Stuttering John has a mental health Crisis over a TV

Stuttering John has a mental health Crisis over a TV, causing much confusion.
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[@VeryBrisklySales]

Repeatedly listening to this today. Fantastic work

[@danielc5807]

"You must be drunk" called it!

[@FDSheckler]

Cardiff said if I wanted to see another sunrise, I had to subscribe to this channel.

[@sadosedreviews]

I want to Venmo the guy on the other end. He seems like a generally good guy.

[@chimpinabowtie6913]

You've done the impossible: made SJ hilarious. I'm literally crying🤣

[@rkowna]

These rants make more sense out of context here than when I hear them on his show. Excellent work

[@VitoBanditoo]

My brother you NEED to add “I am Stuttering John Melendez” to the sound board when they ask for the name. They’ll look it up after and be recruited to the DV

[@1-800-Dabbler]

Added to board!

[@deansternberg2265]

This is the funniest utilization of John yet. Outstanding.

[@roktimus]

“Chilllll brahhh” 🤣 great job!

[@timothymcdonough7609]

The hands always give it away

[@texhula2874]

Laughed so hard I did a spit take.

[@fudgicle1427]

"Are you like lonely bro?" lmao

[@Pukewater]

I laughed so hard my family had me committed. Worth it!

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Cardiff AND Shuli sent me. Glad they did!

[@RM-th8ol]

MORE!!!!

[@frankiesaenz7265]

Well this is a new addition to the dabbleverse, it is hilarious how much material the dabbler has given the world and he gets none of the credit, money or accolades and that kills him.

[@icyuno]

I'm going through these laughing!!! Amazing work. Very talented.

[@inconsistentseas]

🤣🤣please keep it up with these!🤣🤣

[@John-bu9yz]

This is my new favorite channel

[@TheCordes]

Referred by Cardiff- great stuff!!🎉

[@RC-Nation]

This is genius.......

[@Knappster727]

OMG Stuttering John Soundboard calls!! There is a God!

[@sadosedreviews]

This is gold!

[@benBahRam]

I want to believe this guy is real.

[@MichiganMARKEMARK]

These are so great! When he starts singing randomly😂

[@jdstaz1873]

- holy shit! I haven’t seen him in a long time - now he looks like the fuckin’ Monster Who Ate Stuttering John!

[@Tony2times714]

You're a rising star ✌️ Cardiff sends his love

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If you are trying to get your 6 pack abs, just skip the gym and watch 1800 Dabbler. The laughter is all the ab workout you need.

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Cardiff told me to say he sent me here... Bossy potato. Great clips, young dabbler.

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The juice is always there! Skooooal!

[@jwmdlm07]

This is AMAZING

[@TurbsMcGurk]

Incredible!

[@JohnsonsAtranny]

This is great. I fucking hate John

[@jgionti3]

Wow!! This is utter gold I’m still laughing. Thanks for posting

[@eternalextrapolations]

Wow, this is amazing! I never thought people would fall for soundboards again since the days of Arnie calling Gateway tech support - a classic in case anyone born this century has not heard it. In a way, this is its successor and carries on from its legacy. Cheers.

[@Michael-im5mq]

This variation adds AI voiceprint mixed in with soundboard drops. It's amazing.

[@eternalextrapolations]

@@Michael-im5mq Yes, but lines like "Hold on, let me get my information, how do I do this?", when used more than once should give the game away. Also, clips like the "Yyyyesss" have such an identifiable cadence that this would have tipped off people in the 90s that they were hearing a recorded voice. Not now, apparently. There are likely several factors involved, but one of them I suspect is a lowering of the general cognitive function of the average human being.

[@Michael-im5mq]

@@eternalextrapolations Well I do completely agree with you with regards to identifiable cadence. And you may indeed be on to something.

[@5milemacc737]

“Thank you” 😂😂😂 Booooommmmm

[@eternalextrapolations]

10:07 This is like in Memento where the guy is reading the tatoos on his body to recount the steps he's already taken every day he wakes up with his memory wiped 😂

[@grandpacreampie]

Cardiff is putting you over huge 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@teepee4531]

FSJ, the original whack packer.

[@rfabsulous]

This guy started to have so much fun on the other end. Kudos haha

[@fredblassie9523]

this version of John looks a lot like the REV. JERRY FALWELL

[@BrotherJP333SP]

Absolutely fantastic. Cardiff and OJ sent me this way.

[@shawn_530]

9:32 - 9:55 is pure gold

[@MrDevins]

Brilliant. This is all brilliant, Dr. D.

[@deanSHOCK312]

Too damn funny! Keep it up!

[@whiteknightcutlass]

Nice......

[@XYouVandal]

This is funny. Shuli is a hack

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The potato sent me. 🫡

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“I love that song” haha

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Dues payyah said swing by n subscribe, funny 💩

[@proteinjeans]

Killing it buddy, keep it up!!!

[@5milemacc737]

Hey come Johnny SKOALLA

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TSN paid me in fake super chats to sub here. It's good stuff

[@sunflowerdragon7516]

Funny af! Thank u for the laughs!

[@Siouxperman]

Genius

[@barzy9725]

A la Stern Sal and Richard. Funny had me rolling. "He got da action he got da mochun".

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[@TexasLawdog]

Great job man! Keep it up!

[@SombaSkol]

This is to good. More please 😂

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Now this is something. Easy sub.

[@elguapo9268]

outstanding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@J_T_The_Watcher]

Cardiff Electric sent me here

[@jayski2378]

I'm lying in bed at 1240 in the morning listening to this I'm dying laughing..(but silently so I don't wake my girl) and ya know when ya laugh your body shakes.. yep the whole beds shaking..damn u good sir!! My girls trying to get some sleep!! Funny is 9-12am.. have some respect..she has work in the morning..good day sir.. (That is hilarious.thx for the laugh!)

[@1-800-Dabbler]

Glad this made you laugh!

[@jonnyrockwell]

Dude I'm watching this at 4am and I'm CRYING 😂

[@OzoneRey]

Funniest videos ever

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Legit! Were you a stockbroker or a dude from Kansas?

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Bewm

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Amazing 😂

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PWO!

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this one was fake as sht. Someone hanging on that long is fake.

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😂

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