Sun Tzu | The Art of War

[@Einzelgänger]

Watch the sequel here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4mznIuEi7yKraM

[@chriszani3698]

ez first reply

[@chriszani3698]

@Toastato0 k

[@capybarachan650]

okey

[@ihatecatssss]

sure will

[@congratulationsmerry6386]

you can easily defeat sun zu by retreating and burn your cities so they will starve and die since they rely on speed and your own recources

[@cowboy2006]

“Please stop commenting in this format. I can’t stop liking them” - Sun Tzu

[@xyruzianjabagat]

"don't quote this" -Sun Tzu

[@lunarskys2645]

Same!

[@thatdude9091]

@@xyruzianjabagat “Dont quote this” -a quote from Sun Tzu.

[@marcellosirait_]

Im not technoblade!!! -Sun

[@zfatihahmad969]

Mantap

[@nicka6815]

"You may not rest, there are monsters near by" -Sun Tzu

[@derpynerdy6294]

Hahahahaha

[@dontcheckmyprofilepicture1126]

“Respawn point set. You can only sleep at night” -Sun Tzu

[@yobootyhadmeded3022]

Sounds wayyy deep now lmao

[@suntzu6480]

"Don't spent your diamonds on Hoes" -Me

[@jedi6882]

Lol

[@zhaow4832]

"If someone dies, then they are no longer alive." - Sun Tzu

[@veenibik336]

Very informative

[@slfk7452]

R/I'm14andThisIsDeep

[@NguyenfireProductions]

People die when they are killed

[@veenibik336]

@@NguyenfireProductions no, they can also die because of illness like heart attack - Sun Tzu

[@sadpotato2601]

wise indeed

[@sunuy192]

“A man who sleeps on the floor cannot fall out of bed” - Sun Tzu Art of War

[@soyanshumohapatra]

Underrated

[@addisonplayz3852]

That legit is helpful for soldiers

[@hawq2483]

I am reading this while laying in the floor.

[@reecewoods1775]

Can't shit the bed either

[@ChristIsGod4Real]

But he can fly to the ceiling

[@skulltrickster]

“If you lose, blame it on the lag.” -Sun Tzu

[@barmyneddy1789]

Camp like a champ for it is only a matter of time until you gain your killstreaks. Your K/D ratio is what truly defines you. Lol

[@Svengalish0000]

@@barmyneddy1789 your k/d wouldn't be high if you're a camper

[@barmyneddy1789]

@@Svengalish0000 maybe I’ve been playing different games for the last couple of decades.

[@bun4184]

"Unstable Network"

[@rejvaik00]

Sun Tzu said that!

[@suntzu6480]

"Why the hell is everyone using my name for quotes?" -My art of war

[@sohamtulsyan3750]

Holy shit its the man himself

[@peachpeachpistachio]

Sun Tzu, I beg for your wisdom for a great universal problem. Is water wet?

[@imxxamotx2108]

@@peachpeachpistachio you jus... nevermind

[@thotitusbegoneus7789]

@@peachpeachpistachio ...

[@jevinheaven6507]

@@peachpeachpistachio no

[@justinian-the-great]

"If you lose the battle, blame your teammates." -Sun Tzu

[@alexmillan9931]

you can't cause you are all dead lol

[@stephenweil7976]

🤣🤣

[@delsonlai2180]

@@alexmillan9931 I mean it's really relatable to MOBA games like Mobile Legends or League of Legends tho...😝😝😝

[@abid5087]

“That guy was totally hacking” -Sun Tzu

[@delsonlai2180]

@@abid5087 "All please report PotatoMaster69 for maphacking!!" - Sun Tzu

[@hanzchii9245]

"If you dont know WTF you're doing, neither does your enemy" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@bubullibooooo9928]

😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@soyanshumohapatra]

😂😂😂

[@Kerrviii]

HAHAHAHA😂😂😂

[@leonhuynh2641]

China uses the art of war to defeat Us without single shot…men can be women and get pregnant…that’s China Idea…

[@ashmita-204]

😂😂😂

[@jerrywang4913]

"If you're losing a war, stop losing" -Sun Tzu

[@silsilahwationg8908]

"if your depressed dont be depressed" -sun tzu the art of war

[@BoredMuffin-og6kc]

If you did the format wrong, dont

[@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu]

underrated

[@suntzu6480]

"Bruh"

[@dgavinin]

this may be the best quote yet

[@abdulwalli6667]

"If the chance of winning is not sure,quick save the game" -Sun Tzu

[@kriscarmeloyap4487]

Hajaha

[@srisitpradidwach2136]

Me in a nutshell

[@josephineoto2641]

lmfao..

[@derpynerdy6294]

Sun tzu: stop it y’all!!

[@duckyxxdxdx427]

Lol it's good to hear some refreshingly funny comments😄

[@ynntari2775]

"Don't attack Russia during Winter" ‒Sun Tzu

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Attack Russia in the winter, don't push in the autumn. - the first person to actually beat Russia in a land war.

