Stuttering John Knows His GQP Interviews Will Suck

The trip to DC is almost upon us (it has to be, he said it would be this month) and now all of a sudden Stuttering John is trying to manage expectations. Gosh, over the last year he's been asking for money to fund this trip and he never once mentioned it might be unsuccessful. Interesting timing.
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Original air date - April 24, 2022
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[@generalgk]

John: “Donald Trump was inciting violence on January 6th” Also John: “Come down to the Pickwick Pub and fight me”

[@Flynnstir]

Hal Sparks must have absolutely nothing going on in his life. He's been making weekly appearances on johns show for over 2 years now and even John just reads the comments when Hal is painfully boring people lol

[@TheMotiveDJ]

I don't know why at this point Stuttering John and Opie don't just join forces and do a show together. They are essentially two sides of the same coin. They may as well get something going and cash in on their online fame as two notorious trainwrecks. The complete lack of self awareness would make for compelling viewing.

[@srb2591]

I've always said that it would be the ultimate team up . The only problem would be if you watch their older shows toghter they spend the whole time trying to out "star" each other . Most of the show is them big timing each other I don't know how long a show would last but I would Patreon

[@TheMotiveDJ]

@@srb2591 I know exactly what you mean by them trying to big time each other. Their dynamic is terrible, they have absolutely no chemistry or any understanding of comedic timing. Neither of the two has any natural flair for banter. And that is why, like yourself, I would be handing my credit card details to Patreon.

[@rg-pq1kb]

call it "Hatewatch This"

[@jonb2756]

They would fight and brake up quick. Both have giant inflated ego's.

[@srb2591]

@@jonb2756 I will go on Opie podcast live stream and always say he should do a show with SJ and there are max 30 people on when I do it I know he sees but he just blows it off . That should show you how low SJ is on everyone's radar Opie even jumped on the Jokemans nuts when he first got let go at Sirius

[@Cookie_Cutter_Creep]

The guy at the airport 100% thought John was gay and hitting on him. I would’ve been creeped out too.

[@Nechyfer6006]

He def!would’ve been creeped out by the stink on 🤢SJohn’s left foot & stench on his right foot🤢

[@Johnnymars313]

“What a great idea, I will answer the trolls phone calls. It will cost them 10 dollars a call” what is this 1993? Make sure the trolls don’t get a hold of your beeper number SJ!

[@gridlo]

"They can't hang up!!" Huh? Why?

[@Dhardy316]

Remember when John came up with that funny bit? Me either🤭 Honestly I cant get enough of this, look so forward to this

[@vincentzazueta2353]

Remember that great bit John did on grillo! 5 days 7 people renting casting room end result !! Bomb 👎 Howard rip John for hour. Had grillo to read a script bomb big time,

[@stevenweishaupt8591]

I think john burns bridges better than anyone . I can imagine how he's grifting scott the engineer. I watched his comedy set it was horrible. I don't think his Washington DC. Trip will happen. I have a funny suspicion.

[@geekedup5829]

He’s a chronic alcoholic

[@iowaqfanboomq4613]

Your right on the dc trip. The stench of failure is very strong with stuttering john these days. He needs to get off his ass & get to work.

[@paganorc]

John's up early so he can drink so he doesn't get the shakes.

[@HankBukowski]

John flat out said he was sorry he got his skateboarder son into weed on a podcast with Artie and Ant. Does he even know the truth from lie anymore?

[@Sixstringman]

the man is an NPC at this point.

[@matthewzizzo4586]

Nope

[@matthewzizzo4586]

He used to know the difference , and still chose to lie constantly... but you're right ! now he lost track😄

[@mrdefinitely8769]

Come on man, John has foamed at the mouth to us 1,000 times.... he is not a liar!! LMFAO. John is a LOW LIFE

[@michaelfrazia4569]

we all know a guy like john...and eventually we all stay away from him

[@HughezyEntertainment]

John doing something that sucks? no way! Alert the press!

[@gcanada3005]

The D.C trip Was all just a giant grift to begin with. Insider trading great.

