAY THIS IS MY LIFE.

[@Lsl924]

Do I need to check my Dr Scholls for Shatnez?

[@123col321]

Brilliant!!!

[@Isaacschwartz32]

Whens stuff people say on Shavous coming out??

[@raizyschwartz605]

search for Binyomin Wedding

[@Myipadrox]

MAKE A 2013 VERSION!!!!!!

[@navaasarch6353]

you guys are hiliarious!!! my israeli - america children love it!

[@josephnewyork12]

yes

[@iluvmusic465]

"i have a cousin (watever he's not so frum) he rapped the ENTIRE mah nisthana it was so cool" :D :D :D

[@eitanlaub547]

I love it "Leshana Haba B'rushalayim

[@bartonkael2410]

REVIEW PART 1 From the opening moments of “Stuff People Say On Pesach”, when a bespectacled Yoni Mernick shrieks in a hair raising falsetto “No chametz in the kitchen!” we realize that we have left the world of vapid viral videos behind and are now in the presence of la cinema real. Forget stoned post-dentist toddlers, dance Darwinism, carnivorous infants and babbling bediapered babies: “Stuff” has set the KZbin bar to previously unreached heights.

[@5qwertyasdfg]

Yoni, thats the first time I've ever seen you with a hat on

[@ariellab77]

I love ittttttt ahaha im waiting for more!!

[@oomoom7821]

my seder went past moshiach

[@PoJudd]

These things are good. They make them too long though. If they chose the best 1.5min and make a video then it will spread better. Videos that are longer than 2 minutes just don't work nearly as well. Remember that 'less is more' online.

[@sarahsabo3233]

Lindsay if you’re reading this I can’t believe you’re writing an research paper on this

[@sdeichemed]

BJ we love you!!!!! Come back to camp this summer!!!! I mean binyomin.

[@BMGraham]

Great video, who are the people in the video? The Behind the Scenes link says it's invitation only.

[@bartonkael2410]

REVIEW PART 3 As the film progresses, the two men pile oddity upon oddity in their quest to prepare for Yom Tov: Mr. Schwartz harangues a put-upon mailman for his Telshe charoses, and Mr. Mernick wonders aloud whether small shirts are kosher for Pesach. The contrast between the two is inimitable, and the characters themselves-the hardliner and the thumb sucking innocent-are a clever veiled reference to some of the four sons of the hagadda.

[@breevideo]

@emilyl2009 We didn't even START our Seder from last year

[@TheMisterPersonMan]

Awesome

[@kiaraandlukio]

wheres the love button?

[@Tziyonit]

this is hysterical (because it's TRUE!). I used to bragggggg about our 6 hour seders (til THREE, btw!)

[@joelleon379]

This is surprisingly true

[@Dessybaby1233]

Love the seder part......."well when I said 2:30 I really meant some of my cousins went to sleep....." :P Very funnyyyy.

[@AthenaOfArgos]

Is that what Moshe Rabainu wanted??????!!! Priceless!

[@emilyl2009]

they've not replied :(

[@breevideo]

Who?