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@screamingfluffycat5 ай бұрын
I broke my hand playing dodge ball. My school had a wrestling room that has basically the whole floor was wrestling mats and a good amount of the walls were padded as well. Anyway, the mats were dusty or something because they were quite slick. At some point I slipped and reactively tried to break my fall. Felt like the equivalent of stubbing a toe but on the hand with my pinky and ring finder on my dominant hand was in a bit of pain. I never broke anything before so I just kept playing. That class was also the last class of the day so I went home right after. Thing is I ride the bus and I'm closer to one of the last ones that gets off. And when I take the bus I usually put me knees up against the back of the seat in front of me and I close my eyes. When I got home I went to mention to my mom about the experience of stubbing my hand. I looked at my hand and it was swollen a good amount. After she took me to get an x ray we found out it was a spiral fracture on the metacarpal of the pinky finger. Luckly I only had to have a splint for a few weeks instead of a cast.
@gwiezdnydziadek5 ай бұрын
When you are in the basic boat aim at the driver seat and mash the push button. See ya at the light speed.
@majormoron6055 ай бұрын
Ellis: I like steam trains Jonk: So you have chosen...death
@Samlazolo5 ай бұрын
Ellis: "I like steam engines" Jonk: holding a gun "No you don't"
@64BBernard5 ай бұрын
I had not expected Ellis to be a secret train fan. Nor did I expect Jake's reaction to Ellis' admitting to being one. 😂
@hfar_in_the_sky5 ай бұрын
Jake going full mob boss mean girl was hilarious 😂
@ethanpflederer33955 ай бұрын
I was dying when Jake started going. Couldn't breathe at all. And the worst part is I love steam engines too, so I have to feel sorry for Ellis.
@JackOfSpades123456785 ай бұрын
You have to remember Ellis is a man who collected Persian and Afghan rugs in his youth. This is not the most surprising thing about him.
@filipwolffs5 ай бұрын
@@JackOfSpades12345678 Yeah I was thinking "That's perfectly in character for Ellis." And then Jake goes full psychopathic gatekeeper.
@WevTheGamma5 ай бұрын
Tbh...trains do have metal, very important things for... *_ELLIS'S METAL CLUB_*
@ZaneTheSaber5 ай бұрын
Love seeing Jake's true train kid crown slipping only for him to AGGRESSIVELY yank it back 😂😂
@Voidrazoku5 ай бұрын
This WPE episode felt way more unhinged than usual between Jake threatening Ellis for liking steam engine trains, Jake and his skirt, and then Gabby's joke about chlamydia
@BaronVonMott5 ай бұрын
They've been living on that island for too long, it's getting to them! 😂
@zikadraws795 ай бұрын
Not often do we get Ellis genuinely laughing, which is both precious and slightly concerning
@LastSuffer5 ай бұрын
I love how jonk says ''ohh... closet train kid there'', got me dying lol
@andrewthomasprism93885 ай бұрын
I would've loved it if Jake hit Ellis with the "You've got your guns and your Persian Afgan rugs, AND your precious metal club, so back off my trains."
@BaronVonMott5 ай бұрын
I'm honestly surprised he didn't bring up the Precious Metals Club there, it was a perfect moment!
@andrewthomasprism93885 ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott Jake's Awesome Trains Club.
@thewielder34454 ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott There's a rule against bringing it up now. The last time Alex made that joke, Ellis immediately left the call
@wolferngames80243 ай бұрын
@@thewielder3445 to be fair, Alex kinda goes "WHAT IS MY METAL MADE OUT OF ELISE?"
@X3H3X3 ай бұрын
@thewielder3445 if I can recall correctly, it was in worms Jake: What's the magnet do? Is that for just metal stuff Alex: What? Ask Ellis- sorry I couldn't resist
@JustADogLover3965 ай бұрын
The train thing made Ellis go through his entire laugh arc. Another banger, another banger by jonkleton.
@LukeFG5 ай бұрын
Ellis makes a completely valid point that when you want to go on a vacation you want it to be different than what you’re used to
@TlalocTemporal5 ай бұрын
I think that's more about him not liking beaches. Near-tropical and bleak waste is about as far apart as beaches can be while still having sand. That's like equating the Notre Dame Cathedral and Uncle Hickey's shed because they're both buildings with shingles.
@Avent005 ай бұрын
I mean it is still boring sitting on beach regardless
@tripplec67985 ай бұрын
I live in Central US area and we've had people from coastal areas like California vacation around here cause they see beaches all day and want a change of scenery for vacation.
