Super Cold Open | Season 3 | Letterkenny

There are 5000 people in Letterkenny.
These are their problems.
You can watch Letterkenny if you want to.
Canada | Crave
United States | Hulu
Australia | SBS OnDemand, Binge (Foxtel), Prime Video Direct
New Zealand | Prime Video Direct
UK | ITVX, iTunes, Prime Video Direct
Letterkenny Official Store | shop.letterkenny.tv
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[@kevlonk]

As a Canadian, I can confirm that we carry conversations in this convoluted and crazy course, concocting connections of consonants and colourful compositions of wordplay to confuse and confound the clean-handed and cater to comedic compulsions.

[@mev186]

Definitely

[@kevlonk]

Doncha dare deliver discourse in a dull and dry daze, dealing deadpan dialogue. Dial up the drollery. Doubters should be left dumbfounded in the dirt.

[@KelKilimanjaro]

Full-fledged. Following the four before, fabricating and fine-tuning a foundation of funky flows for fun feels fantastic, forthright and unforgettable. Frankly for the fuck of it, freaks and fiends follow up with fellow freaks and fiends from five-to-final calls on Fridays with their favorite forms of fermentation, funneled until failure.

[@gordokoller]

Good gathering gents, gracious and goofy, great Gatsby gasped at alliteration as gorgeous grotesque and great as this.

[@ChildOfTheDivine]

Hysterical! Hellacious hearings honoring historical heroes have hilarious howls of horticultural humor over heaps of huge, heavenly hams and half-sized house hippos hopeful for husks and handfuls.

[@cognitivedissonance7422]

This is like the olymics for non-native english speakers. The definite proof you have mastered the language: read Shakespeare and watch Letterkenny.

[@aidsdoh8286]

Cognitive Dissonance Shakespeare is not proper english, and really, neither is this.

[@Phelan666]

Which is great because literally nobody speaks in proper English.

[@cognitivedissonance7422]

empress fluffybutt That is exactly the point. If you are a non-native english speaker, and you can understand the outliers, like the kind of speech that Shakespeare uses, or fun dialects like this, you must have a very solid understanding of the language itself. I am German, and if any non-native German speakers can understand Bavarian dialect, there is no linguistic hill they cannot conquer. Also, I usually am deeply impressed by them. Thus, olympics.

[@Dumdumdoogie]

I mean, I think learning German and then heading to Switzerland is a lot harder than Bavaria.

[@cognitivedissonance7422]

FreshPrinceofYT I think Switzerland isn't so bad, but have you heard the Vorarlberg (Austrian) dialect? I heard a song once in that dialect, and, as a German, it took me 3 repeats to understand this was even supposed to be German. I'm serious, I thought it was some kind of eastern european mix language. It's madness.

[@ThrabenValiant]

Completely underrated actors. The pure skill and determination this takes to stand in the snow and blather tongue twisters. Wow

[@skeetorkiftwon]

Their bloopers are really demonstrative of how hard this shit is.

[@jwilson544]

clearly someone isn't from up north

[@fatheraustin20]

He’s just Canadian 😂😂😂

[@Fullyautomagic]

Canadians can stand in the snow and blather aboot anything.

[@sobreaver]

I barely got the 'getting the neighboors rid of degens the other dayyyyy' correct just now, not done with this one !

[@TheChessicfayth]

V for Vendetta: We've got the best alliteration monologue you've ever seen. Letterkenny: Hold my spitter.

[@DJ4x]

I'm already... you're already holding my spitter. Hold on.

[@NotAnIlluminatiSpy]

@@DJ4x You're fucking 10-ply, bud.

[@R3V0LV3R45]

Tick Tock.

[@masterchief1992HHQ]

That’s a Texas 10-4

[@thergoezthatman7004]

Pitter Patter Lets get at her

[@Styder111]

Don't wanna brag but I helped put up that fencing behind Wayne some 20 years ago. Lived 4 houses down from the farm this was filmed at. It's a kicker seeing the farm on the big stage.

[@procarpenter1788]

Oh trust me, that fence is nothing to brag about. Totally kidding! That *is* very cool!

[@mooncake4511]

That's awesome!

[@starrychloe]

Cool! You are almost famous!

[@jgs1703]

You mean that crooked ass fencing that looks terrible? Lol

[@Gameable17]

@@jgs1703 it's so crooked because of the canadian winters push it about, this is known from my fencing experience, as a michigander with much milder winters

[@tkb667]

You can see Jared Keeso trying not to smile through the entire thing.

