Surviving Yellowstone National Park With Hank Patterson

Survive your next trip to Yellowstone by following these Hank Patterson survival tips and techniques. PARENTS BE ADVISED - You may want to review this Hank before turning them kids loose on it. We got some extra bleeping happening here. Hambone! Snap It! -Hank

[@SoulSkis]

Thanks for the tips. I sprayed my family down with bear spray when we went to Yellowstone and nobody got attacked. Winning!

[@TheFishingNomad]

All I did was draw my anti seabear circle. Seems to work just as well.

[@jondoe4667]

Why didn't I think of that

[@duxdawg]

@SoulSkis Woo Hoo! Snap it!!

[@BeetleBuns]

@@TheFishingNomad it's a good thing there are only sea bears there, that circle would never have held back a sea rhinocerous

[@TheFishingNomad]

@@BeetleBuns True dat. I make to to wear my anti sea-rhinocerous underwear whenever they're around. Usually bring an extra pair too.

[@wyolaskan1868]

Whenever I need a laugh, I come to this

[@brodyb8331]

beautifully done Hank. Brings tears to my eyes...

[@jonathanservellonjs]

Brody Burnham truly.

[@etflyfish454]

I was fishing near the park today and could have used this advice with the Sandhill Cranes. Vicious jerks if you ask me.

[@MichelleYvonne59]

SO THANKFUL I happened upon you in a Google ad! We need laughter in these crazy times! TY 😂😅😂

[@andygrow6814]

Thanks for the heads up, Hank. The wife and I are heading to Yellowstone in 2 weeks, and I wasn't sure what I had to stay the f$^k away from. Because of you, I now know! Also...question...does it help if I drink the bear spray before heading out?

[@Jolley1717]

Excellent Video. They need to post this on one of those video stands at Yellowstone like they do with the poo-pourri at the store.

[@CaptDavesSportfishing]

Dang Hank.....we need more of your blonde co-host.

[@liamr-f2881]

Great video! Hilarous yet had a good message to it. This should definitely be shown to the public.

[@terryashton9213]

Hank. Being from Canada, I have always wanted a Pet Moose for my back yard. Do you recommend a small one for a start, or just get a big one? And what would be the best way to catch one. I am married to a Canadian Beaver and she won't allow me to have another. I tried petting a bear cub last Summer in Northern Saskatchewan, and that didn't go over well, so that is out. They get really mad when you run out of Hot Dogs and Marshmallows. We have way too many Cougars, even in the local Bars, but alas, at 58, I am too old to own one. So, going for a Moose. If it bites me, it will go on the Bar B Cue. Win, Win for me. And lastly, do you have any Moose Recipes that you would like to share. The only problem that I have with your videos, is that there are not enuff of them. Keep up the great work. And as a PS, feel free to visit Canuckville anytime for one of your videos, I know there are many that would love to see a few. That is, if you can get across the Border. If not, just walk across from Montana to Waterton Park in Alberta. I can arrange to pick you up somewhere in the forest. We can use that Geepeese feature thing on our phones or something.

[@danielordonez7760]

How does this not have more views

[@dominiqueleblanc2193]

Great tips. Should show this at the parc office.

[@cloroxbleach5359]

How does your channel not have a crapload of subs

[@CenturyofTerror]

Because we haven't shared it enough... Promote the hell out of him to everyone you know.

[@rotunda57]

I see 193,000. That's pretty darn good I'd say

[@wyomingoutdoors8588]

Perfect. Absolutely sums up Yellowstone!

[@bobgall6764]

13 unlikes???? Must be some f...ing wolves. Keep the f*** away from them... quietly

[@FratBoyFishing]

Hank, I love your channel. I've always wanted to post videos of me fly fishing but I feel like there isn't a KZbin market for it yet. I hope your channel creates it because as of now, the entirety of youtube only cares about Bass Fishing. Keep Doing What you're doing man and maybe I'll see you at Barns Hole Number 1!

[@matt5622]

Good video. A few weeks ago in Denali as I passed by people were standing within 10 ft of a big mama moose who had calves with her. There are some clueless people out there.

[@wzucoug8548]

What is your recommended tippet when trying to lure grizzly bears closer to the car? Do you use a Chihuahua streamer or just a jelly donut?

[@HankPatterson]

9X!

[@lauravivien1602]

I like to lure my sister out of the car (ooh...what's that shiny object by the side of the road?) and sneak some bacon in her pocket.

[@StanTheMan709]

Me and my friend were fly fishing big Brookies in a pond in cypress hills Saskatchewan, we had a big cooler full of beer cus we were near camp and sun was setting but warden caught us. Because it was open liquor he said we had to dump all are beers out But then he got a radio in and the person on his radio said there here Asian tourist trying to pet the massive mooses down on the other side of the pond.. He took off immediately and said you better keep pouring those beers out!! Which we did.. Into are mouths.. At are camp site haha

[@EdwardTravels]

Are you saying it's not wise to pet a Grizzley Bear??? ha ha ha Excellent video!

[@BoldrepublicRadioShow]

BRILLIANT -- Hope you don't mind I played this on THE BOLD REPUBLIC RADIO SHOW --- A syndicated radio show broadcasting from Gillette.

[@jimspotswood277]

OK, now do this video in Mandarin for the hordes of Chinese tourists.

[@rotunda57]

I was expecting to see Fred Ziffel here in overalls

[@droper40]

Hilarious love your videos man!

[@drewolm]

Awesome!

[@smallywaters7063]

Hambone!

[@thorpefamo4]

lmao! LOVE IT! Thank you.

[@joebax88]

Sound advice, Hank.

[@klrbaer]

Great videos. Snap it

[@ynpdarwinawardcandidate8336]

LOVE IT.

[@isaacbarbosa722]

I love fly fishing

[@hwilcox]

true true true

[@mrfish3341]

Can't fix stupid, loved video

[@coffeedollsvp]

Hey Hank...what knife is legal and suggest to bring at the park?

[@qwws3379]

Llama? They are probably some hippie, or Bigfoot.

[@jr618]

LoL! Awesome!

[@eyescreamcake]

But what if I want to pet the snake?

[@dominiqueleblanc2193]

You should also make more vids with that beautiful blonde.

[@senorgq79]

LMAO

[@lindaferguson985]

Fucking wolves...ROFLMFAO!!!

[@williamrundstein4484]

Question: The supervolcano under Yellowstone starts to erupt. How do I survive while camping in Yellowstone Park?

[@bradleytristan2610]

Any one else listen to music while fly fishing

[@bradleytristan2610]

This one is for you Hank

[@rhettburk4864]

bear spray😂

[@scottjacopian3191]

Hank, Hank! 45-70 handgun for the JAZZMACUDAS!!

[@WYO2K]

#CuttyRainBrownLivesMatter

[@mr.j5919]

Haha

[@hazy876]

Pretty sure the ppl that dislike these videos are Asian that really thought these were serious tips and tried to cuddle a grizzly or tickle an elks balls

[@hazy876]

No offense to all Asians...

[@stevenm6301]

178,000 dead 😂

[@CatDaddyGuitar]

Again, sound advice from an "expert".😂

[@cppblank]

The best advice is to just stay out of Montana. If you don't do that, all of his tips are wrong. Do exactly the opposite.

[@Me-sr7kw]

that's 3:06 minutes of my life that I cant get back......boring...omg