"Don't do drugs, children! Even though drugs gave me super powers." - Capitan America
@teemuu96 жыл бұрын
That was an actual story line in the 90s.
@SurprisinglyDeep6 жыл бұрын
"Only take steroids given to you for months by a weird scientist from Europe in a dirty New York basement"
@kyriss126 жыл бұрын
Remember kids winners don’t do drugs. Unless it steroids then take lots.
@triratna13975 жыл бұрын
"Remember children, When strangers gave you drugs. Say 'Thank You'. Drugs are expensive." -Deadpool.
@havefuntazarasu53675 жыл бұрын
yes capitan
@M567dk6 жыл бұрын
There should be a sequel to this as I would love to see the "normal" identities of some of these heroes.
@buttAttack6 жыл бұрын
just google anything pornhub related and you will get a generic idea.
@randyrandleman36186 жыл бұрын
😊
@M.W.K69966 жыл бұрын
Why didn't Big Bang or Majestic or Volt get a turn? I'm not the only one who saw them in their civilian identities.
@Selvokaz6 жыл бұрын
oh god i hope your wrong, lol.
@Johnny-vi7oq6 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're just looking for new recruits
@M.W.K69966 жыл бұрын
@@Johnny-vi7oq In a therapy meeting?
@Johnny-vi7oq6 жыл бұрын
@@M.W.K6996 In a therapy meeting where everybody thinks they have superpowers, maybe one of them actually does
@M.W.K69966 жыл бұрын
@@Johnny-vi7oq I guess that could be it.
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Blue Crystalic is still alive.
@ImperativeGames6 жыл бұрын
Judging by his looks - not for long ^^
@chadangeles38565 жыл бұрын
@@wilykat youre gay
@QuizMasterEntertainment6 жыл бұрын
my mother works in rehabilitations for addicts, so this hits close to home
@steviegilliam56856 жыл бұрын
On the scale of funny or seriousness?
@SurprisinglyDeep6 жыл бұрын
Also I'm guessing none of the real life recovering drug addicts believed they were superheroes, like that would probably only happen in a world with actual superheroes in it lol
@adzinco69166 жыл бұрын
!? Well we do have movies like matilda and lucy so they could think they have powers
@manticoraus4 жыл бұрын
What? YIKES how?
@Frankly_Amazing20006 жыл бұрын
0:54 I see Big Bang, the Speedster, and Majestic. Why are they there? Does this mean that the entire Justice society was all just an illusion, and that it was really just a group of friends gathering together to get high and imagine they are super heroes? Or is there something nefarious going on.
@justwannabehappy67355 жыл бұрын
They are all druggies.
@fireninja19725 жыл бұрын
But where's black Badness
@anthonymorales98695 жыл бұрын
He's too badass for drugs😂
@artemiostriantafyllou79865 жыл бұрын
It sounds possible considering Big Bang's backstory, but then we'd have to explain future Jack.
@zekehd20935 жыл бұрын
Bam Bi no they are actual hero they are just based on politics, society and other stuff but certainly not drugs
@matthewlee86676 жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm Captain Cool. I am a recovering Al-coholic. I am addicted to Weird Al. I spend hours each day listening to Weird Al and my house is covered in Weird Al merchandise. It's affecting my ability to fight crime, especially since there's a Weird Al concert coming to my town in a month. It makes it really hard to concentrate.
@jojotheswede84446 жыл бұрын
Lol
@roryscott29416 жыл бұрын
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along
@trasegorsuch51406 жыл бұрын
This is a sequal to Blue Crystalic.
@wdcain16 жыл бұрын
I think I remember Mysterio doing this to Spider-Man. Good comic.
@TheArcSet6 жыл бұрын
It's good how all the one offs actually become series.
@ernestbunch96415 жыл бұрын
If that's Jesse from Breaking Bad then that's skinny Pete in the Hat
@waross82146 жыл бұрын
so does this mean that Big Bang, Volt, and Majestic aren't really heroes and all their adventure have just been in their minds? either that or this guy really is a super villain and they're doing an undercover assignment
@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Bob isn't a crack addict as much as he is a... "Crack" addict. Also, anyone gonna point out Big Bang just sitting next to him not saying a thing because he and the Support Leader share the same voice actor?
@подэмерон Жыл бұрын
I wonder what kind of drugs Majestic use.
@donttalktome98385 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Bob lives in an awesome city, where everything is free as long as you...😉
@PitFriend16 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Bob is paying for these support group sessions? Oh wait, I think I know.
@chadangeles38565 жыл бұрын
stfu
@maskedmarvyl4774 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for that.
