Superman VS Shazam! |

[@boringnolifekillstreak]

Fucking Batman, he sick of them making him pay all the bills that they created.

[@wolfstrike2676]

Eh what's a few 100 different damage bills? 😂

[@pradipmondal1001]

Now we know why batman works alone😅😅

[@Sir_bucko]

Well hes the richest member of justice league 💀

[@boringnolifekillstreak]

@@Sir_bucko That was his name at the time

[@pure_white57]

​@@Sir_buckothat's his original name

[@ByakkoYTGamingChannel]

Superman really caused millions worth of property damage and said Batman will pay lmao

[@hobomike6935]

Good, payback for that time Superman went to batman to sue for peace and Batman opened dialogue by trying to kill him with kryptonite gas bombs

[@ezzeldinmohd6740]

Millions? It's a fucking kryptonite fusion reactor it's in the hundreds of billions more likely

[@Habeda_gaming]

@@hobomike6935if he wanted to kill him he would have used bullets not gas bombs

[@FuryousD]

​@@Habeda_gaming bullets wouldnt penetrate though as they wouldnt be able to expose him long enougg to get penetration.

[@Fo1ds]

2000th like

[@gewrgioslavrentidis8763]

Scenes like these is EXACTLY why Batman has contingency plans

[@reignellwalker9755]

Jesus loves you so much that is why he died on the cross for our sins and he rose from the dead 3 days later. By putting your faith in him as lord and saviour you will be saved God Bless you all!

[@shahedshahed6077]

​@@reignellwalker9755jesus is alive.....he will be back to convert all Christians to muslims Insha Allah

[@305backup]

​@@reignellwalker9755jesus had a contingency plan

[@devadathans5506]

​@@reignellwalker9755Superman could have saved Jesus from the cross.

[@TheHonoredMonkey]

​@@reignellwalker9755most average bot

[@blakeandthecake4368]

When a literal child has more self restraint than you do, it’s time to head back to the drawing board.

[@P4L3505]

Self restraint? It’s none of Shazam’s wisdom 💀 it comes with his powers

[@beartrap8625]

@@P4L3505💀 using a skull to correct someone who probably doesn’t read the comics is cringe😂

[@BlackSunRX2008]

Luthor can't be trusted, though. If he says he's building a nuclear reactor, you can bet that what he wants is a nuclear bomb.

[@bdaarmy9736]

​@@P4L3505 Doesn't change the fact supes had neither.

[@arunkandiyil3962]

Bro you just watched a fucking 60 sec videos and drew this conclusion, supes was right in the end buddy

[@Zerobird-fx2xw]

Batman: “don’t look at me. This was your screw up. You pay for it.”

[@azarghadimi4492]

Even if clark somehow wanted to pay it it would still be Bruce's money he owns daily planet

[@KngMaxwell]

“on a journalist salary? yea right”

[@syawaalmeerasa7576]

Batman gonna make superman contigency plan much more suffering

[@deczone1]

If superman wanted he could just dug up a gold vein in international waters and get rich

[@Punith2k5]

show name anyone?

[@CelticMadLad]

Batman: Fuck you Clark, I ain't paying for a damn thing.

[@random_stuffgaming3277]

Superman: Im sorry Bruce, *lasers Batman*

[@ltblast1877]

Would've hit em with it's ur city Clark u clean up ur mess - proceeds to batman vanish -

[@travb120]

I would have said yea..ok and then just never payed for it lol

[@jakrispysunshine5844]

Injustice 3

[@mohurst9063]

Batman: Have fun paying for all this on your 30k a year salary newsboy!

[@BobThePenguin.]

"Clark you pull this shit again and I won't even pull out the regular Kryptonite, It'll be the pink stuff."

[@Entoman1215]

We don't talk about the pink one

[@v4ani]

Anything but that, i'll even give you some of the effects of pink kryptonite early

[@cielphantomhive3920]

OK question so we all know what pink kryptonite does krypton ends with seen it used on Batman and Supergirl. It turns them gay, but what would happen if pink kryptonite was used on Jonathan who is canonically bisexual he’s already gay and straight. Would he just turned all gay what he turned all straight would it not affect him. Would it turn him ace because the opposite of liking two genders being not liking any gender? I would love to know.