[@matthewzizzo4586]

This making fun of John , is not even close to Jumping the Shark.... Keep piling on.... with Artie out of the picture right now , this is the most entertaining thing for real Stern Show fans , on the internet . ( it's funny that "Real" Stern fans haven't listened to the show in like a Dozen Years ... I know I haven't ! )

[@matthewzizzo4586]

@Pure Blood .... I wonder how many of us fall into that category .... And I'm not talkin about the Star Trek , Jackie , worship Rob Zombie , attended Hank's funeral(RIP) , type fans ... a little bit younger group than that .

[@matthewzizzo4586]

@Pure Blood I never thought I would like Anthony cumia but when he's with Artie I like it , and would have paid $1,000 to sit in the same room while Artie , Anthony , and John .... Were all shitting on John😄

[@ourword3112]

Dabbles in the market as well

[@manifestgtr]

That first thing sounds suspiciously close to stock manipulation. The guy mentions his stock to John, they MIGHT get bought out, he broadcasts it to his little audience. If his audience wasn’t so minuscule, you could make a case that they were trying to pump up the stock. Lucky for John, the FTC has bigger fish to fry…

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

There's a big difference between asking Chevy Chase or Phyllis Diller a question while they're on the red carpet at a movie premiere in the 90s... and tracking down a Senator in DC in 2022.

[@pontiva420]

Is Hal Sparks transitioning?

[@realcoach2023]

Scott has to be the nicest guy in history to let John the dirtbag stay at his house. Scott charge him for fumigation when he leaves! Lol Only good thing is this must be driving Howard (Imus) crazy! lol

[@ME143-c1d]

Let's hope he didn't give him Bed Bugs.

[@matthewzizzo4586]

Karl is great for when I need my fix of ass napkin Ed accent

[@Johnnymars313]

Upon hearing SJ was asking his Facebook fans for digital stars, Trucker Andy chimed in saying SJ needs to be able to buy Scott the engineer a 4pc at KFC for John to be able to sleep on Scott’s porch. Lol! Andy is hilarious!!

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

I was really surprised to hear John has children, I can't imagine the quality of woman that would talk to him, let alone reproduce with him?

[@Chrismw81]

When did Hal Sparks become a Golden Girl?

[@HankBukowski]

"Dats payin him mo den any two nights..."

[@TonyStark-kd5kb]

I can’t believe Juan found 118 people to watch that live 😂😂

[@blindshotpod]

6:25 he isn't faking excitement about what hal was talking about. He was showing his relief at the statement he made about them not being able to put "being funny" in a contract. John knows if that was in a contract he'd never be paid for anything.

[@PeteR-or5kj]

Melendez has always said he NEVER lies 4:06

[@adamrasmussen9939]

I think John would have been on The Tonight Show when Viagra came out. Do you think that 'He lived a very hard life' joke came out of Jay's to mouth back then during one of his million intro. monologues?

[@derekfromtexas7621]

Scott must have been ecstatic the minute he left florida

[@minderoded2383]

Love these. Keep ‘em coming !

[@andychow5509]

He's correct that people calling from an 800 or 888 number have to pay about $0.02 /minute. So if you answer and it's scammers from India, it does cost them a few pennies. But from regular numbers you can have unlimited plans and it doesn't cost anything.

[@ArthurTwoshedsJackson]

He's trying so hard to sound like Dice. Every time I think Stuttering Jerk couldn't be any big of a loser, he proves me wrong.

[@zacharyhoffman5252]

Staying in a screen door house hahaha how subtle that line came out. Excellent. Also having a working oven lmao he has no idea how pathetic he comes across.

[@MrSockMonkey80]

Beavis and Butthead roll their eyes at John's viagra joke.

[@michaelmitchell4992]

If Hal Sparks had any balls he should have said "hey john, your girlfriends trying to say something" as the dog is barking

[@jonb2756]

21:48 John said he got 20 calls, says it's $10 call, and that he has made $400. 20×10 is $200. John is such an absolute dope LOL. "DURRRRRRR I can't do math DURRRRR"

[@circusshizshow]

I love it when he acts like an expert about something 🤣

[@circusshizshow]

Meanwhile, it's free😅

[@Prousto]

It’s actually nostalgically satisfying to see Scott still sucking the life and energy out of any room he walks into.

