Super Powers Tierlist

A video about my opinions on super hero powers and how I would rank them
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Super Powers tier list Transcript:
Ever wondered which super power is the most useful and how they compare based on my own arbitrary opinions? Well luckily for you today we are going to ranking different super powers and putting them into a tierlist. Our tierlist has 5 tiers ranging cursed powers which are powers that as the name implies are cursed for whatever reason, Lame powers which are super powers which I think suck for a variety of different reasons, Nuetral powers which are powers that either don’t really make much of a difference or are kinda useless. Good powers which are powers that are useful and would be cool to have and Super super powers which are for the S tier powers that give you immense power or control. Starting off with two of my ex favourite super powers, lets get these out the way to begin with, both invisibility and freezing time have been ruined for me forever and its because of you perverts, you know who you are. You make me sick, if I ask someone if they could have a superpower what would it be and they tell me they want to freeze time, im performing a citizens arrest and having your hard drives scraped. If I had the ability to freeze time I would use it to cheat on exams or rob a bank or walk on water or something if you freaky freaks had the ability to freeze time it would get rated R expeditiously. Same for invisibility one guy who supposedly actually had invisibility was Faust from the German folktale and he used it to slap the pope and beat friars , see if you wanted to supervillain max and you had invisibility that’s what normal people would do, you guys would just go into the girls toilets and be creepmaxxing if you had invisibility, and for these reasons that’s why im going to put them both in the Cursed powers tier. Now that that’s out of the way lets get into one of the Super super powers and yes its going to be time travel. The possibilities are literally endless but If I had time travel the first thing im doing is going back to September 10th 2001, heheheheh and I think you know where this is going, im going to be at the ground floor of the world trade centres warning everyone, with maximum fervour telling them all that tomorrow at 8am there will be a pizza party on the top floor of the north tower. Ill be handing out flyers, coupons hell even tshirts about the pizza party. Now of course that’s not all im going to do ill also be going back to arrest the hijackers before they even get on the planes so there will actually be a pizza party and by the time we get back to the present day, September 11th will just be another normal day. In fact lets check the news and see whats on, (REPORTER):“Welcome to the news news station, our top story tonight, remembering the 22.7th anniversary since the day the twin towers fell for uh… absolutely no reason yes they just decided to fall in their imprint, we still have footage from the day before of a young Greek philosopher who was telling people about a pizza party on the top floor of the north tower”(ME):”oh nooooooo” (REPORTER):”his identity remains a mystery with some rumours that his name may be apathetic twig, regardless what we do know is that he is incredibly smart handsome and charming” (ME):“hey don’t forget humble” (REPORTER):” George bush not knowing what to do at the time decided to invade afghanistan because why not”. I guess is a canon event or something, regardless time travel easy super super power tier. Next we have the super powers of the fantastic four and funnily enough they are all in their own tiers. Human torch easily takes the Super super power tier, being able to control fire, turn himself into a nuclear bomb and fly is obviously insanely good, the invisisible woman gets the good tier due to the fact she has telekinesis which is easily good tier, she also has invisibility which is a bonus too, and mr fantastic gets the neutral tier because his super power is stretchiness which has its uses but theres only so much you can do with stretchy skin, he was already smart before the radiation so I wont count that as part of his super powers. Now the thing is going into the cursed powers tier because really it is the most useless super power, he literally turned into a stone, with big stone fingers that he cant really use for anything, there is literally a scene in one of the OG fantastic four movies where he tried to use a payphone but his big sausage rock fingers break the buttons and he gets mad lol, they also made him extremely ugly, as a stone he could quite literally chisel himself a jawline but yet he looks like a calcified toe. I think the worst part is that he literally cant turn it off either like the other powers are cool and they can be.

[@roymustxng]

Ppl always want to freeze time for NSFW purposes. I always wanted it but for a different reason. Imagine your alarm going off at some ungodly hour in the morning, just for you to pause time and get an extra three hours of sleep. Tremendous.

[@Deartleat]

That wouldnt even work the way you think it would

[@roymustxng]

@@Deartleat mf it’s my power. How’re you gonna tell me how it does or doesn’t work

[@alexcrawford300]

Yeah but you would age faster, Cause time stops for others but youre still moving forward in time.