@vig56786 жыл бұрын
"It is blue , so you know it is good for you bitch !" - Aaron Paul on SNL
@ChadMiku5 жыл бұрын
Bob: Aye yo! Mr.White!
@Hosanki6 жыл бұрын
Back at it again with Another great video.
@deathwizard19966 жыл бұрын
It would blow my mind
@doppelhelixes6 жыл бұрын
i knew he was a sulpervillain as he introduced himself as Dr.!
@swordguy606 жыл бұрын
Wait so does this mean all the heroes we know, from this channel, are really just drug addicts?
@PaRadaRada6 жыл бұрын
M. Night Shyamalan is jotting this down somewhere in the world
@kylenguyen73716 жыл бұрын
I find it more plausible that many of them are, but not *all* of them.
@mikewilhelm29776 жыл бұрын
Not the batman parodies
@zekehd20935 жыл бұрын
sword guy no they are hero’s that reference politics
@alphaomikron40085 жыл бұрын
Nope just the Society of Virtue. The R-men are not drug addicts, they are healthily repressing child abuse though scizophrenia.
@sockamine66926 жыл бұрын
I turn into an angel every time I take angel dust
@cyrusmorris95999 ай бұрын
I love these so much, it makes me feel bad that they stop making videos.
@yuristremel4 жыл бұрын
Beyond Volt, Majestic and Big Bang, there are also Skinny Pete (Breaking Bad) and Mr. Durden (Fight Club). Also Bob resembles Jesse (Breaking Bad)
@haflongbar96976 ай бұрын
Why does the first guy looks Bob looks like jessie pinkman 😂
@ggmasterguiltygear63156 жыл бұрын
I laughed every time he said oral sex.
@LordOmnissiah5 жыл бұрын
You know there actually WAS a super villain who got his powers through cocaine. DC comics Snowflame.
@cavareenvius78865 жыл бұрын
Snowflame! Every cell of his being burns with white-hot ecstasy. Cocaine is his God -- and he is the human instrument of its will!
@cavareenvius78865 жыл бұрын
And I just remembered Floronic Man, a man that somehow fussed with a Marihuana plant and is constantly high. He also created Poison Ivy but that is not so important
@logicmeister18216 жыл бұрын
So wait... _They're _*_all_*_ on Drugs!?!_
@samrobacker3466 жыл бұрын
Dose this mean Bernard is a drug addict whose been giving drugs to a fourteen year old?
@conradojavier75476 жыл бұрын
Like Snowflame?
@ironmaster64965 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, except Bernard and Fredick, and maybe Crow.....MAYBE
@Brandonhayhew4 жыл бұрын
The skinny blonde guy reminds of jesse pinkman from Breaking Bad
@CJusticeHappen216 жыл бұрын
I'd like a story about a superhero who only deals with crumbling infrastructure. Captain Roadwork can use his powers to warp reality, and uses his incredible powers to reorient the fabric of space and time to repair roads, buildings and bridges. While some people are pissed that he refused to do anything when something like Lord Spacedoom coming from the Andromeda Galaxy to enslave us all happens; he quietly explained that every day he spends fighting the likes of Landkraken and Nether-Jesus, is another day that the bridge over on Canal Street comes a little closer to collapsing. He's not looking to save the world in a grand gesture, but he goes out every day to try and make the world a little bit better, a little bit safer, and he does it without expecting reward or thanks.
@gepettogreco6 жыл бұрын
He's the hero all other heroes depend on, because without him they'd be up to their necks with debt from all the lawsuits and fines from the city state if he didn't repair all the collateral damage they created. They only have to deal with all the fines about disturbing productivity and the like, but that's what Dr. Lawyer and his sidekick Secretary Accountant are for. (And before you ask, no, he's not a lawyer with a doctorate, he's in fact a lawyer with a medical degree. His specialty is invasive neurosurgery.)
@CJusticeHappen216 жыл бұрын
@@gepettogreco I love it. The heroes who rebuilt New York while the Avengers ate shawarma.
@cookieDaXapper6 жыл бұрын
But, in 10 yrs, we find that all of that benign reality warping has been in fact causing tiny fractures in space\time, and once it hits critical mass, destroys linear timeflow to the point where..............
@CJusticeHappen216 жыл бұрын
@@cookieDaXapper We think everything comes to an end, but it was really just the authors settings up their own multiple timeline introduction. Captain Roadwork; into the Maintenance Multiverse!
@gepettogreco6 жыл бұрын
@@CJusticeHappen21 Fixing the multiverse at a larger scale, plugging plotholes, finding and repairing inconsistencies in backstories made out of authorial negligence, removing One More Day from continuity, shortening the clone sage and making toast fall butter side up, all is in a day's work for Captain Roadwork. But he's about to face his greatest challenge yet... The Cosmobstructive Bureaucrat and his herald, the Bronze Clerk.