[@Tm-dn9ob]

@@cielphantomhive3920 maybe pan or only into nonbinary then again in later versions it gender swaps them instead so who knows

[@elijahstewart9001]

Bro., you just blew my mind with that question! 🤯

[@KingNirada]

"Just for that, I'm making your contingency plan hurt"

[@goddesssabrina1405]

“A lot, might even throw in some pink kryptonite”

[@land_shark_maw1048]

@@goddesssabrina1405no not the pink

[@devastater97]

​@@goddesssabrina1405 We don't talk about the pink one.

[@navitajdhanju]

@@goddesssabrina1405do not talk about the forbidden pink stuff

[@V1-nz9ou]

We don't talk about the pink one just like the drill

[@laciemeadors6949]

Deep down Batman is like "Bitch I literally pay for everything you break!" 🤣

[@dantecorpse7065]

Fr 😂

[@robert6194]

True😅

[@captainlemon6339]

So batman you say you should be the leader of the justice League

[@quenty_]

​@@captainlemon6339he is

[@tylerschwabrow6048]

​@@quenty_he's making a joke about one of those videos where someone writes their own script and puts it over old comic images.

[@TJUC123]

“Of course, the Justice League will… pay for the damage.” Bruce: “Bitch, what the FUCK?!?!”

[@Afunguy]

Bruce is the guy who is always expected to pay the bill at a nice restaurant when he’s with his friends.

[@AhmedAdel-hx9ce]

Couldnt agree more

[@Rayhan_Tamang]

j. Each L

[@grimsendaris4154]

Indeed

[@Bretaylor26]

Ayo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@journewashington86]

Superman: "Of course the Justice League will pay for this." Batman: "Is this nigga serious??"

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

Ace Vane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Boywhoisheadcrab]

Batman’s got the face that says “I’m putting kryptonite into your water supply”

[@BrianKeil-qh7ey]

The pink one

[@Boywhoisheadcrab]

@@BrianKeil-qh7ey😂😂😂😂 wait what

[@jonathankiehne8754]

​@BrianKeil-qh7ey we don't talk about the pink one

[@jaydenscott8703]

​@@BrianKeil-qh7ey god no

[@WalkerKinsler]

"Fight's over kid" *snaps neck*

[@CineMasterDamian]

But then he screams in agony afterward making it ok and artistically genius

[@tomasu301]

"Laser the eyes"

[@theVictor-isVonDoom]

​​@@CineMasterDamian if that kid was a highly trained kryptonian and he was day 1 Superman begging him to stop yeah it would be

[@KongTheViking]

or laser brained like injustice

[@thegrim418]

Bad move. The neck is the strongest part of the child.

[@SrmegaCabra]

“Let’s call Atom or Steel to check” wisdom of Solomon right there

[@Kaiser2003]

Definitely te best course of action there

[@emperornine3210]

Not a big fan of Shazam but kid always has the right idea no clue why they constantly ignore him.

[@Tree_-wp5zn]

@@emperornine3210 the kid.. That's it.

[@Spacebugg]

​@@emperornine3210 thats what being a kid is like. Even if you have a great idea people will just ignore you because you're a kid. I remember our ground table's legs breaking once and I tried to convince everyone to put a basin on the middle to use as the legs but they only used the idea when an adult said it. (Not to mention she literally said exactly what I said)

[@user-nb8tk6hh6x]

Nope because he’s coming from a place of simply not knowing Lex

[@datboi42]

How is nobody talking about how cool it was that even though Shazam’s a kid, he was smart for holding Superman up and saying Shazam so that the lightning would strike him?

[@coachbighead]

Very underrated but he has the wisdom of Solomon

[@mjlnirswrath9782]

Superman: “The Justice league will pay for the damage.” Batman: “No they will the fuck not.”

[@DedicatedGhost]

"Yes, you will Clark. In monthly payments. Enjoy crippling debt, moron."

[@dontawilliams8433]

@@DedicatedGhost crazy

[@personahearts358]

And after this, Shazam quits the JL because after he sees them no longer acting like the heroes he used to them as

[@glezard212]

Can’t blame him. Especially since he didn’t even try to listen to anyone

[@cavaebi7890]

Ironic that the arrogant child acted the most mature in that situation

[@glezard212]

@@cavaebi7890 keep in mind that Shazam in that form has the knowledge of the gods. Of course he would be patient lol

[@StareachValcin]

​@@cavaebi7890 Billy Batson was actually humble in this series, not arrogant.

[@santos8468]

@@StareachValcin Yeah, the movie made him arrogant.