[@joecurran2811]

@@theapexsurvivor9538 Who was that?

[@ntf5211]

@@joecurran2811 I think he is talking about the mongols. But to be fair Russia didn't even exist at that time

[@rempuia69]

@@ntf5211 da

[@hadidinaspuprntb5456]

Mongol : hold my horse milk.. 😂

[@fikky.b8246]

"99.9% of my quotes are not mine, including this one" -Sun Tzu, Art of war

[@ImHlkari]

Underrated comment

[@dhanurs8085]

😂😂😂

[@soy_boy69]

That is a paradox mate.

[@HenZenHen]

Copied comment -sun tzu the art of war

[@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu]

"Why is everyone fake quoting me" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@ForrestGumpWR]

Insert3LetterName B why does it matter

[@triplehsheartattack8515]

@@ForrestGumpWR why do you answer a question with a question?

[@ForrestGumpWR]

Nodq Soulja you’ll see

[@triplehsheartattack8515]

@@ForrestGumpWR 2 days later i see nothing

[@smolbean2263]

"Now you're doing it" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@lavatrex6736]

"An empty search history reveals more than a full one." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@ajdude70]

Fax💀😭

[@stranger1347]

I see what u done 🤣

[@krishivraj2361]

😯

[@JayJay-wf2oe]

this one is gold

[@rafaelleandredelossantos5283]

Thx for the quote sun tzu👍

[@QuestionEverythingButWHY]

"Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley." --Sun Tzu

[@5d512]

And the corollary for me with my foolish boss.... Treat your women like an undervalued step child and she will ditch your a$$ in the valley and defeat you simply with her absence. Him: Can we talk? Me: No thank you, your actions have told me more than words would. Goodbye and best wishes.

[@上海自干五-周傲]

@nhà độc tài Yang Wen Li have you ever read that book? I bet not

NEVER!! Not in today's World. I always love your little quotes on various channels. They are like chocolate chip cookies. Warm and toasty. From a long time ago, in a place far, far, far, far, far away🥺

[@上海自干五-周傲]

@David Sanchez why not check history before you say anything?

[@condorX2]

@David Sanchez why one bullet? Didn't the Chinese able to hold the Japanese until they surrendered to the Russian?

[@TechTornado]

"The key to stop losing is to start winning" Sun Tzu - The Art of War

[@azhariarif]

"If you find yourself without a home, just buy a home." - Sun Tzu - The Art of War

[@incrxdible9896]

This is the truth since a win causes many wins like: You win a battle against your mind and go exercising Exercise -> Low stress -> Better Sleep -> Better concentration, less fatigued hearth and higher testosterone -> less fear, more muscle mass and this goes on

[@simonDopeSRB]

"changing to the pistol is quicker than reloading" -Sun Tzu

[@theartemisgland]

Wasnt it mctavish in cod4 in the shooting range of 22nd sas?

[@Floridamangaming729]

Karl Heinrich Marx it’s called a joke.

[@rnbchill9486]

@@theartemisgland mw2

[@theartemisgland]

@@Floridamangaming729 jokes on you i was fishing for people like you to show themselves. Hello.

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

"Always reload after one bullet so you don't get caught with an empty clip" -Sun Tzu probably...

[@aperson6925]

"I heard you can get a lot of likes by making fake quotes" -Sun Tzu

[@AhmedHassan-lv6ld]

its true

[@AhmedHassan-lv6ld]

@Youaregonnadiefromthispfpsosaybyetoyourparents he said fake quotes not technoblade quotes

[@Mr-my5ji]

You will feel sh1t if your finger goes through the toilet paper ... Sun Tzu

[@RacismIsVeryBad]

But do you know that you have to have some true words and those words cant be uses without the permision of the author so its like and illegall and not illegel but i sugest to you to dont do it pls -Sun Tzu

[@codefrr]

“It is impossible to escape amogus” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of Sus

[@_Unknown102]

"I can't believe a pig wearing royal clothing turned me into a meme" -Sun Tzu

[@rubietkx]

sad

[@ibrahimkhan-ix8tg]

Bruh

[@Uub27]

Sun Tzu has been a meme for while cause of TF2.

[@imaffyy]

@@rubietkx no happy

[@69nice52]

Flank them then spank them -Sun tzu

[@ok1220lol]

"Violence is not the answer, it is a question and the answer is yes." -Sun tzu art of war

[@dskinner8757]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BWater-yq3jx]

sounds like Tim Larkin

[@alleyk9508]

😂😂😂

[@JimmySpace69]

nuclear Gandhi be like

[@ChristIsGod4Real]

Make sure your enemies fear you

[@barsboldenkhee8281]

"I'm scared of one day people gonna put my name in quote which I never said" -Sun Tzu

[@feiliormia]

Сайн уу Монголчууд

[@kreb542]

Lol underated

[@ahikie]

So true

[@suntzu6480]

I m scared of you

[@AirSkyyy]

lol

[@arkyudetoo9555]

"I checked comments for educational information, I was wrong." -Sun Tzu

[@coyote689]

wow nice

[@havilarborssa4138]

“It’s because this quote is a meme now smartass, don’t stay in school” -Sun Tzu

[@dhanurs8085]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ThePrayerChannel162]

😂😂😂😂😂me too

[@rockface.4812]

"This book is sponsored by Raid shadow legends." -Sun Tzu

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

Lol

[@user-ff9fk5rl4t]

Dhairya the SIMP bro I have sun tzu book

[@crystallxix1493]

‘Traadee ‘ and?

