Superman is a Super D*ck

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I'm starting to think this Superman guy is a real jerk.
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[@Huggbees]

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[@muffin8460]

no

[@IIZILLAII]

Nah.

[@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin]

No.

[@Jahski27]

Capitalism🎉🎉

[@thedotgiver2820]

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[@Eric_Hunt194]

Er... Huggbees, me old mucker... the term "Chinese Junk" is not in fact a dated racist trope. It's literally just the name of a type of traditional sailing ship from China, which the old sailor was whittling a model of.

[@michaelhyatt5262]

beat me to it

[@coltondodger]

Well yes but just about anything " affordably" produced in West Taiwan (china) Can likely be described as junk. This unsolicited anti-sino opinion is brought to you by boredom

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

I've always wondered how it's pronounced. Is it junk or something like "yoonk?"

[@historicflame972]

@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 We don't call them junks, we just call them the word for boat

[@striker8961]

And I wonder why they called it that, or do you think Chinese people give English names to things.

[@meadnex331]

It saddens me immensely to know that the cover of superman scarfing down 10 platoons worth of mcdonalds out of fear of starvation is of some plot of a metal alloy stealing the sun power, instead of the immensely cooler idea of the villain of the week having some kind of rapid starvation power, which requires superman to balance kicking his ass with devouring any food in sight

[@bjaurus6375]

Fuck. Reminds me of a Justice League villain that attacked by making all the heroes fall asleep. Bats was the last left standing so he stopped in front of a diner or something. Pushed everyone in line aside, and demanded some coffee.

[@Aldenfenris]

@@bjaurus6375 The animated series had some crazy moments, he trapped everyone in nightmares but bats yeah.

[@kevingluys3063]

Crank: High -Voltage- Fructose Corn Syrup

[@borkerman]

Same, the whole no one gets a drop plot could be Superman found out sea water or poison has been mixed in

[@Josuh]

That power sounds scary as fuck

[@jackwhite2654]

I dont think the "Chinese junk" line is supposed to be racist, because those kinds of ships are literally called junks. That's their actual name.

[@DoodsUnited]

A junk (Chinese: 船; pinyin: chuán) is a type of Chinese sailing ship characterized by a central rudder, an overhanging flat transom, watertight bulkheads, and a flat-bottomed design. They are also characteristically built using iron nails and clamps. The term applies to many types of small coastal or river ships, usually serving as cargo ships, pleasure boats, or houseboats, but also ranging in size up to large ocean-going vessels. There can be significant regional variations in the type of rig and the layout of the vessel.

[@motherteresa9127]

Thanks. I was gonna point that out.

[@Krystalmyth]

​@@DoodsUnited So a fleet would be call a Bunch of Junk? 🤔

[@Ghostgate611]

​@@DoodsUnited I also enjoy disgaea dood

[@RodrigoGarcia-ze5em]

During the last years of pre crisis superman existence he started dating lana lang as clark kent and lois lane as superman, the guy literally cheated with both of them.

[@kingbash6466]

Broke: Evil Superman is a dictator that kills anyone that even slightly opposes him Woke: Evil Superman is just him being a nuisance who does petty stuff like stealing ice cream or causing traffic jams.

[@christopherauzenne5023]

Ascended: evil Superman is all about them Benjamins

[@runeanonymous9760]

People discussed a hypothetical Earth-3 where good *does* triumph over evil, and Ultraman is like a random event- he causes problems and then leaves once he’s bored or one of the heroes defeats him (presumably in the manner of a mythological trickster)

[@AnnoyingSquib]

We have that kind of Woke evil superman. His name is Butters Stotch and he's Professor Chaos.

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

I love that clip of Superman on red kryptonite and I think the worst thing he does is put a girl's cat in a tree and waits until AFTER she starts crying that he flies off

[@quinnzykir]

@@thedeliveryboy1123Jay Jonah Jameson: THAT PAJAMA WEARING VIGILANTE IS A MENACE

[@arcanonn]

Funny, Super Dick happens to be the name of my local college screamo band.

[@nuke9915]

are they on streaming? if so can i get a link?

[@AceJackWagon885]

Funny, my High School nickname happened to be Super Dick after my pants fell down.

[@Fud4nshi]

It doesn’t even have to be streaming, KZbin EVER

[@brysonharrison5698]

90's Screamo/Skrams or like your mom calling Bullet For My Valentine screamo?