@OctyabrAprelya5 ай бұрын
@@Avent00 While getting blasted by a fierce thermo-nuclear ball of hatred.
@warotm.5905 ай бұрын
Do people not like just sitting, watching the scenery, and people watching when you go on vacation? It's one of my favourite.
@DorkyHalloran5 ай бұрын
I almost choke on my waffle and cried when Jake told off Ellis for liking steam trains as I wasn't even remotely expecting that. Also my router very much did not like Alex's "Talking French" class as it reset itself midway through to delay hearing the rest of it lol
@OmniMon943 ай бұрын
Caught me off guard too Like daaamnnn
@LawfulNugget5 ай бұрын
Getting to see into the minds of WPE. It is both entertaining and absolutely terrifying at the same time.
@64BBernard5 ай бұрын
I was not expecting Jake's reaction to Ellis admitting that he likes trains, too.
@WelshGiraffa5 ай бұрын
Jake:Listen here you little former precious metal club prick trains are my thing you got it!! I know that wasn’t said but Jake threatening Ellis over trains was hilarious
@trevinfrazier5204 ай бұрын
2:38 would have been way funnier if jonk ended with "Trains are my thing. Go back to your precious metals club."
@spirittail4958Ай бұрын
It would have been funny but unfortunately I think it's been too long since they made the joke for them to have remembered that would've applied
@sushifox20585 ай бұрын
Jake going full on yandere because someone else likes trains is amazing
@tacothecat16044 ай бұрын
Lmao, right? Especially after being in denial for so long lol
@gibbythebutler5 ай бұрын
The fact that Jake and Ellis are train kids and Jake took the piss out of Ellis for it and made him laugh his ass off made my day 😂🫠✨ never heard Ellis laugh this bad truly a one of a kind moment 😆
@dquinnster475 ай бұрын
Jonk's Train Territorial Pissing is the funniest thing in WPE history.
@craft1ngninja5 ай бұрын
2:21 Made me almost choke on a sausage roll. Also, no Alex it's not an euphemism.
@someoneyoumayknow7725 ай бұрын
1:12 That pause actually made me think the video was lagging
@Waddlethewarrior5 ай бұрын
I genuinely love that Alex can trigger everyone almost upon request. It’s a gift and I feel if he was to find a partner we’d be missing out. So just keep being you Alex 👊🏻
@montyspython70005 ай бұрын
Poor Ellis, correctly calling gonorrhea "the clap" before being misinformed by...um...the two most "intelligent" members of the group.
@pashortt1235 ай бұрын
Jake guarding his Train Turf is one of the funniest things I've seen on this channel.
@dr.bright62725 ай бұрын
Ellis and Jake: train wars
@cameronkelly91575 ай бұрын
This is possibly the WPE-est video so far, and I mean that in the best possible way 🤣 The fucking train kid gatekeeping. I don't know if I've ever heard Ellis lose his shit like that.
@SegaSatchel5 ай бұрын
Good thing Jonk didn't leave his phone in the bathroom again so he could hear his alarm
@shapley-traffic475 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but I think Jonk likes trains 2:15
@DRAG0NSPIRIT105 ай бұрын
I love the irony of Ellis "Mr. Well Actually You'd Be 101 Pounds" getting annoyed at Alex's 18:59 comment 😂.
@razanon43735 ай бұрын
Same thing happened a while pack when a bunch of KZbin comments corrected him on gun facts and their terminology. He was salty about it for a while. It made me laugh because he was and still is using the wrong terminology. It's suppressor not silencer.
@TheDisquietingNight5 ай бұрын
0:50 and this is why i have headcanon that Ellis & Gabbie are actually siblings. Like that would've explain a lot
@sonictailsx46905 ай бұрын
2:18 My god! That got me so hard! This was so unexpected! (And mind you, this is coming from someone who's a railway euthenist.) XD I don't think I have ever seen this side of Jake before, holy shit!
@exemplar72055 ай бұрын
ive never heared Ellis laugh so hard but it was amazing to hear lol
@MediaDroid9605 ай бұрын
0:17 Jake is basically Michael Phelps on steroids
@danmoar945 ай бұрын
Oof Ellis being threatened to stay in his lane by the train boy is an all time WPE classic moment now 😂
@GUNUFofficial4 ай бұрын
I like those mid 1900s train designs where you see a bunch of sick designs for the engines that look like some bioshock or snowpiercer stuff, i wish engines still looked cool like that.
