Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 488 w/ Bert Kreischer

[@OldManBales]

One of my favorite things in life is when Tom imitates Bert's voice.

[@RachEE2471]

I love you mommy***

[@rathernotsay2878]

Hahaha same, he always nails it

[@Zecodar]

Indeed

[@christopherlarrea536]

@@rathernotsay2878 ls

[@nimmha6708]

it sounds exactly the same when doing a down-syndrome impression 🤣

[@KINGofGUNS]

Bert was amazing in Toronto last month! He literally crushed it...dozens killed....

[@rodriguezro9999]

He's so fat that your small child will start orbiting him if you're not careful.

[@bgold9]

LMAO this comment is amazing man

[@squidincsquid]

Of donuts?

[@SiavregNhoj]

That hat!

[@vazurro_world]

@@SiavregNhoj I can't believe it haha.

[@jr2340]

The only tour bus that Bert doesn't support is the underground railroad

[@craazy82010]

Benito Mussolini oh shit! lmfao. fucking dying over here

[@karenamyx2205]

Buses dont use railroad tracks... bit of a stretch. Kinda like the marks on Bert's skin.

[@milesmclenon1459]

The guy laughing in the background always validates things I find funny.

I Love The guys in the back!🙂❤💯 Their laughter really makes the show feel alive& the laughter always gets me laughing!😁🙌❤

[@mf-ws3cj]

I love it it's like a laugh track

[@k9man163]

That "guy" is our favorite kinda Jew Nadav 'Blueban' Itzkowitz.

[@nickolasroig7360]

Yeah Nadav is pretty awesome

[@awoler]

Who is that laughing in the back

[@SMBBM92]

Genuinely love how happy Tom seems when Bert is around.

[@scarlettainsley9979]

@H & M UH hundred percent

[@PseudocidalTTV]

"Hollywood /Algorithm Tactics " aside, I'm convinced the are literally best friends. Not only best friends, but their whole buiness/family dynamics work so well that it wouldn't surprise me if both of their family's almost co-pend/enjoy teaming while they're on tour. And tbh the Theogate shit goes EVEN that deep. These folks are leagues smarter than the public give them credit for.

[@MoveToDestroyDrummer]

HardRockBert - 300 pounds but carries it like he’s 410

[@ObeyCamp]

MoveToDestroyDrummer 😂

[@Coolyourjetscris]

MoveToDestroyDrummer 😭😭😭

[@chriswitry6976]

He STRONGLY prefers Caucasian women/people in general only

[@the_cheap_ones]

Sober October 2019 Milking the Men!

[@TomTudusHughes]

MoveToDestroyDrummer best comment ever

[@cliff5066]

I heard Bent Coastguard only takes food out of his mouth to say the N-word

[@PageShearling]

😂

[@alexiseptimus]

Bent Coastguard, could be the best one:

[@kus88]

best one yet

[@dakronikles]

Lmao

[@dakronikles]

What word? Nachos?

[@TheSeventhZombie]

I love that during Tom's shart story she was just sitting there twirling her hair like a woman truly in love.

[@jennhansonxlove]

TheSeventhZombie legit laughed out loud 😂

[@ejanekendig1984]

Came here to see if anyone else noticed this 🤣

[@Max-zr7hr]

"I was drunk at an airport." Burt's autobiography

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Fuck! I guess I gotta come up with a new name for mine!

[@craigdiniz3891]

His Autobiography was literally “I was drunk and I did this, then I said this, then I was like oh no, but then they loved me and we all partied.”

[@crystgreaney2092]

@@BirdOfHermes83by

[@RandonBrob]

Here three years later and Bert is still alive!

[@chrismckinney788]

His DNA should be studied in all universities 😂😂😂

[@lloydalexander3738]

You haven't heard? He died yesterday. Was on a mechanical bull and had a heart attack flew off the bull and cracked his skull.

[@soggybiscotti8425]

@@lloydalexander3738 nah he recovered fine, they thought he was dead until they put him onto an ECG machine and the heart rate monitor spelled out Tito's and soda. They put one to his clammy cold lips and the Mickey Mantle genes kicked in and sealed up the wound as he pounded it.

