Survivor Auction Funny Moments

Funny Moments from the Survivor auction.
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[@lukekelchner5471]

“HES A JEW HES A JEW HE WONT EAT THE HAM!!”

[@AFF_NYC]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@God-gi9iu]

Lol

[@universallz]

@@God-gi9iu PRETEND LIKE YOU SAW NOTHING-

[@itzelramirez4801]

@@God-gi9iu YOU DID THIS PAY FOR YOUR SINS-

[@God-gi9iu]

@@universallz 😂😂😂

[@emilywilliams1613]

The bat soup aged well hahaah

[@jakeethiersr7266]

Just going to say the same thing lol

[@innocentiancube6165]

He killed me when he said "Ohhh, that's sad"

[@weakw1ll]

Bruh

[@alexandermauga3629]

Lol Emily that was the best one lol

[@IamINERT]

Lol 🤣

[@medmax5941]

“500 dollars gets you a white rock which you can keep”

[@ItsIceDragons]

Lol

[@DarkAngel-ow1ck]

He still has it

[@johnathanfaiella6528]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeyralston3773]

thAnk you

[@simonpower6591]

Bargin

[@grahammillington8431]

Let’s forget the fact that Wu payed 40$ and just take a moment to talk about how dam good those ribs looked.

[@ghost_craftinganimates813]

@Joaquin Guzman but still tho, damn did those ribs look nice

[@marcpower4167]

$40 for ribs, I know restaurants where you don't pay much less than that under normal circumstances...

[@crudojoshuaricofort8795]

And that other guy paid 500 for a white rock, so...

[@Robin-hv5tv]

@@crudojoshuaricofort8795 what a bargain

[@swagdaddyify]

legitimately the largest rib i've ever seen ?? I was shocked when it came into view hahaha its the size of a rabbit

[@nicwrd]

“something wrong wit that boy” had me rollin’😂😂😂

[@SuperPondguy]

After the man ate a soup with a dead bat in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like bro

[@billyjoe8185]

Bro lickin fingers 💀💀

[@oscarschmidt_]

LMFAOO

[@destryjones7740]

James keeps it so real he has me rollin' every time I watch him! 😂

[@fazepolar01dshotu38]

💀💀🙈😂

[@hiimghostkrew5225]

That bat soup started a whole pandemic

[@jmfia2391]

thr accuracy

[@dumbandfunaventures9708]

I know he started it!

[@AllenHanPR]

You need to learn how bat starts a pandemic. That's not how it works.

[@dumbandfunaventures9708]

@@AllenHanPR sure. Chain started it

[@alex-mf9il]

@@dumbandfunaventures9708 chain? what’s chain?😂😂💀💀

[@rachelxx1991]

"He really has problems, poor thing." Love James.😂

[@adambousfield6802]

*poor thang

[@newvegasify1]

I mean james was right.

[@leahsheppard2153]

I mean y'all saw how seductively he was licking her finger with the wedding ring on of all of them sooo...

[@jonnyhardapples3751]

@@leahsheppard2153 Lmao I did not even realize the wedding ring

[@iMsOiNsO]

@@adambousfield6802 lmaoooo

[@devonkelly7495]

Sugar seems like that one annoying person in school where you give them the homework answers and he or she snitches on you immediately

[@C_Tizzle]

She has a Courtney Love/narcissistic quality about her. She's that one that's at Every job, "that one"...the snake in the grass that we've all had to work with..

[@personontheinternet3867]

That was so bitchy

[@tatertots9794]

@@personontheinternet3867 IKR

[@runmethatstimmyhoe6683]

How she was acting was completely rude and unnecessary

[@osmanthusk.3463]

@@runmethatstimmyhoe6683 if you watched the season, Randy was arrogant and rude to her all the time. What she did was childish I agree, but he deserved it

[@Cynaavi]

“Get a fat dip of that guac” wtf lmao😂

[@princesscottoncandy6852]

Idk lol😂🤣😅

[@whatumean5712]

Right 😂😂😂💀

[@paige6029]

woo was hilarious

[@God-gi9iu]

Oo

[@antonioh2254]

I wasnt paying attention when he said that and I thought he said " Get a fat dip of that c0€k

[@Harrison244]

“Yo theres bacon on this!” “He just said it’s a BLT.” 😂😂😂

[@93ChristopherC]

Lol that's what I came to the comments for

[@politicaelectonia6276]

What goes with nachos? Enchiladas 😂😂😂

[@worthplayingfor2197]

MARGARITAS. DAMN WOMAN

[@timmyrossen7488]

Something wrong with dat boy!

