I Have To Rant About This Movie

[@Jakerton]

Was gonna save this for later but then dropped everything when I saw the black shirt in the thumbnail.

[@GaseousSnake2]

YOOO JAKE! Two of my favorite KZbinrs in the same place! Let’s go!!

[@MickMack47]

yooo jakey boy

[@dinglian4706]

@@p-__shut up, bot

[@modishgen7481]

What’s up jake

[@davidthecommenter]

charlie's shirt is like a moodring you know it's gonna be some shit when he wears black

[@komandoando]

being so disgusted you’re compelled to take notes is hilarious

[@victoriabrooke26]

The power of Christ compels him

[@moistmellow1198]

I honestly am surprised he didn’t enjoy it since he enjoys fun bad movies…I haven’t seen it myself but this video makes it sound hysterically bad

[@buteocks4020]

Rumplestilskin

[@buteocks4020]

​@Victoria Brooke chris from mr beast, also i dont expect charlie to wanna make a video abt it self but maybe abt how hes like disapointed in sunny or sum

[@pissapocalypse]

_gets notebook and angrily scribbles_

[@christophercarrasco154]

I remember watching a Mexican movie where a Priest had holy brass knuckles and he was literally punching the demon out of a little girl tied to a chair. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in an exorcist film. EDIT: NO IT'S NOT CONSTANTINE. It was all Spanish.

[@zagaypriest1482]

Name of the movie?😅

[@Jinukov]

Name of the movie?😅

[@adiaphoros6842]

Is it "Menendez: The Day of the Lord”?

[@brycemartin9600]

Name of the movie?😅

[@CuriousNeon]

Name of the movie?😅

[@jg3806]

Charlie was so scared that he had to make a video tricking himself into believing he wasn’t scared

[@mogus1258]

imagine if satan really did possess someone but his appearance was so underwhelming that nobody cared

[@dudeskidude8376]

@@EF-fc4du George Soros and the Rothschilds!

[@420proof]

eerily possible sounding lol..

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

It would drive Satan insane due to him being the origin of the Sin of Pride.

[@JHotchkiss-im7yk]

No Nancy isn’t charming or charismatic enough to be the devil. The devil was the most beautiful angle.

[@bubbaj6508]

@@Lulu-ex7fc True that’d be crazy. I listened to an exorcist who makes the demons say prayers and embarrass them as much as possible with the power God. Pretty much just mentally beats them up it’s wild.

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Jokes aside, Charlie’s idea of a John Wick style exorcist sounds dope as Hell

[@luisgarcia-ru3sq]

​@@JaTirk exactly lol

[@biboii1447]

The power of my Gloc compels you 😅

[@ApolloAlto]

That's right up the alley of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

[@the_agate_gate3782]

@@JaTirk Yeah. Literally Constantine.

[@dangerousfables]

I hear there’s a Constantine sequel coming up.

[@MoonWielder]

_The Pope’s Exorcist_ is what happens when the director hands out the script and on every page written in green crayon are the words “wing it”

[@antfureal]

@@Calvinthebird. dude 💀

[@narusuke413]

​@@Calvinthebird. THEY'RE LEARNING OTHER LANGUAGES NOW?!

[@nick27270]

LOL!

[@TraditionalArtist1]

Cringe comment

[@yleyatarn]

This comment section is wonderful.

[@dodomka7837]

to be honest, the gabrielle-demon relationship sounds like something straight out of a fanfic

[@nezukochan471]

exactly

[@normanmai7865]

​@@prosopagnosian unrelated, but your comment is from 6 days ago and has 5 likes, averaging to about 1 like per day, which goes to show about the rewatchability of Charlie's videos whiles scrolling comments, or this video in particular at least.

[@BE-fw1lr]

Sounds kinda hot, ngl.

[@doublleg7833]

Yesterday, while watching the Popes exorcist, I fell asleep in the theatre and they didn't even check to see if anyone was left in the auditoriums. Woke up at 12:15am, left the movie theatre which was in a mall. At this time the diamond-shaped security gates were over the windows. Everything almost shut down. Luckily the doors open outwards from the inside and re-lock. I hope I don't get in trouble, or mislabeled as some thief or homeless overnighter. There was only a custodian who I saw look in my direction, but I just kept going towards the door. Kinda mad no one checked or woke me up, the theatre was full. Needless to say the movie was kinda BORING.

[@user-gv5em4md2o]

Back rooms lore

[@gozutheDJ]

LMAOO

[@doublleg7833]

@@user-gv5em4md2o You actually hit the nail on the head. It was quiet, and empty. I can hear the white noise from the various buildings/mini stores connected to it. It was a big movie theater and a big mall too, so I was just walking endlessly for a while. The mall was empty too, other than the custodian I saw. When I did see another person, it snapped me out of the backrooms thought and brang me back to reality. Wandering that place made me feel like the "Main Character"

[@user-gv5em4md2o]

@@doublleg7833 that’s crazy I bet you were spooked

[@doublleg7833]

@@user-gv5em4md2o it's wierd, for the first time I actually had a gut-instinct feeling... to explore more of the mall as soon as I left the theatre portion of the mall. But the moment that thought came I got the "yea that's not a good idea, go home" feeling. Maybe it was my last sign to get out before I actually end up in the backrooms.

