Subaru & Okayu can't stop cringing when Pretend Flirting [ENG Subbed Hololive]

[@owlmi]

Previous clip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKKYh4uIhbGno9U Also, there's definitely some parts where I couldn't quite catch what they were saying. If you think you know a more correct translation for some lines let me know.

[@SombreroGato]

im just curious what made subaru lose between the 1st clip and begining of this one, cuz she was winning so far.

[@owlmi]

@@SombreroGato Okayu's improvised love song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3_Oo3yegZWBgdE

[@Par_42217]

Seeing Okayu bullied by Subaru is so weird but I love it so much.

[@ahmadjaris79]

I Know ! Never Seen This Side Of Her XD Yet It's So Funny And Hilariously Interesting

[@ps_n_sq5]

Payback for when Okayu took Subaru's fish in Animal Crossing?

[@holdenhemingway4903]

We like to call that Gap moe

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Okayu loves it too-and apparently so does Subaru.

[@BaneHydra]

Mio: you take the rice grain and eat it Okayu: *physically dies* Subaru: *return to monke*

[@ahmadjaris79]

"Shub-QUACK"

[@NewbieObi]

More like return to ducke

[@ahmadjaris79]

@@NewbieObi *QUACK*

[@CBRN-115]

What rice were they eating? Lmao

[@10seconds0]

Death note?

[@simp1038]

Subaru: this is a death game Korone: *you’re right about that….*

[@SophisticatedlySimple]

Du-dun..!

[@extradg5947]

Luna: yes nanora

[@Demonboy007]

Korone and Luna won't be able to kill them. The cringe will take them out first.

[@r.f.switch5847]

@@Demonboy007 Instead, they're work together to kill Mio, the party responsible for this.

[@shinjonown7745]

mio trying hard not to laugh at the background was the best

[@Liquid278]

Mio’s laugh is a blessing

[@cyrene03]

3:10 you can faintly hear Mio's wheezes. LOL

[@menacingskull101]

I thought I heard something ;3

[@unownnnn]

Its the best 🤣🤣

[@Par_42217]

Subaru's voice can't be this cute...

[@Kairu7150]

"can't be *more* cute"

[@Yenrei]

Believe it, brother. She has achieved the total Mesubaru Link.

[@Colopty]

And smug.

[@ADayinWhite]

@@Yenrei Thank you for reminding me of that term!

[@spikey556]

The decision to put Mio's head like that in the frame really enhances the way she's laughing her ass off in the background

[@sneakerbb92]

Such a rare and blessed moment of Subaru absolutely beating okayu

[@MaximusLight]

I mean she is a Shuba Saiyan

[@Tokiko]

@@MaximusLight THE LEGEND HAS BEEN REALIZED

[@zditto]

For anyone wondering; the chips they are eating are called "18 prohibited curry chips" and they are made with bhut jolokia, or more commonly: Ghost peppers. Ghost peppers rate around 1 million on the scoville scale. To compare: Jalapeno are at 3000-8000. Habanero are at 100000-350000.

[@blackkat101]

Ah, Habanero's, I remember a time back in highschool that I was given $10 to eat a whole fresh raw one. Had to chew it to get the $10. Wasn't actually that bad at first, but then, oh it burns, made it through the rest of the day while constantly having ice cubes in my mouth to numb it..... And this was done during a break time at work where there was 2 hours left in a shift while working as a cashier at a cub foods..... Did get the $10 though, so I was pretty happy. Since I was fine the next day and that was more than I was making an hour back then for just one pepper eaten.

[@Exesteils]

Sounds like a nice snack. FYI: I'm joking. Don't eat anything with Ghost Peppers in it. Why? Coz they're slow burners that linger for way longer than most super-spicy peppers. A typical pepper gives you a sting and the goes away after a minute or so, the Ghost Peppers? Up to 1 min for build up, then then they stay for about 15mins before tapering off. Unless you want to suffer, stay away

[@Colopty]

Oh yeah, did a challenge with some people to eat a habanero before. It was tolerable, most of the participants were just chilling through it. Still wouldn't go for something 10 times as strong though. Also put some habanero in some food I made recently, and word of advice: A single hand wash between chopping habanero and scratching your nose is not enough.

[@centurysword]

Us SEA ppl: I want that

[@ahmadjaris79]

You Mean...The One That Famous Mukbangers / KZbinrs Ate ? THAT ONE ?

[@castform57]

Mio is just dying in the background, trying to keep silent and wheezing her lungs out.

[@skyetraveler1770]

I almost died from hearing the silently wheezing Mio in the background

[@illuminati3561]

Subaru bullying Okayu, thats rare

[@AcMcMon]

someone please animate this moment, it would be hilarious XD

[@burnoutcat2387]

I really like how Okayu's model moves when she says Mogu Mogu

[@Wyhylili]

4:26 - The wolf has transformed into hyena xD .

