Stuff We Missed in Half-Life: Google Translated Edition

[@Elz_und_Elz]

Well I doubt the phrase “bag of cigarette milk” is going to be leaving my brain any time soon.

[@jd_the_cat]

I mean, Canada has bagged milk, so we are 2/3rds of the way there.

[@nonamenoname1942]

@@jd_the_cat SO you just drop a cigarette there and BAM - 3/3!

[@jd_the_cat]

@@nonamenoname1942 WE NEED TO SELL THIS.

[@nonamenoname1942]

@@jd_the_cat Nah, Simpsons did it. Without success.

[@jd_the_cat]

@@nonamenoname1942 Well this is disappointing news.

[@CsinSeven]

9:08 I love how the security turret's reaction to a perceived threat is to immediately gun down the local security officer. Very cool, Mesa Black

[@wta1518]

Black Mesa welcomes descrimination security issues.

[@gakvunumb1fan]

they literally took *Robots are gonna steal our jobs!* to a whole new level

[@chetapace79]

“Lighting! Lightning! Death! Oh yes!”

[@hasnonamelol]

"Yes! I am dying to die!" *hits laser* 22:22

[@xdarin_]

Black April

[@averytiredman4857]

This is basically how I communicate with my romanian friend. Many misunderstandings happen lol

[@GalantHoese563]

salut

[@MandMs05]

I speak German but English is my native language I imagine that sometimes this is how I sound in German lol

[@jd_the_cat]

@@MandMs05 Probably.

[@GalantHoese563]

@@MandMs05 guten tag

[@DeepfriedChips]

Too bad your friend isn't someone like me, I know English better than Romanian and I was born in Romania

[@TheGreatHalberd]

10:11 "Black Mesa welcomes discrimination security issues" Half-Life has never been more realistic.

[@maxbud8435]

Cicero goes through the Mason Black Course

[@chetapace79]

“He is now convinced he is using the HEV mark 4 suit”

[@higgsbosontesticle]

@@chetapace79 The suit is just placebo???? hahaha

[@andrewch4066]

​@@chetapace79*immune system

[@slickcalf985]

I love how the HEV suit is so consistently referred to as Gordon's clothes

[@marsmurderer9868]

*Shoots Barney* Barney: What are you looking for in your grave Ngl that's actually kind of a cool line

[@MachuThePichu]

normally he asks: What do you want on your tombstone?

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

@@MachuThePichu pepperoni and cheese

[@Providence..]

9:03 He was asking for it, I mean, he did say "go ahead", lmao.

[@lunaticzeroone]

@ 9:07 I love how when the turret fails to target Gordon, it just resorts to filling the other Barney up with bullets instead. I was dying laughing. this game's AI is still amusing. (the turrets being programmed to continue firing at the corpse of a target lying on the floor after death just adds more to it)

[@Providence..]

@@lunaticzeroone 😂 Right

[@CsinSeven]

@@lunaticzerooneConfirmed that the turret firmly believes ACAB

[@jd_the_cat]

@@CsinSeven technically, Barney isn’t a cop.

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

"Yes! I am dying to DIE" Otis said happily.

[@hasnonamelol]

"Yes! I am dying to DIE" *hits laser* legit funniest thing on youtube

[@capitalgames318]

Even the KZbin algorithm can't make out anything out of that. That's why this part stayed in the video.

[@smallxplosion9546]

22:20

[@panqueque445]

"You try to shoot on the side of the road, you will be in prison" I mean, he's not wrong...

[@IndiGhost_77]

12:25 why did i completely lose it at the security guard's mood whiplash monologue? lmao

[@Gamerboi0710]

Bro got possessed by a demon

[@flyingcoconut2284]

9:06 Gordon brutally kills a scientist and a guard *Turret proceeds to kills the other guard*

[@michaciejka2839]

teamwork

[@codexstudios]

Ah yes, Black April, my favorite month for impulse buying

[@pawprint1]

And fighting over impulse buying what is lovely month

[@kholift55lol]

yeah i can still remember the asian people fighting over the impulse buying

[@PlayerZeroStart]

More like Black July for me cause the steam summer sale always manages to drain my wallet.

[@daigonmocs0785]

You have no idea how much I love these mods. I have added a few pages on Half life google translated edition's official wiki, and when I found these vids during lockdown earlier this year, it seriously helped me get through. Or should I say that it would have been a hard time if not for finding these vids. At college my friends and I would quote "THOSE WHO DO NOT LIVE ON THE MEDICAL BOARD..." started off by me. Cant wait for half life 2 google translated to fry my head again lol

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

It brings me much joy that you and your friends have enjoyed Half-Life: GTE so much. And thank you for contributing to the wiki!

