Why Does Voldemort GOOGLE AUTOFILL

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Today J dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to answer all of Google’s Most Burning questions about the Dark Lord Voldemort!
Why does he call Peter Wormtail? Why does Voldemort fear Dumbledore, and most importantly WHY DOES HE KEEP STEALING MY SHAMPOO!
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[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

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[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

TO LUBRICATE

[@korsaiyajinkami3766]

What-if Tom Riddle had been reformed during his stay at Hogwarts like Dumbledore wanted?

[@rickywebb1803]

He steals the shampoo for his buddy Snape who got made fun of a lot for his greasy hair

[@philopharynx7910]

Voldemort keeps stealing people's shampoo to leave it in Snape's bathroom. Sadly, Snape never gets the hint.

[@philopharynx7910]

@@rickywebb1803 We literally thought about this within one minute of each other.

[@johnmartin9846]

I always took Voldemort calling Peter wormtail as more of a backhanded thing. It’s his marauders name, his nickname amongst his friends. But it’s also a reminder that he’s a “rat” as in someone who turned on his friends. So it’s kind of a double backhand. Using the name his friends gave him as a way to remind him how he betrayed them.

[@Cailus3542]

Oh yeah, I can believe that. Odd as it sounds, Voldemort does value loyalty, and he genuinely was disgusted by Peter's betrayal.

[@Doomzdeh]

@@Cailus3542 Not really tbh. Voldemort values nothing but himself, and therefore the only kind of loyalty that he values is to himself. He was disgusted by Peter because, not only did Peter not have the courage or loyalty to stay true to his friends and fight against Voldemort, but he wasn’t even loyal to Voldemort either. He betrayed his friends out of cowardice and only helped resurrect Voldemort out of cowardice. Ergo, Voldemort couldn’t respect him as an ally or as an enemy.

[@autumbreeze1129]

Plus, literally everyone was referring to him as Wormtail after his escape in Prisoner of Azkaban, so, it's not just Voldemort doing it to insult him. By that logic, everyone was intentionally insulting him throughout the rest of the franchise, whether you're reading the books or watching the movies

[@Larka661]

Everyone called him wormtail since the third book. Not many really knew him as Peter Pettigrew except Sirius and Lupin. He pretty much abandoned his name, kinda like Voldemort did.

[@balrighty3523]

@Larka661 That's sort of the similarity that struck with me. Tom Riddle rejected his original name (his "old Wizarding World name" if you like) in favor of a new name, just as he intended a new Wizarding World order. So I took his use of the name that Wormtail picked out for himself as a psychological manipulation tactic. He can (and does) easily inspire fear in Peter, but what happens if he instills a sense of camaraderie (one-sided, of course) in Peter? Indeed, at the graveyard, he confronts all of his Death-Eaters over their failure to search for him, where Peter looked for him, even if out of fear.

[@amberbanuelos7053]

Wormbutt and the Dork Lord are my new favorite insults 😂

[@danielfleming5585]

Voldemort definitely calls Peter that to torture him with the pain he experienced betraying his friends.

[@bellaknightR597]

Did he feel pain while doing that? Did he feel guilty at all?

[@arcanewarrior863]

​@@bellaknightR597he's not a sociopath, so I imagine so.

[@bellaknightR597]

@@arcanewarrior863 didn’t seeem like he felt guilty at all

[@mrraamsridhar]

I don't think voldy understands love enough to realize that

[@TylerHolt-to4mw]

​@@bellaknightR597Of course he did, that's why the silver hand choked him.

[@Psyphix1220]

10:15 The thing about Voldemort is that he hates anything that might make him "normal". Its why he hates his very normal name of Tom. Its why the book death is so much better than the movie death, because in the movie disintegrating into nothing is memorable, while the book has him die just like everyone else who got hit by the Killing Curse. He just falls over and is dead. A very normal death. And for someone who feared death above everything and hated normality so much, a very boring normal death is just about the worse thing that can happen to him.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

No he hates the name Tom riddle because that's his muggle father's name Nothing to do with being normal, same reason Snape called himself the half blood prince when he was young, he didn't like his muggle father and so took his mother's name

[@Doomzdeh]

