Shitstorm 3: Shittribution - Clock Tower

[@SpontaneousCourage]

I love Matt's idea that the Scissorman is just Woolie in disguise, trying to turn long-haired beauties into his short-haired concubines.

[@velkozby9571]

The lore deepens...like Pat's mom on a Saturday night. Heyo!

[@erainmartinez8175]

How many times do I have to keep on watching this?!

[@GoblikonBox]

Had to run to answer the door earlier today, and afterwards I realized something...there was a skeleton chasing me the whole way, from inside me. I can't, I just can't deal with this spooky revelaiton.

[@FaceJP24]

Nice touch with the "revelaiton."

[@samuraiwolf22]

You should get that looked at, I hear they have creams for that kinda thing.

[@Xunkun]

A skeleton that is both spooky and scary Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat sentence could be HIGHLY misinterpreted...

[@samuraiwolf22]

Xuncu No, all meanings are interpreted. Trust me, he's a professional.

[@Xunkun]

samuraiwolf22 Professional what? Has he got a license?? YOU BETTER HAVE SOME LICENSE SKELETOR, OR IT'S JAIL AND A HEFTY FINE FOR YOU! AND IF YOU DON'T PAY UP, IT'S 50 MINUTES IN THE WOOLIEHOLE!

[@JoshGecko]

Anybody who wants to watch a Clock Tower movie should watch Dario Argento's "Phenomena" the movie that this game basically took everything from. Jennifer Connelly stars in Phenomena, and guess who Jennifer looks EXACTLY like in this game? She even wears the same outfit. That film also features a deformed little demon child (in the same clothes) running around killing people with scissors, and a bunch of scenes are lifted straight from the film. It's pretty cool to watch after playing the game, and a fucking classic horror movie to boot. The final act is one of the craziest ever put to film.

[@LemanRusk]

I more or less just said the samething without reading your comment. Good to know people know Phenomena!

[@3ShotTGK]

Argento films are definitely worth watching

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

Plus the scene where Scissorman crashes through the glass ceiling with the girl impaled upon his scissors is taken directly from Argento's Suspiria (I'm 95% sure it's Suspiria but I watched the crappy remake recently and it didn't have any of the trippy visuals, which makes me think I'm remembering the wrong film, even though I'm sure I'm not).

[@arseniccalibrator6521]

​@@sheilaburrowes9081as soon as i saw that scene i went 'oh thats Just Suspiria isnt it'

[@SteelBallRun1890]

So the main threat is basically Pat wielding his Kill la Kill scissors that he got from the mailbag and he's macking on young girls? Sounds about right.

[@SatsukiKiryuinAoi]

And he has warp powahs.

[@Mantis47]

DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD This game is a dramatization of Pat's trip to Japan, basically.

[@starkiller4987]

Mantis47 Dramatization? I figured this to be exactly how that trip went.

[@SatsukiKiryuinAoi]

Caboose Nah, Pat doesn't really wear blue.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Kanbaru Suruga Japan opens new borders for Pat (i.e. trying out the blue motif and fresh young girls)

[@dragoneye13]

For those curious: 1) You can stop the parrot from ratting you out by letting it out of the cage and then using the bedsheet on it. 2) You use the rock to open the crack in the wall in the same room (going through the hole it makes is handy since it makes you instantly escape scissorman if he's chasing you). 3) You CAN knock down the ladder in the room with the car. Not really sure why it wasn't working for them. 4) Hiding in the bathroom DOES work, but it's completely random if he'll knock down the door or just give up.

[@VangeistXIII]

EVERYONE, GET BEHIND ME. ONLY MY NANO-ARMOUR CAN DEFEND AGAINST THE TIDE OF _JONTRON COMMENTS_

[@alexandertrachsell8617]

Save us, Senator Armstrong!

[@WhatDoesDStandFor]

What an exquisite meme!

[@itsmeaustinitsmeaustinitwa725]

HOW ABOUT WE PUT ASIDE OUT DIFFERENCES... AND DO THIS TOGETHER, AUSTIN!

[@NaotaInka]

What a horrible night to have a let's play!

[@alexandertrachsell8617]

EVERYONE, THE SKELETONS WITH GUNS ARE APPROACHING FROM OUR WESTERN FLANK, GET THE DIVINE WEAPONS

[@jaegerbravely8869]

Jontron uploaded his video Oct 18. Fredies video revealed that Woolie just left for japan when they started doing one offs. Woolie was found in Japan around Sep 28, Pat is in this video, meaning he hadnet left for japan yet, Pat was first recorded in Japan in last weeks podcast.Oct-20 So this video was made between Sep28- Oct20 Why did I do this? I dont know. But I hope it helps no one.

