JERMA PLAYS MARVEL RIVALS

[@SuperDazza]

If you have the Chat Replay extension you can watch this video with the original stream chat :) More info in the comments

[@DrCranberry]

i dont know if it's you, or how it works. but thanks for linking to chat extension, really makes it better to watch on YT than twitch

[@Astreon123]

​@@DrCranberry how chat is going too fast to read

[@brokkrton7493]

jerma’s maternal instinct kicked in whenever he saw the hulk

[@xdmemes5821]

I’m actually dying laughing over this comment holy shit

[@RougeDeBlah]

Read this as he started talking about how he's a big stumpy baby lol

[@Rasmos]

COME AND MOP UP BOYS. WE'RE DONE HERE.

[@huntish3760]

they keep getting him down to 100 or less HP but not getting the kill while he just bot walks away on venom. this is truly extraordinary.

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

It's incredible that Jerma's movie Venom voice is accurate but it's also the voice he uses for literally every other character. He can't keep getting away with it.

[@fredflintstonefan39]

Bernie Sanders Venom

[@Terminated_Account]

Finally an online game where most players are equally as bad as this Jerma guy.

[@siobhanprime2148]

marvel rivals is reparations for smite

[@Finn-wc8nq]

Except the magik players tryharding quick play like their life is on the line

[@menacingarc2297]

I know you're right but she's too fun to play! I love diving the whole enemy team and sometimes getting away with it!​@@Finn-wc8nq

[@YourBlackLocal]

In reality, he's just being matched with brand new players.

[@anarchistmaverick9507]

@@YourBlackLocalnope, he is playing against bots 100%

[@Hoodiebud]

post-retirement jerma is like visiting your grandma

[@othergeorgea]

Yuuuup

[@qoopertrooper]

"Left click is hurt other person"

[@DZCOSENTRY]

To give him credit there are other buttons that don't hurt-other-person so he's getting the idea.

[@dr.epicphd5920]

This is the closest we'll get to a tf2 stream

[@sirrealism7300]

I cant believe hes never played tf2 after all these years. Everyone says he sounds like the scout and he has no idea why.

[@Hal9000ize]

Didn’t he play Tf2 with Binyot?

[@thesnowmiser6728]

​@@Hal9000ize listen here, pal. Jerma has NEVER streamed tf2 despite PROMISING to do so

[@Greeeeeeeeeeeeo]

he even said to drop him a sandvich

[@luckyducky5994]

@@sirrealism7300he has played tf2 he’s played a ton in his early days but also there’s more recent streams with ster and also one or two with ster vinny and poke

[@lampshade6579]

Just a reminder, Jerma isn't bad at games now cuz he's old. Ster is still playing comp shooters and he's GM in this game. Just remember that as you're watching Jerma look like he's never used a mouse in his life.

[@ken.7019]

I was expecting him to suck ass but his first match with venom wasn't that bad

[@postaldudeirl]

tbf ster kept playing overwatch and shit like that, jerma just played. Monster Rancher

[@ExoFart]

Well it's simple: if you want to watch gamer-clown you go to Ster, if you want to watch psycho-clown you go to Jerma. There is also a third option - Sterma.

[@kenesys8713]

Jerma is better than like 50% of players, his neurons told him that if he gets low he should use Venom's E ability or something that gives him extra HP the lower he is. I swear almost nobody does that

[@zusty9589]

@@kenesys8713 r u playing against rocks

[@neetlikereallyneat9103]

33:48 "I'm part of a cosmetic, I might as well be an accessory at this point, he's got a skin on--" proceeds to get THREE KILLS WITH ONE WOLVERINE ULT out of thin air

[@Chad2Underscores]

36:03 Jerma starts attacking his own shadow.

