Schlatt's Cookie Tier List

[@tuskun3072]

if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@grqfes]

yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.

[@hazemkaram7111]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKSlg3hnqahskMU…

[@Hibernathan05]

I still miss my sister

[@commandbaker3334]

He must've been one badass fetus

[@alistair.404]

As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.

[@LtCdrXander]

Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?

[@zzyxx2112]

@@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings

[@LtCdrXander]

@@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.

[@alistair.404]

@TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???

[@magmapixel8627]

Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves

[@couchdoritos7326]

Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.

[@Maob08]

And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger

[@MandoThingz]

It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid

[@TheArtistLuna]

I love this

[@eyy8760]

Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿

[@minecraftbees8850]

bro that shit created covid

[@ragnarok935]

Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you

[@Ghost.reload]

Andrew Tate ?

[@NotTurtel]

@@Ghost.reload no

[@notanairbusa380]

Would you taste Tate’s tate?

[@ragnarok935]

@@notanairbusa380 yes. I would taste Tates taint

[@notanairbusa380]

@@ragnarok935 well good then.

[@NezzNHLive]

Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves. And making money.

[@Panknight]

No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money

[@blacknight1799]

Your poor comment section

[@SkeweredGlaive]

Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.

[@StarryxNight5]

Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves. And making tier lists on cookies.

[@LINK-is3oc]

@Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?

[@dollarstorecookie3938]

I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@hamsterman8975]

You deserved your s tier

[@bobberman4641]

You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store

[@lucyakaluckstat]

​@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa

[@samsungrefridgerator6270]

Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.

[@sithspartan6248]

That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.

[@mattisoff]

On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.

[@sithspartan6248]

@@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know

[@bramd4423]

Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists

[@sithspartan6248]

@@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement

[@Omori.]

4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly KZbinr say he likes cookies

[@AidanHg]

The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.

[@Quentino808]

I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@pastlepink131]

I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie

[@Naomi-yc4fp]

Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting

[@fluffy9071]

keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer

[@jeremypotato374]

Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man" Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@marleymccrary2027]

Every cookie known to a man

[@hazemkaram7111]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKSlg3hnqahskMU…

[@Flash4ML]

He’s a man

[@TheArtistLuna]

Shlatt is man

[@bored1103]

the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious

[@ConnerBunting]

0:06 if you listen closely, you can actually hear him struggle to lift the box

[@Marx8679]

Smartest smish viewer:

[@grumdinnerbone]

Makes sense, he can barely curl an Xbox controller.

[@angel404]

he perfectly described this cookie 4:31

[@GrayofThings]

True

[@stitchlup]

ikr

[@jackthetrainboi]

@Don't read profile photo I'm not falling for that

[@ieatmyfamily9676]

so true

[@MrRoom-pg9hg]

Hello Why is there so many bots?

[@ryleywest2899]

I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man

[@andrewpropson8464]

Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY

[@rex.6067]

Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.

[@rex.6067]

@dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie

[@Bucheria]

@@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦‍♂️

[@rex.6067]

@@Bucheria How?

[@michaelhartmann4632]

I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal

[@fivecreator9573]

My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it

[@ianxe]

The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie

[@Garfooled]

I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down

[@kapsaysin]

I also like them. I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.

[@LethalzPlayz]

Mega stuf

[@Witch-e]

6:24 I’m just gonna leave it at that

[@khaliber]

Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people” Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*

[@literallythrowing3264]

Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.

[@allpaynenoliam4208]

@@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww

[@SweatyPomegranate]

@@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"

[@rottenwalrus7103]

Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:

[@literallythrowing3264]

@@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar

[@surveyr5768]

this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.

[@Топ4ик-х9ъ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYKreGRooa58h80 So true..

[@Flash4ML]

Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man

[@surveyr5768]

@@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.