[@user-ff9fk5rl4t]

Crystal Gamer and I have the Chinese sun tzu art of war book

[@leastbasedbaj7454]

@@user-ff9fk5rl4t he has a tsun tzu book

[@joyt841]

" If you are loosing the battle, go to the menu and restart it" - Sun Tzu, the Art of war

[@dhanurs8085]

😂😂😂

[@txdoubley264]

Clever❤😂

[@teriyakikusunoki6969]

"To win a war,farm potatoes" -Sun Tzu

[@snwmn4783]

Yes

[@toton2375]

S Q U I D

[@leejiaa]

DANCE PUPPET BOY DANCEEEE

[@amiwyugly341]

Please don’t quite what I didn’t say -Sun Tzu

[@kakyoindonut3213]

@domo konichiwa ver.4 joke's on you, I vote rick astley

[@putple]

"I didn't say this" - Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@TaqdyrXavier]

I like that quote

[@monk3811]

What a confison comment

[@varman7082]

Lol

[@thanus6636]

The thing is, at least at one point of his life he did say this. (In another language)

[@mecheditz]

"We win, they lose. Stick to this plan and victory is certain." -Sun Tzu

[@baloocallout678]

Very wise indeed, Master Sun.

[@GARIONN1]

Goooooooood job

[@streamerinsaan8597]

"They cant steal our plan if we don't have one" Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@soyanshumohapatra]

Underrated comment

[@CertainGoose]

😂😂

[@turjabhuiyan6955]

I guess it should be Mugiwara no Luffy

[@ChristIsGod4Real]

Let them steal the fake plan trap

[@YourCollegeMycologist]

I guess man doesn’t need to have a plan 😂

[@Mr.Sagittarius88]

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@kaizenyasou6963]

🗿👍

[@phantomgamingignt6275]

Bruh 💀

[@CodyCole80]

😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@darealrh4487]

😂

[@unknownwarrior8269]

Didn't understand

[@saucey3564]

"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" -Sun Tzu

[@happyking4045]

best comment POG

[@killrate3432]

@@happyking4045 it isnt there’s far better quotes than this overused mitochondria one

[@suntzu6480]

Yea what up

[@krishnakanitkar2080]

I hated having to remember this in 7th grade science...

[@amedievalknight6yearsago691]

"nucleus is a membrane-bound organelle that contains the cell's chromosomes." -Sun Tzu

[@warcrimecommiter6998]

*_"you can win a war, but you cant war a win."_* *-Sun Tzu the Art of War*

[@jadenfernandes6745]

?????!?!?!

[@kwekkweklasing7100]

Wtf

[@profeagle2470]

Best comment here

[@jadenfernandes6745]

@@profeagle2470 "No, this is" -Sun tzu the art of war

[@Ragazaloth]

i will name my child win and then declare war against him haha

[@nicktroisi6347]

“You can fuck around and find out but you can’t find out and fuck around” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Hamox]

"There is nothing called hacking, it is just a good gaming chair" -San Tzu

[@danieloceans9652]

Secret Lab!

[@awadsab_]

ah yes Sab Tzu my idol

[@NoName-sl7vy]

San tzu

[@koopanique]

Tzu-san

[@jeffrenjr]

@@koopanique Susan

[@airxiti]

"Violence is not the answer. It's the question and the answer is yes." -Sun Tzu The Art of War

[@areebarashid8584]

Now this is an amazing quote.

[@areebarashid8584]

@Angela Joy Bernardino who are you talking about that?

[@sahassingh4321]

@@areebarashid8584 TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@rejvaik00]

Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!

[@zerotech8938]

Yes

[@stream7238]

"If you crouch, you are invisible to all forms of life." -Sun Tzu

[@cesruhf2605]

I see where Minecraft and halo got inspiration from

[@denerickterry57]

NullEhta and skyrim lol

[@cesruhf2605]

@@denerickterry57 oh yeah

[@berylethyl]

*sneak 100*

[@jonathanvillalba3214]

It does work under some circumstances. Most nobable in a bushy terrain or in the dark of night.

