Susie Dent Bites BACK! | Jimmy Carr Vs Susie Dent | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

Jimmy Carr makes constant quips at the expense of his co-hosts and guests, but what happens when they fight back? Susie Dent gives him a run for his money in #EightOutOfTenCatsDoesCountdown! Features James Acaster, Sean Lock, Katherine Ryan and more.
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[@stuartleslie5421]

There is an interview with Carr where he says that all personal jokes are run past the panelists first and dropped if they are not happy. Also he says that when they ran out of jokes about Susie, at a meeting of the cast he came up with the idea that Susie was a complete slag, promiscuous and insatiable. Susie, who Jimmy said was the nicest person in the world, said: OK, we'll go with that. She is obviously a great sport and not really shockable.

[@FMSkyLoL]

Susie herself said that she wanted to be targeted. Originally they avoided her because, as you already said, she was so nice but she didn't like that at all

[@stuartleslie5421]

@@FMSkyLoL Just shows how cool and open minded Susie is.

[@fuckarse]

@@FMSkyLoL she's even more of a legend than i originally thought.

[@antred11]

I suspected that all along. Jimmy goes pretty far with his jokes, but I never thought he'd use them to hurt people he respects / likes, and I'm pretty sure Susie falls into that category.

[@egalomon]

I think that's why the glory holes-bit made everyone crack up so much - because for once it was improvised and caught everyone off guard.

[@cserpir]

It is a roast, but while roasting, Jimmy is plugging Susies books.

[@ColtSeaver5]

She writes books?

[@dominusetdeus060644]

i bet many people would love to "plug her books"

[@abcs3356]

and thanks to that her book sales have gone up from 3 a year to 4 a year alllriiiight

[@jwvandegronden]

Didn’t think of that that way. You might be right, including her shows and podcasts!

[@nothanks9174]

That's true, I've bought two of her books as a result of Jimmy plugging them. They're the perfect size for stabilizing my coffee table.

[@williebauld1007]

You know the Gloryhole joke is coming but you still laugh like hell at it

[@fookriver]

yeh, they left it till last for that lasting effect.

[@gwingcommander]

Dread it. Run from it. The Gloryhole joke still arrives. and it is always funny.

[@cobrasys]

The glory hole joke and the bathroom poem were the only things to ever cause Joe Wilkinson to break character. But the glory hole joke earned a "the most unnecessary joke" from him, and for that, it shall forever be in the hall of fame of (awesome) unnecessary jokes.

[@finmiles965]

@@gwingcommander I always put it on the same level as Bad Dong, they never fail to make me laugh audibly to myself

[@jingyulee96]

You know you've done something beautiful when Joe Wilkinson calls it "the most unnecessary joke"

[@shyamwarrier9865]

Of course, you can't have a Susie Dent video without the Glory hole one

[@londonpunk]

Can you give contex of the joke please?

[@shyamwarrier9865]

P.S. Madarius explained it better @@londonpunk There's no context tbh. They all trade banters and Jimmy just said that unhinged for no apparent reason. It was totally unnecessary. I mean, if Joe says it's unnecessary then it's really an unnecessary joke

[@MrDJAK777]

@@londonpunk show starts > Jimmy does the introductions > gets to Susie > asks her what she's been looking into as per usual > pauses > adds "Other than glory holes" out of nowhere as if that's already assumed because it's her. Edit: ties into the running gag of Susie being a promiscuous sex addict. Also not sure if that was the during intro on that one actually might have been a mid show "dictionary corner" moment where he asks but all the same.

[@marks.6480]

The glory hole will be mentioned in all her obituaries. Thanks Jimmy!

[@ProfessorWah]

@@londonpunk It was particularly funny as David Mitchell brought on sexy handcuffs to that episode as his mascot to 'enable' jokes about sex

[@jsg0170]

Sean managed to make the obvious punchline about 20x funnier - and that is why he was such a fantastic comic, one of a kind

[@smytherichbourg9344]

He is very much missed.

