Joey Diaz Isn't Going to a Buffet

[@Ariann350]

“He was a real susceptible fella”😭

[@navnishbhardwaj3436]

Too quick wit it

[@ce5protocol267]

It travels through the air

[@ce5protocol267]

He inhaled leprosy

[@mxtmextra]

Me

[@yoloparrot42]

I died lmfao

[@masonharkness6437]

“What’s the place with the chocolate fountain?" "Uh ohh …. Memphis"😂😂

[@mikiroony]

These two are marvelous.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

That's such a deep seated joke Memphis is where like all of the most ratchet black people have been flowing out of for the last 30 years.

[@TruthTALKA]

Bro said “they be approving everything, menthol bread pudding” 😂😂😂😂

[@CasparLag]

Mental 😂😂

[@eriknorman7409]

In the ghetto 😅😂

[@harleysoto1092]

That’s the one that got me too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cimarronMC]

I want to try that

[@jtlittle19]

Joey’s lookin good, much healthier.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Yeah he's down like 20 lbs at least since I seen him last

[@ongogablogian7112]

Lookin like a docta

[@gangstanongrata]

thanks to Wegovy

[@englishforsrilanka2535]

Ozempic!

[@Bull3tBikes]

i bet he drinks AG1

[@danieljones7501]

They all had a diabetic foot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pornneliushubbard1967]

Saw a female with one and kept laughing cuz of Joey haha

[@jacobreyes4573]

Hilarious 😢😂

[@RafelJaggai]

Ankle as wide as they necks Peter Griffin lookin ah

[@danf8047]

Joey and Theo are probably one of the best natural comedy duos right now. When these 2 meet it's always a riot.

[@minnesotatomcat]

Special pickles and gay watermelon? 🤣 for only $2

[@jonathankulesa]

Black puddin, Reeboks on sale… 😂

[@Reishira-ln73ks]

7×2=14 =5

[@reze3416]

Premier edition 😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Reishira-ln73ks Special pickles = special math

[@Nesquick1121]

Malon lol

[@matthewlucio4320]

He compared buffets to prohibition speakeazy's lmfaooo

[@taylordubose6963]

That shit killed me

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

Joey's right, I went to a Chinese buffet last month and I looked around and my faith in humanity plummeted

[@iluvmyeski]

black people, and overweight white people love those buffets

[@bigbodyaj]

The ones with the hibachi still hit but not how they used to back in the day

[@landonic81]

It's how I feel when I look around when I'm in Planet Fitness. 😂

[@stringbender3]

😂😂😅

[@sskkkkiiii]

@@Nuphs8buffets are disgusting. Go to your local buffet and tell me what you see

[@SHEbangzProductions]

Yo. Joey is just radiating with light! I am absolutely loving his health journey. Mentally and spiritually. keep up the good work, brother, God sees you.

[@clelvis225]

The Howard Johnson shit is real...I grew up medium poor, once a year my parents would take me to see my dad's parents in the middle of nowhere Mississippi, some real red dirt shit....we would stay at the Howard Johnson in town....heated pool, room service, it was like going to the fucking Hilton...

[@tiffanybalcazar6531]

Medium poor lol😂💀

[@ManiacMageetheG]

​@@tiffanybalcazar6531I know exactly what they mean too, haha!

[@edp3202]

Same way cause my parents were gamblers.

[@Bigworms97]

@Tenxents snow flake

[@shelbyM-r9h]

Medium poor is the most relatable shit

[@4Everlast]

Two of those rare MF's that walk around with their clip full 24/7.

[@realtalk5931]

My brother in law is a massive human. He goes to the buffets and you can see the owners and managers just sweating bullets. He goes and eats 200 shrimp

[@ghostofjarule]

WE EAT SO MANY SHRIMP I GOT IODINE POISONING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@pornneliushubbard1967]

In La we have a shakeys pizza that have a all you can eat buffet… I thought it would be smart to go there when it opens. I was wrong. There was a massive guy who kept eating all the pizzas. Then when they would bring a new one out and he would fill his plate with more. He was pissing me off

[@Pusfilth]

Fatso they call em

[@SophieGriegson]

Is he single?

[@ixigabeixi]

Please make a video.

[@Raven34643]

The leprosy line killed me.

[@edp3202]

Scurvy

[@TheTailors1]

“Don Fattingly” 😂😂

[@datdudecollins]

He said if he sees a diabetic foot in a restaurant he’s gotta go. What in the actual… Hahaha

[@andrewp.4609]

The diabetic foot in a restaurant is the modern day equivalent of a dead canary in a coal mine

[@datdudecollins]

@@andrewp.4609 Being from and in West Virginia, I can’t tell you how solid a comment that is.🏆

[@bobhope4949]

@@andrewp.4609same as a dead animal in a stream lol don’t drink that!