@SdKfz-gq8bh5 ай бұрын
is it an AAAAA game because its so good, or is it an AAAAA game because it makes you scream? i like to imagine a bit of both
@azurebalmung45205 ай бұрын
Ellis: "It's a Steam Engine, isn't it?" Jonk: "...stay in your [redacted] lane, Ellis."
@dr.bright62725 ай бұрын
Jonk could be an Olympic swimmer with his speed
@Eklan-sr5ow4 ай бұрын
Ellis forgetting the name of skull and bones is way funnier than remembering it
@bautistajldb5 ай бұрын
all your vids are bangers guys but this is one of the funniest recent ones 😂
@SunfishJones7775 ай бұрын
threatening Jake is *something*
@MrT_Rex5 ай бұрын
Ellis laugh is priceless 🤣
@DerIrre14 ай бұрын
06:10 - In Germany, "Ticket to Ride" is named "Zug um Zug", which is actually a pun of sorts "Zug" can, depending on context, mean both "train" as in the actual vehicle and "move/turn" as in the actual game segment. So depending on how you view things, in The game is called either "Train by Train" or "Turn by Turn/Move by Move" in Germany^^
@robowolfgaming87754 ай бұрын
I love how Ellis goes from his classic seagull laugh to a full-on snort when Jake threatens him for being a train fan 😂
@mojoemuffin30165 ай бұрын
7:20 "um, actually it's not silencers, it's suppressors."
@usosaito.namahage5 ай бұрын
"trains... are... my thing... okay" xD
@warotm.5905 ай бұрын
Ellis opinion about vacations is so on brand I love it.
@RonanTheRonin5 ай бұрын
Jake probably broke his teacup like a beer bottle and pointed it at Ellis
@madeleinetempleton66924 ай бұрын
As a sailor, the way you guys tried to launch the boat around 4:34 is painfully accurate 😂
@babygoblingamer5 ай бұрын
I feel like you guys would have a lot of fun pissing each other off well playing goblin summer camp 😅🤣🤣
@exoticdachoo0075 ай бұрын
I'm 100% with Ellis on the beach part. If I'm going on a vacation, a beach is a beach, regardless of how nice it looks. I want something new and interesting, be it a cool tourist spot or something random like a museum where you can take your mind off of stuff and learn something new
@hfar_in_the_sky5 ай бұрын
“The thing about life is that you just need to get the f*ch up and kick its head in.” Put that on a poster!
@The_Shiny_Red_Dingus_of_Mingus5 ай бұрын
I found Ellis' rendition of "Herbert the Perveet sings Happy Birthday" particularly moving.
@DJdoppIer5 ай бұрын
Jake: You are allowed to enjoy my train stories. However, you are NOT allowed to enjoy trains! That is for me alone!
@amishpark40105 ай бұрын
I AGREE ELLIS..... Sitting on a beach, either here or there is F***ING BOORING...
@mathijscrox75065 ай бұрын
Jake playing Ticket To Ride is just so fitting, considering its a strategy board game about trains
@siraan56424 ай бұрын
I have to agree with Ellis about the beach experience thing - sitting on a beach is the same thing no matter where you are. It's a whole lot of who cares. Also, if you're going to get a birthday song, you want the depressed one, let's be real. XD
@crescentfox76434 ай бұрын
i absolutely love this game and them taking the piss out of the game is both heart breaking and funny af
@kiravatheargonianАй бұрын
Jake getting mad at Ellis for liking trains is hilarious 😂
@mrIguy2123 ай бұрын
We had an old man sub French class for us in grade 7/8 frequently. He knew no French and instead told us stories about when he was a kid, like how to race pigeons. Even brought one of those old rotary picture projectors for it 😂
@Grimshawpoet5 ай бұрын
I wanted a speed pass a happy birthday song but somehow that even made it creepier
@avalonaura40765 ай бұрын
Pew pew pew pew ~ (The sound a fuckin' Bolter makes, according to Gabby)
@janhornak57395 ай бұрын
As omnissiah wills it...
@splashyatom225 ай бұрын
Such outrageous stories and yet some soothing background music from the game
@IamGladin5 ай бұрын
1:45 First Thought was "A Train???"
@MidnightEclipsy5 ай бұрын
i proper giggled w/ Jake saying "Vicious V Line" but the subtitle read "Viscous"... and my imagination kicked in. 😁
@LegacyOfM5 ай бұрын
Aquajonk swimming like a Madman is power I never thought possible.
@raptorcell66334 ай бұрын
Don't think a YT video has ever activated my fight or flight instinct until I heard Ellis' Happy Birthday.
