SNICKERS IS REMOVING THE VEIN AND IT GIVES ME GAMER RAGE

[@willmadrid4]

Low key and I mean LOW KEY veins make it bigger and it doesn’t fit in my mouth as well as it did before

[@VemorrFrantik]

Have you tried circumcising the bar? That might help it fit.

[@Lisa_Minci96]

LOW Low key

[@andrews4717]

Gay 😕

[@MIDNITE69]

Same but high key

[@JuanSanchez-rv9xy]

@@andrews4717 and? 🥵😍

[@ConsultingHumor]

I can't even explain how much I love Sumito ranting about memes. It may not have any value to society at large, but it adds huge value to my day

[@sleepyproduction7166]

Everyone changes the world at least a little bit. Even if it’s only at a local level. I used to get depressed about thinking of how no one really changes the world, but after thinking about it for so long i realized no one does on a large scale except for bad people, and the good ones really only affect it after they die. But time keeps going, meaning everyone changes it a little bit, wether environment, people, literature, socially, community there’s all kinds of ways it changes.

[@krusher181]

@@sleepyproduction7166right on respect

[@krusher181]

@@glass7923I put floors in buildings so… I help buildings have floors. It’d take 2 extra days to get a floor if not for me. Totally changing the world

[@Yuvvm]

As a British person I feel personally attacked every episode. Love your work!

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

Lovelyjubblyfandabbydozy ain't it lads.

[@cygnise176]

@@En_Joshi-Godrez nice pfp

[@fjlbanks]

It seems British comedian Johnny Vegas is also a fan!

[@forster12888]

We suffer together fellow Orc

[@Velacroix]

Goblin squad, innit.

[@CoobyPls]

You can see sumitos cats found out how much of a good scratching cushion gaming chairs make lol

[@phillipwong330]

My man a little TOO excited to be a vampire…Sumito a Sexy Vampire confirmed?

[@VemorrFrantik]

Oh I'd totally let Lord Sumito feed on MY DI---!

[@nechronom8269]

Honestly I'm on board

[@hillogical]

12:37 I've never seen so much joy in a KZbinr as is in this moment and it makes me happy to see.

[@kittenmagician7416]

I say we recruit Dave Chapelle's security detail as minions of the vampire lord. Truly an unstoppable force

[@groofay]

I genuinely hope there are some people who still have vein-in Snickers bars, and in a few years they can sell them as collector's items for like 5 grand.

[@RogueSanta]

Why not a 100 grand?

[@groofay]

@@RogueSanta If they can, all power to them

[@krusher181]

@@RogueSantacuz that’s too many grands

[@RogueSanta]

🍫

[@MrDMIDOV]

I now identify as a sexy vampire in solidarity with Sumito’s brave transitioning.

[@DrSmugface]

I'm, a person from Transylvania are deeply offended by this

[@christinewarden3450]

@@DrSmugface this is extremely late, but TRANSlyvania lol

[@UnwordlyAcorn]

Fun fact; the new ”less sexualized” tracer pose is from a classic pin-up girl picture; which is pretty damn funny.

[@Sonichero151]

The irony is rich

[@sehvehn7955]

Whammyyyy of a video. Love your catch phrase

[@rushbnostopp]

Mans really said “you spent $1,000 just to come here and lose to me” man COD gamers are so incredibly toxic but in an oddly endearing way

[@krusher181]

I like to imagine the 1,000 dollars was on microtransactions.

[@JonnyBlaze0077]

Sumitos catchphrase is practically "I don't DO research" *Sumito discovers real vampires* "Guys I've just done HOURS of research into this"

[@kochiyamochiya]

11:48 After alot of consideration, I'm now identify myself as Morbius after experiencing the Morbin Time you're now Morbius Lord

[@Crit-Multiplier]

Found your content Way too late. Youre really funny! Great stuff

[@ozzmen4494]

Damn Sumito realy came in the moment I had a shitty day. Thanks man.

[@akiraakiraakiraakira]

the gamer rage moment is the level of emotion and intensity i miss in todays politics. if in my country the 2 leading parties would discuss topics like that, people would care more what they have to say that chicken mascot is intresting. whats it called? asking for a friend for research purpose only

[@akiraakiraakiraakira]

Thx 🙏❤

[@teal_m_101]

I feel like the best criticism is always when it's about minor details which are utterly inconsequential and/or incorrect.

[@johndemler838]

This. Do this show every time! Loved the video and I dig when you cover current events.

