"Swifttok" is UNHINGED

[@lesliehale8595]

The shock and awe every time Taylor is seen at a recording studio baffles me. "What is she doing?!?!" Uhh her job? Not sending secret messages to you?

[@jillsarah7356]

Lmao this!!!

[@freshavocado6526]

„likely place for her to be“

[@dollythelama]

I assume you mean you’re NEVER, EVER touching on the Gaylors? Ohhh, I’m begging you! Please!

[@drawl13]

@@dollythelama he talks about that a little more behind the patreon paywall

[@Swiftie_guacamole_13]

Shes recording ttpd lol

[@TexasToast221]

I swear the same people who told me I was listening to “horse girl music” in 2008 all became Swifties overnight in 2020 and this is how they behave

[@snowfoxxie]

Haha “horse girl music”?!! Got me cracking up haha people are so mean omg 😂 Lol I’m a big swifty since fearless and I deliberately skipped debut back in my emo teens (I had dyed black hair wore a tie and had scene girl hair omggggg haha) because it was a bit too country for my tastes-but of course I went back and listened too and there are some songs on it I adore like “should’ve said no” and it deserves full due respect as her first album. I really wonder how she will re-release it! Debut taylor live is a bit yeehaaaaw cringe for me to watch though I admit- but so iconic and I love it! So yeah-I’m a hater turned lover too 😂 with maturity comes wisdom to love everything taylor swift hah 😂

[@CarlieMS]

THIS.

[@larafrtgs6965]

They're burning all the witches even if they aren't one...?

[@lealeawalker1820]

They got their pitchforks, their receipts and their reasons… so light me uppp 🫶🏽

[@racheldistasioliveira3871]

​@@Julie13. THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD, THEN WHY DID IT FEEL SO GOOD?

[@racheldistasioliveira3871]

@@Julie13. IT JUST FELT SO GOOD, GOOD

[@lisarogers3393]

I know, right?!😂

[@xfabian21]

As a gen z Swiftie that did indeed join the fandom in 2020 (was a casual listener before), I would like to distance myself from these people!

[@theswiftologist]

its giving I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

[@fbxbonilla8927]

Same here 😭😭

[@xfabian21]

@@theswiftologist exactly! one that I have never asked to be a part of 😂

[@xfabian21]

@@skurinski no.

[@rachelflora8511]

SAME

[@char5297]

obviously all of these are crazy but speculating that someone is autistic is CRAZY. i genuinely cannot fathom putting sm care into something like that 😭

[@ascendednightingale2456]

The amount of people that just throw around autistic is insane. It’s at the point now where if someone does anything quirky or unusual, it means they’re autistic. I was actually diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome when I was 8, and my life has been a constant struggle. I have extreme difficulty speaking in real life and I stutter sometimes. I have trouble socializing in general and it’s extremely isolating because I don’t want to be like this. Seeing people just out here calling everyone who is a little bit unique “autistic” just infuriates me.

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

This is why I actively avoid TikToks involving entertainment news at all costs. I only follow close friends, acquaintances, actual chefs, and wilderness travel toks, but that's it. I absolutely can't stand the conspiracists/theorists/drama wanting an audience on there.

[@littlemichellebelle]

This is the same energy as Gaylors. They’re all unhinged

[@vivianamir6735]

Riiight what the heck was that tiktok

[@drawl13]

​@@littlemichellebellei'm pretty sure most of the ones who do the autismlor nonsense are gaylors from what i've seen on twitter

[@itskennnnnaaaa]

She’s a genius marketer, we all know this. But I genuinely think sometimes she lets these people go crazy, figure out patterns for her and then she picks which she likes 😂

[@theswiftologist]

oh for sure she feeds the beasts....

[@soulfireonfire6423]

She needs to take a different direction when she gets done touring. Seriously! It’s really out of control. I watched a video of the group he won’t mention. A long video that I had to stop and go back hours later. It was so disrespectful!

[@DIAbycmgm]

@@soulfireonfire6423 im not on Tiktok which group is that?

[@Calamimity]

Her: neurodivergent people don’t like 9-5 jobs Me, a neurodivergent with an 8-5 job because I need the predictability, routine, and external motivation: 😮

[@Calamimity]

Guess it just means I’m ✨special✨

[@allysonbeaulieu7351]

me, a neurodivergent with a 7-5 job: damn i wish i had your schedule

[@Calamimity]

@@allysonbeaulieu7351 oof that’s rough. Kudos to you, I don’t think I could handle a shift that long

[@kasiafields6377]

I think it depends on what you have. I’m bipolar and a consistent schedule like that helps me

[@wonderland_alice13]

As a new fan I think it’s ABSURD that people think debut SUCKS??? Like it’s not her greatest album because it’s her debut but it’s literally amazing for a debut album. Also I personally think the forced accent just makes it more iconic.