[@lonestaronestar1845]

Unbelievable

[@marcop4845]

Same rewatching it :)

[@cent-kz2ti]

Bert "I've been spitting on my toilet paper for years" Kreischer

[@dakronikles]

Didn't know it was called an Alabama wet nap

[@josephbehm3565]

Very kind of Bernt to change out of his XXXL Klan robes to do this podcast. Very classy Brett Creisher!

[@ryansanchez319]

I'm starting to think he's a Nazi Jew.. Burnt cashler

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I thought his name was Brent? 🤔

[@jamesthompson9978]

*bruce kersher

[@daniellane3403]

What's really sad is that if he did wear Nazi Robes he would smell vastly better. So gross

[@loganray364]

James Thompson g

[@mentaldisabilities1882]

My phone just got 380 pounds heavier

[@DougJK]

I laughed too hard at this

[@JakeH_Movies2]

Good Shit here 😂

[@mentaldisabilities1882]

Gunnar B It’s 380 when the camera is zoomed in tight on his fat head. With all them racist thoughts.

[@alexb8560]

Leave him along!! Leave Bertney alone!!!!

[@bevrosity]

aww man come on lolol

[@justpettet3506]

love that burt thinks food is making him fat not the 40 beers a day

[@Cavs191]

With his big ass alcoholic belly, he just drinks til he passes out on the tour bus and then he calls it the most healthy lifestyle he’s ever lived. Hahaha.

[@justpettet3506]

@@Cavs191 hahahahhaha so glad people don't all hate him so they can fill us in hahahhaha

[@sat8959]

The fat jokes will be even funnier when he eats and drinks himself into an early grave. You know it'll happen, his wife and kids know it'll happen, even he knows it will happen. It takes deep-seated self-loathing to live the kind of lifestyle he lives.

[@OGgluttonoustoad]

@@sat8959 well goddamn

[@michaelhand4246]

@@sat8959 Nah theres a lot of fat guys who drink beers and make it to old age.

[@lionsmanexx]

I find Bart funny less for his jokes, and more for just who he is as a person. I can’t help but laugh when he’s on.

[@michaeltonikov]

Bert literally drank the kool-aid

[@GamingwitdaKing]

Agreed his personality is a show of its own.

[@prisonnick9663]

Why did my phone start smelling like burger grease when I started listening to this?

[@AJ-ut8cz]

I sniffed my phone when I read this.

[@nickchezum1088]

Careful if he spills his titos it might ruin your phone

[@Beunibster]

I hear AOC is raging against The Machine.

[@Flannagan.n1]

It’s the obese KKK guy.. he has that effect.

[@SourHDHR]

For some reason, my dorm internet doesn't seem to have the bandwidth to play this podcast past the 16:44 mark. It's almost as if the file is too heavy and racist to be played. Shame.

[@SitKid721]

Feels bad

[@jennhansonxlove]

🤣

[@SheT0LDM3shes18]

Ya, good one bud

[@mitchellnewman9670]

By dorm don't you mean grandma basement. Racist? Really grow a sense of humor

[@iamthefuss934]

@@mitchellnewman9670 awe

[@07coco]

The soundbooth laughter is genuine and always makes me laugh

[@DIRKCHRISTIAN]

the compassion and friendship they feel and deliver for each other is just amazing .....thanx guys!!

[@MordecaiandMonroe]

"im cleaner than 98 percent of people". Followed by a million stories about how gross he is.

[@polybiusnymb6446]

John Boucher He’s admitted to jumping in his chlorinated pool as an alternative to bathing

[@rogerwilco1777]

@@polybiusnymb6446 .. and his teeth have rotted away to nothing. I would be impressed if he brushes more than once a week

[@John-lo4xz]

"im cleaner than 98 percent of people" - Doesn't use underwear. Like wtf how did he manage to get a wife

[@Derek_Keenan]

He recently said he’s only taken 2 inside showers so far this year

[@YungCountertop]

Roger Wilco you slightly predicted the recent two bears one cave where Beet says he doesnt brush his teeth till mid day and only brushes them once a day 🤣🤣

[@mexikunt]

I'm not going to lie Jeans, whenever I see Bert Kreischer on a podcast I always feel second hand hungover.

