GUYS, MY ARMY IS IN MY CASTLE. IT'S EASIER TO TRAIN UNITS EN MASSE, which is why I'm using the gladiators, a custom noble troop for ONE episode ALONE. I am training this army as a specific group that Asti Rex will lead in the following episode. Please trust in my madness and my plans. We FINALLY get a defensive siege battle against 1,600 Northern Romans (The Republic). You also get to meet the King of Gladiators, Asti. Let me know which part of this video is your favorite. Also come join our community subreddit -- in this link, you can see fan art of Marcus Agrippa by our community member, Sword Coast. www.reddit.com/r/Surreal_Beliefs/comments/nsmv0m/marcus_vepsanius_agrippa_by_sword_coast/ I added in gladiators today since this is the UFC's Fight Night and that's my favorite sport to watch.
@Bishonmonten3 жыл бұрын
Your Imperial Highness Emperor Marcus, My Father wishes for me to pass along that the House of Scipii stands with you and with it all the support it can muster. I can also say that if I know my Father and I do he is preparing to host celebratory games to commemorate your Great Victory at Phycaon my advice would be to accept the Invitation as it will afford you the chance to meet with not only my Father but my Older Brother who is the next Head of House. Or I could go in your stead if you so wish it will be nice to see my whole Family again. Don't worry about the Gladiators I'll get them trained up and knowing how to hold in a Tetsudo and how to keep formation on the advance. Your Friend and Loyal Servant, Decimus Augustus Scipio
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
To be clear, I’d consider this as a transition to another part of our story. It’s us trying out the gladiators which is my personal noble troop. Nothing about this is a meme, it’s just some humor incorporated. In our story, Rex is a savage warrior and isn’t capable of speaking the language that Marcus does. Each class of gladiator I have is named after the terms used to describe a gladiator and their weapons or where they’re from.
@yourbrotachanka92213 жыл бұрын
If I could be in your army I’d be one or your elite equites guarding the general at all costs! Hail crotor!
@louischoo75553 жыл бұрын
Next time when defending a siege battle, try hitting their siege tower and battling ramp 1st. That will force them to only use ladder and you can defend against a much more larger army easily
@juliuspacheco25943 жыл бұрын
Such a great series @ SurrealBeliefs are you going to keep the gladiators or are you going back to your old army also day two of asking if your going to take the island for yourself and if so what episode
@dunnobored3 жыл бұрын
Imagine that siege being in a history book that would probably be one of the best stories of history if it was real. An Emperor slaughtering hundreds with his genius mangonel usage. A gladiator champion who slaughters men by the dozens and a fierce unyielding militia defending the town alongside with a hundred gladiators that are as powerful as they are fearless.
@TrepedatiousTrex2 жыл бұрын
“The ferocious, and mindless Rex, he was a GATE of a man on his own.” “Oh abs watch out for the emperors stones.”
@bobafett53992 жыл бұрын
It’s was a midsping day we were waiting in the castle when we revived a report of 1600 men ready to attack us we had no time to run. But the emperor-consort was unyielding his companions and army of 100 strong gladiators they defended the gate with us and there leader Rex with assistance from scipio and pious.
@bobafett53992 жыл бұрын
Livia was at the rear healing or wounded saving dozens just with a needle and thread. Maximus leading the men atop the walls killing all who oppose him as general Agrippa killed hundreds with just two catapults and some rocks If it was not for these hero’s our great city would have fallen. 🔔 ring 🔔 oh time for next class I will read you more of the Agrippa collection tomorrow class dismissed
@darkace37833 жыл бұрын
Marcus Vespanius:are you ready to commit yourself to Rome? Asti:*confused screaming* Marcus Vispanius :good enough
@aaronkreissler34593 жыл бұрын
Using the gladiators in wall defenses or other places where the enemy cannot use their shield wall is the best way to defeat the Roman infantry. Without the formation, the legionary falls easily. It was good to see you use those tactics against the northern traitors. May I suggest that you spend some time seeking out bandit hideouts? While it is good to conquer foreign enemies, saving your people from domestic ones is just as important. It would also be a good way to train your gladiators, as seems to be your current goal right now.
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Aaron! I’m glad you appreciated this slightly different episode.
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
I can't believe we FINALLY got a siege battle, i think you giving the AI more manpower definitly helped with that. The siege battle was just as awesome as a i always thought it would be, i mean it should be hard for the attackers, The whole damm point of Castles, citadels and towns with fortifications was just that so a a small force of men, like a few hundreds could defend against a MUCH bigger force like thousands, depending on said fortifications and how good they are and the size and quality of the attacking force of course, but your siege battle went just like it should have and it was Epic, something out of a movie!!!