[@magicfish8213]

Prove it

[@grfrjiglstan]

You can't imagine how disappointed I was that Superman didn't actually kill Aquaman from criminal negligence.

[@Metal_Maoist]

Jimmy Olsen isn't actually being racist there, a "junk" is just a type of chinese sailing ship

[@silentdrew7636]

I was about to come in and say this. Not only a type of ship, but the mainstay of Zheng He's treasure fleet and one of the most advanced wooden ships ever made.

[@_NobodySpecial_]

silver age superman is what J Jonah Jameson would report of regular superman

[@crimson5pider]

Actually I think Jonah would love Superman since he doesn't wear a mask 🤓

[@abithefallenhuman921]

​@@crimson5piderthe mask isn't the issue for JJJ, it's the fact he can't be identified as a regular person, with no real way to punish him if something goes wrong

[@Solidjj]

Easiest addition to my liked videos list!

[@lololordjr]

Perhaps

[@roderguzmen]

WhAT ArE yOu dOINg herE ?!?

[@tytyguy1able]

I knew that Superman impression sounded familiar

[@Lordmaster135]

Hey it's the funny slideshow guy

[@Irvingizcool]

Jolid sj gif or whatever

[@roxygaming5968]

I love the idea of everyone just thinking Clark Kent's rubbing one out in a broom closet every time he excuses himself to go do Superman things.

[@crimson5pider]

Like how he rubbed that metal bar into a magnet

[@TomoLamp]

Roxy lalonde

[@jobah619]

@@TomoLampBro what

[@TheEggGuy64]

I think the title "Super man is a dick" was also the pitch for the tv show the boys

[@nikorek1470]

nah, it's more "super man is a god forsaken hypocritic lunatic, where the only reason he didn't end humanity yet is because of him being an attention whore"

[@Stannyboyyyyyy]

Along with the entirety of the Synder super hero movies

[@Notanegg.]

No the pitch was "Superman is a dick who loves breast milk"

[@YeeeHaaw]

And also a large list of fetishes

[@perky8390]

eh? i mean the comic is much more like that than the show, the comic is just "here's your favorite superhero but they're an edgy loser who likes kids", garth ennis is open about his pure hatred for superman and the show actually did better than garth could ever

[@grantmoore8228]

In defense of Lois Lane's fiancée, I would believe my partner had ESP if she saved a waiter from tripping if I lived in the DC universe. Freaking everyone has superpowers in that world! My significant other could be able to do two backflips in a row and I'd think they were related to gods or exposed to super backflipping gas as a child.

[@oscardalmatiner8724]

Experimental gymnastic gas

[@BaniTheBun]

The SolidJJ jumpscare made me think I accidentally switched to a different video

[@Mr_Edward_Nigma]

I noticed the voices the second they appear, I questioned if Superman was somehow voiced by huggbees for a moment, but then the other voices appeared and it fully clicked.

[@The_Sharktocrab]

Huggbees was snowflame in a jj video so its the completion of the prophecy

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

The Prophecy has bren completed

[@AMan-xz7tx]

@@The_Sharktocrab The moment I heard Mr. H. Bees' voice in a Solidjj video I knew, somehow, somewhere, a collaborative video between the two for this channel was on the way... of course it was going to be something about how stupid old comics were

[@The_Sharktocrab]

@@AMan-xz7tx I expected this to be a "from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh" joke

[@houselemuellan8756]

Superman leaving the Old Man in a lifeless water world is honestly genuis, then they ruined it by saying he's weak to red water and not the fact that there's no ships there for him to sink

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

I love and hate that the Silver Age of Superman can basically be summarized as: "You know that character created to embody the inner hope for a better tomorrow that every human has? The one that presents us with an idealized idol to strive towards, that shows us the truest essence of kindness, compassion, endless love, and a true reverence for the lives of all humans? Yeah. Let's have him act like what edgy 14 year olds THINK Captain America would act like"

[@stevepensando2593]

Silver Age covers Superman was the original Homelander

[@AidanDaGreat]

Normalize being a good person.