[@wonderland_alice13]

The thing that is even crazier is refusing to listen to the OG versions? Like even though I’m a new SWIFTIE, her old songs were my childhood so like ofc I’m gonna keep listening to them

[@thesuitshow9944]

@@wonderland_alice13It’s ridiculous, while I do understand the backlash against non-Tv, at the end of the day, holy ground has been my favourite song since I was 6, of course I’m going to listen to the original.

[@shoshanaloomer]

Right like it’s at the bottom of my list but I don’t HATE it

[@theswiftologist]

ITS. CRAZY.

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

I've been a huge country music fan since I was a child, and Taylor's country songs are important to hear how she became a respected songwriter/storyteller, whether you like or have personal opinions on the genre. Also, people who grew out of Taylor find comfort and carefreeness in these older songs. I've seen so many "what's your favorite TS song" IG reels where they shouted out a debut song. People resonate and love Debut, point blank and period.

[@brookelouise1561]

I've never been more glad to not be on tiktok lol. The things you suffer through for our entertainment don't go unappreciated Zack!

[@theswiftologist]

[@PolinaM13]

I feel the same way... thank god I'm not on tiktok. this is some batshit crazy nonsense.

[@imjustgoofy09]

A part 2 is not a want, it's a NEED, watching Thee Swiftologist lose brain cells over Swifttok is officially my ultimate fun thing to watch

[@LuLu98J]

"Taylor loves to do numbers, to shifts physical records" thank you! Everytime I see someone theorizing about a drop of every TV that's left to be released or saying "this really shows that Taylor doesn't care about making money with the re-recordings, she just wants to own her music", I think BABE she's a capitalist and, even if she wasn't, she needs to sell the shit out of these re-recordings for a few reasons: 1. She's an artist in a capitalist world and her label is spending money with the re-recording, the physical copies production, the marketing of each TV, and they wouldn't do that if that didn't give profit. 2. Taylor wants her versions to overcome the older versions, and what does that mean? It means she has to break records, make everyone talk about what a feat she is accomplishing by being the first artist to have her re-recorded versions of albums be as successful as the original ones. And why does she need that? Let me tell you, not because she wants her fans to ONLY listen to Taylor's versions, cause each time you stream a song the artist only get cents from it. Taylor doesn't care if you keep listening to Better Than Revenge (og version) instead of the Taylor's version, that's not where the money and the control of how her music is used is. She's re-recording and trying to make the INDUSTRY understand that they should get the rights to her versions, because otherwise her fans would complain. Movies and TV series buying her versions is where the money comes from. Owning the masters is about deciding by herself who gets the right or not to use her music. THAT'S what the re-recordings is about. She's not going to drop more than one TV at once or drop them without announcing it first,because that would harm her sales and stream numbers, making this re-recordings era not as successful as she wants it to be. And she's not above the capitalist market rules, even if she wanted to be. Yes, the re-recordings era is about money, is about commercial sucess, is about giving her versions more social and market value than the original ones so she can profit and control the use of her songs by herself, as it should be in this case. It's not a moral thing, it's a this is the way the market she's in works and if she didn't know how use it in her carrer's favour, she wouldn't have had such a long career.

[@Violet316]

That is kind of a sad analysis, putting all that aside, of course, she wants her re-records to be successful, but more so as a screw-you to Scooter Braun and Scott Borchetta, but above all, she gets to say this is my music and you can't take it away.

[@aijsdijdni3401]

@@Violet316it’s not more so. Thematically, she wants to own her music and get revenge. Fiscally, she loves capitalizing off of these re-recordings and making all this money. Both things can be true.

[@Violet316]

@@aijsdijdni3401 No, I don't believe she is that money-hungry, but I agree that the success of the re-records has got to be very satisfying.

[@aijsdijdni3401]

@@Violet316 Of course it is, but so is the money. She is a capitalist through and through. I'm not saying that to insult her, it's just the truth. She loves setting records, accolades, and money. There's literally no other reason for releasing 4 variations of the same vinyl in different colors except for pushing higher numbers and making more money.

