Survivor - Funniest Voting Confessionals

savage ass confessionals lmfao

[@wrongamount]

" this vote is not strategic, it's strictly personal" 12years on and this is still iconic LMAO gabon may not have ranked high strategy-wise, but its still one of my favourite seasons because its so entertaining!!

[@sbflying]

Gabon is such a chaotic season, and I love it

[@danielpav8638]

Crystal yelling at Randy vote is the best one :D :D :D

[@bingorichards5084]

Gurl, crystal is the best from the hood... I Stan her...

[@EzraEel05]

Randy is a mean old grump so she was tired of an grumpy old man.

[@abbeysdoodlesandstuff3279]

What about penner shouting: “Denise!”??

[@vanessa4619]

Abbey's Doodles and stuff omg yess! Denise!

[@gentlemanjonathan8902]

I would like to repsent penner snice my name is jonathan(his first name)*clears throat* DENISE!!

[@maoribrotha53]

Abbey's Doodles and stuff I clicked the video just to see that bit. Luckily I saw this comment straight away.

[@melonmanwill]

Gabon had the best voting confessionals

[@kalebroberts1876]

My favorite season

[@eseoriayo6676]

Lol "this is my love letter to you, since you tried to vote me out, i figured i should return the favour" Parvati is brutal. I love her!

[@NYChica23]

Shame they didn't also air Parvati's confessional when voting out Rob...that was equally brutal

[@futuremovieactor]

While this put the Heroes at a very freaking bad disadvantage that they never truly recovered from, seeing J.T. get played so freaking badly and how Parvati's utterly brilliant move is what did him in is still hilarious and awesome to remember-even if Amanda, Rupert and Colby all losing badly after that is pretty much the direct result.

[@gnarwhal7562]

Just straight up "f--- you!" Classic

[@CloudInvasion]

"You're a grown man, consider a name change." - The same woman that wrote a song called "Tighty Whities"

[@zorengotcooked]

That Crystal confessional was hands down the best one.

[@kristina9476]

“Im voting for you because when you snore at night time it sounds like someones choking on a walrus”

[@brokenpikachu9491]

Well, just choking a walrus. Not choking ON a walrus. I don’t even think that’s possible

[@juliette551]

0:24 had me crying. I’m deceased. Lmao

[@survivorfandan_sa9]

You may not always be able to beat them with these *points at her biceps*, but you can always beat them with these *points at her head* -Cirie, Micronesia. Best Confessional of the season.

[@chriscapps206]

Cirie best player of the SEASON too,if she wasn’t robbed I wouldn’t have hated Micronesia as much as I do,still SOOOO butthurt and bitter bout it

[@MonkyPocks01]

Penner yelling “DENISE!” will always be my favorite!!

[@jasonwong7140]

0:13 I spat my water out all over the TV She said it so gently and with a straight face too you know it's real

[@amymifsud7864]

The best one

[@rck2531]

0:24 omg

[@dynamicshocke2821]

Rob Cesternino's confessional in voting Roger is the most iconic.

[@pluckybellhop66]

"This vote is not strategic, it's strictly personal" lol

[@liamcarmody4217]

I'm voting for Derek Zoolander... I mean Dave

[@futuremovieactor]

Jon's literal "Fuck you" to Shawn will always be one of the funniest. Haha.

[@shoeshiner9314]

"First time for paranoia, second time for irritation, and third time because my ear infection is clearing up." LMAO

[@ShadowandKirby324]

Parvati is a true femme fatale. Iconic!💟

[@CyberSimsShows]

EDNA IS MY MOM, GIVING ME LIFE MOMMA

[@noahwalch8319]

The best part is how the two show how much she changed on the island

[@banoffeepieva4861]

1:00 THUG LIFE!

[@supermariofanproductions7706]

0:24 is the best one

[@ayalenglander9647]

Crystal had so many.

[@HendogYT]

Where is "Denise."??

[@filza6028]

"My momma always told me, if you can't beat me with these, (points to muscles) you can always beat me with this. (Points to brain) Sorry."

[@Sanduriah]

0:00 LOL Sandra 😂

[@TheSagefx]

I love how half the video is from Gabon 💀

[@stormingcobra5591]

Not a single Spencer vote? Who the heck made this video?

[@gabrielcarvalho1815]

Crystal ❤️❤️❤️

[@futuremovieactor]

Rupert and Sandra, clearly the best of friends in real life since they got past that very antagonistic Tribal Council where they were gunning for each other. Haha. If only Rupert had agreed to go after Russell and convinced the other Heroes to do so as well. Then again, things with the Heroes might've turned really freaking ugly in that case if Candace flipping was any indication of that.

