super somehow spends 17 minutes on the mini crossword

[@awesominator3591]

he then proceeded to spend the next half hour arguing why a sled is not a vehicle

[@fewry-_-7394]

to be fair a sled being a vehicle is a fuckin stretch. Might as well call a horse a vehicle by the actual definition, which ik is TECHNICALLY not wrong but still. Common sense vehicle vs. "uhm, acktchually!"

[@awesominator3591]

@fewry-_-7394 the word "vehicle" predates the invention of electricity and motorized devices if that's what you're thinking, which is the same line of thinking super had. how much did he pay you

[@bigbomb3035]

@@awesominator3591by that definition arent surfboards and skateboards “vehicles” as well

[@awesominator3591]

@@bigbomb3035 literally yes

[@roar1ng]

​@@bigbomb3035would you not consider a bike as a vehicle? If you do then you must accept a skateboard, a scooter, a sled, and a surfboard as vehicles. Is a boat a vehicle? Yes. So the answer is fair

[@froggod6484]

Johnny G would have cleared this in 30 seconds

[@_bizmo_fungus_894]

Percocet Pete solos

[@jchamp00]

I solved it in 30 seconds. Johnny G would only need 10 tbh

[@yn8789]

sweeps*@@_bizmo_fungus_894

[@invasivepenguin8560]

@@_bizmo_fungus_894PercocetPete sweeps these crosswords

[@_bizmo_fungus_894]

Close enough

[@rancidmarshmallow4468]

I thought this was a main channel vid for a sec and was kind of impressed they thought this was good enough content, but also kind of agreed

[@gobbagoo]

I watched the whole thing without realizing it wasnt

[@jchamp00]

THE AMOINT OF TIME HE SPENT NOT KNOWING 1 ACROSS WAS SONGS PAINED ME

[@BagelBoi4000]

To be fair if you don't know those specific songs how tf are you supposed to get that, awful clue

[@hyp3ri6n58]

@@BagelBoi4000 theyre literally 2 of the most popular songs from the past 2 years from 2 very popular artists. I'm not saying you have to listen to those a lot/like them/anything like that, but when something is that popular it should just be considered common cultural knowledge

[@mcswisscheese3031]

​@@hyp3ri6n58never heard of em

[@better_is_good]

@@hyp3ri6n58 i have never in my life heard of either of those songs

[@zanorok5896]

​@@hyp3ri6n58I had to look up the songs, and Taylor Swift and Harry Styles songs aren't "common cultural knowledge" bro.

[@timestampsometimes]

Snowmobiles are often referred to as sleds. Also dogsleds guarantee half those 12 year olds clowning didn’t know/remember stir was a word, until they saw it in chat and went “Ohhh, yeah.”

[@darianfelice5353]

Chat spamming alert like it made any sense at all

[@cbreezee8594]

No way this dude said Aoili Campbell...I can't.

[@Arnemis]

him not getting above and beyond immediately is a crime

[@girlcow]

yup thats my goat

[@girlcow]

this guy is lucky he got rich from playing video games because holy he would not make it otherwise

[@zrosix2240]

I was literally SCREAMING at my phone by 4:30 “ABOVE, ORBIT, STATS”

[@redevzip203]

Decided I'd do the crossword before watching the video and it took me two minutes, I can tell this is about to be painful

[@redevzip203]

How is he going to sit there and argue that something having a timer doesn't mean you're being timed?? Actually psychotic

[@thebakery3802]

Unironically hes right tho

[@kolbalt8121]

because having a timer just means the timer is tracking how long something takes, while being timed means you have a limited amount of time to do something.

[@redevzip203]

​@@kolbalt8121being timed just means you're time is being monitored i.e. through a timer so yes, they are the same thing

[@redevzip203]

​@@thebakery3802he really isn't lol

[@redevzip203]

​@@kolbalt8121also you just described being timed???? "Timer tracking how long something takes" that's literally the definition of being timed!!!!

[@samarms02]

no way this dude said electric sled

[@babab_m]

I can't get more than 2 words here so, it would actually take me an eternity

[@tinycatzilla]

its almost impressive

[@ultrozz222]

almost

[@unusallife6326]

I sometimes blank on puzzles but this dude is something else.

