Buccal Fat, 3somes +Toe Walkers W/ Comedian Ali Macofsky

Sara Weinshenk sits down with Comedian Ali Macofsky to discuss everything from dating apps to buccal fat removal.
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[@megbed2685]

Not shenk checking the clock at 9 minutes 😂😂

[@illuminatingwild]

okayyyyyy, listen here. You BOTH were such a great duo. I started listening it in my car and then got home and pulled it right up onto my laptop. Thank you for sharing this fun conversation with the world. I can't wait until the next one.

[@dot_t]

Sarah you are Love! That's your higher self speaking truth beyond all the crap our parents and others have put into our hearts and minds. Listen to That positive inner voice! Meditation is so important to tune in. Love you and Ali! PS I loved being pregnant! The reward is so worth the pain. Have a wonderful day! ❤️✨

[@lucky5cm]

HAHAH ‘the voice’ 😭 38:45

[@adamerone]

Yoooo such a fantabulous duo here, good shit y'all 🤍💙💙🤍

[@sunsetmind5794]

This goes deep, man. I hope someone’s witnessing the ride.

[@ML-ti7zr]

gulp gulp gulp

[@cliffm2470]

I approve this comment

[@toadfingers]

Y’all the insight app is SO much better than headspace for meditation

[@mattlewis6889]

I can't watch Ali take a drink without hearing her legendary drop on TYSO. 'gulp gulp gulp'.

[@himoragenma6416]

"49....Who are you JANET JACKSON!?!?"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@meatwad5022]

ooo didn't know you had a pod on your channel, love this bi1tch podcast can't wait to watch these too!

[@sunsetmind5794]

Re-read one with Ben saving environment. I was high and pasted a different scene at the end

[@vixenvalenzuela]

Well they admitted they keep track of us through our cellphones so, she’s not wrong

[@stephenroby8498]

Both are wonderful comics from Kill Tony days, but Sara needs to record some of her latest stand-up shows. Neither have bad voices, and they are very lovely.

[@mentallyaktive916]

That's Ironically Why Most People Don't Like Being In A Crowded Area....Eyes Constantly On You.

[@aandydaviss]

Haha Ali is the best 😂 Great ep

[@laurentaylor3951]

Both your voices are like honey in my ear.

[@user-pt1kj5uw3b]

At 14:05 I thought Ali was gonna pull out an Ozempic needle

[@lilbbmuffin]

54:20 Kristen steward body language vibes if she did comedy.

[@sunsetmind5794]

Laid down first three tracks of some sweet end credits music for said movie. That’s Shenk and Simbari (good name for a chick detective tv sitcom, “tonight on CBS, 7 pm 8 central, Shenk and Simbari take on an illegal knockoff fidget spinner ring running throughout LA’s finest comedy clubs”. I know fidget spinner was soooooo 2018. Anyway, that’s neither here…..nor there, neither one, lmao….must be this dang AM Sativa talking. Anyway again, sorry, lol, the music, that’s them, on a clip from the Shenk pod, that’s me doing a podcast listener guy character, and me on the single-line electric keyboard blues riffs, wassup? And the computer bass drum and snare. So that’s the credits for the very start of the end credits song. Isn’t it cool to have a window in on the making of the end credits music to what eventually will be a major motion picture? Fuck yeah. Or as Ali MacCowsky put it so succinctly and in today’s parlance, when sw said she may have felt a Divine presence: “That’s sic.” You gotta imagine like a whole bunch of other tracks some professional dudes will eventually lay over this. Ok, cool. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2mboZWpgJiaq7M

[@A1G_77]

Imma have to wear rings if you're in Portland

[@joaokowalski9736]

My boyfriend walks on his toes, it's common among people with autism. He was raised in a third world country and his parents and teachers beat him for it.

[@muffintop701]

cool story

[@thepohCv]

For the alg

[@melissasalsbury4705]

I've been consuming lots of cream cheese, and sour cream, and evenuse it instead of yogourt in smoothies. Almond butter + apples = Yum.

