Jerma Streams - Frog Detective 1 and 2

Jerma archived Frog Detective 1 and 2 (The original title of this stream was "It has a Frog in it, so I'm playing it", and was originally streamed/recorded on January 26th, 2020)
This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Frog Detective 1 and 2, 2. Community Content Night (Part 4)
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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KZbin: / jerma985
KZbin 2nd/Highlight channel: / @2ndjerma

[@JermaStreamArchive]

The Haunted Island, a Frog Detective Game 5:25 Frog Detective 2: The Case of the Invisible Wizard 1:23:56 Brb Ends 1:33:56

[@Robofussin]

Perfect timing, I just looked this stream up. Thanks for all the hard work.

[@TheBossKuuJ]

Thank you so much!

[@Raddkann]

1:02:05 small enemy spider

[@MrShajedur]

When will frog detective 3 release

[@rusteddenial453]

Thank you i love jerma but am always busy when he streams its relaxing to go to this channek and throw a stream on while doing house work

[@D1ab0lical]

1:02:05 small ENEMY spider

[@astillia6073]

What everyone really came for.

[@Guymanbot97]

Seriously. How does he beatbox like that? When I try to do it, it sounds like my voice is about to implode in on itself.

[@crow9149]

Round T W O

[@gboiiii1054]

Yes

[@mr_mist7891]

The secret boss in Jerma 2. With a remixed version of the original boss's theme

[@ProtoManiac2283]

1:02:05 sMaLL -- ENEMY-- SpiDeR 1:19:38 Giant --ENEMY-- Crab 1:42:09 Small -enemy- --Pider 1:51:27 small fuckin enemy spider 1:53:53 GIANT ENEMY- 2:07:52 **hyperventilating** 2:09:41 he's insane 3:05:44 Enemy. A-An Enemy Evil.. A Giant - Evil Enemy-Enemy

[@solaireknightofastora]

1:51:27 small fuckin enemy spider

[@ProtoManiac2283]

@@solaireknightofastora thank you

[@Lord_of_Rot]

Also mY giEnt eNemY

[@sarasuarez5529]

can someone please explain the context and why and how he does that to his voice to go "small ENEMY spider"

[@user-cv3mk4sd6u]

@@sarasuarez5529 he wants it to sound spliced

[@amoth7757]

I like to imagine the “voice actor friend” is literally just the frog detective sitting next to jerma, drinking water, choking on almonds, swelling,

[@aniyilator]

*slowly swelling*

[@rubyylubi]

HIM TRIPPING WHEN HE ARRIVES TO THE PLACE IS JUST TOO FUNNY

[@lloydau3610]

I feel like Jerma created the perfect voice for our frog detective, it couldnt be any better.

[@David-gr1do]

@@lloydau3610 agreed

[@ruliak]

That's what i imagined too!

[@matt5898]

"I'm not gonna do this all stream" *proceeds to voiceover the entire game*

[@stinkyfelines6]

& of course a legend was born:

[@tanuki847]

jerma struggling to fight against the irish accent by screaming in agony was the highlight of the stream for me

[@marniexoxo]

im irish and i thought it was hilarious, a highlight for me too

[@samgomez9942]

@@marniexoxo I'm not and I also thought it was hilarious

[@mcdumpus]

I can't believe the 2020 nominations for worst and best voices all came from the same stream

[@OracleNeedsAHandle]

Even crazier that both are different levels of Bernie Sanders.

[@totallynotlilly]

i love frog detective so much he's so cute he's just a little guy just a sweet little frog

[@thatchervandenhemel8899]

I know right he’s absolutely adorable

[@steve7745]

Frog detective is a pretty cool guy, eh detect frog and doesn't afraid of anything

[@keane6]

certified silly little goober

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Hes so cute. ”Im not a baby…🐸”

[@samgomez9942]

​@@steve7745 wtf does this comment mean

[@Professorlicme8]

omfg his whole voice actor bit is hilarious and helps me understand the psycho memes. Hes so good at pretending like theres another person in the room

[@blarpnarp]

39:00 HES HITTING THAT DANCE SO HARD HOLY SHIT

[@Tinlion09]

He was hitting that yoinky-sploinky before you even had the words for it.