[@PinkLionTWITCH]

Nah but the video sections are so funny wdym “Venom, Adam, Venom, another character, switch to venom, venom, switch to venom”

[@gatitoblade]

thank god this just dropped, i have my bowl of food ready

[@BadBallaMoney]

this truly was a gift

[@ShebbyYT]

no you dont i ated it

[@Dandysfm]

Absolute doggy mode 🐕

[@SLMFKRZ]

classic

[@travj1]

33:56 that was a triple kill with his ult, 1% of people have that achievement on steam

[@freshlymemed5680]

My jaw genuinely dropped when I saw that.

[@BarfDrinker343]

A true gamer moment

[@WarlusOfficial]

The fact that jerma managed to get the hardest achievement in the game (3 kills with a single Wolverine ultimate) on his first time pressing the button....

[@WinstonOfDojima]

3 kills with wolverine ult is beyond easy

[@gwitch]

@@WinstonOfDojima ok but it's still the rarest achievement in the game so it's not like they were incorrect

[@enchilada7765]

​@@WinstonOfDojima The hardest part is actually picking wolverine

[@gurifisu98]

@@gwitch nah they're still wrong. only reason it's so rare is just because wolverine has an extremely low pick rate.

[@paul-nj1ig]

​@@gurifisu98does he suck?

[@somewayjax8614]

5:28 "i love hiding like this and just being right next to- oh my god" Fuck i burst out laughing so hard. He was right next to them alright

[@DankLink420]

Jerma wants to be a venom guy but he's a squirrel girl

[@trafmuc]

“okay left click is attack” wtf did you think it was gonna be jerma cook a meal button?

[@jamespeetz4008]

Its to activate food mode

[@Aercoh]

@@jamespeetz4008 i wish rivals had a food mode :(

[@alentino-o0]

well he was cooking alright

[@a.arshad5999]

jerma talking about being a big marvel fan while being completely indifferent to the mcu was so real. i thought i was the only one left

[@yamazukas]

there are dozens of us! dozens! (I'll never forgive them for fucking Thor over and making him a comic relief idiot)

[@fordakacar]

I don’t think many people give a shit about the mcu anymore

[@simbast9726]

It's not a hot take

[@ItsB3enLikeThis]

Every MCU movie after Endgame was bad. The Spider-Man ones are decent though.

[@dylandaniels2647]

​@@ItsB3enLikeThis gotta disagree guardians 3 and black panther 2 were good if u ask me

[@arthurmorgan6783]

My dyslexia kicked in and I thought this said "Jesus plays in marvel" Like he had a role in a film?

[@zaksaturday1693]

We got 3 minutes in for Jerma to do the "I've massively overextended into their backline and am at 10 HP, let me run to my healer and say 'I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING'" I don't understand, he claims to have not played this game before? He's using meta tactics

[@ken.7019]

Jerma plays almost every game like he is using a keyboard and mouse for the first time but he was pretty decent in this

[@LuigiGamesful]

thats because every MR player plays like they're using a mouse and keyboard for the first time

[@ameeliadanis2192]

As a 36 year old woman who mains hulk, I feel offended 😂

[@radiocage]

let's go, I'm also a woman in her 30s who plays hulk

[@kokotuck74]

the chapters having 10 "switch to venom"s

[@elsenor5116]

Jerma loves to act like hes bad at games but this is solid gameplay

[@PisserFartShitt]

I the first part where he jumped the Punisher and the Sue i was like WAIT HES INSANE

[@yaboi3441]

He’s right about the Hulk thing 3:55

[@dropthatshi]

bro he just ended stream ten minutes ago Dzza are u ok

[@zortex9575]

I just subscribed keep up with the Marvel rivals content! Thank you

[@vista4043]

If I know Jerma he's probably going to play this maybe one more time and then never again lol

[@beef_baby]

He barely ever plays games twice so you might be out of luck there

[@noneofthiseverhappened]

20:08 Well yes, he nailed it Hulk is a manifestation of Bruce Banner's childhood trauma, of his pent up anger as a toddler

[@Rex-qx2ko]

45:08 the cut was perfect

[@hikari6569]

15:32 one of the worst uses of this ultimate we will ever see

[@hikari6569]

17:42 ok nevermind...