[@Deartleat]

@@roymustxng If time freezes so does the atoms in your body and brain, and even if they dont then the atoms in the air would freeze making it so you cant move or breath or see

[@pingpong607]

​@@Deartleatbruh this is just another "being invisible sucks cause light needs to bounce off eyeball" type shit isn't it? Yeah yeah most superpowers suck and don't work when you bring real life psychics. Like super strength and speed. But they're *superpowers*, so I'll add as many asterisks as I need to make the powers functions. Like being able to fucking move in a time stop.

[@kotzpenner]

Controlling Luck is extremely underrated. Imagine controlling every situation, winning every encounter and save yourself from every problem. Depending on mastery you could change the way isotopes decay and stuff like this. Infinite possibilities. Imagine giving you a 20 roll and your enemies a 1 every time you want.

[@Rpzz0]

That's actually a fairly good choice

[@satgurs]

how is that underrated? it's legit the most powerful superpower

[@coca-cole-a9440]

You could just make a living just by driving to different casinos and making bank

[@kotzpenner]

@@satgurs it's never mentioned in lists like these

[@viscountrainbows2857]

At some point with that power I'd just see what the limit is, to a degree not quite like jumping off a skyscraper or something crazy like that, but literally throwing away a 20 dollar bill and seeing if I can manifest 40 somehow.

[@Luken_2487]

Maybe the strongest superpower is the friends we make along the way.

[@ehannasir8464]

the power of friendship always wins i think

[@hjumn]

Fr

[@jaredrufolo2588]

talk no jutsu

[@elmariachi2979]

🤓🤓🤓

[@chickenzzila]

Glock 11 superpower

[@marconarvaez9871]

This is gonna sound dumb but summoning pillows is a very good power. Fall damage? Giant pillow. Crashing? Giant pillow. Drowning? Pïllow raft. Fire? Fireproof pillows (they exist). Getting mugged? Pillow rain. Getting shot? 9 pillows stop a 9mm. Fleeing? Summon pillows behind you to propel yourself, and a giant one in front to cushion when stopping. Flight? Same as before, but on your feet. And that's not taking into account chinese rock pillows...

[@yaboi7239]

what i got from this is that it is 1 pillow for every mm of bullet

[@LucasImpulse]

@@yaboi7239 ATF lawmaker, is that you?

[@dutchthenightmonkey3457]

Literally anything is godlike with a few seconds thought, I’m glad someone is in the comments adding powers that aren’t just obviously godhood and actually have creativity behind them

[@The_Meatslug]

and you can become a pillow seller

[@kairavpatel1392]

Well you just made it OP. I could make slapping someone really OP if I said that I can just automatically slap them five times at 200 MPH before they can react

[@justsomehungarian]

Best superpower is one that the cia doesn't hunt you down over.

[@calibvr]

cia cant do anything domestically

[@titan4257]

What's the CIA going to do about the infinity stones?

[@justsomehungarian]

@@titan4257 that's why it's the best superpower.

[@uc22_swo1p]

The best superpowers are the once’s where the cia can’t hunt you over it because they either can’t stop you. Or don’t find out about it. Either duo to the power intrinsically or by using it the right way.

[@redcrown5154]

based name

[@ZillaZilla024]

1:16 Usually not the type to do this, but I gotta defend the time freeze from the slander. I could take so much time to just sleep. Procrastination would be so much more convenient. I could take more time to think out decisions and I could make last minute test studies easy. I’d become the best Uber guy. I’d troll friends super hard. I could basically teleport anywhere. The only drawback is that idk if I age during time stop. If I age, I don’t know if I’d want it more than other powers. I understand your reasoning for it sucking, but it’s so useful. I’ll stop yapping now

[@Deartleat]

freezing time also freezes atoms and literally everything including stuff in ur brain so you wouldnt be concious, be able to see, hear or do literally anything

[@Darth_Bateman]

Power over heat is EXTREMELY underrated. heat is nothing but atoms moving. You can use it to make yourself faster, make your body stronger, or to literally just burn anything you want to the ground. Or Freeze people in place. You can even create a "Domain" by altering the heat of the air.

