Stupidest Thing I've Seen All Year

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[@daltg2705]

A 32 minute video of Charlie basically just telling a nonsensical bedtime story. Gotta love it.

[@JamesLee-xk6dk]

Clicked it and literally thought yup this is my bedtime story tonight 😂

[@RetroKnifes]

mans wearing the black t-shirt

[@philthytanks4952]

Funny thing is this is likely way more entertaining than the actual movie 😂

[@ThogDontCare]

Same thing could be said if he recapped the bible for 32 minutes.

[@night00glider]

Not gonna lie, I always open it like listening to radio to do some work, and like you said, a bedtime story.

[@chocoboasylum]

I love how expensive most Hollywood productions are and often their moral of the story is 'Money is bad, m'kay?'

[@heronekkotheanimer7386]

Money that isnt in the directors pocket is bad indeed.

[@Rokomarn]

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdoh wow I have seen the light now I am muslin. Thank you KZbin comment section for saving my soul.

[@zebius4157]

It's literally mo money mo problems lmao

[@user-bo3mp8un6c]

​@@RokomarnHahahahahaha

[@lanster77schannel]

Wow what an insightful comment

[@gabrielabrera9966]

Honestly a clicker to control a giant shark seems a lot more effective than Chris Pratt holding his hand up to control a bunch of raptors.

[@breezy3176]

It must have been chris pratt's mario powers

[@John-kd2tc]

@@breezy3176He tamed Yoshi so he should be able to tame raptors easily.

[@lukehead9784]

Didn’t he have a clicker in his other hand or did I imagine that to cope with how silly it was

[@John-kd2tc]

@@lukehead9784 They had a clicker for the first scene with the raptors. That’s it.

[@thenitpickchannel9993]

⁠@@lukehead9784only the first scene after that he just had telepathy or something

[@jordansrhoads]

The "breathable water" from The Abyss is 500X more believable than Jason Statham surviving 2,500 atmosphere's of pressure with the power of testosterone and coolness.

[@mcnamaraky]

More believable? Sure. More awesome-er? Not a chance. I'm surprised there isn't a scene in this movie of a shark biting him but he flexes so hard that the sharks teeth break. How fuckin awesomely terrible would that be?

[@aliensoup2420]

The "oxygenated fluorocarbon" technology in The Abyss is more believable because it is real. The depth that Bud dives to is probably more questionable.

[@jordansrhoads]

@@aliensoup2420 HOLY SHIT IT IS REAL

[@jordansrhoads]

@@aliensoup2420 I cannot believe I didn't know this until now I love The Abyss.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

The breathable water is actually true

[@codenamejolt]

"Stupidity" should be a new movie genre at this point because of how entertaining they could be

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

"Braindead cinema" my favorite genre.

[@tiagobelo4965]

"fever dream" being a subcategory for completely absurd and disjointed plots

[@johnconnor2572]

It was back in the 80s and 90s. They just don't make em like they used to 😢

[@YodaOnABender]

That already exists, it’s called “Fast & Furious but with X thing instead of cars”

[@RosiePosey5150]

My dad loves these movies and it started from sharknado 😂

[@Mr7355608]

Seeing Charlie having a breakdown over shitty movies is peak entertainment

[@shelby5809]

it really doesn't get better than this

[@Margstrosity]

I like knowing nothing about movies and then having Charlie explain them to me; it's the best way to have a story told

[@justinfriedman2039]

As someone who's been a SCUBA diver for 15 years, and is a qualified commercial diver, I want to explain the pressurization thing. So, while there is some logic behind filling your sinuses with water, it would not help you. While it would equalize the pressure in those specific cavities (if the bones could even withstand that much compression) you have other cavities in your body and your whole chest would cave in.

[@whocares7093]

Okay but have you considered the power of testosterone and deep voice?

[@Silunce]

​@@whocares7093 movies frfr

[@StCuthbertsHands]

I'm an advanced open water diver, but I never considered the power of testosterone.

[@Indybone]

Charlie is the only movie critic I trust

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

He liked the Barbie movie and lost my trust

[@EYELYKE2DOOAYNALL]

true

[@BoondockGore]

Critical drinker is the one for me

[@strawboyhawkins3]

@@BoondockGoreyikes

[@realbadcorps]

For anyone wondering, at 25,000 ft the pressure would be ~757x the normal atmospheric pressure. That comes out to around 11,000 psi (give or take). Every 10 meters/33 ft the pressure increases by one atmosphere roughly. Just a reminder that the Titan sub imploded at 12,500 ft. At half the depth in the movie, a metal sub was crushed in less than 10 milliseconds.

