I Have To Rant About This Movie

This is the greatest exorcist movie of All Time
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[@komandoando]

being so disgusted you’re compelled to take notes is hilarious

[@victoriabrooke26]

The power of Christ compels him

[@moistmellow1198]

I honestly am surprised he didn’t enjoy it since he enjoys fun bad movies…I haven’t seen it myself but this video makes it sound hysterically bad

[@buteocks4020]

Rumplestilskin

[@buteocks4020]

​@Victoria Brooke chris from mr beast, also i dont expect charlie to wanna make a video abt it self but maybe abt how hes like disapointed in sunny or sum

[@pissapocalypse]

_gets notebook and angrily scribbles_

[@Jakerton]

Was gonna save this for later but then dropped everything when I saw the black shirt in the thumbnail.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@Rust324]

YOOO JAKE! Two of my favorite KZbinrs in the same place! Let’s go!!

[@MacSmack]

yooo jakey boy

[@dinglian4706]

@@p-__shut up, bot

[@modishgen7481]

What’s up jake

[@dodomka7837]

to be honest, the gabrielle-demon relationship sounds like something straight out of a fanfic

[@nezukochan471]

exactly

[@jg3806]

Charlie was so scared that he had to make a video tricking himself into believing he wasn’t scared

[@mogus1258]

imagine if satan really did possess someone but his appearance was so underwhelming that nobody cared

[@dudeskidude8376]

@@EF-fc4du George Soros and the Rothschilds!

[@420proof]

eerily possible sounding lol..

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

It would drive Satan insane due to him being the origin of the Sin of Pride.

[@JHotchkiss-im7yk]

No Nancy isn’t charming or charismatic enough to be the devil. The devil was the most beautiful angle.

[@bubbaj6508]

@@Lulu-ex7fc True that’d be crazy. I listened to an exorcist who makes the demons say prayers and embarrass them as much as possible with the power God. Pretty much just mentally beats them up it’s wild.

[@christophercarrasco154]

I remember watching a Mexican movie where a Priest had holy brass knuckles and he was literally punching the demon out of a little girl tied to a chair. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in an exorcist film. EDIT: NO IT'S NOT CONSTANTINE. It was all Spanish.

[@zagaypriest1482]

Name of the movie?😅

[@Jinukov]

Name of the movie?😅

[@adiaphoros6842]

Is it "Menendez: The Day of the Lord”?

[@brycemartin9600]

Name of the movie?😅

[@CuriousNeon]

Name of the movie?😅

[@MGSenate]

It’s always great watching Charlie ranting about fun-bad movies. As he explains it, it’s fun imagining how the scene looks when he describes what it was like.

[@Aushton1]

It's just as goofy as he describes it, the movie had me in stitches

[@San-hu3nr]

Charlie is the type of person to roast you to oblivion in the most calm way possible.

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Jokes aside, Charlie’s idea of a John Wick style exorcist sounds dope as Hell

[@luisgarcia-ru3sq]

​@@jacobtirk6438 exactly lol

[@biboii1447]

The power of my Gloc compels you 😅

[@ApolloAlto]

That's right up the alley of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

[@the_agate_gate3782]

@@jacobtirk6438 Yeah. Literally Constantine.

[@dangerousfables]

I hear there’s a Constantine sequel coming up.

[@MoonWielder]

_The Pope’s Exorcist_ is what happens when the director hands out the script and on every page written in green crayon are the words “wing it”

[@G0oseKennedy]

@@Calvinthebird. dude 💀

[@narusuke413]

​@@Calvinthebird. THEY'RE LEARNING OTHER LANGUAGES NOW?!

[@nick27270]

LOL!

[@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL]

Cringe comment

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@40watt53]

This feels like your friend describing some like franchise they're really invested in while you've never heard of it before.

[@HizuiSneazel]

I had to pause because of how you pronounced "Asmodeus." Aside from that, banger video as always.

[@CrustyFox87]

Now I assume it’s "az-MO-dee-us" and not pronounced like Amadeus like Charlie said it

[@jordanferguson2254]

I was also like, no it can't be, have I been saying it wrong this entire time?? Lmao

[@jamesreagan8175]

Charlie calling the Pope the “Max Level Bishop” is hilariously accurate

[@TWMAD]

he fights the dalai lama & saves the children from the dalai's long serpent shaped tongue

[@PkPk-pg9bx]

lvl 99 pope vs lvl 50 bishop

[@sanghoonlee5171]

One of the Pope's official titles is "Bishop of Rome." He is the bishop in charge of the top city in the Catholic church, so Charlie's description is totally accurate. 🙂

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

That's because he maxxed out Spirit and Devotion stats

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

@@PkPk-pg9bx That's how Vatican works

[@jonalee5262]

I could already tell how bad it was going to be from the trailer ad. I couldn’t not laugh every time the kid said “bring me the priest!”

[@simona_merkinin]

What's funny about that?