[@Funnee75]

Schlatt: hates chewy cookies Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)

[@Unoriginal____Starwalker]

Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt

[@Funnee75]

@@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites

[@alpha_9997]

I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.

[@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798]

@@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕

[@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798]

@@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference

[@bonechiller3429]

Can’t believe you did a cookie tier list without girl scout cookies.

[@sentryicl]

The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing

[@dr4x3k28]

Literally 1984

[@Fuckwadd]

@@dr4x3k28 literally germany from 1939-1945

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333]

communist schlatt

[@nexter2930]

@@Fuckwadd banned from living

[@alaptopuser]

ussr

[@doxasnike4789]

Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.

[@loafer2598]

Disgusting

[@solus8685]

Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill

[@loafer2598]

@@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber

[@justanotherguy1122]

Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.

[@hashim8135]

chewy cookies are only good home made

[@pillakilla9122]

Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy” Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”

[@perlitacatapang4582]

"178 lIKes wIThOut rEplIes?///?? leT mE cHangE tHAT"

[@jackielouise4852]

@@perlitacatapang4582 why is no one commenting ?

[@ayten-linux]

@@jackielouise4852 comment

[@ayten-linux]

@@jackielouise4852 comment

[@ayten-linux]

@@jackielouise4852 comment

[@DaRealZTY]

7:52 fun fact about the owner of tates bakeshop, the owner is a female sooo

[@thegoodguy207]

Soooo what?

[@Griffinluv]

Even better 🤑

[@thechozenone6471]

Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane." Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.

[@canaan56]

Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good

[@LEEZEREYMoe]

we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire

[@SerynityTv]

Biscoff cookies are amazing

[@Atom85825]

hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one

[@magneticmango325]

@@Atom85825another what

[@snoopuppers6319]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@SrSander]

He clearly likes them!

[@ravenshade266]

Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.

[@sicbixch]

what happened?

[@ravenshade266]

@@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

@@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.

[@marektrejo]

t his happened 3 months ago just so you know

[@MinisculePP]

Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"

[@OrangeGuy011]

"Chewy cookies are garbage" *proceeds to put the diabetic Coma Chewy Sugar Cookies in S Tier*

[@MrKonr1444]

If you put ‘em in a fridge they ain’t sugar cookies anymore but Chip’s shot’s chewy cookies are kinda bad like D tier bad because they could have them a little more crunchy and less soft but sugar cookies they do just that

[@benjiusofficial]

Sugar Cookies have the texture of dust and/or sand

[@cheesyparadise7675]

I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C

[@piqachu]

i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”

[@ryang2v]

I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@ohnobro1424]

Most stuf 🤡

[@tucker6063]

Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower

[@grqfes]

honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop

[@-Safijiiva-]

Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original

[@russellrobes9912]

when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed

[@slowwmoh]

Ok nerd

[@Spiffydubz]

Same bro

[@sheardisfusion3843]

dude tate's are the fucking best

[@aconfusedlacroix3965]

@@slowwmoh fatherless behavior spotted

[@sleepyphr0g843]

Me too, I legit put my hands up and everything

[@VladimirLemon]

Watched this just yesterday and then I came back to comment that I found out that the Famous Amos guy died today.

[@caleb__mtz]

" I hate chewy cookies" "Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"

[@dragar0th]

I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man

[@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893]

Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.

[@Топ4ик-х9ъ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYKreGRooa58h80 So true..

[@angelarias3395]

@@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween

[@pastlepink131]

naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass- taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs

[@wdecently7150]

Again, there's a trend with his tier lists. - First is always "Base Tier" - Your favorites are always shat on - He makes very valid points and very invalid points - "D for dick" - Throwing packages - Last one is always a surprise witness

[@kayawesome_12]

Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.