[@DracoPadilla]

It's hard for me to see Uncle Joey getting old. He's been a huge part of my life. Helped me stay on the up and up. Me and him had a very similar life. Appreciate this man while we still have him.

[@abhisheksubramani937]

everything is hilarious when Uncle Joey is on!

[@tylerd7239]

“Here is a good mortician” hahaha

[@TBrizzle]

That fuckin uh country crock 😂

[@alexapexgod4643]

Country cock!!!

[@edp3202]

Margarine

[@snicklesnockle7263]

Maybe he was thinking of "old country buffet "

[@adamjenkins190]

These 2 need their own podcast together

[@ClaytonHouseholder-ou9lg]

That’d be Dope

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"The Reebok's were on sale"

[@dannypena]

'Don Fattingly' made me laugh way more than it should. lol

[@aaronmaidman5226]

Joeys ankles for sure are purple bruh

[@kf1416]

bros feet probably look insane

[@mathiasdallandersen5218]

Crazy how hes talking considering how nasty tjat man look

[@45johngalt]

​@@kf1416he used to joke about his f*cked up toe, how it had fungus and was ingrown and a hangnail

[@davideojockey6237]

nah you just told us you dont watch him he does everything to not get his leg swol and always puts them up everytime he goes to bed for over 20 years every day he says

[@bardsamok9221]

​@@davideojockey6237that's not how that works. Atherosclerosis or diabetes doesn't care if you have your feet up. Diabetes: Guy put his feet up. Atherosclerosis: lol

[@hydetannen4819]

‘Gay watermelon’ and ‘Don Fattingly’. LMFAO

[@EmberCrow]

Menthol bread pudding lmao that’s some creative shit

[@ChideNorms]

It’s actually the literal opposite of creative. It’s shit.

[@lewiswyndham9285]

@@ChideNorms nah you're wrong it's creative shit

[@ChideNorms]

@Tenxents huh?

[@ivaninnokenti614]

@@ChideNorms more creative than your art or that fruity ass haircut lmao

[@Bigworms97]

@Tenxents don’t worry y’all. He does this on EVERY body’s comment. He’s a miserable ❄️❄️. WE CAN SEE ALL YOUR COMMENTS💀💀 stop the 🧢🧢🎓🎓🎩🎓🎓🧢🎩

[@blackcats3951]

“Dude was very susceptible” 🙈🤣

[@PootieTang101]

Shoney's breakfast buffet in the morning is the best. Their spaghetti too

[@stevenking8884]

Spaghetti, bacon, hash brown, sausage, eggs and donuts...great breakfast

[@potterj09]

Communist Chedder Cheese: Your serving of calcium, your serving of communism.

[@AtoZImprvts.]

Welfare cheese melts ( great grilled cheese). Communist cheese doesn't melt, no grilled cheese 😔😔

[@Justin-el6ph]

2:56 that laugh though

[@mhairifox7753]

"Buffets. The OnlyFans of the dinner service." Lol

[@trevorkew6097]

Underrated line haha…I diedddd

[@mikebentley8308]

Joey is glowing! Nice to see him still doing good and happy 👍

[@natestarkovich4893]

2:33 “whats the place that had the chocolate fountain?” “memphis?”

[@deez5149]

I saw a 600lb woman at Golden Corral as a kid. And I could not take my eyes off her calves

[@keatonjorgensen8793]

People with legs so fat there is no distinction between the thigh, calf or ankles are my favorite.. Looks like a elephant leg

[@BarackObamaJedi]

I think the PC term is still "children", no matter how much of a cow the mum was

[@deez5149]

It was like a ballon. I have never seen such a distorted anatomy

[@tubby4388]

@@keatonjorgensen8793 Brutal

[@HxThomison]

​@@BarackObamaJedipearls, before swine.

[@EziekKiel]

At Cracker Barrel for another dollar you can teabag a bronze statue of John Wayne.

[@Dime_time333]

I literally lol'd reading this

[@sharonmontano4924]

You’re trying too hard

[@RejectReality97]

I'd pay you a dollar to never tell that joke again😂 what a shit joke

[@EziekKiel]

@@sharonmontano4924 Aww, did you say something sweetie? You see that? That's my teabag on your chin.

