[Such a Silly, Fancy Man] Internet Historian Fancy Oddities

[@ndr2q]

Internet Historian has the best ads

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Y'all love his ads so much, lol.

[@mixednarwhal]

@@chelzorthedestroyer His ads are very refreshing and entertaining when compared to someone just doing an ad read.

[@crispy_338]

Hello, my name is Crispy and I’m a Vtubers Watching Internet Historian addict

[@anindyassdey]

Hello my brother

[@izukamidoriya5514]

Hello Crispy.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Hello Crispy!

[@davidjonsson9549]

Same, brother

[@dairoleon2682]

Hello Crispy. We'd like you to know that you're not alone here. This is a safe place, so please feel free to share with us.

[@idanchen4934]

17:34 - Can vouch for that, we had roses in our garden, only when raining season started they started to smell but after a week no more smell, and THOSE are "natural" home garden not for sale Roses mind you.

[@darkhorseman90]

Interestingly, the "Ba Rock, Obama" joke can be seen as word play on the Japanese term "Ba" which is often used when addressing a woman as an "elder" (e.g. "Oba-san"/"Obaa-san" referring to a woman as "Aunt"/"Grandmother"). tldr you can read that as "Granny Rock of Obama"

[@Juhno]

24:20 My man H.P. Lovecraft spotted.

[@idanchen4934]

3:23 - good one, I'll defiantly use it when the right times comes by.

[@idanchen4934]

18:11 Channel five.... the fact I got that is amazing since I stopped watching TV back in 2016.

[@patrickbratton9343]

Chelzor, if you didn't know btw, race horse semen (somewhat depending on the horse itself of course) is THE SINGLE most valuable liquid on the planet in terms of monetary value, followed by printer ink and then liquid gold.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

... gross, lol

[@lolbuster01]

That makes sense that a gun company is selling it.

[@brunogamesbr1]

​@@lolbuster01 Glock selling horse splooge is certainly one of the facts of all time

[@castform57]

Yeah printer ink is a massive scam. If you buy a cartridge of ink, you'll get like single digit millilitres of it, most of which you probably don't even use as it is wasted on cleaning cycles and such. Always buy laser B&W, preferably Brother printers.

[@idanchen4934]

18:39 LOL Chelzor got it instantly

[@Gatch5able]

This video taught me two things 1) People will go to extreme lengths to smell good 2) Eric cartman wasn't the first idiot to drink a dead person

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

12:52 Chelz has unlocked a new laugh, which I shall name the "Catra"

[@dairoleon2682]

46:00 I was about to comment about how nobody catches IH talking about his "highly contagious respiratory disease" in between bouts of blowing leaf crumbs in your face, but one of your chatters got it.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Fair, I don't always catch on to everything lol. That's what the community is for!

[@idanchen4934]

19:09 I would watch that

[@FacelessLoki]

14:04 Lynx is essentially the Uk version of Axe body spray

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oh, that's fair.

[@worthbygrades]

Troy asks: If we rub it. Will he come out and start doing celebrity Impressions. Abed says: no Troy Demands: Then I want it out of here.

[@electricbayonet2]

It’s like your very soul was cringing after guessing the plot of the ad and then reliving memories of a Thousand Hallmark Movies Past as the story played out. You made an okay guess about the love interest being a lumberjack, but you guessed too ‘hunky.’ He has to be big and handsome, but with hidden intellectual/emotional depths that make for waaaaacky initial misunderstandings but then make him an ideal love interest. See, he _was_ a lumberjack (or firefighter, or some kind of crazy dangerous rescue worker), but then his wife died of plot cancer, leaving him a widower with a daughter who is still young enough to be cute but old enough to be independent and... ...alright, the roulette wheel says ‘A floundering bookstore he can’t bring himself to sell because it was his late wife’s,’ and... The wheel says ‘Big City Business Lady helps him turn it into a thriving business and stop Big City Chain Store Man from buying and shutting it down.’

[@idanchen4934]

20:31 - Rock and stone baby~♫ (- or clay since you can make bricks using clay, kek) Also we had PEPSI MAN, we can have NORD MAN too.

[@Mare_Man]

The audio being cut out makes that little section funnier

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Yea, KZbin does not like certain audio, lol

[@oOSonicexeOo]

0:49 I’d just like to point out that a crop job sounds a little sus even though it’s makes sense.

[@Force2reckonVods]

Something I found out on another react, the "Kramer guy" comments refer to the actor who, apparently, nuked his career when someone was heckling him at a stand up show and he started throwing slurs out. Thus why everyone started panicking just before the ad (and the initial comment about having some great one liners)

[@Force2reckonVods]

Also apparently the silent part is some sort of bit, not dmca or an accident xD

[@throwaway4553]

@@Force2reckonVods When the video was just released, there was sound there, it got muted due to the music IH used in the background for that segment. Also I know there was sound since I distinctly remember hearing it back then.

[@belinablanc]

You're correct. It was removed because of copyright issues (with the owners of Shark Tank, iirc).

[@luxnoria]

I don't think immortality would be lonely, as nothing stops you from constantly making new friends or being social.