[@jamesreagan8175]

Charlie calling the Pope the “Max Level Bishop” is hilariously accurate

[@TWMAD]

he fights the dalai lama & saves the children from the dalai's long serpent shaped tongue

[@PkPk-pg9bx]

lvl 99 pope vs lvl 50 bishop

[@sanghoonlee5171]

One of the Pope's official titles is "Bishop of Rome." He is the bishop in charge of the top city in the Catholic church, so Charlie's description is totally accurate. 🙂

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

That's because he maxxed out Spirit and Devotion stats

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

@@PkPk-pg9bx That's how Vatican works

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Hearing Charlie refer to the Pope as “super high tier, max level bishop” is both hilarious and accurate

[@IsaiahINRI]

Orthodox are coping and seething right now

[@thejuiceking2219]

lv 1 choirboy -> lv 100 pope that's how Catholicism works

[@kakochi1002]

Charlie slowly healing from voice crack is already the greatest thing

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@UnitedGaming_12]

Don't traslate😠 什里公羊 基卡萨姆 订阅卡罗 ,,,

[@nope5994]

@@p-__ ill be the judge of that

[@cedriclee1432]

bass charlie is based. wub wub

[@masongroff8068]

Time stamp?

[@loushia16]

"The John Wick of exorcists" is literally John Constantine who was also played by Keanu Reeves.

[@robjbob]

i like to think that they're cousins and it's all in the same universe

[@lucasreis4606]

@@robjbob they're asian and the surname is john so we have john wick and john constantine

[@robjbob]

@@lucasreis4606 and in speed he plays jack which is a common nickname for people named john, so realistically we could say they’re all related

[@mike188129]

@@lucasreis4606 Asian? Maybe like 1/4 at most.

[@centerfield6339]

​@@robjbob The John Cinematic Universe? Tell me Neo's name was John too.

[@San-hu3nr]

Charlie is the type of person to roast you to oblivion in the most calm way possible.

[@gaminganimators7000]

To be fair, the demon name being their weakness is lore-accurate

[@southparkfirefly]

Yeah because control over the name is control over the demon it's the same with Fairies.

[@servinginhellaimingforheav2446]

Yeah pretty much, the same as Warewolves with silver bullets and Vampires with sunlight

[@catcadev]

I think the coolest one of these I saw was in a novel called Grey Knights. Randomly, a person starts convulsing and starts speaking in demon scrawl before being shot into space. Then later, it turned out that was the name, and they had to get to a specific spot at a specific time with a specific sword to utter the name and beat the demon which was super cool.

[@blulikefriendlyhit1213]

So demons are like redditors, when you say their real name, they get real quiet

[@secondchance6603]

If you know its Name, Rank and Number you have control of it and fun fact, that's the system the military uses, name, rank and serial number.

[@aJazzcat]

Calling a film "empty calories" is going to be my new favorite thing 😂

[@tommy_noble]

That's fuckin genius lmao

[@samiam2003]

lmao

[@katet9533]

I thought the same thing. I’m going to use that for a lot of things now 😆

[@calebdonaldson7044]

@@tommy_noblehow?

[@Oumegi]

The Ao no Exorcist manga made the "demon's name" cliche work in an interesting way - the exorcists basically have a database of known demonic names, but you never know whom you are facing, given that he posseses a body and/or can shapeshift. So the whole shtick is to survive in combat long enough, while reciting one name after another, until you hit a jackpot. Or die.

[@Hyperversum3]

A "True name" on demons is just a trope, its being good or bad entirely depends on how you execute it and how much we understand of the world the story is set in. In this film you don't get the potential threat of the demon to larger humanity, you don't get what a priest can and cannot do, you don't get anything to actually buy into the "magic system" they are using.

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

Blue exorcist is so good! Did they ever come out with later seasons? It's been a few years

[@fsgrgrrgrerh5085]

@@ZiggyWhiskerz the anime diverted very widely from the manga, so I recommend you read it for the continuation of the story, it’s still ongoing.

[@filthyfrankTV]

The anime for ao no exorcist was SHAITE and it started SOOOO good Really got my hopes up And that one fieiry hair big lips girl was so hot

[@shawnboahene5231]

That’s so stupid

[@LorBell]

it's called a General Confession and is used specifically at a death-bed service when there IS little time to recite your life's deeds.

[@FreeJunction]

Charlie is that type of guy to say that he’s mad and only tell us why 15 minutes later

[@frezywizard]

Copy and paste comment you NPC as fuck

[@leandrosalexsandrovich179]

Bro needed to cool off and punch sand fr

[@Thanoswasright_]

not even tell you, hell make a vid about it

[@ColorzOFWGKTA]

@@nicole26nd33nd what

[@nobrakes425]

@@nicole26nd33nd what you said makes no sense.

[@knoblauchbrotbiszumtod1278]

Gabriele Amorth is a real dude, and he actually does the raspberry thing at the start of every exorcism, it's like his way to flip the devil off.

[@garritgreen]

Dude was actually a complete badass. Someone once asked him if he was afraid of Satan and his response was, “No. Satan is afraid of me.” Butchered his namesake with this movie

[@ItsYouAreNotYour]

@@garritgreen He's also not afraid, because it's not real. Much like the haunted house every halloween. But this year it's going to be real, I tell yeah!