[@fivestar8337]

Lmao

[@btf1287]

from gay water to comedy to leprosy in under 2 mins

[@coryrich2619]

Just imagine being the camera guy in a room with Theo Von and Joey Diaz….BEST TIME EVER

[@thesimplecooks]

hard to not laugh and screw up the audio

[@pinnaclehomegoods]

“Here’s a good Mortician..” 😂😂😂

[@NaritusPwN]

They put the FDA and random adds on instagram on the same level 😂

[@BLAISEDAHL96]

Damn Joey is in good shape!

[@edp3202]

Ozempic?

[@squid_fish]

Count how many adults over 18 are a normal weight vs obese now in any given situation; it’s nuts. Can’t help but notice it where I live…

[@kylenorris5391]

Same here kinda depressing

[@charliechazworth]

I live in East Tennessee and see this every time I go to Wal Mart. Everyone is obese… usually a few zooming around on the disabled people carts. It’s soul crushing. Humanity is doomed.

[@RejectReality97]

It's majority young people too is the crazy part. And the majority of that is women 😂 GO figure

[@bryanpinto4051]

look at KZbin videos from the 80s. Concerts, classrooms etc, the amount of overweight people were at a minimum. Look at today 80% of people are complete messes. Put them on the front cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition because ITS THE NORM.

[@mcm2366]

We will end up like the people in WALL-E.

[@Donut_Sprinkle]

country crock is wild 😆

[@datdudecollins]

Fucking “Country Crock.” Hahahaha

[@Donut_Sprinkle]

@@datdudecollinsso damn funny ahahahah 🤣🤣

[@RealFightPicks]

“Gay watermelon” 😂

[@shyamronvelia]

first time someone uttered these words "bring up a howard johnson's" 😂

[@charlesmclemore3835]

My mother and stepfather go to Golden Corral. They eat until they get full, then they take a bench break, then they go back at it.

[@juniorruiz7950]

Do they have swollen or purple ankles ? 😂

[@charlesmclemore3835]

@@juniorruiz7950 yeah, pretty much.

[@AllSeeingThai]

Joey looks good man, definitely added a few years on his life

[@jonathanhoward1499]

2:51 golden corral

[@neilpm12]

Real susceptible fella 😂 3:00 Axygen Theo 5:41

[@iceavelli7667]

2:02 when Joey goes in 😂

[@barberism24]

I forgot my phone on my trip to SF. So I really felt like I was in the early 2000s. Thinking this was how EVERYONE was and we had no problem. It really made me more patient with everything and more into the moment. No to mention noticing everyone on their phone. Felt good to enjoy the ferry with PURE THOUGHTS.

[@tsunamipapi1343]

1:41 I luv when theo tells a joke and tries 2 act like it wasn’t a joke but he can’t hold his laugh and breaks . like u can tell he thought of the gay watermelon line but broke once he said it out loud lmao

[@Jangel_22]

Don Fattingly💀

[@shyamronvelia]

"here's a good mortician" 🤣

[@tinoooo5895]

Gay watermelon is crazy

[@dannymadrid1822]

Coco is a good dude. Always has me laughing and uplifting too. Keep up the great gift u have to have all of us laughing. God bless🎉

[@mvinterlude]

Joeys head is so big lmaoo. Literal cartoon character in the best way. All love

[@BWall-h4d]

"Look at the size of his fuckin' head, Joe Rogan! Look at the size of his head!"

[@OctoberHourglass]

Shoney’s was the lick. Breakfast buffet was crazy.

[@JacobG093]

This video is making me want to go to a buffet. Weed is kickin tonight, Jack 😂

[@Zack-hi2kx]

Joey looks in great shape

[@tubby4388]

Ozempic

[@derekpike9784]

Joey and Theo together, just shooting the shit about anything, is what the world needs. Lets get these two on a pod regularly.... the Church of This Past Weekend

[@alextheman3330]

We all need an Uncle Joey lol

[@BigRog203]

buffets are still going strong and busy as ever here in Connecticut

[@wilproK]

Fuckin hilarious, Joey and Theo have great comedy chemistry

[@iannapier9107]

A buffet is the only fans for the dinner community!

[@hawaiisidecar]

Strange I read your comment at the same time he said that. It was like Theo was narrating your comment.

[@lisapineapple]

So true 😂

[@justindrachenberg8131]

How, me too​@@hawaiisidecar

[@rooskadoodle5952]

We the people love joey diaz

[@sstier48]

Watching this on my way back from a Chinese buffet 😂

[@juliancastillo9570]

The buffet and the casino when you go to them you lose faith in humanity

[@matlikekana]

NOT THE COMMUNIST CHEDDAR CHEESE 😭😭😭😭😭

[@pauljenks4375]

In Jersey we call Howard Johnsons the Ho Jo 😂😂

[@MichaelMiller-bf4jv]

At Golden Coral a large woman across from us started hacking and then she puked right in the aisle. It had ice cubes in it.

