Subtext Is For Cowards | Palworld (1)

[@somefreetime7458]

Pat says: "Slavery is the point." IMMEDIATELY Woolie jumps on that shit.

[@jackson3475]

_"It's called a plantation Woolie..."_

[@agrippa2012]

Woolie would love Conan Exiles then

[@iller3]

@@agrippa2012 yah but it's gated behind all those crazy rituals and vaguely-ethnic dancing and... oh, OHHH right

[@ClasticOne]

PALWORLD stands for: Pokemon Are Livestock WithOut Rights Liberty or Dignity [1]

[@EsperPinion]

Thought it's a wikipedia footnote before starting the video

[@eddiegomez1106]

"The "P" in Palworld stands for Pals."

[@Badassdude1234]

This guy just cracked the code.

[@Dracobyte]

Citation needed.

[@hellaflaws]

Kojima made palworld confirmed

[@sleepythemis]

NO, WOOLIE IS BECOMING TOO POWERFUL Jokes aside when somebody commented on the podcast clip saying "slavery convinced Woolie to try this game" I thought that was A BIT

[@sownheard]

😂 nah man woolie loves slavery, it's his bit.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

People forget that the Palworld trailer made Woolie cancel his Tem Tem plans because he wanted to wait for the funny one with sweatshops.

[@lifeiscrap103]

With Woolie slavery is NEVER a bit.

[@panama1131]

"Where's Peta?" They're basically on one of the other islands. No I'm not joking.

[@coltonallgire1135]

Yet their leader uses a slave to fight the other slavers ....

[@t.dmattocks6119]

@@coltonallgire1135 Yeah. Like he said, PETA is on one of the islands.

[@NavyPheonix]

​@@coltonallgire1135 Their base of operations is built on a location called "Hypocrite Hill"

[@GELTONZ]

@@NavyPheonix Haha! That would be funny if it was actually true... *Googles* ...oh lord...it's actually true.

[@jacpas2012]

On man, I misunderstood “free pal” thinking they wanted to wipe out all pals [1]

[@darthekul1]

Woolies ability to draw power from racism is starting to inflict damage on him lol [1]

[@jackson3475]

He's reached the opening of the 7th gate of racism, a bit more and he'll acquire ultimato Power at the cost of his life.

[@SuperZergMan]

Never absorb an energy field bigger than your head.

[@Actual-Jesse]

How many stands does this man have?

[@Dracobyte]

Like Nagoriyuki from Guilty Gear.

[@postapocalypse0763]

Seeing the Castle clip Palworld Situation, hearing "Slavery is the point," and seeing Woolie immediately played it is hilarious. He _wants_ to find the fire [2]

[@wz9573]

The brackets need to become a new internet rule, pure genius [2]

[@kingkino2116]

Its already a rule on the BPtwitter sub lol [5] (idk i couldnt see the full pallette)

[@CosmicG777]

Yeah. Woolie and Reggie were in the way of the full pallette so I'm not exactly sure where I'd fall but my guess would be a [3].

[@TheOdinsLance]

2:23 scrolling down to check the comments [2]

[@pet-purple-panda1634]

That is one hell of a way to start a series, and I AM HERE FOR IT. [7]

[@professorpantherhardraad3921]

I can't wait for Woolie to hand the whip over to Reggie and invite Pat to his base [1]

[@Americanbadashh]

You mean his plantation?

[@HoChiMints2007]

"Welcome to New Maddentown."

[@waxitron9181]

Reggie telling us to bracket in our complexion. Fuckin dead already at sub-3min This is gonna be great. [2]

[@kingkino2116]

Gotta verify your race to get in the country club

[@Americanbadashh]

@@kingkino2116 DNA verification to get in the club

[@EternalGuardian07]

I'm gonna say the guy who thought the Marais Mask in ER had locs probably shouldn't be the guy to judge Black hairstyles. [7]

[@InParadisus]

Obtain new pals by weakening them with smallpox laden blankets [5] 👍

[@inferno232]

I'm impressed that each delivery of "ENSLAVED" from Woolie is *identical*, as if it were a voice clip. Woolie, you should get someone to mod that in as a sound effect for you. [2]

[@dermondreigns8045]

If you think about it the Pals have it better with a player than if they stayed in their natural habitat [1]

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

"I'm just saving these savages from themselves. Who could complain about 3 square meals and a hot bath? No one in *my* plantation."

[@jorgamund07]

Do they have comfy beds in the wild? Do they have a place to pick up free food, instead of spending 90% of their lives hunting for it? No, but Woolz provides! [3]

[@yakumoyomi5765]

@@jorgamund07 And where would a wild Pal go if they wanted to support this fine institution? [7] (or is it [3], based on the Twitch chat emotes?).