[@Jedi-Dell]

Bro goes on a rampage, beats up a kid, goes “Oops my bad 👉👈” then hands the bill to Batman 💀

[@anthonysims63]

He always hands everything to batman after watching enough of these movies I noticed it any responsibilities money even his son superboy 😂😂😂

[@Lone_J]

Under statement of the year 😂😂😂

[@B1ackLotu5]

Still better than the time he goes on rampage and kills the same kid then goes oops and goes to super prison

[@e-pearlm]

at this point Bruce is Clark's unoffical sugar daddy XD

[@e-pearlm]

​@@anthonysims63 yeahhh Clark isn't the best with responsibilitys he's like an unleashed wild puppy XD

[@ShaquilleOatz]

“Clark you pay me with my own money and your cousin still owes me 50k”

[@WebbedManiac]

"Might take a while. Reporter's salary ya know"

[@stew-03]

@@WebbedManiacI enjoyed that movie

[@PracticallyBlind]

“Clark , I’m sick of your shit” - Batman

[@brandonjackson4886]

Crazy part is that Lex made it look like it could be harmful purposely to bait Superman into doing this and turn public opinion on his side. Then still had them pay for the damages. Savage.

[@belannawalker2164]

Thats why i love Lex, plays 4d chess

[@chronosmyth2106]

@@belannawalker2164 And everyone else is playing fucking checkers or connect 4.

[@AssortedMold268]

superman said batman would pay for the damage, lex didn't tell them two

[@AwesomeGuy123]

Lex gets up every day and goes: “Hey, Superman a bitch.”

[@georockmann7113]

@@AssortedMold268 lex obviously knew that superman would offer to pay

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

In the end it doesn’t matter if Lex was good or evil, Shazam offered to have the device looked over without picking sides

[@rabbit0664]

If only they went with that instead of Sir Punch A Lot

[@SuperSoldier26]

You mean Captain Marvel

[@SuperSoldier26]

@@rabbit0664 hahahahaha that’s funny

[@isaiahjohnson3151]

@@SuperSoldier26 shazam is the newer name they’ve given him, although i personally like Captain Marvel better

[@SuperSoldier26]

@@isaiahjohnson3151 same here

[@fluffydragon2739]

Batman’s dead stare as Superman said they’d pay for the damages had me rolling

[@alceratops6853]

No wonder Batman is grumpy. He has to pay for Superman's shenanigans

[@Alalpog]

When you've got more muscles than brain cells.

[@AOTmultiverse]

Stupid!! Superman was setup and he was actually right, Luthor was not to be trusted, he was planning something evil, and later fused with brainiac to destroy the justice league, so yes Superman was right that Luthor was up to something

[@orgalorgoverlord8766]

damn, this hits hard...real hard...

[@johnhagala3622]

@@orgalorgoverlord8766literally

[@joshwawrzy4472]

I mean he wasn't the best person to handle this but Shazam shouldn't have been so chill considering everything lex luther has done especially with kryptonite

[@Literally___Me]

@@joshwawrzy4472Yeah but lex was being made sincere

[@henryg4858]

Batman like, “dude, I ain’t break that. That’s on you. You better go turn some coal into diamonds.”😂😂

[@brunogil25]

"Nah bro u better start shittin diamonds"

[@detavitlucssenippah5304]

Bruh the look on his face 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelamarquez6720]

Yea he should pay for it he may be a billionaire but he shouldn’t have to pay for ur damages

[@carlousmagus5387]

Facts!

[@swarnavabhattacharjee6057]

😂😂😂😂

[@Shiggi_Or_Shiki]

Batman really said “justice league will pay for the damages my ass” 💀

[@fucadekiwi]

"No more mr nice guy" is probably something drake would say

[@yorichii8483]

Shazam is the type of guy to literally go "no more mister nice guy" when he's mad. 💀

[@SuperSoldier26]

Oh yeah and it’s actually Captan Marvel, not Shazam

[@alexadame436]

​@@SuperSoldier26 don't be that guy.

[@SuperSoldier26]

@@alexadame436 what the heck are you talking about?

[@gokufromfortnite5600]

@@SuperSoldier26 you're arguing semantics, everyone understands the point being made already

[@SuperSoldier26]

@@gokufromfortnite5600 hahahaha. Whatever you say buddy

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

That, “Fuck you” stare from Batman tho 😭

[@salvyballacc]

He always looks like that 😂

[@ancientslav4863]

Bruce Wayne Industries golden tab

[@jonatanl777]

The “you dumb bc you watch a short video” he actually was cool with it bc Batman knew Luthor and “them” were setting up Superman.

