Sunflower Cookies: 1974

Cookies for birds!

[@steppeone]

“Sorry hippies, I’m with Nixon on this one.” I died. I am dead. Send bird cookies to my wake.

[@zcarp8642]

Do you mean bird cookies like pigeon meat cookies or birdseed cookies.. with those little round reddish orange seeds and corn and sunflower seeds

[@neeleynonea]

​@@zcarp8642 everyone should try pigeon meat cookies

[@jayfriday9569]

Damp Park Bench lololol.

[@chrissylibertyk9]

🤣😆🤣😆

[@kimberlyevans7853]

😂

[@jayrose2933]

“Do you have friends? Are they birds? Make this for them.” 😂

[@braydenskinner3394]

all the bird jokes is hilarious.

[@neenm4299]

Why yes, my bird friend would *LOVE* this!

[@LawrenceOakheart]

I know of a plague doctor lady named Ingrid who would love this.

[@Claudia-lq3ns]

My feathery friends would love this 😂😅🐦❤️

[@sirfizz6518]

*Nicola Tesla has entered the chat*

[@forestxander]

Having been raised by a crunchy-granola-mom in the 70s, I feel this one.

[@annak8755]

I was born in the 90s but raised by the only-cotton-and-linen-clothes-allowed-in-the-house type of mom and she'd give me wheat germ and plain yoghurt for breakfast and pretend it was good, it wasn't 😅

[@hideyourchocobars7353]

​@@annak8755 I am so sorry for your childhood

[@judithsixkiller5586]

​@@annak8755in the mid 70's,my family moved to the Seventh Day Adventist colony area of Siloam Springs Arkansas . The local grocery store was strongly stocked on a spectrum of Loma Linda vegetarian meat substitutes,fresh organic produce and hippy type herbal teas,cereals ,breads and assorted health foods.Some of the canned and box items were very good ,but it was generally hit or miss.The soy flake imitation hamburger stuff was ok if presoaked then cooked into spaghetti sauce. But straight TVP is terrible. basically like you'd imagine cheap dry dog food nuggets to be like but without any kind of flavor. If someone gave us TVP and we were about out of food we would soak TVP in warm water and Ramen noodle seasoning powder then hide it in gravy and potatoes or vegetable casserole. But it was still pretty unpleasant.

[@annak8755]

@@judithsixkiller5586 I've been through most of the "health" BS, my mom would literally read about a diet or some being beneficial and that's all I'd be eating until she hears something negative about what we're eating or finds another super food. I distinctly remember her reading about the benefits of cabbage so for 2 weeks it was cabbage soup, cabbage stews, cabbage rolls, fried cabbage, cabbage in the oven even cabbage salads. Then she watched a talkshow with some pseudo doc talking about stomach issues and trying to sell some supplement or other and he says that cabbage can irritate the stomach and cause gas. No sh*t Sherlock, we already experienced that! And she completely switches to potatoes and carrots. I've also been through the eat-according-to-the-stars BS and a moon diet that got me in a hospital because it required you to eat according to the phases of the moon and completely stop eating anything other than water with some lemon juice and honey when the moon is full. Now imagine 100 degree weather and 3 days without food and a significant menstrual flow and me waiting for the bus from school. Let's just say that I apparently passed out, which is always pleasant especially when you hit your head hard enough to rattle your brain.

[@maryholden3136]

Wheat germ is very good for you but it doesn't taste good. Add a couple of spoonfuls to a stew, ragu or soup and it's fine

[@molliesyfriend4243]

He put pumpkin seed with the shell in the cookie.😅 you always bring so much entertainment when cooking. Thank you.

[@matthewcovey6284]

i also think the pumpkin seeds should be just seeds

[@mliterature]

I was gonna say “why didn’t he take off the shells of the pumpkin seeds?”

[@singingtick]

Saw that too

[@ILoveYou-rv3pd]

I get why he didn’t realize, though. When I roast pumpkin seeds, I eat them whole.