@viiv4923 жыл бұрын
"Screw that one in particular" you get a like.
@crazyelf13 жыл бұрын
The defensive siege was a really nice (and rare addition). I think that my favorite battles are the "close calls" (examples being the near the end of the Khuzait campaign where you were knocked out and your wife, brother, etc, saved the day), the Vlandian siege battle where you were down to a few troops because you had to attack an enemy with catapults outnumbered, the recent fight in this Roman campaign you had against the Khuzaits where you had to charge up a hill, and now this defensive siege battle. Those are the real nail biters when you don't know for sure that you are going to emerge the winner. The training battles against bandits can be entertaining, but these fights are ones where, well, the outcome is up in the air. I also really liked the first episode of this campaign where you started as a levy and had to experience war as a levy taking orders. In regards to the game in general (and I hope the developers take note of this), I think that apart from the mod Enhanced Battle Test, what we really need is for Taleworlds (and perhaps the modders) to allow for more defensive siege fights. Another top priority (and it has often been communicated to Taleworlds) is that the siege AI needs a lot of work still. Taleworlds is currently working on new scenes for cities and keep battles. Within Bannerlord, I think that sieges need to favor the defense more. In historical war, it usually took 4-5x the amount of troops for the attacker to take a fortified position, and I'd like Bannerlord to reflect that (that's more for TW though to fix than anyone else). That's feedback for Taleworlds rather than Surreal Beliefs though. Actually - that reminds me, one thing I that I would like to see is your thoughts on what you think the game needs.
@zachdecicco3753 жыл бұрын
Rival Imperials: Have a elite army, out numbers enemy 3 to 1, facing a army of what amounts to freshly recruited slave army, would easily win against the one of the rare epic siege defences. Surreal: rOcKs.
@dunnobored3 жыл бұрын
Slaughters hundreds with R O C K S
@zachdecicco3753 жыл бұрын
@@dunnobored Could have fought in this epic pitched siege battle on the front lines, shoulder to shoulder with his men, using some of the best weapons and armor Rome has available, killing scores of enemies in glorious melee combat. bUt WhAt AbOuT tHe FuCkInG rOcKs?!
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
@@zachdecicco375 r o c k s
@hiroshell7973 Жыл бұрын
R o c k s
@davidatkins97933 жыл бұрын
Theirs always one semi naked companion running around in your campaigns. Love it.
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
Gotta have those
@enoughofyourkoicarp3 жыл бұрын
SB: "You ready?" Asti-Rex: *angry gladiator noises intensify* Me: "Yeah, mornings be like that sometimes."
@francisongcoy47873 жыл бұрын
Ohh imagine having a cohort system in your personal army that has a individual centurion and signifier
@stasnov3 жыл бұрын
Like a first cohort. Emperors own.
@KnoxOnTopProductions3 жыл бұрын
Surreal casually: “all i have to do is get a few hundred kills”
@alexandersamsonidze40263 жыл бұрын
When Rex said: AAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!! I felt that, very touching.
@MrEmpify3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is I had a siege defense earlier today (only 900 v 400) and I did the exact same thing with destroying them with the catapult. The people on the other one even knocked out their ram so they were all mostly grouped up sitting ducks. The feeling of pride you get from single-handedly knocking such a big hole in their numbers is satisfying. It was just as fun to watch happen again here too.
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
Your companions went BEAST mode on these bandits! Look at these kills.
@omathitis84983 жыл бұрын
Spartacus approves this army composition.
@celionovais62733 жыл бұрын
Man I am laughing so loud with the Asterix grunts! 🤣
@charlesgrove69053 жыл бұрын
The scream at the opening was just effing hilarious.
@khalduras7843 жыл бұрын
Asti - Rex is that guy who is gonna end up causing a civil war ala Three Kingdoms style while using his brave reputation from the unification wars to take over the empire after his liege lord, Agrippa passes on. What a madmen
@ns94683 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHARAHHHHHHH- Inspirational Quotes starring Asti Rex
@Viccerz3 жыл бұрын
All Hail Asti-Rex, the Right Hand of Mars, the Butcher of Phycaon Gate, the Thrice-Blooded! Songs will be sung of his valor even after the last stone of the city walls crumbles beneath the dirt. Ave, Legionnaires
@MrMyNameX3 жыл бұрын
In my bleary eyed delirium at 7 am I had to watch 3 times to know at 37 min there was a random sphere on the battlefield.