[@bubbles694]

Comedy

[@StorableGaming]

When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf

[@wdecently7150]

@@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt

[@fellinluv777]

we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀

[@oprx_55]

Fr

[@DiamondDemonplay]

Same here

[@Ivilce99]

Yep

[@tearlesstrout]

I swar

[@mentallyillkoi]

Ye

[@TPTuzz]

4:23 My brother brought home a bunch of Lofthouse cookies (that’s their real name) for later. I saw them and ate 9/10 cookies. He walked away for a few minutes after just getting them when I ate them. I can’t resist.

[@angelaplays]

I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence

[@jacobinator4981]

5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.

[@technetium9653]

Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list

[@elaninormous4876]

who?

[@Evesdropper]

@@elaninormous4876 big guy

[@asahel8431]

Race tier list when?

[@RandomUser11170]

I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@JBari_9]

bro he didnt even try the fig newtons

[@bigboy8766]

@@JBari_9 fig newtons are absolute dogshit

[@smood5]

Tates…nuf said

[@sportsnstuff5557]

@Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?

[@HappyBacon777]

I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.

[@crimson7000]

I despise them

[@RDhammer]

@@crimson7000same bro

[@unaverageavocado159]

I brought them to a party two days ago. Someone was licking the box clean.

[@HappyBacon777]

@@unaverageavocado159 🤣

[@ArtherMorgan-r1w]

When I was younger I would eat the black and white cookies

[@JaxonRein]

Came because Amos died. Funnely enough as soon as i clicked on the video Shlatt started talking about his cookies RIP

[@jett5531]

Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better

[@heckinboyo1656]

I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts

[@siidthekiid594]

Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better

[@person3514]

I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies

[@eoetoast]

And the red Christmas ones

[@OnceAnOcto]

Oh Fuck your right

[@thundergizmo317]

I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside

[@aidennewton]

Same

[@oliviersavard8676]

why the fuck are there cookies in my sewing kit tin can

[@kaedenratajski3620]

SAME

[@Mr.Manbat]

Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol

[@silentbehn180]

Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh

[@kikicupcake1000]

@@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.

[@bakugokatsuki1257]

Also when he talks about the gay p-

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶

[@shitter69420]

​@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵‍💫🤯

[@GoldenDonut111]

3:56 we had a kid come to our house every summer before covid (he lived in new york we lived in maine) he always brought these, this was one of the only memories i have of him before he died.

[@person3405]

Damn sorry to here that mate

[@lukekastner7453]

Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.

[@Breggythegoat]

Had the exact same reaction

[@toasterbathbombs139]

couldn’t have described it better than schlatt

[@MatthewCJoy]

Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural

[@joement9443]

@@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.

[@remf1sh532]

@@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh

[@Moon-by5ee]

The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao

[@heartlessghostman]

Dude trust me it made me crack up too LOL

[@greenboi5536]

Sameeee

[@melwo_gg]

SAME

[@alexiswhitfield1796]

Sorry guys it was me I live in his walls 🤷‍♂️

[@TurtleBoyoIsCool]

Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps

[@ionobru]

he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong

[@-cheddarcheese]

he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99

[@Gabush]

he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good

[@jocelynransom1842]

He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao

[@UncleAsmos2005]

I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy" And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks

[@dogesprite]

Schlatts chat glazes him and does what he says when it comes to cookies.

[@TheRealNigerianMikePerry]

Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"

[@TheRealNigerianMikePerry]

@@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂

[@jonathanjohnnyjoestar]

@@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.

[@temp6156]

Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.

[@mysiph]

they are soft and crumbly not chewy

[@thepestilentone]

Hol up, they're chewy? But they're soft and crumbly

[@trevdoesweirdthings]

I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.

[@PS1Walter]

chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.

[@canaan56]

@woofle7that’s just wrong info

[@seaman4610]

⁠Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?

[@canaan56]

@seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard

[@canaan56]

@woofle7 that’s cap I done it and it tasted like ashes

[@griffendenne4901]

How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately

[@HxwEKat]

Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards

[@kodacicada]

"do you call them Ranboo cookies?" YEA 😭🤚

[@WizzardTelevision]

Hot take: Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside. Not to the point of rubber but like You bite into it You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off O h m a n.

