Plaguemosis Gripesia -- when that affinity for that quirky but cute animal takes an uncomfortable turn.
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown6 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sleepofgiants4106 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna blow Clemps.." Here we go.
@unclebayou536 жыл бұрын
Finally.
@Rivalinfantry6 жыл бұрын
New Patreon tier
@lugialover096 жыл бұрын
"Cats don't have different behavior for humans than for cats." Meowing is literally a learned behavior associated with humans.
@IronicHavoc5 жыл бұрын
It's still way less than dogs
@spectacularpoopfly84644 жыл бұрын
Cats just think of us as big dumb cats
@flowerkillerXXX5 жыл бұрын
Pat : "main coon" Woolie : *"Excuse me?"*
@unclebayou536 жыл бұрын
Woolz, the insect glaive is your hunting bird.
@JeedyJay6 жыл бұрын
Oh, good - Pat is now just embracing the *Bio-Terror.*
@asdfasdfasdfasdfasd35346 жыл бұрын
8:58 I like how Pat either didn't realize what Woolie was trying to do or just wasn't having any of it. And then Woolie just gives up.
@Darkryu2563 жыл бұрын
Pat realized but he cowarded out of entertaining the bit at all
@JasynSuin6 жыл бұрын
Montezuma's actual revenge was pellagra, a disease caused by niacin deficiency; the conquistadors brought back corn from their conquests in Mexico, but they didn't bring back the method of soaking it in lime (as in calcium hydroxide, not the citrus fruit) water to loosen the hull, which also makes the grain's massive stores of niacin available. Without this process of nixtamalization, pellagra outbreaks became a major thing, with major symptoms being the three D's: diarrhea, dementia, and death.
@Abdega6 жыл бұрын
“Put the lime in the corn you nut”
@BigFingerRo6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, those 3 Ds escalate super hard.
@awsomesaucekirby6 жыл бұрын
Woolie, they do have your customizable hunting birds, they're called KINSECTS.
@C24U_6 жыл бұрын
But can it be used in tandem with his Charged Blade?
@awsomesaucekirby6 жыл бұрын
Christopher Christ charge blade is the phial one right? The kinsect is inside the blade
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat2 жыл бұрын
Well done KZbin for actually making me laugh even harder by putting an ad *right* after Pat said “Maine-coon”
@pirateking561286 жыл бұрын
why are they pronouncing it mi-SIG-no? Everybody I've ever known pronounces it MISSING-no.
@HerpDerpTheTank6 жыл бұрын
Okashido because it IS Missingno, as in Missing Number. It’s technically a bug where it was number ??? Because it had no number on the Pokédex.. It was a bug that they kept in the game.
@HerpDerpTheTank6 жыл бұрын
Back then the number on the Pokédex was also how the game recognized which Pokémon was generated in the code. Since missingno had no number, the bug occurred.
@pirateking561286 жыл бұрын
LuciusIngeniosus16 yeah I get that I was asking why they are pronouncing it in a way that is so obviously not missingno.
@HerpDerpTheTank6 жыл бұрын
Pat said it was a colloquialism from where they live, meaning it may not be how it's pronounced, but people from there called it that, like how people from the midwest US call Soda "Pop"
@N00BSYBORG6 жыл бұрын
Dogs generally have the same body shape too. Give us like 4 head, tail and fur pattern options like they do with palicos and you'd be able to cover a lot of dog breeds in MH. Some breeds might be a little small but it's not like palicos are the proper size of a cat either.
@WIImotionmasher6 жыл бұрын
Pat has pointed out an important point about Dogs in MonHun. Too many species that look super different. Unless of course Nintendo wants to collaborate and make Nintendogs + Monsters
@AnimeFun4Every16 жыл бұрын
You can craft the Animal Crossing event palico armor in MH4U, make your palico look like Isabelle. Or Resetti
@twahtskie6 жыл бұрын
8:55 Dear god I laughed harder than I should have...
@movingparts62706 жыл бұрын
Northern California represent!!!! My hometown was literally flattened by a massive wild fire! Woo!!!
@spacevillainy2 жыл бұрын
very pleased how poorly pats "they'll never put dog palicoes in monster hunter" aged because palamutes are fucking awesome
@HerpDerpTheTank2 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll down MUCH further than I expected to find this comment.