[@Freelix2000]

Unless it is implied that you don't have precise enough control to move atoms in a meaningful way to change structures of molecules, create sound, or move whole objects, which I think is a fair assumption because none of those things would be classified as heat. Would still be a dope power though because you could instantly boil your enemies, produce your own energy, survive extreme climates by regulating your own temperature, and cook your Hot Pocket without a microwave

[@averagegamer6831]

Coffin of the iron mountain?

[@kotzpenner]

One of these powers where the true power relies on the cleverness and creativity of the author.

[@Darth_Bateman]

@@averagegamer6831 I expanded the target to Burn The World itself. You were magnificent, averagegamer6831. I'll never forget you for as long as I live!

[@henrydao7260]

@@averagegamer6831 Jogoat

[@Brambrew]

Omnilingualism is extremely underrated Being able to speak and understand all languages has a lot of utility Problem is, most of the superhero genre hyperfocuses on offensive abilities and doesn't represent defensive or support abilities very well

[@danvernier198]

Well, it's not as if there wasn't a super hero with that exact super power in one of the bigger comic book titles in the eighties.

[@Blanktester685]

best defense is a very strong offense

[@henrynagel7175]

Not to mention speaking multiple languages is very good for the brain into old age, and can prevent Alzheimer’s and dementia

[@danvernier198]

@@henrynagel7175 but it didn't help against Cyphers only weakness, bullets.

[@Appropriatenamenumbervalid]

​@@danvernier198 thats my weakness too,what a coincidence

[@Pelipoikki]

Nuetral

[@Tomconnellybiggestfan]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yourmama4730]

First thing I noticed

[@y2kshooter]

he’s definitely brown in britain not his native country b

[@kairavpatel1392]

bro is not that bright 💀

[@capybaragaming69420]

@@kairavpatel1392 bro ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[@Barack_Obamna]

Nah fr tho I would prolly want invisibility, time-stop, or mind control 😈

[@SiberianRifleman]

Freaky Obama, next you're gonna tell me you will constantly chew gum, put it out of your mouth and put it back in.

[@ChiefTJBallout]

lock this guy up

[@Darth_Bateman]

Lock him up.

[@kmosh8573]

chill barrack

[@kingkayfabe5358]

Ngl If i had mind control i'd control world leaders to make myself Dictator of earth

[@NineHundredDollarydoos]

If I had the ability to freeze time, I would take SO many naps you have no idea.

[@Darth_Bateman]

@@NineHundredDollarydoos the prevailing theory is that you not only need to be conscious but require INTENSE focus to do so. Also, how does your time stop work? Do you “slip” into a space between seconds? Or do you “take” the entire world and stop it?

[@SiberianRifleman]

I haven't finished the vid, but I'm commenting for the algorithm, thus increasing the networth of the Trolley Corporation.

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

Honestly superspeed being both cursed and super super is a great point, didn't think about the fact you could potentially perceive time far slower than birds, wasps, anything just because of how my body functions

[@josephbolton5893]

Solid JJ has a good video about this. Its batman talking with superman and the flash about how cool super speed is, they then tell him how trash it actually is to use.

[@lafgaming5260]

The "Hey, don't forget humble." at 3:34 had me laughing so hard, and the potential name of apathetic twig.

[@Kayogin]

In Darkhold Spider-Man, Mr. Fantastic was stretched throughout an entire city and was able to hold it together, even as it was all falling apart on an atomic level.

[@randomdude9630]

shapeshifting should be super super tier because most shapeshifters also get the powers of what they shift into so if you become a bird you also get the power of flight or if you become a fly you get a faster reaction time but now imagine shape shifting into other super heros or fictional characters you would also get their powers basically making you a god who can troll the fuck out of people

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I have never watched Ben10, but this sounds like Ben10.

[@randomdude9630]

@@viscountrainbows2857 ben 10 is shapeshifting but your limited and you also need this weird watch that will prevent you from getting bitches

[@Brambrew]

Depends on the flavor of shape shifting Is it animal shape shifting like Beast Boy or only human shape shifting like Mystique?