[@chrisyork1294]

Long time sub. Better call Saul memes are such a hole I’ve never seen more absurd memes for a show

[@marmalar]

Woot, I was hoping to procrastinate getting my workday started whilst WFH... thank you Sumito!

[@zeusalternative1270]

Sumito be like: "Transition"

[@100100toxic]

No one mentioned that Jamie Fox was there wearing a cowboy hat helpings dave

[@ATonOfBacon]

Sumito making my Mondays better. Thanks Sumito-san

[@vrapbrap]

Damn. What am I gonna suck on now that the vein is gone?

[@greenhowie]

WHAT??? Someone playing CoD professionally is an angry classless manchild??? I. am. SHOCKED.

[@Sonichero151]

Next you'll be telling me COD League play is unironically and humorlessly toxic and hateful

[@zedfauc8540]

Already committed to self-identifying as a vampire. May Lord Sumito's reign be unending

[@claraquinrulez]

"Weirdly seductive image of a horse" yeah idk bro I think that's just a you-thing

[@murgatroydfungus4352]

Ngl I had extremely gay thoughts when I saw the skeleton living in Gus' head

[@joohart6911]

Why would you ever see his skeleton?(I'm on season 3 btw)

[@katura.]

@@joohart6911 don't question it and just continue watching braking bad

[@joohart6911]

@@katura. alright, thanks

[@murgatroydfungus4352]

@@joohart6911 It's from a meme vid

[@joohart6911]

@@murgatroydfungus4352 oh thank god

[@Felix-nz7lq]

When are we going to be seeing a Sumito vein chocolate bar?

[@LevitatingCups]

What would sumito vein bar taste like, curry?

[@MartinJPR]

@@LevitatingCups coconut penis

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

@@LevitatingCups I mean…I’d at least try it

[@michaeldimare3786]

No way that’s going to fit with any conventional wrapper

[@Rocklahaulle]

CRIMINALLY undersubbed

[@sadmermaid]

I did enjoy, thanks Sumito! The British memes crack me tf up.

[@abrahampitman8819]

Pretty accurate other than the multiple reference to scaffolding being a "trade"

[@friedrice7]

I was cracking up in the gamer rage video when I saw the guy playing league just chillin

[@alexb50]

How tf did Sumit just give the clearest description of Roe v Wade I’ve heard

[@rickharrison1887]

Back in August of 2021, I was riding my bike home from work and as I was crossing a street, a car blew through the red light and ran me over. I broke my right hip, my back and spent almost a week in the hospital, but that still probably wasn’t as bad as the beating that guy took

[@Heurecka]

this was a good episode! keep it up sumito!

[@GleeChan]

Someone buy Sumito a bigger digital table.

[@alexdasliebe5391]

@12:48 “Click confirm after you unsubscribe” is a Chad move

[@WertySensei]

Good episode of This Fortnite in Memes.

[@X-i_i-K]

I accept thee as our vampire lord

[@SneakyBadness]

Love this new series

[@GreshKaal]

Man, I roll out of bed, grab food, and immediately see this pop up. Great way to start the day!

[@ScubesFTW]

Give up garlic bread? Sir, you have crossed a line!

[@simpleslides1958]

that dude in the back with finger guns killed me

[@dat_lamp]

I dunno Sumito, I can't give up on my garlic.

[@jakewilliams3283]

I for one welcome our new vampire overlord

[@irejog]

5:42 it's pronounced "paw"-"der"-"rick". You're welcome! It's Irish, but the Brits are trying to co-op it. -Yours Sincerely That one fan from Ireland

[@wotruannwah5678]

Gaelic spelling of Patrick right?

[@Jamill52]

Also Irish here, never heard it with 3 syllables. Would say it's pronounced "paw-rick" or "paw-drig"

[@irejog]

@@Jamill52 This is probably a difference in culchie dialect. Either way, we're closer than Sumito was!

[@manoffewords1]

Being a self-proclaimed expert with bb guns, I can confirm that, unless it hits you in the eye, the most those will do is maybe break the skin if it's close enough.

[@QwertyUiop-bs2zr]

3:30 yeah, one friend of mine plays for the lol team of his uni

[@Fullblownviking]

Loving these vids! But what happened to the god tier intro?

[@zalmakazi3263]

Giving up garlic bread is a big ask... but I'll join the coven and accept my demise later.

[@TheAkrillion]

Bit late, but I appreciate the dedication, Sumito.

[@trollol1914]

1:47 looks like the first sentence is someone commenting as a joke on the event. 'hold your laughter, but he disguised a KNIFE and a HAND GUN!', laughter ensues.