[@soddaszn4592]

MOUSE WAS GETTING STURDY FR‼️‼️💯💯🔥🔥

[@Ralsey]

39:00 HE BE HITTING THE KILLER BEAN MOVES kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZuln4qql9momMU

[@MontyTheMothman]

the best part about detective frog is his completely serious demeanor and the fact he has been cursed with his tiny voice

[@hankwicklund2182]

Frog = Otto voice Bernie = Bernie Sanders Larry = Evil Bernie Sanders Koala = Barack Obama Orbit = Donald Trump Mo = Elmo/Anime girl/Randy Savage Martin = Every single accent Jerma can do Ralph = Sheogorath/generic Scotsman

[@creepercommande4171]

Mo goes from the squeakiest voice to randy savage in less than 2 minutes

[@anxiousscribe]

"Different spectrums of Bernie"

[@othergeorgea]

I live in Scotland and idk about a generic Scotsman but sheogorath is pretty on the ball

[@annika8674]

Noodle = the sheep clone teacher from Clone High

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Small *ENEMY* spider theme = Godly

[@StreifelXP]

I have fallen asleep to this for the past year if there is ever a Frog Detective 3 and he doesn't stream it I will make it my mission in life to have that happen I need more of this.

[@Guruc13]

Gonna try this tonight, thanks y'all Edit: update three weeks later, turns out I've been falling asleep to the Jerma Rumble videos better than anything. Two and three are my favorite. I think I like them more because I fell asleep on a car ride to them once? Also I have the whole thing kinda memorized, so hearing different parts feels good and familiar to me

[@birbeeee]

great news frog detective 3 coming soon. our mission begins

[@Guruc13]

@@birbeeee thank you so much, I just told my friends when you told me this. Woo hooo! FD3!

[@quinnherron7707]

Try: His Cooking simulator stream

[@Guruc13]

@@quinnherron7707 thank you. Update: Tried, the timer beeping is a deal-breaker for me. That and the Italian, up-beat pizza music in the last cooking stream. Does make me grin though!

[@karmaloaf3923]

2:32:52 "for a train ticket" sounds exactly like GLaDOS, holy shit.

[@bashelow9859]

It kinda do

[@Matthew-nd2iq]

Holy shit that’s wack

[@Hwyadylaw]

The effect he's using is the same as one of the ones used for GLaDOS' actual voice. Just flatten and shift the pitch of each syllable and you're basically there.

[@healbeam6721]

Oh my god

[@wacklemandoe]

Also sounded like shodan

[@peachymayo5273]

I have insomnia but I have never been able to watch this video past the 1 hour mark. It’s actually miraculous how much this helps me sleep. I’ve found the miracle cure and it’s cute jerma voice acting. I just only wish I could finish it because of how fun the stream is

[@kylogenx]

Yeah I know how it is, been having trouble sleeping for weeks but laying in bed watching Jerma streams always helps put me to sleep 😄

[@trinscabbage9414]

For me it's the Otto voice and being able to know what happens even if I'm not watching it. Otto voice is just fun and silly and it's like he's reading a bedtime story to me :3

[@blarpnarp]

My boyfriend has sleeping issues so maybe I should show them this stream

[@JosefinaQB]

If u finish the stream you will never sleep again

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

I’m right there with you! It’s like he’s reading a bedtime story to us and doing funny voices to make us smile. It’s so comforting.

[@nicholasware446]

That "Skyping the Voice Actor" joke was so fucking good holy shit

[@joshawottva]

I was legitimately convinced there were two people talking during that whole bit

[@princessfetus]

This was my first ever Jerma video and I thought it was all real

[@elmo1530]

Not a joke it was real

[@samgomez9942]

​@@princessfetus Holy shit I'm so jealous, I would've loved to come to that realization that Jerma was just an insane person.

[@luxintelligentia4632]

He was like ”im not a baby..🥺” 1:06:45

[@bernadettebread]

I’ve never felt as much affection for a dumb Jerma character than the Frog Detective voice actor. Protect him at all costs.

[@StripezTheBeast]

AKA, Jerma pitches his demo reel to 5000 people

[@kittycolours]

the fact that his demo reel is actually out there is so funny

[@Hwyadylaw]

Jerma as Frog Detective is the best casting I've ever seen.

[@williamkline6450]

Disappointed he wasn’t in frog detective 2

[@howlette]

Was not expecting this game to be Jerma’s most political stream

[@moldyskittle]

I think the voice for frog detective is cute. It bothers me that I think it’s cute.

[@joeywilson7026]

Don't let it bother you, homie. It is a cute voice.

[@elijahdumbidiotstupid8736]

Ikr I hate calling things cute even if they are cute

[@Guruc13]

It's a cute voice!

[@FriskyD.]

The Sonic voice or the original?