[@worthplayingfor2197]

He really has problems poor thang

[@richapborne6870]

@@worthplayingfor2197 James is so funny

[@IamINERT]

Poor thang

[@minister2965]

He a freak

[@caseykearns1897]

@@minister2965 *burbs in bat soup*

[@dacdoolosh6828]

The “With a little bit of Parmesan” Always gets me.

[@worthplayingfor2197]

haha! I think the Parmesan is from another food item. I feel like probst made that joke on the fly

[@jonathanbetz1240]

He felt bad for her 😂

[@NetSraC1306]

Shambo took it like a champ

[@darthjam1536]

James after peeling the skin off of the bat soup that he ate: somethings wrong with that boy

[@michaelsager7496]

Imange if Tom was running then fell 😂 I would feel so bad

[@Selfg12]

"How often does that happen?" "More often than you think." Dude didn't hesitate. That was gold.

[@worthplayingfor2197]

I just realized James gets medivaced a few days after eating the bat soup.

[@loricamp6656]

rip

[@mattng2761]

Maybe he got COVID and he never knew

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

@@mattng2761 Covid started in a Chinese lab

[@mattng2761]

@@Chadius_Thundercock it was a joke, I knew that

[@saveachildkillacaucroach4266]

@@Chadius_Thundercock *Ukrainian

[@jokool1570]

“Get a FAT dip of that guac” -Woo

[@vitaliybortnik6291]

“Something wrong with that boy 😭😂😂”

[@TylerWilson07]

Woo prob had the best bargain in the show if it wasn’t for the $3 shower, but his face when he realized no one else was bidding was immaculate lmao

[@freddiegibbs101]

Auction needs to come back. Just tell them there's no advantages beforehand; instead make them decide to give food to certain people or deprive others. It's just a good time seeing people freak out over food.

[@bustercherry6969]

You got your wish.. kinda

[@bobdole7292]

dude who doesn’t even drink and bought the glass of wine with a few crackers and some cheese for $500 has to be the worst purchase in survivor history

[@eoindaly6627]

Crazy coincidence that that went to the worst person in survivor history

[@chunkycowgirlyeehaw]

@@eoindaly6627 What makes him the worst? (Genuine question, not trying to be rude or argue)

[@poison6084]

​​​@@chunkycowgirlyeehaw he was convinced of child porn

[@angelicabutterfly1794]

They always lose their shit when they see peanut butter and chocolate

[@chenenzejackson]

Probst, bring the auction back

[@derekbroekhoven5498]

Ugh I MISS the survivor auction like crazy

[@cypidez]

2:46 "I'll eat it" *eats bats* *corona virus has appeared* me: *"wait no 😿"*

[@les_5184]

"somethins wrong with that boy, poor thang" 😂

[@lbention]

I ate ribs the other day, just because of Woo and this scene!!!!!

[@greenlamp9219]

i am also considering changing my religion from judaism because of that bacon

[@matt.the.viewer]

“What goes with nachos?” “Beer!” “You’re on the right track” “Tacos!”

[@fall_asleep]

Enchiladas!

[@poison6084]

Ladies and gentlemen , Jan Gentry.

[@randomguy4781]

Survivor was ahead of the game with that bat soup.

[@orangejuice5603]

I Just REALIZED, that every auction Parvati has been at she has had chocolate cake.

[@howeboutthis]

My goal in life is to feel the happiness Woo felt when he got those ribs for $40

[@poisonaxie2035]

Why did no one bid?

[@KiiroAtama]

@@poisonaxie2035 idk they just thought its raw

[@jackwalker1405]

@@poisonaxie2035 If memory serves, they were saving their money for a significant advantage that was almost guaranteed to come later in the auction. I believe that was the last clip of the video, where the two gentleman both bid their total sum of money, 500 dollars, for the advantage, which ended up going to what amounts to a coin toss to see who gets it. Basically it was a case of strategy vs comfort.