[@jorgamund07]

@@yakumoyomi5765 There are whispers of a legendary place called Patschwitz...

[@coltonallgire1135]

(Still mad that the Merchants aren't called Pay-Pals...)

[@plazmadood]

Goddamn Woolie's QA powers are getting out of hand! The chickens, the music, the walking off a cliff mid converstation. This video went off the rails IMMEDIATELY lmao

[@dootdootington386]

I was just thinking how Woolie never plays current games unless theyre just not that popular, like the hipster blooded man he is. Then he got hit by the "berry plantations" "racism is the point" combo, and here we are. [7]

[@LegendaryBattalion]

"You coulda been my pals!" Flashback to Woolie punching the chicken in the face.

[@lifeiscrap103]

That's just how they say hello where Woolie is from.

[@johndelanie3649]

"Woolie it's called a plantation"

[@ravensombra4933]

Don’t forget the brackets gang! [4]

[@BomberTM]

Day 1 (4) or Day 2 emote (4)? The tech has already evolved over on Twitch chat

[@Cthululululu]

The adventures of Pokémon Massah Woolsworth Commence! [1]

[@TrashTawk]

Let's fucking goooooo [6]

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

See, I'm not sure of my bracket. I'm half black, but look white as heck. So I suppose for now I'll go with [?]

[@iller3]

I'm hesitant, I've already been _Cancelled_ twice in this channel [[-2]]

[@lightbringer34]

The Brackets are going to become Channel Lore, what a genius idea. [1]

[@danidm5820]

Oh, I was wondering what the whole thing with the numbers in brackets was, I should have known considering it's Woolie's idea [2]

[@Americanbadashh]

Wasn't it Reggie?

[@maxfranks6332]

"We can't top the game, the game tops us" -Reggie, 2024 [1]

[@Shadest]

Aww yeah, gimme that *TEXT* [1]

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

The Dom-text

[@User5770]

Woolie's love of racism is about to face its most powerful opponent since Detroit. Addendum: How many self-sandbags do you think this one is going to end up giving us?

[@xyzero1682]

Woolz "racism racism look at the racism" Also Woolz, "Yeah I hate eggs, but its just a game, its just numbers on a spreadsheet"

[@dodiswatchbobobo]

@@xyzero1682Now THAT’S a self-sandbag

[@Sonicstriforce]

*Will Woolie be able to beat the Salty Twitter allegations?* *Will he be able to conquer the distinct designs against copies?* *Will he survive C A N C E L A T I O N??* *Find out on the first ever episode of Pok-PALworld!!*

[@lolbuster01]

Where are your brackets sir? [1]

[@kevinpeixes3735]

​​@@lolbuster01Do you know why we pulled you over? license and brackets, please, no funny parenthesis fake ID. [2]

[@elijahjames3358]

Can’t wait to see the pals hard at work to help you become a pal master [7]

[@rearedlogarithm]

Woolie telling people to put their skin ton in the brackets when his bigass head is covering half of them. [1]

[@centurystone]

*turning to my fellow Pal owners* "Are we the baddies?" [1]

[@hvw2377]

It's funny how pat was talking about palworld was pretty polished and bug free on the podcast and within 10 minutes out of character creation he IMMEDIATELY finds a bug.

[@Americanbadashh]

The game is so buggy. I've watched people say the game is so polished / bug free, then cut to a montage and the video is mostly bugs or jank

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

My game freezes and crashes a lot. It completely random when it happens, too. Sometimes I can play five minutes and get a crash. Sometimes I can go 30 minutes to an hour. Think my longest time was almost two hours. I even got like 4 blue screens! The second of which nuked my save. Luckily the game auto backups your saves

[@mayz7753]

@@TAMAMO-VIRUS The game has a min requirement of 16GB RAM, that might be your issue

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

@@mayz7753 I recently upgraded to 32GB of RAM. My guess before the blue screens was that it didn't like that I'm using an Intel Arc GPU. Now I'm not so sure. I did a memory diagnostic to check if my RAM is bad or not seated properly, but that came back clean

[@Americanbadashh]

@@TAMAMO-VIRUS I've heard other people reporting crashes too.

[@Aday_Gaming]

That noise you can hear at 38:37 is a "lucky" (shiny) just off screen, standing right where Woolie couldn't see.

[@Mr.Faust3]

These Pokémon gonna learn what the woolie hole is about [4]

[@NEEDbacon]

Lord help Woolie when he encounters the 13 foot tall pink lizard. It will no doubt be VERY INTERESTED in Woolie's hole. [2]

[@Mr.Faust3]

@@NEEDbacon the government psyop furry bait lol

[@SilverGarrison]

Because of PalWorld, I can see the next "Legends Arceus" style Pokemon game having a base building mechanic/survival. [3]

[@Won_Hunna]

Ah yes, i see Woolz could not resist the call of Manifest Destiny. Its Woolie's moral obligation to bring civilization to the Palworld. The Paltrainer's burden. [7]

[@gimligimlass5509]

Woolie will become The Oppressor. Reggie better watch out.