[@youraveragerobloxkid]

@@viscountrainbows2857 the omnitrix is basically shapeshifting with presets

[@viscountrainbows2857]

@@youraveragerobloxkid So the only limit is, I need to download the presets, potentially live? At least in Ben10; freeform shapeshifting is certainly OP

[@Mister_BigCheese]

Controlling time now that I think of it is pretty cool like lets say your in an argument about who is better at dodge ball if your opponent throws the ball , not only can you catch it but you can have extraordinary accuracy with it.

[@dontknow6944]

I'd want the power to generate cheese sticks at my disposal

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Another youtuber, Aizon has a similar video to this and one power was banana manifestation. While that does indeed sound silly, you could essentially monopolize the banana industry at a whim. I mean, come on have you SEEN what Chiquita did to make their workers stay in line for those golden dong-shaped beauties? I can have that and more, but cruelty free entirely.

[@rayraydonttalktoomuch6015]

I’d honestly say time travel is cursed, just cause of the way it works you’re almost bound to fuck something up to a crazy extent no matter what you do with it

[@kairavpatel1392]

How? You can't change the future by going into the past anyways.

[@minmin8580]

​@@kairavpatel1392 umm you definitely can. Ever heard of the"butterfly effect"

[@houseplant1016]

After watching the boys, my favourite superpower is shrinking now

[@Darth_Bateman]

Ha ha, but not for Sexual reasons, right? ^^;

[@PigmanCharade1112]

Most sane take

[@houseplant1016]

@@Darth_Bateman 5th amendment please

[@Darth_Bateman]

@@houseplant1016 . . .. N-Not for Sexual reasons, right. . . . .? :|

[@crackedfrijoles6696]

No no no, that is not what you’re supposed to get out of that scene

[@pulledapartatbirth]

the way you say squirrel is so cute 😭

[@StoicStick]

Isnt that how everyone says squirrel?

[@kotzpenner]

I thought he was talking about quails at first lol, and was immediately thinking about Quail Man

[@caerdroia7530]

@@StoicStick No, its pronounced skwi-rul. Its two syllables not one.

[@caerdroia7530]

@@StoicStick I have since discovered we may pronounce it differently in the UK.

[@binglol_2345]

Imagine having infinitely able to shapeshift into anything

[@Darth_Bateman]

@@binglol_2345 But how precise is your control over that?

[@spacejambluray2591]

Flight. You could also utilize it to throw a punch harder, flying kicks like mortal kombat or run faster (which would be redundant making “heroes” like the flash moot) be a human drone spy on the unexpecting etc etc

[@KaitouKaiju]

Flash is not just a guy who runs fast and flight by itself does not give you speed regardless

[@LENZSTINKT]

Okay you got flight... but you can only fly at a speed slightly faster than walking.

[@holynder3181]

@@LENZSTINKT Just carry a bike with you if you ever want to go faster.

[@thunderspark1536]

​@@LENZSTINKTThat's still super useful, literally 0 fall DMG.

[@darioferretti3758]

best superpower for me will always be teleportation, but in a specific way, as in you can teleport both objects and yourself, in a "switch places" way, got someone you don't like? teleport their head on the moon (also no more commute time)

[@corevortex6198]

Im freezing time, robbing banks, sleeping for longer, and eating people i dont likes food

[@corevortex6198]

For invisibility I'm trolling people like pulling their glasses off, tieing their shoes together, making mimes performances seem realistic

[@limbo7459]

i would want to freeze time so i could sleep with time freezed or do homework during class or look up answers during a test, all of this would make my life so much more productive, imagine not having to waste time to sleep and instead you could just stop time? that would make it so you would have so much more time to be productive

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I would have to wonder about how it would affect the blankets and such. Like, is the rule that you can selectively unfreeze objects and entities that you wish to interact with/manipulate, or is your wrinkly sheet gonna feel like a pile of jagged rocks?

[@limbo7459]

@@viscountrainbows2857 i believe that it would be anything you’re touching before time is stopped stays un frozen, because then your clothes would get frozen too if you didnt have that

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

I wouldn't do any pervy things with time stop or invisibility. That's just evil. I'd trollmaxx instead.

