Stupid Human Tricks: The Guy With Zombie Eyes | Letterman

A glimpse into our post-apocalyptic zombie future.
(From "Late Show," air date: 6/10/09)
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[@mhill3350]

With that fork trick, I'm surprised Dave didn't look right at the camera and say," Kids....Don't try this at home!" ( like he always would say)🤣😂🤣

[@thelettermanpodcast]

One of the greatest spins on how to present a human interest act/story of all time. How many of these would have gone ‘viral’ back in the day?

[@ThatOpalGuy]

the chainsaw imitation was one of the best I remember seeing, second couple..cultists, zombie eyes was also great.

[@hinthegroove9740]

These clips always make my day 😊

[@GregStGregOfficial]

Paul played the song Hungry Eyes after the zombie kid

[@kstepko]

I’m guessing that Dave was offering to hold onto the water bottle. The next thing you know, he’s ‘oiling up’ the guy’s arm.

[@inamorata966]

I'm pushing 68 yo, so I've watched much of the Carson era and all of the DL era. And I must say, IMO, they were tied for best ever show of this type.

[@kstepko]

I love how she daintily dabs her lips with a napkin, as if she didn’t just eat spaghetti off of a fork that’s been jammed up someone else’s nose.

[@rsgabrys----]

---------------------------- why on earth did it absolutely have to be spaghetti....why not warmed over head cheese .....thanks4sharing

[@roachtoasties]

@@rsgabrys---- Or at least just poking the fork into a meatball.

[@tomhamby118]

I miss sitting up at night watching and laughing with Dave.

[@BrentWigginsWords]

He certainly nose his Italian food.

[@peteraymond9968]

I love how all these people gave not one flip about getting dressed up for the show.

[@jsizemo]

The last guy could have auditioned for Game of Thrones as an extra Warg

[@jessesmith3904]

That’s a “GahYEUW!” *Shifts necktie uncomfortably* moment if I’ve ever seen one

[@KungEMuller]

Wow! That's something that not too many people can do at home.

[@sgrafx]

RIP zombie eyes guy.

[@carriesee8547]

Pittsburgh is the steel city, not iron, hence the Steelers. 😏

[@roachtoasties]

I haven't seen these stupid human tricks until today. I've lived a sheltered life. The chainsaw impression I can handle. I made sounds like that in grade school, although I never watered up my arm to improve the fidelity. Now I'm wondering why I stopped, since it could have been a career. After seeing sticking a fork handle up ones nose and the zombie eyes, I might now have trouble sleeping. Will Letterman be paying for my therapy? :/

[@kstepko]

Weirdly, now I’m hungry for spaghetti …

[@chiefscheider]

When they're at home, it's wifey who puts the fork in an interesting place and feeds hubby.

[@Swansonritner]

I do wonder how Chainsaw Man discovered his talent.

[@garygruber1452]

I spent a year in Pittsburgh in 1967. Stuff like that happened so often you wondered about people who just casually walked down the street doing nothing...

[@amjh4lah809]

Tf did i just watch?!😂

[@mhmrules]

I usually did the first stupid human trick dry, but I ought to try it after wetting my arm.

[@71carollee]

WOWW

[@BearbearbearbearbearbearRarrrr]

Hey chat gpt. Please write me a haiku about this.

[@rsgabrys----]

----------------------- cherish way show bring back edSullivan's schtick .....remember SenorWences .....hand puppet......to jonnyPuleo n his hermonicats ....or the poor bastard attempting to keep 2 dozen dinner plates on sticks spinning around ......thanks for keeping his legacy n lateshow/latenight alive n well....

[@SlopjawJohnson]

I was on this show in 1989. My segment never actually aired but most of the audience enjoyed my trick. It wasn't really a trick but more of a oddity. I defecated into my hand then ate my excrement

[@katlamb4606]

Tf! Why would you say that?!

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

:)

[@thelettermanpodcast]

Sup

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

@@Maya_Pinion haha... The loop.

[@melvinholbrook9735]

Has anybody ever laughed at anything letterman has ever done. I didn't think so... what a clown

[@melvinholbrook9735]

Pos