[@joebobby1412]

I appreciate the uselessness of this analysis.

[@NaotaInka]

Brayden Rankin "I'll get deeper into that later"

[@GamingGoddess32]

Brayden Rankin I thought it was gonna be an Illuminati thing. XD

[@GamingGoddess32]

***** Ah. Well alright then. lol

[@AngelusX92]

Brayden Rankin previous comments were claiming the whole "this is a rip-off" bitchfest again

[@Cryogenicmonkey]

I remember when Rayman DS let you "beat" the game by accepting a pirate treasure and you're transported to an island in the middle of nowhere with a shit-ton of gold that you can't even do anything with. I love games with "Fuck you" endings.

[@JackalB4]

Yeah, in this one there are multiple fuck you endings. A different ending with the car (not sure what triggers the scissor man) if you're lucky, he won't be in the back of the car and instead your character commits suicide a couple of years later.

[@hassanico9999]

In this game the Scissorman is a legit evil demon child, so him having magic teleportation powers a la Freddy and Jason is totally a thing. Also in the best end you eventually defeat him by fighting him at the top of the Clock Tower. You ring the bells(he really fucking hates the sound), which causes him to tumble off the top to his death.

[@OldIronJohnson]

Does it involve an Armstrong-style "catch the blade between tow fingers" moment? Or at least the one liner "Looks like the bell tolls... for you!"

[@djdexcat]

Johnson Deployment Specialist No, but it does involve a tag-team with crows!

[@samuraiwolf22]

Johnson Deployment Specialist This game was made before the Meme was invented. So, no radical moments or catchy one-liners for you, pal.

[@SatsukiKiryuinAoi]

*NOT THE SCISSORMEN.*

[@hilleltaco]

Kanbaru Suruga MMMMSCISSORMAN

[@OldIronJohnson]

Protip: A man named Barrows, Cairn, Graves, Ziggurat, Coffin, or "Dead Body Storage" probably isn't among the most stand-up of guys.

[@JoseRS1186]

Well, Jake Slaughtermen was an alright guy...until that gray December morn...

[@NaotaInka]

TheCurl Saul Slendamann is a pretty upstanding guy.

[@mmazingace]

NaotaInka Can you store corpses in Slendermen? No? Then the point still stands.

[@OldIronJohnson]

mmazingace I guess you can, but it's gotta be like baby bodies. Fazil Fatman is a much better corpse storage platform.

[@velkozby9571]

If the guy comes in a bucket, then especially don't trust that shit.

[@exiledPostman]

I just want to pop in here to say how much I love it when it's just Matt and Pat. Don't get me wrong: I love Woolie to death and I even love little Young Neil-ish Liam Senpai, but the fact remains that I subbed to this channel all those years ago because Matt and Pat are my favorites and God Damn do I love you guys when it's just you on your own. Also I really miss Scrublords and Brawl.

[@taigoh84]

We do have a new Smash AND a new Mario Kart ... those gave us the best episodes of Brawl

[@Kit942]

Whoa, Liam is totally Young Neil. I don't know how I never made that comparison before.

[@Nagittchi]

But no one misses Fighterpedia.

[@JOfJaZ]

Nagittchi what the fuck is a fighterpedia?

[@dumpc]

I'm in the exact same boat as you my friend!

[@hoaxslayer4244]

'Sees guy in thumbnail has giant scissors' 'Prepares losing his way joke'

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Let me know when you got that joke ready- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN YOUR PROFILE IMAGE!?

[@Kit942]

Falling Pictures Productions Seconded, what the *fuck* is going on in that profile image?

[@hoaxslayer4244]

My profile image is Jack Skellington being shipped with Sailor Moon. You guys act like you've never seen the most popular crossover ship ever!

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

No...I've not seen it ever...

[@Kit942]

Hoax Slayer I really have to wonder who would even think to ship that. Or if it was the result of taking the names of popular characters, putting them on magnets and throwing them at a fridge to see which ones ended up close together or something.

[@FullMetalOstrich]

Allright, I really fucking appreciate a game that lets you leave when you've acquired the means to do so, and doesn't force you to play because reasons.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Yeah. Too bad it's a bad end in this case.

