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@fantaguyreal9 ай бұрын
Do not translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………
@christopherbond37829 ай бұрын
yeah dont translate @fantaguyreal comment
@chasesmith52169 ай бұрын
Oh my god you guys should have a precious dress club and have Eli's wear a corset and high heels with other fashion clothing
@Arcana_zero_studios9 ай бұрын
I'm like 99% certain large scale games and game companies are using AAA in reference to batteries because these AAA and AAAA games are the cheapest and worst quality you could get.
@glitchwolf946.59 ай бұрын
Jake I think you mean a "third wheel"
@draconicdusk59119 ай бұрын
2:00 normally, I don't agree with main character syndrome, but "Shut up I'm talking" is absolutely appropriate here. Don't interupt people!
@DarkJusn20209 ай бұрын
B-but you can climb the rock from the other-
@JayHog19929 ай бұрын
@@DarkJusn2020 SHUT! PEOPLE ARE TALKING!
@fluffezic51837 ай бұрын
you can also see alex was so pissy about it he stabbed jake with his spear
@mikl123543 ай бұрын
I mean, TECHNICALLY!!! we ALL are the main character. Of our own lives
@N4g4r1d3r9 ай бұрын
0:30 can we quickly talk about how he flawlessly repeated the entire thing?
@CaptainForsyth9 ай бұрын
yeah, Too good. Who is he and what has he done with the real Jonk.
@randomsliem18919 ай бұрын
The Only Things Jonk Can Say Straight... Utter Bullshit
@Project_VideoGame9 ай бұрын
a wonky pipe can fit in a wonky hole the pipe is the thought the hole is the brain
@Mis7erSeven9 ай бұрын
You know, some words come more natural to you than others...
@swordzanderson53529 ай бұрын
I'm equally baffled why so little people are catching that. I had to do a double take
@DRAG0NSPIRIT109 ай бұрын
Jonk missing Alex with a crossbow "You missed! How could you miss?! He was 3 feet in front of you!!!"
@chasesmith52169 ай бұрын
Disney Mulan line I love that one
@JosephAVI9 ай бұрын
Gotta love a good old Mushu quote.
@Vancev99x9 ай бұрын
Also Jonk: Successfully hits and obliterates a moving target in almost pitch black lighting. 😅
@dr.bright62729 ай бұрын
He must've been smaller than I thought. -Jonk probably
@DRAG0NSPIRIT109 ай бұрын
@@Vancev99x He does weirdly seem to have better aim in the dark, like how he managed to kill Gabby at night, in the fog, in Red Dead 😆.
@MediaDroid9609 ай бұрын
“My boat has stamina?” -Dunkey
@jerbear39159 ай бұрын
Don’t wanna be a “well actually” guy but the stamina is referring to your crew pulling the sail tight for extra speed and need to rest after the stamina runs out
@MediaDroid9609 ай бұрын
@@jerbear3915 “My crew has stamina?”
@Red_Dragon_Ripper9 ай бұрын
@@jerbear3915 what he said, I played the game (skull and bones) and the stamina is indeed linked to your crew, I'm also a Kingpin in the game, which is the highest level of infamy one can get
@angusfraser-brown16639 ай бұрын
@@Red_Dragon_Ripper Is that really something to brag about?
@jerbear39159 ай бұрын
@@angusfraser-brown1663 lol nope it’s not. Anyone can reach it after finishing the endgame
@Seffyzero9 ай бұрын
Scurvy is honestly kind of horrific. Not only do you bleed out of any orifice, all of your old healed wounds will reopen and start bleeding too. This is because a healed wound isn't actually healed, it's an ongoing metabolic process that never finishes. And if you have scurvy you don't have the vitamins required to keep that process going, so your wounds reopen - which can be a huge problem, especially if you've had surgery. Literally, year old healed scars will reopen. It's scary.
@GX_Ethernal9 ай бұрын
Just what I wanted to hear at 22:35 at night 😭
@StealthTheFoxz9 ай бұрын
@@GX_Ethernal Better scarf some lemons, mate.
@KWifler9 ай бұрын
Idk if it's cuz of my illness or what, but my old wounds sometimes start to open back up after I exercise.
@kaijuarez27889 ай бұрын
new fear unlocked
@slimetank3949 ай бұрын
You're also practically rotting alive
@cindycarolina80269 ай бұрын
6:14 Alex: You can just hear his soul leaving his body. Cath: What soul? I mean the Devil, probably he wouldn't even take a bite of it.
