Subaru and Bae Can't Stop Laughing At How Biboo Got Away From Her Crime 【Hololive】

[@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters]

"Please shut up desu yo" wasn't what I expected to hear

[@mrjoe5292]

Subaru is great desu yo

[@Tahanok2]

Needs to be a sound clip

[@theonlymegumegu]

reminds me of when she told callie, "you shut up your mouth" XD (in a cute voice)

[@GeronKizan]

And remember she told the same to Nerissa

[@reaperofthings]

A certain dragon twitched in her sleep

[@4actors340]

Biboo: "可愛いから許して" Chat: "Innocent desu"

[@CertifiedGoonerMan]

Case dismissed your honor

[@andriputra99]

意義あり‼ objection‼

[@hanna_ar]

Biboo knows her speaking in Japanese makes her 10x cuter than she already is!!! This rock got away from prison for a reason 😂😂

[@ThatchNetherfold]

Yet also why only Kaela can handle her... only the cuter ones can handle it.

[@nekozaemon3803]

Yeah, she ended up there for a reason also. What an evil rock! I can't believe it!

[@ReiseLukas]

Ikr, Pet Rocks don't belong in the pound

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

Applying maximum nihonglish 🤣

[@virtualstring2925]

"I'm not afraid of Kaela" - famous last words

[@r.f.switch5847]

*ASGORE starts playing*

[@wyawardclown]

​@@r.f.switch5847 *fingers in his assgore starts playing

[@bfnmo7750]

Fingers in my beep Fingers in my beep

[@FrostKnight1205]

​@@r.f.switch5847 not my trauma

[@artsmith1111]

RIP Bozo to the rock

[@K42U]

Kaela be like: "I honestly don't care if you go chaotically killing any Holomems. But please, make your own sword."

[@zukato4119]

Blacksmith Priorities, I guess

[@MexicAnime]

She doesn't want to be an accessory to murder. Smart.

[@AlexinCL]

lore accurate biboo, she can get away with it because she's cute

[@Harklein]

4:34 LMAO Please Shut up, Desu Yo xD

[@flendos3295]

I love Kaela going the extra mile and putting on a crying voice, like she's a disappointed mother

[@n484l3iehugtil]

and also dressing up like a normal housewife (with a spiked mace), as if the news team just got into her house while she was in the middle of chopping durians to get her statement

[@harpot678]

​@@n484l3iehugtil Isn't that her school uniform with traditional pattern for independence day

[@spsawyer22]

It was AI, she didn't say BEEJOE.

[@Serocco]

Her english has improved so much too holy shit :0

[@broadbandislife]

The punchline at the end is p peak too lel

[@azelard]

The JP lesson with Lui-nee has been paying off 😂

[@this.is.k]

Oh? Is that on stream (so I can watch) or offline?

[@rickbui3520]

It was on lui's stream a while back

[@thecrimsoncrispy]

I assumed she was getting live tl like with the gta rp it sounded like she was reading something rather than remembering

[@madao9946]

@@this.is.k search something like "lui bijou jp lesson". you'll prolly find it. it's good.

[@j2_zero]

Lui probably didn't think that her teachings will be used to free her of crimes but that's exactly what happened.

[@drinkmorecareless]

“Make sure to learn from your senpais!” “Wait, not like that!”

[@01100101011100100111]

She's learning from Gura.

[@someone_one_one]

Ah yes the gura defense

[@Chronuz]

The Gura defense is rock solid.

[@AJarOfYams]

How Cuteness is Almost Everything - The Gura Theorem

[@monkeydluffy5054]

The way she got away with her crime seems very familiar

[@nguyenlong9671]

Bijou has similar vibes as Gura.

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

Luna got away in a similar fashion earlier in the stream

[@shawdou3327]

@@nguyenlong9671 Still Gura's: "You can try" last words are the best of all :D

[@Tamachii12]

Is that method involves Bau bau ?

[@monkeydluffy5054]

@@Tamachii12 that the best method to immediately be not guilty

[@BrutalBeast666]

Learning from her sempai Gura. That is impressive.