@surperco3 жыл бұрын
I need a speed compilation of you just throwing rocks, had me in stitches
@LordQuode3 жыл бұрын
And they knew, Mars stood tall behind Agrippa.
@Remoniq3 жыл бұрын
Everyone fighting for their life, Meanwhile Marcus Vepsanius Agrippa is having the time of his life.
@trottheblackdog3 жыл бұрын
That siege defense was epic!
@radsterwarrior71533 жыл бұрын
“Rex, do I have your sword?” “EEEEURRAAAHHH!!” “Err, good enough I suppose.”
@theman49082 жыл бұрын
Imagine in real life you see highest rank general carrying big stone back and forth across wall to drop it on enemy head. That would be hillarious
@JP-ty7ce3 жыл бұрын
You stay coming out with premium content can't help but to like it up
@GCBPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
Happy late birthday! .. also after one joins how do they make a companion for you?!
@sen67283 жыл бұрын
join discord
@GCBPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
@@sen6728 how do I?.
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Chief! It’s a link in my video description.
@GCBPodcasts3 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs so its not giving me permission to chat in that section of discord, do I have to be a KZbin member first?
@michaelroland11953 жыл бұрын
Love you're campaigns, style, and strategies. Makes me sad when the video ends. Keep doing the good work surreal
@e.m.p.33943 жыл бұрын
Dude Surreal. This story is amazing. Keep up the great work!
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Thanks EMP!
@e.m.p.33943 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs No Prob Surreal! You're my favorite KZbinr!
@sunnyinamorata65743 жыл бұрын
As a long time fan its amazing to see you grow, I hope your channel keeps on growing.
@muhammadhuzaifa28253 жыл бұрын
The castle siege was quite cool man. Close call battles are the best. Keep up this great work man. 😀
@Nott_Vermeen3 жыл бұрын
I only recently came across your content and have loved every minute. Such excellent work. Looks like I’m gonna have to start a new campaign, because now I need gladiators in my life.
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kaos!
@javierriquelme2553 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that scream scared me, I didn't expect it jajaj
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I hope it was enjoyable.
@Eddy1938-b3 жыл бұрын
Nice, I though Crottor and the empress would betray you and sell you as a gladiator after challenging the rich in the last chapter. Would make an excellent campaign story
@alexandersibilio74363 жыл бұрын
I am still laughing from the intro 🤣 😂 😆 💀 UAAAHRGHH
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you got a kick out of it!
@woodrowmiller9713 жыл бұрын
Hey, surreal! I just wanted to thank you for all the content you've created! It has gotten me through a lot of stress.
@meziahwater3 жыл бұрын
In every campaign we have a weird guy last campaign we had the green face paint guy
@KnoxOnTopProductions3 жыл бұрын
“Ahhhhhhh, big balls,very frightening!”-SurrealBeliefs 2021
@hansmeier56173 жыл бұрын
the gladiators are really cool. Many emperors use gladiators as part of their bodyguards together with the Praetorians and the Germanic bodyguards. The most famous gladiator was probably Spiculus who served Nero.
@hansmeier56173 жыл бұрын
@@BestMods168 good question! With the Germanic Guard it was important that they were particularly intimidating and exotic, everyone had to be tall, long-haired and bearded. They also used Germanic weapons, shields and often wore skins. In roman pictures they wore germanic helmets, chain mail or bare chests. Perhaps that also means that the gladiators wore their armor. But since some gladiator helmets intentionally restrict vision and hearing, I'm not sure. But I have to admit I don't know
@hansmeier56173 жыл бұрын
@@BestMods168found the picture: www.alamy.com/stock-photo-ancient-world-roman-empire-military-germanic-body-guard-of-the-emperor-58563593.html
@Wodan853 жыл бұрын
the germanic bodyguard was introduced because the emperors could no longer trust the praetorians because they were too involved in roman politics. The german were much more loyal and extremely intimidating! This tradition can also be found in the Eastern Roman Empire with the varangian garde (ax guard) they were known for using the dane ax (large two-handed ax). The romans got to know the value of the germanic warriors under Cesar during his war against the celts and the civil war. The Germanic cavalry played a crucial role. The Germans were known for the fact that every rider had a foot soldier with him who ran with him and held onto the horse's mane.
