John forgets that he’s a 5’6” 60 year old, out of shape drunk
@richford645416 күн бұрын
With no self awareness
@harryditka4604 ай бұрын
Hello FBI… I’d like to report an insult.
@countof3everybodyOD3 ай бұрын
DEY TRASHED MY KIDS
@BrianDalpe19 күн бұрын
Imagine how disappointed his mom is in her son.
@0m3g4wolf84 ай бұрын
I picture Suzanna hearing another mid 50’s woman complaining about their ex-husband, and just smiling…
@adamrasmussen99394 ай бұрын
Seeing John's poor beleagured mother bringing him food and stuff reminds me of an over the hill Cartman screaming for his goddamned cheesy poofs at his nearly 90 year old mum.. .
@Kasigi034 ай бұрын
His "weeeooooooowwww" doesn't do him any favors in not looking or sounding like Cartman as well.
@Patriots-Inc.17762 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@louiecmancuzo29034 ай бұрын
He's spiraling. Love it.
@TsunamiWebster4 ай бұрын
He's making alot of money 💰 cause of these guts exposure, got me watching
@barzy97253 ай бұрын
He is spiraling. I wonder what he will do in the end. Post office
@frankiesaenz72654 ай бұрын
15 minute mark john was bragging what a great conversation he had with suzanner, then moves his hair back with his hand. If only john knew how he gives himself away with his nonverbal cues when he's lying.
@vinnieheadache4 ай бұрын
No one thinks you are going to do anything, King of All Deadbeats.
@insertnamehere58094 ай бұрын
The Hero of the Stupid!
@simongreen93724 ай бұрын
I love meltons comment on John. Its spot on "Whats amazing is that John doesn't even know what he is, and he doesnt know how he got there". Faddy Paddy Think about that.
@Siouxperman5 күн бұрын
Good one Melton, but I agree. lol
@UnknownWarriorZz2 ай бұрын
Holy shit. He’s seriously more delusional and unhinged than I thought.
@jasonnadeau65564 ай бұрын
We need an interview with Sharon stone’s bodyguard . And a day of appreciation as well. Lucky bastard.
@WrightOnTarget3 ай бұрын
"I'm smarter than everyone in this dabbleverse, none of you have the academic achievements I've reached" Yeah, there are certainly no doctors in the dabbleverse that are universally adored. Love that he brings up the substitute teacher qualification, he really never grew up from the "the teacher is the smartest person" thing toddlers believe.
@hey_its_travis4 ай бұрын
He doesn't understand what the FBI actually does. It's amazing how stupid he actually is.
@shawn_5304 ай бұрын
He thinks he can just go there like it’s the post office and file some paperwork to have all these people thrown in jail
@WahrheitMachtFrei.4 ай бұрын
He's lucky his mother is also his carer, he could never have made it to 60yo without intense supervision.
@XRingcutter4 ай бұрын
He has no idea, the FBI is way too busy destroying evidence and covering up what they have done to deal with him.
@Yokes274 ай бұрын
Edit: Delete FBI and insert the word ANYTHING.
@deadjuice18804 ай бұрын
I thought it was just a diss, but he literally has the mind of a child.
@WahrheitMachtFrei.4 ай бұрын
🎶🎶🎶Breakin' the larwr, breakin' the larwr! 🎵🎵🎵
@RicArmstrong4 ай бұрын
😅
@Justen19804 ай бұрын
Dabblin afta midnight! Doxxin till da dawn! Drinkin in tha mornin! Its skol! ITS SKOL!!
@WahrheitMachtFrei.4 ай бұрын
43:00 They say in the military everyone gets promoted to one level beyond their competence. That's been SJ's role in life.
@mattlohr4 ай бұрын
Let's be fair: With John, the fact that any of us even know who he is means it's far beyond one level.
@howardmctroy33034 ай бұрын
I think that's called "The Peter Principle." The cream rises until it sours.
@RM-th8ol4 ай бұрын
John has fuckn lost it.
@howardsternssmicrophone93324 ай бұрын
He's just one liver transplant away from being a Horrorcow.
@goochI0344 ай бұрын
He lost it a loooong time ago.
@Kasigi034 ай бұрын
What? Something he never had.