[@jackng3873]

I sense korone somewhere and mio dying at the background always makes me laugh

[@bingbongthedoggo2]

Mio's wheezing was the best thing I've heard today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thereaper9965]

I love how I hear Mio just losing her shit in the background during the whole thing. The silent wheezing of laughter.

[@Alisia_4427]

The second hand embarrassment is too much lmao

[@LucidFlameX]

How can they keep composed with Mio wheezing to death right behind them? I love these girls so much.

[@cjrockband]

Mio escalating it from wholesome to basically yuri was unexpected, but not unwelcome.

[@nekopunchi9793]

this is like an endurance test....it took me a few days just to make it past the first 20 secs of the clip....and only now have I reached the 30 sec point. My 5th time watching.....and I haven't even seen the parts referred to in the title. The duck can be dangerously cute at times....

[@YumYumDeviledEggs]

I see Mio is just like I, unable to laugh without losing a lung coughing. Well I guess you make due with the cards you’re dealt.

[@Nolzhan]

okayu immediately jumping on subaru's slip up is comedy gold

[@Enma16120]

Mio is happily wheezing to death in the background *Ascended*

[@keikoofficial4769]

Subaru's natural voice is a blessing

[@theyuragoon3226]

For me, fighting not to laugh at this video made me realize that holding in a laugh feels better than actually laughing.

[@fortissears5388]

Probably the best vTuber offstream I have EVER seen.

[@theonlymegumegu]

mio is always best as the judge/observer, we just get more of her blessed laughter XD

[@gregd806]

Subaru dying from the chip is Amazingly raw, but Funny as sht... ngl.

[@VTuber_Central]

5:05 okayu’s pain, and you see her ears droop, poor kitty

[@elvyrance]

Subaru's voice 🙇🏻‍♀️❤️

[@sadaderlangga17]

I'm sure for this collab Mio has chained and sealed Korone somewhere deep in the mountain and put anything related with Okayu in the sealing chamber

[@twotothehalf3725]

That friggin pause between 4:23 and 4:29 sent me. That moment Okayu starts talking after the _"mogu!"_ -- that pause, that tilt down and exasperated sigh, and Mio's wheezing in response -- it feels like her mind's going something like _"Why am I following up on this. Could've passed the Duck the buck. I've made a terrible mistake."_ I've never seen regret conveyed non-verbally so effectively.

[@yusrayadi2729]

4:27 that whezeee bruh

[@phackerz]

Damn Marine would murder Subaru in this game..she is lucky she does this challenge with Okayu instead..

[@blazingkite8983]

*clicks video* "volume warning" >Subaru crying out loud me: *MAX VOLUME AND REPLAY*

[@vicente6064]

The whole video I was like: "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Such a funny and enjoyable experience. Thanks for clipping this.

[@Zaimulwaie]

i lost it when mio started wheezing in the background!

[@Barkyfortress]

I'm shaking, holy fuck this is amazing

[@Skelyos]

Mio with the great ideas & also thanks for the warning in the comments I almost died

[@magnusfinneide5259]

These clips are absolute gold

[@Deb-fd5mf]

Okayu's an M, she's definitely enjoying this.

[@aoitsukishiro9926]

Indeed

[@Hrupix]

I was laughing and cringing so hard in the same time, I love it xD

[@rkade1486]

To the person who made the request, you have my respect and gratitude, arigathanks.

[@シロダサンダー]

*eats rice grain* Okayu: delicious? Me: Okayu flavoured is always delicious...

[@spyro7249]

This was a really entertaining stream! Thanks for the translation!

[@Tonatsi]

It's disturbing to see Okayu this unnerved

[@rellyjoygarcia5642]

Subaru's voice is so different

[@satou1036]

This is a very important clip, many thanks for the translation!

[@thememelord465]

The best part about this entire skit is Mio silently wheezing in the background

[@dinliner08]

oh, man, this is good, this is gold, i love it

[@stixx9400]

The absolute WHEEZE!

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

subaru making such cute noises while eating the chips lol mio giggling in the back is precious

[@Bob.Roberts]

Subaru's real voice coming out when she's in pain. I remember seeing a stream before when she mentioned how sensitive her sense of smell is; people who have a strong sense of smell often have an enhanced sense of taste as well. These spicy curry chips must have been hell for her! Aside from that, great font choices! It really brings out the emotion in their speech.

[@acatraveler]

Thanks for the warning!

[@shoyusuki8687]

I havent had much of a laugh in a while, thanks clipper san

[@jayzunalaunan330]

Need some earphones for this.