[@shooterman2535]

work will set your pals free [1]

[@domewing2012]

People thought PalWorld would have slavery the way Pokemon has cockfighting. But no, PalWorld has slavery the way Mississippi had slavery.

[@domewing2012]

[3]

[@melman]

Woolie thirsts for cancellation, his longing for someone to try is exquisite [0.5]

[@ErinBorg-fd1mu]

"Fresh off the Boat" DUUUUUUUUUDE xD

[@enyargo2658]

What a nostalgic experience [1]

[@Egalia_1]

“I’ll make my own Pokémon, with guns and survival mechanics!” In all honesty, despite the conversations around the game being a poisoned well, it’s still remarkable. This is also really out of the usual genres for the channel so I’m interested to see how the series develops.

[@gameb9oy]

Even for those who won’t be watching it immediately, I am curious to figure out how big the number will get

[@tzera_rhuon]

I wonder which pal Woolie will name Measurehead [1]

[@cyberninjazero5659]

The one he deems superior [5]

[@thewintersaint]

YOUR NEGATIVE TRAITS BETRAY YOUR DEGENERACY! [1]

[@AeonCalcos95]

It’s funny how Woolie realizes he is an island of one on the Killmonger cut [5]

[@Americanbadashh]

I'm on that island too [1]

[@_Jay_Maker_]

I am also on that island.

[@NYJoshie]

Everyone actually using the bracket system killin me😂 [4]

[@NevetsTSmith]

The Pals weren't using the land for anything anyway [a fucking 2]

[@lolbuster01]

Im excited to see how long this playthrough goes. A whole adventure awaits! [1]

[@helios566]

I don't think k too long because it's not really a playthrough game [2]

[@Trtickster]

"The difference, of course, is that I'm sure once you're on your way in Minecraft it doesn't involve your own personal Django Unchained adventure!". That sounds like the words of a man who has never seen technical Minecraft players like ilmango or Docm77

[@iller3]

Especially the villager "Libraries" and Iron Golem farms

[@Americanbadashh]

It's not even highly technical. At this point pretty much every server has at least one plantation

[@NEEDbacon]

@@Americanbadashh Or the more decorative ones contain that one polish place the Germans were really fond of.

[@JCdental]

It is imposible to make me uncomfortable, My people contributed to both score board in WW2 [1]

[@bobsspike6100]

Based

[@Biodeamon]

"where's PETA?" you mean the Free Pal Alliance?

[@isthiscosure1701]

As a [5], like Whoolie's future child, I have never laughed so much right off the bat

[@sadv3]

Right after the podcast. Woolie was like I need in on this lol.

[@kennethphillips6006]

Glad to be on the starting line for this series! This is gonna be good [-2]

[@angrymushroom26]

It is somewhat amusing that while talking about doing a minecraft and the one joke I heard a lot about minecraft streamers is using a pickaxes to cut down trees, which Woolie was doing at that exact moment.

[@Th4tOn36uy]

2:25 Not even 5mins in and we already POPPING OFF [4]

[@mrchupee]

The power Woolie draws from slavery is inspiring [4]

[@calebricks4890]

Can't wait until Woolie builds his own Pal Plantation [7]

[@sockmuppet568]

May I request that woolie name a very disgruntled pal 'Harriet Tub-mon'

[@Bitscreed]

I've never clicked with survival games and I missed the Pokemon boat a long, long time ago, but I get the feeling this is going to be a Very Special shortplay and I am here for it. [1]

[@DoctorHam]

Who wants to bet the brackets will keep coming back for years and future commenters will ask what the fuck is goin on lol [1]

[@nateharants6730]

I feel like a lot of people are gonna bracket 2 instead of 1 as though that makes it slightly better. [2]

[@trifontrifonov4297]

[2] Anyway we are having Woolie play an online game now. That FF14 storyline lets play with Min guiding the hips is not off the table boys.

[@remigyfgrin8830]

Can't wait for episode 400 when he finally beats ARR [1]

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Woolie asked 'where's PETA', but they're off in a late game island [2]

[@Burningblood1984]

This is the first play through between like a dozen palworld vids I've watched where they talked to the npcs more than once or read the journals. I didn't even realize how weird the fact that no one did that was until seeing someone actually do it.