[@crushbent]

He about lost it after muff

[@Pamlandy2]

Do ya blame him? lol

[@TheMemoman]

A beautifully compiled declaration, enunciated fully graciously, heavenly intonated just keenly like most no other person qualifies righteously, sovereign to unequivocally vocalize wondrously, xilophoning, yodeling zest.

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

I salute you, sir!

[@noahlistermann789]

TheMemoman pure gold

[@jaredbuck7322]

Beautiful.

[@UGetThatThingISentYa]

impressive..

[@zebipbamboom6982]

Xylophoning. and you were doing so well.

[@GabeJax]

"Immunity is impossible" is an amazing line

[@kodigity]

Gets me everytime, shit goes gard af.

[@AdamEdward]

"incubate the igloo!" lmfao soo good

[@MattNeufy]

The whole run up to that line is art

[@emidom2004]

I'm a translator and back when I was a student, a teacher said everything is translatable, and I argued that some things aren't. Wish I had this video back then.

[@IAMFANTROLL]

all things are with work and effort, but sometimes the effort bar is too high to bother. I think that's a better way to put it.

[@seymourglass26]

Your teacher should have known that no translation is ever perfect. You always lose something.

[@Zamboni-ms5iq]

Holy mother of alliteration

[@Elbenzo64]

*Almighty Ancestral Architect and Adept Author of Alliteration

[@JacobJAMS2001]

Letterkenny alphabet aerobics.

[@anthonyyoung7729]

Right where my mind went lmao

[@jakenewcomb8897]

Same. I saw him on the tour when he wrote that song haha

[@YaManImCool]

I kept getting the beat in my head while reading this lol

[@hitzncritzmobilegaming9988]

Whitealicious lol

[@spaghettGREATJOB]

Blackalicious is slow clapping this, thee coldest of opens

[@tonguepetals]

Pure fucking genius, and it's amazing how they so nail life in a northern town.

[@theduck1164]

If this isn’t used to help kids understand how language devices such as alliteration can make language better, i don’t wanna be in this world anymore.

[@caroliner.7628]

Is that a wood duck in your pfp?

[@Big_AlMC]

Fookin leave then ya fookin feathered fuck.

[@theduck1164]

@@caroliner.7628 mandarin duck I believe. Unsure what a wood duck is tbh.

[@deviousj5868]

Teachers should show this to students.

[@boyo7918]

Gotta leave this world behind

[@josepharey9007]

"It's fucking freezing"

[@mikerennie2024]

it's friggin frigid

[@duuuuuudddeee]

your fit for flu in February with no fleece, flannel, furnace, or fire

[@owweenn]

the dialogue in this show is incomparable to most other things. i’ve been a film student for a while, i’ve studied dialogue and opening scenes for many different shows and movies and letterkenny still blows my mind. great actors and writers all around. this is why letterkenny will forever be a favorite of mine

[@gasd6542]

Watching Jared trying hard not to laugh makes my day.

[@roblesniak4490]

I wonder how many takes this took to get through some of these without losing his shit.

[@JaneNayes]

Pitter Patter boys!

[@miabambina7176]

Shane Nath lets get at her boys!

[@bryanbarwick5351]

This is by far the best example of alliteration I've ever seen. If I were an English teacher/professor, I would show this to my students.

[@Saltywinterchild]

Randomly came across this video in my KZbin recommendations one week ago, and that's how I discovered Letterkenny. Thank you KZbin algorithm gods!

[@nohammyadigg7483]

Welcome!

[@sbelair22]

ObviousLAY ... ParticularLAY! ... muff .. So excited

[@gilbertv1433]

Everyone: "hey!" Wayne: "that's barLEY!"

[@3rdlineplug]

As a life long hockey player and after discovering this show, I have been laughing non-stop from the beginning. Absolutely brilliant show.

[@BillOreillysDad]

this is the Canadian masculine version of gilmore girls

[@rebeccacook8149]

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that! The fast talking, the pop culture references, the bits.

[@pudermcgavin4462]

See the red green show

[@cristinadecisneros3987]

gilmore girls WISHES...

[@DGE123]

is it really more masculine

[@blackbird5634]

the men are men and so are some of the women. No whining, crying, endless self doubt and second guessing.

[@SolitaireMasta]

It's Sled Ted's time to shine, folks.

[@tangtaster]

Another tilly buddy?

[@MovieMuscle]

Go to 'er Jason Bell! The return of "Sled Ted" The Snowball Fight!.

[@zebipbamboom6982]

Because he like snowmobiles, eh?