@showme2theexit9 ай бұрын
And it came from his wife too. XD
@RhysCallinan-bv1wi9 ай бұрын
I think she's glad something's leaving someone's body, and this time it isn't one of Caths shits.
@X3H3X5 ай бұрын
You can hear Ellis in the background "Fucking BITCH!" His tone in that
@TheSchultinator3 ай бұрын
@@showme2theexit And so quickly!
@realflippy6975Ай бұрын
@@TheSchultinator cath knows him too well 😂
@azurebalmung45209 ай бұрын
Now I'm picturing Ellis baiting a hook, casting it, reeling in a fish, unhooking the fish, then making it cough up the bait so he can 'use more than 1 bait per fish'
@mattpace10269 ай бұрын
As if he'd make it past the second step.
@5t3phan8 ай бұрын
I honestly feel like the real frustration Ellis couldn't put into words there was that, in most games that have it, bait is weirdly rare - you only get like two or three pieces per significant time. Whereas in real life, the moment you catch a single fish, that's good for like 50 pieces of bait. And five minutes of going outside will probably find you half a dozen snails etc. Except in the rain, when it'll get you hundreds. But the way he fails to express that is fucking comical. It is a really funny mental image.
@X3H3X2 ай бұрын
Although he could just yeet the line back in with that fish attached, so he can get a bigger fish
@jacoblansman81479 ай бұрын
Vitamin C is mostly used to boost the body's ability to heal. Scurvy is a severe deficiency of Vitamin C and particularly bad cases of scurvy can cause old wounds to reopen.
@smokinggnu65849 ай бұрын
At somme point we're just gonna be screaming at each other when describing games. 'Hey, what kinda game is this?" "Oh, it's a new AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game from EA." "Jesus fuck, forget i asked anything.
@5t3phan8 ай бұрын
As if EA could make anything AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA quality, let alone something AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. On the other hand, considering the quality of the only AAAA game currently in existance, maybe the curve for "A"s/quality is more of an inverse parabola.
@DarkuleFox9 ай бұрын
10:37 Jake becomes an NPC that has yet to go through Beta test.
@5t3phan8 ай бұрын
Jake has become the Oblivion NPC. He already looks like one anyway (I'm so sorry, I had to)
@Halo4VsCodbo29 ай бұрын
Can we talk about the fact that jake flawlessly explained what scurvy is without having a brain fart?
@TheGreegles9 ай бұрын
He gets an A+ for how well he explained it, maybe a handjob too.
@No_OneO_N9 ай бұрын
He may be an idiot in 90% of stuff he talks about but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know some random trivia
@azurebalmung45209 ай бұрын
The "AAAA" Pirate game also has a code of conduct reminding people to be nice (despite being pirates) and has an Accept screen that says "LONG LIVE PIRACY"
@Vancev99x9 ай бұрын
I watched the video a few minutes ago. A true AAAA game. I especially like that only one tree is available on certain islands and you had a 2 hour respawn timer attached to it on top of everyone on the server farming for them. 🫠
@RhysCallinan-bv1wi9 ай бұрын
Probably while warning people not to pirate their games. The irony is so thick Jonk would be jealous.
@Ekim13479 ай бұрын
8:15 That fucking killed me as well! Can’t believe jonk was actually serious about that! 😂😂😂
@d0sky9 ай бұрын
*yes pls XL*
@TustlePlays9 ай бұрын
I still imagine that the stamina mechanic in Skull & Bones is all the ship's crew going "CAPTAIN! Captain! The sails! The sails are going to rip if we keep her going at this clip!" made only -better- worse if your ship's sails spontaneously tore to ribbons if you ran the stamina meter dry, upon which a cash store popup appears asking if you'd like to buy another set of sails.
@nicholassammons38819 ай бұрын
I didn't know skull and bones have a fallout 76 cash store. 😂
@TustlePlays9 ай бұрын
@@nicholassammons3881 it pretty much does to my understanding, just not to 'that' degree. Small comfort to whoever dropped dosh on that mess I'm sure.
@StealthTheFoxz9 ай бұрын
@@nicholassammons3881 Pardon Captain, but our sails seems to be shredded. Would you like to open the cash store?
