Bumbling Through Seven Mansions: Ghastly Smile p.8 - Reject Humanity, Become Dolphin (FINAL)

[@mrsnrub37]

Alan and The Chipmunks Reina laying it on real thick in Kei's secret ending, like she wasn't ready to drop Kei for Alan in a heartbeat. Shame there wasn't anything more on Tanya and whatever her deal was. Thx for the LP

[@DerivativeWorker]

I like how the secret ending both seemed more like soap opera stuff and not a horror story about mad science, eugenics, and fighting a horde of S&M dressed monsters.

[@NotJonJost]

Christy's mom was done in by polluted water, but Christy (with her fine and delicate palette) was almost done in by merely disgusting water.

[@sweetpotatofreak]

I'm starting to think that maybe Reina wasn't so cute and wise after all...

[@Metal-4]

It's interesting you don't get anyone's reaction to Reina's heartfelt plea to the person ready to destroy the world. But you do get her intense reaction to Kei's betrayal (?). I think Reina's ending was cut short, based off that scene of her kissing Alan in the intro.

[@owd2960]

The 4x Alan “death” scream was beautiful. I kept hoping you’d increment it to 5x and then 6x partway through just to add to the gag, but that alone was worth the price of admission. … which is admittedly free on my part. I am, after all, the cow that the ad companies are consuming. But just imagine I paid money to see this instead.

[@Luigifan4ever11]

Ohhh I get it! The Golem in Reina's playthrough is the one before the water resistance was added, Kei fights the new and improved water-resistant Golem!

[@NoRealPattern]

I tell you, if we were back in the old SA LP days, I definitely would've made a 'relax and become a dolphin' avatar and quote

[@Karma20XX]

As rough as this game looked, I think the 3D artists who worked on the cut scenes were trying. There are some cute animations. Someone was trying to give the characters more emotion and personality. I wish there was an extra scene with Reina x Alan's ending. This game really needed more cute moments with Kei and Reina. It really didn't seem like either of them care too much about each other. :/

[@saraczwei6850]

I feel like this was supposed to be a vampire story that they transplanted to a modern setting. A couple happens upon a "castle" populated by incredibly hot people, spooky stuff happens and in the end the hot vampire wants to take his revenge on mankind. You even have the Carmilla in Tanya. The execution is... not quite successful, to say the least. In any case, whenever I am afraid of dioxin polluted water (one of the components of agent orange), I am just going to imagine myself as a dolphin swimming in dioxin polluted water. That sounds so nice! I think this is probably the most Dreamcast game that ever graced the Dreamcast. So while I cannot imagine it was fun to play this put a ghastly smile on my face, so thanks for this play-through!

[@AllisonIsLivid]

@saraczwei6850 oh man, they should've done that. Just a Gothic novel of a survival horror game. That has potential!

[@inferno232]

You know I think I'm just going to try the dolphin trick on any fear or anxiety I have in life. Financial woes? Don't have to pay rent if I'm a dolphin!

[@AllisonIsLivid]

This might be the brain-fever talkin' but something about Reina's secret ending is just the right kind of stupid to be adorable and charming. It kind of feels like they were trying to tell a serious story, for like, a split second.

[@Nnomad175]

Disappointed that there's not a secret ending where Ricky blows up an outhouse and it blows up Christalia. Also, re: elemental trauma, you could say that Agent Morgan was traumatized by earth.

[@ArispeMatt]

There is a secret ending that requires four or eight hours (I forget the exact amount, but it's an excessive amount of time) to pass before meeting the doctor. I forget if the coop mode has a different ending.

[@ryszardbies]

They should re-release this game on modern platforms with no change but adding third secret romantic ending with our good friend morris the brain in the jar. Hes the bisexual option obliviously.

[@forestsavior]

This game would definitely be forgottable if it weren't for the utterly insane cutscenes. All the tedious backtracking, awful combat, and questionable puzzles are redeemed by the promise that just around the corner there will be another Reina candy rage, another "are you serious" nonsensical Ernest/Alan infodump, or more of Schnider's delightful goon laugh. It has the same sick, delightful B-movie appeal to me as OverBlood. Except the vests are bigger and the Pipos are far worse.

[@spuzzz3494]

Parents, please talk to your children when they start building giant rockets under one of your mansions.

[@foxyshibata3783]

Kei's so real because in College, if a woman I had anything in common with said I had beautiful eyes, i'd have fallen for her on the spot as well.

[@slash197]

For real though, what water did Christy drink? What kind of evil water could she have gotten a terminal illness from? Did she slurp up some nuclear reactor coolant?

[@Scarwing]

Four whole endings, and not one of them explain what was going on with Tanya...

[@In4m8ion]

Nothing says brilliant cellular biologist doctor like blue camo cargo shorts

[@kimtae858]

Playing b-movies isn't nearly as fun as watching you play then. Thanks for suffering for us, SGF!

[@Luigifan4ever11]

I said this before, but it very much feels like the developers wanted to do a lot more with this than they had time or budget for. I can only imagine it'd be a lot more fleshed out if they had the chance. Say what you will, this is a bit of a diamond in the rough to me... just... a very small, rough diamond. Alright, and now a question: . . . . . . . . . . Do you think that... A. Reina and Kei were a couple before coming to the island. During Kei's secret ending, he falls in love with Christy without telling Reina, and cheats on her. 2. Reina and Kei weren't a couple, but due to overcoming what happened on the island, they bond and they fall in love. Reina cries in Kei's secret ending because of her unspoken feelings for him. III. Reina's in love with Christie and feels Kei stole her from her (the secret Yuri option)

[@AllisonIsLivid]

@Luigifan4ever11 this game doesn't have a secret yuri option, that's way too optimistic. Though I do think the Kei ending would've been perfect if Ricky had rolled up in the boat and whisked Reina away to a life of Ricky adventure.

[@shokatsuryoukoumei]

No secret romance ending with Schnider? What a letdown...

[@johnDoe-uw2zs]

lol the squeaking

[@Tanukitsune2]

So Reina is portrayed as the "dumb one", but she gets the puzzles and the lab assistant does the action? Because girl?

[@AllisonIsLivid]

@@Tanukitsune2 yes