[@redbarron90]

Well he likes fixin' sleds n' ridin' sleds n' talkin about sleds ... He just really likes sleddin' boys.

[@allysonwonderland9742]

I like the ginger more tbh.

[@jordanspencer2157]

"Illness is an issue. Influenza's implied. Infection's imminent. Immunity is impossible." I get goosebumps everytime!!!!

[@bricehart7892]

You're the best man, y'all need more seasons. I love the show. Hope to see more, all the way from Texas.

[@zinta1]

Im American and this is easily the best TV show in many years.. the trash the mainstream TV puts out does not even hold a cold candle to LetterKenny

[@mycroftwilde4742]

This is awesome. Hearing all the rap references, writing rhythms and rhymes, makes me think someone here is a rapper. From one Canadian writer to these ones: Damn, guys, keep raising that bar!

[@kortniechanGaming]

We want this in the states!!! you guys are awesome

[@tomjackal5708]

We know.

[@fourteencrows1244]

kortniechan Gaming its like our beer..you can't handle it eh.

[@kortniechanGaming]

pass one over i'll take that challenge. XD

[@thistime1483]

That's awesome, I'm glad you guys get a kick out of this too. There is a series called Letterkenny that is based on this, you might be able to find it online. Cheers from Canada!

[@corneliusscully7862]

kortniechan Gaming Hopefully you guys get it there soon!. I think the first season may be on Amazon as of late !

[@gavinpower2020]

1:02 Justin Trudeau addresses the coronavirus pandemic (circa 2020)

[@drftah]

Or how about “Each and every earthling is environmentally enslaved” 🙄 🤔

[@homeyiommi1921]

This show is really somethin' else, man. We've got something special here, boys...glad I could be a part of it with ya. Pitter patter.

[@rhdbrian]

This is my favorite bit by far. Brilliant.

[@mrgrillsmg]

I just discovered this show. I am now hooked. Been binge watching all day on my day off.

[@chXxOMERTAxX]

for real though, we need to be able to stream this down in the states.

[@imamonster108]

Toaster Apparently there's ways

[@chXxOMERTAxX]

imamonster108 I mean legally, without having to go through 50 backdoors.

[@imamonster108]

Ahh. Yeah.. Lol

[@maromi6482]

For real anyone know where I can watch the first two seasons without having to do a bunch of shit lol

[@conallthewolf5109]

Maromi 64 couchtuner

[@Beandiptheredneck]

I’m Canadian and I understood every word! This show is great!

[@SableTwoSeven]

The coldest of opens. I only discovered Letterkenny recently but I felt that chill all the way in Washington DC. In August. 1:02

[@HandToolRescue]

Moist.

[@Questchaun]

Ya ever been ta moist-i-gra?

[@tedmerrick935]

I knew Hand Tool Rescue would be here.

[@captmaverickable]

Moyst

[@smoovegutierrez541]

You never seen Moist Story and Moist Story 2 with Tim Allen and Tom Hanks ?

[@rylankinnell3622]

Squirt

[@genemadlon295]

I’ve never seen this show and this is now my new favorite show

[@MrAtaripitbull]

I can't believe I just now discovered this show !!!! I started laughing so much that my wife asked to see and now she is hooked... keep this show going !!

[@charleshill5093]

Stumbled across this on Hulu this is absolutely hilarious best show I've seen in quite some time about halfway into season 2 when I need a good laugh I sit down and watch a couple of these whatever was wrong soon goes away.

[@tretizzle]

Favorite opening of the series

[@TheK01234]

You can hear him going into the cadence and flow of ALphabet Aerobics and I love it

[@UnrelatedAntonym]

Fantastic alliterations and damn, I love the Letterkenny pace and rhythm.

[@johnathonf1]

I absolutely love you guys. Glad I came across this channel!!

[@SirReal1958]

Alliteration hitting me like a blazing barrage of bullets with a terrifying trajectory fired from a menacing, mounted machine gun.

[@DrGand]

Pitter patter boys, yall get at 'er! Too stoked for S3.

[@mikephalen3162]

I grew up in Buffalo watching SCTV out of Toronto and Red Green on local PBS. This is just as great.

[@wolfflow8972]

Funniest and sharpest delivery I have ever seen. He deserves to be in a Quinton Tarantino movie. A beast of dialects. FERDA

[@Fools_Requiem]

Took me about halfway to realize they were doing tongue twisters with each letter of the alphabet.