@guycollins81374 ай бұрын
Suzanner if im ever in you're town doing comedy, beers on me
@evansgate4 ай бұрын
It's honestly impressive to me that John has like 15 mortal enemies at this point. And he wakes up and is angry at all of them
@markp85814 ай бұрын
You guys need to hire an old lady to barge into each show with a pile of laundry LOL
@williams.11304 ай бұрын
John fails to mention, yes he was the first stuttering announcer, he was also the last. Because everyone was like omg this is awful demote him and never do this again
@DKCG01133 ай бұрын
I have been out of the dabbleverse for 2 months. I poke my head back in for a day, and it's the exact same thing.
@tdowell86154 ай бұрын
Did everyone forget John is a liar?
@dirkdiggler87944 ай бұрын
Obviously John got black drunk n doesn't remember what he said during those phone calls with Kate...
@The495marauder4 ай бұрын
That intro promo was awesome. Thank you to who ever produced that.
@psfanboy794 ай бұрын
He’s seething, it’s all consuming, a million dollars couldn’t calm his nerves.
@HankBukowski4 ай бұрын
"Das da kina guy yiyam!" If John was that kind of guy from the start...he might still have a family.
@TonyMichaels1664 ай бұрын
“Oi don’t loi… oi don’t *loik* tuh loi… unless oi *have-tuh* loi… or dey *make* me loi…”
@HankBukowski4 ай бұрын
@@TonyMichaels166 Well done, nuggies no sauce. "loi" I'm incorporating that into my dabble diction.
@UnknownWarriorZz2 ай бұрын
The only thing that qualified John to ask celebrities insulting questions when he was in stern was because of how delusional he is. It served him well for an extremely short period of time…now it’s beyond sad.
@4runit65413 күн бұрын
Johns hair is a different color everytime i see him
@WahrheitMachtFrei.4 ай бұрын
He's a 60yo man who never learnt to blow his nose. He is the poster child for failed parenting. Aase has to suffer the consequences of her failure everyday.
@1105kross4 ай бұрын
She’s absolutely getting payback for her horrible parenting and what she raised this mutant to be.
@Chicken_Little_Syndrome4 ай бұрын
He knows how to 'blow' his nose. That's why he is always sniffing. He mails empty envelopes of blow to himself.
@T.McGarry4 ай бұрын
He learned how to blow KB instead....
@Kasigi034 ай бұрын
He knows how to blow his nose on everything but a tissue.
@Yokes274 ай бұрын
He always reminds me of the Mr Plow episode of the Simpsons. "Suttering john is a loser and i think that hes a boozer..."
@borrisg49724 ай бұрын
Now that you mention it, he's reminding me of Barney in the Homer and NASA episode. "badada buboombuboom CHARGE!" takes off, expertly piloting his jetpack while chugging a bottle of non-alcohol champagne, determination in his eyes... til it all peters out a few seconds later ending in hilarious disaster.
@shellbacksclub4 ай бұрын
"if u never n-n-need me Suzanner, I'll b-b-b-be THERE!... I'll be loaded & I'll need a ride, b-b-but I'll be there!"
@emmestein4 ай бұрын
Just want to state that the left doesn’t claim SJ. Not that democrats are leftists, but the point still stands. He’s only saying stuff to paint himself as a martyr, which he isn’t. Like many have said, as soon as you start to feel even a little bit bad for John he just slams his narcissistic fists down and makes you remember just what a giant PoS he is.
@AIDS_survivor4 ай бұрын
Does the left claim the guy who showered with his stepdaughter?
@Chicken_Little_Syndrome4 ай бұрын
John threatening to harass Tookie's mom isn't legal. It's also against KZbin's TOS. And John is justifying his behavior with the most obvious logical fallacies that would never withstand scrutiny in a court of law.
@scotthogan41904 ай бұрын
If Rocco’s mom is in, then maybe some more people from John’s family are in….
@Kasigi034 ай бұрын
But he said, " KZbin Terms of Service", so it's all good.
@SGS20034 ай бұрын
"Hello, FBI? Yes, this is Stuttering John Melendez of The Howard Stern Show, and John Melendez Writer Announcer for The Tonight Show and writer of The Kareem Abdul Jamar Roast. I was contacted by agent Joe Friday but was hoping you would have Elliot Ness on the case."
