Surviving Mars VS 12 Humans.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

This DLC has fulfilled my throbbing, closeted desire to become Thomas the Tank Engine rebrand.ly/AmbiguousAmphibian Dear Paradox: Official Thomas the Tank Engine and obligatory train skin pack when?

[@mikoajmullka6408]

dude remember to play some stellaris when overlotd drops paradox will probably sponsor you

[@daviddenver5883]

All hail the green reptile, for he blessed us again with a video one will take upon his soul with joy and gratitude.

[@jugularSignal]

"When we licked the floor for sustenance" is one of my favorite lines now. Thanks

[@Velossitee]

Does the global warming taste like raspberries?

[@drinkingwithtom]

@@jugularSignal "Who Connor, of all things, is a Sexy Idiot" - absolutely made my day

[@paradoxinteractive]

Say's "collaborating" but didn't pick Paradox as the mission sponsor 😭

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Official Thomas the Tank Engine Mars radio and skin train mod pack when? My god that sounded far more inhumane than I had envisioned

[@uncleaungzayyafromburma985]

When majesty 3?

[@jordanfisher9969]

Paradox just keeps on winning.

[@Natibert]

@@EEEEEEEE E? You, here? You are such an important member of our language!

[@hadialkmishe1438]

When is the sequel to march of eagles?

[@MrNorker77]

My first try at Last Ark went terribly wrong. Somehow an all-male crew didn't have what it takes to populate mars.

[@kipandren]

Hmmm. I feel like you may have been missing something from your crew. We may never know the answer!

[@walmarp]

تحقق من هذا. أنا لا أتحدث العربية حتى ، أنا فقط أريد مناظر. يرجى التحقق من قناتي ، أنا أبذل قصارى جهدي. لا أعرف حقًا أنواع مقاطع الفيديو التي أرغب في إنشائها. ومع ذلك ، فهي فريدة من نوعها.

[@fryingpan37]

@@walmarp no

[@lozzielozer]

@@walmarp no

[@ahmed4363]

@@walmarp no

[@scBlueSun]

"My patreons who are almost constantly reproducing" We are watching a Surviving Mars challenge run. No one here is having sex.

[@Badmanpuntbaxter]

Hahahahah....hahaha...haha...haa......awwwwwww :(

[@ahardworker2154]

True

[@blizpix]

I mean, I'm pregnant right now...there are dozens of us

[@Koupip]

@@blizpix you mean you are one of the 12 on mars ?

[@DustD.Reaper]

His name? Who Conner His mission? Being the sexiest himbo on mars.

[@TheChronova]

wonder if he'll become a doctor ;)

[@hazukichanx408]

Stupid sexy Connor!

[@lemontree9518]

finally a hero we can get behind

[@bronzejourney5784]

Is himbo a real word?

[@alexsiemers7898]

I guess he’s gonna be on first base one way or another

[@basimaziz]

10:13 He's right. That's where all the patrons come from. An amphibian patron finds another amphibian patron, they bang, make a kid, then the kid becomes a patron.

[@Trupen]

Alternative title: Mars: The Alabama Experiment

[@ambiguousamphibian]

This gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"

[@rosiehawtrey]

Inbredistan - where you can go to a restaurant with your mom, sister and aunt and only need a table for two...

[@noahhastings6145]

@@ambiguousamphibian Does it?

[@foxflame7214]

If you want a video recommendation, I propose completing a task in The Sims 3 or 4 (your choice) but you have to stay underground in a basement the whole time. It could have a simple objective. Perhaps starting from the bottom and working your way up to a million bucks, or having a sociable character unable to socialise. The possibilities are endless, as solitude makes everything more difficult and hence intriguing.

[@Celastrous]

Please sims 3. I used to put my butler in his own underground bunker. He had a small concrete cell. He could only come in to clean via a secret door, and only while we are asleep or away on work.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear ff

[@criispyq]

Here and mr streamer, your ideas are simply unmatched

[@silvokristensen9982]

Just use the talking toilet

[@hunterman4488]

You watch this guy too? I thought you only watched mr samuel streamer

[@deanthelis5578]

Who Connor's himbo energy is powerful, and with his sexy idiocy he will create a martian Idiocracy of his own. You'll see. You'll all see.

[@severdislike4222]

Any opening that starts with "Planting Seed" will be a winner.

[@matthewgagnon9426]

Who Connor is the first Himbo on Mars. Mars is now complete.

