Stupid iPod Accessories.

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[@rachelvelander5377]

*plays Double Bass by Gorillaz * "yeah it does NOT handle bass well" If it can't handle Murdocs bass, it can't handle anything

[@habroncunningam5374]

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[@sleeplessdistrict3897]

Are you dissing our pickle boi?

[@Astronika]

@@sleeplessdistrict3897 I love how murdoc's character development was him turning into a pickle. 2-D himself said "A-aND thEn h-He tUrNed hImseLF inTo a-a pIcKLe, fUnnIesT tHinG i'vE eVeR seEn inNiT"

[@clyde-or-monty]

@@Astronikaoh my god the "innit" at the end is 2d bri'ish now /j

[@VengefullyQueerDragon]

​@@clyde-or-monty wait isn't he??

[@boozeshoes]

Watching him bend the plug to fit an Australian outlet felt illegal

[@nappaslappa]

it probably is

[@I_Love_Om_Nom34.]

Don't forget full stops.

[@POLSKAJESTNUMER1]

its like sticking a pen into top part of the britsh socket so you can put in european plugs dont do it

[@moss.kurtis]

​@@I_Love_Om_Nom34.Sure, I won't forget to add a full stop

[@I_Love_Om_Nom34.]

@moss.kurtis And you didn't put that . at the end of the sentence.

[@_______DR_______]

As an electrician, I was amazed by your ability to modify a switching power supply 😂

[@featheryknife]

He has a gift

[@ultralaggerREV1]

I’m studying electrical engineering and this dude deserves a Masters on Science

[@Mick_92]

"Just make it angrey"

[@yanansnuts]

where i work, we call that international calibration.

[@AtmosPres]

He actually isn’t a technician at all, he just learned how to open an iPod

[@Kachigga-rs7yh]

*aimlessly turns plastic wheel* “I’m doing it!”

[@coreforce9872]

Top ten best DJ’s.

[@RichosoMemeGomezXd]

@@coreforce9872 xD

[@vapor404]

Skrillex has been real quiet since this dropped ... release xena you damn musical genius

[@Marcu6636]

4:29 it sounds luke its underwater

[@PatchworkRose567]

Hearing you say “na-no” legit makes my day.

[@bersspon3256]

its legit so gOOD

[@dumworks3440]

Na no :)

[@mentorzariqi8880]

9:51

[@Soda-vb2xj]

ⁿᵃ ⁿᵒ :)

[@gllwsclbrtr]

mi ni

[@SrgRamrod]

Why do I get the feeling that we're going to get a mini-series of trying to blow up crappy speakers with the Cord Mojo

[@RockRedGenesis]

Almost a certainty! 😁

[@IngwiePhoenix]

I'd be down for that. o.o

[@JanBabiuchHall]

The Chord Mojo actually almost made that speaker sound halfway decent

[@wbrockstar8148]

We need

[@daxxter4182]

ITS CHORD MOJO NOT CORD MOJO

[@gab_v250]

8:52 I love how he refers to leaking batteries as "the big kaboom"

[@vikmanphotography7984]

That's why I throw batteries in the fire

[@thomasb1337]

For some reason, I laughed way too hard at that 🤣

[@blazeLLC]

This was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ivy6857]

"Crap adapters" My brain: Crapters. Thank you KZbin for bringing me here.

[@techdumpster2364]

cradapters

[@wesleymays1931]

Acrapters

[@saturniunyttech679]

Adcrapters

[@ryan4926]

Crapdapters

[@Ukraine_edits]

Crapadaters

[@chrisnightingale6917]

Alternative title: "Aussie man doesn't know how scales work"

[@mentkansley6694]

@@Lightyboii ok

[@rosen0662]

The soup was 420g without the can so that is why it was way more

[@astroxtheworld]

@@Lightyboii ew gacha cringe

[@astroxtheworld]

@@Lightyboii bruh you cant report me for disliking gacha

[@astroxtheworld]