[@Orlenius]

I haven't thrown a Pal Sphere at a single person because as a second generation Australian immigrant of Dutch descent, I feel I'd be treading on some toes. [2]

[@Neku0TWEWY]

This is the first gameplay I've seen after playing since launch I didn't even know palworld had background music

[@STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT]

I cant wait to see how Woolies career as a plantation owner develops[7]

[@Constantine-316]

Slavery is Unbrekeable

[@jackson3475]

Slavery's Bizzare Aventure: Shackles are Unbreakable.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

​@@jackson3475I remember when the old translation used to say "Slave is Crush" also does anyone know how King Ivory works?

[@LS95774]

Don't really care for crafting games or pokemon clones like these, but I'm totally here for both Game Freak defenders and Palworld players fighting each other in the streets, as well as Woolie inciting several additional race wars through this new Palette Detection System [8]

[@artisticcannibalism1350]

I can't wait for Woolie to cook some "steaks" for his "Pals." [2]

[@Secret_Takodachi]

"Resurrect General Sherman, looks like we gotta march north this time to scorch the earth. Just hold off on telling the General what color Woolie is. I think if he found out immediately after we bring him back to life he might die again so hard that even our top magical science won't be enough to drag his soul back from hell." Good luck on establishing your confederacy Woolie! Just keep an eye on Vice President Reggie.... PvP is supposed to be coming in a later update so... 😂❤👍

[@Secret_Takodachi]

[3] 🤣

[@TrojanGamer10]

Just don't look for Hangyu. Just don't look for one [1]

[@Cthululululu]

IDK about Brackets but this is an image of my Colonel Sanders lookin ass as my profile pic and This is gonna be funny.

[@mindmenot_]

I'm just happy Woolie is having fun [1]

[@MobiusFun64]

Palworld is strangely comforting. [2]

[@BerzerkerTank]

Woolie and Reggie would be delighted seeing the lengths people go to with their Minecraft farms; it's on a similar level to this, but the capturing methods is a lot worse. [2]

[@MrDredme]

Pokemon Masta Woolie [3]

[@Wiseblade]

THIS IS THE ENERGY I NEED FOR THIS! [7]

[@Rahvith]

43:50 ''Goddamn that's a Pokemon'' ... I have never, EVER seen a pokemon look this alive on a mainline pokemon game, and that's just depressing.

[@Machva]

So the near full podcast upload was just a teaser. From now on we gotta keep brackets going! [2]

[@SaintlyDemon]

This truly is a powerful bit [2]

[@anonysalt]

Yes, carnivorous and omnivorous pals will a tually eat corpses, both of pals and people.

[@TheChubbyLink]

Of Pals and People lol

[@Kradily]

I have never seen that animation of the dinossom taking a seat and just bouncing around!

[@Biodeamon]

pal sweat is ACTUALLY an in game curreny item to build things

[@chaing-kai-shek2862]

I'm seeing a lot of low numbers in these brackets. [1]

[@helloimtom100]

when ppl missed the bit they were so fucking confused about the numbers in chat, you just had to be there (4)

[@UndeadGary]

The mere fact that this LP exists after what Woolie learned on the podcast is peak comedy in and of itself.

[@bobsspike6100]

Woolie these brackets will only embolden me [0]

[@Rage_Casanova]

What a good time to be had by all. Ngl my heart stopped when the twinlking shiny alert sound was playing on their way back to their deathbox. Big sad. [8(2)]

[@KumaGorath]

yo damn palworld these cats spittin [6]

[@AuspexAO]

When my character started to seed his berry plantation and I said, out loud, “there has to be a way to make this easier” I realized that I could come to a mutual understanding with the pals and pay them for their labor, then I also realized I had a metal axe and a slavery ball.

[@Sapheiorus]

I wonder how long before the Woolipop discovery... 38:40 I can hear the shiny offscreen... this hurts a little, but it's not like he knew.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

The only thing I can critique is that he didn't turn to look. But like you said, it's not like he could know

[@raph-mt]

I see Woolie has never seen what people do with villagers and boats in minecraft. [4]

[@randallbro6749]

Woolie had combat music play for 20 minutes straight

[@MynameisFICTION]

So excited to see Woolie to recreate the White Roots episode from Black Dynamite

[@SanjiTyloxion]

Like I may not love the approach these devs take to most of their stuff. But seeing friends and Woolie have fun is still enjoyable. Also this new comment system lmao. [5]

[@leomahmet7555]

Nice to see the real Woolie wake up again, and to see him dabble in survival games. ❤

[@VelvetAura]

Man this game is fucking amazing and I knew that Woolie would enjoy EVERY ASPECT. [2]

[@maiqtheliar1823]

HELL YES! I am so hyped to see you woolie play this, my friends and I have been having a fucking blast with this game

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

are WE confused yet? [+20] IM BEHIND YOU???