[@Violet316]

@@aijsdijdni3401 The reason, we don't know the reason, other than maybe she wanted to give her fans something different, or as you said pushing higher numbers. If she were greedy she wouldn't have given such generous bonuses or donated to all the food banks, she didn't have to do that. A truly greedy person keeps their money.

[@samiracle13]

the debut slander makes me SO SAD. i’m a teenage swiftie and i grew up with the country albums as a little kid so i appreciate them a lot, especially debut because she was close to my age now when she wrote it and it gives me lots of songwriting inspiration. none of my swiftie friends like debut either. i get maybe preferring pop or whatever but debut is not a bad album at all.

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

Debut is one of my favorite country albums in general. It's classically Taylor and pulls at your heartstrings through storytelling as country should. If she was able to open for George Strait at the beginning of her career, the album is inarguably good.

[@rebekahsileo3328]

I love debut. Honeslty I’ve got more skips on 1989 than debut

[@sashagemini7623]

@@rebekahsileo3328 Real. Debut with always rank higher than 1989 for me

[@rachelflora8511]

I am a new swiftie, and I don’t love debut over the others but it’s not bad. It’s not worthless garbage like so many people want to say. That’s just insanely stupid to say. I don’t love country that much is all. But she has freaking bangers on that album and it needs to be appreciated and given the respect it deserves. She wouldn’t be here without it.

[@IssabellaPerezCruz7]

I can't wait for Debut Taylor's Version, it's gonna be so good❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@springsteen4ever]

I just have to say, I LOVE being a Swiftie so much. And it’s thanks to this channel that I keep myself sober-minded and sane about anything TS related. Ty for your service Zach!!!

[@MH107-]

"Taylor'e eyes are green in the Speak Now cover. What else is green? The staue of liberty" Bro wtf 😭

[@hannahmarie08]

watching swifttoks always makes me feel so sane lmaoo. that "lovers" girl has a whole theory about how mastermind means Taylor already owns her masters and has been lying to us while she waits to reveal it or something 😭

[@amandamooreVA]

She's the same one who KNEW and had “proven” Taylor wrote that book/movie Argylle. It’s exhausting. 😂

[@jillsarah7356]

THANK YOU for addressing the problems with armchair diagnosing!!! As someone who is also neurodivergent and has invisible physical disabilities as well, it is actively harmful to reinforce the idea that you can SEE disabilities. You’re an icon for this 👏

[@theswiftologist]

You are so welcome!

[@antoniaweber5263]

swifties as a whole were always wild but tiktok seriously let the crazy out of the bag

[@marissaemily8452]

All the Easter egg math, with the dates and the times and the adding the digits together, hurts my brain so much

[@LK1989]

I'm a part of a team of evaluators that help determine if a child in the school system has autism. The idea that Taylor is autistic is honestly laughable. But this is a part of a trend to be honest. So many parents come to us begging for us to tell them their kids are autistic... and they're not. Not even close. A lot of times they just have generalized anxiety. When we search for what could be causing that anxiety, we typically find out the parent has massive anxiety as well and they're projecting their anxiety onto their child. I feel like that is what I am seeing in these tiktoks. They're self-inserting/projecting themselves onto her.

[@Dani-lc9hq]

right, I've also noticed that a lot of people seem to see anxiety, which can make people behave awkward sometimes, as autism....

[@BrookeDoesScience]

@@Dani-lc9hq I also don’t understand how someone can act autistic though. As someone with autism who no one ever suspects has autism, this concept is wild to me. It’s not my outwardly expressions that make me autistic. It’s my internal wiring.

[@drinkmoreagua8984]

@@Dani-lc9hq I mean, a huge symtom of autism is anxiety in almost all social situations. So it’s not a stretch to assume that someone might have autism if they’re always anxious

[@Dani-lc9hq]

@@drinkmoreagua8984 plenty of people have anxiety without being autistic, so yes it's a stretch to make assumptions just based on that. Especially since it's not a core diagnostic criteria for autism, it just cooccurs a lot.

[@sashagemini7623]

As someone who has anxiety and ADHD who keeps being told she has autism by most of TikTok....THANK YOU. I'm just anxious and awkward! I really don't need a random person telling me I'm autistic because it look a slightly longer time for me to learn how to drive....