@@Lightyboii I just said gacha sucks as my opinion you can’t just be like “oh report him because he insulted my fan base” you know

[@Sh4re_W4re]

Next week’s episode: “Running a bit-coin mining operation on an iPod”

[@Brain_pocketer]

*"Time to start a business."*

[@algo4296]

I really want to see that

[@ErickHatesBMC]

oh god

[@RoshGMZ]

“Entering to the Dark Web on an iPod”

[@gavinisdie]

No it will be "setting Gen 1, 2 , 4, and 5 Nanos with the spot"

[@HarmonicVector]

Cheap Speakers: "Please, have mercy!" Chord Mojo: "There is no mercy." *jacks up the amperage and makes the speakers rattle*

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

Meku hello

[@tylern6420]

Is that hatsune miku

[@FhtagnCthulhu]

I love that they put a speaker into a scale. A device that vibrates on a device that needs to be isolated from vibration.

[@psycho_dog33]

4:28 Your roommate listening to old meme songs in the other room while you're trying to sleep ASMR.

[@radioactivian4412]

We need this

[@youtubecrap8537]

i'm listening to trololo unironically

[@skipscrop]

Legend has it that the ShrekPad Pro will stay there until the end of time

[@friedpancakes266]

The ShrekPad pro

[@RueAriarhod]

More like: The DankPad Pro

[@ajojoreference]

The shrekpad is comfortable in its swamp

[@bibasik7]

He sometimes flips it over to show something on the screen.

[@Lethaltail]

The history of the green iPad is as old as history itself

[@g4llo0002]

Chord mojo: 10:25 The speaker: Ŝ̴̢̛̰̲̼̝͎̥̻̱̱̀̓͛̇̽͐̏̎̚͠͠C̴̱̙̤͉̔̋͌͒̿͆̓̍̚Á̷̟͉̱̝̙͈̹̩̝̫̺̠ͅŔ̷̨͖̬̥̞̺̖̞̱̘͎͖̘͖̓̇̓̈́͂̆̉̌͝L̷̨̡̺͇̦̥̯̯̭͐͑͂̂̚͜E̷̞̝͙̻͓̫̪̱̦͚̅̀T̷̝̫̘̲̅͋͆̍̌̓̋͋͛̚ ̷̡̤̯̣̹͖̟̏F̵̨̢̬̦̰̠͖̞͔͖͕͑̎̉Ì̸͍̘̹̩̲̠̺̊͒̑̂̌͛͒̉́͑̋͒̀R̴̛̛͕͐̌̒̒́͆̔̅͒͑̎̈́̚ͅȨ̷̳̞̮̈́ͅ

[@bluethefoxyt]

the remix is literally just a low-pass filter. XD

[@hiimlunaaaa]

“This is packaged the same way someone would sell something on eBay” *proceeds to slash ‘n’ dash using scissors*

[@LogsMaggot]

Yeah that sounds about right

[@ElixTwo]

7:16 Not gunna lie, Definitely thought you blew the breaker here xD Edit: Also, 425g is the weight of the food in the can, It does Not include the weight of the can itself.

[@tobycarter3629]

cans dont weigh 90g ... try 40g

[@ElixTwo]

@@tobycarter3629 Technicalities..

[@KaimasterXD]

@@ElixTwo At it stands at an angle. It is not meant to do that. Regardless it is just a piece of

[@ElixTwo]

@@KaimasterXD Yeah the angle doesn't help it and true, It is a piece I was just trying to give some credit to the scale part of it lol

[@ixionn563]

@@ElixTwo If it's like any digital scale I've ever used the off button calibrates it to zero, you hold the button to turn it off.

[@Sasha-rp6ml]

Oh my god the DJ one is actually so freaking cute

[@Horizontalvertigo]

This was some educational electrical engineering content! Who knew pliers were a US/AUS interface adaptor tool!? Franklin getting into the Farmer's Union, yup, she's a SA girl at heart

[@toniosworld]

Getting Ashens vibes from the accessories series, I love it.