[@NaotaInka]

I find it funny so many comments are complaining that JonTron also played this yet the TBF are giving us numerous videos daily and play many games that most "popular" LPers don't bother with. "What a horrible night to have a let's play!".....Bleh. Get over it, idiots.

[@NaotaInka]

Hell, him playing this shouldn't matter in the first place. There is no monopoly on WHO CAN PLAY WHAT GAME. I may like how another LPer handled it more but that doesn't mean I'm going to say that no one else can play it.

[@malfnction]

tbh im kinda confused, is there some rule that if a lets player has played a game, another lets player isnt allowed to play the same game? I mean, all the lets players I've watched have all played five nights at freddy's, what's the difference?

[@keystrix3704]

This whole horrific event is actually a deep psychological look into the main character's unreasonable fear of lesbians.

[@keystrix3704]

I mostly say that because of how frightened she is of being scissored.

[@Seejay373]

Key Strix that is truly the best thing I have ever heard in my life!

[@TheDragonEevee]

Key Strix keep saying things

[@greatestshamer8462]

no its just the inspiration for kill la kills plot XD

[@keystrix3704]

Greatest shamer Having finally seen Kill la Kill... I get the joke now!

[@mkatapodis2]

Guys, it was super obvious you were supposed to use the rock on the midget. I mean, doesn't it always beat scissors? _I'm so sorry._

[@WTFisTingispingis]

mkatapodis2 why would you do this

[@DotsHouseofShenanigans]

Hello. If you are reading this, you have probably not finished watching the video. This is an easy fix, as you just have to scroll back up and keep watching as Matt and Pat battle Scissorman. The House of Shenanigans hopes you have a nice day, and asks that you enjoy the show.

[@RageModeEngaged123]

Dad?

[@DotsHouseofShenanigans]

Come, son. Let us embrace.

[@RageModeEngaged123]

Yes, Father *comes in for a hug*

[@gibblewibbs1236]

Damn, you got me all figured out, I bet you feel real smart right now.

[@DotsHouseofShenanigans]

It was me all along, Gibble. It was me, Gibble.

[@sansfromcoolmathgames]

I was going to make a joke about the Scissorman being Pat twenty years from now who stalks prepubescent girls, but then I realized it wouldn't work because the Scissorman has hair.

[@Pichu1232]

" Im beiing strangled by the maan in the mirror, ARGH!"

[@pslush1]

noooo not the scissermin. scissors arent even real!

[@JillLulamoon]

If they made a Clock Tower film, Scissorman would totally be played by Peter Dinklage. That'd be fucking rad.

[@Ahoge-dono]

I don't think Peter Dinklage likes being typecasted... ...as a terrific actor.

[@samuraiwolf22]

He was made for this role.

[@sethmiller844]

I'd prefer Danny DeVito.

[@PoisonedPocky]

One is actually in the works.

[@bigh99267]

Or Angus Young

[@VangeistXIII]

Little did people know, little Danny Barrows grew up to become head of Desperado LLC.

[@OldIronJohnson]

Did Sundowner Jr. join you when he swung his scissors, only to have them shatter against your finely toned pecs? Also, I just realized why you code-named him Sundowner, Armstrong. Clever.

[@BigVitus]

The main character is based off of Jennifer Connelly in the italian horror movie Phenomena directed by Dario Argento. Her character in that is also named Jennifer. The scene with the woman and the scissorman falling through the stained glass ceiling is based on a scene from another Argento movie called Suspiria. If interested, check them out! Argento rocks.

[@velkozby9571]

Hmmm....fuck it! *Drives off in pixelated car.*

[@golbezdarkness4612]

Love jontron.

[@velkozby9571]

Foxy the Pirate And I love you, Foxy-kun. Please be gentle.

[@velkozby9571]

Foxy the Pirate You liar, I saw how you go hard in the paint in Part 2.

[@velkozby9571]

Foxy the Pirate At least use the lube I brought this time, k? And no...not all the way to the knot.

[@simonaquilina5206]

Oh my god like i havent heard that before *cough* jontron

[@XainEisenhart]

That first scare where Matt said "Chrono Cross" was terrifying.

[@q306005]

The only thing more terrifying than mentioning Chrono Cross is having a super hot girlfriend that absolutely loves the game. Pat is living his own personal nightmare...

[@globox123456789]

Holy shit, being able to just bail is the best thing I've ever seen in a horror game.