[@rjflores3800]

@@ItsYouAreNotYour if your gay just be gay, stop beating around the bush with all these closeted remarks.

[@redact7577]

@@rjflores3800 what? 😂

[@danielwilliams7562]

I was thinking of the JonTron video when he gave that description

[@humamfa]

Retelling bad movies has been my favorite content from Charlie lately.

[@eastcoastpaper3862]

Animated shorts or the dialog is needed in my life

[@johnmakeray3890]

isnt he spreading hate for profit, tho? jus be honest

[@EnKGnK]

@@johnmakeray3890 😭💀

[@eastcoastpaper3862]

@John Makeray hes spreading hate on a review of a film thats demonic???? lol... this aint mathing for me

[@ThaHulkster]

If you like that, look up Nick Mullen and thank me later

[@yove2934]

If you've seen one exorcist-style movie, you've basically seen 'em all..

[@THELONESAMURAI.X]

Try the nun

[@slackolantern]

For real, demon horror films almost always end up hanging their horror ambitions on the idea that the devil is real is scarier than anything they can put in the movie. The only thing I've ever liked with demons in it is the first Paranormal Activity, and that's really only because of how they did the subtlety of the horror.

[@FoxenPiano]

I dunno Constantine was somewhat unique and pretty cool.

[@shadowsenpai2395]

​@@FoxenPiano that's cause Constantine wasn't a horror film

[@user-it2kq4ty9q]

@@slackolantern after watching lucifer the devil isnt scary anymore

[@Lauren007E]

As a Catholic yes you can be forgiven for multiple sins without mentioning them individually in confession. Usually in the case that you missed a lot of confessionals or haven't been in a very long time. The priest usually just tells you to focus on the big ones and when doing your penance for the major ones you're also doing them for the lesser things.

[@thatoneguy3408]

So basically, the court of bishops say it's unnecessary to have an exorcist since their aren't many actual exorcisms, and then at the end say "there are 200 more, we need your help"

[@HachuneMiku01]

We're basically speedrunning a movie by watching this

[@etherealmako]

OMG MIKU I LOVE U!!!!

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

_Ok this part seems like he's goin on a tangent, if I can skip forward a bit I might shave off some 30 seconds off my run_

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

​@@AJDaniels5298 This is really only worth bad movies. You should probably watch good movies.

[@AJDaniels5298]

@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Explain to me what a "good movie" is, in your oh so high opinion?

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

@@AJDaniels5298 Scream, Child's Play, The Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Day of the Dead 1985, Night of the Living Dead 1968, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nope, Bodies Bodies Bodies, The Blair Witch Project, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, I know What You Did Last Summer, Return of the Living Dead, Train to Busan, 28 Days Later, Cronos, Mimic, Brain Dead, Bubba Ho-Tep, and some many many many more. Some of these movies are trashy and fun while others are more serious and have higher production value. A lot of these movies were made by a bunch of random people with cameras. It's not a high bar!

[@Fiddle0131]

Fun fact: Gabriella Amorthe would actually start his exorcisms by thumbing his nose at the devil.

[@lucamckenn5932]

Are you kidding me?! I may be the prince of darkness but you hit me with one of these -thumbs nose wiggles fingers and I'm out.

[@HelpW4nted]

@@lucamckenn5932 "I may be the king of darkness... but I'm not an idiot!"

[@wadenicholas4873]

😂 glad to see some fellow Jontron fans.

[@HunterEQGtribute]

Sounds like him. Also you spelt his first name wrong.

[@doomsday24]

“….AARE YOU KIDDIN ME??? You think I wanna stick around after something like that goes down? Listen, I may be the king of darkness but I’m not an idiot” -Josephi Krakowski

[@edd_icoda1]

As a person who has been watching only horror movies for 14 years, the second I saw the trailer I knew it was gonna be horrible. Even when I had the opportunity to watch it, I refused to since I knew it was gonna be atrocious.

[@simona_merkinin]

What in your opinion is a good horror movie? Name me some examples please and you better not disappoint me, since you are such a credible movie critic and stuff.

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Literally wasn't even bad. The original Friday the 13th is worse.

[@liamSalo-nz2tq]

its not boring only little kids like you think that and u only agree because what charlie thinks

[@liamSalo-nz2tq]

Plus it was not made to be horror it was a genre for religion

[@jexxer]

You know, if those priests really knew anything about Asmodeus they'd have just taken the family to a seafood restaurant or held a fish fry. Asmodeus _hates_ the smell of fish organs cooking. He'll clear out faster than you can get the cork off your bottle of holy water. It's right there in the Book of Tobit, baby. You don't have to go to seminary school to find it.

[@smolbean2263]

Considering they are using demons from Ars Goetia, they can just use every name in that because they are strong

[@bestpriest2224]

What if the priest also disliked seafood smell?

[@GizzyDillespee]

Well, you can't believe everything you read, or see online.

[@GizzyDillespee]

I mean, you COULD, but you probably shouldn't...

[@GizzyDillespee]

Because clearly, you're supposed to say his name.