[@rjames5967]

Saw a recent picture of him with his post alcohol binge bloat. Thought I relapsed.

[@jakegbarrett]

Hopefully the floors in the new studio are reinforced.. I can’t imagine the damage Fat Fat Bert could do

[@DaveSP196]

Good stuff.

[@johannesbundgaard6907]

Don't you forget, he's racist too.

[@juder114]

Rest in peace odb

[@Th3Sav4ge68]

Literally one of the first things they said was that they reinforced the floor

[@jakegbarrett]

Aaron Harris I commented right as it was posted, so so sorry to disappoint you:(

[@DSchadee]

Bert talking about treats is proof that he's actually a golden retriever.

[@jeromysmith2486]

I love how diverse the humor and energy is in this video, Bert has that undeniable goofball energy, Christina P is quite possibly one of the 2 most real and honest female comedians, and Tom is probably the best comedian in the business at not laughing at his own stuff during a set. Love all you guys, stay healthy and never stop!

[@stephlooney]

Such a big fan of all 3 of y’all. If I’m having a bad day I watch an episode of this . Just discovered y’all this past year. Christina always makes me smile. Love Tom & Bert. I’m hooked. It’s my great escape from life at times just laughing & watching y’all.

[@krstrid]

We need to address the elephant in the room. I mean, Burnt Chrysler.

[@christianjames6297]

Lmfao!

[@BeefHamMan]

Burb Kreeshirt

[@dartsxfaller5993]

Fert is bat.

[@mikesullivan7153]

Fert is definitely bat...

[@ObeyCamp]

My thoughts exactly.

[@thelemonddropskid5445]

The Fertman

[@MrOtaku187]

Racist is Bart

[@MrBluntDaily]

Ferrrrrrt...?

[@tylerwilliams8791]

Knew I needed some racism in my life today

[@joshuacleberg7581]

All these years later and Bert gets gifted Hitler's teacup from Tom…

[@nicoleashleyknox]

That was so funny! They are outrageous! 😂😂😂😂

[@samhornet1]

I thought I was comf in my bed settling in for YMH. Then Bert showed up and I was Mein Comf.

[@sbk1911]

Get Bobby Lee back on.

[@SirGrassyNoL]

Kvast i really like that

[@jakeybball]

Kvast fuck Bobby Lee, we need the Rat King first. Gang gang.

[@harisgul3537]

@@jakeybball i dont know if you've been following but it doesn't seem like they're fond of each other

[@mentaldisabilities1882]

Haris Gul Tom and Theo?

[@tommykovac1360]

Bobby Lee gets aroused by the name Steve Simeone!

[@weepinggiraffe]

Bert: I don't know how to lose weight! Also Bert: Drinks 3 beers in the first 30 minutes

[@ecdawg74]

Todd and Courtney are so accommodating to Bart's alcoholism and provide him an entire bar for his 1 hour appearance, high and tight

[@patricktuorto]

"I went out of veganism and right into a brisket" - Bert Kreischer

[@percussionpunisher8694]

“I have no idea how to lose weight.” - Burnt Krystals

[@fargotua13]

Joe Rogan Experience #1255 - Alex Jones Returns! But I'm staying here.

[@Winning1980]

I was like am I gonna go with the world's most racist comedian or the world's fattest conspiracy Theriot and I was like I'm go with racist Bret krysler lol

[@gank9]

Alex gained a lot of weight

[@Winning1980]

He sure did

[@thelemonddropskid5445]

It's ok. You can watch it later...

[@Winning1980]

I sure will, I like how Joe kind calms him down and centers him and it's fun to see him smoke weed and talk about intergalactic pediphiles because that's what happened last time he was on

[@johnoconnell8393]

Bret is looking huge. Must be pushing 1,000lbs by now!