[@skakee10]

@@hikari6569 just incredible

[@mathewstock7546]

Fantastic

[@ItsB3enLikeThis]

Thank God he streams in 1080p now

[@sayaminatsuki8780]

Jeremy Elbertson

[@gurifisu98]

16:10 convinced that he would literally try to walk through a glass door irl thinking you can phase through it like in a video game 21:57 you put a nine year old on hulk all day every day and he'll end up as #1 hulk NA in a week guaranteed 25:32 my god he did it again

[@GoobyShears]

To be fair, they did look like doors. I did the exact same thing on the second map he did it on.

[@WeAreTheArc]

37:21 Bernie Venom

[@Klavin]

39:49 The best he did all game

[@MatildaHinanawi]

He's the kind of "My reaction to the newest Guardians Of The Galaxy works is I love Spiderman" guy

[@rsden4258]

7:39 that is such a sweet thing to say

[@ABadGamble]

Venom's swing ability pulls you toward the impact if you aim it downward. I like to use it as a grounded dash sometimes to close distance. Max distance hits about 30m in front of Venom and launches him forward very fast, good for all sorts of situations. You have to turn off easy swing in Venom character settings to aim it.

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Can't wait for Jerma to play Deadlock and only play Viscous while constantly saying "this character is based on me".

[@Amyntheri]

I thought the character based on Jerma was that tiny thing riding on the back of the mole

[@qmcepic]

Mysterio, Multiple Man, Apocalypse, Big Wheel… this game could be peak in the next few years man

[@othergeorgea]

It’s already kinda peak

[@HappyLarry.]

The fact that I KNEW Jerma wasn't going to read any of the instructions too.

[@elite1551]

Didn't he say like a month ago that he would never play rivals

[@Pebphiz]

Lies come so easily to his forked tongue.

[@SpencerCottonNerd]

Last time I was this early I had to be put into an incubator

[@yagigl]

water is all over my screen 28:29

[@Wintertoes]

Of course Jerma plays the char with the massive dump truck most.

[@sadclovvn]

rip deadlock stream 🙏

[@horrordragon2255]

Learning that Jerma is a Venom fan made me like him even more!

[@imperiment2303]

The surgeon is back in the office.

[@dr_zephyr]

“left click is hurt other person, okay”

[@WiseSageAchy]

nice job guy

[@shroomaster4911]

his team needs to know that he is the sus guy

[@bumblebeepalooza9087]

"imagine we get the penguin", im going to hold your hand when i say this...

[@theomarzona7421]

Finally, TF2 2

[@N8R_Quizzie]

9:10 he just gumby'ed me lol

[@Keyblader001]

Jerma saying he cant play the game, starts it off by killing 2 people. Feels like "High score? what does that mean? did I break it?"

[@yerok5789]

*skips all tutorials and hints* "What do I do?? What do I do???" Classic Jerma

[@donofbran]

22:20 Haven't been caught up on Jerma as of late have people been trying to get him to say hawk tuah?

[@kenesys8713]

Probably, but I also think just saying "Hawkeye" fast sounds like Hot Guy, I think chat was just trying to get him that way

[@apple-de8tx]

God he's so old

[@othergeorgea]

Soooo old

[@Asad-hv2dc]

Streaming from his retirement home

[@Vinsmoke51]

my ranked team mates be like

[@whisperofthebookworm5341]

As a kid my favorite hero was Hulk lol. He’s absolutely right.

[@dylandaniels2647]

Why are all of his abilities on his mouse 😭?

[@sacredcowmars]

35:04 bro was attacking is own shadow

[@_ikako_]

honestly this makes me ashamed to be taking the game so seriously sweating ranked lobbies to get GM, when he's over here having a merry old time, full of joy and whimsy, just enjoying the game for what it is.