@RyujinRazZ36729 ай бұрын
1:21 You can almost hear Gabby coming through in that wheeze. The only thing missin' was jake doing a scottish accent going "Well, tha wuz fuckin' shite~"
@astephens36009 ай бұрын
6:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You could just hear his soul leaving the body." "What soul?" I'm dying. That was so hilarious.
@bbittercoffee9 ай бұрын
1:00 Jake rolled a critical success with this one Aimed to annoy Ellis, annoyed everyone else too
@dquinnster479 ай бұрын
Jonk is WPE's spare main character.
@TheAviator853 ай бұрын
The real main character of the channel is Matt.
@NekinuOutsider9 ай бұрын
8:48 Haven't you seen plants growing through concrete or clogged roof gutters? The bastards need water and one pixel of dirt, that's all.
@jedder9 ай бұрын
One of those trees barely managing on a steel platform is the tree replacing all the oxygen Jake wastes.
@Velikatheia9 ай бұрын
The 'stop im talking' and then the seagull laugh is a great moment.
@JosephAVI9 ай бұрын
0:30 I’m surprised Jake said that all in one go without Jonking it up.
@TheOnlyOrk9 ай бұрын
"STOPIMTALKING" got me good
@fluffezic51838 ай бұрын
the fact that alex' reaction to not being allowed to interupt jake is to immidiatly stab him says a lot about him
@darthplagueis139 ай бұрын
Jaundice isn't really a disease in itself, it's more of a symptom. Mostly when something is wrong with your liver, I believe, your skin or the white in your eyes can take on a yellow or orange tint, and that's called jaundice. It can be caused by scurvy as well, but by that point it's already gotten pretty bad. The first sign is usually bleeding gums and tooth decay.
@bobsapdagger9 ай бұрын
Jake “hey look, I did this to annoy El-“ Ellis “WHAT THE F*** IS THIS!”
@martinmnagell28947 ай бұрын
9:00 Ending it with "Go find it and apologize" would have been amazing.
@danidreams24239 ай бұрын
I believe "Scurvy" is when the skin stops producing essential oils due to vitamin C deficiency so the skin cells begin to die and flake away becoming increasingly itchy and constantly uncomfortable. The victim unconsciously rip's at their skin and over a long period this is likely the most dangerous part. the cuticles of the fingers and toes as well as the gums begin to bleed and eventually lose all their hair, nails and teeth. but by then they have likely already been overwhelmed by self inflicted skin abrasions that quickly become infected. Scurvy itself is not really lethal you would likely die from the infections or Ending yourself. it is however easily preventable and recoverable so like they say in the Navy "Eat your Damn Lemons!"
@akwel48169 ай бұрын
Jonk using so much of his brain power to name the box that he doenst hear Gaby is the best. The fact he still spelled crOfting box while being so concentrated killed me
@Flyingdurito9 ай бұрын
6:15 - 6:23 holy damn Cath that was brutal Well played
@ethanpflederer33959 ай бұрын
4:42 scared the bejeezus out of me! God #?*! it Alex!
@silverscorpio249 ай бұрын
"Is scurvy the the DLC for jaundice?" -- Joke
@leenotaf9 ай бұрын
7:23 omg I can’t believe my bits comment thingymahoo made it to the funny moments video😭
@GUNUFofficial8 ай бұрын
Don't worry guys, if you come across dennis hopper on a rusty oil boat with his cult, all you need is to get kevin costner with gills to defeat him.
@KisekiFan9 ай бұрын
4:46 the subtle subscribe message.
@89Enno9 ай бұрын
10:36 Jake's reaction time there reminds me of the first generation of Amazon Alexa 🤣🤣🤣
@DapperGoth8 ай бұрын
3:12 my favourite bit
@stevenseelig9459 ай бұрын
10:22 Wasn't expecting a surprise appearance from Beavis and Butthead in this video
@AttilaReeves3 ай бұрын
Thank you for realizing. Have a like.
@justguy-46309 ай бұрын
[8:25] Ah.. It seems Ellis has loosened his [0:00]
@thenecromancer50079 ай бұрын
Honestly Jake would be the type of troll to request an XL plug from somebody’s mother 😂
@carlosmiguelteixeiraott36439 ай бұрын
The worst thing is Jonk was concentrating so much on naming that chest and he STILL misspelled it.
