Speedrunning Gun Mario 64

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#SuperMario #Alpharad #Speedrun
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SUBMIT YOUR OWN RUN!!
➤ www.speedrun.com/sm64fps
DOWNLOAD SUPER MARIO 64 FPS (credit to @MixMorris)
➤ mixmorris.itch.io/super-mario...
BASED PIONEER OF THE SPEEDRUN
➤ @EazySpeezy: / eazyspeezy
LOSER POV / SPEEDRUN EXTRODINAIRE
➤ @SimplyN64: / simply
SIMPLY'S RUNS FEATURED IN THE VIDEO:
➤ 70 STAR: • Super Mario 64 70 Star...
➤ 120 STAR (Former WR): • [OLD WR] Super Mario 6...
FULL RACE VS SIMPLY (Alpharad Replay)
➤ • Super Mario 64 VS Gun ...
THE WORLD RECORD (NEW GUY) MENTIONED IN THE VIDEO
➤ www.speedrun.com/sm64fps/run/...
NEW / CURRENT WORLD RECORD
➤ www.speedrun.com/sm64fps/run/...
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Miscellaneous GFX / Thumbnail
➤ CRYSTEL: / crystei
Outro Animation
➤ NOVA1DUKE: / nova1duke
Outro Music
➤ GARRETT WILLIAMSON: / garartstudios
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MUSIC USED:
➤ Super Mario 64 Soundtrack: • Super Mario 64 Soundtrack
➤ Speed Test (SMS): • Video
➤ File Select (SiIvaGunner): • File Select - Super Ma...

[@EazySpeezy]

This guy’s skill is insane...

[@scruffytrav]

Aye

[@toystoryteletubbyism9722]

hey speezy

[@7associationfaust]

This is mine now

[@chocrush1190]

you helped a mad man. thanks for the content.

[@marmato9332]

This was a group effort wasn't it

[@TKNinja37]

"Rejected (for reason) 'ha'" has such an energy to it that I, like whoever gave that reason, can't be mad.

[@chiapetYT]

ha

[@braindead9916]

if i’d be in that situation, i’d probobly watch the entire run even tho its stupid

[@braindead9916]

@Lawrence Bwalya noone likes you

[@Jawsomest]

Rejected for autoclicker? At the boss fight.

[@gmaster2647]

"Let's start by talking about parallel universes." OH GOD NO

[@tedscheett9420]

(Flashbacks to Wahoo Mario and Speed Demon)

[@boop7784]

W A H O O

[@humanperson7198]

And then the music turns into Scatman’s World for some ungodly reason

[@lusciouslocks8790]

@Faiz Yuwawira why would I click that when I can just Google all the single furried

[@knight764]

this guy goes off topic faster the vsauce

[@CorruptedMainframe]

Can't wait for the inevitable Glocarina of Time spreedrun

[@iSPiNDiZZi]

thanks for making me question if that was a real thing or not and adding one more weird thing to my search history

[@GoNetiaMakesMusic]

@@iSPiNDiZZi Is it real?

[@iSPiNDiZZi]

@@GoNetiaMakesMusic lol unfortunately it does not seem to be

[@GoNetiaMakesMusic]

@@iSPiNDiZZi Well, maybe in the future

[@jvpro2076]

@@iSPiNDiZZi today we can speedrun spongebob with a gun

[@watersomic]

"The catch? "I'm fucking strapped."

[@dave2.077]

*record scratch* *time stops* *zoom in on face* but i've got guns

[@awesomeninja1311]

Theres 2 definitons for strapped.

[@meysadieni7453]

➡️ livegirls19. com ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1618766758

[@chalobae8648]

➡️ livegirls19. com ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1618814878

[@nickrodriguez9105]

Everyone: Man, we’ve really reached the limitations of speed running Mario 64 Alpha: But what if Gun?