[@sophiathedandilioness]

I think I realized around d or e, had to go back to the beginning and listen again cause I was so awestruck at what they were doin

[@Jem_Apple]

I realised Wayne was building off of what the other guy was saying after B but it took me until D to realise he was doing the alphabet 😂

[@johnsjunkotherstories3803]

Took me 3 times to realise it

[@Licensedbeast]

New season on Canada day! Damn, that's quick

[@frobbit30]

@1:30 absolutely nails the present. Awesome show.

[@anythingmotor5081]

Never gets old!

[@QuasarVonBoom]

Reminds me on old George Carlin. Good job boys!!!

[@ebrakefml]

That's what I appreciates abouts this show.

[@jeffreywhite8089]

Is that what you appreciates abouts it?

[@zanderblankenship3849]

Take about 20% off there, good buddy.

[@notsoperfect3028]

I make sure to watch this opening the first day of every winter, day late this year

[@optimisticpoet7802]

This was one of my favorite openings of all time

[@box8250]

I think you guys should enable crowd-sourced captions. I'm in the mood for masochism, so I'd be happy to contribute.

[@danielldonnelly]

I'm dying, you guys are awesome. are you going to release an outake real of this?

[@damianrioux9246]

Ya, do that shit...

[@mchurpyderp]

What I love about Letterkenny is they just use classic comedy techniques.. just really well, in context of Canadian country

[@TheKenttt]

The writing on this show is just fantastic.

[@Xycron]

YES

[@Heartwing13]

Crave TV please put this show on dvds!

[@andrewvanderschaaf2967]

Fuck 4k, I want this on video-disc! That's real cottage watchin.

[@Quickcall]

Andrew Vanderschaaf figure it out

[@AzariahEverest]

Season 1 is out. @ Wal-Mart and best buy.

[@Vermiliongod22]

Heartwing13 Admirals fan huh?

[@shanewilliams4347]

Yessss!! Finallyyyy!!! Love everyone who works on Letterkenny, and I can't wait to see more of sexy Wayne! And everyone else! Ten ply's beware, winter is here.

[@LiamHagan]

This is relentlessly clever. Best show on television.

[@nickihere8753]

Damn... I'm Canadian enough to know that it's snowy like this somewhere... always.

[@Daynan]

How're you now?

[@Esubalol]

goodnyou?

[@jrichie333]

Not s'bad

[@ginganinja714]

Deadly.

[@twomo1]

You know your mastery of the English language is on legendary when you can state a fact and ask a question all in one word.

[@tangtaster]

This must be where the dicks hang out.

[@sarahaudrey1609]

This is so good, I can't wait for the next season 😂

[@triabunna]

the bloopers for this bit would be smoosh

[@bjbroderson1222]

The way these two talk and act together makes me wonder how many takes it actually takes to do this

[@MegaBray11]

You're just spare parts there bud.

[@milepostproductions5610]

You're fuckin 10 ply bud.

[@andrewvanderschaaf2967]

Does that jaw joggin have a point, or are you just tryin to fill the void inside your ears?

[@gmbrusselsprout]

How many times ya pulled your own horn today bud??

[@milepostproductions5610]

Oh she's bashful. Oh come on kitten I won't tell anyone.

[@gmbrusselsprout]

Feed the ducks... Distribute some free literature!

[@ontheroadwithyode390]

Tears to my eyes......happy tears.

[@kenienspann8203]

I was in tears laughing at this. This is poetry

[@aqua1985rius]

Equally impressive as it is anxiety inducing, lol!

[@ItAllGoodInThaHood]

I am from Letterkenny.......but it's Letterkenny Co. Donegal Ireland!

[@thejerg]

Would you say these guys are doing you proud?

[@heavenlycrystalsandcandles3609]

ItAllGoodInThaHood fuck ya I'm Still rockin my bunnyhug here in Ireland...not so bad now

[@con_joe5526]

ItAllGoodInThaHood - ya the video showed up in my suggested thingy and i thought it was about Letterkenny Ireland.....turned out to be way funnier

[@YeahNo]

I’d pay to see the bloopers from this. ❤

[@maluse227]

I love that my cities best claim to fame is hosting letterkenny and considering it gets down to the -40s its as cold as it looks here.

[@ssom06]

I'm from Minnesota....God damn can we relate.

[@markmorinishi]

allegedly...

[@Hiei2k7]

Well TOUGHFCKINSLEDDIN.

[@markmorinishi]

I heard it was a sick one, though.

[@jhbf]

i live in the countryside ontario and i hear this alot in the start of any farmer hick when they wanna spill gossip

[@TurboHertz]

Love the little smile when he says "muff".