[@natalieevenew]

Is this a cry for help????

[@vixenvalenzuela]

💞

[@theccs5012]

Prisms

[@sunsetmind5794]

Screenplay excerpt INT Nice nature walk the whole Deathsquad decided to take. BEN is talking to Bobby Lee (playing himself). They r in the back, not keeping up. BEN You think people don’t give a fuck now, Bobby Lee? Oh man, no see, you don’t get- BOBBY Tell me, man (taking joint from BEN, takes a big toke and says while trying to hold in smoke, that voice) How much will people not give a fuck? Lay it on me, cuz dude, my mind has flipped so much in my life over all kinds of the most craziest shit a human could EVER…experience, but this? Mother fuckin’ first guy from the future, first time traveler, and here-I’m like, dude-so tell me how much people aren’t gonna give a fuck? BEN I can’t, man. (Puts hand on his shoulder and they stop.) Details, it’s like- BOBBY Like the manifesting, dude? Like it’s not in the manifesting cards, or whatever. BEN Yeah, something like that. BOBBY Wait, like it’ll fuck things up if I knew the details about how much people aren’t going to give a fuck, and like, timelines and shit, and- BEN Yeah…yeah, Bobby. See, you get it. I will tell you one thing from 10k years in the future to show how much people won’t give a fuck. Nudity..like complete…is not against the law…in what are called Adult Zones. And it’s not like some strip club swingers area. It’s like pretty much normal so there’s a lot of Adult Zones. Mostly there’s just more audible swearing….and the nudity. So yeah… BOBBY So some people are walking around completely naked. BEN Completely naked. Allll types. BOBBY I don’t know, I get it, but I may feel weird, I mean, I’m not small, but like, the guys with the massive shlongs walking around-how the fuck does that work? BEN I don’t know any different. Yeah, it’s not like that, bro. A dude with a baby’s arm will walk by, I’m dressed, he’s totally naked, and he’s like, “hey” and I’m just like “wassup” and I keep walking. Like I’m greeting a barista at my local coffee shop. BOBBY Is the barista naked? BEN He can get to work naked, but there’s code, man. BOBBY Pubes in the espresso. BEN Pubes in their ice bin. BOBBY Pubes on the cake pops? BEN Yeah, since pubes might get in all those places, the baristas have to be dressed. BOBBY I guess that makes sense. BEN Oh it makes sense. You never forget the terrified feeling you had when the tickle of a barista pube is registered, evaluated, and labeled by your brain, as it passes from cup to mouth. Those were much needed laws. People not giving a fuck will expand exponentially, but we will always draw the line at ingesting a stranger’s pubes. There’s something comforting about that

[@rfox2014]

My fav gals

[@himoragenma6416]

EXACTLY!!!!

[@sunsetmind5794]

This is the music while Ben (Pete Davidson) manifests saving the planet ( the environment) at the end. That’s right: it’s a frickin’ environmental film, suckas. Wrapped in a thick layer of dumb ass comedy, that’s to fool the Joe 6-packs, frat boys, and Ivanka Trump types (I be like, tricked ya into some hippie bullshit message flick, right, Ivanka? Now get your sweet ass online and learn how to compost….wassup). I don’t want to compost, but she might after she sees this movie. Anyway, a movie is so much more fun to make up than working at Greenpeace, no offense Greenpeace. So just the first minute or two of this one, the Mac is messing up and I’m too lazy to cut out the last 18 minutes Levels too high, lower volume before playing, real rough, has to all be re-done. This is the one somewhat serious moment in the movie. I imagine that for him to manifest a new future he has to experience what happened, as in the slow destruction of the planet, which is a bummer, so this music is like, kind of a bummer, but kinda mixed with hope (the three bass notes I guess, represent the new fut--wtf am I talking about?). Alternatively or in addition, I think it could be funny, Pete Davidson’s goofy face while he’s doing that. I hear people laughing in the audience, at what seems like should be a serious moment I know this is a terrible recording, pros will hear it and get the idea when they re-do it completely. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIewg2SLnbR1l5o

[@bullfrog87-69]

Pretty shenk

[@feezible]

Nope Sarah. Bad friend. I love ALI blonde. It’s noice.