[@user-ld1nl4vv7t]

0:26 PLEASE I LOVE CRYSTAL

[@coreystenson2010]

randy is underrated. the way he can get under peoples skin is pure entertainment 😂

[@overdosedmiawallace]

Quality asmr

[@domchocolate9094]

Gabon had so many votings

[@eddienava]

Randy has one where he yells out the name during his jury vote for everyone to hear. Lmao where is it? Epic.

[@tneggs4115]

Imagine not putting Cesternino voting Rodger out in this video

[@MrShortWhiteGuy]

I've noticed throughout the years they have made the path to the voting confessional shorter, causing contestants not to give much of a confessional because they can be heard. I wish they would make it a longer walk, giving contestants more freedom to say what they want without fear of being overheard.

[@auguststrain3462]

The reason they made the path so short was so people would be forced to whisper

[@delaneymontelli7913]

The 3rd one tho😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mec3941]

half of them sound like they're trying asmr

[@mikekeller365]

0:24 and 1:00

[@beaksters]

0:35 An underrated gym I use with my friendgroup

[@brantphillips9133]

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT QUEEN EDNA!

[@yogiearifin5815]

Gabon so funny

[@annarizzo773]

1:28 is giving Toby Flenderson

[@janejones7638]

Sugar's will probably always be the best. Not only was it funny, but it was the God's Honest Truth.

[@Scottwilkie18]

R I p Ashely

[@DragoBreeder]

0:59 what- XD

[@musicrelax4291]

Robb is the best. Shit-ann

[@hewhowatches7444]

Sugar is such a hypocrite lmao

[@GeoGuy388]

Yeah, that was the one vote here that wasn't funny. Just cringey as fuck.

[@kaysnow5567]

GeoGuy388 That was hilarious. Randy was what she said he was, that was one reason he was a villain on HvV. It was funny how confident he was that he wasn’t going home after being a constant irritant towards Sugar and Crystal. For her to to use a fake immunity idol when he was already going home was hilarious 😂

Iconic love her

[@kellybeveridge8916]

She's soooo gross

[@screamsinfrench6282]

She is an icon but-

[@user-pd8ng8th3l]

Best one 0:24, 0:59

[@ashullu]

i love candy

[@YoshiYoshi456]

no one cares

[@ashullu]

that really hurt my feelings

[@YoshiYoshi456]

are you talking about a survivor named Candy or like skittles and m&ms?

[@ashullu]

actually i was talking about sugar. who knows why i said candy. i sure as hell dont.

[@asahel980]

isnt there someone yelling I can still remember it and I believe something in Spanish.

[@someguy3066]

Should be updated with Wendell from Ghost Island.

[@snuffedtorch3683]

@Zoe Kolodny you can not rap. You have no bars. 😂

[@navdieverid8018]

Edna was so funny

[@thomasjamesmccalljr]

Corrine had a lot of them

[@SalaciaYT]

Imagine if someone voted the host

[@fancykitty7245]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donnieaveryfan17]

Forget you, go home, good bye.

[@snuffedtorch3683]

You forgot Randy’s “bitch” when he voted for Crystal on Charlie’s elimination in Gabon! I love Randy as a character. All time great.

[@heartichoke6025]

1:05 💀💀💀so racist

[@thecountofmontecristo8280]

God dang, you'd want to make sure all your valuables and things you love in this World were safely tucked away somewhere before you break up with Parvati. She's a man eater. Yikes.

[@Averiel73]

0:58

[@brokenpikachu9491]

What happened at 0:58

[@nachoalvarez7171]

Robb said "Sorry girl, you're getting on my nerves and i don't like being around you. Nothing personal."

[@brokenpikachu9491]

Nacho Alvarez I know but they skipped over it

[@nachoalvarez7171]

@@brokenpikachu9491 then i don't know

[@jimbeam4140]

How is Parvati calling Erik dumb or Sugar calling Randy a loser funny?

[@Arska777999]

Erik gave his necklace away, that's why it's funny.

[@jimbeam4140]

Arska777999 Sure, but mocking him on national TV for doing so is pretty mean. People didn't need Parvati to tell them that Erik made a dumb move.

[@murdock6202]

Jim Beam do you know pavarti? She's a major bitch. But they all bad mouth each other

[@rachelteagangreen]

2:10 jeffree star?

[@NYChica23]

I'm judging you for making a list of funniest voting confessionals and not putting Rob voting out Roger on there

[@Scottwilkie18]

You are not da kota god