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

@@jonatanl777 I know dude. I knew that there was probably something more to this, (because obviously) but I chose to just look at everything in this short at face value. Assuming that Superman was indeed in the wrong, Batman’s stare toward Superman when hearing that he’ll have to pay for the damages was funny to me.

[@ryojimata3708]

​@jonatan lainez theres always one "well aCtUaLlY" buzz kill, huh?

[@Slightlyaggravatedcat]

Batman was like “fuck no deal with your own problems”

[@Ben_M549]

“No more mr nice guy” bro turned into drake for a second😂

[@cipherP9]

Batman is about to have everybody paying rent at the Watchtower.

[@brensylblake4083]

Hahaha about time

[@ragedeath7663]

Batman: "Give me rent"

[@evanmarogen]

​@@ragedeath7663 superman: "YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"

[@lieutenantpoltergeist9750]

Wouldn't work for clark because bruce already pays him due to owning the daily planet so clark would just be paying him with his own money

[@acenull0]

😂😂😂😂 like a parent asking for rent

[@mistertwister2000]

“Clark you work in the building that I own, you’re basically paying me with my own money.”

[@Mario31802]

The Pink One

[@spencergsmith]

@@Mario31802we don’t talk about the pink one

[@Mike1zKool]

@@spencergsmithor the color yellow

[@tbryantthegreat4625]

Sounds like the USA after invading Iraq 😅

[@johnharding8865]

​@@Mike1zKoolbut if you gotta stop a mugging and the guys wearing all yellow, what are you gonna do?

[@xCaleb_]

“Of course the justice league will pay for the damage” **cuts to batman**

[@stellacalais4272]

Did Lex really just say Captain Marvel? Bro broke the fourth wall

[@camnunes8847]

Actually back then Shazam used to be called that. But copyright issues with Marvel and yadayada happened and he's just called Shazam now

[@somedude9309]

Batman: “Clark I’m about five bat seconds from whopping your ass up and down the streets of metropolis.”

[@feetfunkerson1312]

bat seconds🤣🤣🤣

[@richiewesson4051]

​@@feetfunkerson1312 i know! Its even funnier now! Hahaha

[@SkyFall7788]

5 bat seconds superior to our normal seconds, they give Batman as much prep time as he needs.

[@allenstockburger8664]

Don’t make me pick up the kryptonite spear

[@AstronomicalDice]

@@SkyFall7788 What if his parents had prep time?

[@DennisFinancialDoctor]

When the little kid has more sense than Superman.

[@guts4436]

Trust issues gets one fucked up

[@Geegs]

Well, he does have the wisdom of Solomon.

[@josephdoria5237]

Supes is used to Lex playing 4D chess to mess with him, so it makes sense that Shazam would be a bit less biased than him.

[@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain]

Wisdom of Solomon

[@omgman5745]

Injustice:

[@cychops-likes-gaming]

When superman says "the justice league will pay for the damages" lookes at batman immediately

[@thealrighty3534]

At least we know where Snyder got the idea to ruin the whole city in Man of Steel

[@rainbow_vader]

This is why Batman started the contingency plans 💀

[@Missile6521]

Real shit 😂😂

[@i-yell-a-lot4906]

FACTS 😅

[@LupineInvisible]

Just imagine a rampaging superman.

[@Punith2k5]

show name?

[@justinguerra2084]

Lolll

[@cadaver4985]

At this point Batman and Green Arrow are playing rock paper scissors to see who is going to pay the next big colateral damage

[@waterphoenix857]

Dont leave out aquaman, cyborg and flash out of that game. 😋 😂

[@mcchaos2137]

​@@waterphoenix857 flash is broke

[@putfunnynamehere21657-]

@@waterphoenix857 cyborg is rich?

[@99EKjohn]

​@@putfunnynamehere21657- no, cyborg's dad does run star labs though, so he's not poor. I think the joke just went over the other guys head, he didn't realize Bruce and Olly are billionaires.

[@waterphoenix857]

@@mcchaos2137 i kinda disagree, i mean think about it guys... cyborg can hack any system on and probably off the planet, so im sure it's easy for him to get funds if he really needed to. flash basically fastest man alive im sure he can borrow funds or take them from villains/ banks (on the side and maybe some compensation for his services), any time he wants or needs too. and as for aquaman well who knows what hidden treasures lie deep beneath the sea, (sunken loot from ships, loot from space ships), not to mention atlantis treasures that are probably worth alot too, all im saying is those 3 would have the best chance of getting funds, well i guess the girls or the jl can provide ways of getting funds too... if u know what i mean 😏 😏 😂, aside from them i cant see the rest funding the jl as well as mostly batman and green arrow can, but i think the ones i mentioned are a close 2nd. 😋

[@renatocorvaro6924]

None of this would have been a problem if Lex had filed the proper permits for putting a fucking FUSION ENGINE below the city.