[@alexbrinzan9061]

Doesnt stop Jason Statam with that testosterone and deep voice to swim all over the place.

[@bernice_anders]

So what you're saying is, make sure your lungs are REALLY full of air before attempting to swim at that depth

[@DeadDingoDan]

The titan didn't even make 12500, it's assumed the sub uninstalled it's occupants at 8750ft

[@bryanlee5999]

​@@DeadDingoDanuninstalled is crazy 😂😂

[@erenyaehger6641]

The hull was made from fiberglass.

[@Zach_TheGamer]

0:59 Charlie, I’m gonna need you to show your work here on this math problem because there is no way any movie can be stupider than Moonfall.

[@SubstantialMoon]

1:16

[@eanlopez]

Charlie it was a pleasure meeting you at the movies today! Sorry for being so starstruck/in shock. Going from seeing an old man peeing in the hallway to meeting Jesus himself was a lot for me to process in the few milliseconds I had!

[@eanlopez]

@penguinz0

[@r1cklain]

Hallelujah, blessed by the wiles of critikal itself. @eanlopz

[@eanlopez]

@@r1cklain the only cool thing about living in tampa

[@plutoh9958]

I love it when Charlie gets crazy trying to explain the logic of insane plots

[@ivanblanco1956]

@@SussyRobloxLordgo back to your boyfriend

[@TheAngelOfDeath000]

MY TOILET PAPPER IS BETTER THAN Charles

[@TheAngelOfDeath000]

MY TOILET PLUNGER IS BETTER THAN CHARIES

[@lincolnlanier8596]

@@TheAngelOfDeath000Charlie*

[@SussyRobloxLord]

@@lincolnlanier8596 shush child

[@SystemZ3RO]

The more I kept listening, the more I swear this sounds like an AI wrote most of the script. The sudden release of the shark leading to the sudden discovery of a mining operation and suddenly that base being destroyed, but then having plot points that hinge on the discovery of the said base as a motivating factor the bad guys convoluted plans.

[@Dovahkiin106]

@@zogwort1522so basically, once AI improves, they’ll just do better work than Hollywood writers, but for free? Sounds good to me.

[@noheffthing]

@@Dovahkiin106?

[@D71219ONE]

@@Dovahkiin106I’d argue that AI can do a better job than many Hollywood writers already.

[@unamless9229]

​@DIO_106 but think of the economy

[@unamless9229]

​@@Dovahkiin106 AI alr is gon replace every single job imaginable. But before that happens, we're gonna kill ourselves by making the planet inhospitable.

[@dreck250]

The amount of pressure at 25000 ft deep in the ocean would literally turn a person into a red mist😂

[@Sneakyrath]

I am still belly laughing from you acting out the lizard monsters being sprayed with gas

[@Sentinel_White]

OoOoOoOOOooo

[@DuckiestBoat959]

The book is actually terrifying and believable. Steve Alten gave his blessing for them to make it stupid, money is money I guess.

[@arcticgalaxies9160]

the books are amazing!!

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Hollywood has a lot of generic scripts floating around then they slap the name of a book on it.

[@Trentcast]

Yeah I read the book as a kid. Sad to see such a great book turned into such a laughable movie

[@anonisnoone6125]

What a stupid decision.

[@LuisSierra42]

@@anonisnoone6125 not stupid if they give you money 🤑🤑

[@Sir0fficerNasty]

Jason swimming at 25,000ft is like when Leah survives space in Star Wars.

[@marzinrocker]

Except that Leia surviving somehow seems more plausible thanks to "the force" but Jason not exploding under the pressure was downright B.S!

[@forgedabauditt9955]

​@@marzinrocker He had the special power of his HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT

[@DeadDingoDan]

The titan only made it to 8750 feet

[@hulmhochberg8129]

Leia surviving IS more plausible. Waaaaaay more plausible, even without the force. Someone already commented about the titan, they weren't even half that depth and they got crushed so fast their body's couldnt even realize it.