[@LtCdrXander]

Hot take: Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside. Not to the point of penetration but like You suck it. You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth. It's VERY hard, and when it explodes... O h h h m a n

[@linkly9272]

sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies

[@OmgItzCOLTON]

@@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)

[@user-js1mf7gg8t]

Do you know what hot take means?

[@WizzardTelevision]

@@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.

[@Ghostly3011]

4:30 Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*

[@breiinless]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@crazycarlos08]

They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).

[@Lettucem3n]

Time to make the cocaine of cookies.

[@drjukebox5371]

I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan" Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.

[@MrWrkk]

As of now your likes are now at 699.............

[@dxstudios123]

The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet

[@midnight_1937]

I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best

[@Delta5x7]

Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best

[@pokaay3163]

Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man

[@Discordkitten2]

@@nebinmerbi4249 read my name

[@Giordano_furlano]

Opening these ( 11:19 ) is like trying to get a perfect SpongeBob popsicle lmao

[@Uhstraalis]

The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING** The chat: I always hated chewy cookies

[@End_Democracy]

Chewy cookies are goated

[@Топ4ик-х9ъ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYKreGRooa58h80 So true..

[@OnlySushiCat]

She always gave me bad vibes

[@commentOwO]

@@End_Democracy fr

[@ExplodingSteve]

they were good at the time

[@ethanjc1971]

Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies

[@elementsgaming2411]

Tried it ONCE, biggest mistake of my life

[@ieatmyfamily9676]

or most stuf Oreos

[@gladiator0001]

their delicois

[@ethanjc1971]

@@elementsgaming2411 still recovering??

[@elementsgaming2411]

@@ethanjc1971 nah, its been 3 year since then, recovered about a week ago

[@That_One_Guy-909]

I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them

[@hamburger2430]

Ha

[@wgairborne209]

Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.

[@pokaay3163]

Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame

[@willowryk]

thank you schlatt . now with this detailed ranking of the official Good and Bad cookies , i now know which ones i should be buying . i was always self conscious that people thought i was stupid because of the cookies i bought , but now after watching this i know which ones i should be eating . thanks schlatt for saving my relationships with so many people !

[@LooneyNuke]

Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting

[@DrRocket8775]

Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums

[@Топ4ик-х9ъ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYKreGRooa58h80 So true..

[@Nikmg0]

He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods

[@DrRocket8775]

@@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence

[@spamdarsh4319]

Finally, someone who properly explained how it is to eat frosted sugar cookies.

[@thebxtcher8378]

Frosted sugar cookies are the epitome of awful

[@spamdarsh4319]

@@thebxtcher8378 But are also really good.

[@inachos9766]

@@thebxtcher8378 bruh

[@Zecxrity]

That's basically how it is eating anything with sugar

[@spamdarsh4319]

@@ZecxrityMaybe so, but frosted sugar cookies are easily the most extreme example of that notion.

[@pudpud_]

“anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better” me: *that felt personal*

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3vJgpJ8d56hl6M Finally here..

[@Serin_000]

It makes me really happy that a New York man with an accent and sideburns passionately speaks about his opinion on cookies that everyone is objectively agreeing on. It makes everyone happy

[@onenightinkyoto2633]

13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me

[@ElkkuH]

Currently doing that

[@ayospaghetti7220]

Currently just over came my laughing fit cause I instantly knew who he referenced and seeing fantano slowly appear on screen killed meee

[@TommyAgramonSeth]

And The Caretaker playing on the background as it happens really makes it perfect. At least I think it's The Caretaker... I forgor 💀

[@ID0NTFUCKRATS]

What was the music?

[@nitrofic914]

whats the music

[@isimartsy3422]

"Do you call them Ranboo cookies?" Ah, Schlatt.. You never fail to make me laugh.