[@Dookieman1975]

What would’ve made it fun is if he’s just really good at exorcism and constantly outsmarts demons, but then he meets one that give him a hard time. Like he just trolls him not even taking him seriously and constantly outsmarting him. Like a comedy of an exorcist struggling with a demon who’s not taking anything seriously, enjoying his frustration. That would’ve made an entertaining movie

[@tricksterjoy9740]

Like not even doing anything dangerous or anything. It’s an ancient demon bored of causing violence and causing pain and fear. He just wants to make people cry from frustration now

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

The fact that not one guy in the boardroom proposed this is criminal

[@Mpdarkguy]

That's like some anime plotline

[@greengoblin876]

@Crow ok Abdullah

[@Cypher_Offline]

Chris McKay, you need to hire this man

[@blabivix]

I watched this movie with my fiancé and her friends, and afterwards all I had to say was “that felt less like a horror movie, and more like another movie about Russell Crowe just being a badass”

[@NaomiDollxoxo]

That’s bc it’s not meant to be a “horror film” but a more true to cases & the 1990 book An Exorcist Tells His Story and the 1992 book An Exorcist: More Stories by Father Gabriele Amorth. 🤷‍♀️

[@BB-ed4om]

@@NaomiDollxoxo that’s what I read about it. Didn’t think it was supposed to be horror.

[@fkpkz]

@@NaomiDollxoxo pretty gay

[@CharlieisGay69]

Who asked

[@davidlazerz8564]

@@NaomiDollxoxo Here, ill save you some studying time: 90.9% of cases are mentally ill patients, 9% are scams for popularity/attention/money, and the other 0.01% are mentally ill exorcists. Now you understand "demonology".

[@AlwaysConfused.]

Me and my dad planned to watch this because we both love paranormal movies. When I tell you I cannot believe the bullet of embarrassment I dodged by not going to watch it. I get embarrassed when there’s a make out scene, I would have DIED if I had to witness 14:16 with my dad right next to me. Heaven forbid when we go home and my poor innocent mom would ask us “how was it”.

[@centerfield6339]

Yeah even solo it's just embarrassing to watch something written that poorly they have to resort to such crudeness.

[@sholem_bond]

If you're curious you could still give it a try, a lot of people did enjoy it. You should almost never let someone else's review or opinions convince you not to watch a thing if you want to see it (unless the review mentions something you always avoid or that triggers you, like SA or the dog getting killed off or something).

[@Thalidomide5150]

That demon was down bad

[@WanderingMouseion]

The dichotomy between the critic/audience score of The Pope's Exorcist with that of the new Super Mario Bros. movie is absolutely wild

[@Laughisty]

*I MADE AN EPIC VID ABOUT PENGUINZ0 STALKING A KID* 😂

[@JR1cktheSk3tchy]

​@@p-__Wierdo

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@iller3]

maybe most of the reviews were all women?

[@That_Isabelle]

@@iller3 mf what💀

[@Loftyplain]

Charlie’s voice deepens with every dumb thing he’s read or watched and things he smiles at his voice gets better

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@dopesickdog]

@NO1LCM evidence?

[@Chesterfield.Esquire98]

@NO1LCM I’m sorry but you have too memeing or been so far indoctrinated it’s too late 😂😂😂

[@dannydevitofan6101]

Ye

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yeah

[@exeortegarubio]

The pig part you explained sounds a lot like an Anthony Hopkins movie in which he plays an exorcist as well. He is supposed to exorcise a demon in a family's house, but he plays a little of theatrics/reverse psychology to make a kid admit he was pranking his family.

[@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.]

Are you talking about The Rite?

[@exeortegarubio]

@@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE. Yes, I couldn't remember the film's name

[@pcarebear1]

There was a movie documentary about Fr. Amorth, called "the Devil and Fr. Amorth". THAT doc was pretty scary, there were people that would come to the Vatican for exo 100s of times. As a Catholic, it blew my mind to see how an old priest was doing exos everyday for years. Many already had mental treatment and were hospitalized, so this was a supplemental last resort for them.

[@TraditionalArtist1]

Who cares about anything ur guy's talking about

[@Bizzar735]

@@TraditionalArtist1 who cares about you?

[@HizuiSneazel]

I had to pause because of how you pronounced "Asmodeus." Aside from that, banger video as always.

[@CrustyFox87]

Now I assume it’s "az-MO-dee-us" and not pronounced like Amadeus like Charlie said it

[@jordanferguson2254]

I was also like, no it can't be, have I been saying it wrong this entire time?? Lmao

[@jahsunnewman-makekau3133]

I strongly believe that Charlie’s vocal rendition of the movie is several times scarier than the actual movie

[@SaintShion]

I genuinely think whomever made the movie thought, "I've seen the conjuring series, I can do that." Than wanted to add humor Halfway through writing it. *Jesus I was so zoinked on benadryl w 2 hrs of sleep when I wrote this. I HAD to fix the grammar

[@tristanharvu665]

The fury and energy of the thumbnail is truly terrifying

[@exp-channel0]

fr

[@The_real_batman7]

fr

[@litterbox019]

he looks like he just wants to tell you how he's feeling

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

I love when the Pope said, "Damn they should call the Exorcist for shit". Truly a horror movie of all time

[@Jump-Man]

Yea no 🙅

[@Sych_Hyich]

Yeah, and then he started exorcising all over the place

[@Reflextive7034]