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

Cavitation

[@Kyuuwai]

I just wanna add, when the guy blew the octopus, he was at least 10 meters away from the explosion UNDERWATER and he just swims away like nothing happened REMEMBER: Explosive underwater is SO MUCH DEADLIER that explosion in the air, the pressure waves will fold, crush and rip you apart especially if you're too close to the blast radius

[@Keyser___Soze]

Jason Stat-Ham isn’t affected by pressure. Pressure is affected by Jason Statham. Jason Stat-Ham puts pressure onto pressure. Jason Statham crushes pressure and makes pressure collapse and implode

[@ColossalNakk]

Hearing Charlie go more and more insane attempting to just explain this plot is so good

[@Maple_Sally]

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdLALALALALA *Suicide Vest goes off* BOOM!!!!

[@davidkolesnikov8039]

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdyour religion says that the suns rises from mud

[@davidkolesnikov8039]

Sun*

[@r1cklain]

@@davidkolesnikov8039 lol I can alrdy tell the comment, that has been long-deleted, was written by a muslim.

[@abrahamlincoln1600]

First time Charlie has ever gone through all the five stages of grief while explaining a movie plot. Love to see it.

[@symmetricasymmetric9154]

28:56 I actually pictured Jason Statham on a surfboard doing all that stuff

[@bakedmons5071]

26:58 "Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas cus theyre addicted to gas?" I thought this was a movie about sharks loool. Charlie slowly slipping into insanity trying to explain this movie.

[@LunTheOptimist]

“It’s more like a pisstery, because it belongs in the toilet.” Another banger line from Charlie.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name!

[@BlimpLeader]

Skibidi toilet

[@evo2500]

After he dropped that i scrolled down

[@aves675]

I'm refreshing and seeing the likes go up and up were at 98 rn

[@acciprovus3614]

It's always fun to see Charlie talk super passionately about something

[@ellielou8888]

especially when it’s something he hates

[@user-bo3mp8un6c]

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdDo you really think that's an effective way of spreading your religion? Harassing and annoying people online? You are just trying to get your golden ticket into heaven but are instead turning people away. Please re-evaluate what you are doing.

[@Truebro79]

True 🤣

[@abbyvii]

i could listen to charlie explain movie plots for hours 😭 i love how into it he gets and no matter how bad he said the movie is he makes it so interesting to listen to him talk about it

[@davidslaughter8806]

I feel like it must be infinitely more entertaining to hear Charlie describe this movie than to actually watch it myself

[@shellysara3934]

I am a new follower of your account. There is no reason why I, a 58 year old woman, could ever explain how I even found you. I'm so curious that I'll give damn near anything a chance. Charlie, all I can say is I am enjoying the f out of you, your Moist testing fast foods are so funny with your buddy. I am dying that I can totally relate to a 28 year old person. ❤🎉😂

[@HuskyandStarch]

Wholesome comment.

[@ktgame2640]

I have successfully found Charlie's 1 geriatric subscriber

[@JakNasty69]

Charlie needs to see this

[@splatlingsquid4595]

Reading a comment like this is quite nice and wholesome! Keep on having fun c:

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

[@justan9017]

As a biologist, I can confirm that it's not how water pressure works 😂

[@lliamthrumble]

Yes... but as a Jasonologist I can say with confidence that he can swim like an angelic mermaid at depths of up to 50000 meters. Source: trust me.

[@CookTheCrook15]

@@lliamthrumblecan confirm that Jason’s intrapleural pressure is greater than that of the water at 27,000 feet

[@richardgoodwin7816]

Jason is just better

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Not only that but the extreme pressure at that depth makes him look younger and suave.

[@anon1963]

I think physics has more to do with pressure than biology

[@sek5738]

"He didn't run on the water or something" Oh, ok *rewinds and edits the movie in my head*

[@twitchywitchy_lilo9458]

I love these types of videos he does, feels like a friend is ranting to me for a few minutes

[@amirulhakim6899]

I love it when he goes on like this. He's like a little boy who just saw his favourite super hero movie and it sucked balls and he's trying his hardest to explain why it sucked balls to his parents and friends

[@Maple_Sally]

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdBOOM!! VIRGINS!!!

[@cloudwyrms9752]

@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdnuh uh

[@khaas9]

Me getting out of Spy Kids 3

[@abbyvii]

i love charlie so much😭😭😭😭

[@Itcoy]

You could delete all social media and still keep up with the news just by watching Charlie's videos

[@poisonedsoda]

@realyoz we dont care

[@Jhrzgocrazy]

@realyoz wdym "I exposed charlie" like ok wtv we dont care?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

[@echelus]

As somebody who has. I do and it's wonderful

[@Spaced0ut000]

I did it 💀 he’s the only reason I know what’s going on in the world

[@rudeybaker]

I watched Meg 2 and I honestly think it’s a certified cold classic.

