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@screamingfluffycat8 ай бұрын
I broke my hand playing dodge ball. My school had a wrestling room that has basically the whole floor was wrestling mats and a good amount of the walls were padded as well. Anyway, the mats were dusty or something because they were quite slick. At some point I slipped and reactively tried to break my fall. Felt like the equivalent of stubbing a toe but on the hand with my pinky and ring finder on my dominant hand was in a bit of pain. I never broke anything before so I just kept playing. That class was also the last class of the day so I went home right after. Thing is I ride the bus and I'm closer to one of the last ones that gets off. And when I take the bus I usually put me knees up against the back of the seat in front of me and I close my eyes. When I got home I went to mention to my mom about the experience of stubbing my hand. I looked at my hand and it was swollen a good amount. After she took me to get an x ray we found out it was a spiral fracture on the metacarpal of the pinky finger. Luckly I only had to have a splint for a few weeks instead of a cast.
@gwiezdnydziadek8 ай бұрын
When you are in the basic boat aim at the driver seat and mash the push button. See ya at the light speed.
@majormoron6058 ай бұрын
Ellis: I like steam trains Jonk: So you have chosen...death
@Samlazolo8 ай бұрын
Ellis: "I like steam engines" Jonk: holding a gun "No you don't"
@64BBernard8 ай бұрын
I had not expected Ellis to be a secret train fan. Nor did I expect Jake's reaction to Ellis' admitting to being one. 😂
@hfar_in_the_sky8 ай бұрын
Jake going full mob boss mean girl was hilarious 😂
@ethanpflederer33958 ай бұрын
I was dying when Jake started going. Couldn't breathe at all. And the worst part is I love steam engines too, so I have to feel sorry for Ellis.
@JackOfSpades123456788 ай бұрын
You have to remember Ellis is a man who collected Persian and Afghan rugs in his youth. This is not the most surprising thing about him.
@filipwolffs8 ай бұрын
@@JackOfSpades12345678 Yeah I was thinking "That's perfectly in character for Ellis." And then Jake goes full psychopathic gatekeeper.
@WevTheGamma8 ай бұрын
Tbh...trains do have metal, very important things for... *_ELLIS'S METAL CLUB_*
@ZaneTheSaber8 ай бұрын
Love seeing Jake's true train kid crown slipping only for him to AGGRESSIVELY yank it back 😂😂
@zikadraws798 ай бұрын
Not often do we get Ellis genuinely laughing, which is both precious and slightly concerning
@LastSuffer8 ай бұрын
I love how jonk says ''ohh... closet train kid there'', got me dying lol
@andrewthomasprism93888 ай бұрын
I would've loved it if Jake hit Ellis with the "You've got your guns and your Persian Afgan rugs, AND your precious metal club, so back off my trains."
@BaronVonMott8 ай бұрын
I'm honestly surprised he didn't bring up the Precious Metals Club there, it was a perfect moment!
@andrewthomasprism93888 ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott Jake's Awesome Trains Club.
@thewielder34457 ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott There's a rule against bringing it up now. The last time Alex made that joke, Ellis immediately left the call
@wolferngames80246 ай бұрын
@@thewielder3445 to be fair, Alex kinda goes "WHAT IS MY METAL MADE OUT OF ELISE?"
@X3H3X6 ай бұрын
@thewielder3445 if I can recall correctly, it was in worms Jake: What's the magnet do? Is that for just metal stuff Alex: What? Ask Ellis- sorry I couldn't resist
@LukeFG8 ай бұрын
Ellis makes a completely valid point that when you want to go on a vacation you want it to be different than what you’re used to
@TlalocTemporal8 ай бұрын
I think that's more about him not liking beaches. Near-tropical and bleak waste is about as far apart as beaches can be while still having sand. That's like equating the Notre Dame Cathedral and Uncle Hickey's shed because they're both buildings with shingles.
@Avent008 ай бұрын
I mean it is still boring sitting on beach regardless
@tripplec67988 ай бұрын
I live in Central US area and we've had people from coastal areas like California vacation around here cause they see beaches all day and want a change of scenery for vacation.
@OctyabrAprelya8 ай бұрын
@@Avent00 While getting blasted by a fierce thermo-nuclear ball of hatred.
@warotm.5908 ай бұрын
Do people not like just sitting, watching the scenery, and people watching when you go on vacation? It's one of my favourite.
@JustADogLover3968 ай бұрын
The train thing made Ellis go through his entire laugh arc. Another banger, another banger by jonkleton.