[@alitlweird]

I’d love to see the outtakes from this! 😆

[@sinnedekul]

Letterkenny's answer to Blackalicious' alphabet aerobics

[@constantlypositive]

sinnedekul I came here hoping someone would make this connection.

[@jnixdorf9919]

Atmosphere - multiples reprise

[@idatethefatkid]

I love how Jared Keeto is trying so hard not to laugh.

[@matthewlentz6008]

As an American I never thought I would say this... Ok here it is. Thank you Canada for sharing this wonderful show with us. We owe you one. Back to chorin.

[@AzuraiAeon]

When will the world wide web not leave me in a wicked way. Wonderous and well - awesome, kind of like that winter trip I took to Wisconsin a week ago. Wild and white. Wonder what it's like when there isnt wet snow out and about. Wow.

[@justinmcmanus1628]

Someone please put a really good beat in this would be a dope song🤣🤣

[@safferoth]

I've always wondered if our friends north of the border pronounce the letter Z as 'zee' or 'zed' ... either way I can't wait for Season Thred.

[@GoldenZero98]

safferoth zed

[@ZimZoomer]

safferoth Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

[@Zyrexed]

Ryan Zimmerman duck* but I like it

[@bluesteel8376]

ZED. ZEE is some American nonsense.

[@upandadam90]

spare parts bud.

[@sonny8259]

Glad you boys are back! Missed ya 😉

[@zachscarbrough2727]

*Sniff* This is without a doubt, one of the most beautiful bit of alliteration I have ever seen.

[@michigandermichiganian8173]

Pump the brakes right there

[@meanmachine3453]

Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

[@bigdaddycrash]

yesyesyesyes....YAAAAAYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

[@Quickcall]

Big Daddy Crash Aww fuck

[@ramomoody8120]

One year ago I got this in my recommendations on KZbin..and as a non native english speaker I was extremely confused but also intrigued.. Now after watching the show multiple times I can say it sounds normal to me..though I don't understand most hockey talk and cultural references but god Letterkenny is a great show...Highly recommend.

[@TriceratopsUnicorn]

"Losers live life locked in their lairs, lingering lazy and lifeless, lost like legit loners while the leaders and larger learned let loose. " Didn't expect him to roast me like that, damn

[@craigcase5766]

Am I the only one who thinks Letterkenny are the characters of Southpark grownup

[@butters4596]

Huh, I wonder what the fellas would think? Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Wendy?

[@andrewinwood5543]

I'd like you formally invite you to Australia for a slang off.

[@heavenlycrystalsandcandles3609]

Andrew Inwood fucken eh bring your bunnyhug and a few Pils withya

[@sarahwalker4494]

Now thats something I'd like to see

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

We already know your talents. We fold in advance. --- Canada

[@andrewinwood5543]

@@heavenlycrystalsandcandles3609 Listen here, sunbeam, you couldn't hit the floor with a belly full of chunder, so put on your dancing boots and twinkle toes yourself off into the twilight.. :)

[@heavenlycrystalsandcandles3609]

@@andrewinwood5543 lol I like the twinkle toes..hahaha. just deadly eh

[@chaseman113]

Warms my heart seeing Wayne in a Carhart. Reminds me of my youth and the scores of hicks in carhart jackets with me included. Admittedly though, way less alliteration happened.

[@CousinRoman90]

I've been waiting ever so patiently like a saint on the John squeezing a loaf. thank Christ for this, boys!

[@mirrors2eyes]

Howaraya naow?

[@mirrors2eyes]

Oh nahtsobaead

[@martin0738]

Good'n'you?

[@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550]

Deadly

[@Lindsay-Makes-Videos]

Winter is coming.

[@k.a.8494]

We need more of this. Now. Especially now...

[@kakka_karot_cake]

This ALWAYS be golden to me!

[@ZmenitBussler]

Anyone watching this in the 2019 Polar Vortex?

[@hunglikeahamster3248]

Can confirm. Only the PA version, not Minnesota, thankfully.

[@26095]

Yah, right here in MN, hey. @@hunglikeahamster3248

[@hunglikeahamster3248]

@@26095 Kinda brutal but you see much worse, right? It's 15-20 degrees warmer here currently (9°). Less difference than I would have expected. I came looking for this clip - that opener from the episode was sticking in my mind. Perfect.

[@gooberGonzo]

Same we had another drop last night bro Fergus Falls, MN #letterkenny

[@jaynutz17bam60]

I think you mean winter......