[@ok1220lol]

"Violence is not the answer, Neither is Forgiveness" -Sun tzu, Art of war

[@ChristIsGod4Real]

Love is the answer

[@exowthyou]

​@@ChristIsGod4Realnuh uh

[@moe2184]

"dont put all your tactics in a youtube video." -sun tzu

[@RajabNaqshbndiMjddiMahdviEsvi]

😂😂😂

[@boxer1009bm]

🤣🤣🤣

[@roziewon2525]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯

[@RajabNaqshbndiMjddiMahdviEsvi]

Some other tactics will be added after this vedio separately

[@theartemisgland]

Pay premium for advanced tactics.

[@Jayakumar]

"If you become a great Chinese general, the entire comment section will come up with random shit as if you quoted them" -Sun Tzu

[@Sagardeep_Das]

World Quote War 1 😂😂🤣

[@riyansiam6669]

Lmao😂

[@JohnSmith-zj2sg]

@Gabriel Kekw Jesus bro

[@winninginlife]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@varman7082]

@Gabriel Kekw lol im indian

[@LigmaRods]

"If you are homeless, buy a home" -Sun Tzu

[@GuyChooo]

Boys we did it, homeless is no more

[@josepoktovianus5866]

@@GuyChooo HECK YEAAAAH

[@IdkOne72]

@@GuyChooo HELL YEAH

[@reward2745]

@@GuyChooo MUFFIN YEAH!!

[@halithor7898]

@@GuyChooo FRICK YEAH!!!

[@samarthlangalia6585]

"I didn't quote any of these random bullshit" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@MadonnaGrogan]

😂😂😂😂

[@ayzjhn7361]

"Don't hate the player, don't hate the game, hate your Internet connection" -Sun Tzu Art of Gaming

[@arandomuser8120]

hmyes

[@jeromeemmanuel4585]

legendary

[@veenibik336]

This is gold

[@johncabulao3027]

Sun tzu art of gaming

[@its_saval]

but its single player

[@bentheginjar271]

I use the art of war to win skywars in Minecraft and I must say I have improved greatly

[@ran9193]

Sun Tzu : this was not in my calculations for people to use my book but ok

[@SSBM-Sandwich]

I feel like this is a technoblade joke but I’m not sure

[@xriccardo1831]

You have to kill george - Sun tzu

[@10dsamialimuhammad58]

@@xriccardo1831 ohh George

[@itsjustsid3502]

TECHNOPLANEEE

[@sdon5325]

“I dont even speak english but people still think these quotes are my words” -sun tzu art of war

[@toreason8146]

I mean we do have translation

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@toreason8146 ok bot

[@toreason8146]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 why bot? That was such a benign comment your weird

[@kan50805]

@@toreason8146 he plays too much games

[@prav2568]

@@toreason8146 okay b o t

[@exponentgull3910]

"To be the senate, one must pretend to love democracy" - Darth Sun Tzu

[@PovidisII]

"I am the senate" - Chancellor Pal Ba Tin

[@coconutgun325]

​@@PovidisII"Not yet" -Maceun Wintzu

[@captainpricegaming4571]

​@@coconutgun325 it's treason then -chancellor pal pal

[@Max-bc6hc]

"Stop, I'm tired of liking all of these comments" -Sun Tzu

[@snkids1871]

Max Y. SAME

[@AliKazi]

Haha 😂

[@suntzu8780]

I never said that

[@agreed7952]

Ah yes.

[@AliKazi]

@@suntzu8780 There's two of you 🤣🤣😂👍💚👋

[@brevis2674]

“This is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans” -Sun Tzu: The Art Of War

[@bladegalaxy5298]

"what's the first"

[@astrixxi5302]

@ItsWhyGaming **Donation pops up saying Techno fears BBH** "Oh."

[@Kira-hg3rr]

What show reference is this now

[@NotManaKun]

@@Kira-hg3rr not a show, It's Technoblade bio on Twitter

[@poopcie625]

pov grinch sim

[@ottor-007]

"When out of ammo, press R" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@muhdsyakir8153]

Mobille ppl be like:shit momento

[@mrgoodman4787]

Remember, switch to your pistol is faster than reloading -sun tzu, call of duty modern warfare

[@theSparkyWatts]

@@mrgoodman4787 exactly. Secondary is always faster. Even with slight of hand

[@Monker83]

So ur gonna press me?!?!

[@jayvaibhawverma]

@@Monker83 HELL YEAH!! -Sun Tzu

[@jukio02]

"Don't fucking lose the war." -Sun Tzu

[@wfaddwadadw]

🤣

[@thingbingus1134]

"Technoblade never dies." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War RIP Legend O7

[@mynameismyname7942]

Watch out for dream stans XDXDXD I'm a dream fan btw :)

[@mverus9460]

@@mynameismyname7942 shut up 🤡

[@Saramin2000]

@@mverus9460 shut up you nerd

[@darkchocospy7080]

@@mverus9460 that fact that you are offended by someone saying "dream stan" implies that you realize there is something wrong with being a dream stan lol

[@mverus9460]

@@darkchocospy7080 no im not offended im just telling the kid to shut up because they’re being dumb

[@spicypeppermints2047]

"Kill your enemy before they're born" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@pulakmitra92]