[@ItsKiraLyn]

… I’m almost 32 and can’t even tell you how many times I’ve eaten roasted pumpkin seeds… they have a shell you can take off?! I just thought I wasn’t fond of the texture… 🤦🏽‍♀️ I don’t know why I’m admitting this. I’ll blame the edible. Lol

[@chainlink2459]

The way you *_flinch_* after biting into a seed says more about these cookies than words ever could.

[@icarusbinns3156]

Even the water pie didn’t get such a disgusted expression!

[@Tetsujinhanmaa]

The says everything we need to know about this 'cookie'.

[@laurakiner3942]

Sometimes actions speaks louder than words, but this takes the cake or this case cookies.

[@spencerlafreniere101]

He left the shells on the pumpkin seeds

[@Tetsujinhanmaa]

@@spencerlafreniere101 As someone that has never eaten pumpkin seeds, are they supposed to be deshelled?

[@jpendowski7503]

There are shelled pumpkin seeds called pepitas. They are very pleasant and tasty. Don’t think it would help the twiggy texture but there it is.

[@FennecTheRabbit]

Glad it wasn't just me going, "Why not use pepitas?"

[@imelda512atx]

I was also thinking this.

[@freddiannette3108]

I checked the comments before commenting about adding pepita's instead of the unhulled pumpkin seeds. Thanks for beating me to suggesting.

[@andreabeltaine]

THANK YOU! I was like AHHHH when I saw the shells

[@doingo648]

Oh That's what pepitas are... I always assumed you gotta peel your own 😅

[@beverlyhigh620]

Our chickens, circa 1973, loved these cookies. It was a monthly treat

[@emerybryant]

i believe you spelled something incorrectly.

[@beverlyhigh620]

@@emerybryant I don't think so

[@emerybryant]

@@beverlyhigh620 but you edit the comment 🤔

[@beverlyhigh620]

@@emerybryant I misspelled a word

[@beverlyhigh620]

@@emerybryant I added the year

[@craigpedigo9983]

"Tastes like a damp park bench" has to be the most evocative description I've ever heard!

[@christo_unlimited]

"I'm with Nixon on this one" LMAOOOO

[@sonya5043]

That line got me real good. 😂😂😂

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

For me the best joke in this was: *"So these were part of the hippy health food craze. Seems they enjoyed baking in more than one sense of the word"* 🌿🚬 Oh man I'm dying! 🤣

[@Safferman]

‘Damp park bench’ got me first - Nixon line was just the icing on the cake 😂

[@CryBlueofZ]

*snorts*

[@Herbert04]

Remember Nixon got in trouble for nine minutes of missing tape. How many thousands of emails did Hilary get rid of.

[@lovelessbadger7197]

Honestly wish I had some bird friends to bake these cookies for.

[@sebaseba6710]

I always wanted to befriend crows

[@mavvh1054]

​@@sebaseba6710 them and ravens. I love that they sound like they're purring when you pet them.

[@sebaseba6710]

@@mavvh1054 excuse me?!? Are you serious?!

[@sirkelendor5429]

​@@sebaseba6710 oh yeah, corvids make a sound similar to purring when pet, of course it is recommended to get the to trust you enough that theyd let you pet them first, or raise a pet corvid(depending on where you live it may be illegal)

[@psychocolonelsanders1788]

@@sebaseba6710 same but I don’t have time 😔

[@eyvonnakapsis4406]

"Feathery freaks" had me dead

[@romonaelrod7870]

Squirrels would probably enjoy those cookies too.

[@kingdeadbread1062]

As a person with birds for friends I can confirm that they enjoyed these

[@KOKO-uu7yd]

❤😍🤩🥰

[@Blo0dyMustard]

Wait.. you make friends with government drones??

