badman and 2face

[@SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber]

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[@MGodfrey]

Please dear god (Thor?) I need a Badman Rogues Gallery series

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am only subscribe to myself because I am extremely funny Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga

[@griffincrannell5592]

Is that Aztec clay mask that two face is wearing?

[@smalls1485]

I thought your tech-deck was stolen

[@tomgreaney1901]

whats the name of the song in the outro? It's sounds really good!

[@gustoonz]

did this really happen

[@TheNagler]

its a trailer for their next movie

[@whysic6387]

only 21 likes irrelevant

[@b1ank3d56]

haha i made it 69 likes

[@Superstar-sw5iy]

no

[@nehemiahzo_]

Blep bucket

[@philiphildenbrand]

this is cannonically the same universe an imbiamba jombes

[@jacebagley3025]

How?

[@ciaranwright4361]

@@jacebagley3025 joke

[@jacebagley3025]

@@ciaranwright4361 my god I'm a fool a idiot a huge imbecile

[@vincepale]

The Secret Layer looks like a be would make a great place to record a podcast but you'd have to add a bunch of squiggly junk on the walls.

[@maybeahuman4580]

*Lair

[@Drew.Anderson]

@@maybeahuman4580 did you watch the video?

[@fatguy338]

Lol your profile pic looks like it's upside-down

[@deceptivelysmallman]

yea they reflect the sound better

[@deceptivelysmallman]

diffract*

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Can you direct the next Batman please

[@jelstudios8365]

If anyone else than Christopher Nolan directs it I would rather have Sven do it.

[@wibel1014]

Lol

[@Me-wx1mt]

This is the next batman

[@WallEWorld]

Right over there, Batman! * I directed Batman * 😀

[@lugiagalaxy3849]

This is kinda wholesome in like a weird, twisted way.

[@midnightsounds308]

Well, that's sums up this channel

[@AxxLAfriku]

People Kollmeier channel weird but in reality they are jealous i am very successful and rich and important and cool and funny

[@SHIFTsvideos]

Yeah everytime he said "that was kinda close tho!" as if he was reassuring him I was like aww.

[@knockrotter9372]

it's literally just like having a friend over and they're not doing what you want them to

[@grilled_cheese_fanatic2947]

Stockholm syndrome

[@electricpeo]

I love to immagine this scene in the Christopher Nolan's Batman Universe... Now I can't stop my mind picturing that

[@sexygarfield80]

Weiner

[@anders7416]

weiner

[@Ubercentraltf2]

Weiner

[@andymccoy8370]

weiner

[@SurrealKeenan]

the genuine laugh when Gus chose a cherry zots

[@Thunderbender18830]

SurrealKeenan Gus??? That was Batman.

[@4717-b7j]

@@Thunderbender18830 Badman*

[@christopherterzakos6118]

Badman i thought that was just a really large bat

[@808Slush]

Same😂 zotz are 🔥

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

that made me laugh too his laugh is so infectious lmao

[@fonzemusic3718]

This is like If a brother is forced to play with his siblings, but then ends up having fun, then remembers that he hates his siblings.

[@tripatripatripatri]

Dammmn 2face is going to have an extremely soft and exfoliated half face after this

[@elmerwilber3308]

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[@adamlindsay6391]

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[@talunm2447]

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[@monkeytypebeat8472]

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[@adamlindsay6391]

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[@Sna7e]

I lost it at the 3:12 bit What makes it so much funnier is that Sven has a legit phobia of people vomiting, and of course Gus knows this, so I'm pretty sure the gags Sven made when Gus was heaving and burping over the bowl were genuine

[@eggwhitepopcorn2918]

Gus pretending to barf was making me almost barf

[@Basgerin]

At 3:25 you can see he does that sort of mini involuntary head turn after he initially turns away. Happens to me whenever I'm nauseous, cringe super hard at something I did in the past, or eat REALLY sour shit.

[@MooseManYT]

Two face losing his coin before he kills someone is an amazing concept.

[@NilesBlackX]

It happened in the comic, at least once. I think more than that

[@mattbradshaw7007]

It happens in the animated series. It’s one of the main ways to stop him because he can’t make decisions himself.