"Rhodes was right in killing Thanos as a child" - Sun Tzu's Art of War

[@obitobacco9517]

Use condoms

[@user-bo1ej5im9t]

Condom company are on Killing spree

[@shahidchaudhary52]

Wtf 😂 😂 😂

[@RongDMemer]

@@obitobacco9517 bruh

[@Starscreamm4]

"I hate government and also orphans" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@raquelpama218]

"I hate government and also orphans" -Technoblade,The best KZbinr

[@darakenboy4593]

@@raquelpama218 XD

[@vexorion6577]

your pfp is a character from star wars your username is a villain from transformers

[@Starscreamm4]

@@vexorion6577 Lmao how did you know

[@vexorion6577]

@@Starscreamm4 a man of culture

[@marcoraydiaz]

“If using violence hasn’t solved all your problems, you’re clearly not using enough of it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@falangi4850]

"If you found oil Hide it from the Americans " -Sun Tzu

[@ketankumarsingh1]

They will come to save the 'democracy'!

[@Mxrk_Hxshim]

Lmao

[@axel3895]

But they are the largest buyer how can you hide from them

[@bdog2802]

It's not a foreign intervention it's a surprise democracy

[@manojitbasak_0377]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hemanthnayak889]

" I don't know how I ended up becoming the most quoted person of all time " - Sun Tzu , The Art Of War

[@jout738]

In this video there is said lowest form of war is to attack cities and I have to disagree right there. Gengish Khan attacked Beging and multiple other asian cities, Alexander the Great had siege of tyre and some other ciries and even Ottomans defeated heavily defended Constantinople and Roman empire fell after Rome got sacked three times, so if your enemy decides to hide behind its citys wall, instead of fighting in open ground. It leaves you no other option to defeat the enemy, than go to siege warfare and so, if your enemy wants to live inside the city. Let them starve to death. Cities inside your empire that are not part of your empire must be defeated, when it gives the risk their going to attack something inside your empire, while your dealing in the outside lines of your empire and so defeating that city will boost economy and give more man power from new kids born in that city, so I have to disagree with Sun Tzu, that sometimes its nesesary to go to siege warfare, if your enemy gives no other option. Even the great general Napoleon did siege warfare. Sun Tzu says the highest form of warfare is to defeat the enemy without even fighting. You can make diplomacy with your enemy, that you will not fight eachother and instead do trade, but that is not defeating the enemy, when they still exist right there and that happened with the Romans and Germans for example, when Romans did diplomacy to not go in war, but of course the Germans attacked the Romans, when the Romans were in their weakest and so west Roman empire fell, so I myself think the highest form of warfare is to compleately outsmart your enemy to attack and destroy them, while getting minor casulties, so that shows revolt is not good for enemy anymore, but they can revolt still, if you treat them bad, but after destroying them compleately. Their territory will be part of your territory now and they have small will to gain it back, if they got compleately crushed, so without war your just making diplomacy, but not gaining their territory, so I do agree Sun Tzu statement that war is already won, before the battle has started, when its how prepeard you are and how well you know your enemy and how well you can execute your strategies and the one appear close, when far away, so they use too much energy to try find you and appear far, when close by, so they dont know the suprise attack your going to pull on them.

[@TheTinyAngry]

Technoblade

[@piupiupiu-fz7mz]

@@jout738 when they do the English translations some deeper meanings are lost, but I see what u mean.

[@duality5785]

@@TheTinyAngry Technoblade

[@needatag]

@@jout738 -Sun Tzu The art of war

[@fifervonpiper6707]

"People work faster when you threaten them with a gun" - Sun Tzu

[@Moonstriker2514]

THAT BABY BETTER LEARN RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO TO THAT BABY!!!!!!!!! Technoblade Theoretical Physics 101

[@rejvaik00]

@Herlock Sholmes "sometimes you just need a little less gun"😉

[@rjzzi2573]

I am the people

[@imdeadinside792]

@Herlock Sholmes lupin?

[@twerkingsanta]

@@imdeadinside792 it's what the engineer from tf2 said.

[@OakwiseBecoming]

“Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@ledsabbazepplath3889]

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@sebastianblackfyre]

But this one we could trust

[@tyrone8867]

@@sebastianblackfyre of course, I was there when he said it

[@krisanthonymiranda5930]

internet does not exist in his century, and he didnt know what internet is

[@rgbill5948]

“Wait I never said that” -Sun Tzu

[@amiruliman5]

paradox

[@clarkyy2191]

"if you're a disabled person, just go to settings and enable it" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@praneetrai7425]

Underrated 🤣

[@Vize_David0404]

As a physically disabled person I found this hilarious

[@Ginryuken]

good one

[@memoriesbrokenthetruthgoes9105]

Sigma grindset

[@MoonlightSama.mp3]

LMAOOOOOO

[@intheworld9578]

"I don't speak English you fools" -Sun Tzu

[@vadiks20032]

" 知可以戰與不可以戰者，勝。" - sun tzu

[@suntzu6480]

But I do...