[@evandermajor7183]

That Alexa vid floored me, I love this community.

[@korosaki13]

Bert: "I'm cleaner than 95% of the population..." Also Bert: "... touching my balls and, rubing it on my face" LMAO

[@Leatherface2113]

Don’t forget bare boot constantly touching if his feet

[@xvi5333]

Garth Brooks ; Chris Gaines Andy Kaufman ; Tony Clifton Tom Segura ; Robert Paul Champagne

[@trentm.364]

Jesus look at all the booze laid out in front of Bert KKKreischer at 17:09. I am guessing that will get him through about 10 minutes of the show before Blueban or Josh have to come in to replenish the stock.

[@DekkarJr]

He probably goes into withdrawals driving home in LA traffic.

[@rsl5067]

YMH going up strong against the JRE this week, listening to both at the same time it's like Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz but with inter-dimensional alien sharts

[@iannewman20ify]

Cocaine is a helluva drug

[@ryanh4298]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@jorgemunoz4986]

Haha yeah not reallly

[@pwbackupspot]

I mean except for the 3.5 million person difference in followers

[@itsMattydud3]

it's definitely "Hoe a man out" and I will die on this hill

[@vincenttrejo9706]

I agree thats exactly what it sounds like. Its not like its unreasonable to think he would say that too lol

[@jeffboyd8139]

Have fun rotting on Wrong Hill. It's home here now. Hoe me on out doesn't sound correct even in the slightest

[@GUITARTIME2024]

It's "h** me on out".

[@itsMattydud3]

@@jeffboyd8139 of course it doesn't. That's because it's "Hoe a man out"

[@SicFromTheKush]

@@GUITARTIME2024 dude if you use asterisks youre a panzy. Grow up fruit

[@cynicalrichie56]

Christina: Continually shits on Berts grossness Also Christina: *Burps loudly into the mic throughout the entire show.*

[@danichesney1876]

THIS

[@michaeltonikov]

Plus farts into a mic

[@keithriggle3192]

Just want to say tom you had a tremendous show at Chicago theater and I love this podcast and you married a helluva woman

[@Coolyourjetscris]

The racism and Tito’s are extra tight today cool guys!

[@Coolyourjetscris]

Brian Fortner unfortunately this episode holds back on some of the racism but you MIGHT find a reference here or there

[@thomasbernard7038]

👖

[@Coolyourjetscris]

Brian Fortner sounding real low and loose right now my man

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

Awe he deleted his comments. Super low and loose

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Perfect timing! I was just feeling super inclusive so I'm glad to see they've brought back the world's most racist comedian!

[@gazprice8874]

Can we all just agree that Burt is basically Homer Simpson

[@bigboo6191]

Thank you mommys for only having 3 ads over 2 hours, you are great!

[@dylanbrown8601]

big boo I have 5

[@xballikesw00shx]

"Dude I've been spitting on toilet paper for yearsss"

[@jdw221221]

Alabama wet wipe

[@Schpiegel1306]

Bart is slowing down my phones frame rate

[@blkntanta]

He fit in your phones frame?

[@Schpiegel1306]

Well the battery is swollen now

[@akathehnic]

I think he slows my metabolism and brain

[@joeymorales2565]

This deserves more likes. +1

[@Rsharpe315]

Tom n Bert need they own podcast together always epic

[@wasteland6961]

Good news

[@ImagineMyEmpire]

Tom, Bert, Ari, Joe, Bryan, & Brenden should do a tour together. That shit would make bank.

[@JohnnyReverse]

jk rowling is making me wanna take 10-12 benadryl

[@Calilou52]

The spiders are all gay

[@chrisinister76]

The genuine love Tommy and berty boy and chris have for each other is fucking heartwarming you guys make my day,, Thanks

[@asce780]

Why am I not seeing any comments talking about how the potential best part of the show, Bert meeting Terry, was cut out for fear of flagging when this never seemed to be an issue in the past??