[@nefariouskenobi2594]

Chris Rock legendary though, also thank you sumito for explaining British people to me like "a week ago."

[@swaggerdagger8976]

What an amazing title

[@pwixell7113]

I think I prefer it without the vein ngl

[@Ol_Durty_Badger]

Lmfao the Walmart gun thing fucking killed me!

[@arjitsingh6539]

Hell yea. Another fortnight of memes episode

[@jerichodelta4876]

Sumito’s excitement over sex vampires makes everything better.

[@Foreststrike]

I guess vampires in this context get constipation from all the iron they're consuming.

[@lego007guym8]

I gotta say, that bottom left comment is the third most concerning thing I've ever heard a childhood friend say.

[@Gecko...]

NOT THE VEIN

[@JestaSaint]

Is league of legends porn as redeemable as overwatch's porn? Asking in the name science.

[@SumitoMedia]

Yes but only kindred

[@JestaSaint]

@@SumitoMedia Excellent.

[@DungleBeet]

Not viewed enough my guy. Good vids

[@postplatmedia]

Vampires rise up? We don’t go out an…damn he got the joke first!

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Elijah Schaeffer making it onto the Meme Week!

[@thomasmillett4128]

Hm thank you for bringing these memes to my attention.

[@WafflerCraft]

I cant believe my favourite content creator didnt say their catchphrase "Whammy!" this episode. I'm going to cry

[@sobinsobington3685]

you know what... ill recognize you as my vampire lord

[@maya.pxrker]

8:54 bro that shit killed me that fucking picture man

[@pyromen321]

8:52 the bottom left text caught me off guard

[@battafyuwi6760]

The knife will never be a gun

[@bigfloppafan4204]

Yo Sumito what's that in the bottom left of the meme at 8:39 ?

[@jersmont1309]

Imagine if Snickers were called Sniggers and everyone ate then with just the S part ripped off :(

[@sadmermaid]

....bro?

[@johndemler838]

Somebody needs to get in contact with that security guard that fell TWICE. Fired.

[@LordParaDax]

Bring back the vein

[@velazquezarmouries]

I heard of guns concealed as knives but never in my career as a knifemaker have i ever heard of knives concealed as guns

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

About the Chappelle thing, it wasn't just the recent controversy, the dude had a diss track from 2 years ago basically just saying he hated Dave chappelle

[@da_roachdogjr]

No garlic bread? Keep those fangs away!

[@SnipyShino]

A British dude on discord slowly but surely had all the SumitoMedia discord emoji slots filled up with his own OC Baby steps to rebuild the empire innit

[@Balrog4242]

They better not get rid of that vein that's my fav thing about eating it.

[@goundz]

The titles slowly get more and more insane

[@NickyG_vz]

This was a good one sumito

[@Foreststrike]

So I guess we're amorphous now. In both candy and reality. We are the gray aliens.

[@RXHMND]

2:47 is the most normal thing you can see at any internet shop in the Philippines

[@timelinegod2995]

5:13 Bruh I had to increase quality of video from 144p to 360p but was worth it

[@shen6232]

2:34 underrated joke

[@Kasaix]

5:15 I'd recognize Witchking00's art anywhere.

[@GrouchierBear]

Sorry, no garlic bread is a deal breaker.

[@jakobdanowski1325]

Yes my Vampire Lord where do I sign up

[@elgringofeo9348]

First time I've seen a league player being calm, dude must have reached cloud 9, also I have that sniper pellet gun, fukin killed me when I saw that daisy logo

[@HollowTomajikate]

5:00 Bllizzard were adamant about the old pose saying they wouldn't change it for being too sexual. Instead someone said it was out of character for her. In fact that pose has no character. Instead they changed it to a spray on an old bomber which is just as sexual but plays into her pilot background. More in character, same sex appeal.

[@devastatheseeker9967]

That guy had max smuggle level

[@nicozimmermann8672]

the lord of our house has blessed us with another video!!!

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Considering the name, the British guy is from NI, and they are more familiar with guns than the mainlanders. I think he might ave been having a laff

[@Bedhed47]

I can't be a vampire sumito, I'm actually a werecapybara.

[@inanimatesum4945]

The only job Johnny Sins can’t claim is being a meme machine, mostly because he himself is a meme.

[@ShredHouseGaming]

My father asked me, “who’s dumber? The guy who harassed Tyson on a flight, or the guy who doesn’t realize Chappelle rolls deep?”

[@bigdoodleboi]

currently trying to become a vampire to aid the cause, but I just keep contracting Ataxia instead