[@md61211]

Missed him big time.

[@CycolacFan]

It’s common knowledge that Susie asked to be included in the roasts, you can see she enjoys it.

[@tewaewae]

she does imitate a potato quite well.

[@Pieter-ns5nv]

To add to the german words part... There is a german saying that goes like this: Was sich liebt das neckt sich. Roughly translated: what you love you make fun of. Its like when at your new work your colleagues roast you a bit: then you know you are accepted.

[@MythicSuns]

Yeah, she loves a good roast.

[@captpicard100]

Susie and Rachel have been doing Cats does Countdown for many years now, they clearly really enjoy being able ti relax, swear, mess about, and just basically have a really fun time. Brilliant combination of two shows, funniest show on TV in my view right now.

[@wewper]

She sticks the knife then twists it. Love her.

[@watermelonsandal4206]

Susie and Jimmy give off the energy of two good friends who love taking the piss out of each other without taking things seriously, and I just love that. Or, Susie’s the quiet kid roasting Jimmy the substitute teacher. Either or.

[@rogersilcox524]

I love this lady to bits.

[@dongill9650]

So do I.

[@Jagabot_Esq.]

Best legs in the lexicography business.

[@arfansthename]

@@Jagabot_Esq. leg-sicography

[@MisterSolitude]

@@Jagabot_Esq. the only legs

[@zyaicob]

Her lady bits are none of your business

[@Nocturnaz666]

Susie is such a good sport. I know (much of) it's scripted, but not many could handle the ruthlessness of Jimmi Carr with that amount of grace.

[@grantharris7741]

I think I'd take Jimmy's abuse with a smile on my face for £400,000. I'd even do it for £350,000.

[@Woad25]

For some people that's just how they bond with people. If you find somebody who can take your good matured ribbings with a smile well they are good to have around. But find somebody who can throw it right back at you, well now that's somebody to keep around forever.

[@reececollison5101]

It’s all in jest though isn’t it. He’s not taking personal jibes at her though. I do have a couple of insecurities I wouldn’t like to be joked about (tbh who doesn’t?) but anything else I’d just laugh it. People take things far too seriously nowadays!😒😂

[@garyrasberryjr.552]

In an interview, Susie once said she kind of left out in the early episodes as Jimmy was pretty mild towards her. Jimmy then started in and she can dish it back at him. I am sure that Jimmy knows which topics are off-limits.

[@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever]

Who's this Jimmi Carr you speak of?!

[@Sienrel]

susie always looks so genuinely chuffed every time she roasts jimmy

[@johnnytran904]

The very few times Joe Wilkinson breaks character lol

[@panda4247]

and of course, even though it is not a Sean compilation, he completely nails it 2:25

[@MrOskarlol]

I love how Jimmy looks so proud of susie after the DVD roast

[@aidanm5578]

7:10 "You'll like it, it's got 'come' in it". What a banger.

[@kronk358]

I wonder how many books Jimmy's insults have sold for Susie.

[@29micka]

You know it's funny when Joe says it's the most unnecessary joke 😂😂

[@kabeermunjal349]

You know if it wasn't for Jimmy's constant bashing Susie's books, I wouldn't have bought them. Let's be honest, he's just plugging those books for others to buy em

[@doodeedah6409]

Absolutely right. I just ordered one of her books after watching this show. I hope it arrives soon because tomorrow is bin day.

[@vasp99]

I enjoy listening to Susie's podcast " Something Rhymes With Purple " and hearing her not getting smacked by Jimmy .

[@jwvandegronden]

Even jimmy Carr tunes in and admitted on air he loved her podcast!

[@MarVinylLover]

Must have seen it 20 times before by now but the glory hole joke never fails to crack me up

[@Rothiman]

For anyone curious: the second German word "Dornröschenschlaf" refers to the sleeping beauty fairy tale, the German title and name of the main character being "Dornröschen".