@@Alucard-gt1zf True, but Voldemort was also very ambitious. He despised the name not necessarily because it came from a Muggle, but because Muggles have no power or influence in the Wizarding World. Ergo, his father was useless to him and so was his name. I can imagine it was quite bitter for Voldemort to grow up in Slytherin, a house where most have an influential family and surname. All the while Voldemort had the name of a Muggle who didn’t want him and had to go back to an Orphanage during the Summer. And yeah, it is true that Voldemort hated the idea of being mundane. He distinguished himself from the others at his Orphanage by using magic, which made him feel special. He later sought to control the Wizarding World because he wasn’t content being just an ordinary wizard or even an ordinary Minister for Magic.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

Agreed

[@Psyphix1220]

@@Alucard-gt1zf When Dumbledore is showing the memory of his first meeting with Tom Riddle at the orphanage, one of the things Tom said was "There are a lot of Toms" when asked if he disliked his name. At that point, he knew nothing about his parents and later said he thought his father was the wizard, since his mother "can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died". Dumbledore even said "he showed contempt for anything that tied him to other people, anything that made him ordinary." He hated his name from the beginning, because it made him ordinary.

[@lukeroberson2115]

While I dislike that change, I think they made up for it with Harry breaking the Elder Wand, which I see as an improvement on the books.

[@richardchisenhall387]

To remind him he's a traitor I'm guessing Voldemort is known to use legilimancy (?) on everybody, that's why Harry needed to learn occlumency in the first place. He definitely just broke into Peters mind and seeing how that name was important to him, Voldemort would obviously rub dirt in that wound at every opportunity

[@EmilyCheetham]

Agree

[@Whyteroze28]

Absolutely agree!

[@sky0kast0]

Well Harry had to learn it because the blood connection maybe makes them evil brothers and closer to ligilimens

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

[@legit.r1819]

1:13 J was off his shampoo routine because Voldemort was stealing all his shampoo

[@roguedragon9992]

All these year and he's still stealing shampoo.

[@come_see_sports___]

He just doesn’t like the new shampoo

[@SlayingSuperNerdX]

For what he has no hair, he’s moldy Voldy for a reason

[@crystalfrostthatsme]

17:42 Voldemort impression rant had me DYING! I kept laughing so hard I had to go back and restart the segment MULTIPLE times just to get through it! OMGursh, seriously, I NEEDED that today! PEAK COMEDY!!

[@mrsigmatic1967]

I love the idea that the Death Eater's are being funded not by the Malfoy's wealth, but by Lucius' line of shampoo and hair care products. Edit: Eater's, not Rater's...well except Peter.

[@itsbaileybtch]

It's a scam! You buy Lucius's fancy shampoo and then Voldy steals it so you have to buy more!

[@MyKoira]

Why does Voldemort steal my shampoo is 100% asked by Snape.

[@Miller73]

That old camera shot took me back 10 years for a few seconds. Thank you

[@aud2d2]

Same with the “These socks are amazing” at the end!!

[@nataliemccarthy9140]

And the old intro! I had completely forgotten about that

[@dillona1001]

5:59 And I laugh JUST as hard every time Voldy giggling appears🤣🤣 Glad it's your favorite

[@deserabailey8500]

OMG EVERY time!!! hahaha IDK why it gets me so bad EVERY time! LOL

[@HashimThaDream]

Voldemort impressions are SPOT ON in this video, well done J!😂😂😂

[@korsaiyajinkami3766]

What-if Tom Riddle had been reformed during his stay at Hogwarts like Dumbledore wanted?

[@bradxv]

we need the video

[@animesimp2373]

Yes yes we need the video

[@bellaknightR597]

I just want to hear the rest of the story of Neville being the chosen one

[@EllaDABAMMS]

I mean if you can reform he who spawned without love… wow! 🤔Can you convert a demon to become catholic as well? 😂

[@dansattah]

​@@EllaDABAMMSCatholic demons? The band Powerwolf is already working on it. 🤘

[@RyanHaney55]

15:50 that was J's absolute best answer! 😂 👏👏👏 I feel like some of these questions (like the unicorn one) were Googled by people who haven't seen or read anything but the memes. Nice throwback to socks at the end!

[@H0uxdubxston]

Heard that joke and lost it

[@rennakahara7851]

It's an old joke, sir, but it checks out.