[@nashiin8007]

So when they are told to flirt with each other it feels cringe and they don't wanna do it but when nobody tells them they are complimenting each other and being all lovey dovey? TF? 1:11 Even Subaru said they always do those kind of things. 乁[ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ]ㄏ

[@gamingnerd]

I think its because when you're being put on the spot to flirt with each other its cringe to try to come up with a scenario and follow through with it for the entertainment of the audience. Whereas if you're just casually flirting without any sort of outside influence trying to get you to flirt it's a lot more relaxed and open.

[@milkfounder4685]

You thinking too much just relax and enjoy

[@AkitaMix]

Subaru was referring to SMOK collabs where they roleplay stuff a lot instead of actually doing what they are saying. It wasn't on this clip but another clip mentioned that part because Subaru was asking if they do the actions too or only improv the lines.

[@mycookiehasnoname]

There's a very big difference between complimenting & flirting lol

[@Escandy]

the wheeze dog kill me XD

[@wooden49]

Panic Subaru at start is perfection

[@fujster]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING LOUD I GOT SO SCARED

[@ghostemptation8979]

damn, these are some nice ear cleaning music. My hearing are very clear for just the few seconds of the vid

[@shirokuma196]

Having mio mama laugh at them while holding it in just makes it more difficult not to get infected

[@jun7709]

Subaru brought her experience from Luna and Choco

[@Hareluya21]

Basically Harem Protagonist vs Shounen Protagonist. And we all know, who'd win that battle.

[@flipdabirb2820]

it's a 11 pm and i'm so close to bursting into laughs god help me

[@davidgomez-tr3te]

1:53 monkey noises

[@Jormungand157]

Korone watching this stream while grind knife

[@GraveUypo]

wth i have my volume set to like 5% and sometimes it is still going deafening loud.

[@NKRGadanG]

That faint "ww"s tho... 😅😂🤣

[@groerhahn225]

Daaamn...I've never heard of a duck that's an apex predator. Until now.

[@brokenrecord1323]

A true veteran of hell

[@moondust2365]

Now I'm a bit torn between OkaKoro and OkaSuba! XD

[@cej3940]

Okayu don't wanna pretend cheat on Korone now, goddamn

[@MegaLexur]

F L E R T

[@mnnwdr]

1:53 *cat and duck become monke* kanata : fren

[@Hi_I_am_Ed]

Damn, who would have thought subaru would beat Okayu in a game like this. Usually its the cat that has everyone wrapped around her finger. :D

[@bles5959]

Coming here after the clips about okayu kissing korone from time to time. And i guess romance is about the subject.

[@G0ldench1k1n]

Subaru is so competitive, It's almost painful to watch her beat the other hololive girls XD Maybe that's why she always get's picked on. It's just vengeance because she's to powerful :3

[@Wisnu_Ardi384]

Bless ear 1:54

[@user-lq3mn9cs6j]

Subaru neechan ❤️😍

[@legendarydigitize2523]

Is it me or is mio secretly a saddist

[@centurysword]

Gosh, I want to try those chips. They sound real nice by itself or a topping on some rice.

[@96kami31]

Alright but jokes aside these chips are REALLY spicy. You can feel the burn in your nose by just smelling it and the spiciness is simply unenjoyable, the point is the chips is basically a gift for masochist like me.

[@nd35780]

Yeah, we all know Okayu would only do that stuff with Korone...

[@leleotrx]

LMAO as a Brazilian it is extremely funny to hear Okayu saying karai sounds like a swear word in Portuguese

[@uhno7500]

1:11

[@legendarydigitize2523]

Im in fucking tears right now XDDD

[@seaglass3034]

maybe it's me, but their voices seem more relaxed(?) in the off-collabs. it's "refreshing" -- but, not...in the way Okayu describes.

[@bystander_69]

Girl doing things like this: ah they are cute and have a strong Tee Tee energy Bois doing things like this: *SpongeBob Ew face

[@CountDraccula]

"I'm holding myself back from having tea right now" A man who always drinks tea with spicy food laughs at this.

[@turinmormegil7715]

Tbf Okayu's challenge was worse Lero lero lero lero lero

[@bonahldoh]

This is a rare treasure! Btw someone knows what kind of chips they were eating?

[@phobytune7906]

Okayu: "Subaru-chan it touching your skin... made it a little more sour And tastier to me" Okayu Invite SELF DEATH Subaru: "Tell me more" Okayu: Dead

[@PowWowChikaBowWow6902]

Who’s fanfic are they reenacting? Bless them

[@darkbrisco]

What's was Subaru's kd for this stream? She was on fire.

[@神i-l4o]

Tá muito Caraí

[@LostGeburah]

it's too much cringe! they're dying!