[@Sam_KMD]

@@bugging-out9250 bocolate bip bookies

[@rencecs6720]

Yin yang cookie

[@rabidredpanda2888]

Wtf is ranboo

[@isimartsy3422]

@@rabidredpanda2888 Ranboo is a friend of Schlatts.

[@neruduh]

Its called polvoron for us.

[@dreadmink8577]

"Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)

[@Unoriginal____Starwalker]

@Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.

[@theonewhosees586]

Ranboo cookies is such a funny way to describe white and black cookies 😂

[@loafoftofu6773]

I recently found Tate’s cookies at my grocery store and Schlatt is absolutely right. Super crispy, great taste, perfect amount of chocolate. These shit bang, one of the best cookies you can buy.

[@benjaminmatthews9237]

I found them at a store near me, remembered schlatt talking about them, came to this video and found this comment as I'm eating them They are pretty good but my homemade cookies top everything on this list

[@Shy_002]

I was actually eating the first pack of tate's I ever bought while watching, delicious

[@anna-gt2mu]

Eareaeareaeareaeareaeareaeareacool.era

[@Mr_Cheese]

@@benjaminmatthews9237 jjjk

[@ralphus55]

For realllll

[@faithbongi4937]

Right when he pulled out the chewy cookie my friend said “i love those they are the best” and i agreed, then Schlatt said they were for terrible people we looked at eachother then said they weren’t that good.

[@imoverherestroking7961]

sheep☠️

[@rms1144]

Nah they slap. I would die for a chewy chips a hoy

[@zynet_eseled]

They're a B ranking for me

[@eyo8766]

Hello fellow terrible person :D

[@NoMitherNoProblem]

Most crunchy cookies that aren’t Oreos have the texture and flavor of burnt toast. If you like crunchy cookies you should be institutionalized.

[@jakekeller4309]

I wish he included the chewy cookie part where it went from S tier voting with regular chewy to F tier with the Chewy Reese’s and he called everyone sheep😭

[@ALiteralHamSandwich]

it scares me that these videos are like 2 years ahead of their time

[@lemonski8803]

i literally was watching the cereal tier list last night and thought: “he should do a cookie tier list” and then i got the notification today

[@oddyoda6443]

I think if a store-bought cookie could capture the feeling of a home-made cookie well, chewy cookies would be s-tier. They don't.

[@AltoDerivative]

imo soft cookies are only good when hot/warm

[@bluesbest1]

My family makes chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, but we can only do it occasionally because otherwise each of us would spend all day eating them. We simply can't help ourselves.

[@Shades781]

No

[@grw5323]

Home made cookies is basically tates

[@djwiggles2835]

Facts my brother

[@CamoSquid]

This man has my dream job. Eating whatever he wants whenever he wants and pissing people off

[@Angiesunshine13]

a food critic then

[@mush5364]

That was honestly a reasonable reaction to tates cookies. Those thins have me in a chokehold sometimes

[@prcelainribz4527]

Man I love cookies. Can't get enough!

[@rs9629]

I don’t eat Oreo thins because they are healthier, I just like how they crunch. The crunch is just so satisfying and they are an easy a tier for me.

[@confidentbottle]

This + you don't have to hold them in milk for as long as regular oreos for an optimal amount of milk absorption. Streamlines the process!

[@pu-FP]

A human after my own heart

[@Raccnnibal]

Yes! To me they have the best ratio of any oreos n the crunch is amazing. Plus same thing if u eat a pack of thins than oreo. Not like anyone just takes 1 thin.