[@Urlocalswiftie1989]

The speak now Statue of Liberty one WAS a troll but it’s my favorite Swiftie troll ever 😭

[@ariannasstudio8765]

As a Gen Z Swiftie, I can confirm that Swifttok is indeed a toxic gossip (night) train of misinformation. Edit: Zack I LOVE your Avril Lavigne shirt! Thanks for this very special Sunday news report. Your dedication to this channel is very inspiring.

[@voicethatimplores]

Toxic gossip night train sent me 😂😂😂

[@theswiftologist]

thank u Arianna!!

[@ariannasstudio8765]

OMG the king responds!! thx for liking and commenting Zack!

[@heiwuniao7550]

people tried to tell me that icsy and mpf were singles like girlie theyre not

[@SpeakMoew]

"And of course! That means nothing!" Killed me. The Karma conspiracy needs to end before we collectively lose our minds

[@noellehannibal]

"Babe. What do you know about the celebrity world?" has me laughing uncontrollably at 1AM! Thank you for entertaining me today!!

[@devonbron13]

Your dead eye stares into the camera when absolute garbage is being discussed are absolutely Oscar worthy 😂 you'd make a great Office cast member!!

[@jillsarah7356]

My ‘theory’ is that Karma IS Reputation and Karma was just the working title. IF TS ever releases a Karma album, I think it will just be bc she knows about the fan buzz.

​@@Quehbqobdv738Or maybe some people are fans in a chill way? I've been a fan since 2008 and I don't know every single detail... it just means that I'm not 14 and obsessed anymore

[@scarletsjazz6472]

@@Quehbqobdv738huh? 😭 then she could’ve also thought of the name karma, AND changed it to reputation, before writing any of the music

[@scarletsjazz6472]

@@Quehbqobdv738 he says that karma wasn’t a real ‘lost’ album as in one that was supposed to happen in between two of the real ones. none of us here are saying that it was, we’re saying that karma could’ve been an allusion something else like a potential title for rep

[@iwilitu6591]

You're 100% right. Just like ATW10 was recently written and just fan service

[@bluebxrry1010]

like woodvaleee

[@joselynejh]

Girl… if I was a Q Anon recruiter I would go straight to the tiktok swifties

[@lavieenlavande]

I was thinking the same thing! The level of delusion that people fall into is just wild 🫠

[@tammycombs167]

😂😂😂

[@sydneysbs]

Omg this took me out 😂😂😂

[@theswiftologist]

perf targets

[@jillsarah7356]

No but for real though. Extremely scary

[@vankr]

Someone once told me Taylor is autistic because she likes cats... CRICKETS I guess it's there in the DSM 5 that if someone is gifted and likes cats they're autistic.

[@jayjayjayna]

i guess by that logic i’m also autistic 😭

[@JLX1373]

no thats's the thing now everyone is suddenly "autistic" it's insane@@jayjayjayna

[@jayjayjayna]

@@JLX1373 right like it’s borderline creepy

[@sophielane9016]

BYE lol people need to stop pretending they’re psychologists 😭

[@dramaminedream22]

There’s also people who have said that she must be into *other things* because she loves cats. That one also made me slow blink.

[@ingridwagner9541]

Why do you do this to me Zac? It's 11.20pm over here in Australia and I was about to go to bed but now I see this notification and am going to force my eyelids to stay open to watch lol

[@PristineWhens]

Not the rumor that Taylor’s casting spells

[@enchantedgoldrush]

She's never beating the witch allegations

[@drewrosen]

CRYING

[@hejti3894]

there are def some spells in some songs

[@archer1949]

There’s a distinct lack of “Gaylor” and “Kaylor” in this. There’s nothing more deranged than the extremes of those conspiracies. Or are that the demons that aren’t to summoned?

[@yeriscarat9241]

i think they’re the demons

[@stevenstewart782]

Yeah Zack doesn't give any Wasted breath to those particular Insanity

[@vegemite_toast]

Please continue this series for those of us that refuse to rot our brains scrolling endless tiktoks.

[@samiracle13]

i don’t hate the, ‘all of folklore is about the love triangle’ theories imo as long as they’re more interpretation than theory, you know? folklore and evermore are kind of vague enough that you’re meant to connect the songs to your own life and your own stories and ones you make up so everyone’s allowed to interpret it differently which is lovely! the timelines people make for their interpretations are so cool to consider. but again. it’s not fact or anything

[@urlocalfolklorian]

tiktok genuinely needs to be studied because it’s doing something to people…

[@theswiftologist]

its making them.....unique....

[@urlocalfolklorian]

@@theswiftologist so true girl

[@bad_revecula]

It's killing their attention spans & brain cells 😔

[@soulfireonfire6423]

@@bad_revecula That’s exactly what it’s doing !