[@vexfcstudios6929]

Same

[@qwerty.587]

*those who do not live on the medical board*

[@funneneym9965]

@@qwerty.587 test room

[@thegreatoldone]

Cicero not to harken unto me,and rotate the begin to rise up.

[@classicscout1371]

3:12 i’ve been crying over this weird interaction for way too long now

[@classicscout1371]

it sounds like two zooted college frat boys trying to have a normal conversation after a party

[@Yoshilisk]

i love when they occasionally drop the neutral monotone voice (good ol' hot pomegranate), or get that evil distortion effect. you can tell the people who made these mods had a lot of fun with it

[@chetapace79]

It’s because they D̴̲̳͖̠͇̲̞͕̄͗̂̌͊́̍e̵̥̮̫͖͍͒̏͒̋̈͘l̶̢̬̯̐̅e̷͖̦̩̝̯̻̙͐͜͝t̵̻̏͋̕ě̶̪͋̒͠ ̵̩̍̓͗̃̄̃͝t̸̖̞͙̞͔͉̘͂h̵̜̗̫̤̄è̵̗̝͉̳͚̀ͅ ̸̛̘̜̥̇̈́̾̽͝w̸̨̺͇̱̪͌̐͌͐̎e̴͔͋á̵͕̽́l̷̢̼̜̰̿͝ẗ̸̺͉̦̫́́̈̀͌̂͜h̵̻͕̺̀̈́͛͆͝y̵̛͚̻̤͒̎̉̔ ̸̠̻͙̄͊̿́̓p̷̱͙̫͓͕͔̕ȩ̵̧͚͖̬̳̼́̑́̐͠ͅò̶͔̭̦̦̽͂͂͐̓͜͝p̶̪̯̓̃l̴͈̙̳̥̝͙̻͒͛e̶͕̙͖̿̀͆̑̎̈́́ ̴̛̞̩̘͈͑b̵̗̉͑͆̍ë̴̟͚́̐̋̐̍͝c̷̘̄̊͊̐͆̕a̸͔͙̓̍̔ů̷̥̪͚̭͚̚ş̸̫̤̦͎̖͇̮̆è̸̖̣͉͈͕̹ ̵̳̤̆̂̎͋̏̇͘t̴͍̤͈̘͐̀ͅḩ̴̢̧̭̼͙̯̄̊̆͂͘e̷̻͌͒͋͐ȳ̷͎̈͂ ̸̺̮̙̿͋̋͌͠ḏ̴̡͇͇̣̼̬̘̍͊́o̶̠̜͓͈̭͂͋̾͠n̵͙͉͎̖̉’̵̜͎̰̽̽̀̿͒̍̆̅ṭ̴͠ ̴̧̗̞̦̫̽͆͛̚n̴̨͉̎́͑̇̂̔͘ḛ̴̾̉͆̐̃̅͂͂e̵̛̠͔̟̋̑͒̽̕d̴̛͖͛̆̀̋̚͝ ̷̖̓w̸̛͓̠̟̭͙̐͝ẻ̶̯̙̓̾̏͝͝ą̸̰̪̱̰̰̝̓͊̏̅̅̉l̵̨̡̫̟̮̳͓̥͛̐t̷̡̧̲̦͓̻̣̆͗̀̃̓͛̓h̶̪̙̪͚̦̃͛ȳ̷̢͙̟̕ͅ ̴̛͕̳͓͋̂̑́p̴̨̧̥̮̘͉̘̀̈́̑͆̈́͊ê̴̪̝̺͋͐̐͆͘͜͠ó̶̘̗p̸̨̟͕͎̖̲̰̑͝l̴̡̻̩̓̿͋͝e̸͉͕̾̾͗

[@Twowestex-Westeh]

"I will now become a drug addict." Wise words Otis, wise words.

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

15:19-15:49 this portion had me literally crying laughter _good ol' hot pomegranate_

[@jking4854]

*Instinctively smacks knee*

[@YusifTheBaldEagle]

If Barney Calhoun was born in Southern USA

[@YouMayKnowMeAsNate]

You can tell it’s a great video because of the way it is

[@ItssPeachy]

19:20 huh…I never actually noticed you could see the outline of the skull under the headcrab. I dunno if that’s part of the mod or if it’s just a thing in Opposing Force, but damn, that’s like genuinely terrifying. Even so long after it’s release there’s still little details I didn’t ever notice in Half-Life.

[@spinningsquare1325]

Its vanilla half life

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Half life without HD models.

[@SuperTailsMiles]

22:26 He was going for it, what a chad Otis

[@Scourge24]

7:39 "Don't get wave of tired while holding live firearm." That glorious phrase didn't come from the mod - that was all you. Lads, you might need some professional help after this one.