[@Gabush]

banned

[@kristinakimball5376]

no thay suck

[@Tonyzzs]

Jschlatt: omg chewy chips baby Viewers: there so gooddd *Right before rating* Jschlatt: chewy cookies are for terrible ppl Viewers: there so baddd

[@kaicraft8144]

Twich chat is the worst

[@zldeks]

The dickriding go crazy 😒

[@ryanaselstyne]

Wake up sheeple

[@willtthompson7581]

I enjoy them. Idc

[@No-yt9iv]

Yeah I've noticed that too. Twitch chats just go with whatever the streamer says. He thinks it's good, the majority of viewers will think it's good. He thinks it's bad, the majority will think it's bad

[@1002Candycane]

When he said “Tate’s cookies” I literally shot my head over to the computer. They are the best cookies I ever had bruh

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

I believe in Tate’s supremacy.

[@jj02mc27]

Go to the bakery section at Walmart and buy the chocolate chip sandwich cookies

[@snail-q6107]

What color is your Bugatti?

[@ed_cmntonly]

@@gacha_xxtuber2218 now this could be Intrepeted in two ways now

[@SnowYT_Rust]

@@gacha_xxtuber2218 😂👌

[@aedan742]

schambler: "chewy cookies are for terrible people." also schambler: "i love those homemade cookies when they're chewy and right out of the oven"

[@_Krillionaire]

Ah finally, “Jschlatt” is back with another “tier list” about “cookies.” Delicious

[@nichole4684]

1 ❤️ Hermosa eleccion loveme.uno/AGNEZ de mejor 2 ( elecciones ) 9.5/10 3 ( culturales ) 9.3/10 Son unos de los mejores conciertos. .

[@celerykarp9197]

7:44 aged like fine wine

[@bizanagi5378]

How

[@Jimmyjacker49]

He saying he wants to orally pleasr andrew tate

[@wpiyl]

@@bizanagi5378andrew tate

[@pyropug0188]

Lmfao

[@twinnerlarry]

LMFAO

[@themailman2401]

I was concerned as hell once he got to the Oreos, but then I realized that Schlatt is a man of culture and only ever holds correct opinions.

[@GenericPhantom1]

Nah oreos suck. They're dry without milk. And with milk they disintegrate the second you put em in. So now the milk is gross.

[@reincist]

the cream filling on oreos is the worst tasting shit ive ever had

[@redspiderlilys6]

Based

[@iamsparta7436]

My mouth was watering the entire time. This was a certain form a torture, but at least the chewy cookie lovers got what they deserved

[@dwarfnamedcake]

“Chewy cookies are for terrible people.” Me: There goes my happiness.

[@hazemkaram7111]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKSlg3hnqahskMU….

[@ashtonedwards2913]

That is quite sad

[@dwarfnamedcake]

@@dyvne not the first time that’s happened to me

[@v1ncecuh]

DAWG IS BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE ONLY A NYC THING?

[@undercoverbreadbug7729]

im from florida and we’ve got them but i think they’re from ny originally

[@Snowmqn]

vince i’m honestly not even surprised to see you here

[@rabidredpanda2888]

I have them at my king Soopers in Colorado, but when I go to Jersey to see family my number 1 priority is stocking up on them from local bakeries

[@GnogginGnome]

more of an east coast thing

[@rimbly492]

Not sure I'm british

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Its about time “Schlatt” ranked “his” favorite “cookies”.

[@kkronkk]

He literally already came out with this stream on the vods channel a few months ago, this is just the stream edited shorter

[@shadowayy2741]

@ТоммуIппit Shоrts 🅥 no

[@bigbird8592]

When “Schlatt” was talking about the dansk cookies I saw a dude in the chat say “I miss grandma”

[@lifewithkids5231]

if I see “one” more “joke” in this format im going to have an “anal” fissure and “die”

[@LeooooLastname]

@@dreamp888 shart

[@LilMexicanoX]

Bro sugar cookies and those animal frosted circus cookie MMMM 🗣🔥

[@colbaltheretic1518]

I'm from maine, and I've had a black-and-white cookie before, they're deliciously cakey. However, for whatever reason I can never find them in the grocery stores.