[@kingdeadbread1062]

@@Blo0dyMustard that explains why they only talk binary back to me

[@TBJ1118]

Good try, buddy, but we all know birds aren't real

[@oldsport7148]

​@@TBJ1118 what about me? Im real...

[@bradydonovan6180]

“Sorry hippies im with Nixon on this one” I kept a strait face till that line. That broke me.

[@liljuggala]

That broke me, as well. LOL

[@ItsLifeLibertyFreedom]

My mom tried to feed us kids stuff like that in the 70's. We would take it outside to "eat it". The only animals I saw eat were squirrel's 😂

[@SilverFang2789]

"I smell hippies." - Ronald Reagan, probably -

[@SYD3W4YZ]

Same!

[@noobnonon_gaming]

Well actually its spelled straight lol jk it broke me to

[@katieboutouba3101]

"Soaks up all the butter AND your happiness". . . 😂

[@christypriest5756]

damp park bench was what I had a craving for today....GREAT!😋

[@rachelnelson8694]

As the child of a mom, that made those cookies. I can confirm I had a lot of bird friends as a child.

[@KOKO-uu7yd]

Was it the same? Or did your mom shell the pumpkin seeds, for example? Did kid-you feel the same about the cookies, as our charming video host did? 😂

[@incemomnia]

Did they taste like a damp park bench?

[@rachelnelson8694]

@KOKO ** lol, my mom didn't like pumpkin seeds and used walnuts. Not that it helped much.

[@rachelnelson8694]

@@incemomnia only if they they were fresh....

[@pek5117]

Lol my parents were hippies and i had these as a kid.

[@nature1969]

"The wheat germ has to swell up like an infection" 😂😂

[@LegitMan335]

Like a kid’s skateboarding wound.

[@TM-tx9ct]

Soaks up the butter and everyone's happiness.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Doctors would never make this, they'd look in the bowl and write it a prescription. XD

[@UnashamedFollowerofChrist]

Guess they don't call it wheat germ for nothing!

[@rosemaryhokai6482]

I could watch him all day. His shananagins is hilarious.

[@nmg6248]

One year my kids and I baked bird seed cookies for Christmas cut in Christmas shapes and everything. We hung them on a tree in a local park (with easy break thread) along with peanut butter and birdseed covered pinecones for our bird friends 😂🥰🕊️🎄

[@nashew7732]

"These taste like a damp park bench!" Congrats on the brand new sentence Dylan lmao

[@sean66us]

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elandiduedarum2093]

I do feel like many things Dylan says could go into r/BrandNewSentence lol

[@williamhenby952]

I remember there was one that tasted "like an IHOP kitchen floor"

[@I_am_Irisarc]

"a damp park bench" is one of the funniest descriptions of anything I've ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Lol, Why's nobody else talkin bout it?

[@I_am_Irisarc]

@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Idk. It's all I can do to not think about what that taste and texture would be like in my mouth 😝

[@lindabeard7035]

that one line cracked me up

[@TehMomo_]

It's up there with "IHOP kitchen Floor" and "Size 10 boot"

[@thegreatmysterylady3221]

​@@TehMomo_ also "it tastes like crunchy diesel" that is one of my favorites lol

[@roku5071]

Our oldest made peanut butter cookies and did half the batch with regular sunflower seeds and the other half batch with candy sunflower seeds mixed in. He made them for his cookie jar project in 4-H and the county fair theme that year was flowers. He also made rose hip oatmeal cookies from a recipe we found in an old cook book at the library. He got a purple ribbon. We raised confectionary sunflowers and the company that came and asked if we would grow them brought all kinds of treats with them to give us....one being the candy sunflower seeds. Shelled seeds with chocolate and a candy shell, like m&m's. Very yummy and went well with the peanut butter cookies

[@LyonByTheSea]

When you pulled out that jar of wheat germ i had a flashback to the 70s and could smell it! Thanks for the reminder 😂

[@dbackscott]

“Has the pleasant taste of wood chips” Something we all look forward to hearing from a baking video.