[@GuYiNsTrIpEdShOrTs]

the slowest match ive ever sleen

[@Onyx1987]

34:44 "EarlinKn" is absolutely a bot or hacker with aim that perfect and snappy.

[@tobubiify]

the thing about marvel rivals is either i get teamates full of dumbass or opposite side full of dumbass, so either so hard or so easy lmao

[@kadenw092]

ok im only like 7min into this but is he actually playing venom correctly?? hes diving into the backline and getting rid of the healers and diving out.. its crazy

[@TheZergy]

Is this that venom guy?

[@siobhanprime2148]

Marvel Rivals is Jerma's Reparations for Smite

[@sharpshot404]

First game we just bots disguised as players lol

[@ahumanoidtroodon1074]

Oh my god I have the same keybinds as Jerma 🤩🤩🤩

[@crackfiend-v4r]

Jerma kinda looks like Spider-Man

[@LesserForever]

Jerma and Tony Statovci should play together

[@wormridee]

his 9yr old voice is the same as his otto voice

[@brendethedev2858]

I really hope we get to play as loki and try to backstab people. SPEEE!!!!

[@jerblox4667]

He sounds like venom if you play it on 2x speed 37:20

[@dpo2078]

28:00 😂😂😂 32:27 😭😭😭 35:17😂😅😂 36:05 😂 39:47☠️☠️☠️😭 40:24 😎😂😎

[@SuperPegase]

1:27 is this jennifer lawrence ?

[@SweatyGreaseMan]

39:49 pro gamer

[@MicahMotion]

Everybody say lala!

[@WorldGoods]

Does he play invsibile woman

[@jakeisouthere8785]

Why is jerma better than most Gold venoms?

[@BowtieFlumph]

JERMBA?!

[@Airi_uwu]

first :3 was just about to look for the archived stream so sad i missed it >:(

[@richardmontegue3131]

was that hawkeye at 3:33 cheating?

[@squishyvtuber]

I think so, it isn't possible to legit get the focus meter up to 100 like that so quickly. It's also possibly a bug w the spectating or the game itself since this looks like it was recorded right after the Susan update which should theoretically fuck up any mods/cheats

[@sapanator123]

@@squishyvtuber Nah, he was ulting. Hawkeye ult gives him instant 100 focus for every shot.

[@shirouyasha69]

thats hawkeyes ult

[@richardmontegue3131]

@@sapanator123 I had no Idea I’ve been using it wrong the whole time

[@FireDreamShow]

jerma not using melee on venom, what a noob

[@salamalejkum760]

35:10

[@TheJubberGubb]

DERANGED streamer MISTAKES windows for doors.

[@HappyLarry.]

I simply cannot comprehend why this man constantly tries to play anything other than DPS that has only AoE. Like he simply cannot play anything else. He is a Junkrat main.

[@Animented]

Ngl the gameplay is painful but at this point I'm here just because it's jerma

[@thisinnotmystomach6279]

YAY!!!!!!!!

[@Finn-wc8nq]

I swear magik players are the biggest quick play bullies, its always a ranked player thats obviously stuck and needing an ego boost beating up ppl like jerma who downloaded the game an hour ago lol

[@slydoesnotknow393]

Now that he’s played this MAYBE he’ll try Tf2 I feel like he’d love that game

[@tobubiify]

6:56 did jerma got friendly fire? i didn't know you could do that?

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

my goat plays Venom, this is double goat action hope this highlights how awful he is and gets a rework that makes him actually good

[@issoChrisPy]

this feels like an ai generated stream

[@giselen2691]

when will he play ow now

[@andrewmcgrail2276]

You know, I was honestly expecting him to be worse than he played

[@de-ment]

why is he playing a pvp game without ster/poke/vinny shouting at him for being incompetent

[@Ravnesss]

I am happy cause I find Poke and vinny annoying as fuck