@@Sych_Hyich this meme will never get old

[@brazil3207]

eww goofy word 😢 If the creation of anything thru molecule to man evolution were true, nothing should evolve because organisms have ORGANS. and evolution could never get even 1 of them to function right, LET ALONE 4 OR 5!! AND THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!! The sequence of DNA can be identical but produce different results based on the presence or absence of epigenetic markers. So if humans and chimps share a common ancestor and these chemical tags are heritable, they should have similar epigenetic markers, right? They should (if evolution were true), but they don’t. the bbt (bigbang theory) is a manmade construct. How insane the chances must be for mill's of plants and animals to magically mutate over ludicrous spans of time. We should find missing links. However we dont, we only find Fully Formed animals. If animals could evolve into totally new animals, there should be a chance we find missing links. ONLY THE SIMPLEST LIFE FORMS SHOULD BE ABLE TO EVOLVE INTO EXISTENCE. GENETIC ENTROPY WILL UNDO WHATEVER BENEFITS THE ORGANISM MUTATED, FASTER THAN THE ORGANISM WILL MUTATE BENEFICAL TRAITS. EVEN THEN, THE CHANCES OF ANY ORGANISM MUTATING A BENEFICIAL TRAIT ARE NEXT TO NONE. HOW MUCH MORE CRAZY IS EVOLUTION, WHEN APPLIED TO MILLIONS OF PLANTS N ANIMALS?? FOR THEY ARE WITHOUT EXCUSE.... DEBUNKING BIGBANG: if the bigbang was real the 2nd planet's orbit would be normal and sat turns ring particles should've moved too fast for ANY gravity to pull them towards the planet. And thats not even taking into account the bigbangs hot temprature which shoulda vaporized anything. also there is too little antimatter in universe. if bigbang was real 99.999999999999999999999% of our universe should Not exist because antimatter destroys matter when it make contact with matter. the bang wouldve made much of it touch matter. so we see far less stars n stuff bc the so called bigbang wouldve destroyed nearly all of it. . READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY!! ----> this should prove that Jesus is Real: JESUS CHRIST will Not make you take any mark, and He will punish the tyrannical ANTI Christ. The ANTI Christ will get a terrible wound, but cure himself to reinforce his deception to decieve the non-Christians and the lukewarm Christians. (look up lukewarm Christians on Christian websites and/or the Bible.) the AC will be world famous and very popular. he will make people take a mark on r hand or forhead. there will be a severe punishment for not taking it. The ANTI-Christ is a control freak, the opposite of Jesus Christ. However, this AC will act all nice and cool for 3 years and 6 months, and then he will make a tyrannical dystopia. for another 3 years 6 months. Jesus uses His power for GOOD, NOT EVIL. This is BIBLE PROPHECY. Dont trust the false god, his goal is to get people into the lake of fire. he will go there too, despite all the FALSE MIRACLES HE WILL DO! Repent of your sins to Jesus Christ before its too late, you could die today!

[@Sych_Hyich]

@@Reflextive7034 sure thing, pal

[@jonalee5262]

I could already tell how bad it was going to be from the trailer ad. I couldn’t not laugh every time the kid said “bring me the priest!”

[@simona_merkinin]

What's funny about that?

[@liamSalo-nz2tq]

The demon was in the boy

[@MGSenate]

It’s always great watching Charlie ranting about fun-bad movies. As he explains it, it’s fun imagining how the scene looks when he describes what it was like.

[@Aushton1]

It's just as goofy as he describes it, the movie had me in stitches

[@JohnZiTAB]

I can’t believe one of Charlie’s longest videos was a movie rant.

[@clappincheeks5584]

Late night videos from this man are always going to be bangers because you know he’s letting loose some thoughts that he can’t sleep on

[@bluevanga30]

Plus the black shirt

[@clappincheeks5584]

@@bluevanga30 yea. It really sets the tone for this topic doesn’t it?

[@CharlieisGay69]

🥩🚲

[@MattyBudzzz]

I've found the only time I watch now is on Lunch Break lol. Like every single lunch break it always seems like there's something new to watch.

[@sharkinfestedwaters97]

I read you saying "bangers" right as charlie said "banger" at about 20 seconds. timing

[@Wyaldisthebestapostle]

Can we just appreciate how amazing 1973 exorcist was to the point not even a single film afterwards even came close in that genre? Almost 50 years later and not a single film ever came close to being as interesting or as good as the original.

[@XxMomentSpeedxXShinkou]

The 1973 exorcist was dogshit. This movie was way better.

[@TheJonkler1]

The Pope's exorcist is not trying to be the new Exorcist.I kind of agree with the guy who commented below too.But as a horror movie Exorcist is better but as a normal movie comparison the Pope's exorcist just shits on it just bc of Russell

[@hal5919]

The original was sooo bad 😂

[@shelby5809]

one cute tiger

[@DavidZ7785]

Literally uses the same font in the title but ok ​@@TheJonkler1

[@Iluvpie6]

Can’t believe they’re going to make 199 sequels. Truly the movie of all time.

[@LuisSierra42]

When the pope said "It's popin' time" i laughed and cried at the same time

[@Stratton1177]

The “John Wick of Exorcists” movie you’re looking for is actually “Constantine”…which also happens to feature John Wick himself lmao I’m sure you’ve seen it, though

[@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.]

That movie is so boring though

[@Kango234]

I had this exact same thought.

[@Metallic_Ashes]

^^ I've seen Constantine and I want to watch it again. It is so fun

[@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.]

