TikTok Marketing is CRAZY

[@masterstyx2877]

Who knew AI stood for "A thousand Idian guys" truly the pinnacle of innovation.

[@Arseniy_Arsenicum]

AI stands for "Actually Indians"...

[@apeaape]

Wtf is an Idian

[@joeburch6754]

I've always heard of India but I've never seen him in person.

[@sonarchy5158]

​@@apeaape Idian (noun) : a native or inhabitant of Idia, or a person of Idian descent.

[@bocagelandscape]

@sonarchy5158 there I was, thinking a person from Idia was an Idiot.

[@SumitoMedia]

took me 40 minutes to dry off my greenscreen from the first take because i forgor to hit record and mostly missed my face #hyena

[@TheAnnoyingPest]

every onlyfans girl worst nightmare

[@Boon2Dock]

Similiar thing happened at a casting call for a movie that I went too.

[@KelLorien]

Seems worth it for that bit tbh

[@bobblueton]

We love you mutahar! I only watch you in the shower

[@moonknight6088]

It was worth it tho

[@LanceThumping]

Donghua Jinlong gets so much of a meme boost by having dong in it's name and a bit of a slant rhyme to it.

[@AlleonoriCat]

It has Dong and Long, bruh Invest in them, they are going to the moon

[@overdoneskeleton]

Sumito, I'm a person of culture, the only thing I buy off of TikTok live is attention from NPC girls that won't even read my username

[@JinteiModding]

Thats beyond cooked, thats well done

[@bocagelandscape]

Where the f do you get your glycine then ?!

[@mattjohnson8585]

Any good ones? Asking for a friend >.>

[@tragicallyfunny]

No you have to buy the galaxy from Miles Morales NPC. He’s dying but he must be a millionaire by now

[@jjojehong]

nothing like a fresh sumito vid to ruin my day

[@SuperDumasa]

that intro was fucking wild love that energy

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Marketing to us like we have money 💀

[@matheussanthiago9685]

I'm proud to be immune to capitalist propaganda B) (I'm so broke I can't even afford the sunglasses emoji)

[@TheStigification]

I used to joke that calculators just sent your math problems to someone else who does them really fast

[@dfgdfg_]

Haha, and old cameras have little pixies in who just paint what you're pointing at

[@christopherdixon4472]

Vending machines are operated by midgets.

[@manooxi327]

Dont wanna be the buzz kill, but the indian Amazon turns out to be just QA testers checking after every few hundred customers to see if the AI is working properly. U know, normal software stuff

[@jamesfroyum23]

I could only find the 1,000 india workers detail on russia today, a notorious propaganda website owned by the russian government.

[@omikron6218]

@@jamesfroyum23 doesn't matter if it's false infromation as long as funny

[@huxleyleigh4856]

I heard that the amount of QA required was way higher than expected

[@francise8698]

The story was on RT so makes sense

[@LegoDork]

Found Bozos' alt.

[@imkayjaylea]

My computer was playing up a little so I had to refresh the page, not realising you were already wet the first time I then noticed when the page reloaded and thought that I caused you to repeat the gag a second time which made it THAT much funnier.!!

[@mhc706]

As someone born in 1990 that Mexican restaurant one where the dude slammed himself into the wall was hilarious

[@SecGoat]

Thank you for bringing Dongua Jinglong to the masses! You have been blessed by the glycine brother glycel! OMG Cities by Diana too? you are on fire this week!

[@full-timepog6844]

A Thousand Indian workers playing as the NPCs in future AAA games. Cant wait for it 😄

[@forgingluck]

Bruh that intro goes hard lol

[@martian8987]

Never eat too much protein. I ate six pepperoni sticks and now I practically live in the toilet.

[@milkitea669]

Turns out all the AI art you're seeing is just 1000 Indian guys as well. What a time to be alive.

[@CaptainCFAngi]

You gotta appreciate that Sumito is always ready to go the extra mile to deliver premium meme content to us

[@Snaccubus99]

Good to see that Sumito's hair finally went to rehab and regained it's composure

[@MIDNITE69]

Two things: 1. Love the glasses 2. What in-ear headphones are those? Look neat >.>

[@SumitoMedia]

samsung somethings, they were only like $30 I think.