[@lrw6447]

Stoic stick needs a new comments section that speaks normally

[@marconarvaez9871]

@@lrw6447U mean it's cringe when they be yapping about sticking their looksmaxxed gyatt up for the rizzler? erm. What the sigma??? Not bussin *pukes*

[@viscountrainbows2857]

If I had invisibility or time stop I would definitely partake in some Chaotic Neutral gaslighting and maybe even random good deeds that convince people that fairies and magic are real. Like, if I can be invisible and also my clothes presumably are, then I could theoretically make other stuff invisible and be like, the ultimate party trick that will have people scratching their heads for years. "See this car?" "...what car?" "BOOMSHAKALAKA" *car suddenly manifests when I take my hand off it*

[@lrw6447]

@@viscountrainbows2857 I would just mess up everything. I’d go to idk the Houses of Parliament and trash everything lol… maybe I’d do a guy fawkes… I’m escalating to terrorism my goodness

[@marco-ls9fm]

The ant man and mistique ones had me dying laughing

[@soIzec]

Apparently the Thing also has a side effect to his power that makes him stop aging at all and it caused him to love for thousands of years, and the only reason he was even able to die of old age was because Mr.Fantastic made a device that could turn the Thing into a human once a week in a year.

[@Hell_Inc_CEO]

“See how loyal the swifties are after I pull a Kanye” 😂😂

[@researcherchameleon4602]

Omnitrix is every single superpower on demand, running late for something?dial up XLR8. Forgot your anniversary? Diamond head can make a custom necklace. Need the fabric of reality changed on a whim? Alien X may need some convincing, but he can do it.

[@gappleofdiscord9752]

34 seconds no views fell off

[@BigSmoke-dp4yh]

34 seconds no original jokes fell off

[@gappleofdiscord9752]

@@BigSmoke-dp4yh actually it was 32 minutes 🤓☝

[@zaqdile]

​@@gappleofdiscord9752 I hate your name and pfp jsyk 🙂

[@vadimuha]

One view

[@im_m3]

​@@gappleofdiscord9752*Your age* no hoes fell off

[@Kunnis]

Invisibility will be top choise for many

[@theman599]

dont forget time stop and mind control

[@ehannasir8464]

i just wanna pause time to sleep longer or study longer or go into the cia building to get rid of my records, but now imma get labled a bad person :(

[@haroldbalzac6336]

Infrared would get you caught.

[@haroldbalzac6336]

​@@ehannasir8464Why does the CIA have a file on you?

[@ehannasir8464]

@@haroldbalzac6336 they have a record on everyone, atleast i think they do, might check some time later to confirm

[@divinus202]

When I saw the community post, I thought to myself that everything I can achieve with invisibility and time freezing, I can also achieve with time travelling by going back to the past to the time before I was found out and doing it better in the next iteration

[@LiterallyAM]

With shapeshifting you can do it to yourself too.

[@SeriousHistory]

the cable drawing is actually really good

[@firsttime5648]

great video that ACTUALLY PART KILLED ME i usally dont comment but man ur killing it keep it up brother

[@SpinglerSpongen]

2:36 what a beautiful frame right here

[@mxgn0lia694]

bro forgot the part where you die before you can even use the infinity gauntlet

[@jesterpenetrator]

The comics version of the gauntlet didn't kill you. Anyone could use it, and it was actually a LOT more powerful than the movie version.

[@RedHorseArcher]

You've clearly underestimated time stopping, as this ability gives you a chance to have 8 hours of healthy sleep no matter the circumstances.

[@overdriveoutershaxson1837]

Sroic Stick's ability is to be the holder of all world knowledge about maxing out harmful things

[@TakaD20]

You forgot the best neutral power: Switzerland!

[@Selqndur69]

If I could time travel, I would start studying, warp back after an hour, study again, and (assuming I keep my knowledge) I would become the smartest human to have ever lived within the span of an hour.

[@Redmoon415]

Nice video I enjoy your content I had a video suggestions as well you should do one on fallacy’s.

[@ireallycantthinkofaname4726]

Great video

[@CatvsShark]

I always had the dream that if I could freeze time I'd have the most successful prank show ever because nobody would see them coming and thus I would be a millionaire without the IRS coming knocking.