@rasalghul1263Ай бұрын
Dont forget he made Obama laugh
@josephlee65543 ай бұрын
The old, iconic Summer Slam theme music for DabbleCon is a nice touch!
@devoncutmore4 ай бұрын
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT INTRO 👏. I LOVE THE WRESTLEMANIA 6 THEME MUSIC !
@francisfirebug62344 ай бұрын
I cant wait for the arrest videos. Cardiff is tasered so many times, he turns into french fries.
@neilplace85224 ай бұрын
Johns the Fuhrer of the Dabbleverse
@From-North-Jersey4 ай бұрын
He is at joyces house his mother didn't want him to stay with her because of the phone calls and the deliveries, The mother went to the sisters house to visit with john and is staying until john leaves.
@TheeGlocktopus4 ай бұрын
This is fucking depressing.
@StevenP_4623 ай бұрын
Indeed
@Pauladazzle4 ай бұрын
If he was my 60 yr old son, I would tell him to leave my home and don’t t come back! that poor lady needs this bullshit?!?! he doesn’t give a damn about her or anyone else! 😡
@stevapalooza14 ай бұрын
I haven't seen someone make those flexing moves unironically since middle school
@HardCase19113 ай бұрын
Guys. John is not spiraling. He js fine. Unless this lawsuit goes down, he is here until his heart or liver or gravity/inertia get him. Johns natural scumbagginess fits perfectly for this type of drag out fight.
@mattlohr4 ай бұрын
Good Lord, he sounds just seethingly desperate in this.
@JDTee794 ай бұрын
How funny would it have been if John took a screenshot of Tookie and brought it to the NYPD or the FBI…. !!!!😂😂😂 John voice ‘Tookie made fun of my lgbt kids!!!” 😂
@barzy97254 ай бұрын
To John, the couch cushion comment was an insult. He doesn't see he actually told a funny joke. He is only funny when he doesn't know he is being funny. Howard was so right. STAY GOLD JOHNNY BOY
@williams.11304 ай бұрын
It would be hilarious to see john get arrested for stalking when he shows up at the next house. "He made fun of my kids!!" as they shove him in the patrol car
@HardCase19113 ай бұрын
Remeber what this all about. Take 3 years of steps back. John has zero sense of humor. He js incapable of hanging at the comics table for fhat reason. He cannot joke on the fly, so he gets frustrated and levels your mom or family or physical appearance. This js the be all end all. John is himorless , boring drunk.
@howardsternssmicrophone93324 ай бұрын
I'm telling ya, there is a horrorcow out there named Chance Wilkins aka Cyraxx, and the similarities between him and John are astounding. Cyraxx also like to get the law, and FBI involved to arrest the trolls.
@mikes62soupcan4 ай бұрын
Raxx and John would make a perfect super hero team .
@TheAtariNetwork4 ай бұрын
I love you lady K! #teamlisa
@TonyMichaels1664 ай бұрын
“You tink you kin git away wid dat? Wid-out- widout leebel-legal ramifications? Yuh outta yuh fuckin’ moind!”
@barzy97254 ай бұрын
DIS, DAT, DOSE FROM THE 160 IQ ENGLISH TEACHER. WHAT A POLTROON MONTEBANK POS.
@Kasigi034 ай бұрын
Don't call John's mom. Don't give John money. Just make fun of him and let the rest take action. John will f up and screw up without your help or enabling.
@mahtinown-eel4 ай бұрын
“Who Are These Dictators” That’s an underrated joke
@jeremy__hopkins4 ай бұрын
8:34 - Please don't give John money. Donate it to charity, find a talented street musician, tip a waiter, buy some gifts for a kid, even give the money to John's Mom. She's suffered for nearly 60 years. Just stop giving money to John. There has to be a point where we all say no to failing upward and being a scumbag online for superchats.
@deadjuice18804 ай бұрын
If people gave money to John's mom, he'd find a way to worm it out of her. He's shameless and despicable.
@jeremy__hopkins4 ай бұрын
@@deadjuice1880 Maybe people can send her fresh vegetables. That's SJ Kryptonite.