[@Hass2518]

I hope surfshark is paying you good enough to get splashed twice for a intro lmao

[@whyiwakeup6460]

if only surfshark used its sponsor money to implement an unsubscribe button

[@redwiltshire1816]

These adverts are actually working ngl I have a craving for some glycine

[@RevJR]

ECLIPSE GANG LET'S GO

[@iivin4233]

Never buy a Nissan. They have never honored a warranty or a recall for me, and if you are like me you will have recalled parts.

[@davidlemos1136]

I used to work on a web page that pays you for identifying specific objects on videos recorded by Lidar cameras, so yeah, the machine learning of self driving cars is actually latinos being paid pennies.

[@archdornan3694]

0:15 honestly no i didn’t the first clip legit stunlocked me

[@MrEnKaye]

Damn, now everyone's gonna know about Donghua Jinglong's Industrial Grade and Food Grade Glycine. What will I be pretentious about now?

[@DatBoiOrly]

13:00 the funny thing is it is COMPLETELY possible to do it without humans basically electronic scales in the cart & the shelves if something is moved from A to B that item is added to your cart if the shelf loses an item without reason that item is classed as "stolen" aka using proximity sensors to the nearest cart charges them simple but would cost millions to implement Amazon probably realised this & decided to go for the cheaper option aka slave labor

[@bryce1423]

Bro that intro had me dying!

[@clarkogles3289]

I used to work at a vets office and they now do the wholesome version of this and I love it

[@user-bw4jm1bv1i]

Oh man, I watched that first 2 seconds a dozen times 😂. So funny.

[@punkjesus666]

Great video! but dude how come you don't make Linux or virtual machines videos anymore?

[@KATinBLACK]

Sumito is a true bro. He’s take a load to the face for the pack any day of the month

[@ZakisHereNow]

I don’t want memes in my ads! I want 3 minutes of ad in my memes!

[@audiooddities9982]

Time to buy Donghua Jinlong food grade glycine...

[@RougeSanta]

That intro was the only proof that Sunmetoo bathes

[@dysfunc121]

It really hurt that Japan blocked those ads ay sumito 🤣

[@GreenMochi420]

WTF?! That’s crazy😂 It’s like the plot to that video game with the synths 😅

[@vinnythebird1611]

“What’s up homie it’s Tony” is a classic and will continue to be the best marketing of all time

[@bobblueton]

At DG in Ohio we got rid of all our self checkouts cos of theft.

[@UncleJoeLITE]

"Shocked & horrified" lmao. Where's that damn spider gone???

[@mclovin9148]

I am happy to see some video in this Surfshark add.

[@n3k0lai]

very poggers video, sumito

[@Enkaybee]

I am an Indian guy getting paid to pad out the view count here

[@rushbnostopp]

Mutahar’s new glasses are dope

[@morewubswithyourdubs]

Yo if that’s the future of advertising then I’m fuckin all in son

[@RobSunny0]

I like to imagine the opening scene took Sumito a few tries. like a pile of soaking wet shirts a few towels here and there and just him going. FUCK! I MISSED A WORD!."

[@creepy0ldguy1]

wait i think that's the first time Ive seen a gamer take a shower. at least i think that's what he did .... that's what he did right

[@ScubesFTW]

Was more of a squirt

[@entropybentwhistle]

Nipsey Russell voice: “Riiiiiiiiiight.”

[@Electric0eye]

If congress legitimately thinks this is brainwashing there really is no hope for us til we start putting age limits up for these positions. 💀

[@mrmojibaker916]

I’ve never tapped back to loop summin like I did this intro…pleeease someone make our day and throw that over Busta’s Make It Clap! 😂❤

[@SnipyShino]

Incogni cannot stop me tracking you 😤

[@emre30489]

They removed the ban on twitch in turkey btw.

[@royalblue9267]

Don’t yell at me Sumito, I just came for the memes.

[@KoblovskiPurge]

AI = Actually Indian

[@JourneysADRIFT]

Bro is criminally underrated

[@SlushGoblin]

A.I. was just short for Actually Indians

[@Yeongboemkim365]

I don't even understand zoomer humour and I'm a zoomer

[@MarsAttacks212]

Sumito those clear glasses are cool AF

[@ordinaryshark5656]

am i cooked if i bought a vpn JUST to watch weird hentai

[@JinteiModding]

You need a VPN for that?