[@kus88]

very low and loose

[@AdirondackPacks]

Definitely not something a cool guy would do

[@nate4234]

I think they are worrying about money due to them actually talking to guests on their opinions and need a sponsor

[@mattmorris8699]

I love that the episode number is the same as Bart's weight

[@stevenjohann5435]

when you said Bert got a grill in Atlanta, I was trying to picture him with a gold n' ice BERT across his teeth......lol

[@tattootempest]

Just finished watching the 2017 episode with Joey Diaz then it jumped to this one and wow, your production quality and studio have really gone to the next level, and is so much less cluttered now :)

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

#1 podcast episode of any #1 podcast, ever. Push, "....when do you think Bert's gonna die?" Tom, '3 years." lmfao

[@JuanRodriguez-ks7wv]

What happened to the segment “Tom or Black”?

[@SocialGore]

don't get Bert started on the blacks

[@retro_jojo3159]

@@SocialGore that caught me off guard made me actually laugh

[@jbllc6873]

It definitely deserves to be resurrected!!

[@SirGrassyNoL]

i BEEN askin this. best segment ever possibly

[@stylintylin77]

Why couldn't we watch Bert meeting Terry exactly?

[@pastrie42]

We need answers. The fact that I didn't get to see my favorite fat, racist comedian meet a cool guy like Terry bums me out more than black people trigger hate in Bert's heart.

[@mikebenninghoff]

Seriously. We need an explanation.

[@matthewhartshorn5204]

After the Mickey D's pussy pullout, I'd be playing terry clips every podcast.

[@minmatenx]

Shit like that leads to demonetization.

[@HonorThyTarkus]

Who is Terry?

[@SacredFeline]

The unnamed sharter has to be Blueban, I feel like Potter would own it.

[@ericfannin8227]

The toilet paper convo: Has neither one of them heard of flushable wipes?

[@nephilimshammer9567]

Men dont use pussy wipes

[@Crozzer86]

Bort manifesting Fully Loaded at the end and Tom maintaining his stance on avoiding touring with Burt to this day!

[@callmesyr]

I'm in France, and I can tell you people here are very happy you got Gérard Depardieu on the pomcast.

[@balls2go]

Don't Think we haven't noticed your water-battle going on unmentioned

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Christine puts it on for the camera. Tim pounds H20 on the low.

[@michaelhenderson643]

Bert "then i ran into the bathroom and rifled it out" Kreischer

[@iamrayn]

😂😂 best comment yet

[@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242]

Whenever Big Bert is on the Pom cast, it legitimately feels like they’re family. ❤️ #bertisfat #tomistourbuschamp

[@Calilou52]

59:27 and 1:04:05 if you turn it up full volume you can hear Tom mumble about Theogate

[@paulysantaana1728]

Oh my god hahahahahaha

[@MrKhho100]

I love how Christina just pulls up Leann's side of the story. Just to make Bert know he's wrong. I love their friendship lmao

[@TheWanderingBeard]

I think one of the best features is you can hear the dudes in the back laughing haha

[@MichaelJKospiah]

You guys had a video of Terry before you even knew he was Terry (randomly watched episode 439).

[@asonunique3231]

they mentioned this last week

[@jess_hartmn2710]

the shart talk reminds me of Al Roker's dookie dance (when a lil somethin extra comes out) lmao the remix to the initial "pooped my pants" interview slays me still to this day

[@helco2856]

Yo i legit forgot about that 😂

[@radtothebone23]

Bert genuinely seems sick of the fat jokes.

[@emilyburke2424]

Marco Hennebury agreed. i also think he doesn’t really care when it’s just his one friend who isn’t too much “thinner” than him poking fun . but then to have christina’s (borderline) too dry comments as a double team it kind of feels mean

[@macaronicheese8721]

He has said he appreciates it in a podcast and that it helped him at least at one point when losing weight

[@derkavondangerkill7628]

He should lose some weight by not being such an alcoholic then.

[@pterojacktylus2475]

I mean I wouldn’t deny everyone’s got to have a breaking point with this sort of thing, but I think there might also be an absolute minor of comedic performance involved knowing it’s funnier with him being a bit hurt and annoyed knowing it’s his friends who’ve brought him on a show to call him fat and racist than it would be to just laugh along the whole way through

[@gummy6114]

Wow Brent Christnerd. Bless his oversized, clogged up heart!