@oldbrokenhands7 ай бұрын
I get the feeling that Bob, becomes the last survivor of humanity in all the bunker skits.
@CombatSportsNerd6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but Bob clearly has more than just a drug addiction
@gregorymckenzie75116 жыл бұрын
You mean he has an addicktion.
@gepettogreco6 жыл бұрын
@@gregorymckenzie7511 No, I don't think it's a dick at a time. Three, maybe four minimum. He seems to know his craft.
@MouseGoat5 жыл бұрын
@@gepettogreco how would you get 4 dicks in one mouth tho, like im sure they can fit there, but the 4 naked guys those digs should be attached to. i don't even know how you will get more than one guy, tho i think there ways if 2 guys dont mind getting close and naked. but 4?
@farukonurbozkurt11865 жыл бұрын
@@MouseGoat THAT is his super power. Also all of them deep throat
@gkarak19964 жыл бұрын
Let the man collect roosters in peace.
@hamasaken4 жыл бұрын
gota love how majesty and big bang is among them
@pousthemoco2 жыл бұрын
And M.Night Shyamalan made a movie about this a year later
@romax31156 жыл бұрын
goddamn the focus on oral is blowing the job out of my mind
@gendygoblin83915 жыл бұрын
Big Bang is there because he is actually living their fantasies. He discovered the formula of the universe(something along those lines) and now he is the most powerful superhero in this new reality.
@mk78936 жыл бұрын
2:15 Is that Big Bang?! hahaha
@Manarox21428 ай бұрын
also Majestic
@Papa_Mendes5 жыл бұрын
lol @ 01:49, he brings up a valid point.
@danielfontoura30846 жыл бұрын
Video starts opening with Jesse from Breaking Bad... Nice.
@Deiscimo6 жыл бұрын
that last line lol omg ..super villain.
@shadowwatcher39574 жыл бұрын
He really seemed to want to focus on Bob.
@CosmicDuskWolf5 жыл бұрын
There all there its great.
@LucasRodmo6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of an actual group of heroes, The Invisibles, by Grant Morrison, the saviors of the world are a bunch of drug addicts, homeless, sick, marginal people. A great series tho.
@LucasRodmo6 жыл бұрын
Love this channel
@PuppyLuvU25 жыл бұрын
Super Villain confirmed
@joshuabonesteel23035 жыл бұрын
And that friends was a twist on the movie Glass.
@JonasFelixBR6 жыл бұрын
E os outros heróis? São todos viciados tbm? Big Bang e os outros que estavam ai?
@SquirrelGamez6 жыл бұрын
I mean if the superpowers were real, this guy WOULD be a supervillain.
@shinra3586 жыл бұрын
Jesse from Breaking Bad xD
@thstroyur6 жыл бұрын
2:13 Are those Big Bang and Majestic?
@lorddemonoss39455 жыл бұрын
Cocian is a hell of a drug!
@mr.controversal91636 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but the ending just cracks me up (I'll leave now)
@kurtisdeakin6 жыл бұрын
I clicked so quick lol
@datbingo57146 жыл бұрын
You should get some new voice actors, sometimes when I hear some of these characters all I hear is big bang, or fredick, or another one of your iconic characters. Good video though.
@undeadgentalmen6 жыл бұрын
No, joke. Everyone is bugging out thinking they're the true persona of the super heroes. My guess for the full punchline is when the world ends, with in the series, that they take the drugs and actually turn into superheroes just as powerful as Big Bang. LOL It'll never happen because they are drug addicts. xD
@mikeyjhilli6 жыл бұрын
well, that was quite the surprise and twist ending.
@1Piecer6 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the back story of the super villain called The shrink?
@RafaelRodrigues-rx9ry6 жыл бұрын
So, did anyone notice Jesse Pinkman and Skinny Pete? Usually I'm the guy who does not notice these things!
@veryfarfromhome6 жыл бұрын
Confinement in the morning, SoV in the evening. Damn.
@Marceliaan6 жыл бұрын
Are that Majestic and Volt and 0:53?
@vanderleiandradedonascimen77966 жыл бұрын
Yes, they are.Big Bang is there too.
@amarbaouane75375 жыл бұрын
I bet you all noticed it's like the Glass movie : D
@r.r.t.96055 жыл бұрын
The white flautist looks exaclty like the guy who played goku in dragon ball evolution.
@slacknhash6 жыл бұрын
Hey, in the superhero world, if you want to succeed sometimes you have to suck seed.
@Spiritcomet4 жыл бұрын
So Edward Norton likes to visit this support group as well.