[@casualgrasscreature]

now i need to try it to confirm

[@dbackscott]

@@casualgrasscreature I get that.

[@helix5729]

Him leaving the shells of the pumpkin seeds has the same energy as the guy who blended a popsicle with the stick still in it.

[@phyllisstein1837]

Hahaha, the shells on the pumpkin seeds had me rolling.

[@soapycorpses]

YOU CAN TAKE THE SHELL OFF???

[@estergrant6713]

@@soapycorpses even better: they sell them already shelled

[@cyanidenightshade]

Same energy as Mr Sausage leaving packaging or sticks in stuff as he's grinding it for a sausage

[@elouise5593]

​@@soapycorpses Yep! Tastes better that way!

[@misspiggy9647]

😂😂😂 I have rewatched this about 10 times and with every time I watch it again, my laughter increases...I'm crying laughing...the "urrrahhhh" of disgust ...omg..

[@shadavahamilton6010]

I just startled and woke the whole house up when i heard damp park bench 😂😂😂😂😂 im in tears 😂

[@tumbleweed249]

I had a wonderful neighbor who was a crunchy hippie. She baked a different version of these cookies, instead of pumpkin seeds she added carob chips. They tasted like sadness but she was so sweet I always took 3 with a big smile. 😂

[@elouise5593]

Tasted like sadness. Interesting analogy.

[@HannahRainbow88]

I actually grew to like carob, when I wasn't allowed chocolate (and barley cup/ CAMP - chicory - "coffee" from my no caffeine days) ... Roll on a few years; I became a mum and hell yeah I'm back on the caffeine these days, and much more of it!!!

[@maryf.27]

Awww. You were a sweet kid.

[@axuwu6939]

So this is where the term “crunchy” comes from! Because all their cooking is full of crunchy birdseed!

[@Sladarol]

Here I thought only vegetables tasted like sadness

[@dreamingfool2]

I'd say next time use SHELLED pumpkin seeds but I'd still think it'd be a waste.

[@Kristianux]

wait shelled?! or de-shelled?

[@bluefox5331]

@@Kristianux Shelled is how you call seeds with the shells removed

[@docseamonster3491]

Pumpkin seeds are delicious. Shelled and roasted? Really good. My friend made pumpkin seed brittle once, it rocked.

[@d.f.4918]

The shell is also called the hull and you can get hullless pumpkin seeds.

[@willowdragonheart]

@@d.f.4918 and they're also just sometimes called pepitas.

[@jeanproctor3663]

Can't say I've ever tried eating a damp park bench, but there you have it! 🤣

[@kpoppaen8751]

I'm tearing over here! 😂😂😂😂 hahahaha! Plz don't ever change! 😂

[@HugoStuff]

A damp park bench is definitely a taste everyone can understand, but very few have truly tasted it

[@LaurenHytinen-no6vy]

this makes no sense yet lots of sense at the same time

[@travelnutesther9781]

maybe he should have shelled the pumpkin seeds🤔

[@celiafeller9870]

What do you mean very few? I believe everyone tasted a damp park bench sometime in their life... right?

[@drunktransdragon]

@@celiafeller9870they were both sunflower seeds and pre shelled

[@celiafeller9870]

@@drunktransdragon Did you mean to reply to the comment above mine?

[@rubenbitoun1217]

Dude hid the wheat germs behind his cookbook 😂

[@bluesbest1]

"Move it, Hollis!"

[@debfisher6765]

Subtle…😂

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Can't blame him that stuff is *AWFUL!* I lived with my Grandmother for two years. & she used to put a 1/3of a cup of this gerbil bedding in with my cereal every morning. Because *"Cereals these days don't have enough fibre in them."* I used to dread having breakfast *SO* much! It probably explains why I rarely eat it these days.

[@JSaveK]

​@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Don't you love how there's always that one extra-dry flake of wheat germ that flies into your lungs too.