@T.M.Warren-qp2gq4 ай бұрын
🗣John’s Ma is the epitome of ‘my son can do know wrong!’ She created a Monster so there’s no love loss here but that would never warrant me phoning an Grandma in her late 80’s …that’s the kind of ish SJ would do! 💯
@georgechatburn13034 ай бұрын
Rich Vos declared himself a legend.
@michaelblaine64944 ай бұрын
Yeah but he’s right
@MightyHorse014 ай бұрын
Legensh
@letsgetacid4 ай бұрын
141 IQ
@echo-cb9st4 ай бұрын
Something tells me his mother is a bad mother she never taught her son some basic decency, basic hygiene basic manners etc
@RicArmstrong4 ай бұрын
She spoiled him.
@harkbelial4 ай бұрын
John and his mom are the worst.
@randommanwill8023 ай бұрын
I've noticed that parents who spoil their children create their own worst nightmares. StutJo's mom spoiled her son badly, so now that she's elderly and should be enjoying her golden years. I had a coworker years ago that spoiled her daughter, buying her a house and supporting her shopping sprees, all because she figured that once she retired, she could move in with her daughter. Well, she paid the house of for her daughter and her husband and they got divorced. The husband got a great lawyer and got the house in the divorce, and all he had to pay was what my former coworker paid for the house, which was about 98k. Last I heard, he sold that house for it's appreciated value and used that to get a new place. Meanwhile, my former coworker's daughter moved into her apartment and doesn't work.
@rworded4 ай бұрын
I blame the Mom. She's the one that gives into his every whim.
@motorcity71372 ай бұрын
Everywhere you pause it , he looks like an absolute dope
@Shroomdiffnuclear4 ай бұрын
It's amazing how all of the Hackverse podcasts started watching John clips, Brennan, Melton, Mr.Toe, like we were not doing it for 4 years. And John loves it, any attention works for him even for the worst reasons
@ScoutFinch7134 ай бұрын
You win. You watch all the podcasts the longest.
@Shroomdiffnuclear4 ай бұрын
The point is all of them were shitting on Karl and Shuli for the same thing my dudes
@shawnoutwest65044 ай бұрын
Anyone who watches KB or Aaron for more than 5m, who can " stomach " either, - has serious issues. Mental.
@Shroomdiffnuclear4 ай бұрын
@@shawnoutwest6504 bib bib bin, bib bib bib ,breaking news...we all have mental and social problems
@WeeeN12874 ай бұрын
@@ShroomdiffnuclearI don't think the smoothbrains got it.
@ANDR_U4 ай бұрын
Rich Voss is a self -proclaimed legend
@robertfalcone30254 ай бұрын
He only got 5K when he sued Sharon Stone's security company btw..
@T.M.Warren-qp2gq4 ай бұрын
😆🤦🏽♂️
@DeabByDawn4 ай бұрын
Ssskkkkrrrrooollllaaaahhhhhh!
@rasalghul1263Ай бұрын
Love how the Dabblecon promo music is from the old WWF promos for events in the early 90's
@giannifriendly560019 күн бұрын
First he’s gonna beat up KB, then he’s gonna kiss all the wounds and make them feel better. He’s so thoughtful.
@harkbelial4 ай бұрын
I don't know if the feds have jurisdiction in my country, I better lay low for a while😂😂😂😂
@ProfessorWingatePeaslee-lg7zs4 ай бұрын
That's what divorce does. It brings people together.
@Siouxperman5 күн бұрын
Producer Chris is a funny mutha!! He’s grown on me throughout the months.
@ChiliSkwertz4 ай бұрын
Who’s whipping up the “I Am Legend” movie poster photoshop?
@MrDorinoFasaad4 ай бұрын
38:58 Rich Vos declares himself a legend constantly.
@richarddutton1981Ай бұрын
...am i missing something? Is John actually bragging about how good looking his EX WIFE is? Lol thats a bizarre play my friend.
@BaronVonCarrot4 ай бұрын
It's so funny blind mike went on his show and said an AI john voice is impossible. I know he's blind but I think he can hear
@LigerFan4 ай бұрын
I think SJ is at Joyce’s house but Aase goes there every day to either help look after him or look after him while Joyce and everyone else goes off to do whatever they do.