[@Skotavus]

The extinction of sentient species around you within traveling distance (however that eventually happens) might present a problem

[@mew2.025]

So I'm not sure exactly how we figured it out with ambergris, but I have a good theory. Ambergris can sometimes end up washed up on the beach, meaning that not only did it end up out of the whale naturally, but it most likely washed up from the ocean, meaning it was soaking in the salt water ocean or sea before ending up on the beach. This most likely resulted in it already smelling like prepared ambergris rather than fresh. At that point they just need to figure out where it comes from. The reason this matters is because if it's fresh it smells bad, but if it's soaked in salt water it smells kinda good. That means that someone could have found a rock looking thing on the beach and thought that smells good, and brought it back home. It becomes popular enough and now you've got a business.

[@SGTvolcan]

The bone bleaching is very useful. I have a collection of pristine fox skulls that tried to eat my chickens.

[@e102g2]

Great stream , good luck with your channel hope your channal grows :)

[@Brainhorn]

12:49 Far be it from me to judge someone's good time

[@aoihitori]

Humans are indeed the apex and the top of the food chain but they are also the most weirdest creature that will _"Hey let's collect poop."_ Kinda crazy that our society developed and progressed thanks to these wacky people who dedicated their lives doing these stuffs (like collecting poop for perfume) that became important part of advancement of our civilization.

[@idanchen4934]

10:40 - HOLD UP, hear me out... using sea salt water to make human waste into oils for good smell. who needs hunting when we can just use our own trash. kek

[@murderalphabetinc.5162]

I'm eating a human salami and a coffee with ambergris

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

o.O

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Wow! Finally a vtuber that uses the frame-by-frame function!

[@PlasmaMongoose]

30:45 Eventually she stopped thinking.

[@usagipoutine]

L'ambre grise is french words. If an s is between 2 voyelles, then it makes a z sound. If the s is at the end of a word, then it is either a plurial word or something that tell you the the word when used as a feminin adjective will have an i in front of it, creating once again a z sound. Because the s at the end is mute for the vast majority of french words.

[@KatanaDen]

Eating a Turkey and cheese sandwich and drinking black coffee

[@idanchen4934]

22:39 - He got copy righted, that is why some yt vids have silent parts.

[@idanchen4934]

16:45 - LMAO perfumes are vegan now (- not used by animals parts) LMAO

[@pimphandjesus4667]

So Ambergris is MSG for smell and taste…?

[@thisissoooonotnew]

Doritos barbecue

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Ohhh, nice. I like mine lays

[@thisissoooonotnew]

@@chelzorthedestroyer I miss those. not avaliable where I am rn

[@Vovi-Knight]

fun fact as far as i know the Netherlands doesn't have biology classes at least not the dissection kind also never learned algebra (still learned math just not the a=b/c stuff) nor the elemental table HOWEVER should you go to an education that does require those you WIL be taught those this means you don't get meaningless information like how many people really use there biology knowledge in there work or daily live regularly, school is still ass in the Netherlands purely REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT which means I hardly remember any knowledge, repetition doesn't make you remember long term

[@Vyperus69]

In the UK and Australia the deodorant and Showergel is called Lynx and in the US its called Axe. Both have a scent called Africa, which is supposed to smell like Tobacco, Sandalwood and Mandarin.

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

Imagine bending down and smelling hyrax poop "Oh yes this is the good stuff" Meanwhile your friends 😮 🤮

[@Kairukurumi]

Are you going to go back and watch the videos on Paint and Drinking on Incognito Mode?

[@bv332fgh]

Is old enough to remember dissecting an owl pellet in science class. XD

[@YaBoiDingus]

I've worked in perfume additive production, and I'm here to tell you: It still very much smells like ass.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oof, oh dear.

[@kovaxim]

I'm only drinking water, considering getting a burek, but I'll see.

[@Angrenost02]

8:39 Welcome to the french language, where letters change how they're pronounced all the time or aren't pronounced at all. Here's a neat example: how do you think you should pronounce the french word "oiseaux" (it means "birds" btw)? The answer is, of course, "wah-zoh" ("ah" like the a in attention, "oh" like in home). None of this word's letter is pronounced like they normally would be in french. Yeah.

[@GHMBOYandCREW]

I’m eating a burrito with Diet Coke

[@KarmasAB123]

I love this one :D

[@billygoatgruff3536]

Fun fact! Musk is a candy flavour here in Australia! Tastes like rose water-ish.

[@GaryAbrahams-c7t]

Could you watch more CJDaChamp vids. The mummy part made me think of his Dio video

[@Darkshade_01]

Oh boy this is gonna be good 😂

[@Black_rock_quarry]

I has chicken strips

[@Mossyy13]

Give

[@Poke-ladd]

How odd

[@salieri_sg9413]

Coffee

[@idanchen4934]

7:15 - So men sweat more then women. got it~ 👍 Can't wait for the one to claim "women sweat just as bad as men do" line. kek

[@Draco500064]

I’m not eating, I’m building a wooden puzzle clock!

[@arnas159ds]

That Cleopatra Nikocado spin always gets me.

[@frozencrow8735]

I am fast af

[@JayPadrig]

You know the terrifying white whale’s name was RICHARD? Moby balls isn’t funny. The book is a fascinating collection of whale facts- I think chapter 88 is about whale mating patterns 😮 one of my favorite numbers. Plus the old movie starring Gregory Peck makes JAWS look like a little bitch fish

[@spiritbx1337]

2:20 But that's not a squid... He's a phony!