[@giuliabonechi1864]

This is why I never engage with it outside of people I’m friends with sending videos to me. That is the extent to which I’m willing to participate in the use of this social media

[@numberoneflop]

Why do they think Taylor LIVES to leave “easter eggs”. Maybe she just wore orange because she, i don’t know, felt like it?

[@aliyahn.s.797]

I'm in my bed with a fever and this made my day. I NEED a part two because I was kiking my ass of

[@emmepemme95]

Thank you Zach for this video. It’s so incredibly validating. I love being on swifttok but so many of the videos I see are truly delusional and not in the cute way 💀

[@wolfgangromine8341]

the "easter egg" conspiracy theories really are peak unhinged behavior. People think WAY too hard about them. Taylor legit just makes simple references to other songs in music videos, that's it, but people on swift tok are literally doing mental gymnastics thinking taylor's playing 4d chess...It's not that serious LOL

[@BrookeDoesScience]

As someone who is autistic, I do see a lot of similarities between Taylor and myself. I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s autistic, but I would say I find comfort in seeing someone so successful have qualities that remind me of myself. Which I feel like most people can say about anyone regardless of if they’re neurodivergent. So I do agree that it’s odd to place diagnoses on people … you can appreciate similarities without trying to diagnose …

[@piafleig]

Yes!

[@tayter_chip]

Yes!! Same!!! I would NOT be getting on TikTok trying to diagnose her, but I definitely see some similar qualities and it feels comforting to see someone as successful as TS that I can see myself in.

[@aliaaaafr]

I'm also autistic and I can agree with this comment so much!

[@jillsarah7356]

This!!!

[@justven24]

this is what i came to comment!

[@lifeisjustaclassroom]

pleeease do another video tearing apart and debunking *that* group of delusionals 🙏 every time I encounter their content I feel like I'm losing a billion braincells, and the confidence with which they spread their theories, I swear it makes me question reality. I need them debunked in a factual way because they legit act like they have evidence on their side

[@lifeisjustaclassroom]

@@underthepink7 because I think they're wrong it's not targeting any specific person, just disproving a theory. I don't think that's bullying.

[@MikelleG]

Who exactly?

[@lifeisjustaclassroom]

@@MikelleGGaylors…..

[@MikelleG]

@@lifeisjustaclassroom ohhh duh haha didnt know but hey theres a new swiftologist video on it cool

[@lifeisjustaclassroom]

@@MikelleG I know!! I’m so excited he’s finally debunking it from a logical journalistic perspective, but also annoyed that it came to this

[@giacomo7725]

I've been waiting for this content from the swiftologist for decades.

[@Zachzn4lf]

This was so so funny!! Please do a part two lmao

[@theswiftologist]

thank you josh!

[@caitlazers46]

“Doing obviously autistic things and adhd things” seennnnnnt me.

[@E42545]

I have the most extreme mix of rage and pity for the autism theory person lol- it’s so obviously coming from a place of lack of self worth/feeling unsupported…. But like, tell me this exact person would not instantly lose it if you told them they “looked autistic” 🥴 Thanks for calling out how dangerous this one specifically is

[@KetlinCarramanhos]

I think that between 1989 and Reputation there will be a new album that she has been recording (that's why she has been going to the studio). PPL, PLEASE, all the re-recordings have been already recorded. And I think it's going to be this pattern: Fearless TV, Red TV, New Album (Midnights), Speak Now TV, 1989 TV, New Album (don't have a name yet, but it's a new Era), Reputation TV and Taylor Swift TV followed by the end of The Eras Tour and a hiatus because like after 1989 she will be over exposed. Afterwards, after 2-3 years she will comeback with new music and a smaller tour.

[@emilyjohnson814]

I fully engage in all of the theories and love them 🤣 but I also love hearing how ridiculous they are from your point of view. I never get tired of watching the swiftologist 😍Please, we need a part two😅

[@silly_hue-wheat]

the only thing I hate about this fandom are the delusional theories don't have any sense

[@Alessandrograni]

"This is another tik tok from gasping for air girly" 😂☠ Begging for a part 2 and even 3 😂

[@stevenstewart782]

I Enjoy watching some of that creators Content because It reminds me how sane I am. She occasionally has a prediction that is correct Probably about Same percentage as the rest of us Make a guess about what she's going to do next

[@jane_edits13.]

new sub cuz ive never heard anything in the swiftie community that makes more sense than this creator 😭

[@roberto-zw6ru]

When Taylor may have dated Matty tiktok was unhinged. Social justice warriors and virtue signaling was rampant.