[@soupofkings]

"This was localized? Or fan translated?" I love so much the fact that we're not even pretending to be playing actual, physical copies on real systems any more XD

[@boethiah12]

I have never even seen a physical copy of this game. I would have assumed emulator from the get go.

[@MrQwertysystem]

If I'm not mistaken this game is super rare. Not because it's so wanted, but because nobody actually ever bought it.

[@AVoiceForRadio]

Much though I hate adding to the Jontron comments... I really wished that "Clock Towel" thing was real

[@ToruKun1]

"Hey Anna" "Yeah??" "See ya" "Yeah...." "I doubt I'll EVER get used to THIS PLACE"[/Yusuke voice]

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Shame the guys never came back to this; they would have gotten super hyped over some of the things that can happen. Some of the ways Scissorman can get you when you least expect it, or get punked by you, are extremely cool. The random elements, the neat scenes, and the surprise just before you reach the clock tower probably would have resulted in Pat having huge regrets about not playing it in its time, because it likely would have been one of his favorite games of its kind otherwise, up there with Silent Hill 2. Awkward controls aside, this game holds up surprisingly well. In an alternate universe, Pat does a playthrough where he happily revisits his favorite parts of the game while Matt gets pumped at the rad shit happening.

[@PolarPhantom]

In this episode, Pat must escape from his worst enemy: Himself.

[@robotpanda77]

Running towards the murderer may not be your best bet in this sort of situation. As a general rule, when encountering danger, putting your head directly into the lion's mouth is usually not the best way to escape it.

[@AkaRose]

Wouldn't Friday the 13th be the oldest Shitstorm game? That was 1989.

[@zzzzoot]

Scissorman is nine years-old, why can't she devise a way to take out one shitkid?

[@DeltaD36]

I like the concept of the Leprechaun actually being Woolie with a giant pair of scissors just looking for long haired girls and running after them yelling "LETS CUT YOUR HAIR, GURL!" while doing that skeeze face and head movement from that one fighterpedia episode.

[@Monstercar329]

The most terrifying villain, Edward Scissorhands.

[@Cr4bc4kes]

Nah. He only had one scissor. A big one that he constantly tried to forcefully shove in that girl after knocking her down. Edward Scissordick.

[@BravestCoward]

I watched the movie Phenomena this week and realized how heavily it inspired this game.

[@Chadius]

OMG. They finally did what I've been yelling at for horror films. As soon as someone dies, just get the hell out.

[@Texan_Patriot]

Matt : "Birds are horrible..." Also Matt : *HAS ACTUAL RATS*

[@nahman3836]

I'm sick of Matt and his obvious rat biases smh

[@GenericSoda]

>GET SUPER HYPE FOR CLOCK TOWER >oh its less than 40 minutes

[@MonkeyBiznessFGC]

Scissormen confirmed for smash 4 DLC after Mewtwo? I mean, knowing that they'res three clock tower games, and only one Ice Climbers game, Scissorman must be more significant to Nintendo than Ice Climbers, at least.

[@JJA8020]

"Did not factor in the warp abilities."

[@MrBriansenf]

man, i'm disappointed in TBFP. they're obviously ripping off Yakov Lapitsky, because he was the first one to upload a video to KZbin way back in 2005. Granted, it was him at the zoo...but still though. Plagiarism is ugly, no matter how you spell it.

[@Mantis47]

Interesting....

[@jjj7790]

I actually like this episode. Most people who play this game are either too confused trying to figure out how to play for anything interesting to happen, or know this game too well to get any good gameovers. The Best Friends got a good balance of ADHD and not knowing what the fuck is going on for this one.

[@SuperJoDirt41]

Oh my god you mean Jontron and TBF both played a CLASSIC POPULAR HORROR GAME during the month of OCTOBER where they have the horror themed holiday of HALLOWEEN!? No way girlfriend!

[@Casper1993]

If I don't see a Bioshock Shitstorm. you better make a full LP with Woolie. Because he knows around his apartment better than anyone.

[@calebrogers777]

He just walks around holding his shield up the whole time, you know, because of the garbage monsters.

[@oilyhakan]

calebrogers777 the shield is a trash can lid.

[@Dasgath]

My god.. i was LITERALLY wishing they played clock tower! There i go!

[@orangeoblivion]

Another game about a girl named Jennifer who was raised in an orphanage.