[@thecaptain6520]

​@@AidanDaGreatnever

[@AidanDaGreat]

@@thecaptain6520 uno reverse

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@thecaptain6520your the exception Blackbeard

[@random-productions1837]

Expectation: Superman gets irrationally scared of water and the whole city almost dies of thirst (or I guess superman saving everyone from the poisoned water supply) Reality: The whole city gets irrationally scared of water and superman pulls an all-nighter beating up a crazy dude

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

My greatest sadness is I never got to see what Billy Herrington would look like in a Superman outfit. You all know he would’ve looked so cool

[@AeriDjGk]

You're not alone, we all carry that weight. This should be pinned. For Billy.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

Aniki wrestled all of those guys to protect us.

[@simonikonnikov2199]

Rest in peace, Billy. You were truly a boss of this gym

[@PlatinumTuna]

He already looked like a greek god, he'd have pulled a great man of steel.

[@RodrigoGarcia-ze5em]

During the last years of pre crisis superman existence he started dating lana lang as clark kent and lois lane as superman, the guy literally cheated with both of them.

[@cosmicmuse2195]

The whole "I hope you finished that contract" line is even more funny if you think about the fact he might have put that man back into mine if it wasnt

[@simulacra7885]

19:22 Huggbees went from the earth to the moon in 90 frames or 1.5 seconds, which means he was traveling at 85.4974325% the speed of light.

[@Galamoth06]

Nice. I thought it took light around 5 seconds or so to reach the moon from Earth, guess it's a little quicker than that.

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

And most importantly... It was funny

[@StarkMaximum]

He can just do that.

[@thehouserbunch4818]

FELLOW POWERSCALER SPOTTED

[@purplehaze2358]

"Rand believes Lois implicitly because he's a dunderhead who thinks seeing his fiance save a waiter from falling over is proof enough to legitimize the supernatural." To be fair, in a setting as batshit insane as that of a comic book, do you really need much to convince you the supernatural is real?

[@TheHutchy01]

In a world where there's a motherfucker who can talk to fish, Superman, a dude who can make magic light holograms from a joke store ring, and the seemly unkillable Joker, it's hardly beyond the realm of possibility.

[@ivanbluecool]

Surprised superman actually caught Lois lane with her constantly jumping off of the roof. Wish DC did a story where he didn't come in time to show how horrible it is Lois keeps doing this

[@daraghokane4236]

They did once Lois said superman will save me he always does unless hes in space or something. Then Lois is in the hospital and Superman says sorry I was in space.

[@San-nj8fj]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076Just because jumping off rooftops is a hobby of hers in the comics doesn’t mean it isn’t shitty behavior to basically threaten suicide to force someone to reveal their deepest secrets

[@shinigamijack4208]

​@halfmettlealchemist8076 Lois sucking as a human being Is pretty common throughout the comics, too. That's one of the things that usually try to scrub from the tv shows.

[@felixdaniels37]

​@halfmettlealchemist8076 The thing is, Lois jumping off buildings in the hopes Superman would save her was rarely, if ever, treated as anything more than a joke. Both in the comics and the original movies, whenever she tried pulling that stunt it usually backfired on her, like how instead of Clark saving her, he simply blew her into a tomato truck. The fact MAWS unironically used that as a source of drama just shows how hard they missed the point.

[@realKarlFranz]

​@felixdaniels37 L take

[@GPismymom]

I love Solidjjs superman voice, I was pretty confused at first because I thought you were just extremely good at mimicking the same

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

Nobody told Huggbees he could've used Wayback Machine to see the original Superd*ckery website, tragic.

[@evandaymon8303]

Wayback machine cant always go back before. He may actually did try that but it probably didn't work or was not able to do so due to time constraints wanting get this video out soon as he can

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

@@evandaymon8303 Nah, pretty sure all of the website is on Wayback Machine, I know, cause I tried.

[@Gattousai]

@@evandaymon8303 I just did it. Didn't take me more than two minutes. What are you talking about?

[@evandaymon8303]

@@Gattousai sometimes it doesn't work all time cant wayback further then what's alreadu recorded. Or maybe he just forgot who cares move on stop making it big deal.

[@BagOfMagicFood]

I remember when Progressive Boink had an article acting all resentful about Superdickery's popularity!

[@Galamoth06]

It looks like the old man was partway through magically changing into his evil sea king costume, and the boots happen to look just like Aquaman's footwear.

[@Dwarfshark2000]

Huggbees is like a father. Really cool when he is here but away for months at a time.