@Moe Laster YES

[@sexylazercatwizard]

​@christ_inme_777 Constantine is not boring, live action is cool, the DC animated ones are sick af.

[@joshtruman377]

Walked away from my phone for most of this video, came back and started listening again at 14:18 . 10/10 favorite Charlie quote.

[@theslaya1576]

👋🫲🍑🔊💀

[@oak3ns]

"A Saul Goodman but in religious court" *Soul Godman*

[@thebreeze007]

bob larson the exorsist also had a rant about this movie. he said he knew the guy it is based on and said that its totally bogus, he doesnt swear and cuss and drink. nor would any of these crazy situations happen in an exorcism. like the pig thing, people flying around the room. etc. and some of the quotes are totally stupid he said. i actually heard about bob larson from this channel now that I think of it, charlie probably forgot! the main character has since passed away explaining why they could make such a bogus movie without him being able to stand up for himself

[@joshjohnson6891]

Charlie: starts making fun of a demon movie Dog: starts barking 😂 Excellent timing

[@ryanwoon3534]

@J4ke. shit. Why?

[@blanchbacker]

@J4ke. buy some google ads instead of commenting this and I’ll tell you

[@swigglyforce5215]

@j4kefrhorrible

[@seb99342]

​@J4ke. 0/10

[@FuTxDannY]

​@J4ke. Never heard it but it sucks

[@Bishop985]

4:54 "But he really did just execute that pig right infront of that guy."

[@Andy_with_a_Y]

In case anyone was wondering, Gabriele Amorth is an actual "exorcist" and he was featured/interviewed in The Devil and Father Amorth by William Friedken (the director of The Exorcist). It's supposed to be a documentary but it's not very believable.

[@_jepp5679]

Without having any knowledge about the movie, I somehow imagined the main character to be Nicholas cage.

[@redactedredacted5979]

Not gonna lie Charlie made this sound so good in the worst way like now i want to see this movie

[@moistmellow1198]

That’s what I’m sayingggg like I haven’t seen it but this movie sounds right up his alley for fun bad movies. I feel like he just hates the cliches, but it sounds hysterical at various moments

[@sparkyspinz9897]

​@Moist Mellow well his point is that on paper, the movie is fun, in actuality its boring. But I also wanna see it. I felt a little bit attacked when he said no one looked at the trailer and said "that looks good". I sure did. The guy the movie is based is quite a character, supposedly performing somewhere around 100k exorcisms in his life. Plus Russel Crowe. I love him

[@moistmellow1198]

@@sparkyspinz9897 yeah I made that comment prior to the videos’ ending where he summarized it as such.. but those boring parts must’ve been long and rough cause everything he summated was pretty damn funny

[@sparkyspinz9897]

@@moistmellow1198 a good storyteller can make a mundane situation sound hilarious

[@thegrunch6448]

His explanation of the movie is so much more entertaining than the actual movie itself

[@babyblue_22]

Glad to see Charlie is recovering from the terrifyingly intense kitty-jumpscare that his cat pwned him with last time 🤧

[@spimuru5040]

I hate to be the one to ask this, but what does the sneezing emoji mean in this circumstance?

[@babyblue_22]

@@spimuru5040 Ya know....I really don't even know.🤷‍♀️ I accidentally tapped that emoji when I was done writing, and just thought it looked super cute and like it fit with the comment...somehow? So I just kinda...left it there

[@bigjuice2623]

​@@spimuru5040Hes happy that cr1tikal is recovering from his kitty jumpscare and it made him tear up a little so now he has to blow his nose cus his nose started running cus thats whats usually happens when u tear up

[@hateful_commenter]

@@babyblue_22 "pwned"? Manne what is this 2009?

[@babyblue_22]

@@hateful_commenter Hell yeah it is, and I friggin' love it. Great memories

[@Only_Ameen04]

I like how Mario movie's critic score being called as too harsh While this one being total opposite and has audience score that's too kind

[@anotherrabbithole]

RT is invaded by bots like most review sites with an "audience rating" I can almost guarantee you studios are paying for higher ratings cause they know critics scores mean nothing these days its all about the audience scores which everybody can effect especially if you have enough money to buy bots.

[@aidanlastname0187]

The Mario movie critics score wasn’t too harsh. The movie was super mid.

[@EL1TEHD1]

​@@aidanlastname0187 explain yourself

[@skandosh9025]

People are idiots. They always start crying when critics dont review their fav IP movies favourably. Imagine Gordon Ramsey reviews a McDonald's burger and calls it mid. People: " well its mcdonalds, what did you expect?"

[@BB-ed4om]

@@skandosh9025 most of peoples favorite IPs get reviewed as if they were the next citizen Kane. Most Disney movies, marvel movies, and Star Wars movies can count on a critic score of at least 90+%. However if the film doesn’t have blatant or underlying feminist narratives, they’ll do their best to detract people from seeing it. Chris Pratt can instantly bring the crictical score down by quite a bit.

[@cheetoduster252]

I need an exorcist doomslayer movie. Double barrel in one hand, sick ass crucifix hammer in the other.

[@audreybirkholz3432]

just watch supernatural

[@hackergaming6372]

We need a guy just going fucking physco mode on demons. That would be great.

[@Mo-ti6sw]

Constantine, think there's rumors of a second one with Keanu in the making.