[@tardersauce3578]

I think a funnier concept is him flipping it badly and then losing it. Also deciding to play war with fortnite cards.

[@sarahgent2674]

That happens in Holy Musical B@man! Good thing he always carries... Two

[@adamlindsay6391]

MooseMan please grow some facial hair

[@jonaldjager]

I love how most bits and characters just devolve into what I imagine your guys childhood arguments were like. The bit is great regardless of the setting or characters. Thanks for the great content! Smooches!

[@mostfrozenburrito]

“These tricks are bad.” “I’ll kill you.” “K they’re good.”

[@LoganLovell]

Fav part😂

[@fkhan2006]

I watched the video...

[@pootypunt69]

If one video shows the sibling relationship between these two the best its this one

[@AnAwkwardlyPlacedSausage]

@Ddhfacetyy just had to add that pointless response, huh? Hes saying that because too many of you fools dont have anything original to say so you just quote the shit we literally just saw and its annoying.

[@AnAwkwardlyPlacedSausage]

@Ddhfacetyy oh, my bad lol

[@AceofKnaves1966]

“Good thing we said we were going to reflip that-“ *Loud Gunshot*

[@kimberleevroom2259]

“I’m da dark knight...Grrrrr”

[@jakeprimak]

“If you get tails, then you die, and if I get heads... then you don’t live.” The greatest depiction of childhood disagreements ever written by adults.

[@jamesreagan8175]

"You're actually really good at this" **looks up happily** "Do you really mean that?"

[@christopherterzakos6118]

U no

[@peteaxe2067]

Damn. You watched the same Video?

[@davidstark7151]

@@christopherterzakos6118 man that was so pure

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

“I mean, within the context...” 😂

[@finconsultexpertgrupsrl8119]

1:33

[@jonahmeekison1323]

"I'm gonna blep, I"m gonna blep." - Batman the Dark Knight

[@cscoop]

got me chortling at 9am, thank you

[@who6913]

hey thank you

[@nothanks9978]

hey thank you

[@squiggles6861]

hey thank you

[@mr.vercotti9509]

hey thank you

[@mootwo_]

hey thank you

[@ellireyna9088]

*shines flashlight below face* “i’m da dark knight rrrrrrrr”

[@RustyJiggs]

I imagine this is a universe where Bruce Wayne’s parents didn’t die and he just had a normal childhood, but ended up becoming Batman anyway after he dropped out of college and his parents cut him out of his inheritance. And Two Face isn’t permanently scarred, he just got a really bad sunburn on half of his face.

[@nicholiflame5193]

Batverse.

[@garystinten9339]

Remember. If a video is created and it gets copyright struck and video is removed. Technically, it becomes canon

[@kevinkoger5749]

4:18 “Someone’s insecure about their brand.”😂

[@Danonza]

"He's a bad villain." "Okay I heard that." "Sorry." Love this video!

[@chrisarthur5234]

Danonza Batman is very polite

[@CitizenSnips69]

I’m gonna blep

[@hairgelvic]

This needs to become a series. It filled my “Baman & piderman” gap.

[@EthanDan]

5:09 the way he said “I might actually be the one who dies” while smiling is so funny to me

[@cyaic8668]

I know Sven wasn’t acting in the throw up part. That was a genuine reaction

[@awesomeii8346]

he does have a phobia of vomiting after all

[@nickmann14]

2:16 nominate this man for an Emmy.

[@minimarn1220]

Beasy E 😂😂

[@tannerschuelke9545]

that's the best part of the video

[@oriondurdaller3349]

Tanner Schuelke I don’t know I love the whole video

[@matthewjensen8681]

"Im da dark knighT. Rrrrrr."

[@OneTopic]

Coming into this I thought it might be Pete Holme’s BadMan, but I did not leave disappointed. :D

[@sydneyatkins6249]

UwU its one topicky wopicky

[@rachelwharton4245]

Oh hey I recognize you haha 😆 Your laugh is like Seth Rogen’s laugh if it was actually good

[@gabe1777]

Can’t wait for the sequel, badman and 3face

[@methane_melvin]

And then the spinoff: robin

[@simonblackwell3576]

Or the prequel, badman and face

[@reagangray9137]

sn95racing or the first one :

[@Riot228]

4 spooky 8 me

[@brandonsz7937]

badman vs supperman

[@liambohl]

I would rate this scene a perfect five out of sven.