[@clashfan2875]

It was fucking ridiculous. You would have thought he had dressed in full third reich regalia and goose stepped across a stage the way some people were reacting. In addition to the concept that they should have any say in who Taylor, a 32 year old woman, could or could not date. I believe I remember remarking at the time if he was so awful she wouldn't date him for long.

[@alaina4070]

God those people were annoying! I swear I saw some people killing Matty a Nazi. Gurl he's not a nazi. People need to stop throwing that word around without knowing what a nazi is.

[@theswiftologist]

soooo glad I wasn't there for that

[@roberto-zw6ru]

So true. The people who actually know him like him. Because of the madness I listened to the 1975 for the first time and loved them. Going to their show in Denver in Oct. @@clashfan2875

[@victorianeastender]

When the Malaysia thing happened I just realized how unhinged Matty Healy can be. And Miss Americana might've dodged a bullet

[@um7239]

It’s always the southern people that have the craziest theories and I’m saying that as a born and raised Georgia girly

[@shanestoltz9649]

I’d hate to put you through a part two but… this was the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@brittanyhughes2198]

Haha you were cracking me up. I’m so glad I’m not on tik tok. These people think Taylor is a mathematician. This is so crazy and out of control. Love your videos!

[@stevenstewart782]

It's all because she once mentioned she was into numerology

[@londonboyintro]

I am a younger swiftie, 14 and joined the fandom during the Fearless TV era. I absoutely looooove debut. Its one of favs and the younger fans or more recent fans that hate debut give us such a bad rap. And maybe I love debut so much more cause I'm at the age she wrote some of the songs but whatever the case it's such an amazing album.

[@kyla4236]

debut is good for what it is but it’s not a top 5, it’s got some good hits but most of it is just outdated and a little dishonest in retrospect. fearless onward is a better representation of taylor as an artist imo. however, i’ve listened to debut since i was a child so 15+ years of the same picture to burn and our song loses its sparkle. :/

[@MBGrace1]

Literally seeing these "Taylor Swift is Autistic" are so BIZARRE like um sis WHAT? Its unhinged and messed up...

[@enchantedgoldrush]

The autism theory girl..Honestly some people do not deserve the right to open their mouths

[@LaurenKaminski]

Yes & she is talking too much! She is the problem it’s her,that is the tea!

[@nannasrensen7674]

Truth! I work in mental healthcare, and the whole SoMe-obsession with handing out diagnoses to everyone is so damaging. It pathologizes normal human behavior and quirks, and at the same time makes excuses for people not to take accountability for their shortcomings (not that some mental health professionals don't do that too). But it's just so loud, manipulative, oftentimes kind of condescending, and almost always a product of projection when it's doled out by strangers on the internet.

[@justtakeemhome]

i’ve had so many arguments with people who think taylor will double drop/surprise drop the taylor’s version. and their argument is always “she’s had so much success with the re-recording she doesn’t care about the money or how the rest will perform in the charts”…. uhhh when has she ever not cared about a number one debut, sales or breaking records???

[@theswiftologist]

Some people just don’t KNOW her…

[@Im.a.Mastermind]

Congrats on 40k, Zach! You totally deserve it for putting yourself through this for us.

[@bethanyclark4888]

See every once in a while I’ll see something in a post or something and I’ll be like “that’s cool, I wonder if it’s gonna mean something later” but I’m not about to stare at everything Taylor does and be like “she moved her foot in this direction while performing this song so this is gonna happen on this day” Taylor started the Easter eggs for fun not insanity.

[@scatteredstraw]

“You’re just doing a sudoku game at this point” SENT ME

[@lisao2416]

I watch your channel pretty religiously (I'm a Patreon, too!) but I couldn't make it through this one. It affirmed my choice around downloading TikTok ... never have, never will! Can't wait for more Scooter Braun content, I continue to be amazed at your spidey senses around stuff like that. Swiftologist is tuned in on another level!