[@theprophetofhate7188]

EXCUSE ME!? Backdoor plumbers 3 has the strongest plot of any modern entertainment... you will go from laughter to tears and back again through this BANGER of a movie.

[@jordancockrell5783]

Props to you Charlie! You made the 80% of the movie, that you said was boring, actually fun to imagine! The scenes that played out in my head were far from boring!

[@sexorswag]

That moist magic

[@THE_DOMINAT0R]

The power of good storytelling

[@RealBurntLettuce]

@AlexanderHenry-hz3td I don't care who the IRS sends I am NOT paying taxes!

[@reecechadwick8504]

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdgo away we don't care.

[@fakealizer8280]

@AlexanderHenry-hz3td out

[@theantitroll]

A Charlie video over 10 minutes long is always a treat

[@warriorhockey1232]

So almost all his videos

[@HeatherHolt]

Right would rather watch him rant for a half hour about a Hollywood movie… than watch the actual Hollywood movie

[@coolcat6924]

​@@HeatherHoltso true

[@theantitroll]

@@HeatherHolt Yes I 100% would

[@theantitroll]

@AlexanderHenry-hz3td I’m good, but thanks…I guess

[@rishidharan6294]

I hate how all these movies at some point preach to us about greed and money while making the most obvious cash grab.

[@MaztRPwn]

"This is rare earth metals" Me: "Alright, which one?" Who wrote that in the script and thought that was smart? 😂😂

[@andrebarbosa5374]

I love how half of Charlie's content is just him making a 10-30 minute video about something that made him laugh earlier that day

[@aclosetweeb6901]

This movie made me appreciate Jaws alot more as a cinematic masterpiece. Thank you Steven Spielberg.

[@Mattadork]

jaws is awful, that shark is obviously fake.

[@owozzy6841]

@@Mattadork its an old movie bro

[@captainmycaptain8334]

@@Mattadork ill still take bad practical puppet/animatronics over bad cgi. tbh, idk why

[@ungabunga6961]

@@owozzy6841I think he was being sarcastic. Read the comment in Charlie’s voice and i think it was meant to be a joke lol

[@Dill9540]

@@Mattadorkwonderfully laid trap, I commend you sir

[@B30W]

At 32000 ft underwater your body would immediately implode. This is peak goofy

[@mickmcgoldrick5410]

The delivery of “so that was awesome” had me dying

[@thelivingclank9076]

this was in fact the greatest shark story time of all time , i want more Charlie just either going insane over a movie plot or just telling a movie plot in general , i would have that as my main podcast

[@corycarlson3846]

Guess you haven't heard of Sharknado

[@bigbill10]

@@corycarlson3846 Buddy it looks like you haven't even heard of Six-Headed Shark Attack

[@johndecastro2878]

​@@corycarlson3846à

[@corycarlson3846]

@@bigbill10 lol A 6 headed shark? that compared to a TORNADO MADE OF SHARKS! They wouldn't stand a chance.

[@bigbill10]

@@corycarlson3846 imagine a tornado made of 6 headed sharks, the shark film industry would probably implode

[@MDotK]

Calling it now: there's gonna be a third one with the title being M3G, and it'll be one to truly rival Moonfall.

[@midnightbloomofeorzea7182]

Or Meg 3D, gives me late 2000s shlock vibes

[@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm]

Meg is based off a book series I think theres something like 6-7 books rn

[@damonlongstreet8630]

​@@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm and they're ignoring them to the point they aren't even getting the author involved. Books are actully grounded and try to be realistic.

[@hlgarrett3]

The new Texas Chainsaw is literally a parody of the parody commercial where the girl says let's hide in the barn full of chainsaws.

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

"Rare earth minerals" has the same general, vague feel as "unobtainium."

[@wrought-ironheroEMIYA]

"No one's watching porn for the plot" Never step foot in a hentai community EVER for your own sake

[@thekingofirony]

Or the adult section of Steam

[@oledilep]

This scares me and i will not ask for sauce.

[@fabriciosantiago566]

Yup there is people that write entire bibles about hentai and complain when there are only sex scenes.