[@blakksheep736]

​@@JSaveK why have you reminded me of this.

[@jonneel1223]

You are one of the most entertaining personalities on KZbin. Keep doing what you do!

[@pachimarie]

he makes the best subtle jokes i swear

[@TheAdrift]

“Do you have friends? Are they birds?” Me, a birdwatcher who has always dreamed of befriending crows: [runs off to bake these] “Not yet, but I’m about to!”

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

Did it work?

[@hideyourchocobars7353]

​@@theeternalsuperstar3773 I did the same test as this person The crows won't leave me alone They demand sunflower cookies

[@MonikaCisek]

​@@hideyourchocobars7353crows and other corvids are good friends. 😁

[@AngelaCSpears]

Really? I heard a good dog chow kibble would work.

[@elijahisconfused]

my mom's made friends with some crows at her job!! there's one named Clyde, he's missing a leg and we called animal control to make sure he was okay and he seemed to get around alright she taught them how to say hi and you can hear them throughout the day when she goes outside :)

[@medchan5810]

"Move Hollis!" Him talking to himself as he moved the cookbook was perfection

[@marcietee3841]

As an old hippy, you are so funny. I doubt I would have baked those cookies. I do love watching all your videos. FIY I did spend the 60's baked.

[@acer8123]

I live for the descriptions of things you bake, "a damp park bench" got me howling LMAO

[@thomasparkin259]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone flinch in response to eating a cookie before.

[@luigidreemurr6034]

I have. When you think its oatmeal chocolate chip and it turns out to be rasins!

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

How dare you diss on oatmeal raisin cookies, they are divine

[@luigidreemurr6034]

For the record I do actually like oatmeal rasin cookies (mostly. There are a few bad ones out there). But the letdown from thinking its chocolate chip is what kills me.

[@Tegan_The_Nobody]

Memento Mori fellow cult member

[@MsTemptation]

You would if you ate my brother’s cookies. He added coffee grounds into a chocolate chip cookie mix while thinking why not….

[@RychaardRyder]

as someone born in 1974, i apologize for my generations cookies

[@fionaanderson5796]

I'm a couple of years older. *i* didn't make them - my mother did, and carried on like they were the greatest treat ever. Er, no. No they are not.

[@joystarrturk]

1979 here. You don’t have to take the blame! It was your parents doing the damage and mine too 🤣

[@carbonfrog1]

Hahahaha Same.

[@SetuwoKecik]

That's not your fault, but your parents 😂

[@hollymonroe6232]

Same

[@9ub6apdeganb19]

I love how he disses as well as praises recipes

[@LinkiePup]

Hey hey hey! Birds are adorable! Even ostriches! Be nice!

[@RicPendragon]

That was a new reaction. Usually I wait to see if the ears move in preparation for the smile, didn't expect a full body shudder

[@Love-Is-Kind]

You took me all the way out at “… damp park bench!” HAHAHAHA 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Squirrely_Squirrel]

I watched this more times than I care to admit just to cry laughing at that part!! 😂 it’s so oddly specific!

[@iyanahughey9385]

Same I was dead🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksonjoestar8272]

My question is how za hack does he know what a park bench taste like

[@niselou]

me too 😂

[@Spetia]

Same and then I said: How does he know how that tastes and laughed more

[@NoreLineas]

"a damp park bench" I laughed so hard, loud and long I woke up the entire house.

[@lilwil-ns3uo]

I love watching you!! Sometimes my husband catches me talking to the food!!!

[@DocterGeko]

I love how you can see when he bit into a pumpkin seed. It's the face we all make when we feel a crunch whilst eating something soft.

[@docseamonster3491]

He didn't shell them.

[@GarouLady]

about as bad as crunching on a egg shell amongst fluffy scrambled eggs. Not fun.

[@rnash999]

@@docseamonster3491 How do you even eat unshelled pumpkin seeds?

