POV: You're Waiting For Killing Floor 3...

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Ellis: "What is wrong with us today?" Today?

[@Resi1ience]

Real question, have the WPE crew ever actually done something competent in a game?

[@Boomerjojo79]

​@@Resi1iencelast time I checked no

[@kmsfriedrichdg6067]

@@Resi1ience "

[@mermidion7552]

Weeeelll, some of them play a mean game of Civ and always manage to build the great library fast xD

[@PJOZeus]

@@Resi1ienceactually yeah The stream of Jonk, Ellis and Alex on Chained Together went astoundingly well Or the Void crew on the live archive from the other day

[@takashimashou3091]

8:04 Me: "What's a palace cat? Is it a really posh cat that lives in a palace?" Few seconds later: "Oh... Pallas cat, not palace cat"

[@terra7283]

Did the same😂

[@rolfs2165]

Jake must have been on subtitling duty. :D

[@lokieleven374]

they are very hostile wild cats, that are very fluffy.

[@terra7283]

@@lokieleven374 that does sound like Gabby, maybe with a hamster zoomies personality then it would be perfect😏🤣

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"The body is round" That's all you need to know.

[@Boooiiiiii]

1:20 man this Papyrus impression goes crazy

[@MadamBlossom]

1:15 Its crazy how now you guys really ARE engaged. Congrats btw!

[@igothesilversmith]

This gameplay is exactly like working in Asda

[@64BBernard]

All they need are goats fighting in a carpark. 😂

[@dizzy0956]

On the giving or the receiving end of the bullets?

[@Starkiller5121]

A lot of the dialogue is pretty relevant to working in Asda. "Who didn't do the job that I'm meant to do" "let's all hold up here and then when it gets too bad we will run away"

[@fireblow44]

What's asda

[@Starkiller5121]

@@fireblow44 it's a UK supermarket chain

[@DemTacs]

Ellis = Chichuaua cosplaying as a sloth.

[@OctyabrAprelya]

That sounds adorable

[@Erik_Ice_Fang]

I was thinking mountain goat

[@VoltageTripwire]

9:32 Weirdest thing I've heard go up someone's backside? A Buzz Lightyear toy, where the button was pressed and the wings popped out after going up there... Definitely not the buzz they want.

[@jjohn7679]

Oh my gosh dude.

[@sparrowofthenight]

I heard someone got a flashlight in there. Bulb side down, and it was on. He had light coming out of it. You know that thing where they open up a box or briefcase and light’s coming out of it? Yeah. Worst thing I’ve heard would be a live fish with bony fins.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Barbie has also been shoved up there. Plaster of Paris (they wanted to make a cast mould of his colon. Plaster of Paris dries heavily on organic material, so they literally clogged his asshole), Tesco cucumber with the wrapper on, glasses (you know Doctors made an entire book of "things people 'fell' on"?), the corner of a bed (horny virgin apparently was jumping around in excitement, bounced onto it) and, this one I find karmic, a stripper seduced a bride-to-be, stripteased her before he was gonna shag her, slammed down on a metal stool (metal pole in the middle) as a finish to the tease and THUMP! Chair broke, pole went through the seat, pipe was laid, but not the kind he wanted. XD Honestly, medicine is stupid as fuck sometimes. :P

[@jjohn7679]

@@sparrowofthenight how just how?

[@tysonvienneau1830]

@@jjohn7679 Sheer determination

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

16:25 tip for sleep, when it’s late at night and you get that first wave of sleepiness, TAKE IT. If you don’t, *good luck getting another for like another 2 hours :)*

[@OctyabrAprelya]

MFW the first wave of sleepiness is at 8 pm 😭

[@toxicflame2894]

I try so often, only to not fall asleep in time and typically get a jolt of energy.

[@dustin202]

Sleep meds are also nice

[@keyrousse]

1. I'm all for longer vids, yay! 2. The sound that Gabby made at 1:19 was both hilarious and terrifying 3. the parts that are the most cancel-risk at usually put at the end, which - probably good thinking :) 4. I adore the style of your captions. See you tomorrow in charity stream :)

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

15:08 As the crazy Canadian that dropped a massive amount that could have been spent on maple syrup, I can confirm that Jake should be Canadian with that mouth, and with the jokes you all do? The hub might be the BEST platform for you! Especially if they have trains, right, Jake?~

[@persee8134]

@@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ where from?