[@Cd-89]

Kch 🚬😞⛈

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

"I got that money for ya" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@americanboy79]

I watch his podcast sometimes as a goof so I can have a good laugh. Its all Trump bashing and Democrat worshipping. He's literally been begging for $$ for months for his big Washington DC trip. I've thought since the first time I heard about it that it was just another grift for $$. The sad thing is people were actually giving him $$ 🤦‍♂️

[@ForeverConsciousResearch]

I have to ask for my own curiosity....How much can someone like John even get for things like that trip? Or just roughly in a regular stream? For the ones you've been brave enough to make it through. I wonder if he met whatever goal he had in mind for the trip. For him to continue doing this he has to be doing somewhat decent (I guess??), it's just hard to imagine it in my head 😆

[@jordanbates3036]

He must have loved being an intern... cuz he still working for free

[@Inevertouchmycarrot]

SJ is so disturbing.

[@sharongardner2023]

I just watched a old episode of Howard Stern. And he was just giving John hell. He told him if I wasn't letting you be on my show where would you be then. Howard said you be worthless you would be homeless broke your nothing John. Without me your nothing.

[@RolandDeschain1]

And Howard was 100% correct.

[@DiggitySlice]

Why does Hal Sparks look like a real life deepfake character?

[@psfanboy79]

10x20=400 according to John.

[@verdes25]

I know I take all my stock advice from somebody I just met on a plane… imagine SJ at a race track? He’d def take advice from some random guy at a race track telling him he has inside info, on one of the horses… 😂

[@Tony2times714]

Damn John looks horrible jeeez What a joke he is

[@healingchurchpotluck5352]

Wether you agree with his politics or not, you have to respect Hal Sparks for appearing on John's podcast. Like any good lefty, he is demonstrating his commitment to helping marginalized citizens like our poor tired and hungry wretch John.

[@ItsMe-on6tt]

I worked with Hal on Queer As Folk. Very nice guy, so weird to see him on here.

[@brianmarchman631]

When Scott recorded his horrible late show audition, he didn't acknowledge Scott for 10+ years. Now they are butt buddies?

[@leapfrog2228]

check out a YT video someone linked to on Dabblers Anon on reddit a few hrs ago. so cool. post is titled 'Doubt John will like this'.

[@thegoodguy44]

I JUST WATCHED IT !! LOVED

[@amishspaceforce96]

here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJq5ZpZ3iat6fNU

[@Flynnstir]

There will 0.0 interviews done....because he's not going lol

[@richarddexter5513]

Did I miss this one. Oops nope another great 👍 one the phone calls were a riot

[@haywoodjablome6645]

The stock is down nine cents since John gave us his hot tip.

[@CaptainWwowW]

Is Hal Sparks using a filter or does he just naturally look like a failed clone

[@matthewrowley813]

20 x 10 is 200, right?

[@Johnnymars313]

SJ math the answer is 400

[@matthewrowley813]

@@Johnnymars313 oh...forgot about the SJ coefficient.

[@iowaqfanboomq4613]

I love hearing the updates on dufus. Interesting

[@jamesjarvis9001]

Tryed watch johns podcast without comments not half good these guys good for john hope 1day john goes on show says thank you

[@imforfun1]

sparks is creepy face peel weird

[@derekfromtexas7621]

he literally has no idea to have relationships with people

[@RolandDeschain1]

John is narcissistic to a sociopathic level. The thoughts and feelings of those around him mean less than nothing.

[@thekid3375]

Two zero’s of comedy. SJ and Hal

[@johnelderisclueless1592]

You say while watching a room full of hacks yucking it up about nothing funny. Good judgrment....

[@thekid3375]

@@johnelderisclueless1592 thank you. I thought it was good judgement as well

[@johnelderisclueless1592]

@@thekid3375 I think you're on the low end of the bell curve "Kid".

[@robj5995]

This is to good keep it up 🤣🤣

[@ethanmurray2203]

He bought some? What, 3 shares

[@Nobodyshoes]

The merry med stock john mentioned has gone down the toilet since then and is currently worthless. 😆

[@michaelmitchell4992]

John only reads names to let everyone know that people are actually watching. Just like Opie does on his shitty Facebook live show. He likes to have "friends of the show".

[@user-xs5rq4qr7i]

How does a dude who was given millions end up like this - broke begging for money from a trailer park?