[@cake_0078]

Mine was away for 2 years lol

[@dooper264]

@@cake_0078okay show off

[@dum_potat]

Huggbees is like a father, he mommed my fuck :(

[@savageshot3723]

​@@cake_0078Yeah well mine died. kick rocks NERD

[@CupoteaYT]

​​@@cake_0078lucky, wish I was in your shoes

[@villekorhonen824]

Talking of weaknesses and clever solutions. There's an comic where superman spends his entire week dressed up as an giant bird in order to scare an talking bird to telling everyone about his secret identity. Superman has nothing better to do with his time than wearing bird costume and yelling at a parrot, parrot he is supposed to be taking care of.

[@BurnieCybers]

The first time Superman speaks; “is that…?” The second sentence; “IT IS! IT ACTUALLY IS!”

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

Yeah solidjj has such iconic voices

[@stripedligerpilot7419]

To be fair to Lois in the first story, Superman missing her birthday was the straw that broke the camels back, not the full reason she broke up with him. This was the era of Superman yelling, screaming, and downright abusing her mentally. Him missing her birthday probably happened a day after he threw her off a building purposely as bait or something

[@brazilian_oak]

18:20 There's a kind of boat called "Junk", and given that it's a chinese type of ship and this comic is old as hell, maybe this phrase didn't have malicious intent But then again, we're talking about old USA, so maybe it was malicious and I'm a fool

[@thecaptain6520]

"Superman says: *You* can slap a jap with war bonds and stamps!" - Action Comics #58

[@BalroomBlitz715]

Right, but that carving is absolutely the hull of a junk

[@endernightblade1958]

both? both.

[@briancoulombe4517]

I was about to chime in with that.

[@andistansbury4366]

Pasta fasool, you are a fool

[@runeanonymous9760]

It probably wouldn’t’ve taken much longer if Clark just did the money thing as a sort of a side-thing; he saves the miner but then demands money for fixing the mine, he can do all that extra stuff because he takes a vacation as Clark Kent, he cashes in on bounties- basically he still does Superman stuff, but he does money stuff instead of his Clark Kent stuff

[@Nothingtotheleft]

Solid JJ being Superman in this brings a big grin on my face. I don't know how to fix my face now, it's kind of stuck like this, I'll give whoever can send me an ambulance 20 bucks because that's all i have

[@andistansbury4366]

*_✨✨Lightspeed Face Massage✨✨_*

[@halogeek6]

yeahhhhh..... you dont want that ambulance. most of us are american. and you only got 20 bucks. you cant afford to look at an ambulance let alone have one come to your aid.

[@Nothingtotheleft]

@@halogeek6 No no, I'll pay my medical bills through my arousing charm and physique, trust. : )

[@markusmac8230]

As soon as I heard that voice I'm like... It's him it's the guy

[@Iamasimplecreature]

Wow 20 bucks! As an American that will pay for 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of my hospital bills!

[@emeraldkoala2]

That Brave And The Bold "Superdickery" episode was one of my favourites, and honestly the series as a whole is too. Always glad to see some appreciation for it.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

18:17 There actually is a type of ship made by the Chinese that's known as a Junk. You might have seen it in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

[@alexthebaker260]

Yes I was looking for someone to have said this!

[@benkersten1705]

Just unforunate phrasing

[@KhakiCube]

Superman being a funny little goober is one of my favorite things ever, it makes people finding him boring even more hilarious. Jimmyposting was one of greatest gifts ever given to us.

[@POTATOEMPN]

I will defend this by about 10%. You have to remember that when a lot of these comics were coming out they were being written for people that were semi-illiterate. So the stories had to be simple and they had to literally spell everything off for everyone because if not they would have no fucking clue what was the happening. They actually used to get a lot of letters about it. So they had to dumb everything down. They just never stopped.

[@dracocrusher]

God, we've improved so much since the 50s. I mean, I know that's obvious, but holy shit, we really take our public education system for granted!

[@robertschnobert9090]

Did you say public school system? Excuse me, the correct name is COMMUNIST school system! Certain services like education and car infrastructure cannnot be in control of a public authority in capitalism. 🌈 ​@@dracocrusher

[@thecaptain6520]

The problem is that if they stop dumbing things down, then they'll start getting angry letters from the semi-illiterate gang

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

Yeah basically up until like, the 50s or early 60s having an education was considered like, a privilege for most people.

