Top Ten Stupid Pet Tricks | Letterman

A talking dog, a minty pig and more in our best of Stupid Pet Tricks.
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[@blucat4]

I liked the pickpocketing dog the best. Especially when he stops and gives a disapproving look to the audience laughing at him.

[@kirbygene]

That was the best moment

[@kirbygene]

@@LASR71 LOL!

[@lilythebassetpuppy]

I felt like the dog was annoyed they were clapping before the trick was over. Lol like a comedian where the audience laughs at the wrong part. Ginger was like "wait until I'm finished, bozos!"

[@bdo333]

Go places loot things

[@MirageUchiha]

Nah, he was checking to see if he's been compromised. Always be aware of your surroundings. 😂

[@justayoutuber1906]

Minty Pig had me laughing so hard. Thank you, that was my workout for the day!

[@AJ-jy6lb]

You ain't the only one. The pig making that shape with his mouth, like "my breath feels minty fresh." LMAO! PRICELESS!!!

[@MrIgottap]

And wagging tail the whole time

[@woodstream6137]

His eyes were almost human too. Never really had a good look at their eyes

[@jamesryan7684]

@@woodstream6137 Pigs are extremely genetically close to humans. 2nd only to Chimpanzees.

[@Truthbtold8]

I WAS IN TEEEEEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tompa83]

Oh man, the pig with the mint 😂

[@tubby6339]

The "play dead" beagle was my favorite.

[@TheAgeOfAnalog]

Mine too, 100%. LOL

[@Lakota828]

Yeah, I was expecting to see Bailey on here. It could have easily taken the duck and cottage cheese spot.

[@linmiller8147]

Mine too

[@buenasnoticias9093]

And the thief dog for the second 😂

[@Dorkyartist]

Where was the play dead beagle?

[@peggylarue7824]

Best part of the show. Bailey the Beagle will always be my favorite.

[@krissy0628]

Had me dying that flip over. He’s probably over the rainbow now… 😢

[@cjdr.4145]

I was ROFL when the dog DIDN'T flip the first treat. Dog is thinking the first one is for me; so sit tight you'll get the next one.

[@jasonkinzie8835]

These weren't stupid pet tricks. They were awesome pet tricks!

[@adamorobertson]

The horse is smart. Sure, he got the water from the fridge… but he also knew to create a vortex to get the water out faster

[@tarico4436]

I experimented with that concept recently while working at a filtered water bottling company. Some of our five gallon jugs didn't fill all the way, so we had to dump 'em, then run 'em through the line again. Older guy showed me your trick, and the horse's trick, how you spin and spin till there's a vortex, and then (coworker said): "It empties faster." Anyway, LSS, I compared vortex emptying rates to non-vortex emptying rates, and they were the same. Why? Because even though the vortexed ones were faster in the beginning/middle of the drain, at the end the non-vortexed jugs drained faster. Try it yourself, ARobertson.

[@tarico4436]

@@pashadyne More than one of my coworkers at that fine job felt the same way. They did it for fun. I'm more into efficiency. Better to put bottle up there to drain, then go do something else for a while, then come back and continue to process that now empty bottle. Never was that the last bottle, and draining it now as fast as possible was a priority.

[@AJ-jy6lb]

@@tarico4436 - OK, now do your test at a bar,...ha ha When i'm at a bar, i'm ALWAYS "draining" bottles as fast as i can. :oP Usually, Guinness.

[@tarico4436]

@@AJ-jy6lb Guinness and Bass and Grolsch, yes.

[@marktatum2592]

If the horse had been chugging out of a glass boot, he would have had to physically turn the boot at precisely the exact moment that the air bubble reached the toe. Otherwise, risking penalty points, wasting bier and possible disqualification from officials during the annual Octoberfest "Das Boot" competition. One of several events involving chugging bier, a very popular and competitive International event held in Germany in the fall. 🇩🇪 🍺

[@mibeatleman6767]

This is why David Letterman was the best show in our lifetime. You could always expect the unexpected on his show. He made TV fun. 😄 👏

[@NoOne-kr4jc]

Would you say Johnny Carson did too?

[@mibeatleman6767]

@@NoOne-kr4jc , Yes, of course. Johnny set the bar for everyone. He was the Legend.

[@lynettepalecek3141]

I liked Johnny Carson and Jay Leno a lot better.

[@Jiv_Ing57819]

Don’t know but love these pets ,:-0 👍

[@mypronounismaster4450]

Letterman was great, but Craig Ferguson wasn't anything to complain about.

[@randallphobia8698]

The look on Dave’s face when the duck was eating from the woman’s mouth was priceless!

[@pakdolan]

Never thought I would see a pig enjoying a mint. I now have truly seen everything.

[@washingtonfootballfanwgil8392]

OMG! Dave was my absolute favorite and stupid pet tricks was the funniest. 😂

[@djhbr]

The pig is TREMENDOUS. ❤😂

[@MrMice...]