[@SurrealKeenan]

"We sent 12 rocket crews to their deaths so we could seed the planet, prompting a single spontaneous bush generation on the opposite side of the map." Gold

[@dylanmilne6683]

You can't convince me that this isn't the plot of some future reality program.

[@jacksonduruy4303]

"An electronics store..." There's 12 people. How do you have a functional exchange based economy with such a low population? Are they just giving meaningless tokens to the robots?

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Well, the game doesn’t model any economy. The Colonists don’t seem to have or ever use money. We might just assume the electronics “store” is just a stall open to anyone to take some consumer electronics? There might be something limiting their consumption, but who knows.

[@Someone-lr6gu]

@@LeafseasonMagbag He maybe meant that it's hard to find workers and electronics for the electronics store this early in the run.

[@etuanno]

@@Someone-lr6gu In my playthroughs I rushed the Mohole mine (usually using most of my money for research) so that I have infinite metal and rare earth metals for the electronics. The polymers are easy enough to produce. From then on it's not really a challenge anymore.

[@TooFewSecrets]

@@LeafseasonMagbag Say it with me: Fully automated luxury gay space communism.

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

@@LeafseasonMagbag Its just a place where electronics are stored and given out, you aren't going to have a market economy. This is frankly an Anarchist economy and likely a communist one as well, where gift economy reigns. In other words pretty based.

[@Hedhnter]

I don't think 12 really fits the whole '50/500' rule when it comes to repopulation. Better hope they brought some frozen sperm on that rocket ship for genetic variability in the future.

[@MrAgmoore]

Yeah. 12 people = functional extinction.

[@VarenRoth]

Well. *Rigel* happened somehow.

[@VvV-kp3xw]

Thank you for giving me a reason to learn something today. Because of your comment I googled the 50/500 rule.

[@Soken50]

That rule is bunk anyways, the actual minimal values for fitness and drift are closer to 2-3x that (100/1000-150/1500)

[@yourfriend8052]

@@Soken50 50/500 is the bare minimum, 100/1000 is the best option.

[@ElfPoles]

"Who Connor" This is literally an Abbott & Costello act LMAO

[@Aloiv]

"Or slaughtering all the ducks for food!" Paired with melancholy classical guitar is a vibe I've never known I needed to hear until now.

[@Leviathis_Krade]

how messed up would it be if every million or so years humans recolonized mars and then earth never learning which planet was the origination of human life, but always believing their planet was the original...

[@HannibalKantter]

4:37 How can a first generation martianborn be not only religious, but also a *gamer* 😂 Gotta love this game

[@Techischannel]

Honestly, i did that but with a whopping 2 colonists. Where did the other 10 go? What other 10? There only ever were 2. By the end of my run my region was massively overpopulated and i spend most of my resources on somehow quelling the truely immense overpopulation issue that was birthed from 2 very sexy very horni individuals, isolated inside a single dome made to give them every single bit of comfort. Not that it matterd in the end as the population grew to such an extreme end that by the end of it all materials were spend on building Arcologies and Apartments to, again, somehow house all of those overpopulated masses of the Hornies.

[@onesandzeros1338]

At some point it just became Alabama 2

[@jamiehughes5573]

A inbreeding feedback loop

[@molybdaen11]

Just 2 workers? That's barely enough to man the clinic and the school.

[@bcav712]

I can't wait to pollute Mars' atmosphere in real life.

[@tortron]

Think global act local!

[@cokaorcola]

You realise that will probably never happen, and if it does not until there is a technological break through which allows to creat a magnetic field around the planet or we figure out how to reactivate the core, which again is probably not likely. Better to focus on saving the planet we have.

[@vaultdweller1386]

@@cokaorcola Would could embrace our cave man ancestry and live in the interior of mars.

[@cokaorcola]

@@vaultdweller1386 🤣, very droll

[@patricksvarietycorner5700]

@@cokaorcola that quiters talk let's get this core boys

[@Samevistan]

In any colony or civilization, it’s important to have at least two doctors. For a second opinion 🤓

[@jahwillprovide8791]

In keeping with the antfarm type games you love so much, I highly recommend checking out Distant Worlds 2. The game is exceedingly beautiful but not in the traditional "I have 1000 mods on my Skyrim install" way but more in the way of the process being beautiful. Its a 4x game but instead of bogging you down with lacing peoples boots for them you can automate some tasks away and continue playing your favorite parts of the game.