[@Quesoquantum]

I did it and it took forever. It's the 8th Night. Haven't watched it, but blurb makes it sound similar

[@THELONESAMURAI.X]

​@@hackergaming6372 there is he's called doomslayer

[@moist_cabbage8472]

Constantine is the John Wick of exorcist movies, literally.

[@nihili4196]

To be fair, learning Demon's name is lore accurate. It is trying to stay somewhat accurate to how it works for exorcists. Kinda.

[@jpgale2648]

Wasn't exactly sure what you meant by the confession scene Charlie since I haven't seen the movie but if I'm not mistaken it sounds like a normal instance of confession. You do not have to list all your sins in confession just the larger ones you remember and the priest may state something like "for these along with any and all sins that they (you) have not listed you are forgiven."

[@40watt53]

This feels like your friend describing some like franchise they're really invested in while you've never heard of it before.

[@virtualalias]

I just finished this and was "compelled" to come find reviews - It was like an exorcist movie with 80's buddy cop action beats and dialogue. "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!" "No." I didn't hate it, I guess, but I usually don't laugh during good horror films and this one got me a couple times. At the end, it's like a setup for shlock: "You must find the other places where God is not welcome." -> Crowe puts on a pair of sunglasses. "Let'sa go to hell." *insert 80's hairband banger* - Constantine did it better.

[@equious8413]

"John Wick of exorcists", proceeds to perfectly to describe Constantine.

[@jessestewart3835]

If Charlie was a back up actor in this it would be a hit. Producers learned nothing from Hunger Games.

[@cherrisquad_creator]

0:58 Dogs in background: Looks like that's enough trauma for today

[@DoaK_PT]

the scariest part in this movie was when the mother told her daughter that she couldnt wear short shorts in Spain.

[@BeardedDragonMan1997]

You know its going to be a good video when charlie posts a 26 minute rant 😂

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@Pohkey]

Stfu you haven’t seen it

[@stephencoppedge8001]

Instant classic

[@melonsloceswain8630]

Completely true

[@wisndnabsjam753]

He should make a video about secs robots

[@Gibbypastrami]

11:56 I agree with that sentiment, that in horror movies demons and ghosts big move is moving household objects, but the scene you described, it was him just knocking a cross off the wall? I assume that was a show of power because he effected a holy image, not just a random object Also irl that’s the scariest thing a ghost can do in canon as far as I’ve seen so like, that would be the scariest thing in a ghost movie trying to be somewhat realistic

[@carrionette6682]

That’s exactly what it is, demons are repelled by holy objects. The movies still kinda bad for assuming the audience knows demon lore though, they should’ve explained that better.

[@moon16879]

​@Carrionette i mean yes and no, we almost always see in whatever media it is that if you are combating demons you need something holy so its not that wrong of an assumption to think people will understand the significance but to be honest, from what charlie said the movie is already so underwhelming that i suppose you dont even think of these details at the time

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@carrionette6682 bruh explainging that trope in the movie would be like insulting your audience and comparing them to toddlers. Literally everyone knows demons hate holy objects. Its still a overused trope tho, which is why they say when you see one exorcism movie you've seen them all

[@carrionette6682]

@@EveTheRaviolo the thing is its not just a movie trope. This is actually how demons are said to work in demon mythology. I applaud movies doing something creative but I’m also not gonna shit on a movie for going by the actual demon mythos. And audience already knowing it or not a movie should make sure it explains the way its world works, that’s just basic worldbuilding. Its why we get so many origin movies for superheros we already know, there has to be a basis. If anything its just to set the rule for the movies world. Not exactly needed in the case of superhero origins but I feel like demons are flexible enough a concept to warrant it just to make sure everyones on the right page honestly.

[@mangan8r]

20:23 Great Hank Hill performance XD

[@Pinkyyybrainn]

Film goers: rates a mediocre movie too high Charlie: and I took that personally

[@billielachatte4841]

I think people just wanna be contrarian against movie critics nowadays.

[@kaid0.]

movie was alright I wouldnt call it the worst movie I've seen

[@AD25076]

12:30 to 12:34 and 20:23 to 20:26 are top quality meme material and ironically it just makes me want to watch Pope's Exorcist more

[@TomaSaiyan]

Definitely 20:23

[@TWMAD]

how the hell does charlie find the time to watch anything? he's constantly streaming.

[@munchydoodles4538]

Don’t you remember? He’s Jesus.

[@scrapzarchive]

He transcends reality itself.

[@SSlash]

better yet, WHO is taking him or what is compelling him to go outta his way to see these shit movies 😂

[@TWMAD]

@@scrapzarchive now, that's just goofy...actually, that's wacky....nevermind, that's silly.

[@billbill6094]

If the latest Josh and Archie video taught me anything, it's that priests can and will in fact speed up confessions like that to forgive any and all sins transactionally. Movie was highly accurate there.

[@Thebigbubba]

Fun fact: Keanu Reeves has played as the John wick version of a person who fights demons and angry spirits: John Constantine

[@Ar1AnX1x]

Priest: get out of here you demon Demon: you're more of a demon than me you f**king degenerates Priest: *WHY YOU LITTLE* actual masterpiece

[@NickyNikoo]

It's 11 pm for the both of us, and this man fr making this and not waiting for the morning to reflect 😭

[@ProphetC2]

The "high bishop that sent Gabrielle" was supposed to be the pope. It's in the movie's title.