[@Tu_Lenin]

There is a great and easy recipe by Adam Ragusea,check it out

[@johnbassam8831]

you ever had one of the jewish black and white cookies

[@electricbaby7315]

black and white cookies are a jewish cookie, so it's easiest to find them in a deli :)

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

Hello fellow maine brother

[@eeeee7101]

@@DONKFORTRESS6956 holy shit, I almost never see someone else from Maine online cuz A. The state is all hill billies and B. No one lives here

[@darkspedicey1418]

I love how Schlatt just makes a mess out of his room every time he does one of these Also fortune cookies taste like styrofoam

[@TTwTT]

I damn well know after Schlatt finished this stream he ate every last one of those cookies he threw on the ground behind him.

[@snail-q6107]

lol true

[@SubSero_]

One crumb closer to diabetes

[@fadingdreamx]

Probably not the fig newtons

[@LolliLopsy]

My mother loves ginger snaps but I never knew they were sold, we always just made homemades ones-

[@RandomStory420]

7:09 The most kid friendly scene of the entire video

[@PuckyDoesStuff]

I swear, if people don’t get it.

[@StarberryCreetH]

@@PuckyDoesStuff I dont get it.

[@quantumilations]

@@StarberryCreetH just decide to get it

[@StarberryCreetH]

@@quantumilations What-

[@MIA_KALISHA]

Allie

[@reesesrandomcrap2740]

He needs to do a pop tart tier list

[@Alphys204]

Yes I miss his tier list videos

[@RE-zl7sy]

@@Alphys204 or a dip tier list or soda

[@Owensboro887]

He should do one for goldfish

[@mentallyillkoi]

YES.

[@NoahPlayss1]

I think it needs to be a type of food not a certain brand tho

[@nicks_wild_life]

The frosted sugar cookies literally hurt my teeth and I feel like absolute shit as I'm eating them but they're still so good

[@fragrance-philanthropy]

ikr they're really irresistible and good but after like 2 or 3 they really make me throw up. Id give them a b

[@SillyTrain]

learning that schlatt is (or i guess was) 22 suprised me. idkw i thought he was like 30 something

[@Lively_London]

The sudden moments where it plays "its just a burning memory" always gets me

[@Ceciliaqq]

the actual name of the song is heartaches

[@pokeultramaster0938]

@@Ceciliaqq the actual song that was playing was “it’s just a burning memory” but it was based of the song heartaches

[@Ceciliaqq]

@@pokeultramaster0938 you mean EATEOT remix?

[@pokeultramaster0938]

@@Ceciliaqq yes

[@I-luv-sharks]

everything comes at once, you remember e v e r y t h i n g this music has been into/ means

[@parkerpeter9218]

Chewey cookies are good when they're warm like they just came out of the oven

[@Austinlane1243]

Y

[@Elon_Must_]

@@Austinlane1243because when you put it in your mouth it warms and the melted chocolate combined with the melting dough is just mwah

[@jummygummy-lc6ck]

Yes

[@DimentioFan1]

I prefer cold cookies, the warmth feels weird to me

[@albert-so3rm]

Ong

[@Xanderqwerty123]

Guys remember that when compared to homade cookies the tiers are: S-ucks A-wful B-ad C-rap D-on't F-ailure So no matter what he puts in what tier, he is correct.

[@ВікторФіленко-т9щ]

and E is Eats shit

[@lolcity4141]

E-rror

[@virginiaf4117]

Okay but Tate's cookies are a whole nother realm man they are so good, and this is coming from someone whose parents are amazing cooks

[@supersonicwarrior2614]

Hot take: I put the Frosted Sugar cookies in D tier; the only thing it has going for it is the frosting. It’s dry, the cookie itself has no flavor whatsoever, and they’re boring.

[@ChalinoElizalde]

When are you gonna make a new video? :3

[@benjiusofficial]

Agreed for exactly the same reason. Sugar cookies suck by default.