[@monicaspoor2993]

Who, in the original version, got pregnant by the prince and had two kids with him before the curse was broken, so that whole 'avoiding sex' thing didn't quite work out as planned.

[@terencejay8845]

@@monicaspoor2993 That makes searching out the original a worthy goal.

[@c0ldc0ne]

I think the word was "Dornhöschenschlaf" though, which means what Susie said it does.

[@panda4247]

@@monicaspoor2993 what the fuck? sounds more like a fanfiction or straight out porn. Source?

[@sthlcrx]

@@c0ldc0ne No, it wasn't, cuz that doesn't exist. Suzie just can't pronounce "Dornröschenschlaf", which is tough for non-native speakers as the first "sch" is a "s-ch" (it's a diminutive, small rose) and second is the actual "sch"-sound. On that note, the first word she mentions is made up.

[@alexanderhill5206]

"All you've got to do is get your head on that and it's in" 😂😂

[@THEJR-of5tf]

Rock on Susie. I know it is probably scripted. But seeing you smile and your eyes sparkle is awesome.

[@emmiexrose]

How Rachel stood standing through that glory holes joke IN HEELS a I have absolutely no idea😂😭

[@zyaicob]

Whenever Jimmy says "Susie has a regular slot on Countdown" I just think "hehe"

[@qwertyTRiG]

Susie's special spot, as Nick Hewer called it.

[@keegan1660]

This compilation is way overdue. Susie is the best. :)

[@terencejay8845]

Suzie reminds me of a film with Walther Matthau, who, as a newly-broke millionaire has to find a bride in order to receive a fortune. He marries a geeky awkward plain girl, and tries to kill her so he can keep the money and resume his previous louche life, but in doing so, he falls in love with her.

[@circomnia9984]

I read a dictionary once. Couldn't really follow the story-line all that well, but at least it explains every word in detail.

[@ThatNiceDutchGuy]

There is a punchline near the P. So, hang on!

[@CA-ee1et]

The zebra did it.

[@chojin6136]

I tried reading it but kept getting lost somewhere between chapters K and M

[@AJPemberton]

After you've read a dictionary, every other book is just a rewrite.

[@alialammar7080]

She is sooooo well versed in English language, but she still makes the most basic "mistakes", a gold mine for innuendos. The comedians she works with are like hyenas when she pulls one of those comments...She is very nice. Adds that intellectual/ innocent image of the good girl in class :)

[@irishwristwatch2487]

I dont think those are mistakes. You dont expect them because she's such a nice person aha

[@charlesharper2357]

Rachel loves bringing them up 🙂

[@chriswelcome8102]

4:13 I love how long it took everyone to realise what he said

[@monty3854]

The charity shop joke is a belter

[@ianhill4585]

Bulking out a landfill site.

[@LisaPhillips4494]

WOW The "GLORY HOLES" had me in stitches. THANKS😂😂

[@AtenRa]

"Trying to decide the order." HAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAA!

[@Unedited2022]

I don’t get it. Can you enlighten me please?

[@AtenRa]

@@Unedited2022 They started with Kiss OR Kill, one or the other. Sean said "Both." So it's either kiss her and then kill her, or kill her and then kiss her corpse.

[@andrewwhite1305]

I'm going to buy my mom Susie's new book, my mom was a copy editor (now retired) at a newspaper in Pennsylvania, USA.

[@MrJaiimez]

I love how Henning sat there grinning as Susie listed her favourite German terms... in a way that someone who knew what it really meant does.

[@revlayle]

Watching Joe lose it over the "glory hole" joke never gets old

[@keithmills778]

And here I thought that Jimmy’s “gloryhole” reference was to Susie’s new hobby of glassblowing, or her interest in the design of hydroelectric dams. It never occurred to me that Jimmy would say something rude.

[@Rav0000000]

I wouldn't mind a copy of all of Susie's books.