[@kinqslayerr2265]

For some reason I always assume its part of a tooth

[@docseamonster3491]

@@rnash999 you don't! Imagine trying to eat a walnut whole.

[@MeganKugs]

“Their little bird beaks and bird mouths will love them!” Hahahahhahaha 💀 I’m dead. God I love Dylan 😂. “A DAMP PARK BENCH” 😂 I can’t!

[@broodieivie207]

I agree. But don't you wonder how he know what a damp park bench tastes like?

[@jayfriday9569]

He sounds like an angry ol man. Lololol

[@Just1Nora]

​@@broodieivie207 Same way I do? Summer camp. 😂

[@broodieivie207]

@@Just1Nora ha ha ha... you licked a park bench? You need to learn DARES are not cool. Lol

[@rhondamcferon9014]

I could watch him all day long! Ok, I actually have but yeah, love this kid ❤

[@AuntLoopy123]

"These taste like a damp park bench!" Wow, do you have a good way with words.

[@haydnmalyon7690]

I need a copy of his cookbook just so I can go "MOVE, HOLLIS!" when I need something on the shelf.

[@waylandwayfarer5400]

Can confirm, bought the cookbook and can now tell Hollis to move whenever I want.

[@MrSimpsonDude]

Im not Alone!!

[@robertnett9793]

Mine should arrive until the end of the week :D

[@meganechan720]

I grew up with a mother who would put wheat germ in everything, and even though I eventually became inured to it, I can affirm that it does taste like wood chips.

[@amywill9185]

Me too!! That was some roughage for sure!!😳

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Yah that stuff is just *AWFUL!* I lived with my Grandmother for two years. & she used to put a 1/3of a cup of this gerbil bedding in with my cereal every morning. Because *"Cereals these days don't have enough fibre in them."* I used to dread having breakfast *SO* much! It probably explains why I rarely eat it these days.

[@donutchan8114]

As someone with pica this sounds intriguing

[@catherinefoster1481]

😂 I did too!

[@theladyinblack3055]

When I baked a lot, I snuck it into everything! It's really good for you. I just used small enough quantities that no one ever realized it was there - it's a delicate balance, but mixed with tasty ingredients, it can be accomplished! I seem to remember grinding it down to a powder, like flour. Not as fibrous, but wheat germ has a host of other benefits that aren't lost in the grinding. Much less wood chippy that way!

[@bevy9598]

I love seeing the absolute horror in his eyes as he reading "wheat germ"

[@TheBarovianDuck]

In this house, we support the baking twink. 😂

[@lindaduncan7181]

"They enjoyed baking in more than one sense of the word" and that cheeky glance 😂😂

[@anakelly76512]

I think you needed the shelled pumpkin seeds. They look green. When I toast them, I leave them in the shell but not when you need them for baked goods or if you want them in a pesto.

[@RaptorJesus]

While you're probably right, I can't help but feel that proper pumpkin seeds wouldn't help at all.

[@josiahgibson6373]

Yeah, I immediately thought those looked like unshelled pumpkin seeds, which would explain why the cookies would taste like damp cardboard.

[@plushysheep]

Also he used roasted and salted sunflower seeds

[@staceykelly4211]

First thing i noticed. But, my mom's famous buckwheat pancakes came to mind, too. Ugh ...

[@sabotage151]

yeah, shelled pumpkin seeds, you'd think

[@jennaheiser625]

Big Bird would love these!

[@adamsutton1748]

Lol the little “MOVE HOLLIS” had me dead

[@starlinguk]

(Shelled and toasted) pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds are great together.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

In trail mix perhaps but in cookies no thank you.

[@bellablue5285]

Yes, but were the ones used raw? That has to be a weird consistency in a cookie

[@juliefore]

It’s the wheat germ. Nothing good comes from wheat germ.