[@shawdou3327]

Yea, that is the way. Smol and Petan have to stick together. :D

[@Pomoyka1448]

It's because she's basically Gura now

[@broadbandislife]

Although it was actually Lui-nee who taught her the phrase

[@nekowolf583]

The Gura Defense works again.

[@MYsolomate]

Cc: "we were minding our own business" Yeah the business to end biboo...😂😂

[@kiel_doesntplay]

This!! They attacked her first , with no arrest warrant and no probable cause to restrain her so biboo had the right to defend herself against justice..

[@brodieboy255]

Ah the classic good cop/girlfailure cop routine

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

If CC was dead, how did she make an accusation video.. Checkmate

[@trebledawson]

She's very durable

[@raytamara777]

Well, CC has many CCs.. so.. she could easily create another body 😂

[@Eiji475]

It was the mimic clearly

[@12tanuha21]

Can an automaton die?

[@shaoronmd]

She got better

[@AzureIV]

I watched the stream, Justice attacked Biboo unprovoked. She was just defending herself.

[@LordHijau]

This is just a misunderstanding, maybe Justice complained to the Oozora Police because Biboo killed them and complained to Kaela that Biboo killed them for no reason, Kaela as a mother would definitely be angry with her child if her child did something wrong, but in fact Biboo was just framed

[@luka188]

Yes! It was completely justified self defense on Biboo's part, no fault of her own at all, and no crime was committed.

[@empa9186]

​@@luka188 Maybe an excess in self-defence since she singlehandedly obliterated them 😂

[@johanricaldi9056]

​@@empa9186but hey, she left Liz alive because she was the only one who didn't attack her xD

[@Bo0tmun]

​@@empa9186She disengaged when they were willing to reason with her. Excessive force is perfectly legal if your assailants are unreasonable and unwilling to disengage. However, Biboo being cute and nice even tried to use nonlethal deterrance by pretending to be Hakos Baelz and when that failed that's when she resorted to lethal force. Even then she still disengaged when her assailants were willing to stop and reason with her. The Jury therefore finds Koseki Biboo to be innocent of all charges and also would like to declare that she is the cutest.

[@KeksimusMaximus]

"I'm cute so forgive me" All charges dropped Case closed Heart melted Biboo is loved

[@thecatrizable]

And then there's pekora

[@andriputra99]

couldn't she be charged with literally melting the judge and jury's hearts with her overcharge cuteness? Just saying

[@KeksimusMaximus]

@@andriputra99 no, she's cute

[@alpheon2552]

CiCi: IT WAS HORRIBLE Kaela: she didn’t even do the work for it!

[@RecordToDeathToBoredom]

Actual translations: 4:11 Sorry for being cute 2:59 Justice are bullies 4:29 Kaela not afraid of me, Kaela has got to be arrested (a bit broken and needs citation)

[@LordHijau]

thanks for translate

[@JustPeasu]

4:29 She is not afraid of me. Kaela should be the one getting arrested.

[@IshimurA99]

Biboo is a criminal, but she's too Brainrot and cute. But that's probably the reason she got arrested :D

[@MuhmmdSyhm]

4:25 She's dead...

[@Terralventhe]

You brought the magically radioactive rock that emits brainrot waves, and induces infatuation in all who are within range, in for a group vote scenario. How did you think it was going to turn out?

[@Onkoloinen]

To be fair, Biboo looks up to everyone

[@alpheon2552]

Ha! Jottem.

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Because she's the shortest in EN?

[@alpheon2552]

@ noooo…..totally not….its cause she’s so….cute! Yeah that sounds right.

[@randomsandwichian]

From 140cm away

[@hexpicxs430]

actually biboo looks down for laplus

[@athatcher9367]

I was half expecting her closing statement after being told she’s not guilty to be something along the lines of “I’ll do it again!”