[@Puckrocker]

Just a couple average Joes talking tour buses and Gucci accessories.

[@Kelticfury]

I love Tom's dead eyes while the intro plays.

[@rustyspaugh1530]

Dude just to watch Christine just cover her face is priceless.... Like I can't believe I'm hearing this...lol

[@megyskermike]

The body shots world tour announcement absolutely killed me, incredible era for ymh + Tom & Bert

[@TheOilyBean]

I'm actually quite worried about Bert. He needs a serious wake up call. Get him on Dr. Drew After Dark. Exploit his pain even more

[@ccchase420]

this just happened and it was awesome lol

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Three years later and everyone is feeling the same way lol.

[@zenecoley7965]

MINUTE 7:11 THAT BURP!!!! “Oh god” Christina P!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sbroggie]

That Oxnard show Bert was talking about was the second show at Levity Live, Oxnard. I was there. It was the second show and it happened exactly as he told it. The dude waited until the perfect, quiet moment to yell it out. It sucked all the air out of the room for a minute. I have to give props to Bart, though. He recovered from that shit pretty quick.

[@benw2119]

Watching this AFTER they've learned so much about RPC and Dr Drew met with him etc is amazing. They seem so innocent, so young. They have no idea how much a part of their lives RPC will be.

[@natashajennex]

I love this trio so much. Always makes me laugh for real. Also, I can honestly say Christina is a stunning woman. She rocks the red lip. She's up there with top 5 ever IMO. Get it giiirl!

[@cherrrielouise]

omg I agree I'm so obsessed with her it's so weird I am so old school I've been listening to Tom Segura comedy albums for years like only the albums never bothered to check out his online content ever until recently and then it turns out he's married to the hottest girl ever lol she's sooo chingona I love her 😍

[@wuvs2spooge]

Ummm hello where is the footage of Bert meeting Terry being uploaded?

[@Squeepsss]

“I didn’t shit my pants, I shit my butt-cheeks” -Bert

[@jerrybetts3418]

Love Bert he's the shit. Always smiling and happy

[@tikemanski3548]

I love how the way that the Camera focuses on Mommy Jeans every time she drinks from her water bottle *1:39:20*

[@wtfmanicanthaveaname]

4 years ago? I remember when they discovered RPC and i cant believe its been that long!

[@Yungtacosss]

Alexa is the biggest snitch out there

[@sk8erpunk8389]

With the help of the Expanding Racist, Brent Crispies, you guys should be able to get a Papa Johns sponsorship. Maybe even a Gucci/Burberry deal. Get the mommies looking extra high and tight.

[@subwayjrod1]

Looking to spice up your married life? Give your kids bout 10-12 Benadryl and try all 12 karma sutra positions with your 600 pound husband.

[@nickbotic]

6:11 made me literally fall off my couch laughing for no real reason at all

[@TrapMusicNow]

TRY IT OUT.

[@Nunya_Bidz]

Looooooove your channel! Keep em high and tight and send in some tracks for Tim and Crystal!

[@tylerwatkins6641]

How young and innocent we all were back here. How we thought that innocence could be taken so easily. And now, and now we know. It only gets worse. Well, better.

[@rigotomas1215]

16:52 I can’t get over this intro. It’s too damn 😆

[@alejandrocastaneda292]

59:29 best drop in the history of this show.

[@granthenderson2146]

Rainforest Cafe for the sponsor... Complete rainforest decorations along with animals. Plus you have the timed thunderstorms and animal sounds happening throughout the podcast

[@tylerb4994]

17:50 bro i cant breath 😭😂☠️ here after “2 bears 1 cave” and i needed more content 😂💯 this shits so funny bruh

[@clarkkane6021]

Tybetts so fucking funny😂 “The Body shots world, No blacks allowed 😂😂

[@metztli1783]

There's something wrong with the framing on this episode.. Burnt doesn't fit on my screen wtf??