[@Aldenfenris]

@@thecaptain6520 Hah, reminds me of the simpsons, with lisa protesting to skinner about making the school more challenging, but then he says he'd have to deal with the dumb students protesting to him, frowning in a vague attempt to understand the situation

[@SkyEcho751]

40:40 Okay, unironically I do think Superman was entitled to the cash reward. Like the plot was bad, but I'd love it if you actually explored a story where the US government, whether just a city or the country as a whole, began paying superheroes for the bounties on criminals, Super or Not.

[@diegorojas8959]

I never knew how much i needed the Huggbees/Solid JJ collaboration. It was great to hear Huggbees as Snowflame, love to see SJJ repaying the favor.

[@Flareguy]

Huggbees has also been catman and the dog from the openhiemer video for solidjj

[@Ryzard]

40:10 - I'm actually sort of amazed that that isn't a comic run or event for Spider-Man, actually. Him having to get money for treatment for Aunt may, or whatever, that he can't just freestyle himself. Like SIGNIFICANTLY better than the mephisto plot, think of him having to try to come up with money while still fighting crime, on a ticking clock but still having to refuse to steal, even if it's easy, like a money bag just straight up blowing into the air mid robbery - and he has to web it up and return it, even if it was considered lost by that point. Is he gonna be bounty hunting? Abusing his image to get paid for photoshoots or interviews? Turning himself in for the reward or something? Neglecting his morals and working at oscorp or whatever for the stupidly high pay, despite knowing his work will be used for profit rather than helping people? Hell, you could even end up having that be the catalyst for an identity reveal, or a wedge between him and MJ, having to essentially become a celebrity and use their lives as a show for income. Idk, rambling. But I can see so many ways that Peter being GENUINELY DESPERATE for money, not for himself, but for family or friends, would be one of the biggest possible moral tests of his character and drive. Batman has the no killing rule, but Spider-Man doubtless would struggle with the seeming upcoming necessity of breaking the law and his own code of ethics that he's beaten and jailed people for.

[@spud7234]

3:08 As a certified x2 enjoyer, try to catch me, I'm too fast to he stopped, don't push me into breaking out the x4 plug-in huggbees, I'm the Usain bolt of video essays.

[@FivePebbles-e8s]

Dear god…

[@JimTerry-rw9pv]

He's too powerfull quickly get a freeze ray to trip up this speedster

[@NottSaying]

@@FivePebbles-e8s there's more. Spud isn't alone. All across the world are those of us with this power. While you waste your life away watching unnecessarily long videos, we are out here imprinting that knowledge straight into our brains. In a few years, we can achieve light-speed understanding of concepts, and solve every problem on the planet single-handedly. Cower in fear, for we will not stop.

[@FivePebbles-e8s]

@@NottSaying *terrified screaming intensifies*

[@nakarilexfortaine2897]

You people are why I watch every video on .25 speed. Twice.

[@nathangamble125]

Puffer fish don't inflate with air though, they inflate with water. Where would the air come from?

[@KWBR1123]

The atmosphere abviously/j

[@PaperbagBagpaper]

Ya know there’s a robot chicken skit about Lois sending Clark back in time to remind her about pointless stuff, he then meets himself while time traveling and realizes he’s shitty relationship… it ends with them putting her while she’s in her car in a pit of quicksand, boop boop boop boop boop boop Superman!

[@evandaymon8303]

Yea and there's another i recall vaguely where they actually did make superman a dick to everyone around him but he goes with that same catchphrase you said. Wait yea i look it up. It was one where he gave his powers up to many lovers that was one i was thinking of one of them was batman

[@MasterLumie]

Superman literally tossing babies into a fire "Wait Superman! Those are babies! You can't kill babies!" "I have to kill these babies...for America!" "We'll never be able to have a family!" Plot: Toyman releases a new line of realistic baby dolls that make people think they are actual babies so he can collect all the alimony from every US Citizen, Superman rounds up all the realistic baby dolls and incinerates them, much to the horror of the Republican party. After destroying them, the hypnotism wears off, Toyman is sent to baby jail, and Lois pines for at least 2 1/2 children in a nuclear family scenario with her beloved baby killing alien superhero

[@cheese4870]

25 seconds in and he's already insulted us. It's like a warm hug.

[@crumpettrashgoblin]

...bees.