[@knexguy139]

Same! Especially the expired beans lol

[@skenda]

Me too!

[@Bebegamer]

Who tf is that?

[@YosuaNangin]

@@Bebegamer an English dude who reviews "junks" and dollar store stuff

[@toniosworld]

Bebegamer a god

[@st4r3_me]

reads can of beans "ah yes, the contents of this can weigh 435 grams" weighs it "what do you mean the contents + the tin can weigh more than just the contents"

[@fungusonus]

Your telling me that they dont tell you the weight of the packaging too?

[@zrider100z]

@@fungusonus how could they ommit that?

[@joshi3686]

@@fungusonus That's why it sais 435g NET. The "net weight" is the weight without the packaging.

[@mihpop9733]

also, the scales need to be on a flat surface not on sideways

[@thomaskayak5536]

@XBitbreaker it says net weight on it lmao

[@masonrains5010]

0:44 “drop it in and mix it!” Sounds like something in a recipe

[@jesuscrust13]

5:07 this may have been somewhat popular in the US back in the day because Rockstar North went through the effort of modelling one to place as a prop inside Michael's house in GTA V

[@floral_stone]

"Remix" is a weird way to spell cheap lowpass filter

[@foxman1998]

So cheap it self-oscillates.

[@nakeybeatz9480]

True

[@nakeybeatz9480]

@@foxman1998 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Iristallite]

So early that i haven't got the email for the After Show

[@gherghealin8869]

10:53 : Exactly me when i am too lazy to remove the screws out of a thing

[@organicleaf]

3:56 now thats something i havent heard in a while

[@Wolficefang]

Dank, you’re supposed to take the beans out of the can And put the scale on a flat surface.

[@caulkchopper]

I put beans without the can on my scale and it doesn't work help

[@the-shork]

also you need to reset it to 0 with the off button

[@iwinrar5207]

@@the-shork on button was the tare button on that scale

[@thomaskayak5536]

@@caulkchopper fuck.

[@evilspoons]

@Jo Lilly Sure, why not?

[@randomtech787]

Finally... The moment i've been waiting for. Now, imma just watch the vid in peace.

[@gamingzilla4059]

I heard the word accessory’s and was like: 1 grit. Time to shine

[@guywithglasses4449]

“I dont need to lick that battery to know it’s not good” Words for life right there.

[@exoticasabutter2709]

12:25 AR is Augmented Reality, its a thing

[@TheRealLange21]

This channel makes me nostalgic for that time when technology was getting weird and everything was overly complicated. And everything always came in that hard plastic that was sharp when you cut it in half

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

This is why the Early 2000s were absolutely amazing.

[@Gobra11]

“This is packaged the same way someone would sell something on eBay” Opens it the way Global Shipping program would.

[@ramirez3955]

10:05 thank you for the little jam session of Gorillaz lol "Double Bass" is really nice song. My favorite out of the debut album has to be, "Sound Check (Gravity)." :D

[@robbobstone]

I had that mixer as a kid! This was a blast from the past. Thank you!

[@SPG685]

2:15 I’m surprised you didn’t end up saying “Crap-Daptors” or “A-Crap-tors”.

[@agustinusreynaldi7101]

Or Adapt-crap thing

[@catfree]

same also I was the 200th like

[@FlaminFyre]

catfree i was the 266th like

[@catfree]

@@FlaminFyre mine was a arounded number :3 EDIT: Whoops I typed the M world.. guess I'll have to do 10 push ups

[@jpjude68]

cradaptors? crapadors?