[@QuiteLunacy]

She's too cute, so of course she was innocent! You can tell she is having an easier time with her pronunciation. The Rock must be studying and practicing hard!🗿

[@BlackAce471]

Biboo learned well from Gura. As expected of both of my oshis. Cuteness can absolve you of even the most mischievous of crimes.😊

[@SmolFenFen]

Mass murder with a sword... A most mischievous crime yes XD

[@ladysimah]

biboo japanese really get better. with her cuteness she become so powerful lmao

[@chiaohongcheng]

Biboo, certified "elementary kid" by neighborhood grandmother

[@severussnape2917]

Silly rock

[@KDann12]

Biboo pulled off the Gooba strat.

[@Jaminsongunner]

Subaru is the reason people should say "not all cops"

[@r.f.switch5847]

Nope... As much as I love Subaru as a proud Subatomo.... ACAB

[@TheComradeBritish]

0:45 was genuinely expecting a "Blegh" at the end of that lol

[@Joy_Boy-h4b]

Why do I feel that this is what's gonna happen in a real court of law with BIBOO? 😂

[@gorodn009]

Biboo: I'm not afraid of you (Kaela) Kaela: You will be

[@thecatrizable]

Also kaela: 👉👈

[@this.is.k]

Biboo's Japanese seems to have improved significantly? And I love Bae playing along and blushing with Biboo's "I look up to you"

[@AJarOfYams]

Bibou is really testing the "You can't stay mad at me, I'm cute" strat

[@maxplaying]

Biboo played her cards very well in this stream

[@michaelbarney4060]

1:23 “Please arrest the criminal.” I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR JOB!

[@ploopydoopydoo]

“Please shaddap desuyo!” is so fucking good 😂

[@madlax1853]

かわいいからとりあえず無罪に投票しました

[@Elijah_Morning_Wood]

"I really look up to you, Bae". *Proceeds to use Gura's strategy, beat for beat, bar for bar.

[@ThanatosSD]

Being that cute makes impossible to blame her about nothing. Also, 3:14 she's totally right on this argument :D

[@bigbakaboon]

Subaru: SHE KILLED JUSTICE! "I'll do it again" - biboo probably

[@shodan1451]

Bijou is only the second member to escape the police through pure cuteness.

[@theoneguyoverthere]

See, if they had charged her for causing psychic damage with brainrot, they might have had a stronger case.

[@this.is.k]

I don't know if the JP viewers will understand the brainrot part, but at least the EN viewers would be shouting GUILTY

[@AndrewRolls]

Of course she convinced everybody she is the gem of emotions after all

[@zeanolafboyopos1409]

Biboo walks away with her crimes lmao

[@demiRaziel]

Biboo pulled a Gura. Flawlessly i might add

[@kennethabante2553]

So kaela is the GTA staff then(confirmed)

[@thecatrizable]

Nope

[@khol1611]

Kaela : I'm make this not for your own chaos, if you wanna do, at least make your own lah, haiyaaaa

[@Raul_27]

Subaru was completely hypnotized by her baby cuteness.

[@khoonkitlim5963]

0:11 Fauna's proud noises in the background. 0:38 Identify theft is not a joke, Biboo! Millions of Rrats are suffering every year! 1:02 Rock Daughter being biased, be like. 1:58 SEA Mom. 2:28 Well... She got the *point.* 3:33 Awwwwww~! Rizzing big Rrat sister... Wait. 4:25 Rebellious Rock Daughter. Gura Senpai's proud noises in the background

[@mapplehitoritheartist9114]

her pasive hability over emotions is overwelming!! XD

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Uhhh.... Lore accurate bijou?

[@mapplehitoritheartist9114]

@@TheHammerGuy94 seememgly so.. terrifying..

[@pobeditelli]

She took the approach of the case "Goomba vs the state" that made a precedent of cute criminals (and kusogaki) are innocent.

[@zipzopthecat9690]

Kaela bout to cut off that child support when Biboo hit em with that "but I'm baby"

[@-Raylight]

*"Justice, fo breaking za law"* -Biboo fighting Justice probably She fought the law and -the law- she won. She's cute afterall cant blame her xD Subaru's laugh and her comments were the best 🤣

[@Raxerm]

Biboo's Japanese is to die for.