I'm so old, I remember watching every single one of these first time around.

[@roxmattern60]

Me too. I loved the elevator races. My family has gotten other families to do elevator races while on vacation

[@Acksull]

I love that we're getting official Letterman content on KZbin finally but can we stop editing out all of Dave's commentary around the tricks? that is the funniest part!

[@DeltaFRFX]

Yeah, honestly I wish they'd just give us the full episodes or something at this point, the normal bits that get cut out are full of gold moments

[@BridgetR72]

The jump roping dog is my favorite. Truly amazing.

[@laraine8857]

These are so nostalgic, so funny… what close bonds we humans can form with other animals. I am sharing this with many friends .. thanks so much, Mr. Letterman’s staff.

[@donnal.carlkuchinski1394]

the best!

[@Blue_Dun]

You are welcome!

[@lynettepalecek3141]

@Laraine. Human beings are not animals.

[@Jiv_Ing57819]

I don’t like peppermint either, glad I am not thee only one ,:-0

[@Jiv_Ing57819]

We’re all animals, humans are, we all have eyes, mouths, ears, we’re not superior that’s from the bible not science ,:-0

[@kathrynlayfield9599]

There's no one like David Letterman! You are the Most Fun, Most Adorable, Super Late Night Showman, Always in my Heart!! Miss you Forever!

[@kclombard7956]

Have you seen his interviews on Netflix??? Very good!!!

[@johnhorn3344]

So great. Even Dave’s “bad” shows were darn good. Sure fire entertainment every single night of the week.

[@schmodedo]

Wow I didn't realize how much I missed these. Thanks to the old 90s NY lotto computer for randomly picking the best clips.

[@asmith5007]

Loved the sleepy bunny 🐰 And the dog skipping rope 😂

[@rebruc3806]

I never get tired of watching these stupid pet tricks. They are even better to watch than some stars that came on the show😂 Thx&see ya😁

[@hbensami]

they are all beautiful, but the dog saying "I love you" was my favorite.

[@patrickvanrinsvelt4466]

Still the silliest and most fun late night show. I watched for over 20 years Dave really seems to love animals.

[@stevenhornostaj5676]

Craig Ferguson enters the chat

[@fitfogey]

Only thing missing…the legendary slow-mo’s after each trick. Still great though.

[@022171]

I thought the same!

[@lunanote-cassettemeower]

wish the playing dead beagle was on the list, I love watching that video.

[@jim378]

The slomo on the Pug’s I love you is amazing

[@danausmus9807]

Haven't laughed so hard in years. Dave was the best. Hands down.

[@wanderinggypsy3203]

I forgot how much I loved this part of Letterman!

[@wannabe4668]

Only you could pull this stuff off Dave. Thanks for the memories

[@MintMonte87ACSS312]

The pig had me cryin 😂😂😂

[@MikeCee7]

Where’s the one with the dog that goes limp/dead after pretend being shot at? That one was better than most (if not all) of these 10 pet tricks.

[@jamesp700]

Seeing Letterman's reaction to the cottage cheese lady was stomach churning funny.

[@Bonesince1997]

Who knew a pig sucking a lozenge could be so funny! I think it was the best of the bunch 🐖

[@mototaco2132]

OMG.... i was laughing so hard my our room, the wife came running in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tristramcoffin926]

Barney the rabbit's owner is adorable.

[@scazermazz]

The beagle that played dead is still my favorite

[@donnal.carlkuchinski1394]

Such joy...Dave's shows made me sooooo happy! Still do!

[@inneybaby2506]

I loved the standing ovation that the dog jumping rope got !! It deserved it !

[@curiartsity4803]

Barney gets sleepy on command 😂

[@dmblum1]

All these new videos on KZbin are awesome. Thank you whoever did this.

[@kamlasarran7863]

All of the acts are unique. You are talking about animals. God given Blessed talent. So therapeutic and beautiful.

[@bushputz]

Great tricks, but I can't believe Bailey the beagle didn't make the cut.

[@sparkyheberling6115]

1:05 The horse knew to create a vortex in the water!

[@ASM881]

Dave hosted the greatest late night TV show ever.

[@woodystorey]

Carson sure wasn’t bad….

[@ASM881]

@@woodystorey he was absolutely wonderful.

[@woodystorey]

@@ASM881 they both were

[@fitfogey]

Also top 10 was definitely the bulldog that rocked on his rocking chair and sang. Missing that one.

[@robbernath]

Basketball-playing dog at the beginning is the best clip from this set, followed closely by the mint-smelling pig.

[@todd-makes-videos]

Love it. Cottage cheese was #2? Haha Dave always tries to distract. and the jump rope was awesome!

[@chrisnott7952]

Please, no wagering.

[@hensonlaura]

6:13 the look on Dave's face says it all.

[@susieuramoto7491]

Genius! I so miss Dave.😢

[@dorothycollins2431]

I was waiting for the horse to grab a beer !!