[@BensonBoy2019]

Robert Pattinson is looking cute af. like hot damn.

[@2naaa_]

Yeah, and the costume design clearly had a lot of thought put into it. It fits him like a glove.

[@blackbird20021]

So raw

[@tripatripatripatri]

Only this time he actually has 82% lips

[@nickv.3573]

@@tripatripatripatri hey don't make fun of robert pattinson's lips...or lack thereof.

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

Robert Pattinson is nothing compared to the godly handsomeness that is Svenny boy

[@nicolajp9037]

I always crack when Gus says "Okay then i'll just have one Cherry Zotz." I just love the way he say it.

[@KarosElite]

“Good thing we said we were gonna ruh-flep da-“ “NO” *BANG* beautiful.

[@jamestaylor5417]

Agree.

[@JamesWilson-du4xt]

“Good thing we said that we were gonna re-flip that”

[@nathancoffman3025]

James Wilson Wow, crazy how we watched the same video.

[@JamesWilson-du4xt]

Nathan Coffman yeah it is.

[@derpingforlulz]

Badman is a savage calling that a play

[@derpingforlulz]

Also, does anyone know where the outro music came from?

[@Alexander-nw9sv]

day man I think Gus made the outro song along with his own but I could be wrong

[@bigleb00fski41]

@@derpingforlulz i’m pretty sure it’s svens own song he made

[@alexpettigrew3468]

“Look at me... im da dark knight rrrrrrr”

[@NeoFlorian1]

I feel like this is commentary on the Iowa Caucus.

[@joesmith3605]

Corn

[@growlithekid]

@WHEEZY The coin flipping probably

[@redweather6315]

topical

[@Tman20rox]

In the Nevada caucus I’m pretty sure they use a round of war ties. High card gets the delegate

[@cookedbread6693]

That would probably be a funny sketch

[@hanthonyc]

I enjoy the slow regression of the voices into child-talk.

[@lucasmooibroek1171]

Big high school project energy

[@Morgan-ow7de]

"Look at me. I'm the dark knight. Grrrrrrr" I'm crying 😭😂😂😂💀

[@CalebNorman]

2:16 "Look at me: I'm da dark night. rrrrrrrr"

[@toxicgalaxy8210]

2 face seems like such a nice guy

[@jeffwells641]

I mean, until he shoots you in the face, of course.

[@AndrewGiles688]

Harvey is, you just got to catch him while he's in between personalities.

[@fonzemusic3718]

This has the “big brother that doesn’t really want to play with you but mom said so” energy.

[@molovex]

Adding this to my “Things I didn’t know I needed” Playlist. Well done my dudes.

[@seriousserialcereal5388]

Two face forgetting his one rule is probably one of the best things.

[@jameshanley8465]

"good thing we're gonna reflip that". * Dies*

[@vortexnebula0]

I can only imagine that this whole entire video is just a 6 and 8 year old roleplaying and they just cant get it right. This is so cool

[@mayjenitall3356]

2:18 never know imbiamba jombes make cameos in The Dark Knight

[@connorkirisaki5761]

Im happy to see that talent and humour runs through this family like a fricking wildfire through a forest

[@hnanetoo]

They gave the Oscar to the wrong people im just saying 🥺

[@3cnothanks753]

the restraints: tied in the front badman: *can easily access his hands in front* 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@caderidley2309]

I think you missed the point

[@SwaggerNuggetz]

“shoot, i got foiled”

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

"This one's for all the marbles." "No, that's a different comic book company."

[@RTHLSS]

Dude, this is better than: "Batman Vs Superman"

[@TheDonutMan3000]

That bar is so low, you'd be hard-pressed to trip over it

[@raccoonboi4225]

I thought you said baman piderman and i was about to destroy your how state

[@AndrewGiles688]

What a funny and original joke. Never heard that one before.

[@emad1355]

I love how two faces burnt side is on the right side when literally everything featuring two face has it on his left side.