@davidwarlock23765 ай бұрын
10:30. I'm actually with Ellis on this cause I also live in Wales, in a coastal town, and it's just a short walk to the closest beach, and have being going to it on school trips and have been travelling to coastal locales in Greece for years, that I have grown bored of it. So before anyone says anything about it, do not blame anyone for preferring city breaks.
@bobdoss21675 ай бұрын
I was in the middle of enjoying pizza while watching a nice vid… until I learned about gonorrhea making gloop sound. Another banger vid 😂
@michaelharder30555 ай бұрын
I completely agree with Ellis regarding beaches.
@TruePirateKing125 ай бұрын
The train threat was awesome XD
@bringmemyflail1321Күн бұрын
"TRAINS ARE MY THING" 😂😂
@thebirdofhermes39865 ай бұрын
we seriously need a compilation of ellis singing happy birthday!!!
@Joemcdowell915 ай бұрын
coming home after a game of 40k and seeing a new wpe video... today is a good day.
@ProjectUND3AD-2024_Official5 ай бұрын
Ellis has such a great laugh when he's losing it tbh lol
@azuredragonofnether54334 ай бұрын
1:12 I don't blame you, Ellis. It's so bad it's often best to leave it forgotten.
@MaximGionet5 ай бұрын
Everyone is talking about the train bit, but the whole gutteral cough and excuse me thing at the end had me in stitches
@daydreamers_anonymous5 ай бұрын
4:10 Gabby's mum sounds f*cking awesome 🙂
@fandomangel26845 ай бұрын
Ellis singing the creepy happy birthday song reminded me of salad finger😂
@thePsiMatrix5 ай бұрын
I find it funnier that Ellis forgot the name for the AAAA game because it shows how absolutely base-level generic dross it is.
@Off_Talamarie5 ай бұрын
If Alex were to become a French teacher… please he would only be teaching the class how to french kiss with detailed documentaries ! 😂
@theflyingwhale57784 ай бұрын
4:14 “The thing about confidence is that you should fake it til the day you die.”
@lordbradders65595 ай бұрын
Thank you again Ellis for the little song it put a smile on my face and my twin sisters when I showed her this ❤
@SkeletonFriend90005 ай бұрын
2:23 Jake should have threatened Ellis to get out of his station.
@Krasbin5 ай бұрын
The fact that Ellis couldn't remember the name of the game actually made it more hilarious.😂
@brodymorris9985 ай бұрын
I think Ellis was talking about skull and bones from Ubisoft.
@Seesen174 ай бұрын
Everytime Jake goes Train Kid, I wonder if he has Train Simulator in his Steam Library.
@thatweirdfriend14705 ай бұрын
That happy birthday gave me goosebumps and make all my muscles clench to the point my stomach aches, christ lol
@thomashogg82525 ай бұрын
Oh god that made me lol Ellis. Ah that clap remark. Oh gods I'm dying. Gabby and Cath responses *rofl*
@crazygamernl53452 ай бұрын
Skull and bones indeed is an AAAA game
@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__49415 ай бұрын
Ellis is rocking the pants and heels, tho. ❤ "Couldn't stop SIGNING"? You sign when you sing? My grandpapa use to cough/clear his throat like that. 😂 and then be like: "excuse me."
@ShadowVulcan5 ай бұрын
Ellis sounded like Tiny Tim in Blood Harvest with that birthday song.
@DapperGoth5 ай бұрын
5:52 i really need to stop eating while watching these
@midmon5 ай бұрын
Ellis singing happy birthday reminded me of saladfingers
@lostsoul26975 ай бұрын
Elis: I think steam engines are cool Jake: Stick in your lane rug boy
@TaqdyrXavier5 ай бұрын
The moment WPE play train simulator, there will be wars from start to finish
@thewafflegamer61525 ай бұрын
If people don’t get the secret tunnel reference, it is a short melody used in avatar the last airbender.
@danmoar945 ай бұрын
The creepy birthday voice is giving me salad fingers flashbacks 🥶
@synthetic2405 ай бұрын
You guys really couldn't land on "R for RAISE the sail"? no guyz it's Sail Up Time!
@TustlePlays5 ай бұрын
could also be the pirate's favorite letter! *_ARRRRRRR!_*
@Thromash5 ай бұрын
Steam trains *are* cool. We have a couple down here in a couple towns (Aus) that run they do lunches & stuff during the trip.
@brandonwoeldike20845 ай бұрын
Very solid advice from Gabby’s mom
@jax14114 ай бұрын
I had a blast with Sunkenland and wish they would add more to it. Me and my buddy had all the Islands and other boats cleared on the 3rd day of playing.