[@LuisSierra42]

Emergence enters the chat

[@drd675]

@@thekingofirony Those porn games are crazy kek

[@lobisomemfacanha4817]

5:04 This would have been a really great idea. After all, the reason why we can't have great white sharks in aquariums is because the crowded spaces makes them swim less, and because their heartbeat/breathing is dependent on frequent movement, they die of a heart attack or something due to living in a crowded cage. And as the crew takes note of this because the Meg's heart stopped beating in their in lab indicators, so they send a crew to check on him, and then, the scientists note the heartbeat suddenly going on again, and the Meg wakes up and mauls everyone like Charlie said in true horror movie fashion.

[@BFBwyvern]

@@SussyRobloxLordU sure?

[@robertcusick9931]

Isn't that basically the plot for Jurassic World?

[@Potsgud]

Cool story bro

[@calamity0.o]

It could be triggered by the Meg reaching a certain size in relation to the space. That would be interesting to watch and leave viewers second guessing real life dead fish. That's really what you want out of a slaughter scene. Lasting impression in the back of their minds that makes children shut the closet door and leap to the bed when the light goes off so the monster underneath doesn't grab them.

[@rythma7984]

Too similar to indominus rex

[@Nunnyahbizhen]

Bless your heart for sitting through all of this. After listening to the first part of the story explained I had to nope out, my brain couldn't turn off enough just to listen to Charlie's voice. 😅

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

This movie sounds like a masterclass in oceanic chaos and plot twists that need a lifeguard

[@KittyxKult]

I would be like “wow this corporate greed conspiracy stuff is so unrealistic no way would they insist on continuing the trip after the Meg escapes” but then I remember a couple months ago a ceo insisted on going to the bottom of the ocean in a busted up submersible 😂

[@catgirl2052]

And then he went to hell

[@magsetienne6680]

@@catgirl2052Going to hell is free and ironically enough, he ended up dying because he wanted to cut on cost, amazing

[@nonameno5717]

And now thanks to that's, we can longer question stupid corporate actions in movies cause that is highly possible

[@LogicalError007]

​@@magsetienne6680He took other people with him.

[@dontatmeimmoody2895]

@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdnpc

[@Malvium]

When Charlie said Jason Statham rode the wave created by the Meg without every mentioning a jetski, what i envisioned was him just standing on the water and casually walking over the huge wave.

[@baileyj7968]

Meg 3: Surfing the Meg Wave

[@billie-ve_in_yourself6464]

One day, Charlie is going to break the internet by making up a wacky internet drama situation and deadpan narrative through it. This man could convince me a congress man turned up in a furry costume to a Senate debate and I’d believe it

[@SamadahalRey]

Charlie put more work into trying to figure out a way for the plot to make sense than the entire writing and production crew did.

[@JordanPlayz158]

The most impressive thing is how much Charlie remembers from a movie he watched

[@meestersecure9060]

He doesn't have tiktok rot like you

[@JordanPlayz158]

@@meestersecure9060 lmao, I don't use tiktok at all, no matter the media, the info fades away pretty quickly

[@aj9777]

I mean he gives a general breakdown of the stories structure

[@JordanPlayz158]

@@aj9777 much better than I can do after watching a movie, I'd at least need to write a script but Charlie seemed to do this on the fly

[@aj9777]

@@JordanPlayz158 idk maybe he writes some bullets or something

[@HelloDapp]

im crying laughing listening to Charlie explain how ridiculous this movie is lmao "How could it possibly be out of fuel when it just landed there?! Did it barely make the trip there?!"

[@Spindinglous_Glingle]

"Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas????"

[@XelitexX360]

I laughed throughout your whole explanation, now I definitely want to watch this move. Thanks for the recap Charles!

[@linusolsson5173]

I’ve waited to see this video. Me and my friend always watch bad movies and we were so “hyped” for meg 2 so i added this to my “watch later” until I’ve already seen the movie

[@nathanhansen1846]

When the female scientist asked if Lance was still alive when his helmet was floating in front of her, I nearly died laughing 😂

[@HeatherHolt]

It’s bc she was a female scientist. A male scientist would have known better lol

[@creatorsfreedom6734]

@@HeatherHolt if only she was a Genius African Scientist - per hollywood standard's

[@godwarrior3403]

​@@HeatherHoltSelf own.

[@Bread-nx9fo]

@@creatorsfreedom6734 Nice racism clown.

[@sadtimesalways]

@@HeatherHolt girl setting her own gender back to the stereotypes

[@gozutheDJ]

the funny part is that none of this sounds boring, so if they managed to make this boring that's amazing.