[@nanomasa929]

This, the ps1 follow up and Haunting ground are great. I also like Clock Tower 3😁

[@Jimpiedepimpie]

30:55 REMEMBERED THE BASICS OF CQC

[@joeysingingchannel]

man nothing like walking animations and foreground/background issues during a chase sequence. This tension...I've never felt one like it before!

[@Andrex2311]

That "dead end" in the game over remind me of Mirrai Nikki. That anime was great.

[@BathroomCube]

the reason the text is so slow is because japanese is a language that can say a lot in very few characters. To them that's normal reading speed.

[@Hdawger2]

JonTron's latest vid has me in the mood for Clocktower! Whoop Whoop!

[@globox123456789]

Wow, she blocked those scissors with her hands. Badass!

[@themoleman6806]

I just watched the Jontron episode about this game earlier today. Small world, or rather small horror games industry.

[@NaotaInka]

Nah, there's a lot of horror games out there. This is merely coincidence....or a greater Let's Play conspiracy at work. A Let'sPlayiracy, if you will.

[@themoleman6806]

NaotaInka Puns like that are PUNishable by one like. I hope you learned your lesson.

[@NaotaInka]

***** Said this in another comment but: It's actually about ethics in let's playing.

[@joebobby1412]

I appreciate you as perhaps the only person to mention Jontron here without making it about let's play stealing or whatever

[@themoleman6806]

Brayden Rankin There will be others, I am but the first.

[@ckbooks]

This is probably the most an old SNES game has ever scared me. The music and sound effects totally make it. I jumped every time the scissors guy appeared suddenly from off screen. >.

[@SetsunaNoUta]

IT'S THE SCISSORM'N!

[@IAmTheUnison]

Wow, he broke down the door when they tried to hide in the bathroom. Interesting. That didn't happen in the "Taco-Man Plays" playthrough.

[@westy1637]

Part of me hopes that the rock can be used to defeat the Scissorman. After all, rock beats scissors.

[@mrgoodkat6068]

the intro art looks just like them. it's great!

[@EmperorZ19]

Even though this game gets point for uniqueness, it's really hard not to declare it trial-and-error bullshit, and the slowness really doesn't help.

[@technoskull]

Thats how games used to be man. We banged our heads against a wall, used everything on everything, and used clamps combined with inflatable pool toys to pick up keys off of train tracks. And by god we loved it.

[@FavoriteKarma]

technoskull and we was bettah for it!

[@samuraiwolf22]

Twas the Golden Age.

[@Xunkun]

Aye, I know many a scarred man who's callouses were formed from hours of NES Battletoads and Ninja Turtles. They now pull tree trunks apart for firewood, barehanded.

[@Inn0c3ntGuy]

Can't wait to see what these guys are gonna settle on for a "final LP". Hands down my favorite channel out there and Coolest Canadians out there. For some of the people saying everyone is copying someone else, keep in mind this is their third year doing Halloween stuff and a lot of these are suggested by fans and these guys keep this shit more fresh than a young Bel-Air. Keep up the good work guys!

[@TheVincent43]

13:30 DONT LOSE YOUR WAY!!!

[@KairiHawk]

Ever since Proton Jon streamed this game, I've started to see it everywhere.

[@tiptaphooves]

IT'S THE SCISSORMIN!

[@gulermo]

NOT THE SCISSORMIN

[@DrakeSilvos]

And thus began the adventures of Woolie the Scissorman.

[@ProfessionalSpectre]

Clock Tower isn't balanced for lean. That's why they couldn't beat it.

[@HanMasho]

"I can mash with the best of 'em. This thumb of mine burns with an awesome Power!"

[@MiaowGaiGar]

It's surreal seeing this, because it's from a time when Japanese developers occasionally thought it'd make sense to make their characters look like actual fucking human beings. The protagonist is remarkably _normal_ looking, too, not super idealized and without perfect features, like her particularly thick eyebrows. What an innocent time. And yeah, I _do_ notice weird shit. Stop judging me, _internet_.

[@jadevenator5659]

My favorite part of this episode is when Pat is feverishly trying to pull up the ladder, because you're actually able to tip the ladder over but he clicked the same spot he used to climb up, which made him climb back down. You gotta click the top of the ladder.

[@Nightweaver1]

Oh shit! Matt remember's Mario Paint and the mouse! That was the shit back in the day!

[@samuraiwolf22]

It was basically the Photoshop of it's time.