[@RyanHaney55]

@@rennakahara7851 😉

[@yaroslavpanych2067]

Socks are back! Socks are back! Or it is just a reference to the prime time of original Google autofill?

[@red5_skywalker]

Its returned a couple of times recently, but its not every video

[@SilkBuckets]

"Wormbutt, robe me.... ahhh... now you have any mint juul pods or anything i could really go for a puff"

[@willberger3873]

Wow throwback!!

[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

Big time! Enjoy!

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

@@SuperCarlinBrothers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@-yx4in]

@@SuperCarlinBrothersDo you guys remember Mangurt?

[@jjvaughn1873]

The more times you just causally say wormbutt is CRACKING ME UPPPPPPP

[@madisonsosa21]

Voldy's Vapes is just something I love to see if he didn't become a dark wizard. Like instead of wanting to live forever (not dying), he has a great fear of not relaxing and chilling (along with keeping his hair nice with his second secret shop, Riddler's Hair Products) and just starts making vapes and hair products, particularly shampoo

[@fscottqc]

Also, presumably, Wormtail was corresponding with Voldy before the betrayal. He would have signed his letters “Yours Truly, Wormtail”.

[@andreannaschooley8704]

For Lord Voldemoet's cocktail... Snakebite 😂🍻🐍

[@wonkywaddlingwaterwingedwriter]

1:28 MAN... I was like, where have I heard that little... warbled noise before. The intro to Bad Lip Syncing, Seagulls (Stop It Now) I'm proud of that one.

[@thesoftersideofsears]

It’s just a stock sound from Garageband haha

[@rbrainsop1]

Wormbutt and Voldy's Vapes had me rolling! 🤣 Wormbutt especially just kept getting funnier the more you said it! I'm totally calling him that from now on

[@SuperDora150]

Ah what a throwback! Good time. And wow the old intro! Fun to return to it 9 years later...

[@ailynrenee1796]

"wormbutt"... Well done, Slytherin, well done. Addition: he definitely drinks a Snake Bite

[@user-wl9bj3wg8v]

I just got done watching your Tom Riddle J/Been video. Am loving it. Under one minute gang👇.

[@torazely]

We beed to come together and predict a future Google Autofill, and then make sure G is just "Why does _____ Google Autofill?"

[@DrBlort]

You milked the shampoo joke more than Voldemort milked Nagini. 10/10, will shampoo thinking of Voldemort again.

[@fishandjam5383]

3:52 Dumbledore also said that "it is possible that her unrequited love and the attendant despair sapped her of her powers; that can happen."

[@frojames]

I'd like a video about how voldermort sowed his own defeat all along the way from the very beginning even before harry was born. talking to slughorn and choosing items that had special significance .

[@derfelalthor4446]

I need a 10 hour montage of J doing voldy's voice due yesterday

[@jjvaughn1873]

Perfect timing yall! Right when I was looking for a video 😘

[@uchihajm]

same for me.

[@Ann1theAdventurer]

OMG HI! I love your videos! What if Crabbe and Goyle were Death Eaters?

[@najrenchelf2751]

You mean Draco's class mates, right? and not their parents.

[@cococovers1333]

@@najrenchelf2751 pretty sure

[@Doomzdeh]

Don’t know how much would change tbh. Crabbe and Goyle pretty much acted like Death Eaters anyway in the Deathly Hallows, as they fought against Harry and the other Defenders of Hogwarts. Plus, they aren’t particularly noteworthy characters anyway. The only real plot points I remember them being involved in were when Harry and Ron posed as them in Chamber of Secrets and later when they attacked them at the Room of Requirement in Deathly Hallows.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

GOOGLE AUTOFILL is amazing! Love this series

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Voldy stole shampoo to make skin soft! And suggestion: what if sirius was the secret keeper?

[@mindovermatterbecomingyour1561]

That videos already been made

[@LoneWolfLuna28]

2:58 now all I can see is Voldemort with hair like Legolas from LotR.

[@Phillisophical]

Merope is pronounced Mare-uh-pee. Iv been trying to tell people this for years. My aunt in Ireland wich very much is a HP fan loses her sh#t every time she hears people miss pronounce it. My aunts name Is Merope if you haven’t guessed.