@hansmeier56173 жыл бұрын
@@Wodan85 yes exactly in a battle the germanic riders swam through the river to fall into the flank of the enemy
@hansmeier56173 жыл бұрын
@@BestMods168 Great! That sounds fantastic. Are you working on a mod?
@superstraight26673 жыл бұрын
Mars himself was at the gate!
@ronaldstarnes18243 жыл бұрын
as you are every time i enjoy this
@11212Abed3 жыл бұрын
Finally! We have the siege battle! *And we might lose it!* *Say it with happiness*
@Koggelxander3 жыл бұрын
@SurrealBeliefs As you said "taking giant Gladiatorial shits", I was finishing my Brownie dude... 😹😹😹😭
@defenitlyhuman90263 жыл бұрын
No one: Gladiator: *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
@deraelevans2223 жыл бұрын
Spartacus disapproves lol
@panzerothelake21783 жыл бұрын
One time the was defending a siege as the northern empire against an army of 800 khuzaits with only 150 men including garrison and militia and won. I personally hot 250kills with the grapeshot
@maggoli673 жыл бұрын
I hear Sterling Archer in your glee as you drop boulders!
@mostevilcoral65683 жыл бұрын
Catapults and ornagers can actually kill rams in about 3 shots, it's actually a super powerful tactic as it forces the attacking force to push the ladders
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I just didn’t want to prolong the siege for more time. It was already really long and with that type of town, we had it.
@pul15483 жыл бұрын
Yes my Emperor i will serve you
@ilyassonmez59213 жыл бұрын
I really like your story and your presentation. I wish you success. I'd love to watch Trial of the Seven Kingdoms mode later as the new story.
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
Try to give Rex just some Gladiator style armor so that he isn't immediately knocked out when he's attacking instead defending and so he doesn't get 1 or 2 shoted by skirmishers
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t look like armor but it actually is.
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs good to know, but if you can upgrade it later without losing his Gladiator look do it. Man, i still can't get over how awesome that siege battle was, i can't wait for Bannerlord to have a Lord of The Rings or a Song of Ice And Fire Mod!
@barrydonovan16973 жыл бұрын
Agrippa's armor looks so so cool
@TheFernando23163 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for that sweet sweet khuzait campaign!
@jacobtanner4863 жыл бұрын
Hmmm so Agrippa’s wife was under attack, she got saved by another mans army, and then she gets a roguery level up, HMMM 🤔 Julia wears the imperial robes but she belongs to the streets
@hiroshell7973 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, you sound like a Olympic athlete at jumping to conclusions
@bry7563 жыл бұрын
Damn son I was right on it soon as you uploaded :D
@Lyoung233 жыл бұрын
Kind of wonder what it would be like if someone played as a gladiator. Kinda having a background story similar to the show Spartacus.
@gabrielcharles30453 жыл бұрын
Rex is the reincarnation of Cu Chulainn
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the Gladiators!!!
@noahfrank53593 жыл бұрын
Marunath is one of the easiest to defend as well. I defended over 2000 soldiers with just 100 militia and around 50 decent soldiers. Catapults do so much damage to siege equipment
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
True!
@Komrad_Cybersyn3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could do more kills if you took a bow and an arrow, even on dead allies, and do some shooting range up on the front gate ? Also, do explosive shots make more damage on siege engines than simple "letals" shots ?
@reeceroxbury94443 жыл бұрын
Man I can't wait I'm leaving for New Mexico tomorrow and I'm going to be out for a whole two and a half weeks so I'm going to have a lot of catching up to do but it's going to be one big Marathon oh boy
@vikhargaming59173 жыл бұрын
Yeah bro, and watchout in your destinasion bro ok👍
@reeceroxbury94443 жыл бұрын
@@vikhargaming5917 thanks mate ill be in tbe back country doing a 56 mile hike and ima take it very slow.
@vikhargaming59173 жыл бұрын
@@reeceroxbury9444yeah bro, don't worry bro i pray for your safe bro👍
@davidspade78643 жыл бұрын
10:19 WELCOME TO THE FEDERATION, NOW LET"S FIGHT SOME BUGS
@bobb63423 жыл бұрын
I had a bad case of deja by watching this one
@shauryagupta12223 жыл бұрын
gladitors are awesome but they are kinda a shock troops and also having practorian and eagle legionary in front line is better as they are more immune to archers and also very good fighters, take like 20 of them and like use them as a flanking unit as u don't have any cav
@bermanecombranne52563 жыл бұрын
Great content Dad! 👍🏾
@callmetoothy3 жыл бұрын
I really like these long battles
@pork_on3 жыл бұрын
This is how auto resolve sieges in Warband went lol
@farel4563 жыл бұрын
damnn i see u having fun with the mangonel. Good for you man, not good for them lol
@j-light83333 жыл бұрын
Gladiator AHHHHHHH!😂😂😂
@Runetrantor3 жыл бұрын
Man, a well used catapult looks like so much fun indeed. Its a shame the AI seems so bad at using them, otherwise sieges would be far deadlier and actually would incentive you to break down the walls, so you can run past them quickly.