[@JodyP94]

​@@simona_merkininit was cringe, not scary at all

[@edd_icoda1]

As a person who has been watching only horror movies for 14 years, the second I saw the trailer I knew it was gonna be horrible. Even when I had the opportunity to watch it, I refused to since I knew it was gonna be atrocious.

[@simona_merkinin]

What in your opinion is a good horror movie? Name me some examples please and you better not disappoint me, since you are such a credible movie critic and stuff.

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Literally wasn't even bad. The original Friday the 13th is worse.

[@loushia16]

"The John Wick of exorcists" is literally John Constantine who was also played by Keanu Reeves.

[@robjbob]

i like to think that they're cousins and it's all in the same universe

[@lucasreis4606]

@@robjbob they're asian and the surname is john so we have john wick and john constantine

[@robjbob]

@@lucasreis4606 and in speed he plays jack which is a common nickname for people named john, so realistically we could say they’re all related

[@mike188129]

@@lucasreis4606 Asian? Maybe like 1/4 at most.

[@centerfield6339]

​@@robjbob The John Cinematic Universe? Tell me Neo's name was John too.

[@doublleg7833]

Yesterday, while watching the Popes exorcist, I fell asleep in the theatre and they didn't even check to see if anyone was left in the auditoriums. Woke up at 12:15am, left the movie theatre which was in a mall. At this time the diamond-shaped security gates were over the windows. Everything almost shut down. Luckily the doors open outwards from the inside and re-lock. I hope I don't get in trouble, or mislabeled as some thief or homeless overnighter. There was only a custodian who I saw look in my direction, but I just kept going towards the door. Kinda mad no one checked or woke me up, the theatre was full. Needless to say the movie was kinda BORING.

[@user-gv5em4md2o]

Back rooms lore

[@gozutheDJ]

LMAOO

[@doublleg7833]

@@user-gv5em4md2o You actually hit the nail on the head. It was quiet, and empty. I can hear the white noise from the various buildings/mini stores connected to it. It was a big movie theater and a big mall too, so I was just walking endlessly for a while. The mall was empty too, other than the custodian I saw. When I did see another person, it snapped me out of the backrooms thought and brang me back to reality. Wandering that place made me feel like the "Main Character"

[@user-gv5em4md2o]

@@doublleg7833 that’s crazy I bet you were spooked

[@doublleg7833]

@@user-gv5em4md2o it's wierd, for the first time I actually had a gut-instinct feeling... to explore more of the mall as soon as I left the theatre portion of the mall. But the moment that thought came I got the "yea that's not a good idea, go home" feeling. Maybe it was my last sign to get out before I actually end up in the backrooms.

[@Onecutetiger]

Can we just appreciate how amazing 1973 exorcist was to the point not even a single film afterwards even came close in that genre? Almost 50 years later and not a single film ever came close to being as interesting or as good as the original.

[@XxMomentSpeedxXShinkou]

The 1973 exorcist was dogshit. This movie was way better.

[@TheJonkler1]

The Pope's exorcist is not trying to be the new Exorcist.I kind of agree with the guy who commented below too.But as a horror movie Exorcist is better but as a normal movie comparison the Pope's exorcist just shits on it just bc of Russell

[@JodyP94]

​@@XxMomentSpeedxXShinkou😂😂😂

[@hal5919]

The original was sooo bad 😂

[@shelby5809]

one cute tiger

[@LorBell]

it's called a General Confession and is used specifically at a death-bed service when there IS little time to recite your life's deeds.

[@gaminganimators7000]

To be fair, the demon name being their weakness is lore-accurate

[@southparkfirefly]

Yeah because control over the name is control over the demon it's the same with Fairies.

[@servinginhellaimingforheav2446]

Yeah pretty much, the same as Warewolves with silver bullets and Vampires with sunlight

[@catcadev]

I think the coolest one of these I saw was in a novel called Grey Knights. Randomly, a person starts convulsing and starts speaking in demon scrawl before being shot into space. Then later, it turned out that was the name, and they had to get to a specific spot at a specific time with a specific sword to utter the name and beat the demon which was super cool.

[@blulikefriendlyhit1213]

So demons are like redditors, when you say their real name, they get real quiet

[@secondchance6603]

If you know its Name, Rank and Number you have control of it and fun fact, that's the system the military uses, name, rank and serial number.

[@aJazzcat]

Calling a film "empty calories" is going to be my new favorite thing 😂

[@tommy_noble]

That's fuckin genius lmao

[@limerobloxgaming8567]

lmao

[@katet9533]

I thought the same thing. I’m going to use that for a lot of things now 😆

[@calebdonaldson7044]

@@tommy_noblehow?

[@AlwaysConfused.]

Me and my dad planned to watch this because we both love paranormal movies. When I tell you I cannot believe the bullet of embarrassment I dodged by not going to watch it. I get embarrassed when there’s a make out scene, I would have DIED if I had to witness 14:16 with my dad right next to me. Heaven forbid when we go home and my poor innocent mom would ask us “how was it”.