[@jakobolsen4890]

The Zyn... It's probably a Scandinavian Meme... people are all hooked on that stuff atm...

[@rebeccamills16]

Oh my goodness, this Google auto fill is exactly what I needed. A bit of old with a bit of new and I just appreciate so much how far you guys have grown and how far this community has grown. Thank you for being a consistent something in my life for the last oh my gosh, almost 10 years.

[@greenerin5062]

Shampoo horcrux confirmed

[@Vi_Vi_1]

The commitment to the "Wormbutt" bit is killing me 😂

[@jsnace9]

I’m a long time watcher and there was so much cool nostalgia in this video! On top of that, I think this is one of J’s all-time funniest videos from top to bottom, including the ad read. Bravo! I love this one!

[@Youjvwhw]

thank you now i have an image of voldemort with a bowl cut in my head

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

The Google Autofill videos were some of my favorites from back in the day Also 1:14 foreshadowing/callback to the original video Also I love you using both the classic and New Intro

[@DJ_Z_2004]

The nostalgia is insane, early scb was my comfort KZbin watch back in the day. The intro took me back

[@philw6056]

Voldy can't help himself but to aid Harry. He protects Harry from the darkest wizard, he makes him the prodigee of the best wizard of their generation, gives him unique abilities like speaking with snakes and he funds him by stealing all the Sleekeazy's Hair Potion, so everyone has to buy them twice.

[@SurfingSerpent]

We REALLY need a parody potter series where J voices voldemort in a comical way. Great voice.

[@viking_2112]

6:11 tbh. That's probably my favourite harry potter film moment as well. Shame the books didn't have him do a similar one as I would love to have seen how jk would've described it

[@rennakahara7851]

That was the first video of yours that I watched. Glad to see this channel has come full circle.

[@WolfsbaneGL]

I was listening to this video as I was doing chores and my face lit up from nostalgia when I heard the "These socks are amazing!" at the end of the video!

[@dempshie]

Is it possible that being conceived while someone is under a love potion would always make the conceived child a hateful person growing up? As if in some way the love potion consumes all the love the person has and gives none of it to the offspring? I mean Dumbledore says again and again that love is the strongest magic of all sp could a person born from these circumstances actually be born magically devoid of real love?

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Wow! Throwback

[@brandonsanders5290]

I was cracking up so hard with all the Voldemort dissing snape bits you did😂😂😂😂

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

YES! You guys always make My day! This series is amazing 👏👏👏👏

[@KorYoutube]

Wow loved the throwback! Google autofill were some of my favorite videos!

[@user-of4yc5nk7e]

That thumb nail tho🤣

[@TheLogicKitty]

I really needed a good laugh today and you delivered!

[@khrystynaoselska8390]

Thanks so much! These are always very fun)

[@TheRealRehman]

Voldemort "if i can't have hair to be proud of then nobody gets to have hair!"

[@snbks4ever]

Great video, gotta say the comedy was pretty good in this and the Voldermort laugh clip is the best

[@michaelroy7754]

What if harry had gotten the elderwand in Dumbledores will?... how does voldemort react to learning this?

[@mrtsunamiii]

What if Dudley was magical?

[@LOVEMUFFIN_official]

Yes! Would Harry's antics have made him closer with Dudley, or would they have split further apart?

[@wyldstealer]

what if petunia was😧

[@torazely]

Personally, I like to think that his kid is magical.

[@tahjricramberan9656]

Willing to bet he gets expelled. Realistically he’d just do magic to show off at home to petunia so she could live vicariously through him. OR Vernon doesn’t want anything to do with him because he’s so anti magic. Petunia tries to salvage her family but Dudley steps in during an argument and uses an unforgivable sending him in Azkaban. There’s also the possibility he suppresses it because his parents are anti magic. He develops an obscurial and klls petunia and Vernon one day when they’re talking about how freaky Harry is for being a wizard. I kind of like the idea of Harry sneaking him to diagon alley to get a wand then to the burrow so he could practice which would bond them.

[@thoughtfulwatcher]

@@wyldstealer They did a video on "What if Petunia was a witch?" You might enjoy it.