[@sinteleon]

Except we haven't reached the limits yet, but still. :P

[@gamerdomain6618]

"This one is a bit confusing at times and is for the worst of reasons, so let's talk about parallel universes." [Pannenkoek music] [War flashbacks]

[@thx4chrckingin]

I just thought of Terminal Montage Super Mario World

[@amberhernandez]

Then the Scatman's World comes through, and the pain fades a little

[@jackofclubs6229]

[Terminal Montage Intensifies]

[@azwankelante1990]

B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------ livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《 !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618755895

[@thattommino8982]

I was expecting a Vsauce reference at that point but I was not disappointed

[@SonicHaXD]

1:58 ah yes, every "average" Walmart must have their Tails Doll XD

[@SteelCrustacean]

It's the Walmart Standard, after all. That, and allowing campers and RVs to stay in their parking lots overnight.

[@omar904]

@SonicHaXD *their

[@SonicHaXD]

@@omar904 Thanks XD

[@blazikenkj]

@@SonicHaXD I don't have Walmart

[@gibraltar4841]

tails poo

[@Mikeyboyx12]

This is like that scene in the Dictator where he races against the best sprinters in the country except he has a gun so he wins

[@stevenbobbybills]

At least Jacob was shooting the obstacles rather than Simply.

[@en--9881]

that sounds like real life

[@en--9881]

@Depin Xeetry thanks for the advise ;)

[@Liverator]

Imagine being the Speedrun moderator that had to watch that Alpharad’s run. Lmao

[@draco4450]

got to watch

[@octosaurinvasion]

didn't have to watch the whole thing

[@LilacMonarch]

it take literally a second to realize it's not super mario 64. anyway they probably thought it was funny

[@WolfXGamerful]

imagine not watching the entire video

[@Spherehead123]

and they have to write a 40 page document on why its invalid

[@danielconte1348]

“The catch? I’M FUCKING STRAPPED” I feel like that’s the criminal perspective in a cop show

[@henrywhite2452]

I didn’t expect this video to be as entertaining as it was.

[@happy-senpai2928]

not fair u got alpha like

[@UnknownProfile_Name]

@@happy-senpai2928 life isn't fair :(

[@codenameloser8488]

@@happy-senpai2928What is bro blabbling about?

[@kellyklein1951]

You seriously missed out on the opportunity to call it “Speedgunning Mario 64”

[@rowley8]

Yep

[@lilchromie]

Not funny. Didn't laugh.

[@thatguywhocomments5534]

@@lilchromie funni comment I laughed

[@BruhMoment-uf2dq]

@@thatguywhocomments5534 did not exhale air from nose

[@stormtendo]

@@lilchromieyes funni. Everyone but you laughed

[@quirbiefe7544]

The fact that Pannenkoek2012 and Summoning Salt are now a required reference to understand in the community makes me so happy

[@simanolastname2399]

As well as SilvaGunner

[@quirbiefe7544]

@@simanolastname2399 The absolute trinity

[@Ikigai-64]

And Matt Turk, and Matthias

[@LosoaII]

"A man with a plan and an M16 in hand" -Alpharad, describing himself

[@chessycopter9619]

Me: the instructions make no sense! The teacher: the instructions make plenty of sense! The instructions: 10:05

[@aim2win836]

What's the song he used for this part? I've looked for 30 minutes and I couldn't find it

[@dragold456]

Not gonna lie the first bit almost sound like he was about to rap the whole guide

[@obscure_genesis]

@Jesielyn Reyes damn that's crazy but please stop existing

[@kep4468]

@@aim2win836 late but it's Nights and Reala from Nights into Dreams, probably some remix of it

[@accordimedes6967]

@@kep4468 thank you

[@bcndooz3294]

"this is the sickest speedrun game I've seen in a while, dont be shocked if this is what my future's like" - alpharad 2 weeks ago

[@apple_eater3083]

true

[@TheChimeraPack]

i knew it was coming from that

[@prronce]