[@trinscabbage9414]

Otto voice awakens my inner child

[@trampston1482]

59:53 he does the old resub sound

[@abobo5863]

THE trampston? But here?

[@what-hn1od]

wait? What?

[@beetle333]

I found the mouse breakdancing in the background while jerma was talking to martin quite funny 😭

[@szyszysz]

I was literally chocking from laughter 😭😭😭😭

[@judeofford]

adorable game, perfect jerma game

[@chrisfuentes7311]

babi gaem

[@ciarantanner1464]

Here here!

[@theophany4935]

"I'll be there in uh... two hours." *"Be here in fucking ten minutes."*

[@insanneous]

This stream devolved into a puppet show with each passing second and i loved it. For sure one of my favorite streams, jesus christ you only get this kind of shit from jerma, i love it.

[@MarcusXZ]

1:52:54 jerma and his community

[@prungojumpty]

the fact Jerma got mad about his own bit but blames it on chat is killing me

[@aveline1090]

7:12 >"im not gonna do this the whole stream" >slips right back into impressions 3 seconds later also to hear jerma say selamat datang kembali so confusedly was funny, i never get to hear indonesian online

[@nyanbinary4031]

1:52:25 You can hear him almost break character as he realizes how much like Frog Detective he is 😂

[@angryfyce]

Frog voice actor slips and falls live on stream! (HE SHITS HIS PANTS)

[@littelcreatchure506]

i went to retweet this and then remembered this is youtube

[@Lawnmower737]

@@littelcreatchure506 What?

[@BigChillenXD]

1:19:36 Giant enemy crab

[@slop4308]

*1 milisecond of beatboxing*

[@Graph06]

Jerma has a conversation with himself for 3 hours

[@Flowereypanda]

i started this vod yesterday and finished watching him play the first game, and didnt get this comment, then i started the 2nd part today and now i get it

[@clyderatman8753]

i love how out of all of jermas streams this stream just magically helps people fall asleep. thought it was just me but looking at these comments im definitely not alone in the comforting aura of this stream

[@solharv7817]

1:24:40 best joke of 2020 so far

[@Redfurt]

I bet you its gonna be nominated for "Best joke taking longer than 5 minutes to set up" at the end of the year

[@bananabames8184]

honestly, that was my favourite part of any stream so far this year

[@Wynterloverr]

Mr Greenz beats this for me

[@AliKhan-pv3oc]

@@Redfurt you won the bet

[@beetle333]

I find his frog detective impression so adorable in all honesty

[@youdontgetanextrahour7812]

48:20 mo dancing in the background while they talk about a fake scenario is pure comedy tbh

[@liviousgameplay1755]

(40:00) Mo break dancing in the background really puts the cherry on top of this convo.

[@Malmorious]

Yes

[@Tanmania]

Not gonna lie Jerma, that Bernie sanders voice spectrum was really impressive.

[@twodollars4u]

That phone call bit is exactly why Jerma is a master of comedy.He can take a flimsy premise, build on it, and execute it perfectly.

[@watchableraven3517]

He's also insane

[@LemonySurpiseTube]

1:08:40 "what" sounds exactly like star_

[@matthewhesler7054]

A Lemon holy moly you are right

[@Inexpressable]

I have noticed instances where star has sounded exactly like jerma, too

[@Matthew-nd2iq]

Inexpressable plot twist: star never existed, it was just Jerma the whole time talking to himself.

[@christianmogol960]

maybe hes hanging out with him again like in their gta 4 series

[@sailor7388]

Who is star_?

[@BBK96]

I like how the frogs voice was established within the 2nd sentence Jerma read

[@frogman1]

i was pretty much asleep when he started talking to people and they started skype calling him and it was so ear gratingly loud. in my dream i kept trying to turn down the volume but it didn't work. jerma is the worst sleep paralysis demon

[@frogman1]

was there a moment where he checks a student's attendance through skype or was that just my dream

[@solaireknightofastora]

A below average size, hostile, arachnid

[@elixa562]

Mouth-made sounds of rhythmic nature

[@guywith_dog]

2:14:10 jerma marveling at the use of "dingus" might be my favorite thing about this video

[@Raptremrum]

I feel like this game is made by Jerma, it fits so perfectly

[@b0leg23]

1:02:06 SMALL enemy SPIDER

[@confusedeel1332]

The way he said "enemy", it really hit me

[@friccle_]

@@confusedeel1332 “enmi”

[@mrwebzone]

If Frog Detective 3 doesn’t have full voice acting by Jerma and the original Frog Detective VA then it isn’t worth existing.