[@sydnigrauberger5984]

"Soaks up the butter...and everyone's Happiness." 😂 How do you come up with such amazing one liners?? 😅

[@MandrakeGuy]

"do you have friends? are they birds? m æ k e t h ï s f œ r ṯ h ē m.'

[@Sunsetmangoes]

“THESE TASTE LIKE A DAMP PARK BENCH! >:(“ The imagination of that taste I experienced is unreal to astronomical levels

[@dawnlinnell]

My mom made these. I loved sunflower seeds in all their forms.

[@IX_Taali]

"Soaks up the butter , and everyone's happiness" 😂😂😂

[@KayLoo202]

yelling at yourself on the cover of your own cookbook to get out of the way to get wheat germ, love it

[@kimicappiello5480]

Very clever product placement 😂

[@Tedx_Records]

Ah the sentences I'm hearing nowadays gives me hope for humanity

[@Sckuttle]

I too enjoy baking in more than one sense of the word😂

[@lindarebello9196]

I love your videos, you always made me smile. ❤

[@janesays1278]

Dylan, if you have room to store the wheat germ in your fridge, please do so! It has a lot of natural oil that can go rancid, so we’d always store it in the fridge!

[@pambenzing2700]

I came here to say this, too! I LOVE wheat germ for it's slightly sweet, nutty taste. I always store it in the fridge, otherwise it gets rancid and bitter tasting. I imagine, having sat on that upper cupboard shelf for who knows how long, in Dylan's kitchen, it tasted pretty bad!

[@elouise5593]

​@@pambenzing2700 Yep! The cookies might have tasted better if he had done that!

[@jomartalanegra9438]

This is TRUE . Same goes for ground flaxseed❤❤❤

[@mattbarnett6902]

If it did go rancid, it couldn't possibly have hurt the recipe. No big loss if I never had a single food item with wheat germ in it.

[@HannahRainbow88]

Yeah I was gonna say most nuts, seeds etc. Generally are best stored (fresher and for longer) in the fridge.

[@nomonoke_]

Tastes like a park bench 😂

[@sailingmaster]

Damp park bench. Important distinction.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

10 bucks says the actual park bench would taste nicer.

[@carolehirsch7315]

@@sailingmaster came here to say this! 😂

[@donnawestbrook8992]

Which makes me wonder when he tasted a damp park bench?

[@karina-oh7826]

​@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Are you speaking from experience?😂

[@jazzy.jc8168]

Man said, "Tastes like a damp park bench." and I proceeded to die of giggles 🤣🤣

[@theawesomeladybird9604]

Awe, brings back my childhood. The 1970's also had a frugal, self-reliant vibe too. Oil crisis and long gas line's might have influenced these pantry cookies.

[@mankweletsoalo]

I always repeat his shorts a few times so I can take turns appreciating all the one liners he drops in 30 seconds; it's funny each time! 😂

[@slingingblueberries5714]

That's the only way to get all the one liners, and watch the recipe being made, AND catch all his facial expressions

[@Vanq22114]

"Sorry hippies, I'm with Nixon on this one" lmao

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Cookies so bad he blasphemed haha

[@Appaddict01]

💀

[@michellecothrun1048]

I made these cookies and they were delicious! My mom used to feed me and my brother hippie health food back in the day. She would have loved these cookies!

[@bvillebikelady3651]

Boy, did this bring back some memories!

[@raymondmccune6830]

"...swell up like an infection." - LOL!!!

[@J_Squatch]

most stock audio sounding crunch to ever come out of a cookie

[@tly3]

"This tastes like a wet park bench" is the best description I've heard. I knew exactly the taste when you said it.

[@levitatingeternity918]

Thank you so much Dylan! My birds love it! They also held me at gun point and learned how to read

[@amysnews6808]

I would have probably used pre shelled pumpkin seeds but I doubt that would have improved this recipe too much, I don't think anything would make this very palatable TBH. ❤😂

[@alfadasfire]

Love that your clock is still broken, just hanging there. Doing it's best. and once again this entire thing is comedy gold

[@adelechicken6356]

It shows the correct time twice a day! 😅

[@SomeRandomKydd]

While they can’t technically read, Pigeons have been trained to recognize patterns in text to identify allergens. There was a story I saw of a pigeon trained to start smacking whatever food it saw contains Gluten.

