Surely, the library has shelves devoted to this topic!

Frasier's idea of learning how to ride a bicycle... by suggesting a visit to the library. Canonical example of someone who thinks too much.

[@ianfinrir8724]

The writers always said that while Frasier knows he's pretentious, Niles genuinely has no idea of his pretentiousness. But Niles has to be aware of it because he completely drops the facade during scenes like this.

[@ilahmaecunanan2629]

“My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, and there’s blood on the headlight and blood everywhere!” Hahahahaha Niles is so hilarious about how to ride a 🚲

[@livinonacloud]

Nobody has a meltdown like Niles. LOL!

[@billrobbins5874]

Wonderful, as brothers!

[@lightyagami1752]

The only one in sitcom history that can best Niles at meltdowns is Basil Fawlty.

[@vernelledouglas1801]

"That jogger should have been wearing a reflective vest" Ha ha haaaa!

[@SpeedyEric1]

Sure, Frasier. Blame the victim.

[@klina7645]

Well, Frasier was technically right if the guy was jogging after dark 😂. Still, I'm wondering how badly the jogger was injured since Niles sobs "there's blood EVERYWHERE!" 😧.

[@silentbliss7666]

The way Frasier consoled Niles is so sweet :)

[@WlngDlngBat]

But NOOOOOO!!!

[@ashrafshelmani]

Gets me everytime.

[@noelanderson969]

"You said that we could TEACH OURSELVES! YOU SAID THAT NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER!!

[@alexisgrey3633]

The way Niles says 'Noooo' cracks me up!

[@adoculos4521]

Yes, just brilliant acting.😄

[@PollyDactyl]

Two bouncy tires and a taught chain, you said!!

[@bradredford4846]

Someone should give these dudes a couple of awards.

[@DaWorzt99]

Niles it's not your fault that jogger should be wearing a reflector 🦺.. 😂

[@alecvenom4311]

0:43 but NOOOOOO!!!

[@danbytp]

Now that's how to have a breakdown.I'm sure the library has shelves of books on the matter!

[@docette2015]

To be fair -- jogger SHOULD have been wearing a reflective vest. Possibly why the Crane boys are here at Frasier's instead of a police station. XD

[@scaper8]

Well, not to get too political on it, but they're well to do and their father is an ex-cop. Those factors tend to help a lot a well. The jogger not wearing a vest at night certainly strengthened their case though.

[@clrobertson13]

If you’ll notice, out the window it’s daytime. Makes it even funnier! 😂

[@jayp398]

I think it's just the lights from the buildings at night.

[@klina7645]

Later Frasier says "Can you imagine anything more pathetic? Two grown men struggling in the dark to learn how to master a CHILD'S TOY?!?" 😂

[@ughmazing8073]

"But NOOOooo!!" That killed me 😂

[@francesmaurer185]

These two are outstanding 😂⭕❌😂

[@SpeedyEric1]

It's scenes like this that prove my point that the Crane Boys never had a childhood.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Judging from their conversations, they quickly became basically little adults on their own.

[@davidc5820]

​@@WorldWar2freak94exactly! They did not want one.

[@klina7645]

Martin does say that he tried to teach both of them to ride bikes but "I had to take them to the emergency room so many times, social services started sniffing around".

[@kellyberry]

They act like Rod and Todd Flanders everything seems to scare them when Frasier married Lilith somebody did CPR on him because after the Minister said I now pronounce u Man and Wife Frasier passed out after saying outloud OH MY GOODNESS WHAT HAVE I DONE? I WAS EITHER DRUNK OR HIGH WHEN I PROPOSED Legend has it he still cant remember how he got to the alter

[@alecvenom4311]

0:57 there’s blood everywhere 😂

[@annajormungandr5449]

Omg i don't think his over dramatic acting will ever not be funny 😂

[@larrybaker5316]

that is so funny, 2 highly educated professionals acting like a couple of little whiney wimps. excellent writing and acting! fraiser and niles were the perfect match for brothers in this classic, timeless, seires, thanks for sharing.

[@marierankin1688]

all a matter of CONFIDENCE

[@PollyDactyl]

Hysterically funny 🤣🤣

[@papadocsamedi2544]

Wouldn't mind a nice cherry myself...

[@b.visconti1765]

I've run into just about everything there was bike riding.. tele poles wooden gates trees And jumped a 1 foot hole an couldn't understand how I landed on my back an that's with my glasses on which broke so often I went without..😷🤣😘🎈

[@aroundandround]

Such a great show.

[@MrAlexbreak]

I'm also poor at coordination, I hit one toddler and one younger toddler within 4 minutes. Then I went home and cried a little

[@hmcnally]

I recommend going to a library and selecting a book from the shelves of titles devoted to the topic.

[@chrisparkes2179]

But were they wearing reflective vests?

[@danbytp]

@@chrisparkes2179 Yes,that's how he knows who he hit.

[@chrisparkes2179]

@@danbytp That was lucky.

[@danbytp]

@@chrisparkes2179 Yupper!

[@Cristinact]

What would Frasier do without Niles?

[@gulfrelay2249]

Half a season?

[@Tubeite]

Hang around a bar drinking, night after night.

[@KittSpiken]

Save on sherry?

[@beingsshepherd]

An unfunny reboot 😏

[@Ms.NIkaDM]

Best Brother Duo

[@AnthonyMcCaul-c9g]

What a wimp, the real Daphnie would never have fallen for him!

[@suebradford5758]

Thank you 😁❤👍

[@SingersDream]

But *NOOOOOOO!* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@princhipessa1969]

I just love David Hyde pierce.

[@mariecreativity9065]

What did he do to that jogger geez😂

[@alexandrarangel9298]

I love how Niles has OCD its so funny :)

[@no288]

L O V E This Scene ; )

[@enthusedtosing9655]

The style was so common with Friends!

[@yosefdemby8792]

More like Seinfeld.

[@albertoavena]

Favorite episode hahahaha

[@cityzens634]

Frasier was good until the last few years, it then became like every American sitcom.

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

How can two grown men cant ride a bike

[@KittSpiken]

Much the same way a grown man can't utilize proper syntax.

[@adoculos4521]

​@@KittSpikenOoh, burn!🔥😂

[@TDL-xg5nn]

You know this show is fiction because no way a woman like Daphne would fall for a dandy like Niles.

[@jonbartolo8067]

I don’t know, man. There’s too many tumblr posts about how cute Niles Crane is. Besides, Daphne said that having sex with Niles “has ruined her for other men” so he’s doing something right.

[@TDL-xg5nn]

@@jonbartolo8067 Most women like masculine men not men that are more feminine than themselves.

[@jonbartolo8067]

@@TDL-xg5nn kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnnbdJmYrbaFd68&ab_channel=RickyMk I'm just saying, if a dude can give you multiple mind-shattering orgasms all day, whether that dude is more masculine or feminine, you’re not going to dump him anytime soon. It’s also probably an added bonus if that guy treats you like you a queen, like Niles does to Daphne.

[@TDL-xg5nn]

@@jonbartolo8067 Please. Niles was completely uncoordinated and without rhythm. He couldn't ride a bike or flip a coin without falling down but he was supposed to be a high performance sports car in bed? LOL. You know women do lie right?

[@TDL-xg5nn]

@@jonbartolo8067 Daphne had ZERO character. She left her fiance at the altar. Only a complete scumbag would do that. She was marrying Donny for his money and when she found out Niles wanted her she dumped Donny because Niles had more money. She lied about Niles in bed because like I said she has no character and wants his money.