@stevenweishaupt85914 ай бұрын
Please don't be a espresso martini get tickets for dabblecon. Stutjo is so stupid he actually thought kate meaney would be interested in him.
@blackghost17914 ай бұрын
JUS DEWIIIT
@shawn_5304 ай бұрын
Wonder if they serve them at Comedy at the Carlson?
@markeetafarmer5414 ай бұрын
I had said that about not knowing names. Picture some agent saying to another. "This guy got more villains bouncing around in his head than a Batman Comic"
@LucysPop4 ай бұрын
Trump 2024
@malcolmtucker79814 ай бұрын
"Mom, please stop calling me!!"
@glennneufield89214 ай бұрын
The Forest Gump, and over employed references are perfect.
@Patriots-Inc.17762 ай бұрын
This will kill John if he searches his name on KZbin. The very first video that pops up when I searched “stuttering John,” on KZbin is a Shuli Network video! 😂😂😂 John needs to quit drinking and go to rehab. Maybe then he would realize a few things about life. He may be too old and stuck in his ludicrous ways to change. I hope I will never get too old and stuck in a cycle of idiocy and arrogance to be able to change.
@Mosely20073 ай бұрын
His self importance I impressive. Laughter from all around right at him.. He will win a Darwim Award. People may laugh at him and his show. . Lawyer Up guys😅😅😅😅 He makes Beavis and Butthead look like geniuses
@Doodotaboobot4 ай бұрын
Love that Zenhauser ❤❤
@IdealX-fr4eg4 ай бұрын
You can't just show up at the local FBI office and start "filling" complaints he is so stupid I can't believe he made it to 60
@Abah-cuh-bus4 ай бұрын
Love where Karl talks about California. He’s so worldly and wise!
@gordie12333 ай бұрын
Tattling john is my favorite john. Should be his new name.
@hadrakir40988 күн бұрын
Suzanna really got roasted here. John is to blame.
@Davecarlson774 ай бұрын
Rake-stepper is it! He's Sideshow Bob
@TonyJacket4 ай бұрын
The guy in the bottom panel looks like Kevin Brennan's producer if he visited Chernobyl.
@henrywheeler85004 ай бұрын
"You dun fucked up"
@StevenP_4623 ай бұрын
Zen I'm glad to hear your voice for once
@PsyChris14 ай бұрын
At least John doesn't hoard the wishes of his supporters!!!
@randommanwill8024 ай бұрын
Remember when john called Trump from California and California is a two party consent state but John said he was safe because he routed his call through his buddy in New York or something? Funny how that saved him with the Trump call but Kate can't rely on being in New York to save her from the StutJo call.
@T.M.Warren-qp2gq4 ай бұрын
🗣 I’m coming round to understanding why John’s Dad inflicted punishment on his wayward son because he saw in John a spoilt belligerent brat who could do no wrong in his Mothers eyes! 💯 #johnsdaddidnowrong
@edf96822 ай бұрын
I just stumbled onto your page… wtf happened to Stuttering John?!?! Holy crap… shocking since I haven’t heard about him for years…🤦🏼♂️😆
@spacenerd94994 ай бұрын
CBEST is like 8th grade math, reading, writing MAX
@AlexandrovitchA4 ай бұрын
So MissyB ISNT an antisemite? :(
@dildoswaggins37244 ай бұрын
That’s disappointing
@CristianoFénix-z4b4 ай бұрын
Why it brought John and his ex together: Ex: what is this dabble verse? John : it’s great I make 100,000/year Ex: *hangs up to dial her lawyer*
@MydemonsayshelloАй бұрын
15:30 you can tell his X scared him.
@splatjack6664 ай бұрын
Being familiar with the area, I could recommend some choice areas in Rockford for John to meet Melton. Problem solved!
@howardsternssmicrophone93324 ай бұрын
Stuttering John Melendez is almost to the point of being a Horrorcow. I haven't being keeping up with the Dabbleverse the past several months, and thought I'd come back to see what was going down. So he's living with his mom now?
@SaraDeppening4 ай бұрын
Ass-y knew her kids were being beaten… but she’s a saint, y’know.