[@hafidmostarhfir2245]

I beg your pardon Gets me every time

[@paulwalsh2344]

"You been Dented"

[@lovelywaz]

I wouldn't be surprised at all to know if at least some (all?) of Susie's "comebacks" were actually written by Jimmy Carr himself 😂😂😂

[@danielsimmich1858]

Idk, I genuinely think it’s all her

[@mysteriouslyseeing]

I'm pretty sure they would brainstorm them together (some of Carr's jokes are Suzie's and some of Suzie's are Carr's)

[@JohnSmithShields]

If you can crack Joe Wilkinson, you've done well.

[@bobgenghiskhan2499]

Love her comebacks! Finally

[@aussiedonaldduck2854]

Once upon a time a boy was born who was just a Head. His mother would put him in the window so he could look out an see the other kids playing. One night he asked his mum why he was born as just a head? She said she did not know but if he prayed very hard to god maybe he would get a body. So he prayed very very hard and the next morning woke up with a torso. This was great and he rolled around the floor having a great time. That night he prayed again and the next morning woke up with arms. Fabulous, he could crawl and scratch and had a wonderful time. So that night he again prayed and prayed and prayed. Next morning he woke with Legs! He hopped and jumped and kicked and ran all around the house. Then he spotted the kids across the street playing and ran out into the street, was run over by a car and killed. The moral of this story is - "Quit while your a head. "

[@patchmack4469]

priceless - bless Susie for being such a good sport - there is nothing like a good roasting (where people take the micky out of each other), it shows the amusing side of people i think - Spit Roasting is something completely different for those not so sure

[@fredscutts899]

Susie is a dream I love her!

[@selenemoon2249]

The order of kiss and kill with Jimmy doesn't matter, his face will feel lifeless either way. I'll go away now, I know

[@tylerdill5391]

Like a cold dead fish

[@alans9806]

The phrase is 'I'll get me coat'.

[@101airbourn]

Susie Dent is a national treasure

[@smytherichbourg9344]

I'll go global, as a Yank. She's frequently my favorite part of this show.

[@boybawang1981]

Susie's Slot!? OHHH MMYYYY!!

[@JaxsonGalaxy]

I miss Sean

[@robbanks50]

I like how awkward she is when jimmy is ragging her books. Nice editing too

[@justincredible.]

She takes his insults with such grace.

[@SmilesPolitely]

Joe: “The most unnecessary joke…😂😂😂”

[@warren52nz]

There were some real LOL moments there! 🤣

[@johnacott1238]

I love looking for books in charity shops, but have never found any of Susie Dent's books. I would snap one up if I found it!

[@johnacott1238]

It is now my mission to trawl through charity shops and seek any of Susie Dent's lovely books! I won't rest until I find one!

[@eugenelim1436]

Jimmy Carr: DMG x 1, DMG x 1, DMG x 1 Susie Dent: CRITICAL HIT!!

[@emmaprestondegreestuff2956]

Simply the best show on TV

[@theninestraycats4603]

All hail, Susie Dent!!!

[@mad1469]

What a champion Suzie Dent you can take a joke like a kookoo bird takes an egg out of a random bird's nest and discards that egg like last week's salad😂

[@MythicSuns]

8:14 I remember on an episode of The Big Narstie Show Stephen Fry talked about how the English language gets bent around so much that saying something innocent can easily be misunderstood as something dirty. The example he went with was when he was talking about a Panini sandwich that a woman backstage had bought in and he got some funny looks when he said to her "I could smell your panini from across the room".

[@tomtheeagle1]

It's "Berkshire Hunt"!!

[@simonthomas5367]

The Glory Holes joke plus Sean's seal clubbing have to be the best on this excellent show.

[@matthewharrison6336]

Carrot in a box would like a word.

[@masonarcher7472]

“You’re welcome I just named your penis” would like a word as well

[@prakharjain9801]

I still got a huge crush on her! ❣️

[@l00k4tstuff]

It doesn't hurt when she occasionally wears the low-cut blouses, either 8^O

[@rectify2003]

Poor Susie 😀❤

[@Chrisamic]

Damn shame Susie didn't do QI when Stephen was in the chair. (yeah I do Q's rather than cats.) Stephen would have been so good for Susie.