@Kimosabes2hot6 жыл бұрын
First rule of canada. Don't drink the water.
@omgdontstealvids1236 жыл бұрын
Fancy .Fancington I just assumed they drank pure maple syrup. Like instead of water fountains, they just have trees bursting from the concrete.
@Yal_Rathol6 жыл бұрын
omgdontstealvids123 are you an idiot? of course not. that's only in quebec and only during certain seasons. the rest of us drink liquid wheat and shrinking glaciers. i'm only half joking.
@malhekai6 жыл бұрын
They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't even know how i got here.
@NotAGoodUsername3606 жыл бұрын
Rey Mustayne Brazil is richer than Canada tho.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
No its totally fine, i drink the water and only vomit blood 75% of the time.
@scary_fu6 жыл бұрын
Boy. Do not say maincoon around Wools. I thought things were going to get spicy.
@NefariousDreary3 жыл бұрын
Lol and then Woolie had to realize that that's just the name of the animal
@AnimeFun4Every16 жыл бұрын
Man, dying Woolie is an extra salty Woolie. Anyways, about Monster Hunter, Pat and Woolie talkin bout alternate option to Palicos. They miss out some info on other obscure MH games (correct me if I'm wrong). In the MonsterHunter MMO games (MHFrontier,Online), there are bird-like pterodactyl buddies (probably early prototype to Mernos/Noios/Raphinos/Barnos) that helps you get parts in hunts, a battle Poogie actually exist, and a race of cute monkey-like creatures that are similar to Grimalkynes/Gajalakas/Shakalakas, and I actually don't know what they do but I'm guessing they do the same things as any Lynian and Melynx race does.
@SuspiciousBee6 жыл бұрын
Is it just me but Pat is getting a little, hmmm a little swole?
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown6 жыл бұрын
Not just you I see it too.
@EbonMaster6 жыл бұрын
Stop staring at his huge boner.
@SuspiciousBee6 жыл бұрын
EbonMaster Never
@Cal60096 жыл бұрын
You're cool.
@Fergit_6 жыл бұрын
Finally, the huge quest begins
@pikagammerpluspizza74784 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@Fjarhultian6 жыл бұрын
Pigs are really smart and friendly for something so delicious.
@p1ssedoffchristof482 жыл бұрын
As are humans
@godclothshango11946 жыл бұрын
Always had a preferred cat's, easy to take care of and they burry there poop.
@klinitclarify6 жыл бұрын
You can also train dogs to bury their poop! Yeah, doggos need to fuckin *run* though.
@User-VerseS6 жыл бұрын
I'm on the fence on about which one I prefer since I've been stabbed by both animals. Which is why I'm sitting on the fence with cats on one side and dogs on the other, while I wait for all of them to go away.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
I just imagine a bunch of cats and dogs surrounding you, each of them holding switch blades in their mouths. Maybe one bulldog in the background who didnt get the memo and is instead holding brass knucks.
@DarkZholt6 жыл бұрын
Monster Hunter Frontier has buddy wyverns, and the Caravaneer has a pet falcon. It can be done, but I would like to have the idea of replacing the cats with some Kobold looking doggo thingy.
@suddenllybah6 жыл бұрын
DarkZholt ... So kobolds?
@C24U_6 жыл бұрын
You can get an armor set that makes the cat look like a grim reaper though
@exodosthesoulbanish6 жыл бұрын
I was drinking the tap water in my hotel in Arizona and I was getting horrible stomach aches, switched to bottle drinks and I was a-okay
@Yal_Rathol6 жыл бұрын
Duncan Trice that isn't necessarily because of bacteria. america's infrastructure isn't well maintained, so it's possible it's bits of the pipe crumbling into your water and upsetting your digestion.
@exodosthesoulbanish6 жыл бұрын
Yal Rathol in the UK we have parts of the country when we qualify it as hard and soft water and it has a different treatment process so that might of been my issue.
@superben97846 жыл бұрын
It just me, or does Pat look kinda...ripped? What...what is this new power? Has the huge quest finally been completed after he killed the 16 colossus?
@MINEROESTEBAN6 жыл бұрын
Dude does Matt just not care about the podcast anymore? Lol he's seriously the most absentee best friend. I've gotten used to it just being a pat and wooly cast with the occasional Matt guest appearance
@mannythelazyguy65294 жыл бұрын
Oh boy this aged like wine (?)