@trevinfrazier5207 ай бұрын
2:38 would have been way funnier if jonk ended with "Trains are my thing. Go back to your precious metals club."
@spirittail49584 ай бұрын
It would have been funny but unfortunately I think it's been too long since they made the joke for them to have remembered that would've applied
@sushifox20588 ай бұрын
Jake going full on yandere because someone else likes trains is amazing
@tacothecat16047 ай бұрын
Lmao, right? Especially after being in denial for so long lol
@DorkyHalloran8 ай бұрын
I almost choke on my waffle and cried when Jake told off Ellis for liking steam trains as I wasn't even remotely expecting that. Also my router very much did not like Alex's "Talking French" class as it reset itself midway through to delay hearing the rest of it lol
@OmniMon946 ай бұрын
Caught me off guard too Like daaamnnn
@LawfulNugget8 ай бұрын
Getting to see into the minds of WPE. It is both entertaining and absolutely terrifying at the same time.
@64BBernard8 ай бұрын
I was not expecting Jake's reaction to Ellis admitting that he likes trains, too.
@dquinnster478 ай бұрын
Jonk's Train Territorial Pissing is the funniest thing in WPE history.
@WelshGiraffa8 ай бұрын
Jake:Listen here you little former precious metal club prick trains are my thing you got it!! I know that wasn’t said but Jake threatening Ellis over trains was hilarious
@montyspython70008 ай бұрын
Poor Ellis, correctly calling gonorrhea "the clap" before being misinformed by...um...the two most "intelligent" members of the group.
@robowolfgaming87757 ай бұрын
I love how Ellis goes from his classic seagull laugh to a full-on snort when Jake threatens him for being a train fan 😂
@craft1ngninja8 ай бұрын
2:21 Made me almost choke on a sausage roll. Also, no Alex it's not an euphemism.
@Waddlethewarrior8 ай бұрын
I genuinely love that Alex can trigger everyone almost upon request. It’s a gift and I feel if he was to find a partner we’d be missing out. So just keep being you Alex 👊🏻
@chagorith24 күн бұрын
6:22 why am I not at all surprised that Jonk has a boardgame about building railroads? oh right, cause trains are his thing, as he very menacingly reminded Ellis XD
@keyrousse2 ай бұрын
So there are levels to Ellis' laughter? Normal laughter (big and loud HAHAHA) -> seagull screech -> snorting? :) Great moment from Jake there. Also, Ellis' creepy happy birthdays are always a win.
@someoneyoumayknow7728 ай бұрын
1:12 That pause actually made me think the video was lagging
@sonictailsx46908 ай бұрын
2:18 My god! That got me so hard! This was so unexpected! (And mind you, this is coming from someone who's a railway euthenist.) XD I don't think I have ever seen this side of Jake before, holy shit!
@gibbythebutler8 ай бұрын
The fact that Jake and Ellis are train kids and Jake took the piss out of Ellis for it and made him laugh his ass off made my day 😂🫠✨ never heard Ellis laugh this bad truly a one of a kind moment 😆
@azuredragonofnether54337 ай бұрын
1:12 I don't blame you, Ellis. It's so bad it's often best to leave it forgotten.
@mojoemuffin30168 ай бұрын
7:20 "um, actually it's not silencers, it's suppressors."
@pashortt1238 ай бұрын
Jake guarding his Train Turf is one of the funniest things I've seen on this channel.
@DerIrre17 ай бұрын
06:10 - In Germany, "Ticket to Ride" is named "Zug um Zug", which is actually a pun of sorts "Zug" can, depending on context, mean both "train" as in the actual vehicle and "move/turn" as in the actual game segment. So depending on how you view things, in The game is called either "Train by Train" or "Turn by Turn/Move by Move" in Germany^^
@exemplar72058 ай бұрын
ive never heared Ellis laugh so hard but it was amazing to hear lol
@cameronkelly91578 ай бұрын
This is possibly the WPE-est video so far, and I mean that in the best possible way 🤣 The fucking train kid gatekeeping. I don't know if I've ever heard Ellis lose his shit like that.
@shapley-traffic478 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but I think Jonk likes trains 2:15
@bringmemyflail13213 ай бұрын
"TRAINS ARE MY THING" 😂😂
@DRAG0NSPIRIT108 ай бұрын
I love the irony of Ellis "Mr. Well Actually You'd Be 101 Pounds" getting annoyed at Alex's 18:59 comment 😂.
@razanon43738 ай бұрын
Same thing happened a while pack when a bunch of KZbin comments corrected him on gun facts and their terminology. He was salty about it for a while. It made me laugh because he was and still is using the wrong terminology. It's suppressor not silencer.