[@vngaming255]

Batman: “Really trying not to use kryptonite on this man”

[@B1ackLotu5]

Second time I've seen shazam get silenced by superman and supes immediately uses heat vision

[@leebernardo498]

💀

[@Tomioka_edits_3]

💀

[@TheElrick24]

👀

[@KaySM]

At least the target was different this time 😭

[@Ookami20]

😒😞

[@Jason_the_non-refundable123.]

“No more mister nice guy” 💀💀💀

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

Lol Superman literally no shame in saying “It all good. Bruce’ll cover it”🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Starscourge]

Clark: Bruce, it's been 5 years you still owe me 16 dol- Bruce: Fuck off Clark, you made me pay for a $20 billion fusion engine.

[@akkie-hc6kc]

I genuinely think that the justice league as a whole probably owes batman more money individually than any of them can afford.

[@The_Starscourge]

@@akkie-hc6kc Well many heroes fund the JL, Batman, Green Arrow, Ted Kord and Mr Terrific are examples, but it is depicted in many forms of media that batman pays for it all. I don't know how that would be possible, as Wayne Industries would start asking questions when a large sum of thier net worth disappears.

[@eskewroberts7663]

@@The_Starscourge I'm assuming Wayne Enterprises publically uses its "donations" to the league as a monumental tax write off But I'm not all that knowledgeable with taxes to know if my head cannon holds up

[@entity107]

@@eskewroberts7663 wait so the league is a charity/non profit

[@entity107]

@@eskewroberts7663 this also implies a member of the justice league files it as a nonprofit

[@xtrasalt7210]

When he covered his mouth I thought he would’ve lasered him in the eyes. That scene still haunts me

[@syedluqmanhakimsyedhassan9977]

Bro I wish I could forgot that scene.

[@danielcastillo9587]

Injustice is not canon

[@xtrasalt7210]

@@danielcastillo9587 nobody said it was

[@Its_Tuff]

​@@danielcastillo9587 "Uhm Achtually The Story of Injustice isn't Canon" - 🤓

[@chasedavison5023]

​@@Its_Tuffumm actually INjUsTicE iS NoT CaNAn bro really thinks people where saying it was Canon when all he said was he couldn't get the scene of Superman killing Shazam out of his head lol

[@Mrnull420]

Batman really said "bro I'm broke because of yo ass"

[@RbloxSSPVP.Player]

Shazam using his lightning summon as an attack is so smart

[@LumaSloth]

*_"Bitch, do you think I'm made out of money?"_*

[@rosie5470]

"Well, no, but actually yes"

[@wet0wl]

Seriously, Batman’s rich af but he doesn’t have unlimited money, bro’s pissed.

[@Codename_Horizon]

@@wet0wlespecially with how expensive fusion reactors are n stuff…

[@Phoenix-King-ozai]

Without money, batman is basically useless to the league

[@somedudewatchingyoutube9163]

⁠​⁠@@Codename_Horizonbro probably has 17 nuclear powered engines for his Batmobile alone

[@xximxyxuxmadxx3694]

I see why batman be messing with him sometimes.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Considering that batman funds the entiire justice league can you blame him?

[@bread5384]

​@AMYSCHILD GAMER LIVE Not really man. Bro deals with their bs on a daily basis, they even voted to kick him off because of a damn backup plan he had if the JL were mind controlled or went evil 💀

[@that_one_athena_cabin_girl]

@bread yeh, and if I'm remembering correctly the plan wasn't even made to kill them or anything, just trap or save them 🤔🤦‍♀️

[@bread5384]

@@that_one_athena_cabin_girl LITERALLY

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@bread5384 To be fair there are a couple other wealthy members of the justice league that chip in now and again. But not quite as often as they probably should lol

[@Alaskan_Perfumer]

“Shazam, beat his ass”

[@hoxypoxie]

Batman secretly thinking of a million and one ways to kill Superman rn 💀

[@furkanudmir550]

He probably was thinking about how he could push him to the kryptonite goo

[@mikeemmons1079]

"Runs on Kryptonite, you say?"