@Silverfur019 ай бұрын
jonk: "i was concentrating on naming the chest and i've named it very aptly" also jonk: *names chest CROFTING MATS*
@azurebalmung45209 ай бұрын
2:01 - Jake wasn't having a repeat of the Cath Wizard of Oz incident
@gaminggladiator069 ай бұрын
Jonk’s “hello there” unironically sounds like the star wars meme, like an almost one-to-one.
@dr.bright62729 ай бұрын
These have to be the best pirates I've ever seen
@KireaPhillips_superj0ka9 ай бұрын
So it would seem…
@StealthTheFoxz9 ай бұрын
*something something Johnny Depp*
@RhysCallinan-bv1wi9 ай бұрын
But you have heard of me *Pirates Of The Caribbean music starts playing*
@tomascaro52249 ай бұрын
8:20 this part made me laugh so hard, i absolutly love Gabby and her humor
@jcgabriel15699 ай бұрын
Jonk trying to annoy Ellis at 0:44, ends up annoying not just Ellis, but also Gabby and Cath...
@dallaskuro76209 ай бұрын
I am very impressed that Jake asked "does anyone have wood?" and no one made a dirty joke! XD
@Robert_Rankin9 ай бұрын
Not even 13 seconds and somethings all ready on fire. This is gonna be a good one 😂
@specs66377 ай бұрын
00:30 beautifully done Jake
@mrmeloneez17659 ай бұрын
i can bet that there will be a roasting compilation id just like to know when
@ben_hexagon20774 ай бұрын
6:13 from this point, the burn. So severe, I started to wheeze
@davewatterson58109 ай бұрын
The fact that his wife Burned him that bad is hilarious 😂
@malice60819 ай бұрын
6:13 it’s normally a turtle runs off with your hotdog slice. We kept a ziploc of hotdogs in the fridge to be sliced up for fishing bait. We caught sunnies, turtles, pikes, bass
@Freeze-n-Frost4 ай бұрын
4:38 was like that one Terroriser moment on the Minecraft Purge SMP LMAO
@starkiller1829 ай бұрын
I know the game list of you guys is really long, but i really want to see you play helldivers 2, because the amount of times you guys will blow each other up will be more often then in any compilation out there. Also you should all use the arc thrower, because its really good and definetly not because its the best way to "accidently" kill your teammates. Great video by the way :D
@GrimalkinKingofCats9 ай бұрын
That ending was 100% oblivion tier dialogue
@gamestorm049 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I caught this live, so many moments that I knew would end up in the video
@akantiia9 ай бұрын
The burns are unreal, do you guys need some ice? 😂
@puppup79496 ай бұрын
7:04 jakes precious scurvy club
@robertlyle66219 ай бұрын
So that's why the Wellerman is bringing sugar and tea and rum: because you need them to refill your boat's stamina. Perfect sense. 10/10 game.
@ddrumvds91429 ай бұрын
10:37 this is what I imagine jonk is like on a daily basis 😂😂😂😂
@MrCakerape9 ай бұрын
4:22 As a man from Glasgow i can confirm that it is indeed "Spare prick" around these parts
@italicjungle797_vods24 ай бұрын
So I can’t quite remember but from what I can recall from Skull and Bones, the stamina bar is tied to your crew, and they manage the “travel speed” for the game and they get tired from pulling on ropes or something, and you can give them food to gain 50% stamina regen which is so dumb considering it uses the same mechanics from AC4, and that game didn’t have a stamina bar
@Kaji58149 ай бұрын
So glad I stumbled onto this channel. This is the friend group I *wish* I had. XD
@itsamepersonio73389 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the Plouch, the ultimate ship home furniture item
@andrewwilcke93789 ай бұрын
0:33 How in the Actual hell did jonk say that without messing up?
@jedder9 ай бұрын
Amateur fisher math: > 1 bait = 1 fish > On average, if the fish are really biting, at least 5 fish that bite will escape you hook in every half-hour; 2 will steal the bait as well. > Assume at least 3 fish in a pond/lake are a-holes that will nibble the bait off if you're not paying attention. Also assume they will return to your spot if you don't move. > If casting off-shore, your hook will snag on heavy debris at least one time you reel in. Your hook is mangled, your bait is obliterated. > Include a multiplier if the a-hole fish and heavy debris don't teach you that your fishing spot sucks. > Every 15 minutes nothing bites, you replace the bait thinking the fish don't want it. > You go to the store for bait, which sells tiny tubs or buckets of the stuff, and you end up not using it all. > You improvise with bread or store meat, and save some money cuz you can eat what you don't feed the fish. > Your buddy is a better fisher, and you quit after watching them catch 10 and you catch nothing.