[@bankkunarak]

the moment she show up with "hanya", i know what she's going with her defense strat.

[@minimeatball253]

Your honor my client said “ :D” Judge: *gets brain rotted* aight let her go

[@ChloeNg-e5i]

Biboo: im innocent because im cute Gura:👍

[@goer2269]

choping fruits like ninja lmao

[@nodot17]

Queue Hardboiled dectective Subaru-chan in a the bar with glass of scotch lamenting how no matter the evidence the cute mafia always walks. This corrupt justice system must chance

[@nevilo1]

Biboo: Geneva Convention? More like "Geneva Suggestions".

[@xerofire]

“Forgive me I’m cute” Biboo learning from the greats

[@napphoto]

Ah, the Gura defense. It's super effective.

[@animegamer200]

Ahh, the old Gura "You can't find me guilty, I'm cute" tactics.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

"cute is forgiven", a tale as old as time.

[@Wyrdwad]

4:30 You missed that Biboo says here in Japanese, "Kaela should be arrested," right after saying she's not scared of Kaela.

[@famncool7796]

missed a good opportunity to say "liz your next" at the end there that would have been a banger line

[@hexi1722]

Biboo used Gura's strat... It was very effective

[@harley8047]

This bs! Sis was jumped by 3/4th of JUSTICE. Hence the Reason ERB was left unspiced.

[@harley8047]

Gigi ended up "Finding out." after the "Effed Around" which my lawyer, my younger brother, has assured me is a technical term.

[@N-Rod357]

That's the jewel of emotions for ya

[@Between_Scylla_and_Kharybdis]

She went for the Gura defense. Bulletproof tactic.

[@ehaucktube]

We like to call this the "Gura" defense

[@katakuna185]

If there is anything about justice, it’s her rock hard flat ch-BWEH!

[@ruebuh]

I can't believe that they didn't even brought up that she keeled Santa

[@rz9941]

Kinda fun watching a duck and a mouse interrogating a rock

[@bouncycomix]

I love Cece's description of events. She herself was murdered and yet she's recording this video, and Biboo just stole Bae's identity as if that was part of her combat strategy, which Cece also witnessed despite already having been murdered. Incredible.

[@HeyItsNate]

"Are you saying Justice members are your enemies?" well technically by lore....yes

[@danishgaming6058]

I thought bibbo last words before leaves is "im gonna do it again" lmao 😭

[@smileandnodd]

Chat: "Biboo is innocent." Sabaru & Bae: "Justice is dead."

[@MichaelDavila72]

You have to forgive her dang it. She that darn cute

[@kevinanton3882]

This is how Advent escaped from prison

[@SuperRedarmy123]

guilty as charge

[@MissMissedMe]

Kisogaki biboo, she knows how to escape prison that smooth talker

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

Lui teaching Biboo "可愛いから許して" during her JP class collab is the most powerful weapon Biboo ever received, and Lui did that in exchange to get Biboo to call her Lui Mama lol

[@シロダサンダー]

When used right the Gura defense is quite powerful :)

[@Naurdagnor]

"I killed Justice because they are stupid!" Darwin approves! 😂

[@doom3926]

Biboo is living the “Do a crime” meme

[@digitdude1375]

Most energy ill get from Kaela. She probably slept before this

[@Aru_im]

Even if not for the cute reason, she had the perfect defense.

[@ORHDYT]

"I'm cute so forgive me" Ah yes, the Gura defence.

[@-weaponized6493]

Biboo's crimes makes Omniman look like a cute innocent rock.

[@ravenshadrillion9126]

she pulled the gura method and weaponized her cuteness

[@lordpisces5019]

The only witness claimed to be a murder victims during testimony. This was judged to be irrelevant.

[@westside619]

Gura would be proud

[@r.f.switch5847]

I knew as soon as I saw the stream that we were in for a treat. I'm looking forward to more clips from this

[@frogfinance4605]

Kaela trying to speak in a Western accent for so long is hilarious

[@Neutral_1zed]

The Jewel of Emotions Jewelling Emotions just like usual, not even Bae can escape from her clutches now