[@SatsukiKiryuinAoi]

samuraiwolf22 *Basically.*

[@samuraiwolf22]

Kanbaru Suruga Legitimately

[@Nightweaver1]

samuraiwolf22 I used it to draw dicks on Yoshi.

[@SatsukiKiryuinAoi]

Nightweaver1 Awh, that's adorable. ~

[@DarkMProductions]

First Taco-Man, then Jontron, now Two Best Friends. None can escape from the horror of Edward Scissorman.

[@felipeguidolin1055]

why the hell is there a game where Pat chases Liam with giant scissors?

[@busorenkin55]

Having played this game myself I'm very surprised at the amount of events they ended up triggering on their first few runs it made the video pretty fun to watch

[@alexandertrachsell8617]

Clock Tower did it first, Alien Isolation.

[@samuraiwolf22]

The truth has been revealed.

[@Nitrospartan911]

ayy lamo isolation.

[@bulliwyf]

A game like this would make the most tense turn-based game ever. Something like Shadowrun Returns, except you're unarmed, trying to navigate a trapped mansion while escaping a killer.

[@Nison545]

What's next? Skeletons with guns?

[@E1Gatt0Negr0]

I've got a bone to pick with you!

[@hilleltaco]

E1Gatt0Negr0 *Fires gun* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[@TonyBMan]

lol didn't actually expect them to be able to just leave in that car.....lulz at finishing a Shitstorm LP in record time... nvm, I saw the end with the dude creepin in the back seat....which doesn't make sense since she clearly sees him leave the room and she never leaves the car's sight...unless he's magic.

[@Kuti210]

Watching this game really puzzled me some years back so i check some LPs and all the endings... there is some deep lucifer shit going on

[@VladNorris]

You're aware scissorman is literally a demon, right? Let's say Ms. Barrows kinda cheated on his husband with someone that has actual horns.

[@mrtoast3319]

They should play corpse party. maybe a Matt and Liam play through.

[@SatsukiKiryuinAoi]

Oh man, I'd butter my pooper for that.

[@EtherealWorkshop]

So glad they did another clock tower game. I'm still holding out for a full playthrough of clock tower 3 that they did in their first shitstorm.

[@chrisgostanian6753]

So who else was screaming "throw the rock at the fucking chandelier?"

[@Isseinoyuu]

I love this game. One of the most important mechanics though is that running actually drains Jennifer's health, and walking or standing still restores it. If you have enough health you can overpower the scissor-man and knock him down. The color of Jennifer's portrait is her health gauge. It goes from blue-yellow-red. I know this isn't gonna help the best friends, but hopefully if anyone decides to play it for themselves it helps them out

[@VANISHER763]

Prepare to get owned by a dwarf!

[@jjj7790]

Prepare to get attacked by Pat and Pat's mom.

[@dylanlight4782]

Pat and pat? Do you mean mat and pat.

[@LostApotheosis]

dylan light He was saying Pat and his mom.

[@dylanlight4782]

Oh I didn't see the word mom my bad.

[@amirakitty]

After seeing the JonTron of this, and having played this so long ago, all I could think was "I hope they figure out how to run" xD

[@davidbrkic5548]

In before,"STOP COPYING JONTRON *Some sort of insult*!!!" comments.

[@FloofyHorror]

I can totally see woollie run around with huge scissors and cutting girls hair

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

-generic comment about other KZbinrs playing this game previously-

[@monkey2619]

The "What A Mansion!" pause was very sincere and funny.

[@spiralhaze2070]

Wasn't that a hamster in Maniac Mansion? And im pretty sure the owner kills you if you showed it to him?

[@Bapper0]

I'm pretty sure he kills you if you show him the hamster after you explode it in the microwave but I think anyone would...

[@LemanRusk]

I never before noticed how much this game resembles the Dario Argento movie Phenomena. Down to the child sized killer with blades and young Jennifer Connelly as the main character. Even some of the music sound similar. Never knew Argento movies had much penetration in Japan as this is the only thing I can think of that seems to actually be influenced by one.

[@ximipeepimix2890]

26:47 But the others... FUCK IT.

[@backslashio]

I love it when Pat says he can mash with the best of them & then you hear furious mashing & the enemy goes down :D

[@turbonerds775]

This game seems borderline unplayable. I mean, every once in a while a giant leprechaun with a giant pair of shears spawns in and has the potential of permanently trapping you in a loop and you have to restart from the beginning. I know it's an SNES game, but this is the type of game that really isn't fun to "git gud" at due to it's total lack of gameplay.