@thirdeye96982 жыл бұрын
@@mannythelazyguy6529 prison wine
@mrben25146 жыл бұрын
Pat is Micro Ginger Bae
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ravelordnito92116 жыл бұрын
Pc monster hunter world essential mod list: 1.)Black people hair for character 2.)Doggo Palico 3.)...idk crack pipe sword?
@iller36 жыл бұрын
Orange spined G.Jagras in ripped JeanShorts that uses WAY more rolling attacks and _does it for his Momma_
@111cvb1116 жыл бұрын
Give bosses health bars to piss off the purists. Some Artorias armour cause why da fuck not. Loverslab puts dicks on some of the monsters for some reason. I'm gonna cheat a bunch stuff in to skip some stuff too lol
@ThisChannel.6 жыл бұрын
Have Devil-Jho make Star Platinum noises when it releases. Also someone mod in Brachy - *DIO* s
@ravelordnito92116 жыл бұрын
Sir Radical umm...ok.
@lukecimment-sibscrobe52056 жыл бұрын
Ravelord Nito It’s the punchline of a Clerks 2 joke.
@henrygreen20966 жыл бұрын
Just to spin a different story on Pats discussion about Triadic gaze w/ respect to cats, I was taught that cats do in fact have it. They posses that "curiosity" and "understanding" joint attention...It's just that _They and to not give a fuck_ Unlock a dog for a baby, Cats will and are ignore you on purpose most of the time.
@ArcRay206 жыл бұрын
wow, there were giant bug monsters? i never really thought about that. the shared skeleton thing yeah, i noticed that not too long into MH3U
@DrErikNefarious6 жыл бұрын
"Megalodon, Stegosaurus Pitbull"...........You have no idea what that means, do you Pat? You're just saying words.
@Abdega6 жыл бұрын
I want one!
@omrmajeed6 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me!"...
@odolowa16 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for a few months from now when Woolie pedantically says "I never said I hate cats. Just that liking cats is because of chemicals caused by bacteria, and I think that's cool and romantic."
@C29Chris5 жыл бұрын
“ Iguanas don’t have the capacity for emotion they don’t love you “ Yeah but that’s how things go with nearly all women I meet lol.
@RocRolDis6 жыл бұрын
THey have 'hunting birds' Woolie. THey're called kinsects.
@Gei4Mei6 жыл бұрын
God, Woolies so cool
@letmeshowumypkmn6 жыл бұрын
Gei4Mei His number is soooo huge
@macfine6 жыл бұрын
Does Matt Even do the pod cast anymore?
@Dabednego6 жыл бұрын
Another chapter of Woolie explains his weird moon biases in the most confusing way
@TheCarlosCobain5 жыл бұрын
Baby crocodiles are really cute.
@seraphiim4446 жыл бұрын
The reason why people might get confused by how you say Missingno is because of the emphasis and the removal of a whole letter off of the word. You guys say miSIgno when most people say Missi(n)gNo. You guys leave out an n from the word.
@darrianweathington19236 жыл бұрын
Pat i think woolie wanted you to say that HE was the "MAIN COOM"
@DarkLordFluffee6 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is I'm a parasite EVA?
@EbonMaster6 жыл бұрын
Birds on a higher tier than Cats? Birds are like D tier bro. Even the smart ones.
@Pebbleblast6 жыл бұрын
Wrong as fuuuuuuck
@EbonMaster6 жыл бұрын
Fite me bird boi.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Crows and ravens are cool, not the wild ones that eat garbage and have a force field of disease around them though.
@Pebbleblast6 жыл бұрын
Why would you ever take a wild diseased bid hunting with you? You deserve a life of cats.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Chef BangBang why wouldnt you, they do extra poison damage.
@MrTheWaterbear6 жыл бұрын
You guys are a surprisingly intelligent and knowledgeable bunch of microbiologists :O
@chiyo-chanholocaust81435 жыл бұрын
We always pronounced "Missigno" like Pat here in Brazil, but numerous videos say "Missing - no" which honestly makes a bit more sense but whatever
@logandh25 жыл бұрын
Well it’s Missing Number, so Missing-No is correct
@generallegomacleo89866 жыл бұрын
Wow what they were talking about microbiology I watched on a TED Talk today during class!