Oh god the summoning salt music that's how you know it's a speedrun

[@ItsKoseph]

when the summoning salt music kicked in i knew shit was bouta go down

[@danotae]

"Let's talk about parallel universes." Wow, that was a pretty well-timed joke. *Lengthy explanation as to how Wet-Dry World stars work*

[@everett2367]

“You just kinda hold W and get the W, you feel me?” No comment just amazing

[@OchtendjasLama]

🤣

[@plummeted]

w

[@gameman3250]

pyro mains be like

[@lily-_-]

Top 10 Poets Robert Frost is Afraid to Diss

[@konkey9209]

@@gameman3250 yo dude this isn't a tf2 video.

[@catfishhotdogtape9303]

This isn’t a game. This is everyday Italian life

[@solarflare3752]

Mista approves

[@frostplays155]

Mm-47

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

American-Italian

[@thesnazzmaster]

Yeah this is just Italy with Mafia

[@MallowMaranta]

@@thesnazzmaster Mafio

[@midnalight6419]

Summoning salt music on "this is the run" Let's go

[@midnalight6419]

@FREDERICK TAY Can you not take light humor?

[@royboi034]

@FREDERICK TAY he did not evented it,but he made it iconic,to the point that when you hear that song,first thing you think is him talking about speedruns,its iconic in a way

[@fizzxp]

@FREDERICK TAY he used the music titling his run "the run" using the song summoning salt normaly uses. He has also stated mulitple times that he enjoys watching summoning salt. So thats y he used the music... cmon man

[@fizzxp]

@FREDERICK TAY No one is coming at you, you came at the original commenter. We all know he didn't make the song, he made it iconic. Thats where most of the people that know that song know it from. your first comment was unnecessary, grow up

[@discountfunnyman]

13:36 I started laughing hysterically the moment I heard the music

[@taasosdel8415]

song?

[@discountfunnyman]

@@taasosdel8415 home - we’re finally landing

[@cherrytomatovevo]

I can't wait for "SEPHIROTH: DAY 74" tomorrow!

[@spachino7351]

“The perfect sequel doesn’t exist”

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

Shrek 2: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@wampty8298]

You know a speedrun is good when We`re Finally Landing starts playing

[@rapid_]

note: he did not give shoutouts to simpleflips

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

When you only know one joke but you think it's a really good joke

[@rapid_]

@@TheEvilCheesecake yeah

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

@@TheEvilCheesecake but what about the joke number T W O

[@bb010g]

@@uhrguhrguhrg BUP

[@SirMisterMister]

I'd love a gdq event on April 1st where they take a lot of these kind of games and be like Now The Original Super Mario 64 played by Alpharad

[@kinda_sketchy]

There’s already a joke games category at agdq with this sort of stuff and I would like to see this game there

[@SirMisterMister]

@@kinda_sketchy really since when?

[@SpiritusVulpex]

@@kinda_sketchy wait what

[@Redd7206]

it is 2022 april one

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

So should we tell him that the developer of gun Mario had made a spongebob FPS called sponge glock square pants?

[@Cats4life777]

He needs to speedrun it aswell.

[@OpwzRouge]

*W* *H* *A* *T* *?*

[@speedybxi]

wow

[@pixel3182]

Yes, we need him to play it at least once, I can probably that Charlie will also play it

[@ThexdJade]

The developer of the game must just be seeing this and thinking “what the fuck”

[@Jcbpls]

As soon as I heard the classic Summoning Salt music it was instant like.

[@sunsetincorparated3644]

I swear to god if this shit becomes the next Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine I’m going to lose it

[@lilparasite3691]

imagine reading this sentence in the year of our lord 1970

[@LycanMOON]

We will do this

[@liahmmessinger3753]

I've never wanted someone to lose their shit so badly

[@RTDelete]

He wasn’t just joking when he said we need to talk about parallel universes...wow

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Hello again Caroline Parsons

[@bobbafett5175]

I mean, he kinda was, there were no actual parallel universes that had to be discussed, unlike in actual Mario 64 speedrunning.