@bryllnt21616 жыл бұрын
i love these :)
@sethleoric29346 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the doctor from Blue Crystallic
@MDG-mykys5 жыл бұрын
Ouch, this got Birdman very quickly. Back to reality 😔
@Deiscimo6 жыл бұрын
i also just wanna know ..why is big bang there?
@SurprisinglyDeep6 жыл бұрын
Lol the psychologist should've just encouraged them to be streetfighting non-powered vigilantes 😂
@ALEX-eh6qk4 жыл бұрын
Damn this universe took a dark turn
@oonwing5 жыл бұрын
Damn!!!!
@nelsonmagus6 жыл бұрын
Majestic where?? When??!..
@MrChupacabra5556 жыл бұрын
Well, first off, Ahem...: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haPUe2Wcf7Z6ock Second: in one of the actual "Kick Ass" comics (can't recall if it was the original run, or the sequel), we learn that Big Daddy gave Hit Girl a 'special powder made by scientists' to only be used as a last resort..... yes, it was a hit of cocaine to 'speed up her reflexes' 9_9 In the 'Kick Ass 2" movie they substituted that for a shot of 'Adrenaline', which Hit Girl used on someone she was fighting (can't recall who it was without googling), thus avoiding suggesting Hit Girl would use any drugs at all (the comic was REALLY darker than the movie).
@LucasCAPS6 жыл бұрын
[ _Kick Ass 2_ spoiler, everyone] The climactic fight when Hit Girl resorts to adrenaline is against Mother Russia.
@alessiochoquezalarcon29256 жыл бұрын
NEW OTHER!!!!!!!😆😂😎!!!!
@zez_gval6 жыл бұрын
So, is he a supervillain or not?
@TheOne-tn2hi6 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm early also this was awesome
@johnny2x475 жыл бұрын
Whoa , whoa I didn't know Jesse pinkman was in this picture!
@tora3815 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha 😂 oh dear Supervillian hehhh!!!! 😏
@leocoelho45366 жыл бұрын
after this video, I whole heartily support Thanos snap. Heck, I think he should do it again....
@mr.l87236 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute....Volt, Majestic, and Big Bang are there. All get their powers from drugs!?!
@eduardoantoniomartinezmoli81915 жыл бұрын
Thais pretty much the summary of Glass
@TechCrowd5 жыл бұрын
the big guy is big bang?
@silvercheetah925 жыл бұрын
So how is Bob paying for rehab?
@shadowdragon45165 жыл бұрын
Wait… The society of virtue are at that meeting! Does this mean Black badness, Majestic, Volt and Big Bang get high together?
@rafaynoman11805 жыл бұрын
This kinda reminds me of Endgame.
@mategov8 ай бұрын
How does Bob pay for his sessions?...
@thisguy97335 жыл бұрын
Was that big bang
@GabrielSenpai6 жыл бұрын
2:14 BigBang!
@nishidohellhillsruler67315 жыл бұрын
That got dark fast...
@renankilluminat22226 жыл бұрын
Cade a legenda em português? Ainda n fiz o curso de inglês
@EuMesmoVII6 жыл бұрын
Já tem!
@renankilluminat22226 жыл бұрын
@@EuMesmoVII agr tem...antes n
@salpertia6 жыл бұрын
Man... Cant give bob a break
@TikiShootah5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a scession with Bob, is a hell of a thing.
@turma8eac5 жыл бұрын
He is the mighty villain: doctor proerd!
@tonyblake75696 жыл бұрын
I think he just talked me into doing drugs.
@DaniG._.German3 жыл бұрын
I see Big Bang but Future Jack explained who Big Bang is. What's going on?
@anarchyantz15646 жыл бұрын
Supervillain or more likely describing how he is going to be paid for his counselling "sessions"....or both.
@SupesMe5 жыл бұрын
I agree, Supervillain trying to mind trick them
@luishms6 жыл бұрын
Poh editor não tem legenda esse em PT-BR.
@rafaelassis12386 жыл бұрын
o canal em pt já lançou esse faz um tempo
@EuMesmoVII6 жыл бұрын
Agora tem!
@aruhe66506 жыл бұрын
vai aprender inglês kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@luishms6 жыл бұрын
É mesmo não sei compreender ou falar inglês, porém o canal sempre teve vídeos com legenda para atrair todos os públicos, por exemplo os SURDOS que precisam das legendas.
@deividemoreira75486 жыл бұрын
Tem dublado no canal BR. E dublado por dubladores de renome.
@helium-3795 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Mario Bros theory. They are plumbers on drugs going on a murder rampage.
@Archone6665 жыл бұрын
"Doug" is not wrong... how many times have villains in comics tried the "your entire life is a fantasy and your reality is this horrifically plausible scenario" scheme?