[@karmaisacat9]

"Consumerism (Taylor's Version)" had me ROLLING

[@goldeb.8553]

also love listening to you speak so much, it's not every day that you see someone so witty and smart at the forefront of so big a fandom. eloquent and straight to the point, keep up the good work (would love pt2 to this just for shits and giggles pretty please)

[@echoes8057]

The “theories” are just saying everything and anything and then being able to say one was right out of 1000000

[@Raelven]

The woman at 14:00 should never take any sort of psychology course, again, at any point, ever. Edit: Betty was a nickname for Rebecca but fell out of popularity in the 1970's when Becky replaced Betty, and, the footballer clip commentary is 👍

[@LisforLovelyLiz]

Since I am off TikTok, the swiftologist is the only way I want this content shared 🙃♥️

[@whatasillybilly]

FINALLY found a Swift content creator I relate to 😂 Thank god, I’ve felt like I was left out because I find most of this stuff ridiculous and hilarious. This was great! Subscribed.

[@ongogablogian845]

Part Two please! Thank you for making light of the insanity that is Swifttok.

[@conversations_with_kara]

"go to the water park. go to the gas station. get a root canal." HELP 💀

[@ashleysbored6710]

I'm a "new" fan because I'm a teen and I've only been listening for a few years, but the first album I listened to was Fearless so I'd like to exclude myself from the TikTok weirdos

[@SummerCampCreative]

Thank you for this reality check babes I needed this call out 😢😂❤

[@justsomegirl_xiii]

25:05 you know when the pastor starts screaming and shouting at the podium…….

[@theswiftologist]

L M F A O

[@amandaleighplans]

I love this channel where we’re actually SANE here, god I hate how taylor has become trendy lol because people and swifttok and everything is just nuts I feel like I’m losing my mind

[@denzeldgeorge]

I couldn’t tolerate the nonsense but loved ur unhinged reaction. Sorry to put u through hell but can I have a part 2?

[@swiftie4everr]

The statue of liberty tiktok was a joke😭😭thats so hilarious💀💀

[@rjafitzgerald]

I cannot tell you how much you restore my faith in sanity! Everything you covered is exactly why I block everything TS related on social media despite liking her music! Thank you for being a glowing little light of sanity ❤

[@donardodavinci6126]

I'm two minutes in and I sincerely hope that it won't just be "gently poking fun"... the people on TikTok are CRAZY. Also thanks for doing this to yourself, serving as always!

[@AlTaylorsVersion]

i need a part 2 right now.. And the swifties with the numbers make me feral.

[@piafleig]

I need to defend the 112 day theory a little for the following reason: There were 112 days between Evermore and the original Fearless TV release date. 224 days (so 112 x 2) between Fearless TV and Red TV. And 336 (so 112 x 3) days between Red TV and Midnights. There are 112 days between the beginning of the Eras tour (17th of March) and the release of Speak Now TV (July 7th), and there are 112 days between that release and the 1989 release (October 27th). According to that theory Rep TV will be out February 16th and Debut June 7th (and 6+7 even equals 13, Taylor's lucky number). I don't believe most theories, but this one seems pretty legit to me 😊 Taylor has also mentioned the numbers 2 and 6 (February and June) quite a few times as of late, further supporting that theory.

[@thejoeyjason]

NO!

[@thejoeyjason]

the prediction is that rep tv and taylor swift tv will be released next year sweetie!

[@kimmothy69]

Zach I've had a rough weekend where I had to work most of it and I desperately needed a laugh so thank you for your service!

[@cowboylikeabby]

29:46 i was with you until this part, the girl in the tiktok had three and a half hours to look taylor in the eye and have those magic moments with her, this point is so random lmfao. let people be happy and capture memories

[@Dani-lc9hq]

Damn the autism girl... seriously incoherent projection! I can't imagine a autistic person living the intense life Taylor does.... My sister is autistic and needs to isolate a lot, she's sensitive to noise, smells, fabrics... And everyone I know who is also high functioning still wouldn't be able to handle the amount of people and stage life Taylor has, that's super demanding.

[@dramaminedream22]

That’s exactly what I was thinking about. She also does basically work a 9-5 job if not more, plus tons of travel.

[@ascendednightingale2456]

I’m diagnosed autistic, and I would absolutely crumble if I lived Taylor’s life. Also, saying that all neurodivergent people need to have a creative career is dismissive and harmful. I work a normal job and I’m content with it. I like the schedule and predictability. I actually wouldn’t do well in a creative job because I second guess myself too much and would rather follow than lead. This person has a very ableist view on what autism is.