[@Burley_Bert]

I think Jerma is doing the frogs voice

[@ilovesmosh2012]

no that's just frog voice actor

[@hydrorex5644]

Nah I think that Jeremy is doing it

[@ilovesmosh2012]

@@hydrorex5644 no

[@LilaNilaVanilla]

No, it's the voice actor doing the voice. Please stop spreading missinformation online! We already can't trust books imagine if everybody on the internet lied as well

[@ilovesmosh2012]

@@LilaNilaVanilla finally a normal person...

[@superskh]

The bit with the mic gets so much funnier when you consider the fact that it's a professional voice actor who doesn't have a good mic at his house.

[@eliotroswell7448]

37:21 get stick bugged lol

[@MrAzul184]

1:02:05 Get small enemy spidered

[@Haedox]

very good stream

[@pepperonicheesecake1656]

Stop following me I saw your comment on some kh3 remind video

[@Neeb_Llyas]

yes

[@phoondos]

Pepperoni Cheesecake no one asked

[@ilovesmosh2012]

U subbed to tech support scam

[@stizo9571]

1:02:09 small enemy spider 1:19:39 giant enemy crab 1:42:11 small enemy druh-ider 1:51:28 small fuckin enemy spider 1:53:55 giant enemy 2:09:42 hsjdnnsksjdjr- you ok?

[@8BitDifferent]

Thanks so much for this. Now I can click on them quickly and remix his voice even more

[@vinobjaws]

I liked the new voice actor, he probably worked so hard to get the role, and thought this was his big break :(

[@hormiguitasenmicara]

jerma's range.... Scares Me

[@JohnRed]

Frog Detective for Jerma Rumble

[@cloudycretin]

How Jerma makes those squeak sounds when doing Mo’s voice... baffles me...

[@Lawnmower737]

With his hands by compressing air together to make a squeaking sound.

[@regi7675]

Sounded like a smoke detector

[@malachivonschlegel2016]

1:17:24 for the best dance of the night.

[@citrusblast4372]

I still think the king had the best dance

[@hammies.]

excellent

[@trinscabbage9414]

I love this stream so dearly, it makes me so happy and just comforted. It just is so nice. I wish jerma woukd read a bedtime story to me

[@trinscabbage9414]

I have a lot of issues

[@lauralide4804]

@@trinscabbage9414 Lmao, how do you have issues? It's a great sleep stream

[@trinscabbage9414]

@lauralide I have issues regardless but I just want jerma to read like the entirety of the princess bride or smthin so I can sleep to it

[@kaizokuAUTO]

@@trinscabbage9414 Do you by any chance have issues with your relation to your father

[@edenelegiac]

many people suggest we evolved from ameoba, this is false, we all have evolved from bernie sanders and as such we all have the innate ability to channel him

[@10lolmaticrack12]

1:02:05 OH WAIT A MINUTE, HOLY SH*T THERE'S A §măľĺ əňęmý ßpīđèŕ **super beatboxing time**

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I think Jerma’s compact range of voices is actually an advantage sometimes, because it’s the only way a random character will just be straightup 44th President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama. Way funnier than if he actually did a unique voice for the characters

[@C0ZIII]

okay but Jerma is unironically a good voice actor

[@robloxdeathnoise8034]

When he did the Bernie Sanders impression I just about died. When he did the evil Bernie voice i actually died.

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

Edgy Teenager where’s the evil one

[@robloxdeathnoise8034]

@@PizzboyGetsPizzas he starts talking to larry at 19:22 and chat calls his voice "evil bernie" at 20:49

[@johnhoss2247]

Man, you reminded me of the Bernie and Trump impersonations he did in his dark souls 3 videos. Those were really funny

[@ShepTheBep]

I'm sorry for your loss

[@CrypticRite]

This is sleepable. Me waking up to it, falling back asleep, waking up in the morning, wondering if I had a jerma dream by checking my KZbin history proves it.

[@meowseno9095]

I absolutely love this play through. One of my favorite from Jerma. Never fails to put me in a better mood.

[@aidan1202googs]

this whole stream is just so creative his humor is actually never seen before i don’t get why he’s so funny and clever not tryna dickride

[@rotisseriepossum]

I hope in frog detective 3 he learns how to put on a hat

[@walpster]

Boy do I have some news for you

[@rotisseriepossum]

@@walpster omg I played it and saw, literally flawless

[@ibraheemafzal2436]

I don’t think I can watch anyone else playing games for over an hour except for Jerma

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

🕷️ Small enemy spider 🕷️

[@homsar21596]

54:57 "I WROTE THE DAMN BILL!"