@Eklan-sr5ow7 ай бұрын
Ellis forgetting the name of skull and bones is way funnier than remembering it
@dr.bright62728 ай бұрын
Ellis and Jake: train wars
@SegaSatchel8 ай бұрын
Good thing Jonk didn't leave his phone in the bathroom again so he could hear his alarm
@MediaDroid9608 ай бұрын
0:17 Jake is basically Michael Phelps on steroids
@madeleinetempleton66927 ай бұрын
As a sailor, the way you guys tried to launch the boat around 4:34 is painfully accurate 😂
@danmoar948 ай бұрын
Oof Ellis being threatened to stay in his lane by the train boy is an all time WPE classic moment now 😂
@MaximGionet8 ай бұрын
Everyone is talking about the train bit, but the whole gutteral cough and excuse me thing at the end had me in stitches
@azurebalmung45208 ай бұрын
Ellis: "It's a Steam Engine, isn't it?" Jonk: "...stay in your [redacted] lane, Ellis."
@GUNUFofficial7 ай бұрын
I like those mid 1900s train designs where you see a bunch of sick designs for the engines that look like some bioshock or snowpiercer stuff, i wish engines still looked cool like that.
@kiravatheargonian4 ай бұрын
Jake getting mad at Ellis for liking trains is hilarious 😂
@Johan_the_Marshal2 ай бұрын
13:08 I didn't know gabby's mom and I were on the same wavelength about life.
@SdKfz-gq8bh8 ай бұрын
is it an AAAAA game because its so good, or is it an AAAAA game because it makes you scream? i like to imagine a bit of both
@bautistajldb8 ай бұрын
all your vids are bangers guys but this is one of the funniest recent ones 😂
@davidwarlock23768 ай бұрын
10:30. I'm actually with Ellis on this cause I also live in Wales, in a coastal town, and it's just a short walk to the closest beach, and have being going to it on school trips and have been travelling to coastal locales in Greece for years, that I have grown bored of it. So before anyone says anything about it, do not blame anyone for preferring city breaks.
@blazingghost99638 ай бұрын
6:33 Wait a second, Ellis doesnt understand the secret tunnel reference?...Has this man never wayched atla? If not, THIS IS A TRAVESTY
@zacharycloutier18 ай бұрын
And he had a breakdown because Jake didn't know who Hercule Poirot was
@siraan56427 ай бұрын
I have to agree with Ellis about the beach experience thing - sitting on a beach is the same thing no matter where you are. It's a whole lot of who cares. Also, if you're going to get a birthday song, you want the depressed one, let's be real. XD
@RonanTheRonin8 ай бұрын
Jake probably broke his teacup like a beer bottle and pointed it at Ellis
@a1z158Ай бұрын
Ellis, as a person who needs to constantly be doing something due to my ADHD… you still could not be more wrong about beaches
@mrIguy2126 ай бұрын
We had an old man sub French class for us in grade 7/8 frequently. He knew no French and instead told us stories about when he was a kid, like how to race pigeons. Even brought one of those old rotary picture projectors for it 😂
@DJdoppIer8 ай бұрын
Jake: You are allowed to enjoy my train stories. However, you are NOT allowed to enjoy trains! That is for me alone!
@crescentfox76437 ай бұрын
i absolutely love this game and them taking the piss out of the game is both heart breaking and funny af
@usosaito.namahage8 ай бұрын
"trains... are... my thing... okay" xD
@mathijscrox75068 ай бұрын
Jake playing Ticket To Ride is just so fitting, considering its a strategy board game about trains
@lordbradders65598 ай бұрын
Thank you again Ellis for the little song it put a smile on my face and my twin sisters when I showed her this ❤
@warotm.5908 ай бұрын
Ellis opinion about vacations is so on brand I love it.
@MidnightEclipsy8 ай бұрын
i proper giggled w/ Jake saying "Vicious V Line" but the subtitle read "Viscous"... and my imagination kicked in. 😁
@splashyatom228 ай бұрын
Such outrageous stories and yet some soothing background music from the game
@ImRomanEmpireStateBuilding8 ай бұрын
1:45 First Thought was "A Train???"
@SkeletonFriend90008 ай бұрын
2:23 Jake should have threatened Ellis to get out of his station.