[@centerfield6339]

Yeah even solo it's just embarrassing to watch something written that poorly they have to resort to such crudeness.

[@sholem_bond]

If you're curious you could still give it a try, a lot of people did enjoy it. You should almost never let someone else's review or opinions convince you not to watch a thing if you want to see it (unless the review mentions something you always avoid or that triggers you, like SA or the dog getting killed off or something).

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

Hearing Charlie refer to the Pope as “super high tier, max level bishop” is both hilarious and accurate

[@someshdhamija9105]

Charlie would definitely be the type of guy to bring a notepad to a movie theater for the sole purpose of just being purely dumbfounded at what he had just witnessed.

[@jbtv9992]

@J4ke. Shit

[@Sm0king1194]

Yeah like YMS Jr 😆

[@Scientist19exe]

​@Don't Read My Profile Picture Ok i wont read.

[@Blisterdude123]

How he feels about this film is the way I felt after watching the first Jurassic World film, and being utterly dumbfounded critics 'and' audiences liked it. It was one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure to endure, it was the closest I ever came to walking out of a showing before the end. And I can say that with confidence because after the first, there was no way in hell I was watching any of the sequels. It took THREE of those films for everyone else to catch on with how f ucking appalling they actually were.

[@StarOperator_]

@J4ke. shit

[@Oumegi]

The Ao no Exorcist manga made the "demon's name" cliche work in an interesting way - the exorcists basically have a database of known demonic names, but you never know whom you are facing, given that he posseses a body and/or can shapeshift. So the whole shtick is to survive in combat long enough, while reciting one name after another, until you hit a jackpot. Or die.

[@Hyperversum3]

A "True name" on demons is just a trope, its being good or bad entirely depends on how you execute it and how much we understand of the world the story is set in. In this film you don't get the potential threat of the demon to larger humanity, you don't get what a priest can and cannot do, you don't get anything to actually buy into the "magic system" they are using.

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

Blue exorcist is so good! Did they ever come out with later seasons? It's been a few years

[@fsgrgrrgrerh5085]

@@ZiggyWhiskerz the anime diverted very widely from the manga, so I recommend you read it for the continuation of the story, it’s still ongoing.

[@filthyfrankTV]

The anime for ao no exorcist was SHAITE and it started SOOOO good Really got my hopes up And that one fieiry hair big lips girl was so hot

[@shawnboahene5231]

That’s so stupid

[@jpgale2648]

Wasn't exactly sure what you meant by the confession scene Charlie since I haven't seen the movie but if I'm not mistaken it sounds like a normal instance of confession. You do not have to list all your sins in confession just the larger ones you remember and the priest may state something like "for these along with any and all sins that they (you) have not listed you are forgiven."

[@Lauren007E]

As a Catholic yes you can be forgiven for multiple sins without mentioning them individually in confession. Usually in the case that you missed a lot of confessionals or haven't been in a very long time. The priest usually just tells you to focus on the big ones and when doing your penance for the major ones you're also doing them for the lesser things.

[@FreeJunction]

Charlie is that type of guy to say that he’s mad and only tell us why 15 minutes later

[@frezywizard]

Copy and paste comment you NPC as fuck

[@leandrosalexsandrovich179]

Bro needed to cool off and punch sand fr

[@Thanoswasright_]

not even tell you, hell make a vid about it

[@ColorzOFWGKTA]

@@nicole26nd33nd what

[@nobrakes425]

@@nicole26nd33nd what you said makes no sense.

[@knoblauchbrotbiszumtod1278]

Gabriele Amorth is a real dude, and he actually does the raspberry thing at the start of every exorcism, it's like his way to flip the devil off.

[@garritgreen]

Dude was actually a complete badass. Someone once asked him if he was afraid of Satan and his response was, “No. Satan is afraid of me.” Butchered his namesake with this movie

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@garritgreen He's also not afraid, because it's not real. Much like the haunted house every halloween. But this year it's going to be real, I tell yeah!

[@rjflores3800]

@@ItIsYouAreNotYour if your gay just be gay, stop beating around the bush with all these closeted remarks.

[@redact7577]

@@rjflores3800 what? 😂

[@danielwilliams7562]

I was thinking of the JonTron video when he gave that description

[@HachuneMiku01]

We're basically speedrunning a movie by watching this

[@etherealmako]

OMG MIKU I LOVE U!!!!

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

_Ok this part seems like he's goin on a tangent, if I can skip forward a bit I might shave off some 30 seconds off my run_

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

​@@AJDaniels5298 This is really only worth bad movies. You should probably watch good movies.

[@AJDaniels5298]

@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Explain to me what a "good movie" is, in your oh so high opinion?

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

@@AJDaniels5298 Scream, Child's Play, The Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Day of the Dead 1985, Night of the Living Dead 1968, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nope, Bodies Bodies Bodies, The Blair Witch Project, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, I know What You Did Last Summer, Return of the Living Dead, Train to Busan, 28 Days Later, Cronos, Mimic, Brain Dead, Bubba Ho-Tep, and some many many many more. Some of these movies are trashy and fun while others are more serious and have higher production value. A lot of these movies were made by a bunch of random people with cameras. It's not a high bar!