@StealthTheFoxz9 ай бұрын
We'll hoard this knowledge like gold.
@AlienCookie3609 ай бұрын
6:18 I didn't know Ellis was a ginger.
@thesupertoffeebros9 ай бұрын
6:14, Ellis's rage here was just perfect
@danmeifan9 ай бұрын
Jaundice can occur from many things, but scurvy prevents the liver from functioning properly which is one way jaundice can occur. Other ways involve cancer, gallstones, and infections. Just for those curious about the jaundice DLC bit lol
@comradeshook9 ай бұрын
Hey there you wonderfully deranged anglophones, just wanna say thanks for being a consistent source of laughs that strain the stitches in my mouth during this particularly shitty easter. Keep on rocking.
@Daergarz9 ай бұрын
"What soul?" Jesus Cath!
@MMuraseofSandvich9 ай бұрын
Ah, WPE, the channel I watch while on the toilet because otherwise I'll piss myself laughing.
@robertcurley84063 ай бұрын
7:46 - 8:32 this entire story had me in tears 😂
@animefreak81899 ай бұрын
Poor Jake is starting to sound more and more like Gabby. Like he use to have a normal laugh, now its Gabby's wheeze as his laugh.
@EthanBorsboom9 ай бұрын
One of the funniest videos in a long time
@bobdob123usa3 ай бұрын
with the grenade i just wanna mention the explosion didn't even line up with where the physical grenade disappeared
@JimmyBonez9 ай бұрын
Personally the Beavis and Butthead impersonation was my favorite clip. Along with Cath being so sick of everyones collective shit.
@Hathaa129 ай бұрын
New merch: "yes pls extra large!"
@whiteraven95449 ай бұрын
9:44 it's worse. IIRC you need to eat(?) food to instantly replenish the stamina
@akantiia9 ай бұрын
WPE have played Helldivers (for all those saying the gang should play it), go watch the vod on the livestream archive! kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HPopaLp51mac0
@Anonymous-ss1kg9 ай бұрын
Love the "unintentional" driveby at the beginning
@isamuddin19 ай бұрын
Jake is the cutest one on their team...
@penguingamer98825 ай бұрын
Never a dull moment with you goobers
@thehiddenpyro19839 ай бұрын
8:15 What the actual shize did I hear? I’ve heard a lot of cursed shit but this? Wtf
@FlautistKloa9 ай бұрын
I mean, depending on what you use as bait, and what fish you aim to catch you can actually use the same piece of bait a few times. For instance, using cooked frozen shrimp while canal fishing as a child, I could usually catch about three little fish -- less than a foot long for reference -- per piece of shrimp. But if I used vienna sausage, I usually ended up just feeding the fish and not actually catching anything.
@Vault_tec109 ай бұрын
I’m so happy more people are playing this awesome game
@smilingmask28159 ай бұрын
7:00 hear jake and ellis talking in each others place sounds so weird to me even if only for a second
@azurebalmung45209 ай бұрын
I THINK Jonk was trying to say he feels like a "Third Wheel"
@jeffreydavidson51619 ай бұрын
God I love you guys, every time I watch your videos I bust a gut laughing
@LawfulNugget9 ай бұрын
I can never seem to catch your streams live due to my schedule but I will gladly support you on here. Keep up the great work you lovely gals and guys. PS Ellis is my favorite too. Sorry Alex.
@seanironfist88879 ай бұрын
If my son in law would give a respond like that, i would be so proud and happy with that response 😂
@albertoknoxx13099 ай бұрын
Jake had me at Hello. wait is that a song hahaha jonk brains is going smooth again.
@RoseKindred9 ай бұрын
Pro tip! Easy to win a race when you take out your fellow racers.
@crowpond36659 ай бұрын
Oh this is like a neo version of Raft with less sharks and more burns lovelay
@white0thunderwhite0thunder718 ай бұрын
Who the Hell have I discovered here!? This is hilarious!
@wifishark88 ай бұрын
That opening clip was hilarious.
@TragerM25 күн бұрын
10:15 And here we have the Beavis and Butthead part of the program....