[@annaarkless5822]

in another universe ambiguousamphibian couldnt stop at just video games and became dictator, managing all of our lives like a game of sims

[@Vok250]

Ok I'm convinced. ambiguousamphibian is the young 40k Emperor. He's architecting his plans for the mechanicum for all to see.

[@sefyravelvetpaw8166]

This game actually looks like quite a bit of fun, I'll definitely wishlist it :)

[@MortimerLR]

Curio Starkiller and Vector DustDevil are such perfect names for space colonist children.

[@Nightweaver1]

The first one grew up to be a Dark Jedi. The second, a vacuum cleaner salesman.

[@julianfernandezduca2196]

@@Nightweaver1 Where who?

[@cassiopeiaclark9260]

I have the throbbing, closeted desire to spread the seed of humanity all over the surface of Mars now. Thanks.

[@icyberg100]

I love all of your videos, but none have given me as much joy and elation as your Kenshi videos. The tale of the great Torsolo will live in my heart forever. I think it would cool to see a max difficulty run of Kenshi (high squad spawning and fast hunger rates etc.)

[@Fakheet]

It would be cool to see multi-part series again, these one-offs are nice, but I crave the sense of overarching narative

[@danielgriep5219]

I always look forward to your amazing narratives

[@MalO.ver1.0.x]

0:18 .... my heart stopped for a moment because I got some Babylon 5 flashbacks there,....

[@Staticsceptre]

“I would force them to enjoy themselves, whether they liked it or not” -AA 2022

[@elpelu123]

The MCRN are going to be proud of you.

[@insomniacnerd5592]

These games are increasingly just becoming vehicles for us to learn philosophy and the nature of human existence.

[@trappedsan3932]

@Vermouth if thats so important than you couldve done it yourself instead of commenting 💀

[@alessiobenvenuto5159]

@Vermouth play Mgs 2.

[@isaackellogg3493]

Play SMAC for that.

[@MattMGK]

Good sponsored video, makes me want to play the game again.

[@beatinbuzzers]

It's SO AWESOME witnessing AA come into his own. His content is VERY unique and he's absolutely in his pocket with the narration. Love the video AA and your content is inspiring. Enjoy your day sir. Until next time...

[@MagikGimp]

No wonder it was successful; you brought Cmdr. Riker along.

[@sviatoslaviigorevich7360]

I needed this. Thank yoy

[@ohuckabee]

"How much would it take to plant humanity's seed on another planet?" Considering that I keep hitting my chest all the time, probably more than any human can manage.

[@devinschaar4499]

🥲

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

Bruh

[@isaiahbridges7442]

"Whose the dominant race now?" "POLYMERS!"

[@Scafidi616]

man i don't know why I enjoy so much the way you narrate all your videos haha it's interesting but at the same time funny

[@xl_Co-Pilot_lx]

Your style and that voice with those words. It's the bees knees. I definitely like the cut of your jib.

[@chano6555]

biblical swarm of locusts is why I keep coming back to these videos

[@Cangussu97]

Another amphiguous ambibian vid! Pog

[@Adlevio]

Finally a video again of the person with the lovely voice 🥰

[@stutterpunk9573]

i have brain damage and i genuinely think ambiguousamphibian is helping my speech getting better, and making me more well spoken.

[@stutterpunk9573]

@@cewla3348 yes

[@TheAwkwardpattern]

Thanks for brightening my day homie 💜

[@DerogatoryMess]

you make this game look so much more exiting than it is. LOVE THE VID

[@Ren3gaid]

3:18 "A school to brainwash him with knowledge" I'll steal this genius sentence if you don't mind :D

[@redfoxdog1]

Ah yes, Dr. Strangelove; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rocket :)

[@Locust5000]

Mister President, we cannot allow a mine shaft gap!

[@VictorVonGrooove]

Who Conner, best first base player on Mars!

[@missingindy]

I love your stuff man

[@southernfriedmedia3968]

what started as a inspiring tale of colonization turned into "everybody wang chung tonight....or else"

[@SeaIbass]

For me it usually takes 2 minutes for me to put my seed on the ground

[@jacobsage1711]

I miss how you used to start every video with an ominous "hello"

[@baibinsheesaivinshee599]

"And who connor of all people grows up to be a sexy idiot" I believe the term you are looking for is Himbo

[@silverbeach1557]

This is basically the plot of The Onion's brilliant, and underrated, miniseries "Sex House".

[@mr.random2297]

You made me play Project Zomboid man. Subscribed!

"not comfortable"? That is a 11 million dollar mansion... I wish I was kidding...