[@CharlieKling7]

Accurate representation of playing with siblings as a kid 🤣

[@floor.smorenburg]

Every single one of your sketches feels like the show two kids would perform in front of the familymembers that were too late to escape

[@JakeCuster]

Wow! I had my doubts, but Robert Pattinson’s Badman is revolutionary to the franchise

[@harshgandhi100]

I love how twoface is so positive about the game outcome and not only accepts defeat but admits how batman is good at it with a smile.

[@caitlin5352]

Wow Robert Patterson is just such an amazing actor! He seems really immersed into this role, I could barely tell it was him

[@rangofanatic]

i hope felinelady makes an appearance in the next installment

[@DrainSoftware]

Good job Sven, this is adult movie level acting!

[@Michael-rx7dl]

Ok i will just have one cherry *ZOTS*

[@SpiderGumby]

He got the Robert Pattinson suit spot on

[@Xxscarecrow1902xX]

If only The Dark Knight could have been this intense.

[@DizzTheDoc]

Someone's insecure about their brand.

[@GDT1124]

This is legit one of the best videos on the internet. I watch this weekly.

[@wyattcatlin5295]

I feel like both of them just got high as hell and started filming

[@reger64]

"good thing we said we were going to reflip that." -the last words of badman

[@mar-lr3uc]

This is actually me when I was 12 damn

[@FlipFloppinGamer]

that "do you mean that?" sounded genuine

[@ZavierG1]

The lighting makes Gus's stache look so greasy

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

2face to badman: "haha you a goofy one" badman: "imjusttrynasurvive"

[@wilberforce95]

Are you guys speaking in that weird "no contractions" mode that moms sometimes force their kids to speak in?

[@ProfessionalNoob123xyd]

People do that?

[@georgeesteve4827]

Were you raised in prison?

[@komfyrion]

2:08 Sven says couldn't

[@MistaAnonymous]

You okay

[@DeadInTheFace]

I heard many don’ts

[@FreshGirl3000]

Gus looks so cute in his little kitty costume! And I like that Sven got into avocado face masks, they're really good! Wait, what was this sketch about again?

[@EriksAngelKeri]

I love whenever Gus makes Sven break.

[@shawnthompson2303]

Tied up in a chair "I'll check over here." I'm dead.

[@kentendo65]

2:16 Gus channeled Brian Jordan Alvarez with that line 😂😂 was expecting him to say something about a mazrati dealeshib next

[@thaneda]

Oh man! I SUPER LOVE the chemistry between you two. You play off each other in such a seemingly effortless and natural way. And your portrayal of a typical pair of opposing hair-brained, megalomaniacal personalities comes off as anything but - their hinky power dynamic comes across as weirdly genuine yet strangely endearing, as they riff off one another . So freakin' delightful!

[@edarcyyy]

My boyfriend watching this: yo he’s actually good at tech dech

[@presleemedia9812]

this is like watching elementary school children at recess

[@Pluike]

Oh my he is a bad man.

[@Christian_Willoughby]

I love this video so much, please give us more badman. Like every bit of this was hilarious.

[@nathanelwood7632]

“Batman and two face after smoking a blunt”

[@1blanchett]

That perfect kickflip on the tech deck doe

[@darkstorm8036]

Genuinely the funniest video I’ve seen all month

[@sqlevolicious]

They had to push back the new Batman movie to 2022 becasue of this masterpiece

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This might be a better portrayal of Batman than the upcoming Batman.

[@iNeverMiss424]

Who has two thumbs and does not wanna be shot, badman.

[@simoerk5089]

“Dont deEUGH that BATman”

[@Bobbley82]

Sven: Do I look like a guy with a plan?

[@mattwinters5999]

The Iowa Caucus 2020

[@NotAPorch]

No Country For Old Men got an upgrade here.

[@dawnstar6727]

I feel like this is exactly what things were like when they were children.

[@bigbadbrucet4658]

This one of the best Sven vids so far. Very good

[@copycat9285]

Hey 2face and I have something in common: we have to kidnap people and tie them up to get them to come to our games night.

[@jaquavionjaloobdemarcusjri8524]

Look at me, I'm da dark night errrrrrr

[@robertslipek7311]

wow Matt Reeves is some director

[@leaffinite2001]

I love when he threatens to just break out cuz hes not entertained by the tech deck lmao