[@sunsetmind5794]

Fuck it, right? Same deal. First three tracks. Imagine the pro’s laying on more tracks. This is the music when Ben (a Pete Davidson) is walking to Starbucks, oblivious, nice warm sunny day, that mafia thug played by Anthony Jesilnik and his sidekick played by Tony Hinchcliff are following him to rough him up for not letting rival club owner and mafia boss played by Jack Nicholson (hopefully, see previous screenplay excerpt) host the party (it’s going to be at Ben’s club) for a new single being released by Dua Lipa, Charlie XCX, and Ariana Grande (I told y’all this was going to be a big movie). So here’s that music, meanwhile, imagine the other tracks added. Didn’t cut off the end, ignore the second half Warm sunny day. Ben takes in a deep breath of fresh air. Super peaceful. Heads towards Starbucks. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIjci5SCqdNrbck

[@jayceasar2661]

im growing fond of sara. she is fascinating creature

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Agreed Her personality very attractive

[@jayceasar2661]

@@littlewigglemonster7691 ikr so refreshing and lovable

[@tylerbecker3348]

The bit at the end about moving the scale around the house to get a better reading hit so hard. 😅 I prefer my kitchen weight, personally.

[@0remor]

You two talking is so comfortable. ❤

[@Branrymiller]

Still funny without Kim 🧐

[@RICHERTHANTHEOPPS]

LUV YA SARA, you an KIMBERLY are the best

[@natalieevenew]

"I want him weak and small" same girl, same 🤓😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manamitoyota95]

us weak and small want y’all too

[@worldwidehiphop.]

To mold or change is the real question? Asking for the dude above me

[@lukakapanadze6179]

​@@worldwidehiphop. Mostly because they are insecure about themselves.

[@AdultSchoolWithMarcoPodcast]

I love you shenk

[@stuartstogdill2406]

There are so many drugs that are used for multiple uses. Most antidepressants are used for many different conditions. It is all about making the most money as possible from each drug patent.

[@steve56853]

Were you all trying to think of Hilary Swank as the pregnant famous lady?

[@felix5287]

Bro I'm a toe walker (autistic) but not all the time. But for me it is totally sensory. Floor feels weird and feet have lots of nerves so staying on my toes prevents me from feeling the floor too much.

[@sunsetmind5794]

Schlong-talk scene has zack galifinakis subbing for Pete Davidson

[@johnblandersen1626]

Good pod! Good guest! Good God! Thanks again to the hunnay-ist of Hunnays for such fun content! yer killin it, Sara!

[@lenguascalvasp]

great ep

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"the older you get the thinner your face gets" needs to be in a textbook or something

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"barf out gag me with a spoon" circa whatever year that was

[@Jashn20002000]

They have the same Nose.

[@kaotung2746]

Gods not done with you yet. the positive spin on that was epic

[@deplewisshow]

Shenk and Ali hoorayyyyyyyyyyy.

[@johncassell3362]

I wish Sara was my kids mom

[@camellasong9758]

lol "so why not lean into it"😂

[@MOLTEN_IMP]

Alli Mankoffski

[@paulwall5706]

👍🔥👍

[@williamwilson5510]

Great pod . Don't let the hater get you down.

[@sunsetmind5794]

This isn’t really part of the movie, but who knows: Rap lyrics to Whitney Cummings Imagine a sweet beat in the back: No doubt Put me on a couch In the back For fat stacks I’ll lay and puff the g, and maybe not always sleep I’ll be awaken by a good idea It’s coming from that table With all the other writers Wait, I feel myself speak to them “Reverse them. SHE’s the strong one.” They’ll look at me And I’ll be like, wassup You know that’s a good idea And they’ll be like It is, Noam, it is. (They look around at each other, nodding their heads, all saying in different variations: “I think we should do that, yeah, I think so”), and so I’ll make my contribution from the back on the couch puffin’ blunts, etc etc I guess i stopped writing rap kyricssssss zzzzzz….