[@slimetank394]

Clover sounded really offended tho XD

[@hirocheeto7795]

@@slimetank394 Is Clover a part of the channel? Like, an editor or something? I think I've heard her mentioned once before, but I can't remember.

[@executioner5654]

Jake running a train 😏

[@slimetank394]

​@@hirocheeto7795 i think she's a mod? I only know she's Gabby's friend

[@slewand1070]

Gabby doing the Wallace and Gromit theme in game and in the call was fucking hilarious. 10/10

[@mooncherrie]

i love when she annoys them with it 😂

[@jesseholder1578]

And I quote "they had to pull it out like a clowns hankie" 9:45 made me fucking die laughing at 3 am

[@doyourbest_uwu]

6:11 DAYUM!

[@kennyryan3176]

How is Alex asking why she doesn’t like healing so offensive because from what I can see it’s true

[@Toromaru_uru]

can you explain the joke? i dont get it

[@doyourbest_uwu]

@Toromaru_uru Cath's bad at healing.

[@NoRezos]

I like playing Medic and at least above average in healing people, but f**k me I can feel the burn

[@vibecentral3519]

1:20 is the representation of a cold start

[@Erik-zh7rk]

God that was awful

[@GgAJ-zf7qj]

5:00 🎶Shyewiener like a melody in my head🎶

[@Firestar4041]

"I'll believe that when a poo bag flies- *(sees Caths dogs poo bag sailing over houses)* well i'll be bagpiped..."

[@Goremize]

6:00 Ah the self healing medic that is usually the last alive and somehow is doing more damage then dps classes when playing as a healer is many peoples go-to ;D

[@MigratoryWhimbrel]

8:04 "palace" cat threw me off. I thought they meant a royal cat in a palace. Pallus' cats sit on their tails to stay off the frozen ground.

[@braydenphillips4272]

Cath saying she hurled the bag of poop over someone’s house and claiming it was the wind 🤣🤣 11:59

[@Gaminnewfie]

14:05 "..no one wants British accents..." Then, how do you explain the Xenoblade Chronicle games, Ellis? The voices are swimming with the British Isles accents! Example : Eunie being "Eunie" from XC3

[@sylentdrazer]

Yeah, shes the Bus

[@adoboflakes8473]

17:21 I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that some guy uploaded a bunch of math lessons on the Hub and actually earned from it.

[@pizza_.]

Here's what I think their fursonas would be Ellis= Chihuahua or seagull Cath= sheep or cat Jonk= Rhinoceros Gabby= Stoat Alex= Narwhal Nick= Magpie

[@wingidon]

6:32 Fun fact, Winston Churchill never actually made that speech. He wrote it and performed it for the government, but that was years after the war.

[@estaticethan1752]

6:11 Dang Alex. Thats low. But somehow so true.

[@darthplagueis13]

Just to get it out of the way, Ellis is a dachshund, not a chihuahua. Because chihuahuas are hyper as all hell whereas dachshunds are simply the incarnation of canine rage, fearing neither god nor animals that are way to big to pick a fight with.

[@Shinowino]

The gremlin laugh from Goobs about being married hits different now...

[@Littlecato001]

13:22 Cleveland brown that you?

[@ForgottenSoul3]

That's what I thought 😂😂

[@Imevul]

I'm one of those instant sleepers as well. The trick is to empty your brain. Just get comfy, close your eyes, and then stop thinking. When I was young I had lots of problems falling asleep, mostly because I either wasn't comfortable, or because my brain was reviewing the day's events in 4k ultra HD.

[@cheemster2619]

I genuinely think they could make Ellis argue on behalf of literally anything. They just have to claim he's not good at it

[@pyroman4554]

9:55 VICTORY SCREECH!

[@Iam2Derpy4uM8]

1:20 wtf Gabby? 😅😂

[@janpapai9205]

0:46 "its a monday!" Is it though? 😂

[@bluespartangaming7440]

you guys always make me laugh. love you guys. Keep being awesome

[@lawbreaker09]

3:41 Jake is wrong marker

[@hyliangamer1707]

That papyrus laugh from Gabby 1:20 🤣🤣

[@ChuckySkullHead]

2:55 reminds me of that Grant Wisler skit where he goes, "We just started!! How am I already suicidal??"