[@disco_parrot2508]

4:03 its so nice to hear jome again

[@parzival-bo]

Just gonna say, 9:47 aged EXTREMELY well.

[@fikrialbarkah5085]

➡️ livegirls19. com ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1618760362

[@derpmaster1750]

13:57 Have you ever wanted beat a game so fast that you revolutionize gaming? That was the dream for one Gun Mario 64 speedrunner on February 27, 2021.

[@pickletheboi191]

Can’t wait for summoning salt to make speedrunning history of gun Mario 64

[@cherrycherrycreekcreekissn5155]

The music is arleady there

[@ArdorG.]

“Let’s talk about parallel universes.” *Terminal Montage flashbacks.*

[@egstolfo3554]

@Wulfgang Johnson Melee fox vs speed runner Mario where Mario goes: “ I’m four parallel universes ahead of you.”

[@shadowwhistle606]

@@egstolfo3554 and the line “let’s talk about parallel universes” came from the super Mario world speed run

[@henryfortman4735]

For the source of the quote look for "watch for rolling rocks in 0.5 A presses"

[@fizzxp]

@@shadowwhistle606 ta ansa dat, we need to talk about P A R A L L E L U N I V E R S E S

[@neexy9669]

Its killing me nobody in this reply section realises this comes from pannenkoek

[@RC-sk5rg]

I can hear SummoningSalt over Home and it would be glorious if he did a history of Gun Mario 64

[@zaep2791]

Perhaps an April Fool joke/entirely serious bonus video. Lol

[@pl3ysnontinde937]

When we needed him to most he started the best thing he has ever done.

[@memegenerator8633]

drinking game: everytime he says star take a shot

[@10thletter40]

I died, I just died

[@Shadierspider5e]

So do copious amounts of drugs got. Or

[@noragilman2643]

You know, you could've said take a sip. People wouldn't be dying, but you said shot. And now look where that got you. Smh.

[@niikoashl3yyy467]

There goes your liver

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

guys i didnt just die but instead i exploded in color

[@bvanhoek356]

The summoning salt music over the final run is just perfect. I love everything about it.

[@Snowbound1823]

3:53 dissociative amnesia moment

[@tylervue306]

Og subs know that this man does not lie when he says he’s going to do something. I once watched this man a get a 5 kill rampage in Not Overwatch and frame it on his wall

[@soni-switch5270]

I just know it from when he did Snow Kingdom jump.

[@tylervue306]

@@soni-switch5270 that too

[@soni-switch5270]

@@tylervue306 Cool, we got hearts. Alpharad is still the Ace of Hearts though.

[@tylervue306]

@@soni-switch5270 feels good

[@deebee.1542]

Well, there was that one thing with Spelunky 2....

[@bartman64]

Well done using the “Navy Seal” copypasta. I had forgotten that existed until today

[@Jal_Ei]

19:28 indeed

[@helloworld2409]

My friend sent me that in german

[@pastykake897]

I recognized it but can't remember what video it's from.

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

@@pastykake897 it isn't originally from a video, but there's videos of people reading the copypasta

[@MrGamer-rv7xm]

Hehe bartman

[@Curlorly06]

I like how he unironically wanted to speedrun this game because of its crazy glitches and speed tech.

[@knight764]

(In summoning salt’s voice) the earliest speedruns of gun Mario date back to 2020, when easy speedzy speedrun gun Mario as a joke. Inspired by him, alphrad tried it out himself, and got a personal best of 1:42:**. February, 2021. Alphrad discovered a game breaking glitch. You could interact with npcs with the RPGs, and that with good timing, you can get every gun in the game. With this new glitch, he got a WR of 42m, and that’s where the record stands today.

[@soijinruiz9492]

Alpharad: Let's talk about parallel universes. *music starts playing* Me: Ah yes, the half trigger-pull.

[@GmNdWtchr96]

Poor TJ "Henry" Yoshi...