@MrGregory7776 жыл бұрын
Hey i'm form South-America and we don't have any parasites in the water where i'm from. It's the Tropics here. The dirt is white because the rain washed away all the color from the ground.
@Abdega6 жыл бұрын
(Notices cat in profile pic) Hmm… *HMMM…*
@geneirai6 жыл бұрын
uh the tap water thing is less about getting 'sick' and more about avoiding stomach aches? like for instance there's a lot of calcium in the water where I live, and I imagine someone who isn't used to that would get a nasty gut ache if they just dived right into drinking a liter of that.
@C29Chris5 жыл бұрын
“Dude...They’re your pall.”
@joeobo13 жыл бұрын
3 years later, Woolie gets dogs in Monster Hunter
@josephrandall19116 жыл бұрын
8:55 spits out coffee
@stavarosthearcane6 жыл бұрын
9:45 The dogs Woolie is thinking of are Saint Bernards not Bernese Mountain dogs, so Pat is mistaken. But both are big fuzzy doggos so easy mistake to make.
@79c10man6 жыл бұрын
Yep it's for real I'm dying slowly over the next 50 to 100 years I'll be dead.
@GMK9VII6 жыл бұрын
cool, you guys have your website back up
@HijiriBee2nd5 жыл бұрын
Didn't this video used to be called Doggoplasmosis?
@edzim106 жыл бұрын
Pat dissed cha cha and Kyimba? Those fucks were amazing
@TheRagCo6 жыл бұрын
While pat is mostly right about shared skeletons in Monster Hunter he's not entirely correct. An example is Fanged Wyvern family includes Jagras, Odogaron, and Ziongre. Brute wyverns include deviljho skeleton monsters, Barroth/Brachdios, and Uragaan. None of which share skeletons (to my knowledge)
@theultimateonejpsx7496 жыл бұрын
I wish I had Nergigante as my pet.
@mika95782 жыл бұрын
"Dude, they are your pal"
@odinzan6 жыл бұрын
The internet's best animal genealogy podcast
@redzeppelin66 жыл бұрын
I knew the wolf girls.
@Digsidian6 жыл бұрын
Brit here. Don't think I've been to a single foreign country where I wasn't advised to avoid the water. Spain, Majorca, Bulgaria, Belgium, France. Avoid all that shit was the travel info. Especially hotel tap water (which came with its own warnings a lot of the time).
@Abdega6 жыл бұрын
Well for traveling in Europe sure, most houses in Europe are older than the houses in Canada (some houses are older than the country of Canada). Same probably goes for the British Isles However I’d be willing to bet Canadian tap water is cleaner than UK tap water on average
@jjj77906 жыл бұрын
Probably because drinking tainted water is probably the easiest way to get fucked up on a trip outside of someone stabbing you.
@de4ler6 жыл бұрын
YESS i love yall
@Cal60096 жыл бұрын
Dogs don't need no garbage parasite to get a leg up they're just good
@ViolacTrough6 жыл бұрын
How dare you talk shit on Cha-Cha! I would throw my Palico into the fire if they brought Cha-Cha back.
@introspectre77136 жыл бұрын
Pat... wyverns are dragons. What you're saying is like saying a boa constrictor is a snake, but a rattlesnake isn't a snake. A wyvern is just a different type of dragon.
@iMoD1906 жыл бұрын
in monster hunter wyvern is a wide umbrella that encompasses most monsters. proper wyverns are called flying wyverns but there are also t-rex style 'brute wyverns', fish-like 'piscine wyverns', raptor 'bird wyverns' and 'fanged wyverns' which are just wingless quadrupeds like bear and dog looking monsters. elder dragon is a classification given to monsters that exist outside of the usual ecosystem. they're solitary, nomadic monsters that destroy the environments that they move through. they're pretty much living natural disasters. with a definition that vague, elder dragons come in all shapes and sizes. many look like traditional winged dragons, but there are also unicorns, whales, manticores, and even a jellyfish.
@trustypatches40426 жыл бұрын
Wyverns aren't dragons, but wyverns and dragons are both drakes. Dragons typically have four legs and a set of wings. Wyverns are usually depicted with two hind legs and a pair of wings that double as fore limbs, like a pteradon. It'd be more akin to the distinction between a snake and a crocodile than two different types of snakes.