[@Skrap_G.A.P]

That's actually true it came out in one of the episodes lol. He had a plan to kill all of justice league. Multiple actually vibe was one way lol. Flash (cw) severely downplayed vibe

[@bonkmaster8792]

Lol nope, they'll all fail and superman was correct

[@FordoAtonal]

Batman: “Nah Jit, you’re rebuilding that shit by hand.” *Walks away*

[@DivadRovert]

Come to think of it, he could (and should) have done exactly that. Wouldn't even be that difficult for him.

[@luengfeifan]

​@@DivadRoverttwo words: kryptonite reactor.

[@jaesjmes5498]

@@luengfeifansome more words than that: he can obviously just go rewind time by reversing the Earth’s rotation, duh

[@technicaldeathmetalhead]

​@@jaesjmes5498😭

[@Archive_7802]

Funny thing is, he could, too

[@Molaleni]

He punched Supes in the throat 😂

[@The_BatmanDarkKnight498]

“No more mr nice guy” *casually dies*

[@tellg0t090]

batman over there just mentally reviewing his contingency plans with malicious intent

[@humanman9920]

Batman internally : Yeah i gotta increase the efficiency of them kryptonite knuckles they looking kinda dull lately

[@itsyaboi3920]

@@humanman9920 cackleeeeeeeeee

[@mcnuggetpanda523]

Best Comment 😂

[@ol4414]

Batman:note to self aim for the balls

[@DetectiveNoir_]

Batman be like: naah bro! That's coming outta your reporters salary. I ain't payin shit

[@JoelFraserakaSuperman]

I think Batman pays his reporters salary too

[@Meteorknite]

Batman will be happy to help clark tbh

[@user-wb3ji2so7d]

@@Meteorknite batman's face says otherwise

[@alexevans3498]

​@@JoelFraserakaSuperman exactly hes gonna hand him the check then ask for it right back lol

[@ayomidebusari5881]

​@@JoelFraserakaSuperman Of course, Bruce owns 60% of Daily planet shares

[@TheCrow2483]

Batman in the background "you mean my money CLARK"

[@speexfire98ita16]

Batman: NUH UH... U break it you pay it

[@forceofdoom127hater9]

The IRS gonna have a field day with Wayne trying to explain where those millions went

[@malcolmboy21]

Easy. He makes donations to the Justice League because he believes in their mission. He gets a tax write off and everything is good. I mean Bezos Musk and Gates do it. Hell even Zuckerberg and they don’t even help people. They just send it to the charities and pocket the money anyway

[@justcasual7262]

IRS: Mr. Wayne why do you keep having multiple million dollar transactions to anonymous sources? Bruce: Because I'm rich and can do what I want with my money.

[@splunky2319]

"So it went it went to lex luthor, criminal mastermind? And you are saying you arent in cahoots with him?"

[@ShadeTavish]

He's rich they wouldn't care

[@krisskross7700]

W pfp pic

[@vishnuprasad815]

Now we know why Batman keeps a kryptonite bullet in the batcave 🦇🦇

[@britaniondragon3903]

Batcave? It's cannon dude has kryptonite on him 24/7

[@haddy106]

Not bullet, just a chunk. He'd never use a bullet anyway

[@wintertrooper7918]

​@Britanion Dragon actually he doesn't keep it on himself at all times its locked away with only himself and Clark having access

[@britaniondragon3903]

@@wintertrooper7918 Justice League season 2 episode 4 Tabula Rasa Amazo kicking everybody's ass Batman walks up Amazo scans Batman Amazo. You have no powers Batman. No but i have this, Pulls out Kryptonite, Amazo flees Hawk gir. You always carry Kryptonite? Batman. Call it insurance! Hawk girl. And they say I'm scary

[@wintertrooper7918]

@@britaniondragon3903 that's the cartoon.

[@chrisburrelljr9270]

Has anybody ever noticed they always made two-face and Lex Luther Cuban descent because they always had big lips in cartoon shows which makes me happy

[@jonathanbrown9245]

Did superman just flippantly leave the drinks tab for his rich mate to pay?!

[@_kaorudreemurr]

I love how Superman's immediate reaction to hearing that the generator uses Kryptonite as fuel is to continue trying to go near it.

[@jayzm7749]

Fetish 😭

[@ranfan1820]

*Superman sniffs kryptonite* "...my favourite." Yes this dud happen.