[@kakyoindonut3213]

@@vadiks20032 joke's on you, I use google translate extention

[@vadiks20032]

@@kakyoindonut3213 gg

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@vadiks20032 知可戰興可戰 勝

[@hassanraza-zc5rp]

"Silent ones are deadlier than loud ones" Sun Tzu - the Fart of war.

[@sheenosan]

"Bullying nerds makes you win battles. Bullying orphans makes you win wars." - Sun Tzu

[@abigsillay5226]

Yes

[@amogusboy4395]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@Santiago-ct2rv]

Damn pretty good

[@abandonedindefinitely-h4l]

*Blood for the Blood god*

[@yogurt5628]

Not wars it makes u win skywars

[@jcyoutubeclips]

"You can't face the problem, if your problem is your face." -Sun Tzu, the art of derma

[@Quittedd.]

Man, this comment hit me hard like a brick.

[@muhammadusmanrafique3517]

@@Quittedd. right in the face I suppose?

[@rolt3316]

Bruh you violated so many people

[@dein1801]

lmao

[@satisfactiongamer7385]

Than fixing the face shall be the solution

[@nikvlai9730]

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense." - Sun Tzu

[@vexorion6577]

"PhilZAAAA!!! look out!!!" -sun tzu, the art of war

[@Scarlet__23]

@Zacchary Francis AREVALO BRUHHH Technoblade Said that..

[@saberchampion3339]

@regular youtube account ha ha get tricked

[@菜可口可乐了]

“I didn't say that” --Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@MiracleMr]

"Stop quoting me, you came from a pig that was addicted to potatoes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@zylnexxd842]

Ok

[@endie3392]

@@zylnexxd842 shut up

[@zylnexxd842]

@@endie3392 ok

[@endie3392]

@@zylnexxd842 thank you

[@robinvonken9975]

XD

[@tribbybueno]

"stay strapped or get clapped." -sun tzu

[@King-bx4ch]

"Everybody wanna know whose a real nigga but never how's a real nigga" - King Kong

[@rogersnick17]

Lol. That current day Sun.

[@qingd.mainey3205]

Lmao

[@blankspace8104]

Lmfaoo.

[@theslapdash9814]

Facts

[@soberboi4289]

"Stopping while shooting increases your accuracy." -Sun Tzu

[@googliball446]

prone and shooting gives you good strategic ground lmao

[@jiangciyang3860]

slide shots require skill - Sun Tzu

[@erohslapez9742]

It resets the recoil

[@stefanchandra1237]

Thanks, now I can finally go to school with confidence

[@oofliqe]

曾彥茗 ahhh yess

[@joyt841]

" A foolish man complains about the hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls " - Sun tzu, the Art of war

[@billy.7113]

How about a wise woman? 😊😂

[@captainpricegaming4571]

Art of balls

[@SiegeofIsfahan]

😂😢

[@finntherealone447]

"Games doesn't make us violent, lag does" Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@GhidorahFan64]

Facts

[@rdlegends3988]

True

[@Lorandoriginal]

faxs

[@ChocoHunterZoro]

cap goku negs air💀

[@applebalbuena9892]

True🤧🤣

[@kylemathew205]

“ a hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole” - Sun Tzu

[@thanosmom9118]

*Hol up*

[@palaceofwisdom5968]

Lol what does that mean ?

[@leiladin4331]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goldenboy7257]

😭😭😭

[@bigsmokecat3566]

Wait a min Bro I can't stop laughing

[@savagetothebones1642]

*"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"* -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@ninodots]

@ultimate nothing its a technoblade reference

[@iamletomas]

@ultimate nothing r/wooosh

[@romeo-delta1954]

@@iamletomas Nah man. clearly, the guy that you're wooshing is not familiar with the reference. Therefore, your woosh is invalid. Thanks and have nice day. God bless!

[@iamletomas]

@@romeo-delta1954 doesnt r/woosh mean not getting the joke?

[@romeo-delta1954]

@@iamletomas well, yeah, you are definitely right. Although not every one knows the reference. Therefore, whooshing someone because they didn't know the reference in the first place is, well, let's say it's messed up. You woosh someone when they did not get a common and obvious joke or sarcasm. For example: the video is about dinosaurs. Now, someone in the comment section said, "Props to the cameraman who recorded this millions of years ago." When someone replies, "bruh, it's just CGI you stoopid!" That's when you woosh him. Cuz the comment is obviously sarcastic. Anyway, I sounded like a teacher trying to teach a very complicated Science topic. I probably got used to teaching my sisters their school lessons. I hope that I clarified my point. Stay safe!

[@ZeqtikAtIt]

"Life is a race and you must become the racist." Sun Tzu, the art of life

[@glowings26804]

nah 💀

[@zafar5059]

"If a German guy becomes a dictator It was the fault of the art teacher " -Sun Tzu Art of war

[@commandergree]

* Austrian to be exact :)

[@emperorsponge9208]

@@commandergree Well a lot of people considered themselves German, such as some of the Polish, Lithuanian, Dutch, and Austrian.