[@sunsetmind5794]

Someone please copy and paste my comments today to KZbin comments of latest Whitney Cummings pod. Early wake and bake extended, energy dropping, sorry, thanks, I’ll throw u points

[@ForeverInDreams237]

Sara saying she loved Mulholland drive is awesome!!! Sad because Ali is performing in my town tonight and I probably won't be going.

[@allstopblue5717]

I subscribed. Meant to do it several months ago when I watched a really funny episode. Can’t even remember who the guest was. It was someone on the slightly famous side though. But I’m subscribed now.

[@salty_lizard]

Watched a plastic surgeon vid & buccal isn't really reversible 🫠

[@SWHBOYCE]

Stained glass if you can find any of the Tiffany glass which is really rare now . Love the " barriers " comparison . Another lovely show !!!...Thanks !!

[@elliet1754]

Toe walkers can be from tight hamstrings, hip issues or foot issues, and additionally numerological issues. Shouldn't make fun of people on how they walk, its as you said second nature.

[@JoeCitizensBlues]

Sara just found you, love your pod, great episode with Ali. You should have Stavros on with you and Kim sometime!

[@sunsetmind5794]

Screenplay excerpt. INT Brian Redban's condo. BEN and BRIAN are in a small room where Brian fixes electronics. There are wires, adaptors, etc. everywhere. BRIAN is hovered over Ben's phone charging cord. BRIAN Interesting. BEN What? BRIAN No, just...(spacing out on the technology, he's wearing magnifying glasses)...it's wild...makes sense, what they did there. BEN So, like, do you think--? BRIAN What? Oh the charging cord? (takes off glasses as they walk into living room) Not a problem. You're lucky--or whatever, the manifesting thing--you ran into a guy like me. BEN Your trip with the time machine. What do you want to do? BRIAN Adult Ancient Greek orgy. By the water. Near dolphins. BEN Dolphins? BRIAN Dolphins? Oh no, not dolphins. I just (smiling into the distance), I just like dolphins. BEN Well…I think there are dolphins around Greece. And there were probably orgies going on everywhere there, so…so yeah, not a problem (leaving) BRIAN I gotta ask: how the fuck is me being in an Ancient Greek orgy going to help the movie? BEN In the movie, you’re the DJ at the club. So I don’t know. The club and an orgy can both be kind of hypnotic maybe? BRIAN So you don’t know. I thought you were supposed to know? BEN No, I know it will help the movie, but sometimes I don’t know why. This is one of those times. BRIAN Hey, you're paying good and you seem ok. 10k years for us to figure out time travel? I really thought it wouldn't take that long. BEN Maybe a little longer. This is just a prototype. Seems like they're pretty darned close though. BRIAN Did you ever figure out why those three screws were missing? BEN Are you asking me something about that thing? I am not, what people would call, the mechanical type. Yeah, why were those screws missing, good question, seems like an easy fix.

[@illuminatingwild]

wait hold up, did you by any chance get that necklace from hot topic because i really want it!!!! so so so cute :)

[@moralhazard1]

"Have you seen that Snowden documentary?" -Ali... dude I feel ya

[@morticianjosh7116]

My adult son walks on his toes because his favorite movie was the wolfman

[@Haylestown]

I think the pants are called joggers

[@_Pooter_]

Very Interesting !! ✍🧐

[@thelegitpancake]

The only people I’ve seen toe walk were definitely people with moderate to severe autism when I was a helper lol- love you guys!

[@thelegitpancake]

Also to the boys: keep on that testosterone baby

[@tumorra951]

Loved this! Thx!

[@shrutidesai907]

Aliii bring back the short bleach/blonde, really suited you

[@nestab2762]

We need a Kim Congdon vs Ali Mac part 2 🥊

[@natalieevenew]

"I love a man with rings" yaassss 🪐

[@donaldhill9861]

Whut up momma