[@mejustme5563]

Pink kryptonite 😳

[@dripsung]

​@@mejustme5563 We don't speak about pink kryptonite

[@ZairCarvey]

He don’t care what happens to him as long as he can save everyone else🤷🏾‍♂️

[@HeisenbergFam]

"ofc Justice League will pay for damage" Something tells me Batman doesnt like that, but ultimately pays cuz Superman has journalist's salary

[@77percentage]

Waltuh

[@duchuybui2607]

I mean batman agreed in it...

[@rhymenepnep2262]

Dont forget batman technicaly owns his news company so he pays superman the reporters salary as well

[@BumbleWick]

Eventually I think batman will end up homeless(I know this can’t happen cause show needs batman to be Rick but still, realistically)

[@jollyquinn430]

@BumbleWick Nah. Because he's not just rich. He also makes a lot of money. So since money is also coming in and not just going out, it wouldn't be realistic if he'd become homeless/poor.

[@FizzXizz1]

“By justice league I mean Batman”

[@icedragon5886]

“ I literally pay for everything “ got me dying 😂😂😂

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Superman: Of course the justic league will pay for the damge. Batman: Motherfucker, you think I'm made out of money?

[@wolfywlf3983]

Superman: you are money

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

@@wolfywlf3983 Batman: Thanks for the dinner invite everyone. Superman: You're gonna cover the bill... Right?

[@theredheadrevolution4156]

Superman: Thats literally a full quarter of the reason you're on the league. You and Green Arrow are the leagues checkbooks, bats.

[@quenty_]

​@@theredheadrevolution4156no wonder why he leaves

[@albertorivera5592]

​@@wolfywlf3983 this made me laugh more than i should have 🤣🤣

[@pasa3465]

Batman: "I shouldn't have bought that bank"

[@ayomidebusari5881]

😂😂😂

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Or "I shouldn't have bought that joker-themed casino".

[@MrPjw5]

Batman: “Thank God I pushed for recruiting Green Arrow.”

[@user-tc3uk4kd3l]

But he destroyed the bank 💀

[@adegbolaalex5130]

😂😂😂😂

[@UltiNateum]

Bro getting them MAGICAL backshots

[@lightningrodstudios2441]

It’s scenes like this where I hate what the writers do to Superman. They made him a joke here.

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

"Clark, your cousin still owes me 50,000 dollars."

[@aadarshraghuwanshi7022]

55,000*

[@Coco_Boba0]

Talk to Batman

[@hopesanddreams2998]

Add a zero or two maybe

[@illusive1fifty1]

​@@hopesanddreams2998 nah it's from another episode where Batman says Supes owes 55K to Batman for damages

[@joey6058]

"just send me the bill."

[@LUCIFER-M0RN1NGSTAR]

Batmans like “that’s coming out of your fucking pay check at the daily planet”

[@nicholasmcclure2890]

That look on Batman's face said it all "FUCK... YOU... CLARK..."

[@Wip_Osp]

"Of course, the Justice League will pay for everything" Batman: "goddammit Clark"

[@robertbusselmaier]

“Bruce, it’s been five years, you still owe me sixteen dollars.” “And you owe me for every mess you made me clean up,” he said in his badass Kevin Conroy voice.

[@debsy101games]

I am repayment, I am the cheque, I am the Cashman

[@A.Singularity]

​@@debsy101games"And i am his archenemy, Taxman

[@rigvedsingh6200]

Super can just go to a diamond star and bring some tons of diamonds and become a zillonaire

[@nomorechess]

Log that one under very badass

[@vermas4654]

​@@rigvedsingh6200and cause insane inflation in the progress

[@f0rgott3nstar46]

The fact Shazam is able to go toe to toe with Superman and HURT him is amazing, the only thing he lacks is the proper combat training and experience

[@EriPages]

Yes, the magic is Shazam's advantage

[@seronimome9294]

Shazam literally the only one in comics who can handle with Superman. It's canon.

[@caseyjenkins1890]

He can do well, but in the comics superman is way beyond him too.

[@Jacknife17shadows]

Yeah unfortunately this is a common theme with shazam dc will never drop. Look into history of captain marvel to understand why its like that.

[@kmangan37]

Bez magic is superman's weakness

[@thegreattreon0177]

"There's no time for this shit" lol classic!

[@Wallingtion]

Superman defnitly got a paycut that day

[@Pyreax865]

Seeing Superman cover Billy’s mouth gave me PTSD flashbacks to Injustice 💀

[@JoeRyder69]

Glad he wasn't wonder women 💀

[@sapphirestar3978]

To be fair he does transform with words.