[@DK-tv6rk]

@@commandergree Austria was considered a German state at the time

[@commandergree]

@@DK-tv6rk lol no, the Anschluss came 1938

[@commandergree]

@@emperorsponge9208 well that's right, but he was Austrian officially... I just wanted to point it out because some people don't know about that

[@RawkL0bster]

"Meme them till they cry, then make memes about them crying." -Sun Tzu

[@lailaisaidit2223]

Finally, a real quote from Sun Tzu. Thank you.

[@KizilXD]

This is actually brilliant

[@reward2745]

Wise words

[@kakyoindonut3213]

that's the most cursed quotes I ever see

[@SneeGG]

Lol

[@hussainasger3587]

“Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.” -Sun Tzu

[@marcus.the.younger]

"We can change it together" - Lao Tzu

[@xyruzianjabagat]

"don't quote this" -Sun Tzu

[@Svreign.Studious]

@@marcus.the.younger "who is Lao Tzu?" -Sun Tzu

[@jayvaibhawverma]

@@Svreign.Studious "I am half brother of Sun Tzu" -Lao Tzu

[@williamgoode9114]

Let the clock wind do Sun Tzu

[@christopherpeery7436]

"I didnt say any of that sh!t" ~Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@bradleygalo4775]

"Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

*"We stand amongst! my achievement!! not yours!"* -Shiro, Fate/whatever series

[@bradleygalo4775]

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 Underrated reply.

[@chadman2724]

"To confuse your enemies, you must confuse your self first" -Sun Tzu, Art of Confusion

[@bestpriest2224]

Sounds like something I do

[@skdfdjkdfjkd]

That's a Confucius quote

[@cocainemakesmesick8909]

😂😂

[@vasanth7582]

Sounds like Biden 😂

[@أكبرمنالحيا.انتهزالفرصة]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlessmith8679]

"If you know your enemy and you know yourself, you know two people" -Sun Tzu, the art of math

[@ramborockyhitman47]

Lmfao

[@MariOmor1]

hello there

[@charlessmith8679]

@@MariOmor1 General Kenobi

[@MariOmor1]

@@charlessmith8679 Your move

[@charlessmith8679]

@@MariOmor1 You fool, I have been trained in your jedi arts by count Dooku. Attack Kenobi

[@Yoboyss]

"If you know magic ,it is in your bones" -Sun Tzu,The Art of War

[@deceptix1083]

"If you are dying from starvation, then eat" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@karl-heinz5924]

It depends what he means with eat? What if u have someone with you :)

[@uselesstable2058]

If you are homeless just buy a house

[@angrydorito3252]

If you are dying, just live

[@SosigNPC]

if your ugly just be pretty

[@GALAXYu-u]

Such wise words

[@waleblur]

"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself." -Sun Tzu

[@pokemon6373]

An actual quote from Sun Tzu himself

[@jesusshrek1271]

Now this is Real

[@ohnoes423]

haha i learned that one from technoblade!

[@007hansen]

wow, existance *is* pain.

[@zylnexxd842]

So deep

[@DaroLinguiniJohnson]

"Stop going for kills and do the objective for god sake" -Art Tzu Sun Of War

[@EmAech]

Group 5 mid

[@KienCherry]

"All mid" - Art war of Tzu Sun

[@cloudynguyen6527]

"I feed to deceive the enemy that they are having the upper hand" - Yasuo with 20 deaths spike

[@richhartnell6233]

"The fool goes for the kills, but the wise man knows the best way to get most kills is by playing the objective."-

[@spookbag24]

"Rush B" -sun tzu

[@intersect5041]

"When a mosquito bite your testicles,you will realise violence is not always the answer". ~Sun Tzu the art of war

[@raghavkhurana5821]

"Switching weapons is always faster than reloading." -Sun Tzu

[@brooklyn_twelve8194]

True LMAO

[@kotarojujo7628]

That's GAZ 🤣🤣

[@haninditabudhi6574]

Ah CoD Modern Warfare legendary quote. I believe Sun Tzu wouldve make a great CoD commander 😁

[@Yusuketh443]

😂

[@ACE-lg6fw]

Unless u have a fast mag attachment

[@darthsicariustenebris8284]

"People begin to use My Quotes because of a Pig" -Sun Tzu the art of war

[@raquelpama218]

I know there's a lot of or

[@zylnexxd842]

Yes

[@Anthnack]

Yes

[@evanytgaming1986]

Annoying and weird to be honest

[@mig9941]

I’m sick of it

[@AndromedaPrima]

"If you're struggling with the enemy's boss, then do all the sidequests first" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Yusuketh443]

sidequest boring

[@nicolobarbato6471]

This quote is somehow, useful in life

[@sohkhoonchuan2420]

@@nicolobarbato6471 sidequests upgrades yourself without being too harsh. It prepares you for the boss, so that you can fight better. IRL is the same story

[@arik2216]

Dude somehow side quest mini bosses are harder than main boss or main main mission.