[@iamdarkyoshi]

Dammit dude I just bought 14 "untested" (translation from ebay to english: broken) ipods to fix up off ebay thanks to your channel lol I lost my pc repair job from covid so I've got to satisfy it somehow, fruit nuggets should work

[@TristanSpeno]

iamdarkyoshi I’m sorry :(

[@megatron8561]

That must suck i hope you get your job back

[@heartache5742]

did you do it

[@TheOfficialDorianelevator]

9:51 we all know and love the good old "na-no" that allways gets me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stuperfox]

I haven't slept in days and I am crying from laughing at this video. I think I have finally hit the point of mental and physical exhaustion.

[@THESLlCK]

Look, a rare one in the wild. Hunting season it is, mates.

[@industriastroll3177]

@@THESLlCK Ok, we get it, you're twelve.

[@THESLlCK]

@@industriastroll3177 for a troll you really can’t handle any humor you don’t like. Kinda sad but I know not to show empathy, it’s a weakness you know. Al Capone and David Lynch taught me that.

[@industriastroll3177]

@@THESLlCK Given the current state of the Internet it is not easy to tell when somebody is being ironic anymore. Its not that I'm not tolerating humour I don't like, its that sometimes the person communicating things like that, isn't doing it with comedic intent, they genuinely want to hurt people for having an eccentric hobby.

[@THESLlCK]

@@industriastroll3177 ok now you're really making me cringe, please just stop typing

[@mogi4587]

“na no” is my motivation to keep going nowadays

[@jonhcena3809]

Idk why but i love how he says that.

[@superme63]

A few things regarding the scales. At the start when it was saying 18.888, that was its calibration cycle. It takes longer to complete that while you're moving it around. I'm pretty sure that you just cancelled the calibration when you pressed off. It was also showing 5 grams because you tipped it off balance, which is pretty common. The tin of beans only contains 425 grams of beans, the other 80-odd grams was the tin and label. Lastly, that dock would really only be for recipe podcasts/videos. From what I can see of it, while not top quality, it seems to actually be quite a practical idea for someone fucking around in the home kitchen (at least it was when iPod classics were a thing).

[@wilburepp8435]

10:40 gimme the bat back! 😠

[@FrogMan-cw2jr]

3:34 who was waiting for him to say "AAAAAA" like he normally does?

[@PhoenixOnARoof]

If anyone was curious what song he used to THRASH those speakers with chords then it was Scarlet Fire by Otis McDonald

[@jddking2562]

Thx mate

[@nononeko2503]

JDD King thank you lmao

[@user-wv8lu3yx4z]

i already know this from previous video

[@NeoClip]

"In with the other's you beige rectangle" -Emperor Dank Pods 2020

[@saturniunyttech679]

Emperor???

[@39kitler45]

Saturniun YT yes he is our emperor and the emperor of ipods

[@saturniunyttech679]

@@39kitler45 iPods*

[@39kitler45]

@@saturniunyttech679 my bad😅

[@DeLorean4]

I used to work at two food factories, and at both places we would pack just slightly more than the indicated mass on the packaging with the scales zeroed with an empty container to make sure the customer always got the same or more than what they were promised.

[@bondedwithpotatoes0076]

Rest in peace Tab, the joke about it at 2:43 is the only time it's been mentioned in 20 years.

[@runforitman]

with the dreaded beans, remember the tin has weight and they always give you more than they say

[@bonkmaykr]

Every time I watch one of these videos, the lady in the top left scares me.

[@videogamee6037]

Well great I didn't notice her before bit now I can't unsee it.

[@chickenpotpie4045]

Me : "What lady? I didn't see no lady -scrolls up- HOLY SHIT!" out loud, at 3am.

[@lamasu8060]

What lady

[@notreallygudetama]

|w O)o

[@cardfreak05]

Watching an ashens video and then watching a dankpods one, it's funny how the same language can have two completely different senses of humour haha. Ozzy humor is much louder, I love it.

[@monomono9627]

13:28 ah the memories, that was my favorite game and what got me started on space sims

[@Cirerin]

love u

[@mexicanchad]

You are first

[@donutsaviation2543]

Cire love you too

[@AD_RC]

love u too

[@penguinolord548]

Same

[@mewkiitty43]

Jon Arbuckle humps your leg what do you do?>?