[@richardmatthews2598]

I'm still laughing at the shotgun-rifle that launches security guards. 15:19

[@andrewch4066]

Instant reinforcements (kinda)

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

"The Man Who Was Afraid of His Own Hands" - not the best Twilight Zone episode.

[@simonkryszak2866]

Otis is the exact sound and thoughts of my inner monologue. He is spiritually me...

[@lolkskiss8536]

20:33 Descartes's original quote

[@_Zuc_]

“Maybe I should protect that blanket over there” Basically Linus Van Pelt

[@Dolphin002]

Imagine training to be a security officer and the first thing they tell you is "Black Mesa welcomes discrimination"

[@arthurmorgan6359]

I loved the half life Google translated videos. It's amazing.

[@gottagofastfaster]

Always laugh at one of those. They are masterpieces in my opinion.

[@Chick2106]

Hello black lung

[@myasishchev]

7:48 that mic lag/distortion 11:39 "water drops to jump into the duck" 19:33 "i will now become a drug addict"

[@marvinarellano3087]

19:33 I was drinking water and watching this, at this part I laughed and caused all the water to fly everywhere

[@hamburger3855]

you finished the massage course now YOU MUST GO TO SLEEP.

[@ProtoHadron]

22:18 i actually like those sound effects for the tripmines

[@SeadogDriftwood]

"Yes! I'm dying to die!" You and me both, Otis, you an me both. Albeit for different reasons: for me, it's of laughter.

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

21:14 This guy sounds like a super villain. "Have you even seen such excitement? 😈"

[@georgethakur]

20:13 the actor almost laughed

[@so047]

12:29 : IT WAS IMEDIATELY DISTROYED-

[@ShadowTheEdgeLord11]

Cicero get out of that airplane! it's about to have lunch! -Scientist

[@ShadowTheEdgeLord11]

heeeeyy waaaaaa

[@sausum_real]

Nobody: Timble: R O K A C O A C H E S

[@pinekel8987]

It's 2021, why are you still using nobody?

[@sausumgaming6111]

@@pinekel8987 it’s 2021, why do you have a 2009 profile pic

[@pinekel8987]

@@sausumgaming6111 Df you mean, I drew it in ms paint last year thank you very much.

[@sausumgaming6111]

@@pinekel8987simple digital drawings with 3 colors in the color pallet is from the flash game ages, I’m not saying you drew it in 2009, I’m saying it looks like it’s from 2009

[@pinekel8987]

@@sausumgaming6111 Simple color palletes weren't a "thing" in 2009, nothing about my pfp says 2009. My only idea is that it kinda looks like the "firin ma lazer" face.

[@rosieleaverton]

21:15 dude's pulling a Luke Skywalker and using the alien as a sleeping bag

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

15:22 Damn the assault shotguns certainly got an upgrade

[@Tycitron]

Nobody gonna talk about the worm scene at 21:02? it made me die laughing.

[@davidpichardo6240]

Me and you said "May the box be with you" at the same time on my first watch of the video. We both knew what to do.

[@blazmang3194]

"If I get home tonight my mom will definitely be worried" Chris Chan

[@beneaththesurface1569]

I'm probably responsible for half the views on your original Google Translated Half-Life. Bot humor is my kind of thing, so happy you did this one

[@_slashes]

Get out of my dreams

[@baphometbby]

“What are you looking for in your grave?”

[@Mcwatt_the_Black_Witch]

11:42 What a duck

[@hasnonamelol]

22:22 is legit the funniest thing ive seen in a youtube video so far "YES, Im DYING to die!" (flies across the room)

[@The.void.itself]

nobody:... Otis dying: *OH YES*

[@chetapace79]

No that’s Barney who is excited to die

[@XzTS-Roostro]

"Until you are six years old." "I'M 27!" And I'll be 29 next month, yet people still think I'm 18 because of how I look.

[@zaishijunior9455]

Meanwhile, I look thirty since my 14 years.

[@wuffdog]

oh yes. oh hell yea. my exact sense of humor strikes again unexpectedly. best mod all time

[@xdarin_]

"Don't get a wave of tired while holding a live firearm" Just don't keep the finger on the trigger

[@greedlike]

15:26 Ah yes, the good ol hot pomagranite, loves it

[@markmurgiya9354]

21:37 I swear this feels like a line I've heard somewhere else.

[@borbleborb4586]

14:49 “In the future, you’ll need a yule pack.” Maybe bro just wants you to be prepared for the holidays

[@martiny6620]

"your dreams all mean something" my dreams:

[@derpysponge43]

17:26 got a thousand times more menacing when I suddenly have insomnia days ago.