[@ultimalo1011]

@@arik2216 that depend on the game lol

[@tayk4784]

"A man who sits will never get tired of standing" - Sun Tzu

[@digitalstories2179]

"If your back hurts when you wake up in the morning. Then wake up in the afternoon." -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Yusuketh443]

it not hurt for me 😐

[@heisenberg6669]

@@Yusuketh443 Your grammar hurt for me

[@reality6880]

@@heisenberg6669 ru rgrammea hurt fo me

[@FavouriteGalaxia]

💀💀💀✋🏻

[@captaingrammar]

Lol 😆

[@dylanholding98]

"A man can pee without pooping, but the same man cannot poop without peeing." -Sun Tzu, probably

[@rockyasima956]

Lol

[@saletunumafono8329]

Not probably. Definitely Not! But this is funny

[@erenkruger5361]

wise words

[@Alex-zc8ds]

i can poop without peeing 😹😹

[@tssup562]

🧫💩

[@hungrydustbin6181]

"If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother"- Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@Chilly156]

No, thats master Oogway, wrong comment section mate

[@maryzmijski6087]

Oof

[@hi-zb3yn]

That's Oogway, not Sun Tzu

[@torpedohost]

hilarious

[@landonaustin6623]

That one reddit story.

[@miskitoragee6296]

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@shintyty]

I’m confused how this sun Tsu guy has so many quotes. Was he that inspirational?

[@bubullibooooo9928]

Sun Tzu sang my favourite 80s song. He was so prolific...❤❤

[@BWater-yq3jx]

'I just Rick-Rolled yo' αss' - Sun Tzu.

[@trains889]

@@shintyty are you serious?

[@Goz969]

How convenient that I read this on April 1st.

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

“When falling from great height, use water bucket” Sun Tzu

[@GovernorBroadsideDS]

"If three men come chasing you through an interdimensional portal with intent to kill, blow them to bits with a bed" -Sun Tzu, The art of War, page 43 Paragraph 13

[@bigboss2174]

I don't get the water bucket

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@bigboss2174 If no water was available, Then a wise general must learn to mlg a horse. Sun Tzu

[@bigboss2174]

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec Idk what games you're referring too. But I do know if you put a plate on the wall. You can walk outside of your dimension - Sun Tzu

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@bigboss2174 I was refering to Minecraft. Specifically Dream Manhunt Minecraft.

[@murat9498]

“If you’re dying, go to the living room” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@punnamrajenderreddy5537]

If you are dying in the living room go to hospital -Sun Tzu,the art of war

[@manishmohapatra4104]

​​@@punnamrajenderreddy5537 if you are dying in the living room , go to the morgue Sun tzu

[@MeetFluence]

That's actually true for the emo people

[@kaiserchief9319]

Haha...took me a minute but I got it. Clever word play.

[@ahumanbeing0208]

😂

[@Cynemi.star.]

"You want to be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE" -Sun Tzu , The Art Of War

[@wonder5688]

“The only universal language is violence” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@clonetrooper2168]

@@wonder5688 “and we've had that conversation, we've spoken that language in the pit” -Sun Tzu , The Art Of War

[@wonder5688]

@@clonetrooper2168 “It’s over Tommy, on to a new day, a pew plot, to destroy Marburg.” -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@pravamshumishra2629]

Intense music plays -Sun Tzu ,the art of war

[@catassistant]

@@wonder5688 *"QUICK SLOWLY IM DROWNING GET ME TO 3 MILLION SUBS GO GO GO"* -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@storyBuddhas]

"The Dhammapada holds timeless truths, and every verse feels like a nugget of pure wisdom. This video is a treasure trove for anyone seeking a more mindful existence."

[@sulekhasonkar5141]

"I Never Said These Quotes" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

[@LudwigTheLongbeard]

wym

[@sulekhasonkar5141]

@@LudwigTheLongbeard that he never said those lines

[@revengance4149]

@@LudwigTheLongbeard what the other two said

[@D3mam]

The sun tzu paradox

[@mauriciocarrion2382]

“i never say that in a youtube comment” Sun Tzu (probably)

[@achmaddaru9456]

"Pink was not an imposter" Sun Tzu

[@mynameismyname7942]

XDXDXD

[@alguemne3862]

"Violence is not an answer, it is a question and the answer is yes" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@alibhatti3]

😂😂😂 Perfection

[@AbhinavSrivastava11]

“Standing here, I realise. You were just like me trying to make history. But who’s to judge the write from wrong. When our guards are down, I think we will both agree. Because Violence breeds violence but in the end it has to be this way”

[@muk_is_superior]

@@AbhinavSrivastava11I'VE CURVED MY OWN PATH, YOU'VE FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH BUT MAYBE WE'RE THE SAME

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf]

Chapter 4: How to deal with rainbows

[@allstars4131]

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