[@double_anarchy]

Sincerely a great add 😅

[@nickolasjordan7949]

Firmament. Truly underrated word.

[@lucascaton9428]

I appreciate the hole being named the ‘Mohole’

[@Nola_Travel]

The music cut at the word “sexy”😂😂😂

[@stutterpunk9573]

sorry babe, i cant hang out. new ambiguosamphibian vid just dropped.

[@Gallianrecon]

"How much will it take to plant humanities seed on another planet" I can do it for free :)

[@emmamix]

Absolutely LOVING this new Netflix dating show 😍

[@casperas2]

In 600 days, we went from 12 -> 1000+ people, those are some quick births

[@someguy4071]

I like that the devs animated a windmill dunk

[@rustyshackleford1508]

*I HATE PARADOX DLC POLICY!* *I HATE PARADOX DLC POLICY!*

[@TheLordDracula]

Damn it man... You've just made me lose my weekend again

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

I love that hippie is necessary trait for mars colony

[@risingmoon893]

I can’t believe that the game now looks like this, I first got it for free on Epic Games on the day it released and played for only a few weeks then stopped years ago.

[@oppenheimer3615]

0.32 exactly my problem with religion, just for that you got a new sub

[@Afrologist]

Proof that Mormons are who we need to terraform Mars.

[@bane9951]

Why do I never ger ambiguousamphibian videos recommended to me, every time i have to actively look for them

[@neonvandal]

Speaking of Paradox, maybe AA should be doing more Stellaris content? Long play would be nice, but a bunch of one off scenarios would be cool too. If you're looking for a good scenario, I'd recommend Rouge Servitor, or maybe a Tree of life playthrough. Something that matches the vibe of youre Pacifist playthrough. Just don't get vassalized again. 😂

[@dennispremoli7950]

The innumerable possibilities of torment enabled by stellaris would be of incredible service to AA's plans.

[@Tekisasubakani]

Rouge Servitor, are those like robot hookers? Jokes aside, I totally agree that AA could have a field day with Stellaris, especially modded.

[@JP-pq9xi]

Did you reupload this? I feel like I watched this two weeks ago at least

[@timbomb374]

Imagine trying to manage the last group of humans left and having to balance productivity with mental wellbeing so they can even do the reproducing.

[@ZawaOnYoutube]

Uh... You know you don't have to send people on the planet seeding ships, right? Got a little weird after 8:40 lmao

[@WiseArkAngel]

I think this is how the plot for Call of Duty Infinite Warfare formed. Mars Aeternum.

[@abunchofrandomvideos6411]

Mars where everyone has the same grandparents

[@ma2perdue]

I would watch your commentary on movies if that was not a CC issue. Imagine this guy describing to our blind audience all the audacity of Howard the Duck - or the Lion, Witch & Wardrobe. That little bastard and his Turkish delight....

[@jamhax]

Great Video, as always 😆

[@MrWiffit]

Is there a VOD of this??

[@notapplicable9243]

You should brain ray as many negative traits into a colony as possible and see how long it takes for things to collapse on its own.

[@Punnikin1969]

You want him to colonize Detroit?

[@notapplicable9243]

@@Punnikin1969 No, I want him to detroitify a colony.

[@michealtreude5460]

Thank you for the video

[@tenison7990]

I left when you called the mars surface a vacuum u did yourself dirty there

[@lostsoul1648]

People sent to the moon to frick, that's the a plot in Inside Job

[@PopeGoliath]

THE MOHOLE! Could Kerbal Space program be in our future?

[@Spaceytig3r]

The Monorail is not a Mod? nice! this game needs lots of updates

[@stars-hk9uo]

How did you get the orange and black rocket?

[@chimp_monke123]

'space hillbillies' love it

[@gray740p]

This is like the prequel to the Expanse

[@corymartell2592]

When are you going to play 1000 colonists on rimworld because I’m still waiting

[@Thoughtful_Balance]

Thank you. For mindful content.

[@crazyshipper7493]

Wellp, they should think about solving birth defects regardless of parenting relation since this seems like a realistic way of colonizing lmao

[@Apfelkerncod]

7€ for trains, that sounds like a paradox dlc... anyway, nice vid as always

[@draco5991rep]

I don't know where you live but 7€ for the train would be fantastic here. People would question if they're not dreaming.

[@daviddenver5883]

All hail the green reptile, for he blessed us again with a video one will take upon his soul with joy and gratitude.

[@jacksonhail1253]

When you role play your spaceship launch in city skylines so we’ll it comes full circle