[@luraeposavad6608]

I absolutely love your videos and your HILARIOUS instructions!! You make me LAUGH! I cant wait for your truthful reaction to your efforts!! Am HOPING to get your book from my family as a gift!! IF NOT try to get it myself! Il love you!!

[@marysikorski6293]

Sunflower seeds and wheat germ were both “things” in the 70’s. I knew exactly how those cookies were going to taste and that Dylan would not like them! 😂

[@TankManHeavy]

You have to remember that in the 70s they paired this with a big spliff so it probably tasted great.

[@ericrollin2331]

"A big spliff..." I'm sorry but what in the ever loving flying fuck does that mean? "HEY, GOOGLE!" Edit: Okay fair enough. Now to see what that does to my targeted ads.

[@tracy7612]

​@@ericrollin2331 ROFLMAO

[@DarraghGibbons-if8iq]

"these taste like a damp....park bench" I loved the pause LOL

[@ValeriePallaoro]

Shelled pumpkin seeds. You put the shell in …. That’s simply adorable. And very, very wrong 🎉❤🎉

[@kittynhyjack]

This receipe had me rolling! "A damp park bench", what a description.

[@malka1762]

I love how Dylan just called people in Eastern Europe birds 😂 /j context: sunflower seeds are really popular as a snack in Eastern Europe. They're also kinda like popcorn aka when you start eating it's hard to stop lol. They're typically in small packages, roasted and seasoned with salt.

[@VictorianGentleman]

We have little packets like that in the US too! They seem to be most popular with baseball/softball players. I had them a lot when I played as a kid. You can usually find them pretty easy at gas stations.

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

I personally really love sunflower seeds! Maybe I was born in the wrong continent. 😅

[@Godkarmachine]

They're actually quite popular in the US as well. You can pick them up at any gas station or convenience store in a variety of flavors, shelled or unshelled.

[@dragonflies6793]

As someone who likes sunflower seeds, yes I am absolutely a bird

[@mickih2872]

That looks like all unhappiness rolled into a single sheet of “cookies”.

[@BU1Lander]

Dylan, never be anyone but you. You've got a personality that is just 100% entertaining, and it is absolutely fantastic.

[@haroldjackman2010]

I could never eat something that contains pumpkin seeds with the shells. Excellent content as always.

[@zubetp]

you know, i have a feeling the seeds being shelled would not improve this item. it's a good policy, though.

[@critterisgrey]

i've always eaten pumpkin seeds with the shells on! not in a cookie, though, i'm with you there

[@Nemamka]

@@critterisgrey holy wow :O I think I would have some serious gut trouble if I did that

[@sendtothisone]

I'm pretty sure the seeds weren't supposed to have the shells on...?

[@TheSarahskaninchen]

Yeah so weird that He put them in Like that :o or did i miss the instructions saying that?

[@atathesteelcrownedqueen8070]

These taste like a Damp park bench, I’m crying 😂

[@catdogqueen184]

“ You know what birds can't do,read my cookbook ,as far as we know of” I died 😂

[@kristinecollier9155]

I have NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT HIS "YUCK FACE" BEFORE!!! I love this man!!! You make me so happy every time I see you!! Can't wait till I receive your cook book!!

[@Bri_P_768]

I kept almost spewing my tea through this one, goodness!

[@TheOnlyKateslate]

Oh, that orange on the book cover was trendy in the early 70s. A massage book I bought in Germany in 1974 has the same colors on the cover. Wish I could post a photo!

[@noyou2450]

This is probably the first time I've seen him *flinch* when biting into one of these...