@deimosphoibus6 жыл бұрын
Wtf, I live in south america and i didn't even know you could get toxoplasmosis from cat feces... learning new shit everyday, thanks to the best friends.
@redkite19086 жыл бұрын
Cant see what the upper right Power Ranger on woolies shirt is. Best guess is Time Force?
@CrittersJitters6 жыл бұрын
Remember that time that Chinese dude fed puppies to a snake at a zoo, classic toxoplasmosis move.
@Drident_pass6 жыл бұрын
woolie discover more about the mythical chemicals
@WIImotionmasher6 жыл бұрын
When did you start uploading to KZbin!!?
@awsomesaucekirby6 жыл бұрын
They talking about jeremy the spider?
@hiphopguy06 жыл бұрын
I want crab monsters back in monster hunter
@maxgriggs2296 жыл бұрын
Was snake girl cursed by the island gods?
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat2 жыл бұрын
0:53 or flint, Michigan
@dynogems6 жыл бұрын
We say it like Miss-iNG-No
@keystrix37046 жыл бұрын
I usually go on rants against race/gender 'privilege' BS, but... country/region privilege pretty much is legit. Thank the stars if you were not born in some backwater region where you have to shit on the side of a street, blood sacrifices are common, and it's fine for your father to marry you, even when you're eight.
@ethans75886 жыл бұрын
Louisiana?
@Pebbleblast6 жыл бұрын
That's a cool neogeo shirt
@saltymcjohnson42376 жыл бұрын
Is matt not in this podcast?
@bodhisattva716 жыл бұрын
Clemps,Pat and Paige in the same bed?!
@coletrain31626 жыл бұрын
Just a casual reminder: There's poop fuckin EVERYWHERE.
@mobilemarshall6 жыл бұрын
cats just don't love assholes
@LeonStephan6 жыл бұрын
Where's Matt? Is he feeling fine?
@swagtasticpanda6 жыл бұрын
Leo Stephan not really. It's taxs season and he deleted all of his tax data from his pc the weekend this was supposed to roll out.
@vulkantheprimarch89056 жыл бұрын
What does toxoplasmosis even do?
@Abdega6 жыл бұрын
It’s a brain parasite, What it can do to you can basically vary between almost nothing to making the back of your eyes rot out The wiki probably explains it best en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
@amf14356 жыл бұрын
I heard it mostly makes you more courageous and slows down your reflexes, all so you can die easier from predators. Thats what does it to mice, so they can get eaten by cats and the parasite spreads further.
@atreyuflames6 жыл бұрын
For the first time I am here when their are less then 50 views
@RGcrasyRG6 жыл бұрын
I'll shit if I change my tap water with water from the well nearby. Both boiled.
@luisalonso9596 жыл бұрын
I'm win. I am no snail!!
@goodvillain10156 жыл бұрын
Speaking of pets, is Matt's snake still alive?
@vivianbloomfield36244 жыл бұрын
Monster Hunter dog is now real, [BRING ME TO LIFE] activate!
@sleepofgiants4106 жыл бұрын
C H E M I C A L S
@zeusgod1nf1n1te6 жыл бұрын
Gore magala when?
@chrislee52686 жыл бұрын
Also Woolie would be the kind of tool that uses an Insect Glaive
@timothy12476 жыл бұрын
Miss-ig No < Mi-sing No
@brian787216 жыл бұрын
Birds Woolie? Fucking birds, i dont want a supid chicken on my shoulder covering my screen i perfer a dog
@Yal_Rathol6 жыл бұрын
pat, as an albertan, your missingno pronunciation is not a canadian thing. it's either a you thing or a quebecois thing.
@UNLebanon6 жыл бұрын
There they go again. Talking about science that they don't quite understand. "There are no redwoods in California." -Pat
@edgarchpa6 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican and fuck drinking tap water
@obicross6 жыл бұрын
Hairless abomination? You talking about beerus cat? 😁
@Shiratto6 жыл бұрын
Bullshit cats are liked more worldwide. There are a lot more people I’ve heard that say they dislike cats versus people that say they do not like dogs.
@logandh25 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in your area. Worldwide cats are preferred over dogs.