[@thegrunch6448]

His explanation of the movie is so much more entertaining than the actual movie itself

[@Glitchedx3D]

Lol those noises Charlie makes to replicate it. I can imagine some amazing videos made from these clips! 😂

[@yove2934]

If you've seen one exorcist-style movie, you've basically seen 'em all..

[@TOOTHLESS666]

Try the nun

[@slackolantern]

For real, demon horror films almost always end up hanging their horror ambitions on the idea that the devil is real is scarier than anything they can put in the movie. The only thing I've ever liked with demons in it is the first Paranormal Activity, and that's really only because of how they did the subtlety of the horror.

[@FoxenPiano]

I dunno Constantine was somewhat unique and pretty cool.

[@shadowsenpai2395]

​@@FoxenPiano that's cause Constantine wasn't a horror film

[@user-it2kq4ty9q]

@@slackolantern after watching lucifer the devil isnt scary anymore

[@humamfa]

Retelling bad movies has been my favorite content from Charlie lately.

[@eastcoastpaper3862]

Animated shorts or the dialog is needed in my life

[@johnmakeray3890]

isnt he spreading hate for profit, tho? jus be honest

[@EnKGnK]

@@johnmakeray3890 😭💀

[@eastcoastpaper3862]

@John Makeray hes spreading hate on a review of a film thats demonic???? lol... this aint mathing for me

[@ThaHulkster]

If you like that, look up Nick Mullen and thank me later

[@chelscara]

Idk how but you talking is just the perfect background noise for essay writing. Almost done with a business report thanks to you.

[@Maricihime]

I saw an ad for it and thought, "Russel Crowe and horror?" and not much else. I love me some bad movies, sounds like a decent time atleast.

[@kakochi1002]

Charlie slowly healing from voice crack is already the greatest thing

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@UnitedGaming_12]

Don't traslate😠 什里公羊 基卡萨姆 订阅卡罗 ,,,

[@nope5994]

@@p-__ ill be the judge of that

[@cedriclee1432]

bass charlie is based. wub wub

[@Fiddle0131]

Fun fact: Gabriella Amorthe would actually start his exorcisms by thumbing his nose at the devil.

[@lucamckenn5932]

Are you kidding me?! I may be the prince of darkness but you hit me with one of these -thumbs nose wiggles fingers and I'm out.

[@HelpW4nted]

@@lucamckenn5932 "I may be the king of darkness... but I'm not an idiot!"

[@wadenicholas4873]

😂 glad to see some fellow Jontron fans.

[@HunterEQGtribute]

Sounds like him. Also you spelt his first name wrong.

[@doomsday24]

“….AARE YOU KIDDIN ME??? You think I wanna stick around after something like that goes down? Listen, I may be the king of darkness but I’m not an idiot” -Josephi Krakowski

[@tooneyj]

12:24 the part where he “Gabriella is like:” and then I got hit with the ad of “ how many subscribtions are you patting for?” Perfect timing, god I love this channel

[@moist_cabbage8472]

Constantine is the John Wick of exorcist movies, literally.

[@SumStupidPunk]

To be fair, learning the name of the entity isn't "lazy". It's standard demonology. It's like vampires drinking blood or werewolves and the moon.

[@dustinherk8124]

you think demons would be naming each other using their demonic physiology to their advantage, and simply use sounds that humans quite imposibly cannot pronounce...and thats their name.

[@talizorahnarrayya5916]

@@dustinherk8124 to be fair, in some mythos it isn't exactly the name that is powerful per se but the power of "belief" behind the name. So even a human name would be effective if the power of belief behind it is strong enough.

[@squirrelleader771]

Rumpelstiltskin....

[@osrseman6289]

@@dustinherk8124 the same reason demons can fear the word of God even though its not a demonic language.

[@noahsan92]

but demonology isn't real so why can't movies invent some new fun lore

[@thatoneguy3408]

So basically, the court of bishops say it's unnecessary to have an exorcist since their aren't many actual exorcisms, and then at the end say "there are 200 more, we need your help"

[@allys744]

I love how Charlie’s rant is so compelling that his own dogs chimed in during the beginning and the video sounded off a thunder sound effect 🤣

[@billbill6094]

If the latest Josh and Archie video taught me anything, it's that priests can and will in fact speed up confessions like that to forgive any and all sins transactionally. Movie was highly accurate there.

[@jexxer]

You know, if those priests really knew anything about Asmodeus they'd have just taken the family to a seafood restaurant or held a fish fry. Asmodeus _hates_ the smell of fish organs cooking. He'll clear out faster than you can get the cork off your bottle of holy water. It's right there in the Book of Tobit, baby. You don't have to go to seminary school to find it.