[@mynameissarah5117]

If they ever bring the auctions back Big Tom needs to co-host them alongside Jeff 🤣

[@noahdiamant7902]

Cirie’s face when James takes the bat soup is priceless

[@holly4554]

The food has improved so much over the years. From only a beer to a whole roast chicken

[@mr.vortel5397]

The cake grossed me out more than the bat soup

[@Ndujlz]

Ur problem

[@finlajeunesse5285]

For real tho. More so it’s the guy paying to lick their fingers that grosses me out.

[@marklowe6223]

“Somethings wrong with that boy” made me laugh so hard ahah

[@randomlyherelol1559]

SAME

[@akotolozano9708]

Said the guy who just ate the bat soup😆

[@davidpmurdock]

@@akotolozano9708 homies jealous he gettin the chocolate on chocolate

[@aaliyahmarie453]

“He really has problems poor thing “ 😂😂

[@kylewatson491]

2:42 so... we all know how this is gonna turn out. Who’s gonna tell him

[@andrewx8888]

To be fair it was cooked, but i'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@CalebN.]

🤢

[@notCheckerz]

" I'll kill you~!" "I'll kill you~!" "After I kiss you~! " Cracked my whole bacon up

[@Mr.WasNEVERunderstood]

Wu and Jeff need their own cooking show 😂 it’s would be awesome

[@sxlvxrrr]

0:53 lol he was so happy he threatened him(jokingly)😭

[@patrickgray5633]

“He’s a Jew & he won’t eat the ham.” Oh the BS he would get in todays world.

[@mynameissarah5117]

So true

[@SouthernSkeptic]

But why? He was just speaking the truth. It shows how dumb those wokesters are. He wasn't going to eat the ham.

[@juwel91]

Survivor/Jeff needs to bring Survivor Auctions back! This was sooo fun to watch!!!

[@Levi-he6nj]

He just feel into Euphoria with those BBQ Ribs 😂😂

[@ThePercyJacksonDude]

“Get a fat dip of that guac.” One of the most quotable lines of the show.

[@greenlamp9219]

4:34 and thus onlyfans was created

[@stonerdad82]

lmaooo 4:45 "awww thats sad.. somethin wrong with that boy" lololol "he really has problems, poor thang"

[@Ether_Is_Based]

7:06 Is The Best Part

[@Kevin-bu3xt]

“Cochran? How often does that happen?” “More often than you think”

[@anthonyyjpv5844]

Malcom didn’t even say 500 and everyone just let him have it 😂

[@worthplayingfor2197]

jeff said that the first person to bid 20 dollars would get it

[@DarkAngel-ow1ck]

If the auction ever comes back Big Tom needs to be at every one

[@emilyprovance7413]

The peanut butter on the show always looks so amazing lol.

[@basicallywaffle5021]

Plot twist: James started the coronavirus

[@cyanroads9985]

"Get a fat dip of that Guac" also, I just discovered your channel and I love that your profile picture is the Cagayan challenge. I'm gonna guess Cagayan is probably one of your favorite seasons

[@sgt.mudflap9214]

That one guy with the cowboy hat is literally Uncle from RDR2

[@moisticle1318]

2:40 It’s corona time

[@esther-jung]

you can see it’s face 🤢🤮🥴

[@anyakhalid3848]

Corona was caused by crayfish bro

[@pugshugs2870]

I can not describe how much I love these auctions

[@crazypart1744]

60$ bought you THIS awww gross RiCe had me rolling in tears 😂

[@seanhinson7607]

Bro him and Wu really had a moment there💀💀

[@ZaneTruesdale007]

I swear to god i forgot about erik eating the chocolate cake off ceries fingers i laughed so hard

[@cabages3450]

Cagayan had one of the funniest auctions in survivor history!

[@HALFSTEP01]

2:48 and that ladies and gentlemen is how corona started

[@billyboek]

“Tarzan don’t stare” Tarzan: 👀

[@johnc8209]

back when survivor was actually about surviving. i watched two of the new season and maybe 3 times they talked about food and being hungry

[@plxsh404]

You know when Wu is in the thumbnail, it's gonna be something good.

[@aloha_oe311]

What was Sugar’s problem? She’s so annoying 😂

[@hlokku]

“Would you like to repeat that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cameronfranke8566]

You see this is exactly why me and my family have decided to do survivor auction at home with food and try to come up with gross things or things that people wouldn’t eat commonly and use fake money such as you money and we all get 500 each ,cause it is so much fun and can be really funny😂believe you should try it if you haven’t

[@xyrr7955]

BAT SOUP is this how corona started?