@andreascj733 жыл бұрын
The Viking on the bridge ...
@jameswatson44583 жыл бұрын
sweet more please sir :)
@williamsezenwa95423 жыл бұрын
I wish we could call our horse after dismounting
@f10nn023 жыл бұрын
What’s the name of the outro song that shit slaps
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Custom song I had commissioned. Glad you like it!
@concernedthanos6725 Жыл бұрын
Man’s wife and best friend gifts him 101 hot men after conquest, used said men for more conquest
@danielhughes17113 жыл бұрын
0:32 XD
@aintlifeacabochon52543 жыл бұрын
I love this series ❤️❤️
@ayeniszwan2 жыл бұрын
okay , austy rex woke me tf up. holy shit its 5 am dude
@federicusv21393 жыл бұрын
You used the custom troops mod for the gladiators?
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@shawnludwig203 жыл бұрын
He that is without sin cast the 1st stone... Surreal: here... Catch...
@TheStuleo3 жыл бұрын
How did you get the gladiators? I have downloaded all the mod after your discord #mod-list, but i can not find them in the compendium
@gabrielcanejo1873 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Bannerlord to have either a Lord of The Rings or a Song of Ice And Fire Mod
@filippomonaco23033 жыл бұрын
Sorry man, English isn't my mother tongue, so maybe I missed something. Which is the mod you used for the gladiators? I have joined you discord and checked the mod section, but I still don't get it.
@fabiodinizfernandes72393 жыл бұрын
Hello surreal beliefs, what mods you use in this video? It's only Eagle Rising?
@brok563 жыл бұрын
Well crafted armour pales in comparison To a gladiators abs that are covered in olive oil.
@rjpantaleon91003 жыл бұрын
More!
@aonirsplayground62243 жыл бұрын
The ruins are part of the update for CEK/CE i believe
@elmRHCP3 жыл бұрын
What is your mod list?
@mdq81983 жыл бұрын
"take giant gladiatorial shits" you get a like
@ArthWagner3 жыл бұрын
Happy b day!
@uzytkownikx.96083 жыл бұрын
Hello whats the mod for mod towns?
@KnoxOnTopProductions3 жыл бұрын
31:01 “Your emperor” correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that getting a little ahead of yourself? Marcus isn’t the emperor is he? Or did he become the ruler when he married Julia?
@MarcoAurelio-vv3gz3 жыл бұрын
He's tecnically the Emperor Consort at least
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
@@MarcoAurelio-vv3gz Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to say "Emperor Consort" each time, but that is accurate.
@kevingaming1003 жыл бұрын
Hi SB and fans, may I ask you guys for some tips and help. I've been hyped by this mod and started playing bannerlord again, but I suffer from massive lagg in menus and on the campaign map, contrary to your gameplay. I've looked online for help but couldn't find anything useful. According to the memory usage from the game itself, I should be fine regarding my specs. If you guys have any tips I would love to hear it. My thanks in advance
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately that's an issue with 1.5.9.
@armins_hairline2463 жыл бұрын
Surreal the type to live at the end of halo rach
@Jamesthemaze2 жыл бұрын
Hey what’s the mods list? I haven’t been able to find the discord list and i hoped to get them
@SurrealBeliefs2 жыл бұрын
This is for an older version of the game. The Freelancer modder quit shortly after this video premiered, much to my surprise.
@Jamesthemaze2 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs wait so it ain’t available? I saw it on nexus mods, haven’t seen the Roman one yet
@carlcarlson13083 жыл бұрын
You maybe could've been getting their infantry with the artillery in the tower, u mostly were hitting slinger auxiliaries
@SurrealBeliefs3 жыл бұрын
Yep, probably.
@carlcarlson13083 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs o.o I didn't expect a reply 🙏
@lucaswallace74763 жыл бұрын
Day 5 of suggesting games for Surreal to play: Empire At War (Fall of the republic mod) Note: *OOOWWW MY EARS.*