[@AAAA-sh1yz]

I used to fantasise about freezing time in class and walking out and stealing sandwiches to eat

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

if i had invisibility and time stop, i would spray paint self promos everywhere

[@killerqueenbiteszadusto1771]

If you dropped an ant with the weight of a human onto a shoulder, it’s probably gonna pierce

[@jnobile22]

I need an hour long version of this please and thanks

[@stevenreckling203]

The power of hindsight sounds useful in engineering. Every time you design something, you get to know how you should have designed it after you try once.

[@virtualalias]

I always pick healing touch powers... And for the super tier we have something called "Biomancy" where you can not only heal yourself and others, but also change their appearance.

[@thekamotodragon]

Telekinesis, but like the Telekinesis on the level of Akira (and above) is the strongest superpower imo. It's like S++ tier lol, it's just that no author or show writer has realized it's full potential when making these superpower stories. It's kinda like how the Flash gets underestimated constantly but is low key BY FAR the most powerful character. The ability to control matter or energy with your mind is so busted in the hands of a smart, well-educated person that it really isn't comparable to others. If you were skilled enough, you could make a sun or black hole in the palms of your hands or using high density matter, manipulate gravity. Not to mention no one can ever touch if you don't want them to and you can fly super fast anywhere you want, including space, since you can make your own atmosphere around yourself and also protect yourself from the effects of flying at crazy speeds. You can basically do anything if given enough time, it's MEGA OP. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk on this nonsense lol.

[@ElektronikArzt]

You forgot probably the most classic superpower, old as myth: immortality. Powerful but cursed.

[@JaMorant-c8n]

Do a part two with the powers if the black bomber

[@shinobi6497]

Wait, if were doing conservation of mass for any man, then he would be able to fly by growing bigger, as he would be less dense than air.

[@jazzwilliams7040]

I wish I had the superpower that Apathetic Twig person had back in 2001 had. Being incredibly smart, handsome, charming, and humble must be amazing.

[@gagestork]

and here I am, a person that wants time stopping, so that I can sleep however long I want whenever I want, also robbing banks

[@averagepeopleproductions7023]

Video suggestion: Boomer eccentricities tierlist

[@Scientist5803]

Stoic stick, let’s say that hypothetical the organs harvested from the nerd are for sale, where would one theoretically acquire them from. Asking for a friend of course

[@StoicStick]

Check with Bobir (my alien organ fencer)

[@theocox2839]

Something i heard once was: The second greatest superpower is common sense. The greatest is Omnipotence.

[@40hzLMAO]

the towers fell because too many people showed up to the pizza party

[@thepsychobear2362]

Reed's superpowers are super good for most situations, tbh. Want to play video games while drinking some coffee? Just make your pinky finger super dense, long and prehensile and use it as an octopus arm to drink. Want to get somewhere fast but your car's in the shop? Turn your arms into bike wheels. The road won't hurt because you're basically invulnerable. Or you could just transform into a helicopter. Need to keep an eye on your spaghetti but your kid is doing something stupid? Make your eye and eyelids into a bendy telescope and then go keep your kid from licking a wall socket or something. You also can reach anything from any point as you can stretch like 5 miles. Also Reed has super strength because of his invulnerability, which is pretty damn useful (this is how he can like catch and restrain The Thing).

[@boogrs55]

I think size manipulation would work wonders for my(rod's) self comfidence

[@NAA81-d5z]

My new favorite channel

[@joaomarcoscosta4647]

Hindsight + time travel would actually be a really good combo. Assuming the hindsight was of superhuman levels, of course.

[@ElderEagle42]

I would love to see you rank all the avengers in part 2

[@logannichols5848]

My go to power is usually the portals of spot. Also each stone is it's own power.

[@sirteddyIII]

I think human torch’s powers are good tier at best, given how flashy and destructive his powers can be, using those sorts of power aren’t going to fly under the radar for long. Forget people being on edge with you flying around as a burning inferno, once governments get involved things are gonna be messy. I’d take an ability that’s far less likely to be noticed by the general public so I can keep using it for QoL uses. Invis and time manipulation are great, but no doubt mind control is SSS tier, get any job you want, no waiting in lines, no dealing with assholes, etc. and if used carefully, it leaves no certain evidence that you have powers at all.