[@Karkadinn]

You know how sometimes, when you jump into a game blind and die, it seems a lot harder than it actually is, because you know nothing about its mechanics? This is one of those times. In fairness, it's very obtuse and easily looks more unfair than it really is, but that's par for course for old adventure games.

[@turbonerds775]

Karkadinn Have you played the game? Can you tell me what the mechanics are? I'm really curious because this game looks so frustrating.

[@Xunkun]

Turbonerds So, Scissorman has a few scripted encounters, but also some random "well, you haven't eaten shit in a while: HERE I AM, BITCH" programming. And it IS a point-n-click, so exactly where you click matters: YOU _CAN_ KNOCK DOWN THE LADDER IN THE GARAGE. That's how you're supposed to get past the first encounter. Just hitting "Clock Tower SNES" into youtube, I can see there's a runthrough video.... And he gets ending A (second best, and the canon ending) in under 50 minutes,

[@1shoryuken]

Turbonerds Clock Tower is random, in every new play-though the room layout has changed, meaning that memorization is out of the window. You can overcome Sissorman by finding places to hide or simply interacting with objects to disrupt him. You can also repel him if you have enough health.

[@zyzril]

It's Alien Isolation, but the alien is a scissormen.

[@IblisFire666]

How? HOW ARE YOU PLAYING ALL THE GAMES I'VE WANTED YOU TO PLAY, THIS IS THE HYPEST!

[@jcjl2020]

Jontron+Pat+Matt= Half-life 3 confirmed. Thought we wouldn't notice Gaben?

[@NaotaInka]

Gaben's announcement: "My dear friends You have waited oh so long For Half-Life 3, now listen to my song It's been 10 lonely years. You've cried many tears The time is now Don't have a cow For all your dreams Will be on Steam I am pleased to announce Ricochet 2: Electric Boogaloo"

[@jcjl2020]

NaotaInka yeah yeah we all saw Vinny playTomodachi Life...

[@ParagonFlynn]

There was another game I played when I was young that did a really early side ending like this. I can't exactly remember the name but it's an RPG game where it starts in some desert town in the middle of a wasteland. At the start of the game, your main character told his Mom that he wants to be this bounty hunter type of dude but his mother was all like, 'Nah, son, became a mechanic like me.' You can actually choose to agree with your Mom and the game just ends before it even began. The game text will mock you at how you chose to become a boring mechanic and won't fight dangerous monsters, meet cool people or own a tank-dog hybrid. There's actually other impromptu endings that you could just stumble into. Fucking crazy game, I loved it.

[@hitmonchan2092]

So you can die just because the game wants you to and you have no way of getting your way out of it. Pretty fucking dumb.

[@NaotaInka]

No, you just don't understand point-n-click game mechanics...then again you've been super pissed with every game that's not boring and terribad jumpscares sooooo

[@hitmonchan2092]

You're right I've never played a point and click in my life. I prefer to stick to the cawadooties and my battlefield 3. And you're right I'm so angry that Matt and Pat chose a to play a few games I don't find scary. How dare they. They should listen to me, and only me for what games they should play.

[@NaotaInka]

hitmonchan2092 That's what your comments have basically amounted to all these videos. Unless I'm confusing you for another hitmonchan person that likes to complain all the time in TBF comments.

[@Levio100]

Like a lot of NES games, the game was designed to be completely unbeatable solo, and you were expected to get help from friends/NintendoPower/rumors if you ever wanted to finally beat it. Needless to say, that genre is now dead and buried, and for good reasons.

[@Wingless-]

I love how much they shit talk the Chrono Trigger playthrough, yet it's still my favourite, and the one I've watched the most.

[@Ryan-lx8gi]

Didn't JonTron say this game was pretty much more comical than scary?

[@ghostfear2011]

Also point-and-click bullshit where anything can be a failure state.

[@Kektus1]

Depends. I got pretty creeped out by it when I played it alone, but there's a lot of nonsensical things present too.

[@Ryan-lx8gi]

Yeah I can see it being chill inducing playing alone in the dark. This was a great watch though.

[@golbezdarkness4612]

I love that episode, to funny.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

The title screen with the BONG, BONG, BONG, thing is where it starts and stops being spooky.

[@CTechAstronomy]

That Suspiria stained glass scene!