[@elpinchetti]

Who else wants to eat frog detective as an ice cream bar?

[@kermie-frog1955]

I do

[@krushingproductions4725]

1:38:40 CROSSOVER EPISODE

[@katies1149]

I want this added to the Library of Congress.

[@cpt.keaton]

When Bugelberry interrupted the call, I fucking DIED

[@scrungybingus285]

the book conversation near the end of Frog Detective 1 is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in months

[@wizard2862]

I love hearing jerma "warm up" to a voice and then slowly use a completely different voice, the only mostly consistent one in this is frog detective lmao some of his voices are so great though!! including the bernie spectrum, but he has plenty of great voices and idk I feel like we don't acknowledge that talent enough! it's impressive

[@hem9483]

we can’t acknowledge them. his small tiny frail neck wouldn’t be able to support his massive ego if we gave him genuine compliments. (also he knows we love him, so it’s okay ❤️)

[@teruterujasu]

first time watching this vod and i cant believe i never clicked it before jerma's otto/kid voice is my favorite voice of his and im so glad we get to hear it for an extended time here c:

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

"It's another hour...it's thirty minutes..." Sees there's exactly two hours left.

[@NibNibNib]

This stream was so perfect that even his Jerma jokes somehow got set up in just a couple of minutes

[@DartRipper69er]

If there is a film adaptation of this game I really hope they pick Jerma to voice frog detective

[@idna832]

Full respect for swapping between voices

[@PointsofData]

I like to believe Otto is the "voice actor" on discord

[@morganhalle9905]

The pseudo-political science throwaway lines in the dialogue are absolutely phenomenal

[@flatterswhite]

That's too smart for me can you give an example

[@newt9578]

@@flatterswhite 1:50:36 (ish) new people are good for communities despite fears of "the other," reads as an immigration allegory (from my perspective at least)

[@dundeecake]

@@newt9578 I thought of the gatekeeping in the lgbt+ community lmao but also def that.

[@Real_Kirbo]

2:10:45 subject-985 has figured out entity-3609 is a figment of his imagination, entity-1, or "chat" as he calls it, is still reigning over his mind, it seems as if he maintains control over entity-1 for now, but who knows what may happen. the public is starting to ask questions about our facilities and why we have so much funding, i've kept them at bay by informing them about the "cat girls" in production but as a result of that, entity-1 has somehow convinced the subject that he must wear a catgirl outfit, we have not given him the materials yet and i dont think we ever will, that might send him spiraling. this has been log 800 of subject-985 "jeremy"

[@KirioGameNote]

The frog is otto confirmed

[@MrC2car]

Otto and the genie having a conversation.

[@darkdragen7243]

3:28 "Eat a Good Breakfast" Why did I laugh, I don't know but I will, I will do that eventually, what a good guy

[@billbo8327]

ok on the real jerma should voice characters in a bizarre video game

[@johnnyguitar7802]

he voiced in a video game b4!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHexeYehodJpi80

[@MissJenniJinx]

I know this is an old stream, but out of all the jerma streams, this one & the 3rd might just be my favorite. The game is just so wholesome and cute and funny, and Jerma puts on such a great personality with it. I’ve visited this when things have gotten hard at night w/ my anxiety and depression & it just has really helped having a laugh before sleep. thanks jerma for taking a break from being a psycho serial killer to putting on a couple silly voices for a few hours.

[@sillyveemo]

bro fr this stream is so chill but funny and cute at the same time

[@zim6622]

i fall asleep to this stream like every night and i’m starting to have dreams about it

[@hacktplanet450]

I kinda hope every frog detective game ends with the mystery being a complete accident

[@TheDonkeyKong8]

The impressions in this stream were incredible

[@ReaverTheSurvivalist]

“This game is going to be like an hour long” Stream is three hours :)

[@waffless1356]

It was about an hour long. The first one anyway

[@anthonyparillo7832]

jermas beatboxing is genuinely impressive

[@faellcedaer5034]

The way Jerma says “the ghost is on a roadtrip” makes me giggle hysterically every time i think about it

[@iAussieGuy]

I love Jerma's frog voice, so cute

[@fakedoggo4208]

this is so comfy

[@BBK96]

The frog voice makes me so happy

[@nyanbinary4031]

1:59:00 Spectrums of Bernie New band name, called it!

[@Bingus365]

The voice he did for Noodle is the best one I've heard him do. Had me rolling