[@elainescrochetkorner]

The best trick I ever saw was the beagle that plays dead in his owners arms.

[@susancastro847]

A very nice show it gives apportunity to animals to show there talent

[@OgDj2024]

Dave had the best show in late night

[@porico51]

Letterman was one of a kind. His quick comments given the situation have never been equaled although Carson was right there

[@penkishashankh35]

I saw many dogs bringing tennis balls wooden sticks and other playful things. That pickpocket dog (when I listen I thought he may bring whole bag) but bringing money was so impressive for me. 🎉

[@wicky1]

Can't believe they left out Gabe, the bulldog who can ride a rocking horse. 😄

[@mattmandg6524]

Dave saying "hello baby" to Gabe is like an all time great Letterman moment

[@ryankenyon5010]

Dave was and is a consummate entertainer. A comedic genius.

[@stillhere95]

So Letterman was the KZbin before KZbin!

[@justayoutuber1906]

And Steve Allen was the Letterman before Letterman

[@valleygirl2530]

Yep that’s what I said. I’m going back in time myself.

[@surendrasingh6177]

I WANT THAT PICKPOCKETING DOG rn!!!

[@lindsay33333]

I love the pig and the pug!!!

[@WheezerOfJuice]

The cottage cheese lady should be arrested

[@tjpm]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DavidSmith-ss1cg]

Naa-ah; it was a bit gross, but it's a natural thing that most young birds do, and thus perfectly valid. I believe she shoulda got extra points for grossing Dave out - and I think that was her idea.

[@debschaefer7820]

Arrested?😂🤣😂🤣

[@jeffreyb8770]

That duck is going to need therapy.

[@JMG_86]

Arrested? David must have been thinking "Usually I pay in advance for these sort of things"

[@johnny-r]

I'm gonna go with the horse. But Dave's expression when the duck was eating the cottage cheese is a close second.

[@rushfan1970]

👏🏼👏🏼💗💗So happy to see this!! Stupid Pet Tricks was always my mom's favorite bit!! This was such a treat, thank you!!!💖🥰👏🏼💗✌🏼

[@JohnCritch-tf4mb]

Stirling the dog and the beagle who falls asleep

[@chrissiebawn9357]

Stupid pet tricks always was, is and will be THE ABSOLUTE BEST!😀🤣🖖❤🙏🕊🌍

[@samdavis-zh3cv]

That dog looked up🐶 like what are yall gone snitch🤣🤣pick pocket

[@robertapotts41]

Why would they call this stupid animal tricks? They are freaking brilliant😮😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@marian3516]

My favorite has always been the dog who attacks the vacuum cleaner in the closet. 😂

[@AllanAdamson]

I like how the horse went to get another one haha he pulls him back

[@manjidrift]

Olive oil was so cute I almost forgot about the duck lady.

[@somebodyoncetoldme1704]

That cottage cheese woman is just a crazy person

[@contrarian8870]

The pickpocket dog looking around makes it seem like he was trained to watch out for cops

[@plaws0]

I'm guessing duck girl was happy when her state made pot legal ... :-D

[@johnm9285]

Genius

[@daisylabradordogmylittlefr1259]

I liked jumping dog so cute and horse drinking water bottle awesome 😂😂

[@buenasnoticias9093]

3:02 & 3:07 *"What do you guys looking at ?"* 😂

[@davebartosh5]

Now I have the hiccups from laughing!

[@MbM-xz9zf]

omg the dog and monkey on the slide

[@robertoseveno]

Sooo Good. Going back through the years of these. 🤣🥰

[@josephearth1551]

Loved it indeed.

[@alisonarias978]

That dog deserved the top place 👌🏽

[@JeffreyJetsKohut]

ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!

[@krs5115]

My favorite bit, love the pets

[@LynnElliot]

DELIGHTFUL

[@theodcast791]

That basketball trick is good

[@joelhenderson4450]

Like to see a Where are they now, featuring the duck lady.

[@sherry5136]

I always loved this

[@eschdaddy]

3:00. Notice how ginger checks to make sure the coast is clear?

[@EM_ARCHER]

Love the pickpocket 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾😂😂😂😂 this is NY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alanzeleznikar]

These are great but where is the one where the dog went to the store and bought his owner a six-pack?

[@beverlysmith6539]

The pick pocket is the best!

[@dianesaienni5466]

they were all great but the pig was exceptional

[@TheStormyReport]

Love this soooo much! Really miss the DL show ❤️

[@johnhelms8226]

The cottage cheese woman and duck was the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[@lightyourway4929]

My favorite part of the show.

[@johnmarshall4442]

Great show David Letterman

[@Bluefrog757]

Bailey! Bailey!

[@MartinGorski]

I wish we had the slow-mo!!!

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Ginger makin' sure the Fuzz ain't around!

[@Corn-Pop.]

the dog going to flip the treat is a genius, why flip if you can just eat