[@CRUSH40RULES]

As an Australian, I can confirm that we are loud. I was at a concert recently and when two of the singers came out to do a duet, the dude sitting next to me yelled ‘OH!’ when he recognised the song. Sounded like Steve Carell going ‘NO!’

[@CRUSH40RULES]

I listen to asmrs with British accents and they are the best! So there you go, Ellis!

[@kylevolkaert246]

1:20 POV your car wont start

[@wildkinraccoon37]

Pictured Mary Poppins getting that flying poo bag to the face and was laughing so hard I had to stop the wideo for a moment

[@InvisibleSquids]

I am very much like Nick, i lay down for bed, close my eyes, and then wake up to my alarm. Usually, no tossing and turning for hours, no extra routine. 30 seconds, and im already into tomorrow. My wife hates it

[@DarkKnightDueler]

Gabby is feinding over a marriage proposal every time its mentioned she goes crazy.

[@schonnj]

I am also jealous of people that can just lie down and be asleep immediately. I can be physically tired but my brain will be like a 2 year old all coked up on sugar. Me: "Okay, time for a good night's sleep." My Brain: "Nope, we've got like 4,036 random things to contemplate! Let's GO!"

[@Lord_potato324]

Still love the difficulty names for killing floor and how Jake forgets 😂

[@Enrique_26]

I think alex would be a hamster so when he dies his parents can put him in the freezer while waiting for the plant where they want to bury him arrives only to forget him and have a dead hamster in the freezer

[@JDM12983]

Imagine being sick enough to admitting to want to be a "fury" >

[@ArianaSparling-ti9dt]

2:51 it's like payday 2 difficulties as there is no thing as "easy" or "normal" it just goes hard, very hard, Overkill, Mayhem, Death Sentence, then last BUT NOT AT ALL LEAST Death Wish

[@rafaeldauea1296]

1:20 Man gaby sounds exacly how I imagined papyrus to sound like!!! Keep being awsome!

[@sushifox2058]

Train conductor backpack, he really is going to leave Gabby for a train at this rate.

[@foxhoundarma3]

quality advertising the day before lol

[@grimreaper3882]

FOR THE LOVE OF SANTA ON A STICK! Anyone can fix doors! The only difference is the speed! You can buy ammo! It's the big button that's saying AUTO FILL!

[@surrender_monkey]

I've played this game for over 2700 hours, every character prestige lvl 5 lvl 25. You cannot replace the doors with any character and depending on which game you are playing ammo sometimes cannot be bought in the pod. 😜 Try playing some more perhaps?

[@MegaNever2010]

"Nobody wants british accents" And earlier Ellis said he was a Warhammer fan, they ONLY want british accents! If nothing else, he could always be an ork.

[@Combat6271]

6:10 RUTHLESS and i love it

[@Daniel_TheGreg]

If you play as demo and use RPG 7 at really close range (on the head) so it doesn't explode it does 300% damage on scrakes, you will need like, 1 or 2 shots to kill it. Scrakes are resistant to explosions, and FPs and QPs are vulnerable

[@horrorofsimpson]

Awesome video👍 keep up with the longer videos, they're very enjoyable to watch

[@lokieleven374]

ellis and jake gona be singing a different tune, when alex becomes mr steal yer girl.

[@TWS-G94]

17:35 she ain't wrong y'know 😂

[@nanardeurlambda]

17:30 I think it says something about me that I wondered for a moment why they would try to stream to git hub...

[@CutestDemon]

Calling Ellis a Chihuahua is one of THE biggest insults in the damn world :' "Hmm, i think i'd be a calm, slow, leaf eating creature that doesnt do much" "Nah you're an brittle, constantly angry, shivering, tiny creature that even satan wouldnt touch"

[@justinlindfors8512]

"Satan made you lol" certain dog tuber reference

[@steve_macc]

Already watched this 4 times omg

[@Ake-TL]

Alternate fire while using akimbo pistols lets you aim using sights btw

[@hadgeron9556]

The secret to falling asleep fast is to be so exhausted at the end of the day that you can barely walk to your bed and if it still doesn’t work then KZbin until you fall asleep is also very good

[@marky046]

BAGPIPING?! I learned something new today...

[@dynamikenforcer430]

9:28 50 Meters, Was the lad cosplaying as a winch or what ?😂

[@darkhunter9647]

The belmont's are french.trevor belmont is voiced by richard armitage.