[@mustafabaray]

at some point i forgot he was talking about a movie and just thought charlie was describing a fever dream he had.

[@willl676]

Haven't watched the film but from what one of my friends who watched it said it was apparently pretty fun. Russel Crowe actually does a decent job of speaking italian in the film too apparently so props to him.

[@FigmentForever]

It has interesting mythology - false or not - & wasn’t the absolute train wreck I was expecting (Bruce Willis’s latter filmography.

[@OfficiallySnek]

I really don't like it when movies use a lot of clichés. It's like they aren't even trying to do something different or interesting. It's just a hodgepodge of moments from actually good movies. This especially applies to horror movies

[@Laughisty]

why

[@LumpyAdams]

So basically all capeshit.

[@notatallfunctional]

Yeah, it feels like they didn’t even try to differentiate themselves. Sorry all your replies are bots.

[@infinityquartz4744]

Horror movies now a days have gotten much better in this regard

[@Naokarma]

The biggest sign that the cast doesn't care about quality is whenever you see a common trope with no subversive aspect to it. They're not trying to make something because they have something to make at that point, they're just making something purely for the money, meaning that even if something they make comes out that's good later, you know it's not because they tried.

[@Themediocredude]

i watched this movie with my parents, they said it was good, i escaped the house

[@egguw]

It’s an honor too go through puberty with Charlie I never knew how entertaining it would be

[@ElijahW2003]

Dang, bots in your replies _and_ copying your comment itself F, my man, you have my sympathies

[@darrenjones1413]

Was that a bot damn I need to get more streetwise I just gave the bot my d pic

[@MikeButch]

I wish I could retain movie stories like you.

[@japaneseambassador3562]

One of my favorite past times is movie riffing. Me and my sister in law regularly get together to watch horror movies most of the time or random movies and we just riff on them the entire time. It's such a fun time.

[@z3v..]

it was so bad even the dogs started barking in the background

[@moistmellow1198]

The further I watch this video, I’m starting to see why it was rated so high, this sounds hysterical 🤣

[@W_qualityrn]

Dayum, you a member and you ain't even got pinned, likes by moist or none of that

[@moistmellow1198]

@@W_qualityrn do you think that’s common? 🤣 he doesn’t always read his comments like some other creators… hard to when you have almost 14m subs.

[@W_qualityrn]

@@moistmellow1198 but you be giving him money each month, just a sad sight really

[@moistmellow1198]

@@W_qualityrn And he has given me so much content over the 8 years I've been following him. I don't pay him to "notice me" like you mentioned earlier, I pay him for all of the laughs, smiles, and good times I've had watching his content. Save your toxicity for someone who cares 😄

[@d5rickOshay]

the dogs barking in the background give me a sense of paranoia and suspense that the popes exorcist could never deliver.

[@Not20-C]

Lets all appreciate how he’s feeling not well, and yet he still posts videos!

[@tooneyj]

12:24 the part where he “Gabriella is like:” and then I got hit with the ad of “ how many subscribtions are you patting for?” Perfect timing, god I love this channel

[@butterzoid]

i loved the popes exorcist , especially when he said its popin' time and poped all over the place

[@TDruzhok]

Holy shit the part where the demon says he wants to have sex with Gabrielle is the most fanfic shit I have heard in a whiiiile

[@kaid0.]

that scene was funny as hell

[@shleepinz]

🤣

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

This sounds like it should have been an episode of Russell Crowe's: Fightin' Around the World.

[@dannydamnmendez]

I associate everything Russell Crowe does with that episode now

[@heatherophelia3281]

11:54 I can assure you that you would not want to see any more damage or deeper “tricks” from a demon. they aren’t so powerful anyway…

[@ShieldYoung]

Why watch a movie when you can hear 25 minutes of Charile ranting about it

[@duxnovanglia3812]

Charlie you need to make more movie breakdown videos. These are gold! Lmao

[@TrashmanCZ]

Asmodeus is one of the most well known demons. Just say some random demon names and you will say Asmodeus eventually.

[@allys744]

I love how Charlie’s rant is so compelling that his own dogs chimed in during the beginning and the video sounded off a thunder sound effect 🤣

[@AlexPinewood]

The voice cracks of Charlie is like music to everyone’s ears.

[@2yldy]

Timestamp

[@CharlieisGay69]

Who tf is everyone?

[@yeasylol8415]

@@CharlieisGay69 you and me

[@maxthepaladin2147]

@@CharlieisGay69 Kid named Everyone:

[@cgumby]

you should make a tier list of all the horror movies you've watched

[@Gchildwarrior]

Event Horizon has to be A or S tier. It has the common sense boss who says that we're not going to stay any longer on that ship No investigations either 😂

[@Laughisty]

ok

[@Chesterfield.Esquire98]

@@Laughisty p.o.s.

[@Jerrbearr0520]

Charlie ranting for almost 26 mins even though he's still recovering just shows how great of a content creator he is. Respect.

[@Laughisty]

yes

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

Your comment was stolen by a bot

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

​@Just Reading Comments to be fair this comment sounds like a bot already

[@yowatchie]

He was just sick, calm down.

[@40kSoulja]

Charlie meat rider lmaooo