[@RolandDeschain1]

An ugly divorce and spending like an idiot.

[@marz-95]

Spoiler alert, his trip did suck.

[@PAYNEKILLER..]

I tried commenting on John's live and I'm blocked, I don't recall ever commenting on his channel to get blocked. Strange 😄

[@jamiespeirs1962]

Looks like he’s doing a hostage video. Being held hostage by incompetence.

[@rg-pq1kb]

did he get more of a "new york accent" after moving to LA?

[@RolandDeschain1]

When he's in a mood or he's trying to be a tough guy he turns back into a Long Island trash and he's like: "I got da ting wid da ting over heahh!"

[@circusshizshow]

I love how Rickles pumped John up, but he's too stupid to realize it.

[@corganart]

16:53 Antic-Dote Andy

[@jeremymoon9088]

Antic & anecdote = "anticdote"

[@jamesjarvis1700]

Hate my job Karl right most people work to live it sucks r many people keep the job if won lottery

[@psfanboy79]

John prolly has a minute plan on his phone with his broke ass

[@BFSOM]

You guys heard the one about the inventor of Viagra?

[@Cowardlydabbling]

You guys drop the ball with the D.C gig. Don’t get me wrong, the bombs were funny. But if you could have filled the audience with fake laughter and praise, he would have given us months of amazing content. Could you imagine the false confidence and smugness for months on end after that set?

[@marylopez2844]

Do you guys do a reaction video to EVERY stuttering Johnny post? Isn’t that in itself a little stuttering johney?

[@AwesomeMullet69]

This f*cking stooge, it never ceases to amaze me 😆

[@richardcosentino8121]

Please stay in Florida....just get out of Woodland Hills.

[@michaelmitchell4992]

Is it me or did Hal Sparks get Botox injections

[@psfanboy79]

There’s that mensa member IQ hard at work

[@RonnieGreher]

What happened to John's green screen/background? As bad as that has been at times, this au naturale scenery is horrendous! On the plus side, John appears to be relatively clean and decently groomed. Making The Opester looks a bit worse imo. ABD! Karl FTW!

[@liamfun1000]

A scumbag has to tell u how good they .

[@NavaDownSouth]

- Not Financial Advise - - Do Your Own Research - *go out right now immediately and spend your life savings on this low market cap medical marijuana stock*

[@mattgroves8642]

Who are the podcasts….W A T P……..

[@iowaqfanboomq4613]

John needs to get a job

[@jeffh8693]

Hey it's not too convenient for me to listen to your podcast and he having to stop doing what I'm doing take my gloves off get my phone in my pocket make sure my hands are clean skip the ad and then continue listen to your podcast or should I just switch over to another one that doesn't front and back

[@brfam1977]

Is his tongue growing?

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

Do people really pay to watch John? Do you have any numbers, I can't imagine enough people pay for this shit that he's making a living off of this?

[@coincidence4670]

Haha more material

[@rondobson1828]

At first I didn't like you guys, but man, your fucking hilarious. Please try to avoid the politics.

[@slamfreepoetry1845]

John is such a nice guy.

[@orcking9788]

Hal sparks is almost as unfunny as john

[@Yokes27]

I'm like 4 min in and he hasn't studdard at all

[@RolandDeschain1]

He said that he stops stuttering when he drinks. He drinks non-stop these days, so that explains that.

[@Drewpeanuts1]

Is he missing teeth?

[@ФилипКорупов]

Apreciando a una mujer tan hermosa. 2:4 sentadillas son unos XX18LIKE.Uno muchas y un buen ejercicio. 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world lost mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer

[@lepkebuchalter902]

How's the slot

[@zackamania6534]

I disagree with YOUR ALLS politics but I strongly agree with how shitty and unprofessional John is at broadcasting

[@JokersWild70]

Don Rickles was one of the best ball busters of ALL TIME! He was totally fucking with Stuttering Idiot

[@andrehilov8406]

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 115 sentadillas son unos XXXGIRLS.Uno muchas y un buen ejercicio. Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖 los mortalesi abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer.k

[@lepkebuchalter902]

They touched me in the no no

[@echo-cb9st]

I would bet the farm that 30 guys at pickwick pub would not jump in and help john if someone showed up there to fight him, like he says.