[@thebestgummybear9744]

​@@crumpettrashgoblin bu dun tisk

[@thecaptain6520]

Content creators should insult their audiences more, tbf

[@memesarekeem]

43:25 You know what? I'm sick of evil superman tropes. I want to see MORALLY QUESTIONABLE superman who has all the power in the world to do anything and save anyone, but only for a specific price. Just greedy, money hungry capitalist superman.

[@Espartanica]

The Eminence in Shadow Basically, a bored God decides to roleplay as an NPC in the world he rules from the shadows

[@misterzygarde6431]

2:30 RIP to the Superdickery website. It introduced me to that animation of Mario and Sonic making out

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

You are a perv you know that?

[@greencomet2011]

"I don't know how you could ever be depressed when you have heat vision" You could probably ask that question to Homelander.

[@ivanbluecool]

Batman with other people's girlfriends:

[@mattgroening8872]

You’re the guy who’s always one of the top comments on shady doorag’s videos

[@andresrodrz]

Batman banging a girl who is 20 years younger than him that also happens to be the girlfriend/ex-girlfriend of his adoptive son:

[@princeshadow13]

"Superman, surely you aren't going to accept that money" "Lois, I have bills to pay, do you know how expensive cleaning blood and mud off of spandex? Or even having an apartment that's zoned for flying?"

[@FetusDeletus_E]

Old man of the sea, the only villain that could leave the joker traumatized

[@jaxsondav9546]

Superman is really a perfect example of: “Superheroes when the world is exploding but it’s not their movie” He should be that character that helps in other Character’s stories, comicbooks are very pro world building plus he can be a great supporting character.

[@MatecaCorp]

My favorite part of the video was Huggbees not knowing what a Junk is

[@theworldmushroom2581]

Old enough to remember the thumbnail being superman melring a kids icecream while autographing a page with loser

[@andistansbury4366]

Jesus Christ you're old

[@theworldmushroom2581]

Every fucking time I comment there's a typo I blame Kal-el

[@journeydat_boi2961]

Superman for some reason murders a lot of people while Batman shows us you don't have to kill. Solidjj got it all on the nose 😂

[@kameronhall4448]

Hey it's not his fault the only things that can reasonably challenge him are gods

[@oopdascoop]

Or rocks​@@kameronhall4448

[@jamalwalker04]

To be fair Batman should probably kill some of his villains

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@jamalwalker04 The only thing _separating_ Batman from his villains is the fact he doesn't kill anybody. Batman's a lonely and rich costumed lunatic and the only reason his antics *aren't* considered a problem is that he actively tries to prevent death and destruction instead of being ambivalent to it.

[@Weldedhodag]

@@jamalwalker04 considering batman is just as insane as his villains, he's likely afraid of the idea that if he kills he'll wind up being no better than them. Slippery Slope sorta thing

[@realtec4632]

40:00 @Huggbees I am not sure you know this but Akira Toriyama actually made a sorta selfish super hero whos who thing is getting paid to save lives called CASHMAN. it did pretty well in Shonen JUMP but ended fast because he did it while doing Dragon Ball at the same time.

[@JodaroKujo]

Oh that midget guy with trunks hair Who uses guns

[@Our_Remedy]

19:46 Pufferfish don't even inflate themselves with air, they fill themselves with water.

[@streamer8633]

Guys do you think he wears the glasses because he doesnt have eyes

[@jonsmith8150]

Father, please, we are starving. Feed us. The food supply had been depleted in the basement

[@PantherCat64]

SolidJJ doing voices in this is one of the best additions to your videos possible. I am not exaggerating one bit, it really adds to the ridiculousness of the comics and thus the humor the video

[@clan_houltz]

when she hugg on my bees till i super

[@rozaぞ]

she hugged a bee and fucking died

[@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin]

​@@rozaぞhow do you die from a bee lol

[@PIXELLLZZZ]

@@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuinalgrieinsws

[@PIXELLLZZZ]

@@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuinallegstoes

[@PIXELLLZZZ]

@@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuinallergeis

[@susannahmitchell5558]

59:41 “Superman’s turned into a real di-fferent person.” 😂

[@Uncle-Jay]

The concept of abusing time so you don't piss off your girlfriend is ridiculous. Superman is basically endangering the whole plant for personal reasons. Time travel is not something you dick around with for petty reasons.