[@theone.whoasked]

I'm late but, the first part of the movie was pretty boring, but the rest of the movie was better

[@KwesiAgyapong-ib1yv]

that exactly what i was about to say, that either charlie is such a good storyteller that hes actaully making this movie sound fun or they actually had a cool concept but somehow fucked themselves up

[@Only2genders.]

It sucked

[@bazinga743]

What he's describing as boring is really only like the first third, rest of the film is entertaining as hell

[@theone.whoasked]

Exactly@@bazinga743

[@A_Templar]

I love the slow decent into madness you can see Charlie embark on.

[@blaircooper1568]

ive been battling depression for a really long time and this video made me laugh histerically. thank you, i really needed this!

[@BMW_329]

I wish he'd do more in depth reviews like this, whether they're on shitty movies or not.

[@gatogordofan6228]

@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdshut up

[@luvmibratt]

Why can't think for yourself?

[@thedarkwolf5637]

@@luvmibratt its not that he cant he just likes to listen to moist ramble

[@user-dx8dy1uo8b]

I never seen Charlie so passionately irritated by a movie, if he says it’s an Herculean task to sit through this mess, I believe him

[@bassamjoseph6812]

dude this was so entertaining charlie, we need more!!

[@KitsuneNarutoKun]

PLEASE summarise movies more often, this is brilliant to listen to

[@ghostic4073]

I never thought there could be a movie even comparable to moonfall

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name!

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@FreedomHero4]

It needed a Lexus product placement to ascend past it

[@djflyx1549]

Movies seem to get dumber and dumber

[@michaelcrawfordo7039]

Black T-Shirt Charlie is one of the most dangerous things to ever grace this planet

[@kalakazam6562]

This feels like watching Charlie trying to explain a fever dream he'd just had.

[@fafflytailslogisonicuite104]

I think this has to be one of the longest movie break downs of lore that charlie has done, and I was happy all the time listening to him trying to explain this nonsensical movie, I can only be forever thankful for your efforts Charlie-senpai, you didn't have to watch the movie but you did it for us, you sacrificed your sanity for our well being.

[@EatSleepGameVids]

I REAALLY want someone to animate Charlie's description of this movie

[@HelloDapp]

LMAO "i forgot to mention he was on a jetski, i dont know what you were picturing without the jetski..." right before he said that and was talking about him riding the wave, i was like wtf, is he gliding on some high tech water boots? lmao

[@kendoruslink7017]

Always love Charlie's movie reviews. Wish he would do more.

[@glennkellstreek4137]

One of the funniest moments was when you talked about meg recognising the trainer . Now I'm hyped I gatta see this movie

[@RickAstley-qd8bn]

I can't believe that Hollywood expected us to accept that the only thing keeping the Megalodon captive was a piece of construction paper. Cardstock is much stronger.

[@officialnucky]

As a Brit I am sorry Jason Statham put you through this

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@SinAster_19]

My name is jacob and im not a vampire im a werewolf

[@cereal690]

Bruh 4 bots

[@terrafair3248]

Jason is trash actor, hes super soft like the rock

[@squag6447]

I could go to bed with this as my bedtime story

[@dominickmasc.3544]

Fast forward 6 months to your review on madame Webb 😂 I just got started on watching your stuff. So far I’m enjoying your content and learning from it. Thanks for your content bro.

[@samthepigman4069]

I saw the commercials and if the sharks are that big in the actual movie, there is no way they could ever realistically get anywhere near a beach without just getting stuck on land and dying.

[@DracoHandsome]

Excuse you, obviously the land is smart enough to get out of the way of the chonkachompamus

[@YouKnowWhoIam3692]

“It’s more like a pisstery, because it belongs in the toilet.” Hollywood needs this man

[@scorpion0498]

he pumps out more zingers than KFC

[@KolbyWells-bq9si]

Have you made a video ranking your top ten favorite stinkers to watch?

[@realbadcorps]

I came back to this because I needed a refresher and I have some interesting knowledge that actually pertains to the plot of the film. There are actually some extremely strict regulations about deep sea mining which would explain the need for a shadow company to do it and keep it hidden. This is because we don't fully know what messing with that ecosystem could do, it's a potentially world ending butterfly effect. Also, mining operations tend to create dust which doesn't settle due to physics stuff and can be pushed around in thick clouds by the ocean currents and take that problematic dust cloud quite far and further create problems for other ecosystems. So there is a legitimate reason that the mining would need to have been hidden, in order to prevent some severe retaliation from regulatory bodies. Even a small scale operation could feasible cause irreparable harm to the ocean because of the aforementioned dust.