[@smolbean2263]

Considering they are using demons from Ars Goetia, they can just use every name in that because they are strong

[@bestpriest2224]

What if the priest also disliked seafood smell?

[@GizzyDillespee]

Well, you can't believe everything you read, or see online.

[@GizzyDillespee]

I mean, you COULD, but you probably shouldn't...

[@GizzyDillespee]

Because clearly, you're supposed to say his name.

[@Dookieman1975]

What would’ve made it fun is if he’s just really good at exorcism and constantly outsmarts demons, but then he meets one that give him a hard time. Like he just trolls him not even taking him seriously and constantly outsmarting him. Like a comedy of an exorcist struggling with a demon who’s not taking anything seriously, enjoying his frustration. That would’ve made an entertaining movie

[@tricksterjoy9740]

Like not even doing anything dangerous or anything. It’s an ancient demon bored of causing violence and causing pain and fear. He just wants to make people cry from frustration now

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

The fact that not one guy in the boardroom proposed this is criminal

[@Mpdarkguy]

That's like some anime plotline

[@greengoblin876]

@Crow ok Abdullah

[@Cypher_Offline]

Chris McKay, you need to hire this man

[@jakemalone9714]

I have never watched more videos from a single channel in such a small period of time ever before in my life. Love ur content Charlie

[@stutterpunk9573]

i have adhd, i cant believe i just happily listened to someone talk with no editing or special things for 25 mins without realizing it

[@blabivix]

I watched this movie with my fiancé and her friends, and afterwards all I had to say was “that felt less like a horror movie, and more like another movie about Russell Crowe just being a badass”

[@NaomiDollxoxo]

That’s bc it’s not meant to be a “horror film” but a more true to cases & the 1990 book An Exorcist Tells His Story and the 1992 book An Exorcist: More Stories by Father Gabriele Amorth. 🤷‍♀️

[@BB-ed4om]

@@NaomiDollxoxo that’s what I read about it. Didn’t think it was supposed to be horror.

[@IIst1ckybrainzII]

@@NaomiDollxoxo pretty gay

[@CharlieisGay69]

Who asked

[@davidlazerz8564]

@@NaomiDollxoxo Here, ill save you some studying time: 90.9% of cases are mentally ill patients, 9% are scams for popularity/attention/money, and the other 0.01% are mentally ill exorcists. Now you understand "demonology".

[@TauStriker]

The dichotomy between the critic/audience score of The Pope's Exorcist with that of the new Super Mario Bros. movie is absolutely wild

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@Laughisty]

*I MADE AN EPIC VID ABOUT PENGUINZ0 STALKING A KID* 😂

[@JR1ckDoodles]

​@@p-__Wierdo

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@iller3]

maybe most of the reviews were all women?

[@joelbrich2538]

10:58 i was listening to youtube on autoplay in the background, and after the last video ended, youtube started this one, but it started it right at that timestamp, and i was just like wtf 😂

[@nerogenji274]

I like how this thumbnail is just a picture of him ranting yet it is still appealing. You know damn well Charlie's thumbnails are top tier.

[@tristanharvu665]

The fury and energy of the thumbnail is truly terrifying

[@exp-channel0]

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[@Chair_that_u_sit_on]

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[@litterbox019]

he looks like he just wants to tell you how he's feeling

[@exe2517]

The pig part you explained sounds a lot like an Anthony Hopkins movie in which he plays an exorcist as well. He is supposed to exorcise a demon in a family's house, but he plays a little of theatrics/reverse psychology to make a kid admit he was pranking his family.

[@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.]

Are you talking about The Rite?

[@exe2517]

@@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE. Yes, I couldn't remember the film's name

[@pcarebear1]

There was a movie documentary about Fr. Amorth, called "the Devil and Fr. Amorth". THAT doc was pretty scary, there were people that would come to the Vatican for exo 100s of times. As a Catholic, it blew my mind to see how an old priest was doing exos everyday for years. Many already had mental treatment and were hospitalized, so this was a supplemental last resort for them.

[@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL]

Who cares about anything ur guy's talking about

[@Bizzar735]

@@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL who cares about you?

[@ProphetC2]

The "high bishop that sent Gabrielle" was supposed to be the pope. It's in the movie's title.

[@billcutting2681]

I hope someone added the Avengers music to the ending scene of that movie it's like someone was a big Supernatural fan and decided to make an exorcist movie

[@jahsunnewman-makekau3133]

I strongly believe that Charlie’s vocal rendition of the movie is several times scarier than the actual movie

[@SaintShion]

I genuinely think whomever made the movie thought, "I've seen the conjuring series, I can do that." Than wanted to add humor Halfway through writing it. *Jesus I was so zoinked on benadryl w 2 hrs of sleep when I wrote this. I HAD to fix the grammar

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

I love when the Pope said, "Damn they should call the Exorcist for shit". Truly a horror movie of all time

[@Jump-Man]

Yea no 🙅

[@Sych_Hyich]

