Stupid civilian larps in his molle vest.

[@TUKByV1]

You might be able to rattlecan that pouch.

[@lowtiertactical7701]

The pouch is actually a Rothco. I can get a green one and transfer the contents.

[@temperedstate8963]

So wait ... I can't have and wear tactical stuff if I wasn't in the military or maybe law enforcement?

[@lowtiertactical7701]

Well I guess according to some experts. I'm supposed to take my alpha male buddy out and he's supposed to tell me what I can and cant wear and what to do.

[@saltyshellback]

Awwwweee Yyyeeaaaaahhh!!!

[@lowtiertactical7701]

I got no apologies. Nor regrets or regerts. But really. I plan on staying in my home for the zombie apocalypse. But I still rather go through the uncomfortable wearing of gear. Than receive a sucking chest wound. Though I hope I never have to resort to using a gun. If it cant be avoided. I plan on at least making sure I don't gain any new holes that god didn't intend me to have.