[@kaiberuss]

that zinger from alex about the healing was fucking genious

[@darkrush9602]

Ellis would make a very good warhammer voice actor, and they are mostly british. Just imagine a guardsman charging at a nurgle cultist screaming "For the emperor you sack of shit" in ellis voice. Also angry gabby would make a good sororitas.

[@lokieleven374]

only you can prevent forest fires jake..... * planet earth becomes a new star * gj jake.

[@Kitteh.B]

Their furry character choices are so spot-on. Especially when Ellis tried protesting his, that was PEAK Chihuahua energy!

[@Icey7405]

Whenever I think of possible fursonas for WPE, I would think Ellis would be a Western Dragon, Cath would be a Cat, Jake would be a Wolf, Alex would be a Bear, and Gabby would be an Otter

[@o.k.productions5202]

As a Canadian, 100% accurate Canadian accent.

[@robang1217]

Alex is special... in a special way 😂

[@0Faiji0]

Some floof sure will be dedicated to draw a Koi-Sona for Gabby.

[@nicholasyannaccone5696]

Who watching this after Jake/gaby proposed

[@Hypnobard6115]

Goob

[@djockeur5829]

15:16 that what just cracked me up to much

[@lexibyday9504]

Dificulty should go: WPE, Brainless, Effortless, Beginner, Easy, Normal, Hard, Suicidal, Hell on Earth, Impossible, E-sports

[@thatepicdowgster2493]

I know y'all wont see it but your videos really help when im recovering from surgery

[@williamwhite-be8nv]

Between watch you guys and kaif from salt raiders i can say as an american yall got some better jokes then most people

[@lordfordification]

Fun fact, their jaws aren't messed up from the sugar and tea, it's more due to not chewing real food.

[@airtankier3682]

That Canadian accent had me dying with laughter since I am canadian

[@a_person74]

17:36 is very true, not speaking from experience

[@painfall]

Ellis could be a Dark souls or Elden ring character, they really love having british accents in those games.

[@VI_VA.]

I think Ellis would be a great voice actor! 💙

[@DragonslayerPS3]

Someone get Ellis in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. Literally everyone's English for some reason and I love it.

[@Jesentra]

"You would just have to know that like 90% of your audience would be like mid-wank" "Well, that's just like our audience at the moment anyways." I've never felt so seen.

[@glanishc8388]

Omg yes, imagine being on the hub and then just seeing jonk playing games😂

[@lokieleven374]

4:18 saving this and sending it to derphub

[@donwanna3906]

Bagpiping? That's why I watch WPE videos, for the learning experiences.

[@stanneary6748]

gabby is an actual child, she needs a coloring book and a bed time story to go to sleep

[@VdragonStudios]

16:48 Of course it's easy for jonk to fall alseep. there's no thoughts to get in the way

[@majormoron605]

Thx for calling us out, Gabby

[@TotallyCisCatGirl]

Ellis would be a snapping turtle

[@sevinsbmyname5802]

I love the airship level. It look so cool to me

[@Flyingdurito]

14:16 very true Gabby, very true

[@rosyrosethorns]

clearly whoever did the captions never heard of a PALLAS cat edit: 14:19 since america's stuck with this middle-school bully having responsibility over signing bills into effect for four more years this was a well-timed laugh

[@antmess9789]

Pallas is not pronounced the same as palace. The person in the vid said palace, which is why the captions said palace. Caption match what was spoken, not what the correct word is supposed to be.

[@ArrowTuenema]

Ellis I think you truly do underestimate how many people like British sounding characters, one of my own favourites (and many others) in his English dub speaks like a British Victorian posh boy, though I may be biased as a British person myself lmao

[@hawlkman]

I have not played killing floor 2 in a very long time but I still like the game quite a lot, my only issue with it is how long it takes to load the game, once the first load is done its fast but that first load take like 10 - 20 mins. I need to upgrade from an HDD.

[@ThornRaven]

so whats the story of killing floor games? scientists created zombie army, in the end lost control of them? ps love you guys, always view your old vids while driving to keep me awake and background noise for.... stuff haha

[@Evil409]

5:20 I can't believe they brought up my interaction with Gabby from my dreams

[@gasparkalashnikov8870]

3:04 no no, his got a point