[@tommyfu9271]

she probably went right back to eating too

[@AtibaVV]

I wish they had Howard Johnson's today he said $15 a night

[@salabukhalil8677]

For what

[@iesickboy]

For a room at the hotel/travelodge. Howard Johnson's wasn't just a restaurant.

[@iunnox666]

Howard Johnson's isn't around anymore? And they had a restaurant?

[@JamesThomas-kx5sj]

@@iunnox666 It started as a restaurant and expanded into hotels but now it's just hotels

[@BrianM-44041]

They do there's one 3 miles from me it's 55 now lol

[@sira.scottascot8865]

Theo is one of the few people that'll crack Joey Diaz up. I love it.

[@pm2007est]

I’m getting healthy dog, I been drinking water. Don’t worry about nothin, Tip Top Magoo.

[@jeffhelton9510]

Golden Corral is the gateway to the end for me.

[@fahad1992fah]

Missing grandparents for 40$ 😂😂😂damn it he is naturally funny

[@louisgreen4839]

“The only fans of the dinner community”😂😂😂

[@Brandon-e6r]

Joey was right that no matter how much weight he loses his head stays the same 😂😂😂

[@SMKNGRL420]

Shakeys pizza 🍕 that took me back holy shit 😂

[@MarkTravis-l6g]

Its honestly a miracle Joey Diaz is still alive. Listen to the guy breathe. Sounds like a kid a couple blocks away whistling while cars drive by

[@Brain69420]

I worked at Golden Corral, the morbidly obese would get there like an hour before breakfast went to lunch. They'd sit with their air tanks eat for 5 hours and eat breakfast lunch and dinner. I used to have a group therapy thing and we'd talk about our weeks. I'd always go on these insane rants about these buffet people. It's spot on.

[@Mrsrose5588]

I was laughing so hard at this video. I almost felt like I was having a heart attack 😂😂😂😂

[@cimarronMC]

I just want to know what the hell Special Pickles, Gay Watermelon, and black pudding is 😂

[@acklandb]

Theo's face at 2:57 after he says one of his buddies got leprosy at one of those places hahahahaha.. "Real susceptible fella..."

[@MurdockB]

Love these two together

[@Popdoc21]

Tell him, I bet his farts could make a buzzard pass out over a maggot pile

[@StephenIC]

"How the fuck do you get leprosy?" "Aw man, this guy would get everything, he's a real susceptible fella" 🤣🤣

[@jonathanzwart930]

"here I am with them, about ta die." 😂

[@realChewky]

3:03 i love how Joey doesn't realize it was Golden Corral he was talking about with the chocolate fountain

[@nelsikegaming]

Joey looks like he eats all 3 of his meals in all of those places

[@vonbeedle554]

nah not modern Joey

[@TheYellowTuxedo]

I feel thay way about Skyline Chili. Loved it as a kid, still do now. But I do look down and around when Im there.

[@ginjaedgy49]

Diaz can match theo's energy haha

[@1chapa5]

Ive never seen theo laugh that hard 😂 this was hilarious

[@pablot-r9402]

People still do "premium buffets" of all food types. The most common of course being East Asian Buffets, and the "premium" treatment gets you access to half shell oysters, freshly cooked steak, sushi, etc.

[@salvatoregiovanni8967]

Joey speaking from his ivory tower like he’s a picture of health after all the drugs he’s done

[@natalia-grace]

Joey has more stories, than years his been on earth…. Cubans are known for talking shit, and Joey is the leader !!

[@garciafamily5850]

And Theo alone is right behind them.

[@HxThomison]

Joey rolls around with Mortician business cards😂😂😂

[@jakep1979]

Joey Wheezing at the end over there sounds like someone inhaling pure oxygen from a tank.

[@Earthwormjimm]

Joey doesn’t know he just found the friend that will absolutely appreciate his next level friendship. What a perfect duo. The kid he always wanted and the father he always wanted

[@mattmaulucci451]

"Don Fattingly" could be the best joke of all time.

[@BloodyCrooked1977]

The funniest thing is that these two are unnatural friends, you can really tell like in the very last part that joey is still in this “learning to know this person” mode and get surprised by Theo’s joke. Bless these souls. ❤❤❤

[@Louisiana1975]

Shoney's breakfast bar was the shit!