[@drowningsummer9071]

I love the way you say Nano!!! Makes my little heart happy. Please bring the Nano in more so you can say it hahahahaha

[@Soda-vb2xj]

ⁿᵃ ⁿᵒ

[@timtok8931]

6:04 "I starting to get the vibe that this isn't made very well..." Title: "Stupid iPod Accessories" *Seems about right*

[@astriot3602]

“I did it” proceeds to break battery case thingy

[@malman1080]

That first gadget is a nice sounding filter. Definitely not a “mixer” but actually sounds quite cool. The crackly bits you demonstrated would sound nice and lofi-ish in the right context. Being that it doesn’t actually need an iPod to work, just the six input, it would actually be useful as a tool for music production.

[@_ifstcuvifugig]

A wise man once said, "if it couldn't figure out the beans, how could it figure out anything?"

[@krizu7540]

5:56 LOL

[@toddkobelljr.2004]

I Had the Elite commander as a kid, and when i tell u, i had a blast with that thing. Never put a phone in there, but I stood up many a convenience stores with it.

[@danporcaromusic]

4:46 two effects in one! distortion and a lpf, nice and crunchy

[@lcdlc8290]

9:51 "na - no" bro I love how he said it xdd

[@alexanderrichards6403]

We all do

[@Rexvivor]

sounds cute

[@JaggedBird]

"Na-nao" :3 Naw but seriously I love that

[@Liggliluff]

Aside from the pause, that's close to how I say "nano"

[@Ahmet_Demirkol_23]

This is the first dankpods video I watched.

[@SlowmovingGiant]

i have a very cool ipod touch 4th gen/iphone 4/4s accessory- it is a projector for them. i misplaced it pretty much brand new in a storage box for about 2 years and it worked a treat after i charged it up.

[@sheriffpenguin5666]

4:27 When its 2 AM and theres a party going on upstairs

[@Vallee152]

8:36 1. you need to calibrate the scale, 2. the can has weight, 3. the 425g on the can is an average

[@beamthedeer]

Correction for #3: The weight listed on the can is the weight of the contents in the can. Nothing more, nothing less.

[@CanadianB.O.W]

Didn't he have it on the end of the Ipad, partly hitting the table too? so it would have been slanted slightly too.. oofs

[@kiyoshi_the_devil]

@@beamthedeer Well... nothing more, nothing less is far from correct...

[@Liggliluff]

@@beamthedeer The weight listed on the can is the weight of the contents in the can, the sell by amount. The can does contain extra to ensure you get what you paid for.

[@Cart1416]

Yum milk 14:35 Also I think this is the first DankPods video that features Frank

[@CyanaraOfficial]

A lot of times I can't stand to go back a couple years on a KZbin channel because the content has changed so much. DankPods is the exception to that. DankPods, please don't ever change.

[@NijiMarii]

Me: Finally, I can relax My neighbors at 2 AM: 10:30

[@yeahimagamer2740]

What is the music from that clip called? It sounds so familiar yet i dont know the name

[@newxenesis]

@@yeahimagamer2740 scarlet fire from the KZbin song library :-)

[@sammcfadden487]

“Ew it’s all greasy” **proceeds to rub grease between hands**

[@lavenderva2507]

The fact that you didn't try to remix Shrek with the DJ Mixer disappoints me-

[@mrhaaland03]

It’s so funny, love the video mate! 😂😂

[@bonminuer4030]

Vividly remember owning one of those AR guns for my ipod when I was like 10. Good fun when you're too young to know any better.

[@benpeefer2710]

I own two of them from when they worked and they were a ton of fun

[@the_trash_mane5875]

This man can clown around with anything and I'd watch it, this man is a wizard.

[@the_real_sublicious]

7:19 oof, I thought that you accidentally short the outlet

[@AH6man]

Scales typically won’t be accurate if it’s not flat. Also that’s the weight of the contents in the can since you don’t eat the can. At least I don’t.