[@xdiamond7157]

⁠@@sapphirestar3978no, the ptsd flashbacks cause Superman killed Shazam after Shazam disagreed with Supermans ideology, he covered Shazam’s mouth and then eye beamed him in the brain

[@sapphirestar3978]

@@xdiamond7157 yikes. even killing a child.

[@xdiamond7157]

@@sapphirestar3978 yea

[@moviebro877]

Superman: The justice league will pay for the damages Batman: I'm out Superman: shit

[@franciscolima1762]

He has Aquaman lined up.

[@thebuggymancer4155]

Arthur, Diana, Oliver...

[@Mineblox_v1]

@@thebuggymancer4155yeah they are rich but Bruce Wayne have more skill in business which allowed him to have a reasonable price to pay while they would just stack that money with decent skill of handling money.

[@SuperSoldier26]

Hahahahaha

[@SuperSoldier26]

@@Mineblox_v1 Bruce Wayne is a loaded billionaire

[@alexisgamergirl771]

Batman is just the justice league's sugar daddy of fixing shit😂😂😂

[@chadhiggins6884]

Batman was looking at him like “who the fuck said you get to call the shots? You can pay for that yourself when I take it out of your salary ”

[@jushthehermit]

Batman: "Why would he plant a bomb and then stand on it?" Superman: "I dunno. YOU'RE the detective." Batman: "..."

[@venom_ftw9316]

This is the most perfect wtf face I've ever seen in context

[@Ttttttttttttttttttoby]

⁠@@venom_ftw9316 I don’t think it was meant as a face to begin with, it just worked out that way.

[@venom_ftw9316]

@@Ttttttttttttttttttoby that's makes it more awesome

[@Ttttttttttttttttttoby]

@@venom_ftw9316 yes it does 😂

[@mrpj1390]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joaniekeyser4036]

Superman : The Justice League will pay for the damages Meanwhile Bats is glaring at Supes like "By 'Justice League' you mean me".

[@aomaito5549]

And Oliver

[@joaniekeyser4036]

@@aomaito5549 him too, lol. I keep forgetting Bruce isn't the only Leaguer who's loaded.

[@Ash_Rein]

And then 20 or so years later, the guy who voiced Captain Marvel voices Superman

[@kustomationstudios]

This was one of the best fights in the show.

[@rafelliam5654]

Superheroes be like “we’ve saved the city” after destroying it over a minor disagreement

[@takima504]

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[@konojokada2428]

​@@takima504u witcho lame azz joke niguh 😐

[@tvalokibatman6563]

Almost

[@Beeyo176]

I forget the context of the episode, but the guy that could evacuate the entire area in 30 seconds yelling "RUN AWAY THERE'S NO TIME!" is hilarious

[@AbbasAnwerAli]

The infrastructure damage would be a lot more than what he did in the scene.

[@LumaSloth]

​@@AbbasAnwerAliand the mont of human flesh spread all around

[@pepethefrog6809]

He can't just superspeed grab them all, he'd probably snap their necks and bones.

[@kryptonianking552]

​@@pepethefrog6809Doesn't have to go supersonic tho,he can just go at a speeding car speed like 70mph.That still much faster than the speed that the civilian can muster.

[@pepethefrog6809]

@@kryptonianking552 Original comment says "evacuate the entire area in 30 seconds", how can he do that if he only goes as fast as a speeding car?

[@Agent-vf5dq]

Batman”this is why I have contingency plans

[@howlingwolffang2221]

Batman: Yes, I’ll pay for your paranoid temper tantrum😡

[@weirdluck3312]

When a child compared to an adult was actually going to try and let Bruce not lose money for no reason💀💀

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

I mean, there's a reason Batman trusts more kids than adults at this point

[@elliotmay7571]

​@@JohnPeacekeeper >Sees the Robins Yeah, checks out

[@qseit5140]

​@@elliotmay7571 not his own😅

[@Darlf_Sevil]

supermen is a kid big kid and alywas been

[@robertdawood279]

Batman is like the father of a whole bunch of kids that just cost him money 😂

[@UrMentalHealth]

Now I wonder who costs Bruce more, his actuall kids orJL?

[@clankplusm]

@@UrMentalHealth JL considering all the cleanup they need like here

[@user-ce2gv5oi9q]

"Of course the Justice League will pay for damages" Batman: 🗿

[@muneluna5436]

"the justice league will pay for the damage" Batman: 👁️👄👁️

[@dariustrimmer296]

The “is this B**ch serious” stare from Batman 😂

[@kaigen999]

Superman: Sorry. The Justice League will pay for the damages. Batman: Mother fucker.