[@alexs.9405]

I can understand why they would devour the cake under their circumstances but man that’s just too much chocolate for me.

[@kaylaireland3494]

No such thing as to much chocolate

[@JoseDiaz-bk9mh]

I ain’t gonna compete in Survivor until they start givin out Popeyes spicy chicken sandwiches at the auctions or as rewards

[@oscarmccoy9102]

Sugar is the worst kind of human

[@shaynegrieve4483]

2:55 this man ate bat soup now we know where covid came from lol

[@anyakhalid3848]

Nope, lol who started the rumour that it was bats that caused covid it was crayfish

[@amazingabby25]

Anya Khalid pangolins

[@TopGook]

@@anyakhalid3848bingo

[@vampev]

2:42 corona?

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Parvati: *bidding to take a bubble bath while eating chocolate cake* Other castaways: *trying to outbid her* Production: *scrambling to give Parvati more money out of their own pockets*

[@KpopManiac_143]

Fav quotes Tom: “he’s a jew and he won’t eat the ham!” Adam: “I stink!” James: “something’s wrong with that boy-“ and “oh not that again” Debbie: “50. 70” Shambo: “oh dude. Yum! Thank you!” “Nice. Good stuff” Jeff: “240 to the woman in the towel!” Cat: “yo there’s BACON on there” Malcom: “excuse me-?!” Pennar: “I am somewhere else” *points with chicken to himself* Cochran: “more often then you think” Woo: “get a fat dip of that guac” Jeff: “lathered in BBQ sauce”

[@sarahhowells2141]

Proceeds to eat bat soup begins to lose sense of smell and starts coughing 🦇

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz794]

So that bat soup is what started it all

[@bq1013]

"Get a fat dip of that guac". A sentence that should 1. never be said and 2. never be said in that tone of voice

[@zailfn3888]

Jesus is king Jesus died on the cross for your sins Jesus loves you try not to sin and ask for forgivness for your sins Jesus is king

[@whywhywhy8117]

Man what is the point of saying this? Not everyone believes in Jesus or God

[@normboy8376]

Yea satan sucks

[@Ava-yo8gq]

“okay next item, nice cold beer, why do we start at 4000” “Big Tom you gotta be missing beer” TOM: “1000 I give 1000” Girl: “it started at 4” TOM: “I-I don’t care I bid 1000” “SOLD TO BIG TOM” TOM: “Sorry boys” *does happy dance* 😂😂

[@awesomespecs2140]

“500 dollars gets you… a white rock.” 🤣

[@animeco3297]

6:46 precious

[@brodysappington6656]

Yeah Sugar isn’t my favorite😂

[@Robrtttt.7]

The way sugar said she couldn’t possibly take it shows she was up to smthn but as we know it’s randy so he didn’t notice

[@FreeMoneyy-o]

Bro said he will give 20 bucks to lick they fingers 😂 bro a freak

[@shockwave7091]

Corona bayrus (VIRUS FOR PERFECTIONIST)

[@58twright]

big tom was the best

[@samc.5985]

White woman : complains about getting rice Camera crew : pans camera to the Asian guy

[@P8nda]

One thing I learned from this video 3 weeks in the middle of nowhere makes a man incredibly crazy

[@lukassvoboda4107]

Malcolm execuseme? was best reaction ever.

[@teamsteed1]

Yeah it was. ;)

[@johnny2hats329]

"I don't care, I'll bid a thousand" That's some great haggling right there

[@amandanarasky1138]

“There is something wrong with that boy poor thang.” HA!!!!

[@infinitedepression4508]

Bruh that James clip hits different now

[@theMcWOPPER]

Only hits different if your a liberal

[@BR-df2ey]

11:19 is that a man ?

[@dinerooblanco1699]

"I can bid better with a little drink in me" 🤣🤣

[@jacobmccammon4078]

4:51 "He really has problems, poor thang" xD xD

[@hans1783]

4:45 "Oh that's sad.. Somethin' wrong with that boy..."

[@pinkpie-ew1gm]

PB&J ain't even that good

[@worthplayingfor2197]

I love pb&j

[@apdroidgeek1737]

It is if you live in an islad for like 20 days without something nice to eat.

[@ps4online]

2:36 when my crush say something!!!