@MrT_Rex8 ай бұрын
Ellis laugh is priceless 🤣
@exoticdachoo0078 ай бұрын
I'm 100% with Ellis on the beach part. If I'm going on a vacation, a beach is a beach, regardless of how nice it looks. I want something new and interesting, be it a cool tourist spot or something random like a museum where you can take your mind off of stuff and learn something new
@Off_Talamarie8 ай бұрын
If Alex were to become a French teacher… please he would only be teaching the class how to french kiss with detailed documentaries ! 😂
@Uylsses4Enc1ave2 ай бұрын
Hey Ellis, I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep-fry a turkey? Third-degree burns over 90 percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns, the turkey still tasted good!
@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__49418 ай бұрын
Ellis is rocking the pants and heels, tho. ❤ "Couldn't stop SIGNING"? You sign when you sing? My grandpapa use to cough/clear his throat like that. 😂 and then be like: "excuse me."
@SunfishJones7778 ай бұрын
threatening Jake is *something*
@hfar_in_the_sky8 ай бұрын
“The thing about life is that you just need to get the f*ch up and kick its head in.” Put that on a poster!
@nuclear_war_games3 күн бұрын
No offence to Ellis but I reckon he was born 80 years old. He's fuckin Benjamin Button!
@raptorcell66337 ай бұрын
Don't think a YT video has ever activated my fight or flight instinct until I heard Ellis' Happy Birthday.
@dr.bright62728 ай бұрын
Jonk could be an Olympic swimmer with his speed
@Krasbin8 ай бұрын
The fact that Ellis couldn't remember the name of the game actually made it more hilarious.😂
@hollowedge83074 ай бұрын
3:46 and jake has main characters syndrome?
@daydreamers_anonymous8 ай бұрын
4:10 Gabby's mum sounds f*cking awesome 🙂
@amishpark40108 ай бұрын
I AGREE ELLIS..... Sitting on a beach, either here or there is F***ING BOORING...
@Seesen177 ай бұрын
Everytime Jake goes Train Kid, I wonder if he has Train Simulator in his Steam Library.
@lostsoul26978 ай бұрын
Elis: I think steam engines are cool Jake: Stick in your lane rug boy
@avalonaura40768 ай бұрын
Pew pew pew pew ~ (The sound a fuckin' Bolter makes, according to Gabby)
@janhornak57398 ай бұрын
As omnissiah wills it...
@babygoblingamer8 ай бұрын
I feel like you guys would have a lot of fun pissing each other off well playing goblin summer camp 😅🤣🤣
@DapperGoth8 ай бұрын
5:52 i really need to stop eating while watching these
@thePsiMatrix8 ай бұрын
I find it funnier that Ellis forgot the name for the AAAA game because it shows how absolutely base-level generic dross it is.
@LegacyOfM8 ай бұрын
Aquajonk swimming like a Madman is power I never thought possible.
@theflyingwhale57787 ай бұрын
4:14 “The thing about confidence is that you should fake it til the day you die.”
@TheDisquietingNight8 ай бұрын
0:50 and this is why i have headcanon that Ellis & Gabbie are actually siblings. Like that would've explain a lot
@Joemcdowell918 ай бұрын
coming home after a game of 40k and seeing a new wpe video... today is a good day.
@fandomangel26848 ай бұрын
Ellis singing the creepy happy birthday song reminded me of salad finger😂
@Grimshawpoet8 ай бұрын
I wanted a speed pass a happy birthday song but somehow that even made it creepier
@thewafflegamer61528 ай бұрын
If people don’t get the secret tunnel reference, it is a short melody used in avatar the last airbender.
@thatweirdfriend14708 ай бұрын
That happy birthday gave me goosebumps and make all my muscles clench to the point my stomach aches, christ lol
@thomashogg82528 ай бұрын
Oh god that made me lol Ellis. Ah that clap remark. Oh gods I'm dying. Gabby and Cath responses *rofl*
@tomyorke34128 ай бұрын
Ellis just does it to himself at this point
@thebirdofhermes39868 ай бұрын
we seriously need a compilation of ellis singing happy birthday!!!
@crazygamernl53455 ай бұрын
Skull and bones indeed is an AAAA game
@TruePirateKing128 ай бұрын
The train threat was awesome XD
@michaelharder30558 ай бұрын
I completely agree with Ellis regarding beaches.
@TaqdyrXavier8 ай бұрын
The moment WPE play train simulator, there will be wars from start to finish
@kiravatheargonian3 ай бұрын
3:17 me playing elder scrolls online
@brodymorris9988 ай бұрын
I think Ellis was talking about skull and bones from Ubisoft.
@bobdoss21678 ай бұрын
I was in the middle of enjoying pizza while watching a nice vid… until I learned about gonorrhea making gloop sound. Another banger vid 😂