[@kjj26k]

I thought this was gonna be some witty joke or bland complaint about women but then it was just a very straightforward and serious warning not to abuse space-time for selfish and petty reasons. Well alright then.

[@art-cs6us]

Tfw Flashpoint

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

Depends on how the time travel is written and how the rules are established. You don't HAVE to follow the "time travel is dangerous" concept if you don't want to, because everything about the idea is just made up and writing has been training us to overthink it for the past few decades. I'd be willing to suspend my disbelief if time travel was a vehicle for the story to go somewhere, but that entire part of the story is just time travel being used for petty motivation with literally no consequences on the characters involved. It's just a waste of a few panels.

[@VladyO]

You have to understand that the Time-Travel during DC's Silver Age was probably the most inconsequential usage of time travel ever--fuckin *everybody* did it. Batman did it, Flash did it, and half of Superman and Supergirl's histories *depended* on it because of their relationship with the Legion of Super-Heroes, who came from the 31st century. Dicking around with time travel for petty reasons was absolutely normal in 1960s DC.

[@oneofthesilliesoutthere]

"wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! i love flying!!!!" *falls through a roof and starts talking about how long its been since he talked about a man who wears blue and red* best intro ever

[@BlueUpAbove]

the timing couldn't be better, I was watching Solid JJ's with you in it ong

[@abyssalpen9663]

The moment I heard him, I knew it had to be Solidjj doing that Superman voice. Couldn't have better than the both of you in one video. Cheers.

[@adognamedcat13]

18:10 I don't wanna be an "Umm Actually Guy", but a Junk is a type of Chinese sailboat.

[@gggggggg8095]

I was about to say

[@EmiiLin1]

No wonder why back then people considered a person reading comic books "A nerd" just hearing all these stuff make me feel like a bully in 1980s

[@d0rryx274]

The SolidJJ superman impression can't be replaced its too good.

[@thekraken2419]

3:20 turned it back to 1x speed for getting so called out

[@TheLuckySpades]

Turned it up to 2x since that reminded me I forgot to turn it back after watching a few music videos

[@colesayshi8516]

I saw that BATB episode you mentioned while binging the series after I saw your Superman Clickbait video. I was able to appreciate the reference because of you.

[@danmar007]

Whatever you are, you may as well be super at it. Superman, Supergirl, Superannuation, Supermacy, oops that's supremacy, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Superbad, Super is ready ....

[@homemadecringeycontent6363]

Huggbees in a cape is something I never knew I needed Edit: hope you escape the Reds, Mr. Huggbees

[@Superc0ol3picguy]

My dad is a Superman STAN like two shelves of merch including kids toys, pencils, and travel napkins kind of stan. I can’t believe I never once thought “I wonder why Superman is being a dick in like so many of these covers??” He also mostly only has the ones where he’s abusing Batman.

[@notabot9635]

I wonder his opinion of Batman than:) Also sounds like a valuable collection and a great comic fan. I wonder if he fell in love with Superman from the films or just something else he probably treasure.

[@luigiboi4244]

Thank goodness modern day Superman has mellowed out into a fine, upstanding citizen that chooses to help people with his gifts and, for some goddamn unknown reason, some dumbass comes up with the 20,000,000 IQ idea of "what if Superman was like me and used his powers to be an asshole?", which unintentionally robs the Man of Steel of his nuance because audiences consider him boring on a surface level and choose to gravitate towards the tyrants and dictators people keep giving godlike powers. Please watch *My Adventures with Superman.* We need more nice Superman in life.

[@aqgpandemic5406]

18:18 so fun fact that actually isn’t racist at least I don’t think, the sailor is actually just carving an old Chinese Junk ship… it’s literally the name of the boat it’s not calling the Chinese junk… might be racist in some other way tho

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

Entirety of Injustice of definitely didn't help the Man of Steel either. I wouldn't be surprised if he had the label *Killer of Prositutes* since.. Ya know. *Every part of him is as hard as steel and his pelvic sneeze would probably be like a actual bullet.* *I'm asking the real questions.*

[@simonsoupshark8009]

man of steel killer of whores goes way too hard

[@enlongjones2394]

“Junk” is actually the legit name for a type of Chinese ship. So, “Chinese junk” sounds like a racist insult, but Jimmy is in the clear. This time.

[@Eevee860]

Factor is just overpriced tv dinners

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

I was going to say that I'd much rather buy and eat Hungry Man meals than Factor.