[@jeffwenberg4321]

I've read a couple of Susie's books. They're kind of fun.

[@markuk8253]

Susie is the best!

[@All-Father-Odin-967]

Susie is the best comedian on that program, plus she actually comprehens the subtlety of language.

[@troystaunton254]

*comprehends.

[@peterburke3035]

Plus she can probably spell comprehend.

[@All-Father-Odin-967]

@@peterburke3035 that's funny as you like😂 that's why we should always check the post before pressing send.... Made my day 🤦‍♂️😂

[@All-Father-Odin-967]

@@peterburke3035 not even going to edit it.

[@dinointhetube7952]

Nice Suzie 👍👍👍😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@rogersilcox524]

Love the lady ❤️

[@djzio]

"Sleepy Go Bye-Bye" section always gets me 😂😂 Suzie is a gem ❤

[@abwatson2]

I would like her to do a couple of Audiobooks for posterity, fiction of course ;)

[@spk1121]

Well, she has those 20 volumes of erotica all set & ready to go! 😘😆

[@randb4865]

UK : stiffrump = US : hardass.

[@rikkilleen3169]

"What have you been looking into lately - besides glory holes?" To be able to so completely shatter a shock comic like Joe is no small feat.

[@stupidburp]

Flammenwerferlederhosen = traditional outfit with a built in flamethrower

[@celticminstrel8252]

looking good, Susie.

[@NicoScorpio]

Junk or spunk? 🤣

[@thesnakeman8006]

And THIS is why susie dent is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE person on countdown. Her and Rachel 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂. Because when it comes to the put downs jimmy doesn't stand a chance with either one of them

[@jaywalker3087]

Sean would have been dying with laughter.....

[@itsbandar]

every time i hear jim say “recently” i remember the glory hole incident

[@orsike192]

ah so suzie like average words... khm khm, hey Suzie how you doin'😅

[@steveryan4410]

Burkley Hunt..."Jimmy "

[@MissyGail4eva]

I'm in heaven at #11 😉

[@bradleybarnett9545]

Lalochezia was my favourite word last decade. See the ice water experiment on Mythbusters & Stephen Fry's Planet Word. S.F. does it with Brian Blessed, an inveterate swearer. Turns out if you swear all the time, lalochezia doesnt work!

[@GyppoMarx]

Susie is terrific❤

[@nathelondon3719]

Go Susie!

[@stivi739]

haha nice

[@jeriklapa1274]

❤️ Susie

[@JaseBDaley]

this link was on a news site, as though it was recent, and not before jimmys hair transplant. his hair is a calendar, use that information.

[@dazjb7691]

Bam Go Susie Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

[@troystaunton254]

I think the harshest part of the glory hole joke is Susie didn’t know what one was.

[@Flup2]

5:08 Thorny lingerie? Dornröschen is just the German name for the princess in 'Sleeping Beauty'...or Little Briar Rose

[@colinvincent9101]

Stiffrump. 14 hrs flight to Singapore.

[@bflmpsvz870]

Golden

[@matthewridgeway9250]

Is there another word fro "It will have your eye out!"

[@captainchaos3667]

5:05 - dornröschenschlaf - that is an uncharacteristically bad translation by Suzie; Dornröschen is the original German name for Sleeping Beauty, the fairy tale character.

[@marks.6480]

must have been a typo. she reads höschen instead of röschen.

[@doro626]

I wonder if Jimmy writes jokes for her to come back at him with?

[@harrodharrod5239]

I've heard, that in the UK, if you really like someone, you take the pi$$ out of them in the harshest possible manner, and I think this is a prime example of that.

[@Yotrek]

7:30 she looks up and to the right. 😂

[@g_force3857]

Perfect woman, Not only a fantastic looking woman but so so smart so dam smart