[@KiTiCo.]

Parallel universes are cool and a headache

[@fireemblemheroescuzynot9625]

@@KiTiCo. my brains already hurting jusy thinking about it

[@That1BlackGuy]

The fact that other dude only lost by 6 stars is honestly insane

[@MrOofio64]

Simply getting disrepsected Sadge

[@mattwu2409]

3:20 Yes, I do in fact feel you broski

[@DRGON-ne7im]

5:52 Alpha: ”let’s talk about parrallel universes” add pops up Me: Oh I see

[@shinyhitomi3916]

Honestly I kind of want "extremely rapid and manic edited explanation of how to speedrun a game" to become its own genre. Like, the raw energy. I'd watch those videos.

[@punnyperson4663]

I WAS JUST THINKING "Gun Mario Speedrun when" WHY IS THIS COMEDICALLY BAD TIMING

[@randy_hato]

10:05 Me when i ask my gps whats the closest way to my destination. ok but for real i really badly wanted to TimeStamp that realquick because MAN i love that entire segment

[@GorillamanHaramba]

You know he’s serious when he breaks out the summoning salt music

[@emipictures9233]

It was so good, that is hard to believe that wasn't a TAS.

[@jonaszm5968]

Lol I thought it said "speedgunning" in the title

[@midjelly8837]

Speedgunning 64

[@lucaslennan3356]

Honestly why doesn't it day speedgunning

[@bloodmuzzle]

Missed opportunity if I'm being honest

[@jonaszm5968]

@@bloodmuzzle True lmao

[@konradheeke1296]

5:33 That Quote allone helps me so much right now. Thanks for making my day better.

[@RetroGAME]

3:56 when I saw that hole I was like: "huh, these are zelda textures.....oh"

[@moyaioffbi4810]

Missed opportunity to say “speedgunning Mario 64”

[@PokerJoker811]

3:09 Best I can come up with is "the psychopath you are".

[@MigattenoBlakae]

19:19 Unfortunately, men with “a plan and an M16” usually DO make history, for all the worst reasons possible

[@jacklagarce2976]

Why have I just now realized there are the letters “AR” on the side of the building on the left

[@randallcarissa]

I love how massive of an impact summoning salt anything speedrun montage.

[@stereotypicalgamer9743]

Easyspeezy has been real quiet since this dropped

[@_gh0ulz]

he actually commented on this video lol

[@geistincarnate]

5:49 - I'm filled with the distinct urge to watch out for falling rocks

[@NoHandle44]

17:47 "Down into my shadows."

[@deletethis5699]

Mario 64 fps speedrunning should be called... A Driveby

[@TheoMoules]

that's why they call him Clint "Alpharad" Stevens

[@bionicallyacomputer292]

4:03WOAHHHH

[@juanpabloalvarezhernandez6928]

Wow, 13:34 just like summoning salt, man i love that part, and it just makes sence

[@zernek9199]

The Summoning Salt music threw me for a loop

[@shinobuoshino1052]

Home - We're finally landing

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Shoulda called it "Speedgunning"

[@MasterOfQuack]

You deserve an award.

[@instantpurple1282]

Behold, the Truth

[@reddet.stories]

this is the best comment

[@roxasnumberxiii9641]

3:40 I think it's quice or quadrice? Kinda like a quarter? And then five would be pice or pentice...? I dunno. Pentice...hexice....septice...? There's gotta be a chart somewhere.

[@daddyANOPP]

I can't wait until Terminal Montage makes a speedrun video on gun mario 64

[@Daece2928]

Wow he really hit me with that Summoning Salt music

[@christopherr8441]

Yeah!

[@banjo7705]

Alpharad: Let's talk about parallel universes. terminalmontage fans: yeaaaaaaa

[@generalbacon7476]

Haaa ya

[@rako1389]

parallel universes is a joke from a video from a guy called pannenkoek not terminal montage

[@bridgeseller7004]

@@rako1389 Well, it was popularized by TM, so... More people know him than pan.