[@goatman7362]

4:19 pretty nice of you want to know what an iPod sounds like while it’s drowning

[@radboi4194]

Always quality content, also the added bonus of occasionally being horrifying

[@TheModalia]

“Off has turned it on.” 😂

[@firecat5279]

Man I love these videos they're so cool and telling me was not to get

[@ShiningTaiga]

9:51 HE DID IT HE SAID THE THING!!

[@Anonymousjoe64]

n a n o

[@rhysnixon]

I'm his brother and I can't remember giving him the refried beans but it's something I'd do

[@TomTomSoup]

Can I also send you beans?

[@koppo5657]

Yes.i can verify you ARE his brother. You're Rhys Nixon. And he is Wade nixon

[@MaxiveLegend]

@@koppo5657 "they have the same last name. therefore, they MUST be related"

[@koppo5657]

@@MaxiveLegend no, they're literally brothers. he said his name on this video m8

[@MaxiveLegend]

@@koppo5657 i know that, this was just the vibe the comment gave me and I thought the flawed reasoning was kinda funny

[@Normiiiiiiiii]

ahH I don't often do this but I cried while laughing at your videos today and maybe what some would call wheezing. excellent style of humor.

[@roadblocktrains]

14:26 Aaaaa Ooooo Aaaaa Oooo

[@deedr1234]

I don’t know why I was laughing so hard when he tried to blow the speakers.

[@NyxTheNerd]

Y'know it's a good day if DankPods uploads. Good job, man.

[@numberq1134]

Twice, too!

[@Jop345]

The transistors were doing there best dude... rude ...4:38

[@michaelkingstar5878]

Ebay GSP would like to hire you for your performance of skill at 0:56 mate

[@Seawolf.Gaming]

YO I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY TO A VIDEO 18 SECONDS AFTER RELEASE

[@dillkommen]

Shoot. 19 seconds

[@RHBT]

@@dillkommen 12 sec m8.

[@john_michael97]

Last time I was this early you were still making DANK BEATS with the Simpsons.

[@Brain_pocketer]

I was going to insult you about bad use of grammar, but I don't think you'll understand what I mean.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

D A N K M U S - D A Y S

[@StavroMueller]

7:02 How to make an ozzie wall wart. SUBSCRIBED!

[@catwithextracod]

Watching this in 2022 and that gun accessories brought back memories I had the same iPod and that gun when I was a kid

[@ping299]

4:49 IT'S CONSTANTLY IN SELF OSCILLATION HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY PIECE OF AUDIO KIT THIS SHODDY

[@noahpaulette1490]

For some reason people freak out when you mess with power connectors. They seem to forget that other than voltage it's just two pieces of metal sometimes 3 unless you're using American 220 but we only use that for appliances.

[@untrust2033]

9:11 website still works seems they just sell cases

[@ShadowDaPk]

I can't stop watching these videos. I don't know why.

[@thePLUHHH]

7:13 My dad is an electrician, this is amazing, I have gotta show him this

[@justadudeee]

What was his reaction?

[@paschadoudou]

@@justadudeee we shall never know.

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

@@justadudeee I think Edwit was killed by his dad.

[@lucasceleste4743]

8:01 literally every school event's speakers Edit: spelling

[@kagaminerinzz]

𝐿𝑜𝑙

[@kagaminerinzz]

𝐼 𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒

[@NyxTheNerd]

F to the people who can't read the font

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

@@NyxTheNerd yeah F to the people who can't read English in literally any other font 𝕮𝖆𝖓 𝖚 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘???

[@gorilla_king2132]

@@PizzaPowerXYZ yes

[@Wanton110]

I'd have that remix case, seems like you could have some fun with it

[@VinstonCup]

NGL, I was surprised when the DJ mixer thing worked at all. Also, that makes two of us who went straight to Double Bass when we turned our Nanos on.