[@sulathenewfie4277]

Debut album - she does force the accent and her voice is not yet developed (but she really was still physically changing so it is what it is) but I love debut because as songs go, they are great songs, especially for her age. I was big country fan when she first came out so I remember when she was blowing up country w/Debut. Loved Tim McGraw… great song. So I paid attn starting then and thought hopefully she takes voice lessons as her voice matures and changes because she has a lot of talent and if she trains her voice properly she can get quickly get past the criticisms about her not being able to sing. She was a teenager and sounded like one. Same goes for One Direction… they sounded like kids in first 2 albums. But by time MITAM came around, their voices were great.

[@erinfrazier1439]

U truly cannot comprehend people deciding Taylor swift is autistic and then “finding evidence” to prove it….literally so rude and invasive to a point I can’t even comprehend. Whether she is or isn’t it’s NONE of our business genuinely wtf is wrong with people

[@annacolwell-w6h]

the armchair diagnosing is insane, even if she is autistic its nobody's business and it would be her decision weather or not to share that with the public

[@laurenpeot]

Are you going to do a video breaking down the vault tracks of 1989 tv? I would love to see it!

[@taylorpeterson2890]

I do like the 112 days theory, all though that person took it a little to far. That would get us all the re-records released during the tour, but keep them spaced out. And then she can announce TS11 at the end of the tour 😂🤡 I don’t really believe any theories anymore. I will believe it when it happens 😂

[@tammycombs167]

I said from the moment she announced the Eras tour that all the re records would be released be the end of the tour. The Swiftdom bashed me over that because each album had to have its own Era. Which would tie Taylor down forever. I still believe all re records will be out by end of Eras tour.Nothing to do with the 112 day theory. Lol

[@juliapachecoguedes]

i spent the entire video split between laughing and crying

[@stranger_inthealps]

Thank you for soldiering through tik tok for this video you may be our final sane swiftie 😭

[@Someonewhoruns]

do more of these i begg. i was laughing my ass off for all 30 mins! I never have more fun than watching you blank stare at a crazy person on the internet lol

[@Toniwoodleigh]

I saw a shocker a few months ago where they edited a video to look like a trailer for a hollywood-esque movie about soulmates who experience miscarriage starring taylor swift and john mayer, with bigger than the whole sky as the soundtrack

[@lexbryann1585]

“Go outside, go to the gas station, go get a root canal” 😂

[@ashmarie1370]

My brain can't focus long enough to do the math that's in some of these videos. Like I guessed ordered for the rerecord releases but without doing all the crazy stuff and numbers these people do. I work to much for all of that🤦‍♀️

[@LiviBurke]

I’m autistic and really don’t like when people speculate on whether or not a celebrity is autistic. It’s not bad if she is, but it’s harmful to armchair diagnose someone you don’t know just based off of video clips and your idea of what autism or adhd is. If I saw her biting her lip and I also do that as a stim but that doesn’t mean Taylor is autistic and stimming.

[@indecisiveranter]

i've been on stan twitter for a while but this summer i got bored and decided to go into swifttok to see the pure insanity taylor mania is causing. dare i tell you, it is MUCH worse than twitter in there...

[@um7239]

I hate all the Easter egg theories I barely participate in them like when everyone was screaming about sntv after the bejeweled music video it really bugged me because yes the mv practically confirmed that it was next but it wasn’t going to come out that instance especially after midnights huge success

[@alta2lch]

I am not on TikTok, and this video reinforced why! Thanks for you content ☺️

[@emmmma143]

She could twitch and someone is analyzing it. She already doesn’t feel like she’s treated by a human, but these days every single breath is watched and analyzed. It’s absolutely ridiculous, I genuinely feel bad for her that so many fans are like this

[@dwohtss]

but also just because someone is a new fan, doesnt make them any less of a fan than you are. i do agree, as a stan since red tv, that it is mostly people who are new to the fandom who hate on debut and fearless, but im sure there are people who have been swifties just as long as u have that have the same opinion as that person did. and gatekeeping taylor swift just because someone hasnt been a fan for as long as you have is unnecessary to say the least

[@theswiftologist]

I’m not gate keeping I’m sharing my opinion … it’s impossible to gate keep the most famous person in the world

[@dziobakeuropejski8028]

as a pretty new, teenage swiftie, i think that some people are really crazy. like, what the hell you mean you think debut is awful? i mean, if u don't like it it's ur choice, but objectively it's not a bad album and it has a lot of awesome songs

[@mcp7055]

late to the party, but i am living for you REFUSING to finish seriously unhinged tik toks

[@enchantedgoldrush]

Oh zack i really hope you're okay, the things you do for us