[@JoseGamingGD]

"jump in the air in the air" *aH yEs, ThE fLOoR hERe iS MAdE oUT Of FLooR*

[@kholift55lol]

"CNN is very dark" i guess they couldn't afford the ceiling light

[@squishybrick]

I would love to record voice lines for shit like this. You wouldn't even have to pay me. I modded TF2 by re-recording over 500+ voice lines from medic, heavy, sniper, and engineer, so I'm used to doing stuff like that.

[@optiTHOMAS]

11:39 that guard is spittin some mad poetry! Love this! Good stuff! 🤣👌🏻 must jump into the duck and navigate into the flow chart into the sky! 😆

[@mariosonicfan2010]

shoutouts to the underrated "Welcome. Welcome..." line from otis that was definitely said that way to sound like breen

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

deadwater accidentally gives IRL good advice.

[@jaroftar]

I watched the full series in one sitting I feel like I got the worst hangover ever

[@iteleportedbread5499]

u finally uploaded! loved the vid btw

[@schniemand]

Cigarette Milk is the thing they have in the Poison cartons in Portal

[@meatblazestudios3778]

Good news!, Cigarette Juice!

[@j.p.s.8188]

I always love your google translate video! Glad I subscribed

[@queenofnarnia1011]

when you're dying to die so you walk right into a laser

[@ProtoHadron]

maybe gordon is the hazardous environment and the suit is evil 0:35

[@alienpl107]

16:18- bro’s so high on sugar he started levitating

[@calixa64]

Love Deadwater!

[@averageb-1battledroid600]

okay but have you ever wondered how they managed to kill water

[@siedemnastektrzydziestyszosty]

my brain is dying, i need a medic bag

[@averytiredman4857]

Check the kitchen

[@gottagofastfaster]

You need seven thousand one hundred twelve eggs, superhero alpha bravo will cover the tango near LZ.

[@andrewch4066]

Allow temptations

[@jd_the_cat]

Ahh! I *NEED* a medic bag!

[@evilproductionstudios9659]

11:23 we missed the new DUCK Keys

[@Wingman-69]

19:20 Oh god, i actually can see the skull, never noticed that

[@amsie02]

I love these mods so much :)

[@gack1015]

10:11 I thought the Black Mesa Administrator's name was Wallace Breen, not George Wallace!

[@DissedRedEngie]

19:33 when my friend gives me a weird brownie.

[@codexstudios]

1:24 How to play Super Mario Bros

[@hornet370]

Hey dead water, do y’all know what’s going on with the HL2 google translated? I noticed mahogany is a VA for the project

[@Wingman-69]

5:06 Imagine you’re just a Molly and then you see the Cicero waking open a vent with a grenade

[@Wingman-69]

And then this „aaaAaAaAa“

[@queenofnarnia1011]

18:12 I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

[@milkcrate5735]

14:35 Me when the halo UNSC

[@angrybirdsareawesome]

20:34 "I think, therefore I am." -Otis, not René Descartes

[@minerbloxer6471]

It’s PHYSICA: all the forms of the blue

[@Mabra51]

How do you manage to understand what the character says without subtitles?

[@zax8633]

I haven't bathed in eight years!

[@GoldKnightProduction]

12:55 TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

[@someguystudios23]

7:30 That is relatable.

[@KinerfV4]

What the hell turned into “Black Mesa welcomes discrimination security issues.” At about 10:11 in the vid. I’m not buying blue shift to find out

[@jd_the_cat]

It was something along the lines of welcome to the Black Mesa security training course.

[@the-pink-hacker]

If only there was another half life game that you guys have not done yet.

[@Smol-vehvi]

These google translated videos are the best

[@vexfcstudios6929]

its designed to protect you from your hands. to put on the hand: the first way: YOU NEED to avoid your hands LMFAAAAO

[@Dyr129k]

This video is a masterpiece

[@RomWatt]

It makes sense that Black Mesa would make Gordon wear a fake HEV suit, since, in the Half-Life lore, he really is just a glorified intern.

[@funneneym9965]

Me after watching Half-Life Google Translate Edition videos: Oxygen. Where is it?

[@namvo3013]

the zombie finally receive the sweet release of death

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

"That sounds alien. I will become drug addict"

[@PhilliG.]

This movie is burning! I am impatient for lack of translator play

[@sewerroyalty]

All you have to do, is make the box down!

[@halftime919]

This just remembered me something... I'm working on Half-Life: Extended Mod and i'm a Mapper, i was working on Office Complex and i deleted the water from the flooded office, and people don't like, now i really is really... Weird, it doesn't look too good.