Yeah, and then he started exorcising all over the place

[@Reflextive7034]

@@Sych_Hyich this meme will never get old

[@brazil3207]

eww goofy word 😢 If the creation of anything thru molecule to man evolution were true, nothing should evolve because organisms have ORGANS. and evolution could never get even 1 of them to function right, LET ALONE 4 OR 5!! AND THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!! The sequence of DNA can be identical but produce different results based on the presence or absence of epigenetic markers. So if humans and chimps share a common ancestor and these chemical tags are heritable, they should have similar epigenetic markers, right? They should (if evolution were true), but they don’t. the bbt (bigbang theory) is a manmade construct. How insane the chances must be for mill's of plants and animals to magically mutate over ludicrous spans of time. We should find missing links. However we dont, we only find Fully Formed animals. If animals could evolve into totally new animals, there should be a chance we find missing links. ONLY THE SIMPLEST LIFE FORMS SHOULD BE ABLE TO EVOLVE INTO EXISTENCE. GENETIC ENTROPY WILL UNDO WHATEVER BENEFITS THE ORGANISM MUTATED, FASTER THAN THE ORGANISM WILL MUTATE BENEFICAL TRAITS. EVEN THEN, THE CHANCES OF ANY ORGANISM MUTATING A BENEFICIAL TRAIT ARE NEXT TO NONE. HOW MUCH MORE CRAZY IS EVOLUTION, WHEN APPLIED TO MILLIONS OF PLANTS N ANIMALS?? FOR THEY ARE WITHOUT EXCUSE.... DEBUNKING BIGBANG: if the bigbang was real the 2nd planet's orbit would be normal and sat turns ring particles should've moved too fast for ANY gravity to pull them towards the planet. And thats not even taking into account the bigbangs hot temprature which shoulda vaporized anything. also there is too little antimatter in universe. if bigbang was real 99.999999999999999999999% of our universe should Not exist because antimatter destroys matter when it make contact with matter. the bang wouldve made much of it touch matter. so we see far less stars n stuff bc the so called bigbang wouldve destroyed nearly all of it. . READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY!! ----> this should prove that Jesus is Real: JESUS CHRIST will Not make you take any mark, and He will punish the tyrannical ANTI Christ. The ANTI Christ will get a terrible wound, but cure himself to reinforce his deception to decieve the non-Christians and the lukewarm Christians. (look up lukewarm Christians on Christian websites and/or the Bible.) the AC will be world famous and very popular. he will make people take a mark on r hand or forhead. there will be a severe punishment for not taking it. The ANTI-Christ is a control freak, the opposite of Jesus Christ. However, this AC will act all nice and cool for 3 years and 6 months, and then he will make a tyrannical dystopia. for another 3 years 6 months. Jesus uses His power for GOOD, NOT EVIL. This is BIBLE PROPHECY. Dont trust the false god, his goal is to get people into the lake of fire. he will go there too, despite all the FALSE MIRACLES HE WILL DO! Repent of your sins to Jesus Christ before its too late, you could die today!

[@Sych_Hyich]

@@Reflextive7034 sure thing, pal

[@Person-yx2nh]

The scene with the pig reminded me of the story of when Stingy Jack trapped the devil in a tree using a cross

[@Stereo6400]

honestly the idea of an exorcist movie with the angle of “the priest is actually a horrible person because all his exorcisms were just people with mental illness and they all ended up horribly” is a cool idea. you could go with the angle of the priest being delusional and fully believing that all his exorcisms were real and slowly revealing to him and the audience that they really weren’t by way of an actual demon or just some sort of outside source like a psychiatrist and we learn that they were all just in a mental health crisis. you could go with the idea that the priest is just a really bad person who hates mentally ill people and harms them through the way of exorcism for sick pleasure and gets haunted by the ghosts of the people he’s killed. you could even go with the angle of sick evil priest gets his comeuppance and the demon is actually a good guy who isn’t there to cause suffering but rather to punish the priest because, you know, that’s his job. bringing bad people to hell. but it sounds to me like they just had absolutely no clue where they wanted to go with it and just threw everything at the wall until it stuck

[@Loftyplain]

Charlie’s voice deepens with every dumb thing he’s read or watched and things he smiles at his voice gets better

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@dopesickdog]

@NO1LCM evidence?

[@Chesterfield.Esquire98]

@NO1LCM I’m sorry but you have too memeing or been so far indoctrinated it’s too late 😂😂😂

[@dannydevitofan6101]

Ye

[@JohnZiTAB]

I can’t believe one of Charlie’s longest videos was a movie rant.

[@charcharbug]

was never gonna see this movie but im glad this review has unlocked a new charlie sound for us at 5:53

[@alexanderglex4600]

13:53 this is the second time i heard charlie make the bart strangulation joke and for some reason the way he says Bart is still funny to me

[@Iluvpie6]

Can’t believe they’re going to make 199 sequels. Truly the movie of all time.