[@kalebkihne854]

I convinced my gf into watching moon fall w me. Around 2 minutes in I stated that every time they said moon, I would take a shot, or a healthy sip of wine. Partially remembering Charlie's video, I thought this would be a funny gag, it was not. It was a pretty good time for the first hour or so, chuckling, confusion, as well as using the bottles as a sort of "count" for the sake of things. There was then a 45 minute interval, of what I can only be convinced was a glimpse into the seventh circle of hell: sip after sip, bottles seemingly evaporated out of thin air, there was no time for glasses or measurements. I can only be thankful that my savior (gf) stepped in with me to help drain our last bottle of wine together (fully convinced she saved me from the gates of Valhalla). Overall, 6/10 plot, 9/10 enjoyment, 2/10 script; wacky-ass movie, can't tell if my loss of brain cells made the movie better or worse, however, I can say that I want every (or any) script writer for the sequel thoroughly evaluated, as if I hear "moon" more than 5 times in a one minute sequence again, I will need extensive counseling. Have a nice weekend 👻

[@MrAdamArce]

Basically the same issue with Godzilla or Transformers. Trying to force a human element into what should be a giant monster/robot fight movie. When I see godzilla, I wanna see a giant dragon thing fight other giant beast thing, not some weird love plot/ scientist discovery that turns that giant monster into a side plot or setting location than the actual focus

[@Squ1dK1ng]

megaladon grows legs and walks out

[@mikaela2143]

I saw this at a cinema yesterday and still sat through the whole video :D

[@scarthy]

I unironically enjoyed Moon Fall, and im not even ashamed to admit it. Its 100% the silliest most bizarre thing ever, but the CGI holds up well and the story is just enough to be comprehensible when you're on the verge of passing out like i was while trying to make it through the whole thing.

[@Potsgud]

You might suffer from a disease called shit taste lol

[@victoriancarwash4393]

thats why its the best fun-bad movie

[@themalicous1]

Ive always loved sci fi and i always even for a tint bit make an exception for literally anything sci fi related, moon fall just barely hanged on on that exception.

[@JIGWIGPIG]

I'm interested now ☠️ I skip bad movies but I'm sold now

[@witherslayer6502]

When Charlie puts on the black shirt, you know things are serious.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name!.

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@jensan5539]

QUADRO KILL

[@Skeleton_Dork]

He's actually admitted that he's started wearing other clothes including black shirts and there's no symbolism there so unfortunately it doesn't really mean much anymore

[@Sosasaga]

I always listen to these videos while playing my game.

[@nam6128]

4:54 that's just what happened in the first jurassic world movie. The crazy mega Dino they spliced together slowed its heart rate or lowered its body temp (I don't remember) and then used its cuddlefish DNA to camouflage as to lure somebody into opening the enclosure so it could escape

[@alantheinquirer7658]

At 17:33, I admit I gave a belly laugh. What next? Jason Statham takes a walk to the Titanic, picks up some souvenirs, then floats back to the surface?

[@meggydon]

Charlie just ranting about all my interests (The Meg, One Piece, The Idol and the Weeknd) will never get old for me

[@GenaralToa]

This was a great listen. Hahaha please do this more

[@justanotheryoutuber3532]

They should have had them find a giant squid that ends up actually being the head of Cthulhu and then have the megalodon fight Cthulhu with the help of Godzilla

[@lliamthrumble]

King Kong swing in for the triple kill

[@TealeavesNoStoneUnturned]

I would pay to watch this

[@FadedEyeLord]

It's so kind of charlie to let the mic listen to his voice. Heartwarming ❤

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

His microphone is making sure his voice is clear enough for the shot, how sweet! 😊

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Bots are worse than ever

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

How is Penguinz0 not saying anything about his bot comments?

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name!

[@i_is_ezra]

The cackle I let out when he said the helicopter was out of fuel.

[@thelordhimself20]

Jason was able to survive the immense pressure of the Ocean at 25,000ft due to him being used to the colossal pressure of being Hollywood's greatest star

[@Spicytake21]

The crystals were really the main character of the story. Almost as critical to the plot as hospital helper 2 in the Hunger Games