[@linexi]

Love these kind of videos

[@najrenchelf2751]

Ooh... zyn is the English word for "snus"? It's pretty popular here in Sweden - don't question it either! XD

[@mecahhannah]

Awesome as always thanks guys ❤

[@davidalan6701]

The visual is definitely an improvement in the intro, but the music was better in the previous one. There was something about the the “instruments” that just felt climactic in a way the current one doesn’t.

[@owencoles2798]

Ah! It’s back! I love the Voldemort bits.

[@austinrickards3500]

Love the use of the old intro. Keep making great content guys!

[@TommyBaggins]

You guys had WAY too much fun with this one.

[@jared5092]

I'm laughing so hard at the Voldy impressions! Great job :D

[@HannahEvansOfficial]

Love your videos

[@oliviarichards24]

the first few minutes of this video have already made me super happy, i want to cry. i remember watching the original video in like 5th grade, i feel so old 😂

[@diabolicallink]

WHOA, The retro intro really took me back!

[@user-ir5qp7ve4c]

This really made me feel like I woke up back in the past. Can’t believe I’ve been watching for this long I was still in school when I watched the original video

[@najrenchelf2751]

15:44 - that's so good! :D

[@CrazyxAngel93]

Marvelous hair J! MARVELOUS!😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheTrekkie42]

Due to his French name, Voldemort’s invisible hairdo is an Elvis pompadour. Pretty obvious.

[@bradyjohnson2112]

*Wormbutt goes to kill baby Harry as a rat, but is eaten by the Potters cat * Voldemort *standing on a beach badly sunburnt while holding a Mai Tai*: "Where in Slytherin's name is wormbutt!?!?"

[@lizcohenour]

J not knowing what zyn is is so wholesome 💜💜

[@candycemonroe7345]

I love this blast from the past!!

[@Tincan611]

HEYY BROTHERRR!!! I have a question that I thought you guys could ponder. If Harry was presented with a QILIN from Fantastic Beasts, would it bow to him because he has got a part of VOLDEMORTS SOUL in him as well??? Or is Harry too pure??? ❤️💙

[@AuthorZaraHoffman]

Love the old intro merging into the new intro! “Because he only has followers, not friends.” GENIUS!

[@katiebugg7018]

I would just like to thank movie flame for reacting to your Dumbledore plan videos, I have watched them and the Harry Potter theory for years, and somehow never knew about your channel, which is in my opinion “ much more macho” 😂

[@ggpt9641]

The Facebook and Twitter explanation was, so, spot, on!

[@TeghanInReverse]

VAN SMOOT! I love when the guys quote himym because it's my favorite show

[@TheTrekkie42]

That skit you did with Voldemort ragging on Snape might be the funniest thing this channel has ever done. Between that and Wormbutt this is the best comedy on this channel. Funny Voldemort could be its own series.

[@ExtemporaneousnessOne]

You know, that does make me wonder... we know where Dumbledore is laid to rest... but what about Voldemort after he loses to Harry? I mean presumably they would have to bury him somewhere? And it would probably want to be in some sort of guarded place so none of his old followers try anything... what do you guys think?

[@WhisperingShadowsParanormal]

Acromantula food lol

[@ExtemporaneousnessOne]

@@WhisperingShadowsParanormal I'd be scared of the effect his body has on that acromantula :O

[@Anthony_Jiang]

Great series!

[@navybluewolf]

I really like these autofills, they were what brought me to the channel.

[@RupeeRhod]

For anybody wondering Voldemort stealing shampoo is a play on unicorn blood looking like shampoo.

[@YARIN108]

Your best Voldy impersonation so far 😂🤣😂

[@Nanalagoon]

Wow, how vintage! Haha it doesn't seem like that long since the original vid haha

[@rubyrose3553]

Thanks for the video

[@billysmith5409]

This is the funniest video I’ve seen in ages!

[@thomasharrison8830]

Loved the intro, J :)

[@user-or5ke5yn4w]

The followers not friends thing nailed it🤣

[@stevenbailey8167]

Man I use to love this channel and something changed idk what it was but I just faded away from it. It seems like a lot people have because your view count is not what it use to be. Hope everything good with you guys THESE 🧦 ARE AMAZZZZZZZING

[@PunchSuccaa]

Love the retro-modern carlin brothers intro

[@CiderVG]

The old intro hit me like a train