[@LuisSierra42]

When the pope said "It's popin' time" i laughed and cried at the same time

[@Kian.sears.]

That cord in the bottom left has made me blow on my screen 3 times

[@zuadeshues8938]

I love listening to Charlie talk about these movies, then immediately going to watch it

[@sc4mton]

"A Saul Goodman but in religious court" *Soul Godman*

[@Only_Ameen04]

I like how Mario movie's critic score being called as too harsh While this one being total opposite and has audience score that's too kind

[@anotherrabbithole]

RT is invaded by bots like most review sites with an "audience rating" I can almost guarantee you studios are paying for higher ratings cause they know critics scores mean nothing these days its all about the audience scores which everybody can effect especially if you have enough money to buy bots.

[@aidanlastname0187]

The Mario movie critics score wasn’t too harsh. The movie was super mid.

[@EL1TEHD1]

​@@aidanlastname0187 explain yourself

[@skandosh9025]

People are idiots. They always start crying when critics dont review their fav IP movies favourably. Imagine Gordon Ramsey reviews a McDonald's burger and calls it mid. People: " well its mcdonalds, what did you expect?"

[@BB-ed4om]

@@skandosh9025 most of peoples favorite IPs get reviewed as if they were the next citizen Kane. Most Disney movies, marvel movies, and Star Wars movies can count on a critic score of at least 90+%. However if the film doesn’t have blatant or underlying feminist narratives, they’ll do their best to detract people from seeing it. Chris Pratt can instantly bring the crictical score down by quite a bit.

[@Tails_TheSmartFox]

Me: Listening to Charlie discuss this movie Also me: hearing something barking in the background about 1:00

[@IronVigilance]

Isn't Constatine technically the John Wick of Exorcists? Which ironically is also played by Keannu Reeves

[@sholem_bond]

I thought the same thing lol

[@clappincheeks5584]

Late night videos from this man are always going to be bangers because you know he’s letting loose some thoughts that he can’t sleep on

[@bluevanga30]

Plus the black shirt

[@clappincheeks5584]

@@bluevanga30 yea. It really sets the tone for this topic doesn’t it?

[@CharlieisGay69]

🥩🚲

[@MattyBudzzz]

I've found the only time I watch now is on Lunch Break lol. Like every single lunch break it always seems like there's something new to watch.

[@sharkinfestedwaters97]

I read you saying "bangers" right as charlie said "banger" at about 20 seconds. timing

[@StrattonSmith]

The “John Wick of Exorcists” movie you’re looking for is actually “Constantine”…which also happens to feature John Wick himself lmao I’m sure you’ve seen it, though

[@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.]

That movie is so boring though

[@Kango234]

I had this exact same thought.

[@Metallic_Ashes]

^^ I've seen Constantine and I want to watch it again. It is so fun

[@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.]

@Moe Laster YES

[@sexylazercatwizard]

​@christ_inme_777 Constantine is not boring, live action is cool, the DC animated ones are sick af.

[@DestinyDaylight]

Are you gonna see Evil Dead Rise? im kinda excited about that one..

[@virtualalias]

I just finished this and was "compelled" to come find reviews - It was like an exorcist movie with 80's buddy cop action beats and dialogue. "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!" "No." I didn't hate it, I guess, but I usually don't laugh during good horror films and this one got me a couple times. At the end, it's like a setup for shlock: "You must find the other places where God is not welcome." -> Crowe puts on a pair of sunglasses. "Let'sa go to hell." *insert 80's hairband banger* - Constantine did it better.

[@_jepp5679]

Without having any knowledge about the movie, I somehow imagined the main character to be Nicholas cage.

[@joshjohnson6891]

Charlie: starts making fun of a demon movie Dog: starts barking 😂 Excellent timing

[@ryanwoon3534]

@J4ke. shit. Why?

[@blanchbacker]

@J4ke. buy some google ads instead of commenting this and I’ll tell you

[@swigglyforce5215]

@j4kefrhorrible

[@seb99342]

​@J4ke. 0/10

[@FuTxDannY]

​@J4ke. Never heard it but it sucks

[@JuanAguilar_DonJuan]

How did you get that from the trailer? Are you ok?

[@lux0rd01]

If Charlie hasn't seen velocipastor yet he should. I think he'd love it

[@Andy_with_a_Y]

In case anyone was wondering, Gabriele Amorth is an actual "exorcist" and he was featured/interviewed in The Devil and Father Amorth by William Friedken (the director of The Exorcist). It's supposed to be a documentary but it's not very believable.

[@babyblue_22]

Glad to see Charlie is recovering from the terrifyingly intense kitty-jumpscare that his cat pwned him with last time 🤧

[@spimuru5040]

I hate to be the one to ask this, but what does the sneezing emoji mean in this circumstance?