[@xcrowder]

the power to manipulate probability - basically unlimited power. eg (its 100% probable that i have all the powers in this list)

[@todo9633]

Oh god is that what it sounds like to british people when we do fake accents? My apologies, I have sinned.

[@blehhjh]

being a fan of stoic stick is like misspelling the word neutral

[@jakeroberts9097]

Yeah I’d be using those first two cursed powers unsparingly 🤫

[@blackgaia102]

So you’re telling me, you’ll somehow find and arrest, 3 different disguised terrorists in 3 completely different places in one day…then somehow have enough time to reserve space on the 10th floor of one of the most popular buildings in the entire city, AND somehow get this nigh-unlimited pizza delivered to the 10th floor ON TIME in New York City? You may have time travel but you ain’t Houdini. 🧙‍♂️

[@BlueHotdog-mw9ym]

Fixing two things: freezing time in super cus practical omnipotence, teleportation, instant ignition, explosion, and also ZA WARUDO Infinity gauntlet goes to suicide tier

[@leonardogutierrez3292]

If we’re talking about elasticity on Mr.Fantastics level it would be an S tier power because a lot of physical attacks can’t affect him like wolverines claws, he can manipulate the synapses in his brain to make him think way smarter, he can shapeshift his body into whatever you need, he can even make his body extremeley sense and swole and even rival the strength of the Thing which means you can always be jacked without excercise.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Timestop that works while you sleep. You get all the realrime hours while awake, but don't miss out on dreaming like regular "don't need to sleep" just need to counter aging too.

[@qlammed]

Apathetic Twig solos the entire Stoic Stick Cinematic Universe (SSCU)

[@daniellejackson6543]

7:11 Other important questions to include If your legs are normal and can break under the pressure, if you have the speedforce to prevent you from blowing up the planet by running, if can you run in several speeds or are locked between normal and crackhead speed, ect.

[@ethandailey7602]

Being able to transform into anything legit gives you every other power

[@goldenrose223]

1:33 Deadass, creep maxxing is just billion maxxing to the highest extent.

[@budgetproductions1178]

time stop, I would use it to sleep

[@TheManDude]

Bro forgot the superpower of having the attention span to read the description. That time travel plan hit me with a double wammy.

[@Pioserver]

didint wach it all yet but i know its going to be fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@domehammer]

The Thing also lives for like 20,000 years. So... you get to live a real long time.

[@hastyhawkeye]

The ability to summon food wherever and whatever you want.

[@Helpthevoid]

I might take freezing time, BUT TIME CONTROL, time manipulation is so strong, you can technically teleport with it, speed up time so your attacks are faster, slow down time so your enemies can't fight back, freeze time, TIME R TRAVEL, basically ultra instinct

[@AleK0451]

me personally i wish i could freeze time just so i could go to sleep for as long as i want and then wake up and no time has passed

[@Ridcally]

I think squirrel power is pretty cool if you can teach squirrels to bring you the best amazon packages

[@TheManDude]

9:42 Tbf, he always has to walk less than you to get in the supermarket due to…

[@rexrqc]

The problem with time stopping is that you would need to give exceptions to lots of stuff to even make the power usable

[@thesevendeadlysins578]

Personally, if I had the power to freeze time, I would finally be able to sleep as much as I need or want.

[@goodson77784]

your super power is wileyness and it's because of that demon.

[@tindekappa9047]

I like that ''Hindsight lad'' OC. Nothing like Captain Hindsight from South Park.

[@trstmeimadctr]

Super Speed can mimic literally almost every other major super power

[@Reuraku]

Shapeshifting has different levels and since you used Mystique I assume you only mean changing into different humans, but the stronger versions include: changing into any living thing and the highest level changing into anything aka freely shaping your body as you please which is honestly my favorite super power.

[@HerosEpicWorld]

New angle every time you time travel 😂

[@LDT2001]

I always wanted teleportation so I would never have to drive again and can go to other planets if i had a spacesuit

[@bisky-z3s]

Hindsight lad seems suspiciously personal lmao

[@GutterJon]

Counter argument: create INFINITE resources

[@Kestexs]

The thing is, you would instantly die if you held the infinity gauntlet. The hulk could barely withstand one snap, and the hulk is a CHONK