[@Ryan-ot4pn]

i had never disliked a video before this thank you super

[@maxcarey-allott3571]

How could I not watch after reading the title

[@DustyEditing]

This is giving wordle incident cibes

[@Weebfox]

I unironically love super doing thinking activities cuz it makes me feel smarter (Im dumb as bricks)

[@rivaldealer__]

He can’t keep getting away with this.

[@Tatzuki]

i do the crossword every day, and there are some really bull answers, but this one was one of the easiest lol

[@sorin_markov]

It's Conyo.

[@oni5909]

supers chat is probably one of the worst ones out there unironically

[@sldarwin5615]

Super is probably my favourite streamer (I don’t watch streams, streams are boring as fuck, so I only watch highlights) but his community is unfortunately annoying as hell. Every video I see is literally with “haha super suck LOL” literally their only humour is trying to insult super. I don’t care that he gets insulted, sometimes it’s funny, but man it’s so boring and repetitive

[@oni5909]

@@sldarwin5615 seriously and i’m the same way with the highlights

[@ruohos]

Not knowing those two are songs is wild, even if you don't listen to Harry or Taylor..

[@cordenhuman]

A sled is fucking obviously a vehicle

[@Applic8799]

That’s my bench goat right there

[@marakahn24]

I've never taken more than a minute on a NYT mini, this is truly a spectacle

[@matthewblainey4254]

No shit super didn't go to college

[@TheNaamqul]

Thought I was morosexual, but super might just convert me back

[@bbcherrish]

if this isn’t porn acting, i cant believe i missed this.

[@analysis726]

he has to be trolling

[@JIP214]

Bro this is painful

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

Conyo all over again

[@makinnongoldie7184]

No one can beat the goat Johnny G at crossword. Gonna have to hit the lab to even come close to half his time

[@froggod6484]

My stale unoriginal joke bud, not urs

[@olyophogrific]

​@@froggod6484I stole your joke now pal. It's mine

[@froggod6484]

NOOO

[@adikeezl6033]

I honestly don't blame super for not getting timed it had an awful description. A sled is definitely a vehicle though

[@technopat3]

My streamer is illiterate

[@Nyxtia]

Aioli Campbell aintnoway

[@evelynrichards1696]

for once i cant get that mad at him for a puzzle. no way he didnt get 1 across though

[@S0LIDSNEK]

Dang this ain’t easy to watch

[@sungnankang]

With my broken ass english i got only above and trail Sadge

[@akday8324]

Can someone pls explain to me like I'm 5 why is it TIMED? What does that prompt mean???

[@liamk8609]

my GOAT🐐🐐🙌

[@OfficialFo]

bit of a background on the chat would be nice, white on white is kinda hard to see 👍

[@supertfclips]

noted, will look to remedy this in future.

[@OfficialFo]

@@supertfclips thank you supertfclips 👍

[@eduardoyamaha7279]

Well, that was painful to watch...

[@BenjaminBüchler]

How do you not get songs in 5 milliseconds

[@PurpleYetii]

More proof super is only good at overwatch and nothing else

[@mcyodo]

Man super is stupid but crossword puzzles suck ass. They word the questions like a sphinx asking it’s fucking riddles, except in actual hieroglyphics

[@defectivepikachu4582]

timed is pretty bullshit

[@thyweeb23]

This is cynic all over again

[@mrpandamania]

I just know the people still commenting JohnnyG are the most unfunny people IRL

[@turmer1c]

Bro hasn’t learned about inside jokes

[@electricprincess2125]

it's the most boring inside joke there is. Also "inside joke" with a public figure that comes from a video hundreds of thousands have watched? @@turmer1c

[@apokolai]

@@turmer1cbro that johnny g shit happened like 7 months ago n the inside joke has been run into the ground. its like the big chungus of comedy

[@unusallife6326]

It’s just people looking for a dopamine hit of upvotes. Instead of contributing a new meme or referencing the video they run what was a good meme into the ground.

[@tcniatcniatcnia]

7 months? more like a 15 months@@apokolai

[@clonebin0]

This game is dog

[@lover3213]

Day 6 of forcing supertf to take upon himself the honorable duty of playing Subnautica below zero. Like if you agree to encourage this twink to ascend into a higher being!