[@BroadwayBrittany]

@@bridgeseller7004 Terminal Montage himself was parodying pannenkoek’s video

[@bridgeseller7004]

@@BroadwayBrittany That... Doesn't contradict what I've said?

[@sasukuto]

"This was the run." Summoning Salts theme song starts playing. Thats how you know its the good shit!

[@Nawe19]

I cannot believe he missed the opportunity to call this video "Speedgunning Mario 64"

[@henrycutright3080]

For his neutral special, he wields a gun, a sniper, a bazooka, and an m16

[@sbrensbeve7982]

Ah, a charged neutral B

[@emojifr...]

@@sbrensbeve7982 no its all his specials

[@AtypicalStart]

Chao garden for mobile day 1

[@mranxiety9995]

Gun mario 64 for rivals of aether

[@Juan_Star]

*and his final Smash,auto clicker,shoots 4000% faster for 60 seconds*

[@samueld8413]

"I shit-a you not Luigi, he's got a sniper rifle! He's-a called Koopa de Quickscoper! Funniest shit I've ever seen!" "Not as funny as-a de fact that Bowser's health bar goes-a behind his-a head, Mario"

[@jonathanalfano3941]

I like how he compared this game to Battle for Bikini Bottom and then Sponge Glock Squarepants is one of the next games he plays through

[@ghosty4278]

13:34 “And that’s where the record (kind of) stands today”

[@theaverage1962]

Id love to see this become an actually world wide thing, people constantly finding different routes and glitches to obtain the fastest speed.

[@rodrickplum2989]

If you play this at GDQ you have to get mixmorris on the couch.

[@danbed03]

Well if anybody is curious, the name of the music at 10:05 is "nights into dreams ost: nights and reala"

[@danbed03]

Credit to rickxhoshinji for pointing this out (he really was the only comment I saw to have stated the name of the song)

[@zelz3011]

"This is essentially a roblox obby with a boss fight at the end." I have never heard such true words that also hit me with nostalgia. "Frice? Fice?" I just say Fyroos? and Fyrus2 "Most known for having parents." Interesting. What a great vid.

[@thekevinator4720]

You know his fast guide might be a joke. But it’s optimal considering he covered the entire route in like less than 10 minutes. And that is a time save. Absolute madman.

[@ThatTsuiBoy]

“Is this fair? Who cares!” Wiser words have never been said.

[@bengordon2346]

The Title should have been "Speedgunning Mario 64"

[@theMathmanfr]

Correct

[@aclonymous]

2:38 …no, the bowser fights are unskippable. You can’t get to the basement or the upper floor without getting the keys from the bowsers.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Damn, I can't believe Alpharad went from being a speedrunner to being a *_speed-gunner_*

[@thepizzatime3502]

🤦‍♂️

[@iamstarstreek]

🏅medal of participation

[@eh853]

Alpharad yelling about how to speedrun a game definitely made my day

[@G94Nick]

11:02 "Do bowser, go fast, fight bowser!" I was kind of expecting "Go Bowser. Go fast! Kick ass!"

[@gwynhwyfar1321]

This video was way hype... Guess I'll have to watch it another 5 times to fully comprehend what I just witnessed.

[@ohheyitsbubba]

Somebody count how many times he said “star”

[@wooper2434]

69 times

[@lukebowlby9709]

@@wooper2434 nice

[@blazikenkj]

@@wooper2434 funy number

[@deeznuts2.034]

@@wooper2434 yeah comedy

[@bb010g]

@@wooper2434 nice

[@13nLen]

Can we appreciate Jacob's use of music? It's always impeccable

[@kay0ss]

That Scatman's World arrange of the Menu Theme at 6:08 is 🔥🔥🔥

[@kurocollie6085]

i was looking to see if anyone else noticed it haha

[@neothewuski7544]

This was and will always be the greatest speedrun tutorial of all time, hands down