[@neonryder8897]

You living Inna oven my man

[@RougeSanta]

Uh oh...

[@jeremybot1]

brother just force your ISP to check that shit out too

[@DanScrap1]

Tell us what you watched. Let us all burn, let's go blind from the torment together!

[@AlphaShark]

Dang I gotta start doing that.

[@Bambo_waffle]

All I know about glycine is that dan akroyd’s crystal head vodka does not have unlike other inferior brands of vodka

[@GleeChan]

That opening got me, lol

[@the_skyx]

Sumito im gonna be real with you, there too many ticktock video you make past couple of month and i dont use ticktock. Please make episode on some shit meme on discord or something too many ticktock episode i just cant

[@vokay]

Hey buddy, I’m gonna be real with you. Most, if not all memes from discord are from TikTok/Instagram/Twitter.

[@derekedgar1676]

Heyyo its Sumito the Media Magician Makin Media for the enjoyment of strangers on the internet.

[@tedtorqueoholic3628]

This is channel is the Donghua Jinlong of KZbin.

[@doodoo66]

I wish ads would get better like the Nissan ads. Is rather watch that than hear about better help from someone reading off a sheet

[@prosoto]

I need the clip they used for that kick knockout at 0:56. That was brutal.

[@amberhernandez]

I'm sorry, but the idea that 13 year olds won't be able to access social media is so unbelievably funny to me; like half of Twitter just gets Thanos snapped out of existence lmao

[@octagram2955]

We're not doing heyne pack. The Grandma Stanmas though 🤔

[@Kenjish1in]

I can never see a Gumba the same way I did before o.O

[@LikEaPhoX81]

OK, best intro youve had.

[@robsa978]

You the best, Sumito

[@robo1000]

Man the corporate meme war is getting weird lol

[@deadgoon2170]

Ethelene Glycol is even sweeter, kids....

[@RougeSanta]

The forbidden gatorade

[@wendyblair3079]

Laughing at the fact that the soyjak in the grub hub meme looked like Sumito in the same frame

[@erickvillegas2544]

Memes in Spanish on a professional English meme reviewer?!? For so long Spanish memes have been following behind English ones, now they’re on par

[@hazzaeatsshorts]

Man idk what I'd do without the 10 second skip button

[@campbellhenderson9335]

I'm suddenly certain that OpenAI could only become this successful because of the population and economic circumstances of the subcontinent.

[@3athlete]

first sec viewing was worth the subscribe.

[@Asdom100]

Oh no, not the manhwa recap TTS voice now I can't stop to listen

[@clnseat]

Wooo birthday video!

[@_incogni_]

Wonderful intro. Truly artistic.

[@user-oe1mp3sl4x]

Totally farted after the 1st second 😊

[@Kammithekiller]

i screamed at the into omg

[@klausgartenstiel4586]

i had the first 2 seconds on repeat for an hour now. help!

[@hunchbackthemighty5633]

Glycine is an amino acid.

[@Balrog4242]

I am a goomba walker and it is a very fulfilling opportunity that will start paying me as soon as I log 1000 stomps.

[@GareWorks]

TikTok and zoomer humour are a disease. Now we just need a cure.

[@YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments]

I'm putting you in the cheapest nursing home I can find

[@dazednotconfused1503]

Took me until half the video that I realized sumit looks different because of the glasses

[@edwardcaine1960]

Best opener yet

[@Cletus_Johannes]

What's the Hymen pack?

[@Cthulhunoms]

Hyena HYPE! Raj can charge me for my Balduk Ramen any day mang. Shpeacu.

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

that intro ad was abhorrent

[@ferrankina6989]

glycine isnt even something you should be eating. altho i worked witha guy who ate that thing straight from the lab (no i dont work in china) he's alive. i tasted it too. wouldn't recommend.

[@Whooperchain]

Lmao all time best intro

[@nrok113]

I need glycene, obviously

[@LanceThumping]

Feel like there has to be a hot clowncar full of Indians meme coming in for all the different AI releases.

[@suineborf8364]

he just shaved

[@localmemesonly]

hot 😍

[@davidgrunga]

There r live 5 alternatives to TikTok who cares

[@theonlycatonice]

11:40 nah wtf

[@noblecherry4015]

Not gonna lie, I liked being one of Sumito's "Goons" instead