[@adelalharbi9286]

i want an entire 1 hour loop of huggbees flying through the sky making the wees and the woos like a small child in a rollercoster

[@briancoulombe4517]

Comics like these are the reason some people keep trying to make adaptations more serious while other people say we shouldn’t take them too seriously.

[@Hawkatana]

Watching Huggbees' hands in the reflection of his sunglasses is a mesmerising experience.

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

You know, this popped up in my notifications at the same time as a media critique regarding abuse in hollywoo. I think we all know which video is more important.

[@rainfox7983]

did you watch it now

[@Sonic_The_Hedgedog_Reddit]

Which video was it?

[@Romashka_Sov]

7:45 after hearing Huggbees'es voice in a Solidjj skit, this is to be expected, yet it caught me off guard

[@DrNarhwal]

I opened the video, saw within a minute that I wasn't subscribed to Huggbees, thought "well that's stupid", and subscribed.

[@CherryHotSauce]

youtube probably unsubbed you it does that to me constantly

[@firehazard1792]

A Junk is an English word for a type of Chinese boat. He wasn't calling it Chinese trash, he was redundantly referring to the boat the man was whittling.

[@the.dirt.man.]

Finally. Another huggbees video containing hours of visual editing, which I will exclusively listen to while doing chores or going to sleep

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

8:11 i’m so bisexual i didn’t even notice that this was probably “ladies who prefer [to lie with] ladies” and not “ladies who prefer [to be referred to as] ladies [as opposed to being referred to as fellas]” the first time through, but i appreciate the shoutout either way

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

Huh?

[@dengeki2005]

We don't care

[@historicflame972]

Sorry ion get it Also I was here before the comments turned into a cesspit

[@CherryHotSauce]

how is that a bisexual interpretation and not…idk a trans one? it’s more bisexual before your butchering.

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

@@CherryHotSauce i’m also trans but i felt it was more like i’m so bisexual that i forgot straight people existed and didn’t even consider the idea of a lady who likes other ladies would be something that needed to be specified also my original comment was meant to be more jokey and i felt adding more onto it than i already had, mentioning my own gender or anything like that, would’ve made it too long winded

[@animesjogoseseriesclassica8282]

They should make a cartoon animating just the craziest comics ever made. Call it something like Silver Age Madness.

[@lynx4082]

Why'd you call me out like that for watching on 2x speed Huggbees what the hell man

[@screenspelunkers1026]

That printing error was probably the old man mid shape shifting.

[@Litepaw]

I just think of that time when someone thought michael jackson hid a backwards message in "beat it" where he says "superman is a dick"

[@TheKrensada]

6:14 skip his product plug.

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Doing Gods work buddy

[@Pes._]

Sp***nerblock also works

[@TheKrensada]

@@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 I can't wait until the day youtubers learn to start putting it at the end of the video where it belongs.

[@carrotswordgaming3483]

8:49 "It's a canon event, bro"

[@Streetcleanergaming]

20:45 YOOOO ITS THE BEST PLANE EVER MADE the borzoi supersonic jet bomber is peak plane design

[@dreamwanderer5791]

Honestly I'd be here for more Brave and the Bold praise. It's genuinely top tier comic nonsense, and is just a fun love letter to the Silver Age.

[@thebelovedlion2208]

Huggbees has clearly never heard of Starman. Ess em eich.

[@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin]

Joypilled happyposting

[@RileyE.]

Been a Batman guy most of my life recently gotten into Superman. Best silly silver-age stuff was the mini Superman he shot out of his hand, and lil Superman was getting all the glory so big Superman plots to kill him but the little guy gives up his life to save the day and supes is like “aweh man a true hero that guy” But my favorite has been the radio plays. Superman fighting a random gorilla and chasing an “auto-gyro” are a couple of his best.

[@scotwithonet6191]

The thumbnails changed three times and their all the same artists, so either he can’t decide which to use or he’s just gonna keep changing it

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

Honestly people would be equally if not more cooperative if Superman charged us $4,000 nowadays

[@SWISS-1337]

24:58 - Seaking the pokémon. The true ruler of the oceans.

[@funnyman-the-man]

Seaking recognition 🔥🔥🔥🐟🐟

[@Galamoth06]

Kyogre and Wailord are crying in the corner