[@babyblue_22]

@@spimuru5040 Ya know....I really don't even know.🤷‍♀️ I accidentally tapped that emoji when I was done writing, and just thought it looked super cute and like it fit with the comment...somehow? So I just kinda...left it there

[@bigjuice2623]

​@@spimuru5040Hes happy that cr1tikal is recovering from his kitty jumpscare and it made him tear up a little so now he has to blow his nose cus his nose started running cus thats whats usually happens when u tear up

[@hateful_commenter]

@@babyblue_22 "pwned"? Manne what is this 2009?

[@babyblue_22]

@@hateful_commenter Hell yeah it is, and I friggin' love it. Great memories

[@ryanhath4552]

Honestly it was a great goofy bad to watch with some kids I babysit. I prescreened it and so did the parents and we agreed this is a movie I could "let" them watch "if they don't tell their parents" type thing. It was really fun for them and the parents went around pretending they had nooo idea why the kids would giggle at them asking what we watched that night. It was cute and just fun. I wouldn't mind sequels. Note the youngest was 14 they just have strict parents and I'm they're uncle lol

[@ile954]

That's such a cute concept! I'm sure it's going to be a good memory when they get older ❤

[@DissUs52]

“@ about it, see ya.” ✌️

[@thebreeze007]

bob larson the exorsist also had a rant about this movie. he said he knew the guy it is based on and said that its totally bogus, he doesnt swear and cuss and drink. nor would any of these crazy situations happen in an exorcism. like the pig thing, people flying around the room. etc. and some of the quotes are totally stupid he said. i actually heard about bob larson from this channel now that I think of it, charlie probably forgot! the main character has since passed away explaining why they could make such a bogus movie without him being able to stand up for himself

[@nihili4196]

To be fair, learning Demon's name is lore accurate. It is trying to stay somewhat accurate to how it works for exorcists. Kinda.

[@FelipeNiclvs.]

6:13 I imagine that being like their attempt at a "wuba luba dub dub" catch frase .

[@jamesm2078]

I’m always excited to see what movie Charlie rants about. Cuties, Moonfall, now The Pope’s Exorcist.

[@redactedredacted5979]

Not gonna lie Charlie made this sound so good in the worst way like now i want to see this movie

[@moistmellow1198]

That’s what I’m sayingggg like I haven’t seen it but this movie sounds right up his alley for fun bad movies. I feel like he just hates the cliches, but it sounds hysterical at various moments

[@sparkyspinz9897]

​@Moist Mellow well his point is that on paper, the movie is fun, in actuality its boring. But I also wanna see it. I felt a little bit attacked when he said no one looked at the trailer and said "that looks good". I sure did. The guy the movie is based is quite a character, supposedly performing somewhere around 100k exorcisms in his life. Plus Russel Crowe. I love him

[@moistmellow1198]

@@sparkyspinz9897 yeah I made that comment prior to the videos’ ending where he summarized it as such.. but those boring parts must’ve been long and rough cause everything he summated was pretty damn funny

[@sparkyspinz9897]

@@moistmellow1198 a good storyteller can make a mundane situation sound hilarious

[@cheetoduster252]

I need an exorcist doomslayer movie. Double barrel in one hand, sick ass crucifix hammer in the other.

[@audreybirkholz3432]

just watch supernatural

[@hackergaming6372]

We need a guy just going fucking physco mode on demons. That would be great.

[@Mo-ti6sw]

Constantine, think there's rumors of a second one with Keanu in the making.

[@Quesoquantum]

I did it and it took forever. It's the 8th Night. Haven't watched it, but blurb makes it sound similar

[@TOOTHLESS666]

​@@hackergaming6372 there is he's called doomslayer

[@giantorres5457]

The way you’re explaining this is hilarious. Almost like you’re explaining one of the comedy scary movies

[@familypedro8]

10:30 why is he so accurate of that demon boy sound lol

[@BeardedDragonMan1997]

You know its going to be a good video when charlie posts a 26 minute rant 😂

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

[@Laughisty]

*ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

[@Pohkey]

Stfu you haven’t seen it

[@aidenmaria]

Fr

[@stephencoppedge8001]

Instant classic

[@equious8413]

"John Wick of exorcists", proceeds to perfectly to describe Constantine.

[@ChristopherP]

I found it to be entertaining, spicy demon dialogue will have you cracking up

[@TheFinalUncannyGirl]

Honestly the previous actions of the demon made sense when Charlie mentioned that it was asmodeus 😭

[@Pinkyyybrainn]

Film goers: rates a mediocre movie too high Charlie: and I took that personally

[@billielachatte4841]

I think people just wanna be contrarian against movie critics nowadays.

[@kaid0.]

movie was alright I wouldnt call it the worst movie I've seen

[@denisfcporto]

the scariest part in this movie was when the mother told her daughter that she couldnt wear short shorts in Spain.

[@ii_official]

That “nooooooo” is gonna be a meme… What have you done Charlie

[@wasdjay_3917]

Tbf, the demons name thing is a trope in everything to do with demons, like sunlight to a vampire

[@jessestewart3835]

If Charlie was a back up actor in this it would be a hit. Producers learned nothing from Hunger Games.